things you should NEVER say to a guitarist
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He took Oreos out of the freezer
Autistic_Cat I literally was about to say something. Like good video but I'm sorry you have oreos in your freezer Jared? If that is a secret gem in life pls share your wisdom
Yeah, a lot of chocolate things are better after being in the freezer. I don't know why but they're just better cold. If you get candy with chocolate, just put them in the freezer
Hold up u may have did something
Try it,the cream becomes more solid and has a different texture
Oreo is french
"Every good guitarist can read sheet music."
*cries in tabs*
I feel that one😂😭😭
Austin Martín Hernández well good for you jk that’s cool man
@Austin Martín Hernández same with me, but for me, depends of the music, like some are easier to read in tabs, others in sheet
@Austin Martín Hernández I never learned music theory personnaly...
M4J1K I literally can’t read sheet music to save my life-
“I just learn by ear”
*cries in bass*
I already played cello for 2 years before I started bass so I could read bass clef 😂
*cry in beginner guitarist*
RIGHT
MEEE
Taannro I know right😂
Jared: Why do you need two guitars?
Jared: **owns 21 guitars**
Mr Yeeteson Peterson 40
46
**21 pilots**
Gotta have a guitar for every fret
Mr. Yeeteson Peterson 43
Someone once asked me if a electric guitar that’s not plugged in is just a acoustic guitar. Yes he got smacked
Alex you have low brain
Alex no an acoustic is completely different friend
i Have small brain, explain please
yes you can SLAPP me
Guido Mista alright * slap * listen up sTopid a electric guitar has electrical parts in it called pick ups to make it sound different when plugged into a amp. It doesn’t have a hole in the middle like an acoustic. A acoustic guitar is a hollow body guitar to make it echo (hence then name acoustic) and you cant plug it into a amp and there is no volume switches or anything like an electric.
Once I played my electric unplugged and my little brother asked why I'm playing my guitar like a Bass...
i hate when you get asked:
1. do you play acoustic or electric?
2. why do you need 2 guitars
3. CAN YOU PLAY THIS SONG
honestly lmaooo, the amount of times people ask me if i play electric or acoustic is ridiculous. if i had £1 for every time someone asked me that question, i would be able to buy my dream guitar
Or hey can you play THAT ONE SONG
Someone: Can you play THAT ONE SONG?
Me:What song..?
Someone: Y’know, the song that goes Du du ddu ddu du?
Me: BrUh
What’s so bad about asking if they play acoustic or electric. Isn’t it just a question on what you prefer
My parents always say "you have 7 guitars you don't need more" but see that's where they're wrong.
"Every good guitarist can read sheet music." Ouch.
Yeah, I can't read sheet music and I feel kinda bad about it sometimes. It's just easier for me to learn by ear
Panzer Man Eddie van halen can't read sheet music
I can only sing off of sheet music, but playing is something I can't do
Hey we got something in common i suck at sheet music and learning by ear is pretty easy with some songs.
If anyone could teach us sheet music though you will be a boss!
I started by memorizing what notes on the staff corresponded with the notes on the fretboard. (Guitar uses treble clef, by the way) Just begin with the open strings. Next, figure out the rest of the staff notes. Mnemonics are really helpful. In the meantime, get the note values/rhythms down, they don’t really take long to understand.
With the basics down, READ THE SHEET MUSIC VERY SLOWLY! I find it helpful to memorize one or two songs with the sheets in front of you, but you need to bite the bullet and practice new material. It goes without saying that you should learn simple stuff before moving onto advanced pieces.
When playing the notes, I find it helpful to stick to the first 5 frets, as beyond that is where the notes begin to repeat. Get whatever notes you have down to muscle memory, where you know what to do when you see the notes on a staff.
While this process takes a long time, I think it is very rewarding and improves the connection between you and the guitar. Use the internet to find new music to read. Keep strong!
"every good guitarist can read sheet music"
*laughs in Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Eddie van Halen, and slash*
evh can definitely read sheet music, he was classically trained on piano as a child
@@vhsorion What I've heard is that he never learned to read and would just improvise during recital. The examiners would tell him he had a very "interesting interpretation" of the piece. Of course, I have no idea how credible that information is, so take that with a grain of salt.
@@dishwasherdetergent3366 I'm pretty sure he said that himself in an interview
Reading sheet music for piano and guitar is a completely different story because you need to learn to visualize what the sheet music looks like to play on your instrument.
Eric Johnson can as well, I'm pretty sure
"We don't need more guitar strings, we need more green"
- The Beatles
I need more melons.
i thought he meant money by the word "green" 😂🤦🏻♂️
@@gurdittsingh6638 joke still works 😆
“Fenders are for old people”
That low key pissed me off🤣
@That Young Gamer 13 And I like my edge strat
I got a squier precision fender bass and people now call me boomer.
Same
That_Green_Gentleman_ Ryden epic
Same, haha, wanted to write the same😂
"This guitar sucks dude."
"I mean, I could build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout out."
*Looks angrily at camera*
Loved that reference.
ZekeHD lol. Same
Sucks that dude ripped him off..
That line had me rollllling
I didn't get it :'-(
bigfriki Jared got ripped off by this guy. He was supposed to get a 17 string guitar but he got scammed him.
I hate it when someone says 'Do you know how to play "( name of song)", it goes da-da-da-da -da-da-da-da-da. Ok, I'm not going to know how to play a song on guitar by hearing you say 'da-da-da-da-da-da-da'. I have to sit down and learn it from the original recording and then practice it. This has happened to me many times at jam sessions and drives me nuts.
Welcome to the jungle?
Especially when the dadadas are way out of tune
@@jackm7603 my friend always wants me to play do do do do do do doo do do do do do doo
@@k0slizard389 semi charmed life
Master of puppets?
Can I show a guitar trick?
*I sAw iT oN bUzZfEeD*
That pissed me off a lot.
oh no
At least he didn't go wendy o. Williams on his guitar
"I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout out"... when TH-cam gets too real!
I was like OH SNAP!!!
lmaooooo
Absolutely Vicious
That was the best thing all video tbh
😂😂😂
How many Guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only 1, but you need another 5 to say, "Pffft I could've done that!"
Nah 5: 1 to change it, and the other 4 to complain about how the old one was better.
lol wow
One to change it and 4 to tell you how they could have done it better
No, 4 to change it and 1 to say "i can do it on my own"
It better be a NOS Sylvania light bulb from 1964. The new light bulbs just don't have the same warmth.
“Nickleback is way better than Tool.”
I died inside
AshleyKayla M same
They both suck
@@splatterz1688 man your dumb
Yeah
They’re both garbage
me : practice alternate picking
gf: what song is that?
😂
She probably thinks sweep picking equates to skill too.
Everytime I fucking play anything like random strumming to stuff I've written, my family is like "what song is that" it's annoying as fuck. Or the good ol "hey can you play ___?*
makayla nicole makayla nicole They’re most likely curious and just want to bond with their child
@@Headless3000 yes
And that’s why guitarists write drum parts that need 4 arms and 4 legs
Justice served
The Earth Nah dude just practice more
The Earth is flat
Cody Oliver fuck you
Just get 2 drummers lol
Legend
0:55 Nothing good ever comes from "I saw it on Buzzfeed".
Josh Dalviken Amen!
Buzzfeed is pure cringe and cancer.
When he said “I could build u one for 1200 bucks and a shout-out”
That hit me in the feels and what the hell did I have to do with it
4:28 shade like an oak tree
What did he mean?
ManMardigan Just the story about the scandal thing when Jared was getting his gent guit, and it’s a long story I bet u could find the vid about it
Jackson Brooks LoW kEy
I died when he did that😂😂😂
3:18 Yeah, that's how you get murdered in your sleep at my house...
"I can build you one for 1200 and a shoutout" BUUUURN^^
gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle so much salt 😂
gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle I luled for a good 2 minutes
I'm out of the loop, what's the burn?
Loebane Jared paid $1200 for a custom built guitar, then the guy stopped contacting Jared after he paid.
someone said theyd build him one for that and he paid the guy but the guy was a con
I hate when people ask me at school why I have 5 guitars and I explain to them why and they still don't understand😂😂
Just say," because I can afford to play" and say their name really disgusted sounding
Why does anyone have more than one of anything? *So why is it any different for guitars
Just tell them "timbre".
@@daisyloumisakidondu6159 because.
@@jaydenstrashcan *
“Nickleback is way better than Tool.”
Dude that really hurt
Fr tool is the goat
Ollie Painter ye they r
@@recalled4525 Nickelback IS better then Tool
@@jacobnelsen2786 ew wtf
@@recalled4525 They really are though
"Dimebag's tone sucked." That's a death penalty...at least a blood-Eagle...
It did tho...
It did... great riffs but awful sound
Wrong
Terrible tone. Great for divebombs.
Panteras great martyr.
Dimebag had amazing tone live, but Panteras albums had some of the worst guitar sound of all time.
What's the difference between a guitarist, and a pizza?
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The pizza can actually feed a family of four.
lmao can I steal this?
Fuck😂😂😂
I like how you got this from a pizza can feed the family of 4 but a black guy can't
@@zombiefreaktank because they cant
It’s funny you can say the same thing about a person who makes videos on building PCs.
"If u were a drummer that tone would be Lars' snare"😂😂
I died when I heard that and I am a fan of Lars
"I think I accidentally deleted a whole song"
I think we're going to have to run the ones.
"Eugh, a Fender? Those are for old people." Ik it's a joke but I'm DISGUSTED. It must have been so painful to even say that as a joke.
Shannon McCarthy That played right when i read your comment lol
I know a lot of people like fender guitars but I really don't like the design on them
if you dont like them dont buy
@Rocker Baby fuck you in last minute he is gonna say that Gibson brand doesnt work for people fuck him
I love fender guitars
my friend once asked me why I need an acoustic if I had an electric and that it was a waste of money, I almost smacked her
The same day I got my first electric guitar my sister asked if she could have my acoustic lol
W H A T a profile name I love it
hey nice name
you should've
Sounds like u got a dumb friend
2:35 "Are you sure that you're not left-handed?" LOL 😁
2:20 My guitar teacher literally has a dream to move out to the middle of Montana just so he rock out with his amps cranked all the way and not have anyone complain. He's gonna move across the country just so no one will ever tell him "turn that down" again
"Nickleback is way better than Tool"
That is a sentence that should never have been even thought of holy shit
That sentence triggered me more than it should have.
"better than Tool" is already pushing the limits
DZguitar
Me 2 😂😂😂
It genuinely physically hurt to hear that statement.
"Nickelback is way better than Tool"
Me:
Y-YOU'RE MEEEAAAAAAAANNNNN *sobbing continues*
"Why do you need two guitars?" Y'all don't understand how triggering this is
Josue Padilla I HATE when someone tells me that! “Why are you buying another guitar?” ::punch:: lol
Or worse when someone says “your other guitar isn’t broken” or “your old guitar was way better”
Even worse: why don’t you sell one of those upstairs. You don’t play on them anymore... that sentence is the absolute taboo for a guitar owner.
"you should sell your one of your guitars." T R I G G E R E D
Its JayBoi dummy. :) This is why you don't get married...
“You’re just pissed that the best guitarist in the band, is a drummer”
I don’t know why that got me, but it was hilarious
Made me think of Adam d from killswitch who was the drummer then got tired of hauling drums around so he started playing guitar 😂
*~Laughs the in Nirvana~*
I like when a cocky Bass player tells you turn up you guitar amp, I can still hear my Bass
that's the funnest part
“Nickelback is way better than Tool”
That’s something you should never say to anybody
ItsaGrac Those are fighting words!
I'm not familiar with Tool but I've definitely heard of them. That one little audio clip is the most I've heard and is that actually how the singer sounds?
I've never been more angered about music when I heard that
for reals
Lee Whitworth Yes. But he has a great range as well. Plus his screams are really unique in his own way
I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shoutout
*stares in drop c*
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"Everybody knows the singer gets all the chicks" oh my God 😂
The drummers’s got all the stamina lol
Ok hold up..
Did you grab oreos....
Out of the freezer?
Did you just steal that from the
Most liked comment
Stolen
@@llla_german_ewoklll6413 dude I don't steal shit. I saw the comment afterwards but genuinely didn't care.
It's an orea ice cream sandwich
You don't do that?
"I'm a peacock. You gotta let me fly." Nice The Other Guys reference :)
Lol the best
i fuckin love that movie, dude. DEFINITELY one of my favorites
LeeJayBird Music good movie
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think peacocks can fly.
Phoenix watch the movie
you missed one thing : "you have too many guitars, you should sell one"
*A few
or why do you need more than 6 strings on a guitar, why do you bother changing strings, painted necks have the best feel. without the bass player the guitar player would sound like shit, mesa make shit cabinets, why would you buy an unknown brand like revv generator everyone knows peavey is the best, so many things you shouldn't say to a guitarist xD
@@alvarg the first two just sound like questions, which you could just answer.
"i can build you one for 1,200 and a shoutout" NICE SHADE BRO
I missed something on this one
"Why do you need two guitars?"
"We don't need new strings"
So, you've chosen death...
“Y’know Yoko Ono was my favorite Beatle.”
OoOOoOooFFF
BIG OOOOOOF
"Was Paul McCartney really in a band before Wings?"
she is 😍 so glad she broke them up 🥰
4:28 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You should slide that into every video from here to eternity...
Here ya go. Everything explained. th-cam.com/video/UIF91NghD4Q/w-d-xo.html
"I could build you one for $1200 and a shout-out" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Are you sure you’re not left handed?” Had me rollin
I can confirm you shouldn't say these things to a guitarist.
TeraBrite
Lol TeraBrite just commented on here.
Didn't know TeraBrite still existed :P
Christian Saona Alvarado Yeaaaah. We've been hearing that a lot lately. We have TH-cam to thank for that. 😣
zachary wellendorf I agree. I never go any higher than 11.
cringe^100
"Nickelback is better than tool."
Triggereeeeeeed
Anyone is better than tool.
@@kitten-whisperer I disagree strongly.
I’ve got the math that proves tool is better..
... just LOOK AT THIS GRAPH〽️
lol I'm not even gonna pretend that didn't make me angry XD I bet that even hurt to joke about
@mark Richardson agreed
Rewatched it 5 years later and can confirm that this is great! I'm so glad that these jokes hold up so well!
0:34 Dude the knobs one is the most true and horribly stressful thing I’ve ever had to experience in my entire life
Can you learn ‘song x’?
No.
But it’s easy.
Don’t want to.
Why not?
Song sucks.
...I just wanna hear you play it once...
I WOULD HAVE TO PLAY IT DOZENS OF TIMES FOR THAT “ONCE”.
Oh... please?
...........................
turn the tables and ask them why their bass has 6 strings
I’m gonna start doing that to my guitarist
Lol so many of these are true! I always get people saying "why do you have so many guitars?". Absolutely drives me mad.
What makes it worse is that the people who say that are usually the same people who'll obsessively buy new trainers, like "dude, you own over 50 pairs of Nikes! don't have a go at me for owning 7 guitars!"
Things you should never say to a cellist:
“Is that a double bass!” (Some people even ask if it’s a bass guitar)
“Woah, I never knew you played guitar!”
“Man, that’s one big tuba!”
“Looks like your carrying a human in there!”
Trust me, I have gotten all of these
A fuckin tuba...?
@@CamJam312 maybe if they just are carrying around the case it could potentially look like a tuba. I can't think of any other reason though other than people are stupid
"Do you play acoustic or electric?"
I remember someone asked me that and I said "does it matter"? She said "yes it does." I said "why"? This girl straight up said "Jimi hendrix was known for inventing the acoustic guitar and creating the sounds we hear today".........
@@storageunit2683 please tell me that you boiled her body with acid put on fire
@@rottenpotato4399 I mentally slapped her a few times
Actually that's a valid question....
Valid question tho. I play electric better than acoustic lol
4:23 definitely the best part
lel
Epic burn
“I could build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout-out” 😂😂😂 Never forget
"I can build you one for 1,200 bucks and a shout out."
Savage
4:27 *SHADY AF*
1:25
The funny part is that Tony is now the bassist for Rest, Repose.
2:25
Lars’ actual conversation with Jason Newsted while making AJFA.
I hear fenders are for old people I’m going to flip I swear.
Actual conversation with my dad:
- Yeah, when I'm finished saving up I'm thinking about getting another guitar.
-...You already have 2 guitars! Isn't that enough? Why do you need more than one guitar?
- Because playing guitar is my passion and I love buying new gear. Having multiple guitars is useful for different tunings or having back ups when playing live, etc.
- Well, if I were you, I'd sell all my gear and buy a nice car.
- I already have a car. Why would I need 2 cars?
Well having two cars is useful for different tuning or having back ups when driving offroad, etc.
"Dimebag's tone sucked"
"Nickelback is way better than Tool"
ik these were jokes but I am beyond triggered
Yep that`s almost a fight xD
Far beyond triggered
Legit almost fought my friend because I told him Dimebag’s tone sucked. Lol
in all fairness i like pantera but i don't think dimebags tone was all that great, kinda sounded like he was deaf from loud music so he used really bright pickups to compensate. (wait for the hate)
“ slash is better than John pettruci” that also triggered me
0:22 As a "musician" not knowing how to read sheet music makes me feel illiterate
Tabs count as music.
I cant read sheet music, so i have to learn to play the songs ik and how to play the guitar itself on the internet. Idk y but reading sheet music and trying to remember what the notes r is rlly confusing to me
@@adamx9793 tabs are just sheet music without any hint on timing lol
Ugh , a fender? Those are for
old people . “ 😂😂😂
"dimebag's tone sucked" *dies a lot inside*
thess89pnthrs it kind of did though
There hasn't been anybody to come close to his tone either.
Hellbilly Wilson All you need is a Krank amp, his tone actually really isnt difficult to replicate at all. Not saying he sucked, we was awesome, but his tone was muddy and objectively not great.
zac the way he used that tone is what made the tone great!! And also you have to remember Dimebag was old fashioned.
Hellbilly Wilson I see your way of thinking. He was one of a kind for sure.
Some assholes spilled their drinks on my amp at a party one time. It was sticky and disgusting but luckily they didn't spill into anything, just onto the outside. Trying to clean around the knobs and that stupid material Marshall uses with all the little cracks was a pain in the ass.
RealGamerManz same shit happened to me. I let the guy play my guitar and he managed to break a string and then spill a bear all over my amp haha. It was my buddy so I didn’t mind but it was just like wtf lol
Cold Clutch
I was just using my amp as a speaker for music but some random girls I'd never met did it so I was pretty pissed off.
So I'm hoping you drop kicked him during the show and than proceeded to perform a face melting solo over him while he was laid out on the floor right.
RealGamerManz
Boo hoo.
Looks like im not the only one having these party issues. Someone managed to break a speaker cable for my AMP on a party this summer. RIP
So many of those actually pissed me off, and I just started playing last month.
4:35 the one thing you should never ever never ever say to a guitarist
"NickleBack is way better than TooL."
3:23 things you should NEVER tell Kirk Hammett
true
Or Eddie Van Halen
Or Zakk Wylde
Lmao
HAHAHAHA.
"every good guitarist can read sheet music"
me, an individual who can play sheet music and tab: "ah. here is thy time to shine."
1:21 so true😂
“I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shoutout”
Thanks Jared for making my day
"I'll build you a new guitar for $1200 and a shoutout" 😂😂
Anyone else noice the keywork (coheed) tattoo on his leg or am I crazy?
That sheet music one hits home...
2:21
My mom walks in my room while I’m playing
She says turn it down
It’s at 3 volume
Same, only mine's at 1.5
Mine's loud at 3, lol
When 4:26 came in... LOL THE BURNAGE! Well done, Jared. Well done.
Simo Rolev didn’t get that reference...
Jared uploaded a video called "I got scammed BAD..." a week ago. Check it out.
I'm fairly positive he made all the ones about the shitty guitar references to lead up to the one at 4:26 lol
4:52 “Homophobic Fetal Tissue” 😂
That keywork Coheed Tattoo on his knee is sick!!
"I could build you one for $1200 and a shoutout" YOU THREW THAT SHADE INTO THE FRIKIN SHADOW REALM
werewolfcooties i dont get it
Angelo NegoWhite Jared got scammed recently from a guy who told him that he was going to build him a guitar for $1,200 and a shout out...
“Nickel back is way better than tool” 💀💀💀
Some one said that tuh me...no one would remember he was once alive
Before you know it the guitar is confiscated by the police as a murder weapon.
The Pie that the Cats Eat that’s for sure lol
i almost died of an anger related heart attack. You dont say that line to anyone.
The Pie that the Cats Eat same. Avid fan of both - but Tool takes the cake lmfao
“cant read sheet music”
so relatable
but here l am playing (parts of) through the fire and the flames
That part about spilling beer on the amp is one of my worst nightmates
"Dimebag's tone sucked."
SCOOPED MIDS
I love that you make fun of your own having been scammed
Wow, that was brutal, Jared. I mean the whole thing. Loved it! 😂
Now it's my turn:
How do you confuse a guitarist?
Detune one of his strings but don't tell him which one.
Give it a minute...
I don't get it, can you explain please?
that ''image'' part is true.... who tf would wnat to go to a show where dudes look like office workers
Stratomies niin saatanasti everyone who liked the Beatles
@@hollysandiego3273 that was the time.....
what about weezer?
2:49 Jared knows he's the best member ha
4:00 is literally my parents
2:49 I have the exact same fridge but gray not white lol
"why do you waste time practicing you know the singer gets the chicks" that hit so damn hard in my heart man
"Nickelback is way better than Tool"
I had to pause the video and breath for a minute
I felt you
Farouk BEN FRAJ SAME
Farouk BEN FRAJ same I was about to freak out.
"Hey,can i have some of these picks?"
In riff writing, the drummer says "More is less, the riff is to complicated, kills the groove, Dude." That was a true story like every song needs to sound like "Walk"
That wah part is the most badass thing I’ve ever heard