Things guitar store employees say

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  • @luminaraunduli2791
    @luminaraunduli2791 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6574

    Customer: "hey, where is the left handed guitar section?"
    GC employee: (points to a shadowy corner where one shitty guitar is hanging)

    • @BigConnorsCovers
      @BigConnorsCovers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      😂😂😂

    • @stringmaster034
      @stringmaster034 8 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      and this is the reason I had to learn right handed (it was a struggle)

    • @charliepeebles
      @charliepeebles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      +KenmaXhan I know the feeling. I have to buy all my guitars off the net. There is now a bigger and better selection of left handed guitars in my bedroom than I ever see in any guitar shop.

    • @Paldasan
      @Paldasan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Callum Woulahan Not the LAST group. I'm a red-head and a leftie...

    • @ronnie.c3222
      @ronnie.c3222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Serendip haha no way man same!! I do everything left handed except for guitar and drums tho 😂

  • @natalie-yo6um
    @natalie-yo6um 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4748

    "hey man can I help you with anything?"
    "no"
    "thank god"
    I FELT THIS ONE DEEP IN MY BONES

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I totally didn’t expect to see Tyler with bunny ears here 😂

    • @natalie-yo6um
      @natalie-yo6um 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FabulousKilljoy I didn't expect anyone to recognize Tyler with the bunny ears!

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      natalie honarchian Being in sales sometimes I can relate LOL

    • @emakay_ytgames206
      @emakay_ytgames206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feel it in my youth feel jt when jm ond Jumpsuit Jumpsuit cover me. Jumpsuit Jumpsuit cover MEEEE

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Fabulous Killjoy So you changed your profile pic

  • @raptor4211
    @raptor4211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3358

    *walks into guitar center*
    Every staff: W A R R A N T Y

    • @spaceoutmisfit1738
      @spaceoutmisfit1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      thats why i just buy it online lol

    • @thetruth4580
      @thetruth4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pro coverage is great! It covers everything except for fire and theft!

    • @TheVergile
      @TheVergile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      does it cover concerts?
      no
      leaving it in my car after the gig?
      no
      how about band practice?
      at your place?
      nah, we rent a room
      then no
      so only at home?
      also no, but you can practice on it twice a month
      sigh okay
      #two weeks later
      hey, im here for warranty. the tuner doesnt hold pitch
      YOU HAVE TUNED IT? man, i hope you booked the warranty plus

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thetruth4580 ah yes lets cover the two most common ones

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I walk in there and come out with a new reason why I hate them. So I Go To my Avon IRC Music and get it there.

  • @lucielouise2008
    @lucielouise2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    the scariest thing is going to a guitar store when you’re just beginning or don’t really know a lot and they just judge you and give you and the other employees a look that says you shouldn’t be there

    • @goldenpenguin5592
      @goldenpenguin5592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      That’s why I don’t want to go into a store but I don’t wanna order online so I’m trying to figure out how to get this hobby started

    • @fifadillon3819
      @fifadillon3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      I’m in the same position but I think I’m just going to suck it up and go in the store and why should I care if they judge me on my skill or knowledge gotta start somewhere

    • @ninjatube8779
      @ninjatube8779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Don't stress it, I was a beginner too and was scared to go guitar center but they were really nice

    • @ashg9023
      @ashg9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      If a guitar store does that don't give them your business. Find a good one that will support you as a beginner as you know they will help you out even when you're experienced.

    • @caitlyntasse5932
      @caitlyntasse5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I was thinking the same thing 5 years ago when I started, I’m a girl and had never played guitar before and I reallyyyy didn’t want to go in but I wanted to learn to play, so I went in to my local stores and I would look at price, and i would just try stuff out and even just hold it so see how it felt, dont be afraid to ask questions to the employees because that’s why they’re there, they want other people to pick up their hobby of playing guitar too

  • @vtricko2391
    @vtricko2391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5829

    guitar center is the game stop of music

  • @stephendonovan9084
    @stephendonovan9084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3893

    "I want a guitar."
    "But, why?"
    "Because GUITAR."
    Perfect argument, 10/10

    • @ketranza19
      @ketranza19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TOTALLY

    • @calebevans3690
      @calebevans3690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      my dad and I right there. "but you already have an electric guitar, why would you save for another one" "because mine is an Ibanez...Gio...it's not even worth the wood, plastic, and metal it's made from"

    • @mroland808
      @mroland808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@calebevans3690 noooo I'm about to buy a gio

    • @terjir.
      @terjir. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hhaahh Soo me
      Dad:Why do you need another one?
      Me:Because GUITAR

    • @youweremymuse
      @youweremymuse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caleb Evans I love my Gio! I am a v beginner but it sounds decent and does it's job so to me it's worth it's weight in gold

  • @mariospertsinidis
    @mariospertsinidis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    *walks in guitar store*
    Me:Hey, do you sell guitars here?
    Store employee: Ughhhhhh let me check

    • @architnamboodiri235
      @architnamboodiri235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “I’ll transfer you”

    • @mythhead2688
      @mythhead2688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Here?
      At “Guitar World”?
      Gee, I dunno.

    • @elkeegre1925
      @elkeegre1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mythhead2688 the comment I was looking for!!!

    • @Meltaways
      @Meltaways หลายเดือนก่อน

      "No sir, we don't sell any guitars here, we just use all these guitars that you see hanging all around the walls and other various places only for decoration"

  • @thebooknerd7914
    @thebooknerd7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2537

    As a female guitarist i hate it when this happens
    Person: is that a guitar
    Me: yup
    Person: it looks really nice on your wall
    Me: yup
    Person: how much was it?
    Me: three, four hundred. I was on a tight budget
    Person: do you play
    Me: I DIDN'T SPEND FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS ON A FRICKING WALL DECORATION. YES I FRICKING PLAY

    • @anubis9094
      @anubis9094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Rock on

    • @squeethesane
      @squeethesane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Now I want to meet an instruments purely for decoration person... When they breathe on glass does it fog? Do they breathe or do they imbibe oxygen through osmosis via never blinking eyes? WE NEED TO KNOW

    • @SepiaQuotient
      @SepiaQuotient 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :v

    • @StealthheartDraws
      @StealthheartDraws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saaaaaame 😂😂

    • @guitarwithoutsoul4138
      @guitarwithoutsoul4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SepiaQuotient ok papu

  • @ridgecrest8925
    @ridgecrest8925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2118

    i was wondering what the fuck a capoo is but it ended up being this guy mispronouncing capo

    • @felixpeat8482
      @felixpeat8482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ikr

    • @Lune96Official
      @Lune96Official 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Aizu 50 troll ever since this video, that's how I pronounce Capo. Not cape-oh, but kapooo XD

    • @marquotellurico9574
      @marquotellurico9574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      maybe capoo = shitty capo

    • @thewalrus5198
      @thewalrus5198 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Aizu 50 troll it's spelled kapo

    • @pingpongpung
      @pingpongpung 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capo

  • @dibbi3237
    @dibbi3237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    I once got the evil eye for pocketing a guitar center pick after buying a $250 acoustic

    • @eddieyetagain6861
      @eddieyetagain6861 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      ive accadentally took one and its now my lucky pic

    • @airistotal897
      @airistotal897 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yngwie?

    • @willyorkmusic467
      @willyorkmusic467 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Littleguy Appleby I've got a crap ton of Guitar Center's free picks

    • @mickeybreezy
      @mickeybreezy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      At my Guitar Center I ask for a pick nearly every time I go there. I felt so bad about this that one time I was there and asked if they sold a pack of picks and the guy was like "No but I can give several of these" as he pulled out the fishbowl and gave me like 5. It was awesome. They are like their business cards so they don't really mind giving them away.

    • @nharry9763
      @nharry9763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Littleguy Appleby I take those all of the time😂

  • @howmanysubscanigetwithoutp2420
    @howmanysubscanigetwithoutp2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2615

    Whenever I go into a guitar center I feel like a kid in a candy shop
    Except I can't afford any of the candy
    Or as one comment pointed out I can't eat the guitars

  • @EricBlackmonGuitar
    @EricBlackmonGuitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    This whole thing is flat out hilarious. I thought I was in Guitar Center.

    • @TooLooze
      @TooLooze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Check out Eric Blackmons`s channel. He's real people...

    • @austinhawkins1443
      @austinhawkins1443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TooLooze oh yeah

    • @marlinthornell4660
      @marlinthornell4660 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol my thoughts too. Maybe they'll throw in free strap locks if I buy a Les Paul 🤣

  • @roblaws739
    @roblaws739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    "Hey man what's the custom distortion pedal sound like?"
    Employee: "....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @camilojaramillo2830
      @camilojaramillo2830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rob Laws too good ikr

    • @hollow3122
      @hollow3122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That’s accurate tbh. I have one.

    • @Velocirascal
      @Velocirascal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @aaronfink6520
      @aaronfink6520 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😃😄😆😂🤣

    • @MarkLee1
      @MarkLee1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is your comment aimed for the deaf or for the stupid?

  • @dustinolmstead95
    @dustinolmstead95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "Then why are you here?"
    "...To buy a guitar..."

    • @Moushgames
      @Moushgames 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      but why

    • @bottlecap6169
      @bottlecap6169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh, you watched the video too? What a coincidence!

    • @nataliesealey6342
      @nataliesealey6342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dustin Olmstead ....because guitar...

  • @beanza_
    @beanza_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Guy: what does custom distortion sound like?
    Jared: *AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH*

    • @ripperplaysclon152
      @ripperplaysclon152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Perfect fry, amirite?

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, that happened in the video, thanks for commenting the line again

    • @twoplustwofour
      @twoplustwofour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Black metal moment

    • @basicallyb3904
      @basicallyb3904 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashtar3876 wahwahwah

  • @Da_Swifta
    @Da_Swifta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    ”You want cleartone? Sorry man, We only use Ernie Ball”
    *Proceeds to stand in front of a Wall of D’addarios*

  • @thisisobviously
    @thisisobviously 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12273

    Ya'll should seriously make a show like the Office but a guitar store xD

    • @fazefrank4671
      @fazefrank4671 8 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      I'll watch it

    • @Ferretclaw444
      @Ferretclaw444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      +thisisobviously yeeessss

    • @StrangerPage
      @StrangerPage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      +thisisobviously THIS! Possibly alternate between guitar shop and a studio and get spectre sound studios on it too

    • @Alcoda777
      @Alcoda777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      OH MY GOD YESSSSSS

    • @BryanDrift
      @BryanDrift 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +thisisobviously geniusss

  • @ThisIsReadyMade
    @ThisIsReadyMade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    "What about the custom distortion?"
    *pterodactyl noise*

    • @jxomxo
      @jxomxo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How do you know what pterodactyls sound like

    • @satan1189
      @satan1189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for repeating what we just heard

    • @zareph4350
      @zareph4350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Satan you are super fucking late dude, come earlier next time.

    • @satan1189
      @satan1189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zareph oh no im late so i cant comment on anything

    • @zareph4350
      @zareph4350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Satan well seriously think about it, a year later, yeah like they are gonna fucking care.

  • @themoistman1116
    @themoistman1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    As someone who works at guitar center........
    yes.

    • @anthonyhernandez6521
      @anthonyhernandez6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What guitar would you recommend for a beginner

    • @eog5217
      @eog5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anthony Hernandez anything tbh, get what model inspires you

    • @joeisnothome
      @joeisnothome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anthonyhernandez6521 squier strat all the way. I'm still playing my first squier to this day.

    • @foxygrandpa_9139
      @foxygrandpa_9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe Randall could I learn to play guitar via TH-cam videos?

    • @mattthemetalguitarist
      @mattthemetalguitarist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@foxygrandpa_9139 You could, I do, but weekly guitar lessons help a lot as well.

  • @hurt4265
    @hurt4265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    what does a whammy do?
    jared: WHOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOUP

  • @masakookawa6652
    @masakookawa6652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2752

    *capoo*

    • @manbird2184
      @manbird2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *K A P O O*

    • @kindajustanidiot9833
      @kindajustanidiot9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      “ hey do you know what a kapoo is”
      “ don’t you work here?”

    • @ViktorSarge
      @ViktorSarge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's very tempting to use this pronunciation in the future 😂

    • @leunamluna9372
      @leunamluna9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      K. A. P. O. O. O OO O I INSHS

    • @mikaylalyanne5248
      @mikaylalyanne5248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It took me so long to realize he was talking about a capo

  • @Twice_Marvel
    @Twice_Marvel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Warranty on guitar picks. This is gold

    • @proudwing2397
      @proudwing2397 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ERIC GIBSON youre def gonna need it 😂

    • @MrOverfloater
      @MrOverfloater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      does it cover a dropped pick?

    • @eliasmontoya5058
      @eliasmontoya5058 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      MrOverfloater depends on where you dropped it, the warranty doesnt cover water damage

    • @nickdesimone6208
      @nickdesimone6208 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ERIC GIBSON it was on the capo one

  • @charliejohnson9090
    @charliejohnson9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    3:21 what does the whamey do
    Jared: WHEEOOOOOOOMMMMMMOOOEEWWWWEEEE

    • @dmlaughlin1
      @dmlaughlin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and you feel this is accurate?

  • @carlosh06
    @carlosh06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The pedal imitations were the funniest

  • @acgm046
    @acgm046 8 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    - Hey, can I help you with anything?
    - No I'm good.
    - *Thank God*

    • @VoDKaVicious
      @VoDKaVicious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      that's any job for the most part.

    • @TheWigglesMan2000
      @TheWigglesMan2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think every retail associate thinks this

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I think every retail associate thinks this" YES

    • @thehybridkiller1370
      @thehybridkiller1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike Oxlong I certainly do!

  • @shhhquietplease6264
    @shhhquietplease6264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    "customer service. nah thats customer service, let me transfer you"

    • @thehybridkiller1370
      @thehybridkiller1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      prettycute andexpensive my favorite quote of the video

    • @alecman95
      @alecman95 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We've also watched the video

  • @wyattsilfies5032
    @wyattsilfies5032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I wish there were more left handed guitars in guitar stores, I'm left handed

    • @rottiesdad
      @rottiesdad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FREEAAAKKK!

    • @masnitumor
      @masnitumor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have a guitar for lefties bit I can't play it cause I'm right handed. Oh, why do I have it? My dad din't play that guitar for 11 years and it was just sitting in the garage in it's case. Now it just sits in my room...

    • @genzeuronymous7787
      @genzeuronymous7787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nikki im a left handed bass, i dont think i could play a left handed guitar as good unless i restring it because i learned how to play on a right handed bass, backwards and upside down.

    • @thealmightyone8678
      @thealmightyone8678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nikki you can fix it by restringing it and switch the strings around

    • @mattthemetalguitarist
      @mattthemetalguitarist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a lefty, but I learned to play guitar right-handed, its nice cause I got a bunch more options of guitars

  • @Karla_wthaK
    @Karla_wthaK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Love this, esp. being a female. It’s so true, you get hit on, judged, or ignored.
    But, the worst I always have is going in the room full of classical and acoustic guitars, and they’re atrociously out of tune. Ask for a tuner and I always get the “We don’t have one,” or, “You know those are classical right?”
    I’ve been plying classical guitar for 20yrs. Yes, that’s what I want to play, and how do you not have a tuner I could borrow?!?! -_-

    • @assworm7567
      @assworm7567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B E I N G A F E M A L E
      Mate you have a hole in your body not the Staff of Magnus no need to tell everyoneeeee

    • @LividGaming
      @LividGaming ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Use ur phone it’s a tuner ☠️

    • @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse
      @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well if you will objectify yourself by putting a guitar around your neck, what do you expect? 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @thatdude034
      @thatdude034 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LividGamingApp tuners aren't as accurate so if they actually want to sell guitars they should have a proper tuner ready so the costumer can hear the guitar at it's best.

  • @squidbooty1
    @squidbooty1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    "Hey man could I get a loud metal amp? Sure I have just the thing." (Pulls up the amp I own and I begin to sweat profusely)

    • @darealdovahkiin3652
      @darealdovahkiin3652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Squid Booty Lmaooo same hahaha

    • @chair6703
      @chair6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same!

    • @chair6703
      @chair6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i asked the same exact question when i got mine and they pulled up that blackstar

    • @lemlem35
      @lemlem35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think the other joke is Fluff is notorious for his hatred of Blackstar amps

    • @ApatheticallyPleasing
      @ApatheticallyPleasing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had that amp and it broke after two months ;-;
      I rarely even used it and I never turned it up loud, idk why it broke.

  • @papitagang8866
    @papitagang8866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2938

    Types of guitarists at guitar center pleaseeeeeee

    • @jacklaird114
      @jacklaird114 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes!!!!^^^^

    • @kormendymatyas8667
      @kormendymatyas8667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he kinda did it with the namm one

    • @zamkowicz
      @zamkowicz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ol skien This needs to happen!

    • @DaviD2471100
      @DaviD2471100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @papitagang8866
      @papitagang8866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jesus christ 90 likes?!?!?!
      you guys are insane !!
      btw does anyone have a kapoo?

  • @manofthewest5395
    @manofthewest5395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    When I was 17, I went to a Guitar Center and asked the poor girl at the sales desk if they had any flying v's. She proceded to lead me around the entire store picking up random guitars and handing them to me. She didn't even know what a flying v was. I know she was probably a minimum wage college student, but that experience forever cemented by dislike for Guitar Center.

    • @kendallevans4079
      @kendallevans4079 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doubt you could afford one and she knew it. I wouldn't give you that much time. If you can't identify a Flying V by yourself looking around you need to go home. The Guitar Ctr. team is taught to recognize Kiss Army

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kendallevans4079
      My thoughts exactly.

  • @eliasswift2921
    @eliasswift2921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "No Stairway"
    *plays Free Bird*
    "No, you can't play that either"
    *plays Wonderwall*
    "Get out"

  • @gabrielhole-jones2547
    @gabrielhole-jones2547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    I want to see Jared do a video with his voice imitating pedals. That was amazing.

    • @flower-ld5id
      @flower-ld5id 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @jboonum6736
      @jboonum6736 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The phaser was hilarious

    • @WarframeCrunch
      @WarframeCrunch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Gabriel Hole-Jones +Jared Dines HAhahah yeah that would be great video : D

    • @Snolferd
      @Snolferd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Gabriel Hole-Jones That'd be amazing :D

    • @testingthings81
      @testingthings81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Gabriel Hole-Jones He should do voice djent! :D

  • @thatduckjenry
    @thatduckjenry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    If only you could steal drum sticks like you can with picks...

    • @thedrummerslifevlogs1577
      @thedrummerslifevlogs1577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Bro I’ll be in stick heaven

    • @evieann5712
      @evieann5712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Drummers Life *true, very true*

    • @spkymessage7346
      @spkymessage7346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In Guitar Center, the sticks are beaten to death however

    • @smolfather7164
      @smolfather7164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s just as easy as shoving them up your hole my guy

    • @lonelyghost1851
      @lonelyghost1851 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i’d be rich

  • @notLL5
    @notLL5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:40 “uh, what about the custom phaser?”
    jared: becomes bird

  • @CometMasonTrucker
    @CometMasonTrucker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    In 2020, a wuhan cymbal doesn’t sound so good

  • @AllyLai
    @AllyLai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5131

    took me like 4 minutes to realise kapooo was capo

    • @michael350p6
      @michael350p6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      me 2

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah that's how you pronounce it in america

    • @ericcartman597
      @ericcartman597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ally Lai I thought it was a kazoo

    • @westonlorenzini2115
      @westonlorenzini2115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What is a capo?

    • @Chumly409
      @Chumly409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I started to Google "Kapoo" and thanks to ya'll, "Capo" was 2nd suggestion. "Oh, Capo!" It's Kapoo from now on though. Going to troll all the Guitar Centers.

  • @Kryptic420
    @Kryptic420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "Acoustics? Nah, you want Ukuleles."
    *Takes 3 steps, plants feet*
    "Land of Yooks?"

    • @Mysyns
      @Mysyns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kryptic uke

  • @drealice4938
    @drealice4938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    as a girl walking into a guitar shop, i could only say, every-damn-time.
    : this pink guitar would look cute on you!
    : electric? acoustic fits you more
    : do you play taylor swift
    good days 😂

  • @mariothedevil1537
    @mariothedevil1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I played 4:37 right into my mic during class, and my teacher stopped the lesson and said “Who is gargling?”
    I died laughing

  • @franklinlaws498
    @franklinlaws498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    I was legitimately wondering what the crap a "kapoo" was for about half the video.

    • @jyepenton6608
      @jyepenton6608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      +Franklin Laws Did you feel that overwhelming sense of stupidity when you saw a Capo...
      I felt it...

    • @franklinlaws498
      @franklinlaws498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jye Penton Absolutely

    • @rk28984
      @rk28984 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Franklin Laws Kapoo is a village in the Doufelgou Prefecture in the Kara Region of north-eastern Togo. ;)

    • @TheShawnRaven
      @TheShawnRaven 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      !

    • @phatsnag
      @phatsnag 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Franklin Laws Is it pronounced "kappoo" or "kay-po" ?

  • @definandstuff8926
    @definandstuff8926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    “Who tuned this? Was it me? I think it was me.”

    • @wyvern4588
      @wyvern4588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw a $1500 guitar with a 8 inch piece of untrimmed string hanging off of it. Yeah, Guitar repair? nope!

    • @GNVS300
      @GNVS300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He said the same thing in Things Studio Drummers Say

  • @teddy8490
    @teddy8490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:12 i have that exact amp and it is in fact a really loud metal amp

    • @preston6840
      @preston6840 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is it called

  • @speakingforcrows5227
    @speakingforcrows5227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You pretty much embodied what annoys me most as a woman. Seriously: either it's the boyfriend thing, I even had someone say: "we have hello Kitty guitars down there". I said: "okay, let me see them". And then proceeded to play Lamb of God, Opeth etc. on that guitar. The guy's face was priceless.

  • @bigrushman3001
    @bigrushman3001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    "What about the custom distortion"
    *Actual death sounds*

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was thinking windows 98 computer crashing

  • @karleeweeg4998
    @karleeweeg4998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "This is $5,000"
    "You want this guitar" 😂😂😂

    • @since1876
      @since1876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It wasn't quite 5k but this literally happened to me when my mom and I went to get my first guitar when I was 12. The guy came out with this 1200 dollar guitar saying, "Look, if your kid is serious about guitar, this is the one he needs!" my mom just looked him right in the eye and said, "Look, if you're serious about getting a sell, this is NOT what I need." lol
      I ended up with a 50 dollar nylon string guitar. :D I still have it. I wish the guy were better at selling expensive guitars, though....

  • @theunboxingsheep9965
    @theunboxingsheep9965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:47 Gives a beginner a Floyd rose

  • @megaman7799
    @megaman7799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Can I help you with anything?"
    "No I'm good."
    "Thank god."
    I'm pretty sure that's just everyone who works in retail.

  • @uncannyalex6905
    @uncannyalex6905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    so true... ive walked out with so many picks from guitar center

    • @jackfox6793
      @jackfox6793 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uncanny-Alex ditto

    • @cavecookie1
      @cavecookie1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Only thing I ever walked out with at Guitar Center was a bad taste in my mouth.

    • @nataliesealey6342
      @nataliesealey6342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      UncannyAlex they are free so why not

    • @freakazoid2959
      @freakazoid2959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cavecookie1 ahhh..bad taste in your mouth?....

    • @zeboganorawitz5153
      @zeboganorawitz5153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have 45 of them.

  • @pokemonstudi0s
    @pokemonstudi0s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    I. Hate. When. They. Always. Ask. If. I want. The. Warranty. I take. Care. Of my stuff.

    • @bengarcia9612
      @bengarcia9612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      When i first got a nice les paul i got the warranty and dropped it second day i had it the only time i ever drop a guitar but they saved me

    • @tristanfreides7533
      @tristanfreides7533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tom Morello yup and when it breaks like mine did without any warning have fun paying a specialist to fix it! Also hope your drunk friends don't spill beer on your pickups bud. It's called being a smart responsible instrument owner man, don't be a jack off.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Warranty isn't an idiot tax, it's a spare tire. I have warranty on all of my electronics, even though I've not once screwed them. There's a first time for everything.

    • @BigTechie24
      @BigTechie24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tom Morello warranties are a great way to protect against accidents. My rule is pick an amount that you can easily come up with to replace a piece of equipment if it fails, mine is $150, any gear that costs more than that get the warranty. That amount or less no warranty. That simple.

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Tom Morello Good thing I'm a dollar budget luthier, but WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WARRANTY PICKS?(picks are for pussies tbh) And warranty's are useless life vests since a company could be under new management and has the power to void/reject the warranty at any time(ask AVGN).

  • @jinus5770
    @jinus5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    No one:
    The special ed kid in the back of the class: 4:42

    • @HentaiJesus69
      @HentaiJesus69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      4:36 when a 1998 computer crashes

    • @lanius3653
      @lanius3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nobody:
      EntityZero: yOu ArE bAd aT cOmEdY i Am BeTTeR

    • @HentaiJesus69
      @HentaiJesus69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lanius3653 I have achieved comedy

    • @HentaiJesus69
      @HentaiJesus69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @EntityZero thank you

    • @nielsenkasser673
      @nielsenkasser673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg ur going to hell😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zeyy84
    @zeyy84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:27 I like how his background changes with the department too

  • @DemocraticDictator
    @DemocraticDictator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    5:24 the perfect answer to the " why do you want the buy this?"
    Because Guitar!!!

  • @junkpot17
    @junkpot17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    This is Guitar Center all the way. They actually have 2 meetings every day on how to sell extended warranties and how to be a complete jerkoff.

    • @LeeVai666
      @LeeVai666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      as a former employee i can confirm this. also you lose $ out of your check if you dont sell enough warranties. true story.

    • @michaeljenkins9052
      @michaeljenkins9052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +SofaKingLeet well I was considering applying there, but that's bs, nevermind

    • @LeeVai666
      @LeeVai666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Jenkins dont waste your time. they want you to be an expert on vintage gear that you will never see.

    • @michaeljenkins9052
      @michaeljenkins9052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +SofaKingLeet well considering I run an epiphone through a crate amp, I don't know crap about vintage gear

    • @LeeVai666
      @LeeVai666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Jenkins nothing wrong with balling on a budget. tone is all in the fingers anyway.

  • @jordanbridge9906
    @jordanbridge9906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love how they actually chained the background of every call 😂😂2:27

  • @ghostface9772
    @ghostface9772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I could probably get my manager to sign up too. He played bass in Crossfade"
    So your manager is Mitch James?

  • @joelcruz1996
    @joelcruz1996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Warranty for picks is always needed

    • @misteralfie
      @misteralfie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joel Cruz for real, I broke 1 pick this week and last week 2

    • @trulsolsen683
      @trulsolsen683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean I can wear out one of those softer picks from like 5 songs so yeah I could need pick warranty

    • @xena1384
      @xena1384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angelo Heringa nah I loose them

    • @lilyantaki4778
      @lilyantaki4778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Angelo Heringa dude u need to get thicker picks XD

    • @prometheusvenom7189
      @prometheusvenom7189 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angelo Heringa 🤣

  • @melatonin8025
    @melatonin8025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    "This is merely for satire and does not reflect the actual business ethic of guitar stores and their employees."
    yes they do.

    • @mikedaicy
      @mikedaicy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i would give you a like but having 666 likes in a metal video is so amazing

    • @AdamPangFireCracker
      @AdamPangFireCracker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin Morrison Tf?

  • @toastytoast7634
    @toastytoast7634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Friend: "Bro, your crush is coming this way, act normal."
    Me: @4:36

  • @blackknight7764
    @blackknight7764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Karen: is there a manager I can speak to?
    Jared: *Yeah, lemme go get em’... OH! It’s me!*

  • @cammanm8
    @cammanm8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    3:55 this actually happened to me once when I was at guitar center when I was like 12. They all were on break for like 45 minutes XD

    • @eeeeeeeeee
      @eeeeeeeeee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me too. I wanted to try a fretless bass, and I asked to a guy, that said:"not now!" And all the others employees where too busy. In the end, another guy arrived, said "I want to try a bass" and started playing. He has been there for 30 fucking minutes, than I decided to go away. Never tried that fretless, and I'm kinda sad of that :c

    • @eeeeeeeeee
      @eeeeeeeeee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dbltrplx lol I'd prefer to not be arrested

    • @yoqum
      @yoqum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dbltrplx I would just play Smells Like Teen Spirit intro over and over again

  • @ashleyjohansson230
    @ashleyjohansson230 8 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    this is so true, as a woman, i go to guitar center and people treat me like a fucking moron

    • @YMSHE
      @YMSHE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wait, girls don't fart, do they?

    • @precisionbrown6829
      @precisionbrown6829 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've been looked at but not treated badly at all

    • @precisionbrown6829
      @precisionbrown6829 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I'm female and I never had a problem. Maybe because I wasn't looking, I knew what I wanted. A nice capoo

    • @jensvide777
      @jensvide777 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I found that not letting yourself be treated however really helps.

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesus Christ im not a feminist. So are you saying this never happens??? Oh I guess this video is just a feminist video then.

  • @subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto2389
    @subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto2389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:25 because guitar
    Great argument

  • @Tanya-yu6mf
    @Tanya-yu6mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:29 lol that's me. so I need a guitar, I really like how Satchel's sounds from steel panthers, needs to be neck-through type blabla. *sees pink one* YES

  • @byoolous4513
    @byoolous4513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    4:34 "What about the custom distortion?" *"A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A"*

    • @JojoTheVulture
      @JojoTheVulture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Begins to summon the screams of the damned*

    • @flippy7035
      @flippy7035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

    • @degeneratewj5713
      @degeneratewj5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bippity Bop 420 likes

    • @baldpusheen
      @baldpusheen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @haileyray6628
      @haileyray6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I DIEDDDDDD 😂

  • @Kyyp3r
    @Kyyp3r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    My last time at the local guitar store:
    -Hey, can I try out that Epiphone?
    -I don't know man, I just cleaned it and it's black, I'm sure you understand
    Yeah I'm sure you can guess who'll buy online after this

    • @marcusmanroe9455
      @marcusmanroe9455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And who will pay more for shipping and risk it being damaged in the process and also still can't try it out before purchasing it.
      You really stuck it to 'em champ!

    • @marcusmanroe9455
      @marcusmanroe9455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Stephen Bennett That's a dick move. I mean, obviously a customer isn't gonna take the time to think about it because why should they, right? Showrooming is not only a nuisance, but a waste of the employees time.
      As someone who works in a music shop I can tell you that in store pricing is spot on almost all of the time, at least at my store. We also price match if it's something reasonable and from an authorized vendor

    • @TheGrimjerk
      @TheGrimjerk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well then his local sales guy shouldn't be a dick and refuse to let him try the Epiphone. As someone who used to run a brick and mortar store, if one of my employees had decline to let a customer try out an axe because he didn't want to have to clean it again, that employee would be back to flipping burgers the next day.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      then those People don't deserve to earn money, or the Guy to have this Job

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      then those People don't deserve to earn money, or the Guy to have this Job

  • @Nthnbrkhll
    @Nthnbrkhll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:30 help that beautiful jazzmaster in the background is going to fall

  • @uroborospd2691
    @uroborospd2691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:23
    No one :
    My squire whammy:

  • @jonas10sej
    @jonas10sej 6 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    -Knock Knock
    -Who's there?
    -Cap
    -Cap Who?
    -What is that?

    • @jestle
      @jestle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jonas5537 Oh my gosh... XD

    • @leomarkus6649
      @leomarkus6649 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonas5537 I

    • @NyqWill95
      @NyqWill95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’ve seen 15 people with this profile picture of JC Denton it’s like the Justin Y of profile pictures

    • @zoranflorizoone8760
      @zoranflorizoone8760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH YEAH YEAH

    • @georginafoster1
      @georginafoster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah yeah

  • @daviddylan9097
    @daviddylan9097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Guy at Sam Ash gave me a handful of guitar picks when I told him I didn't use guitar picks xD

    • @Twice_Marvel
      @Twice_Marvel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      David Dylan lmao that's awesome

    • @mxdabstboss4034
      @mxdabstboss4034 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I W's at a music store with my sis so she could get a new guitar and after I payed for it the cashier was like take some picks to me and I was like o_0 I play saxophone then he said take em anyways

    • @TmanBlades
      @TmanBlades 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      David Dylan Sam ash is the best 👍🏻. So much better than guitar center.

  • @evelynarnaut6049
    @evelynarnaut6049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Me, a teenager who knows more than the employees think: "Hey, can I get a beginner guitar?"
    GC employees: "Oh yeah! Here you go! *hands me something extremely expensive* This is made just for beginners!"
    Me: "You fool. Come on Mom, let's go. These people are- Mom?"
    My mother: "Look at this! The employee says you need this!"
    Me: "No I don't, I already have one."

    • @movessmitt6427
      @movessmitt6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you know so much, why are you up asking for a "beginner guitar" instead of going up to the wall, picking up and testing what you want?

    • @evelynarnaut6049
      @evelynarnaut6049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because I am a beginner? My sister plays guitar too, she just lives 2,000 miles away so I can't borrow hers.

    • @dannypops5629
      @dannypops5629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro literally any time I go into a guitar center they just assume I don't know what I'm talking about because I still look fairly young, so they just explain everything in the most simple, childish terms. My mom does the same thing

    • @milkwalkerjones633
      @milkwalkerjones633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At my local GC I play bass in bands with a third of the employees, another third of them know that, but the last third don't know who I am at all, so they come treat me like they would anyone else off the street. There's like this unspoken agreement between all of us to just let them do it too. It's a good time.

  • @warmcrunch3829
    @warmcrunch3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:50 this killed me

  • @alonso2037
    @alonso2037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    my dream is to open a proper instrument store to treat musicians with respect

    • @JTW_Music
      @JTW_Music 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They do exist, but they are few and far between. I encourage you to pursue your dream!! I had the honour of teaching at a proper, respectful music store for many years.

    • @Johnny6666
      @Johnny6666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You'll be outta business in 3 days. :)

    • @collinjensen6671
      @collinjensen6671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good luck man!!!

  • @MrAnonymus23
    @MrAnonymus23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Guy: Do you guys have strings over 52?
    GC: We got bass strings.
    Guy: For guitar.
    GC: ... Why?
    Like seriously why.

    • @dzemohendrix
      @dzemohendrix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Djent, bruh...

    • @user-sq4dy2hz3u
      @user-sq4dy2hz3u 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I use a 54 for my low D string and D is not even like the most brutal tuning in the world

    • @GoldRaptor00
      @GoldRaptor00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      what if i want 20w to 124 on my six string? what are you, the string police? are you going to arrest me on charges of tuning lower than E standard?

    • @MrAnonymus23
      @MrAnonymus23 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      20w???? First off if you tune low enough you literally are killing the need for a bass player, hell you're a bass player that hasn't come out of the closet. If it's a baritone guitar I get it, nothing wrong with that, but a normal guitar, you seriously don't need anything overly thick unless your fingers have the strength of ten men.

    • @user-sq4dy2hz3u
      @user-sq4dy2hz3u 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Jason Jacobs i heard jazz players tend to use really heavy strings to prevent accidentally bending notes in their chords, and heavier strings add that bling to your clean sound. but tuning lower than drop a makes no sense to me either... d tuning ftw

  • @fekix2842
    @fekix2842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was waiting for “Looking for a beginner guitar” gets handed charvel Jackson with a Floyd rose bridge aka me it was a tough struggle to start out

    • @molekyyli
      @molekyyli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did really somebody recommended a guitar with FR as a beginner guitar?
      (I've only heard the exact opposite like a thousand times (last time today) since I'm a beginner and have a FR...)

  • @barneydaplatypus8313
    @barneydaplatypus8313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fluff playing that pink strat is so wholesome lol

  • @bootboy710
    @bootboy710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    4:36 when u have to sing in church

  • @joywolfe.
    @joywolfe. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Guitar Centre once tried to give me $350 for a 6 month old Gibson Les Paul Special that cost $1,100. Ended up selling it on Craigslist for $750.

    • @oldGnRrocks1
      @oldGnRrocks1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      why didnt you sell it for more though? guitars dont really lose their value, unless they get dented or slightly damaged.

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Again, Guitar center is like Lamestop for instruments. It's easier to take it to a local music store or a pawn shop to retain what you've paid for. I prefer taking it to church, make a couple cents, and be strongly blessed for it.

    • @joywolfe.
      @joywolfe. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oldGnRrocks1 I needed money fast

    • @bang8782
      @bang8782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just bought a tele there a month ago and the dude was super helpful. usually they're fuckin cocks in there though

    • @BroderickProductionz
      @BroderickProductionz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We give 60% of what the lowest to mid-priced sold eBay price goes for. Not our fault, just company rules ya feel

  • @Lukemasonmedia
    @Lukemasonmedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The “you need help with anything?”
    “Nah”
    “Thank god”
    Is true for anybody who works any retail job 😂

  • @nikolaismallwood8215
    @nikolaismallwood8215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:22
    "What does a whammy do?"
    *mimics a whammy noise*
    I love this part.

  • @willdvsds3141
    @willdvsds3141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Person: Hey I’m looking for a beginner guitar
    Jared:* hands $5000 Floyd Rose*

    • @sebasrodriguez8273
      @sebasrodriguez8273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      will dvsds i made the wrong decision do NOT get a floyd rose as a beginner

    • @iniquity7
      @iniquity7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sebasrodriguez8273 i got one as a beginner and its not hard to figure out... then again im handy with my hands i can figure shit out. and i like to work on things so actually im glad i got it

    • @gonz9278
      @gonz9278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iniquity7 same, I got a rhoads v for my first electric when I was like 11 and it taught me a lot.
      It's just funny now hearing people complain about it.

    • @kylester0055
      @kylester0055 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      PolarBoss 898 it’s all about feel lol

    • @iniquity7
      @iniquity7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gonz9278 nice! That's a sweet guitar

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The amount of times employees instantly lose interest when I say ‘im just looking’ is hilarious

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's probably a truth for every specialty store. 😅

    • @JaxReds
      @JaxReds 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mostly cuz you just instantly feel like your crowding them after they say it. At least in my experience

    • @BasedHyperborean
      @BasedHyperborean 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cuz it's a retail store, not a zoo. Come in with money and buy something, don't waste our time.

    • @JackT13
      @JackT13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BasedHyperborean the one near me is a zoo, I go to watch the local creatures attempt to play Smoke On The Water

  • @luismarioXD
    @luismarioXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks for having made this video. Let's hope some of those obnoxious employees wacth it and know how disgusting they are...

  • @veerayyahorapeti6896
    @veerayyahorapeti6896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ryan : purchases picks
    Jared : cool man do you want warranty with this

  • @Manoloutti
    @Manoloutti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    bloopers please !!!

    • @vilcoyotus
      @vilcoyotus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Manoloutti I'm not quite sure I could handle the bloopers on that one tbh

    • @routeshell
      @routeshell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Manoloutti yess!!!

    • @Oneoftheebonists1
      @Oneoftheebonists1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Manoloutti HellzYes

    • @jeremiahglogg4100
      @jeremiahglogg4100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I second that!!!!!!

    • @justinrupanovic4471
      @justinrupanovic4471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yaaaassss plssss

  • @Adrian_Martinez1261
    @Adrian_Martinez1261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    This is making me want to work at a guitar store.
    I'm not kidding

    • @haileyray6628
      @haileyray6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adrian Martinez same

    • @wexoun4182
      @wexoun4182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You know... no working at all, jammin’ all day and getting paid for it! Who wouldn’t want that?! 🤘

    • @wexoun4182
      @wexoun4182 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Isaac Flores that’s how it is here in Czech republic 🤔

    • @sethdehoyos2482
      @sethdehoyos2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adrian Martinez same

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gooood I hate those guitar store douches.

  • @michaelsnyder1492
    @michaelsnyder1492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:42 Mikael Åkerfeldt’s white PRS!

  • @nolanrogers8706
    @nolanrogers8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this skit is so funny i’m dying over here

  • @christosssss
    @christosssss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I work at Guitar Center, and this is DEAD ACCURATE LMAO

    • @AbhiBass96
      @AbhiBass96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Newh I hope you dont have That half guitar lying around lol

    • @christosssss
      @christosssss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Abhi Bass96 We have a neck under the display glass xD

    • @AbhiBass96
      @AbhiBass96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GREAT! LOL

    • @bucketrance
      @bucketrance 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Newh I hope your manager doesn't sees this lmao

    • @christosssss
      @christosssss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Desi guy I hope he does lol. I enjoy my job there, but honestly he's a shithead.

  • @SkipandRun
    @SkipandRun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    4:04 Damn! That literally happened to me!

    • @A.Matt7
      @A.Matt7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Guitar center classic

  • @kckondor2
    @kckondor2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:07 IM DYING

  • @shelovesweetcron
    @shelovesweetcron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I was a kid I went to this local store and it was my first time, and I just goofed off the time I touched the guitar, I remember the saleslady saying "Wow you're so good at it, you should probably buy it", I left immediately and the next month or so I bought it, words sure are tricky

  • @GoldenWolf27
    @GoldenWolf27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    4:42 is that his mating call? Lmao 😂

  • @Kralixus
    @Kralixus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    4:36 Jared sounds like dial-up internet sound

  • @srinjanchakraborty
    @srinjanchakraborty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No one :
    Jared: cupooooooooo

  • @Boxie674
    @Boxie674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    when Karen says "let me speak to the manager": 6:11

  • @PrinceRodriguezTV
    @PrinceRodriguezTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    When I got my first paycheck and wanted to buy my first guitar at guitar center. They told me the epiphone I was trying buy was a piece of trash and sounded terrible. Because they wanted to sell 13 year old beginner me a $1,300 Gibson SG...

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's why the luthier perk and ebay can be your friend in cases like these. GC goes by that dreaded commission pay roll like a dealer because they're trying to get rid of their inventory, but generate a small profit to pay these saps a living wage. I'd be fired within a week for BS reasons like telling them the truth/secrets of fixing a broken instrument without busting the bank, guitar lifehacks, and work with the customer's needs instead of throwing random stuff they can't afford/suits their needs just to be on top of the sales board.

    • @gregorkelman6258
      @gregorkelman6258 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Brandon Rodriguez how do you get a pay cheque when you were 13

    • @PrinceRodriguezTV
      @PrinceRodriguezTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      summer job at my mom's shop

    • @scottyknoxville
      @scottyknoxville 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I went to go buy my first motorcycle, yes first motorcycle, and the dealer tried to sale me a Hayabusa. What a dick.

  • @alexelbarrios
    @alexelbarrios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    capoo!
    you should put that on a t shirt

    • @ilikepiemorethanyou8355
      @ilikepiemorethanyou8355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

    • @lucifer579x
      @lucifer579x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Barrios87 LOL! I didn't get the "kapoo" part until I read it just now. Hilarious!

    • @griffinhealy5048
      @griffinhealy5048 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @griffinhealy5048
      @griffinhealy5048 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Echo Moto no those are custom guitars let me transfer you

    • @farixpistone2291
      @farixpistone2291 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Griffin Healy No no that's percussion let me transfer you

  • @cmhmusic983
    @cmhmusic983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Every Guitar Center in America 😂

  • @timmuller459
    @timmuller459 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    we need more of that bro. The good stuff