Phrases You Never Hear in a Guitar Store

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  • @MusicisWin
    @MusicisWin  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5634

    Am I crazy or do the employees in this store all sound like me? XD
    What phrase have you never heard in a guitar store?

    • @mister_matrix
      @mister_matrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I think all the customers sound like you

    • @birthcertificate7223
      @birthcertificate7223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      You can play Sweet Child !!! Here, you can have this Les Paul......

    • @ZapAndTroy44
      @ZapAndTroy44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You sound amazing, here is a three album record deal.

    • @user-ww3js8ci7d
      @user-ww3js8ci7d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      3:09 Mrbeast be like

    • @kongandbasses8732
      @kongandbasses8732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      "Its our fault".
      "Sure you'll get a refund".
      "OK, we broke it, we will fix it".
      "We couldn't repair it. Just take another one off the shelf, we will deal with the distributor."
      "This guitar/bass/amp/cab doesen't make sense for you, there are much better deals for beginners".
      "Wait a moment, I'll just go to the storage and get you the model in the color/with the pickup configuration/the neck you want".
      "Sure we will order it for you".
      This is why I love the old mom and pop music store in my hometown, because those people will do all this things for you.

  • @katicasey4610
    @katicasey4610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17383

    Something I've never said in a guitar store:
    "Hey, I can afford this."

    • @buttertones
      @buttertones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Mervina Zeko hello fellow AM fan I freaking love you

    • @OneAffected
      @OneAffected 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😸👍

    • @allgamingnetwork9448
      @allgamingnetwork9448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      stop personaly attacking me ;0

    • @seanm7553
      @seanm7553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      These guitars are way cheaper than online.

    • @ciocio-san
      @ciocio-san 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I have! I saved up for a year and got 240 bucks, found a guitar that pleased me for 120!

  • @miket1550
    @miket1550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2930

    “Damn, I wish someone would play wonderwall”

  • @jarryharvis1826
    @jarryharvis1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3604

    "I'm glad that i'm left handed, there's so many guitars to choose from here" ...

    • @8YoungNastyman8
      @8YoungNastyman8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      This wins, everyone else go home

    • @MrCoosmiyn2
      @MrCoosmiyn2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I feel you :( It hurts so much

    • @METaliCA4Tw
      @METaliCA4Tw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Me every time, I have to go for the same strat les Paul and tele everytime

    • @jarryharvis1826
      @jarryharvis1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      saul alejandro they’re all either epiphones or squiers?

    • @loco323rhythm
      @loco323rhythm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I got depressed reading your comment. 😒

  • @mason3872
    @mason3872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2374

    “I should learn the rest of the song”
    lol

    • @jdawg158
      @jdawg158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bass moment

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahaha good one

    • @TimpBizkit
      @TimpBizkit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Especially on Stairway To Heaven it's always the intro.

    • @italian_weirdo
      @italian_weirdo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TimpBizkit or Smoke on the Water, or Sweet Child O Mine, you know what just any song with a famous intro

  • @Jeishiiii
    @Jeishiiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3908

    “You know, maybe i should play bass.”
    That one guy who actually did that:
    •__________•

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Bass is to guitar what a Viola is to a Violin.

    • @yeahhnahhh8304
      @yeahhnahhh8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      bass is life tho -_-

    • @luisrosario3781
      @luisrosario3781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mattbenz99 Admittedly I was thinking double bass rather than viola, but I see the analogy.

    • @multimeter2859
      @multimeter2859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Davie504

    • @sincoberry
      @sincoberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me

  • @cyberwolf8383
    @cyberwolf8383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5926

    “Is it cool if I play Stairway to heaven?”
    “Sure!”
    Yeah I’ve never heard that one.

    • @proggyboi7115
      @proggyboi7115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@turtlemann5429 Never mind.

    • @saintjames4521
      @saintjames4521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And yet I still play it anyway lol

    • @killsboostmyego9493
      @killsboostmyego9493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Its always sweet child o mine

    • @ftcgaming4651
      @ftcgaming4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@turtlemann5429 now for 6969

    • @big_bicep_bill7594
      @big_bicep_bill7594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@turtlemann5429 it's not funny anymore.

  • @konekoray9323
    @konekoray9323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3384

    "You know...maybe I should play _bass_?"
    As a bassist, I feel personally attacked, and I do not know why.

    • @jaibhimadevi5805
      @jaibhimadevi5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Words never heard from a guitarist: "Maybe playing bass isn't just like playing a guitar with four strings!"

    • @konekoray9323
      @konekoray9323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@jaibhimadevi5805 Thank you. Just...thank you.

    • @maggersp
      @maggersp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My first ever bass was ordered over the weekend and I can't wait to get it

    • @konekoray9323
      @konekoray9323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@maggersp Enjoy it. Do not be discouraged by the weight of the strings if you are used to a guitar. It will feel bulky and awkward, but you will get used to it. Seven years into it, and I still consider myself a novice, but it is a wonderfully satisfying instrument to play.

    • @elsieegrace
      @elsieegrace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      hi fellow bassist!!

  • @Parasyte316
    @Parasyte316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    The volume guy is me, I’m always so paranoid that people are judging me. But I am a bass player after all so...

    • @quirmi_6770
      @quirmi_6770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Lmaooo my dad would be like “why tf are you not even using an amp” anti social me- “I FoRgoT”

    • @kindredlebel9175
      @kindredlebel9175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Bass is literally background noise. Just go ham man. Might entice a new guy to try bass.

    • @quirmi_6770
      @quirmi_6770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kindredlebel9175 exactly!!! Add some fills it’s give the overall feel more grove and adds an extra layer to the song,

    • @thedude9873
      @thedude9873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@quirmi_6770 i forgor 💀

    • @quirmi_6770
      @quirmi_6770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thedude9873 wdym? I spelled it correctly forgot

  • @isaacteo5355
    @isaacteo5355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8312

    How about “I should probably call my wife to see if she approves of me buying a new guitar”

    • @kwertykwantum1111
      @kwertykwantum1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol

    • @kyleolin3566
      @kyleolin3566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      I bring my wife. She once talked me into buying 2 guitars

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Were guitatists we never marry cause commitment issues

    • @adriankovacs4133
      @adriankovacs4133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@kyleolin3566 you are a lucky man

    • @dentoncrimescene
      @dentoncrimescene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bit sexist

  • @6stringcuber683
    @6stringcuber683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    "Since I tuned the guitar to drop C maybe I should tune it back to standard before I put it back"

    • @guusvandergoes6470
      @guusvandergoes6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey, a fellow cuber

    • @mychemicaljekcouldntthinko4790
      @mychemicaljekcouldntthinko4790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey, fellow cubers

    • @TheSonic497
      @TheSonic497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why would you tune a guitar at a store to Drop C? The tension on the strings would be too loose.

    • @cmbestkey8114
      @cmbestkey8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Useless Channel lmfao bruh

    • @coopergoss350
      @coopergoss350 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, I'm guilty. I don't even realize.

  • @ja-nathen
    @ja-nathen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6891

    The passive aggressiveness in this video is scary

    • @gabewarren410
      @gabewarren410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ja-nathen for real

    • @RL-oe9js
      @RL-oe9js 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol agreed

    • @GaryMB
      @GaryMB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scary me too

    • @yes5489
      @yes5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @theriddler620
      @theriddler620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-yt8xv7dd4s it almost felt personal

  • @facepalmdaily4404
    @facepalmdaily4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    "I don't need to have an amplifier."
    True fact: my dad bought me my first guitar when I was 15. Just the guitar. No amp. He actually told the guys, "He doesn't need an amp. He's fine with just this."
    My first year of guitar was on a Squier with no amp.

    • @Eric_Smith2662
      @Eric_Smith2662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I pretty much use my electric guitar as a quiet acoustic guitar for when I'm at school

    • @delsol__
      @delsol__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      lmao before i bought my amp i practiced just the strings and chords and hey it kinda worked lmao

    • @dalluc
      @dalluc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The guitar he was playing is a hollow body so you can definitely play it without any amplification and it would be fairly audible. A squier, on the other hand... That's rough lol

    • @sarcasmprophet2423
      @sarcasmprophet2423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is currently me 🤣 i'm saving up for a good quality amp right now so i can keep it long enough.I guess i'll just go unplugged for another few solid months...

    • @facepalmdaily4404
      @facepalmdaily4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sarcasmprophet2423 Fortunately the first few months is all about building calluses and developing the muscle memory in your fingers. Obsessing over tone and planning gigs comes later, so you can get by without an amp in the early days. LOL.
      If you are looking for an outstanding amp that doesn't cost a fortune, I recommend the Boss Katana series.

  • @TheRealKaveman
    @TheRealKaveman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5380

    Never heard in a guitar store:
    “Oh neat, a banjo!”

    • @fhpurcell5364
      @fhpurcell5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      i get a little (positive) rush of adrenaline though every time I see a banjo in our local guitar store because i've been meaning to learn it or at least figure out how it works for a whole while now and I wish I could do that Pete Seeger magic. Oldschool socialist songs just don't feel the same on a guitar

    • @TheRealKaveman
      @TheRealKaveman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      FH Purcell It’s not as difficult as you think; it’s actually a pretty rhythmic instrument, for lack of a more accurate term. Check out Jim Pankey or William Nesbitt if you want to get some lessons, both very helpful!

    • @hostofsoulslol
      @hostofsoulslol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My guitar center has a room for like, country music instruments

    • @yaboymads5943
      @yaboymads5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If I'm in that guitar store then that will change.

    • @scotty3675
      @scotty3675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was literally the first thing I said the first time I went into a guitar store

  • @Sticknub
    @Sticknub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4623

    *"Wow, I'm so glad that I, an antisocial person, am being watched by every employee in the store! I bet they don't think I'm doing absolutely terrible!"*

    • @skilllmatic
      @skilllmatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      hey, is that your aunt carol in front of the store? she saw you and now comes in. maybe play her a little music? it absolutley not embarrassing at all. just you, your aunt cheering for you, 20 other guys and the store crew

    • @jdawg158
      @jdawg158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha

    • @Azubi_Meatball4349
      @Azubi_Meatball4349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think you mean asocial, unless, you’re actually antisocial

    • @zsaz4453
      @zsaz4453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol.i feel you

    • @guydoom2778
      @guydoom2778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Azubi_Meatball4349 what? You either don’t put in the effort to talk to people or you do. There’s no excuse to being lazy like “I’m antisocial so I can talk to people”.

  • @johngreenbeck829
    @johngreenbeck829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    "I definitely shouldn't sweep. I haven't quite got the hang of this technique yet."

    • @robbiegarnz7732
      @robbiegarnz7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      John Greenbeck Lol or it’s close relative “oh man, I’d better turn off the distortion to make sure I’m sweeping correctly!” Lol!

  • @HackerDoge
    @HackerDoge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    “Would you like 1000 dollars?” Lol 😂 I would go to a guitar store everyday if I heard this.

    • @jdawg158
      @jdawg158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha lol

    • @HackerDoge
      @HackerDoge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow! 133 likes

  • @notafakehuffine
    @notafakehuffine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    A phrase I've never said in a guitar store: "I'd like to buy this."

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A phrase I always say in a guitar store:
      "Could you give me a high end guitar plugged in a high end amp?" Then, after playing for about 5 minutes: "Yes, this is EXACTLY what I need. I am ready to finance if necessary, but I'd REALLY like a pack of the same strings that are on this guitar. They must be expensive, but I love 'em so much!"

    • @leoglasmeyer2853
      @leoglasmeyer2853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "now that i tried it i'm gonna buy it on internet for 100 $ less" id a phrase you don't hear but everybody thinks 😂

  • @nathankelly2218
    @nathankelly2218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    “I think I should stop playing 7 Nation Army on a 1400 dollar Stratocaster because I am probably annoying the employees and they hear that song all the time”

    • @4968ace
      @4968ace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If only strats cost $600 I’d have one

    • @nathankelly2218
      @nathankelly2218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex good Point. Consider the comment edited lol

    • @dreugh424
      @dreugh424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@4968ace MiM

    • @Jbagot8
      @Jbagot8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@4968ace player series strats are $650

    • @TillDeathWeDoArtz
      @TillDeathWeDoArtz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most the rooms are sound proof where I am so if you play you can play whatever you want

  • @animeboianimations7505
    @animeboianimations7505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    For a line “WOAH this guitar is TOO cheap”

    • @Maggotz4bra1nz
      @Maggotz4bra1nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Anime Boi animations my dad said that before when trying to help me choose my first guitar, I went to probably the cheapest guitar I could find at first because I felt bad that my dad was paying

    • @laa0fa502
      @laa0fa502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Maggotz4bra1nz thats a solid dad appreciate that. You're a good kid for trying to save their money too.

    • @swooty2805
      @swooty2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've said this before. You really shouldn't buy a guitar for 100 bucks then not use it after a month, you should rather buy a guitar you like the sound and feel of so that you'll play it more often.

    • @artistandcamera3245
      @artistandcamera3245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@swooty2805 Exactly. Playing my dad's Taylor is way more inspiring than my Dean!
      So I will get a Cordoba.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@swooty2805 ehh, idk, I was playing cheapo $100 Squiers for like 17 years up until yesterday, it only motivated me to make it sound better through frustration and forcing the cheap Squiers to do what I want. I can understand that those same feelings can cause others to quit, but part of me feels like it's better sometimes to see the worst of it to test how bad you want it before dropping a bunch of money on a nice instrument then hating it and never playing again. Idk maybe I feel that way cause my path through it was different.

  • @themelnova
    @themelnova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "You know what, I'm not going to play sweet home Alabama."
    ~Nobody ever, ever.

    • @jdawg158
      @jdawg158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So true tho

  • @LTMotions
    @LTMotions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    "This is a nice guitar!"
    "Oh, it's a thousand dollars out of my price range, I'd better not play it"

    • @JGHFunRun
      @JGHFunRun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      _The exact reason you should play it..._

    • @Weaseldog2001
      @Weaseldog2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And then suddenly, you find a way to change your price range....

    • @hotshot0476
      @hotshot0476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Weaseldog2001 Reminds me of one of my first trips to the guitar store a couple years ago. I was just starting on guitar and looking at buying my first electric and the guy in the store just told me to try out whatever I wanted to learn what i liked. My two favorites out of probably ten different guitars of any price range i tried was a $200 Jackson Dinky, (which i would later buy as my first guitar) and a $2,500 dollar Paul Reed Smith, lol.

    • @Weaseldog2001
      @Weaseldog2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hotshot0476 it sounds like you chose wisely.
      These days, the difference between an inexpensive guitar and an expensive one is just not important for beginners.
      As long as it's playable and has good tone, then you've got what you need.
      Your skills are bot going to exceed the capabilities of the guitar.
      If I time travelled back to the 1970s I'd tell you a different story. :)
      But CNC machines and standardized designs, have done a lot to improve the quality of beginner guitars.

    • @Simplyradish
      @Simplyradish ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally only walk into guitar stores to play guitars I can never afford

  • @untitledgooose
    @untitledgooose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Something I’ve never said:
    “I don’t think I need anymore pedals. I have way to many anyway”

    • @stephok7762
      @stephok7762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      correction: “something I and about every guitarist has never said”

  • @mikehart6193
    @mikehart6193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    the "exactly where i found it guy" is me

    • @Papabandana
      @Papabandana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I feel so bad if I don't put it back, hell, I even wipe it down.

    • @joeloliver2279
      @joeloliver2279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @Officedoors
      @Officedoors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Papabandana well now you have to

    • @PLNKYELLOWBLACK
      @PLNKYELLOWBLACK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      damn near clean the whole store. fucking restring the guitars and polish them. mop for a bagel

    • @willmads16
      @willmads16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would be too scared to put it somewhere else tbh

  • @franklynpatterson3265
    @franklynpatterson3265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    " I shouldn't play Smoke on the Water; that would annoy everyone".

  • @joshuabrint4078
    @joshuabrint4078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    “Man, I suck at guitar, I should practice more”

    • @Energy_Dragon7
      @Energy_Dragon7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This sounds like a phrase people would use, but since people are impatient they give up 😂, just keep playing y’all 🎸💯

    • @sittingtreeva927
      @sittingtreeva927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read this and thought "YES EXACTLY JUST KEEP PRACTICING" but then remembered that this is a phrase that no one says......

  • @ridethisdino2004
    @ridethisdino2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    This sounds like he’s trying to tell other people what not to do but in a passive-aggressive manner
    edit: i realize im stupid and thats the point so uh

    • @Alex-ml5km
      @Alex-ml5km 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ridethisdino that's kinda the point of the video?

    • @darthanddedeu2580
      @darthanddedeu2580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Alex-ml5km you think????
      Lol

    • @merimursu123
      @merimursu123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He sounds like a bully and looks like an evil baby

    • @Homebred-pz7il
      @Homebred-pz7il 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg you have 666 likes 😂

    • @fldsfmfr8277
      @fldsfmfr8277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so he's telling us not to return the picks after using them? okay then.

  • @saltymoxi9026
    @saltymoxi9026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Dude when I test out guitars I’m always like anxious that it’s to loud so I legit set the amp to 1 and scoot real close to it and play like yikes

    • @sonjalam3843
      @sonjalam3843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I do that too and it's at my own home LMAO

    • @kieraareik.266
      @kieraareik.266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sonja Lam lmao use headphones

    • @sonjalam3843
      @sonjalam3843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kieraareik.266 too broke to buy a pair, hun.

    • @dumpsterfire5818
      @dumpsterfire5818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sonjalam3843 I just use ten dollar samsung earbuds with a five dollar 2m extension cable c:

    • @htx_carlos4766
      @htx_carlos4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do that because im ass

  • @K2squaredplus
    @K2squaredplus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Now we just need the “Phrases you always hear in guitar stores”

    • @Map_of_Your_Head
      @Map_of_Your_Head 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "what? i cant hear you from that guy playing WAY TOO LOUD"

  • @SuperFender110
    @SuperFender110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Last time I went to the store "just for strings" I walked out with 2 sets... and a new fender blues deluxe... After trying all different amps for about 2 hours. And using 3 different strats. One of witch I almost also bought. Sorry mom lol

    • @isazoia3168
      @isazoia3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I wish I were SuperFender110

    • @lightningincthefirst
      @lightningincthefirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How rich are you

    • @Prof.SeverusSnape
      @Prof.SeverusSnape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lightningincthefirst nah, more like I got a job with psychopath hours that allows me to comfortably buy a PRS at a calculated financial pace.

    • @SLAMBANGO
      @SLAMBANGO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You laugh now, and keep it up. enjoy it while you can still muster a smile. Your GAS is doing 5 octave arpeggios in the studio 8 hours a day. So, 28 years from now, when it shreds on you and takes away the last bit of hope you had, and you look around and see the tens of thousands invested in gear, ultimately for what? To sit around listening to strings vibrate... then you have to either face it every day or face it, one-by-one as you sell them at a loss, realizing the real price you paid in missed opportunity to appreciate life.

    • @screamoneo
      @screamoneo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont worry. one time i went to buy a microphone and ended up buying a talkbox, Line6 amp, and Stingray bass

  • @gabrielmoco2862
    @gabrielmoco2862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    You forgot: "Wow, this music theory book seems so cool! I'm gonna buy it!"

    • @grantcunningham3646
      @grantcunningham3646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gabriel Moço the science of music actually can help tho if ur that kinda thinker

    • @fv8399
      @fv8399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does it actually do for you?

    • @TheDarkestPaladin
      @TheDarkestPaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fv8399 help you write good music

  • @RC32Smiths01
    @RC32Smiths01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I now understand what true power feels like at Guitar Center. I will now become Strength.

  • @anewt72690
    @anewt72690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I was demoing an amp at Guitar Center and the associate asked "is that loud enough?" and I was like "eh, I don't need the whole world hearing how bad I am" and the dude was abolutely thunderstruck, like he'd seen a ghost.

  • @scrumdiddily6162
    @scrumdiddily6162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    “I’m not going to play them though, I just came here for strings”
    ...you.. you maniac!

    • @fz7091
      @fz7091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That just happened.

    • @_unknown0fficial_750
      @_unknown0fficial_750 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @coltz-pun7871
      @coltz-pun7871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Although this is far less impressive considering the circumstances, I went to a guitar store, and didn't even touch a guitar except when carrying it out. Didn't play it at all until going home.
      Also the guitar center I went to is still fully functional, just with a people limit of 4, mandatory masks, and a condensed store

    • @BeardMan01
      @BeardMan01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coltz-pun7871 My local GC is fully functional, just masks and 2 person limit in the acoustic room.

    • @ultimatewafflegaming1018
      @ultimatewafflegaming1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I'm just there for strings my dad would get the strings and we leave so even if I wanted to I couldn't

  • @leonardocastilhone399
    @leonardocastilhone399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I'm from Brazil, and when I've been to the U.S., I remember ”putting the guitar back to where it was and leaving everything neat and ready for the next guitar player”, as you did so. Seconds later, there was this guy at the store who have approached me, with a smile on his face, saying that he was amazed by what I've just done... Only now I understand why... 😆

  • @hawk1093
    @hawk1093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Phrases you never hear in a guitar store:
    "The employees were very helpful and not condescending AT ALL"

    • @zeep32696
      @zeep32696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      NOTHING TRUER HAS EVER BEEN SAID

    • @cliftongardner4367
      @cliftongardner4367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Believe it or not, my local Guitar Center is packed with knowledgeable, helpful, friendly employees. It's always a pleasure doing business with them.

    • @zeep32696
      @zeep32696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cliftongardner4367 the one near me is quite the opposite, it probably varies wildly

    • @taimaishu-nao1922
      @taimaishu-nao1922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s why I shop local. The store near my house is great; cool, helpful staff and they don’t even get pissed easily if you play Stairway. My local Guitar Center is awesome too but the experience there is nowhere near the shop by my house.

    • @SixStringflyboy
      @SixStringflyboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've never been to Moore Music in Evansville, IN then.

  • @ladystardust5192
    @ladystardust5192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As someone who works in a music store, (greetings from NZ) the pick one is so true. They just disappear. Sometimes the shop tuners do, as well.
    Also, the anxiety when someone goes to grab a $3000 Taylor or Fender that's high up on the wall. It's real. 😂

  • @hallboy5
    @hallboy5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    That "I'm not gonna play them though because I just came for strings" hurt me so badly

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rejoyce, I used to do that for picks. Gotta try them out, y'know...

    • @atonofspiders
      @atonofspiders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I actually do this, I'm satisfied with my collection of 3 and don't desire other 99.99% of guitars usually in stores.

    • @sl1pz369
      @sl1pz369 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EddieOtool but the question is: thick pick or thin pick

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sl1pz369 1.5 mm at the least.

    • @sl1pz369
      @sl1pz369 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EddieOtool yes, thin picks are all bendy and whatnot, i hate them

  • @austinv.3916
    @austinv.3916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    @ Music is Win , you inspired me to learn Electric Guitar, I start my lessons in 8 days!!
    Wow, I never expected to receive this many likes, (the most I've previously gotten was 10) and I'd like to say thank you for the positive comments. As an African-American new to Rock and Metal, I've turned to channels like @Music is Win to hear amazing playing and funny skits. Thanks to y'all, I listen to FFWF, Motorbreath, Rattle-head, Seattle '89 and others regularly !! Have a wonderful day y'all and rock on!!!

    • @iamthesenate3683
      @iamthesenate3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Austin V. Good for u brotha. Remember, always be original

    • @YesJustTia
      @YesJustTia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Go play Eruption by EVH and Through the Fire and the Flame by Dragon Force

    • @joseph_lacy
      @joseph_lacy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Austin V. Welcome to the world of guitar! Have fun with it and be patient. It's worth the time

    • @gj4312
      @gj4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very good

    • @custer3176
      @custer3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Austin V. Dont try to play anything too hard right away, trust me, you will ve able to play anything you want when you put in time and dedication

  • @CurtisAlfeld
    @CurtisAlfeld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Alert security; we have someone being considerate of other customers, so he's clearly planning a robbery."

  • @I4n_Sc4nlon
    @I4n_Sc4nlon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I’m the type of guy that whenever I see people picking up an instrument I start thinking “I hope they know how to play”

  • @johnsalazar9239
    @johnsalazar9239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3162

    I have heard all of these phrases in a guitar store bcause
    *C A N A D A*

    • @graveygraveyard
      @graveygraveyard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I have too

    • @graveygraveyard
      @graveygraveyard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Sy_Bull I- I'm from here, and I'm not complaining

    • @Sewer.dwelling.rat.
      @Sewer.dwelling.rat. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

    • @johnsalazar9239
      @johnsalazar9239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Sy_Bull maybe stfu its just a joke?, its not complaining

    • @BAGELS69
      @BAGELS69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Sy_Bull the joke is literally saying that canadians are nice

  • @louisfk9880
    @louisfk9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3008

    Tyler: “You know, maybe I should play bass.”
    Davie504: *_EPIC_*

  • @Micky199797
    @Micky199797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    My dream is to meet you so we can play "Smoke on the water" together

    • @maty476xd
      @maty476xd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Paul McCartney you are paul mccartney with ed sheeran as a profile picture lol

    • @TrueBXWarrior
      @TrueBXWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maty476 you could call him Paul Sheeran or Ed McCartney lol

    • @davidjohnsen3245
      @davidjohnsen3245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just let it be, Paul, let it be.

    • @fernandox25691
      @fernandox25691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You meant 0-3-5, right?

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They should have a _Smoke on the Water Day_ where everyone who is within reach of any instrument (guitar preferred but not limited to), or just a tennis racket, broom stick or air guitar if nothing else, all play just the one riff. Not any of the other parts, just that one riff for like 5 minutes straight (lols). Then we will have something mutual to complain about and there will be peace and unity all across this beautiful world.... it is a dream I have.

  • @ahappychickn5859
    @ahappychickn5859 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I went with my boyfriend the other day to a really nice guitar center that was recently built and some old guy sat behind him and was playing louder than everyone else in the store, so my boyfriend kept raising his own volume to match the man’s until the dude decided to leave. Old guy was annoying but the experience ended up being really funny, and my boyfriend took his volume down as soon as the guy left, I think it was a relief for everyone there

  • @superextranova2172
    @superextranova2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    This video should just be called "canadian guitar stores"

    • @coolnamepending7604
      @coolnamepending7604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a Canadian can confirm this is an accurate portrayal of guitar stores in Canada

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@coolnamepending7604 I got told by a Toronto metalhead employee to turn down when I was trying out an amp's clean sound. Oh those provincial towns!

  • @bardiabahrampour4166
    @bardiabahrampour4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    2:46 goodbye pick
    you will never be found again pick...

  • @prodbyneba
    @prodbyneba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Im just gonna ignore that nobody ever mentioned how he DIDN'T STEAL THE PICK WTF THAT'S ILLEGAL😂😂😂

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually stealing the pic is illegal

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dont woosh me

    • @eveninggromit2436
      @eveninggromit2436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@GameyRaccoon wooosh

    • @soopvvv
      @soopvvv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GameyRaccoon r/wooooosh

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@soopvvv dude i was being intentionally facetious. I know the joke is accidentally stealing the pic is so common. I was making the joke that stealing the pic would be illegal actually

  • @agastya6799
    @agastya6799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    *maybe I should play BASS*
    Best line ever.

    • @kemonpo7147
      @kemonpo7147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OMG

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I've actually unironically said that though 😶

    • @Poodlefang89
      @Poodlefang89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Davie504 is rolling in his grave lmao.

    • @piggyzheng6458
      @piggyzheng6458 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      how to play S on guitar ?

    • @derekhornsby5063
      @derekhornsby5063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "OMG" -davie 504

  • @dennis927
    @dennis927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Why is 90% of this actually me, should i just be less polite?

    • @davidlamothe8586
      @davidlamothe8586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same here buddy😂😂

    • @lexfunkyman6416
      @lexfunkyman6416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too, lol

    • @AP-kc4ns
      @AP-kc4ns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me 2

    • @3wGaming
      @3wGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too but I will still play stairway loudly and badly!

    • @knightflare4595
      @knightflare4595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Through the whole video I was like wait so this isn't how it's done?

  • @Rook_Layne_Reno
    @Rook_Layne_Reno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Something nobody’s ever said in a guitar store: I don’t think I’m gonna play an overplayed riff today

    • @marshallemmet1366
      @marshallemmet1366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      0-3-5
      0-3-6-5
      0-3-5-0-3-0

    • @ArbiterBrick
      @ArbiterBrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      賛成うん well overplayed riffs are often beginners do it. I only know smoke on the water because I justnstarted

    • @Rook_Layne_Reno
      @Rook_Layne_Reno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Growing Up Gold I didn’t know any of that, I just kinda played riffs I made up

    • @Ori0987
      @Ori0987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      賛成うん Congratulations

    • @Rook_Layne_Reno
      @Rook_Layne_Reno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Helena Bednarski thanks

  • @pardonmyyikes
    @pardonmyyikes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    as a bass player as well...the lemme try a bass line had me in tears lol

  • @garryisepic5955
    @garryisepic5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    A phrase you never hear in a guitar store would be “in looking to buy a piano

    • @seizulre3199
      @seizulre3199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Manuel Salokangas you dropped this.
      .

    • @caesarseige6245
      @caesarseige6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You fool you utter bumbling fool

    • @coltenrice5992
      @coltenrice5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max Rios lol you didn’t use it either
      .

    • @seizulre3199
      @seizulre3199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Colten Rice lmao are you blind or just straight up stupid?

    • @andrewbeard1380
      @andrewbeard1380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bet

  • @JohnvanCapel
    @JohnvanCapel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Oops, I broke a string on this guitar. I should tell an employee and not just hang the guitar back on the wall."

    • @peterwinters8587
      @peterwinters8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I will buy a pack and replace all the strings"

  • @Orincaby
    @Orincaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    something i've never heard in a guitar store:
    "where are the basses at?"

    • @darthanddedeu2580
      @darthanddedeu2580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I said that and got laughed at,

    • @ciocio-san
      @ciocio-san 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      **bassists crying**

    • @michaelnight668
      @michaelnight668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      🅱️ASS is 🅱️est

    • @ryanhancock8962
      @ryanhancock8962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I am going to SLAPP you, because I play 🅱️ass! You are not EPIC!

    • @jancmaylo1192
      @jancmaylo1192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ryanhancock8962 playing 2 notes for 5 minutes isnt epic

  • @vexylrei
    @vexylrei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm learning and I can't wait to be able to just pick up a guitar and play something awesome without really thinking about it. Always looks so cool to me!

    • @satansphlegm8964
      @satansphlegm8964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      update? :D

    • @TheDustyShed
      @TheDustyShed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here brother. Hopefully you find the same joy in the journey to getting there. In the meantime, lick by lick, chord, note and scale, we get closer to satisfying our own ear. It really feels like an endless task. Good thing I enjoy it.

  • @benevolentwaffle7438
    @benevolentwaffle7438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    I keep my guitars quite cause I’m bad, not cause I’m nice

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hmm, something makes me think you're better than you let on. Usually it's the most thoughtful of people who end up being the most talented. It's sort of necessary really. If not, then just practice and *only* compare yourself to your yesterday-self. Then as long as you have a love for the instrument, you be really good soon.

    • @Johansen_271
      @Johansen_271 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You and me both, brother! :(

    • @VeilSideZ32
      @VeilSideZ32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2 years into playing and i still keep it quiet cause i dont want to disturb the salesman. I also always buy if i go in there

    • @benevolentwaffle7438
      @benevolentwaffle7438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aylbdr Madison damn, you made me visually smile, that doesn’t happen a lot anymore. Thank you 🤘🏾🔥

    • @benevolentwaffle7438
      @benevolentwaffle7438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kjartan Johansen we should do musical product reviews, like play new pedals to show people that are at our level how it will actually sound when they play it 😹

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    A phrase I've never said in a guitar store: " wow! I can actually play well"

  • @adriankovacs4133
    @adriankovacs4133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    0:24 angry Davie504 fans incoming,take cover

    • @machtanger
      @machtanger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      👋 slap!!!!!!

    • @1ListerofSmeg
      @1ListerofSmeg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      omg

    • @Nomnomnom165
      @Nomnomnom165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      What's up, *SLAPPERS*

    • @adrianberdecia4489
      @adrianberdecia4489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      ITALIAN VOICE REVEAL AT 4MIL SUBS SO *SLAP LIKE NOW*

    • @AX-11
      @AX-11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SLAPP

  • @idahotrucker7017
    @idahotrucker7017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been to Chesbro Music in Idaho Falls multiple times. Grew up over there. Great guitar store! They have a great selection and great prices. Glad to see you went there. It is hard to get employee assistance though they're never around lol

  • @poisonouslittleviper4805
    @poisonouslittleviper4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    I’m wayyyyy too awkward to *ever* see myself actually going to a guitar store. I feel like I’d be judged and low key bullied the whole time lol.

    • @andrewmarsh7919
      @andrewmarsh7919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don’t know any guitar store where that would happen. If you’re worried about being bad all the time, you wont get better. Every good guitarist at some point was at the same level you’re at right now.

    • @nsk1911
      @nsk1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don’t see that happening in any store, actually, regardless of what they sell.

    • @KaiserBruh
      @KaiserBruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I used to be like that when I was first getting into guitar, maybe 6 or 7 years ago. But eventually I just realized that it was only the start that was super awkward, once I got into it my confidence was normal again.
      So now I can care less, I set that amp to my settings, volume 3, bridge position, and whoever does hear me is welcome to, here goes the entire Holy Wars rythem track lol

    • @introvertgoblin
      @introvertgoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, they’re all usually hella chill

    • @OneBoundMusic
      @OneBoundMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They make commission. They aren't going to drive off a customer when that's their money. They're going to do everything to make you feel welcome.

  • @zathothegrizzxx9747
    @zathothegrizzxx9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Legend has it that Tyler is still looking for a tuner to this day.

  • @reese_zero3437
    @reese_zero3437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Phrase I never hear in a guitar store:
    “Hey, you sound really good!”

  • @MiniTStark
    @MiniTStark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Dude who plays smoke on the water anymore?”

    • @jdawg158
      @jdawg158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me

  • @doverpeck18
    @doverpeck18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    A phrase i have never.heard is, " I won' t play starway to heaven because I know I will be stopped" haha

  • @noahboucard4150
    @noahboucard4150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Hey, can you play louder please ? I almost can't hear you."

  • @hotdogslayer4430
    @hotdogslayer4430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I thought you meant "guitar" phrases
    The licks.

    • @dr.winstonoboogie7302
      @dr.winstonoboogie7302 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MarcusZBD Dacillo me too

    • @hawk1093
      @hawk1093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I thought... who knew he was just gonna be a dick for 5 minutes lol

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that as well

    • @Buckfast_Berserker
      @Buckfast_Berserker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here lol! came for the phrases stayed for the lols!

    • @roughsharkangular2034
      @roughsharkangular2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guitar nerds in the chat

  • @BigHead2615
    @BigHead2615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I mean, I don't talk out loud to myself when I go into a guitar store, but two of those are true for me. There was that one time I went in and specifically ONLY played a bass - when I spotted a vintage Mosrite late-60's bass hanging on the used gear wall (and I do wish I'd had the $1,600 to buy it at the time). And, 9 times out of 10 when I do go in, I do ignore the guitars if I'm just there to buy strings.

  • @almarc
    @almarc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The ultimate:
    "This looks good, is it fine for a beginner?"
    "The Marshall JCM 900 stack? Yes, it's a classics for beginners!"
    "I were talking about this guitar actually"
    "Oh, the Gibson Custom Shop? Indeed, that'd be a great deal for you. But let me show you the PRS section, too"

  • @GiuBernardi
    @GiuBernardi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    What is this supposed to be, a canadian guitar player?

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea, but they have some assholes in Canada too now, lols. It's not like in the days when Niel Young, Rush, Donald Sutherland and William Shatner were the few people we knew from Canada. But although they are generally much more polite, that doesn't always make them generous or concerned with the welfare of others. Take jordan peterson for example, that guy is a straight up asshole. Most Americans I know are a lot more polite than he is too, lols.

    • @outlawsaint3012
      @outlawsaint3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stevie T?

    • @calvinvarga1460
      @calvinvarga1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a canadian guitar player, I can confirm.

    • @isaacteo5355
      @isaacteo5355 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stevie T is Canadian

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Canadian guitar player, I can confirm I do most of the above.

  • @ardbegthequestion
    @ardbegthequestion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m glad I came with you. It was totally worth the three hours of my life watching you look and touch everything.

  • @MEbandOfficial
    @MEbandOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    On that last one, I went in a store about a month ago after years of not playing. Walked around, looked at guitars, didn't pick one up. Bought picks (still had a couple packs of strings from before) and went home lol. Given those years ago, I probably would have picked up a guitar.

  • @kotarodesu_23
    @kotarodesu_23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    What about "Hey you sound great, try Stairway to Heaven too!" from an employee.

  • @cbrot2001
    @cbrot2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I’ve literally done that last one. Anxiety of playing in public

    • @gold3npimp
      @gold3npimp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cory Brotherton I expect you to own up, son. What if zombies were to hit us right now? Are you gonna be a wimp when it’s time to play the killing game and help save humanity?

  • @flawless2094
    @flawless2094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Something I never heard before in a guitar store, “Do you have any discounts?”

  • @tuankietluucong9976
    @tuankietluucong9976 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "putting it back where it once was" is truly what you will not see everyday.

  • @michaelshirley6527
    @michaelshirley6527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Things you never hear....
    Kids me and your mom are getting back together

  • @gypsyarc6639
    @gypsyarc6639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    3:10 “Would you like a $1,000.”

  • @cardprophecy97
    @cardprophecy97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "I came here to buy bass strings"

    • @HearMeLearn
      @HearMeLearn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And sell my dads old mint strat for a new guitar

    • @rallypoint1
      @rallypoint1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who buys strings at a store these days???

    • @nicoanony
      @nicoanony 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rallypoint1 me. Fatboy

    • @rallypoint1
      @rallypoint1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nico.Anonymous Thats nice. I won’t call you any names though.

    • @nicoanony
      @nicoanony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rallypoint1 noo you're supposed to argue

  • @MountainHomeJerrel
    @MountainHomeJerrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your channel is so wholesome. Rock on, brother!

  • @jacobvolmer7311
    @jacobvolmer7311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Employee: “Let me hear Stairway to Heaven”

  • @matthewschiavi7353
    @matthewschiavi7353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    We’re feeling generous and charitable today. Pick a guitar, any guitar. It’s yours... no charge.

  • @ahuman9113
    @ahuman9113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "You dont think I'm I too loud?"
    "...no I can't even head you.."
    "I dont wanna disturb you, I don't wanna be rude"
    "..what are you talkin about"
    *"y-ya know what, would you like a thousand dollars?"*

  • @angelbechtol7873
    @angelbechtol7873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never realized how popular it is for people not to tune their instruments unless its noticeably out of tune... I tune every time just out of habit and it makes me really happy to hear it in tune

  • @harryelliott4363
    @harryelliott4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I'm going to play the most budget friendly guitar in here! No need to try out these $3000 guitars..."

  • @RiverForeverFlows11
    @RiverForeverFlows11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Something you never hear in a guitar store: "I wonder what Stairway to Heaven sounds like on THIS guitar"

  • @connorlee8983
    @connorlee8983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I think the Acoustic is more my jam than this electric guitar, I'll make my way over there..."

  • @scootdingerman60
    @scootdingerman60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I recognized the store this was filmed in! Chesbro’s music, Idaho falls ID, I took piano lessons in the upper level of the store, roughly around this was filmed. I play mostly trumpet now though, which I bought from this store as well. Checked the description, and sure enough this is the place!

  • @pietrotrava
    @pietrotrava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Imagine being a uke...
    This comment was made by Big Instruments Gang

  • @willprince643
    @willprince643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "There's so many left handed guitars here that I can't even choose which one I want."

    • @educostanzo
      @educostanzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That

    • @vzm4663
      @vzm4663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now that, has NEVER been said 😂😭

    • @gwenchapman5068
      @gwenchapman5068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      leftie high five

    • @weijizhu3729
      @weijizhu3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg yes

  • @lucafranzosi9232
    @lucafranzosi9232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "This is so cool. I am so happy to be here". - Girlfriend -

  • @Mephilis78
    @Mephilis78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I literally switch back and forth between guitar and bass in GC all the time. When I see a hofner, or Rickenbacker bass, I can't just walk by without playing it. Same with SG basses.

  • @Paul-gf6kp
    @Paul-gf6kp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The first time I went to a guitar store, I was really nervous at first because I tend to get anxiety near strangers. I walked in and all of that anxiety disappeared. There were guitars, basses, drums, pianos and much more and I spent a good hour in there even though I only came for some bass strings

  • @maxjohnson9131
    @maxjohnson9131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Not to get political or anything, but what's a tuner?

    • @franmcverry9090
      @franmcverry9090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha

    • @franmcverry9090
      @franmcverry9090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think this is a joke lol

    • @fleetwoodsoup7443
      @fleetwoodsoup7443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tuner tunes what needs to be tuned.

    • @hijc1313
      @hijc1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A fish

    • @ryankali249
      @ryankali249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A device you use to tune a string to the right note

  • @masonwilson6469
    @masonwilson6469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "I don't even play guitar"

    • @hostofsoulslol
      @hostofsoulslol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They usually have drums there, lol

    • @victoriahodgdon1529
      @victoriahodgdon1529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There ARE beginners who want to learn, and need a guitar. I was one of those.

    • @megaaaaaaan1622
      @megaaaaaaan1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometime its just fun ti browse all the different color guitars

  • @baileyayyy5085
    @baileyayyy5085 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was resisting this channel for a long time but this one got me

  • @ΜαριοςΑθανασοπουλος-γ4ω
    @ΜαριοςΑθανασοπουλος-γ4ω 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Many were good! But putting the pick and the guitar in place, turning off the amp and wrapping up the cable... That was hilariously true!! 🤣🤣

  • @wrongname3636
    @wrongname3636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Today I joined Guitar Super System, and i have to be honest, never had so much fun learning guitar. TY! :D

  • @feewombat6569
    @feewombat6569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Something I have never heard:
    Customer: "Hey, I have this really unorthodox plan for using this (insert guitar/pedal/amp/tuning usually associated with a genre) for (insert a totally different genre). Would you mind helping me out?"
    Clerk: "That sounds awesome, I am a fan of people trying out new stuff and I am not going to tell you that I think you are wasting everyones time by experimenting and should just stick to mainstream choices!"
    Being able to buy stuff online just made my life a lot easier. Guitar store employees tend to make me feel ashamed for my questions.

  • @Skewda
    @Skewda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The pick part reminded me of the time I loaned MY pick to the Guitar Center employee that I encouraged to try the guitar I was testing. He pocketed it and I was like "uhhhhh.. hey.. can I have that back?"