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  • @MusicAfterDeath
    @MusicAfterDeath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13169

    Pause at 00:43... what's that under Jared's desk?!?!

  • @Paul-gf6kp
    @Paul-gf6kp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    Bassist: Hey-
    The guitarists: no
    Drummer: Yes

    • @deathnthrashingmadness1971
      @deathnthrashingmadness1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lars: no

    • @BigBoss_666
      @BigBoss_666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deathnthrashingmadness1971 especially in AJFA

    • @ag4640
      @ag4640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bassist: 🥺

    • @Thurgor_Supreme
      @Thurgor_Supreme ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bass & Drums make the music. Everyone else is just fluff

  • @runo_santos1884
    @runo_santos1884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    Imagine the diva at the dentist
    "say aaaaaaaah"
    "aaAAAHaahmbjddbdkdbombdlc"

    • @Nitsu_
      @Nitsu_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      bomb dlc?

    • @Eddiee757
      @Eddiee757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Somebody once told me
      Carry on

    • @r.ylan.d
      @r.ylan.d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dentist:say ah
      The Elitist: SLAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

    • @iqceo4276
      @iqceo4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loquacious the worlds gonna roll me

    • @alexstretch6043
      @alexstretch6043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the djentist

  • @onurtezer6170
    @onurtezer6170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    "People don't do minute long solos anymore"
    Herman lee: *sweats*

    • @nwordpassifyousub2303
      @nwordpassifyousub2303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Onur Tezer Herman lee deserves 5 minute solos

    • @boseifrit5480
      @boseifrit5480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Li

    • @MichaelMiller-wc6jl
      @MichaelMiller-wc6jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah because nonsensical wanking is a "solo". Thank you guitar hero for promoting mediocre shit.

    • @ScrewBallTheAlien
      @ScrewBallTheAlien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d pay money for Dan Donegan to do minute long solos

    • @leewhitworth9142
      @leewhitworth9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DragonForce rules, shut up.

  • @fockinmemes2917
    @fockinmemes2917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    "Let the weed do the singing"
    *literally every drug dealer*

    • @andrew-tb5vy
      @andrew-tb5vy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The likes are lit

    • @djsixx96
      @djsixx96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @ag4640
      @ag4640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Let the crack build the city"
      Miami, 1970-1980

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3169

    We need the musician that keeps dropping musical terms you've never heard.

    • @horusjones5213
      @horusjones5213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hemeola

    • @jawkneeG
      @jawkneeG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      "sooo what you wanna do there is instead of a dominant 7th, I want you to substitute in a major diminished half step 13th then modulate into ascending 5ths Locrian.. got that?"

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      When I was in a high school punk band, I went through that trouble. Everytime I told the band i had a song idea, the bassist (who was very progressive rock) asked me what the key was. I was still just a casual guitarist at the time so I had no idea what he meant.

    • @connoragnewmusic
      @connoragnewmusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Edgar Banuelos that’s me lol

    • @TylerNOS386277
      @TylerNOS386277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      "Ight bruh. After the trims, it goes into that core groove, and then the slam. ... No, the one with the nasty notes and dark chords. ...Yea, that one. Ok, so after that, we have the clean scales with the flip picking, which builds into the the Djent-down (the one that's all like 'Ba-dat, dat-dat : Ba-dat, dat-dat : Bro!, Da-da-da-dat : Ni-nana buggada buggada.')."

  • @ndshreddermn
    @ndshreddermn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5223

    As a lead guitarist, let the bass player do what they want. Support the bass foundation.

    • @hansfranz8795
      @hansfranz8795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      @TheRandomGuy ? Yeah, right. The triangle sure is equal to a grand piano.

    • @hansfranz8795
      @hansfranz8795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @TheRandomGuy ? Let's start a movement against musical segregation in orchestras! End string, percussion and woodwind sections!

    • @surekhaahlawat6068
      @surekhaahlawat6068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hell yeah

    • @huffindoobies3066
      @huffindoobies3066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ahaha Haha ahaha ohhh, play something different lmao

    • @avunculaire3823
      @avunculaire3823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you, sir.

  • @artturipura9238
    @artturipura9238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    0:57 How Metallica be during And Justice For All

  • @Renegade666
    @Renegade666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "the stoner"
    *literally the intro to Sweet Leaf*

  • @letsgorangers217
    @letsgorangers217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    0:58
    Rare footage of Metallica while making ...And Justice For All colorized (c. 1988)

    • @_nurmi06
      @_nurmi06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Serj Hetfield
      Nice name

    • @youngsavage8181
      @youngsavage8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@_nurmi06
      Nice name

    • @_nurmi06
      @_nurmi06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@youngsavage8181 thank you

    • @thechickennuggetoffate9139
      @thechickennuggetoffate9139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think the funniest thing about this comment is when I clicked on the time an ad for Yousician came up LMAO

    • @samtah1145
      @samtah1145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_nurmi06 siinä suomalaista

  • @corryburton9252
    @corryburton9252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    You forgot the musician who thinks they can tell ppl how to play an instrument they dont play.....

    • @aerenae
      @aerenae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Part 2 coming soon?

    • @emmanuelsguidetominnesotav4396
      @emmanuelsguidetominnesotav4396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I hate those kind of musicians

    • @andrewo607
      @andrewo607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah my buddy's older bro is a jazz musician and jamming with him is a blast but he's the worst micromanager there ever was. XD

    • @crispypeepohole69
      @crispypeepohole69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I believe that is called a vocalist.

    • @eenayde
      @eenayde 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hellishman1 lol 😂😂

  • @tirth5405
    @tirth5405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I love metal
    Too

    • @EroticAlmond
      @EroticAlmond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Trve

    • @yebatangpasaway9119
      @yebatangpasaway9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wut

    • @46wee
      @46wee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I love metal
      And so do you

    • @dtebarrett
      @dtebarrett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I love metal
      And so should you

    • @vikorbracho
      @vikorbracho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Roses are red,
      violets are blue.
      Be scared of Hitler
      if you're a jew.

  • @peterjonas1545
    @peterjonas1545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Yes, I can imagine lyricist wearing the same clothes for 11 days straight and not even getting off the couch.

  • @alfonso5026
    @alfonso5026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    Do an "ahhhhhh"
    *aaaAAaaAaAaaah*

    • @kristenconstant2564
      @kristenconstant2564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Roger Taylor in lap of the gods

    • @shade4844
      @shade4844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Gospel singers be like

    • @longinuscyclone213
      @longinuscyclone213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im not in a band but if my singer was that annoying… idk man he would probs have to go

    • @nokag3te806
      @nokag3te806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Down with the sickness

    • @calebengland77
      @calebengland77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do an "ahhhhhh"
      "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

  • @KompletterGeist
    @KompletterGeist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    2:49 The way he walks off xD

    • @samulahti9846
      @samulahti9846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me when i was 6.

    • @calebengland77
      @calebengland77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He looks like a bird XD

    • @ilikemetal2910
      @ilikemetal2910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@calebengland77 so majestic

    • @IGROFAG
      @IGROFAG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also DUM TUM DUM

    • @BenAck912
      @BenAck912 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chuck Berry has been real quiet since this dropped.

  • @ssjtrunks1234
    @ssjtrunks1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    In regards to the name dropper, he names:
    - Jason Richardson
    - Tosin Abasi
    - Angel Vivaldi
    - Matt Heafy
    - Buckethead
    All but one have now officially been in a "Biggest shred collab", which means.....
    Buckethead in Biggest Shred Collab Song in the World IV confirmed

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. To support the title's legitimacy, each subsequent video in this series (i guess) has to be bigger than the last one.

    • @iqceo4276
      @iqceo4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he has cracked the code

    • @evansweeting7146
      @evansweeting7146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he said Matt Kean from BMTH

    • @aleksanderespenschied2220
      @aleksanderespenschied2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its 3.01 and apparently there's no collab 😥

  • @lucky_796
    @lucky_796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "People don't do minute long solos anymore"
    Free bird: *_what_*

  • @theTYTAN3
    @theTYTAN3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    I played bass in a couple bands, that was so accurate. I write a cool part that's different from the guitar part, but still complements the song, and then I get the same "Just double up the guitar part" shit.
    Maybe bands could find a good bassist if they didn't treat them all like shit.

    • @waynebrown1394
      @waynebrown1394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't play but I have aways wondered why someone would even start with bass and not guitar. I suppose most can play both.

    • @mrbobjrsrv
      @mrbobjrsrv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You can always play it different live. It's not like they'll notice lol.

    • @sickandmedicinalm740
      @sickandmedicinalm740 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think doubling the guitar part is mainly for recording. That could be wrong. But it gives the song a huge sound doing that. I like hearing the bass do a double of the guitar but with a few added fills that add contrast. I'm not a bass player by the way. I play guitar so for me doubling the guitar is just natural. It also depends a ton on the genre of music. Trap metal is starting to get a strong foot hold and it definitely does not follow the guitar. Check out ITSOKTOCRY : I seen Satan he has dreads.

    • @metalboy5150
      @metalboy5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sick and medicinal \m/ You evidently haven't listened to any bands with decent bassists if you think that's the only way to sound "huge." The bass following the guitar's root is fine, and definitely has its place,but harmony and counterpoint help make music sound better. Music is more than just melody.

    • @sickandmedicinalm740
      @sickandmedicinalm740 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@metalboy5150 you evidently did not read my comment. I was saying i like the sound of it doubled up but with added fills also. and also pointed out that a lot of music that i think is really bad ass does not follow the guitars at all. there is a difference in liking the sound of something and thinking it is the only way to do it.

  • @JamiesonM
    @JamiesonM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    As a bassist, the accuracy stung but all in good fun

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jamieson M Wow!!! A bassist that can rhyme. I’d never thought that I’d see the day.

    • @bassdreamer91
      @bassdreamer91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same fam, same

    • @JamiesonM
      @JamiesonM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Justin Beall Just start ripping bass solos and they'll shit themselves bro

    • @GeeVanderplas
      @GeeVanderplas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Bass solo? That's when the rest of the band stop playing and the bass just continues doing the same thing and the crowd goes "YEAH BASS SOLO!!!"

    • @TheDiamondsions
      @TheDiamondsions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jamieson M bass adds alot to a song.

  • @themetalist1893
    @themetalist1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:41 “People usually stand”
    -says the one sitting

    • @maleekborges8955
      @maleekborges8955 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He kinda needs to sit down since he’s on the drums

  • @trey5442
    @trey5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Me: Watches 1:05
    Cliff Burton: Laughs in Master of Puppets

    • @jorge0358
      @jorge0358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Les Claypool: Laughs in Primus

    • @willoverdoseonmusic
      @willoverdoseonmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jorge0358 Also Oysterhead

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@willoverdoseonmusic Les claypool made oysterhead so that comment is kind of pointless

    • @Kat-nd5fq
      @Kat-nd5fq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Geezer Butler: Laughs in %75 of Black Sabbath Discography

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    4:06 That mousepad is a pick, nice!

    • @xXxThelegend27xXx
      @xXxThelegend27xXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We've got em at Marshall Music TC, I think. Pretty cool! I don't have a PC so I don't have one but still haha

    • @st3929
      @st3929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have the same and I love it too

  • @mrfreddorenton
    @mrfreddorenton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Bassists are awesome. Don't hate.

    • @prometheusvenom7189
      @prometheusvenom7189 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Freddo Renton Suck up.

    • @gjrir8vn654
      @gjrir8vn654 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kooliocalum Go do a band yourself with full instruments and you still cant get any further than other people in the comment section

    • @echoreverb8367
      @echoreverb8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also they are so calm like Davie504

    • @alfiesimpson9054
      @alfiesimpson9054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For people saying bassists suck, there a cog that runs to keep the band playing and sound good. Without a bassist, your fucked.

    • @aussierule
      @aussierule 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bassline is the centerpiece for reggae.

  • @frostycanuck1711
    @frostycanuck1711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My band in a nutshell
    Rhythm Guitar (me): 3:53
    Lead Guitar: 0:16
    Drummer: 1:52
    Bass: 4:39

  • @sid-zn7kl
    @sid-zn7kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    As a bass player I can confirm that our main job is to get shouted at
    Also, why does you bass have 6 strings

    • @snotbuckette528
      @snotbuckette528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pengu I can also confirm

    • @joseh.749
      @joseh.749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pengu why does your tenor guitar sound like that

    • @elicarrier2462
      @elicarrier2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can confirm

    • @josephstalin7506
      @josephstalin7506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That bass neck is as thick as call me carson's neck

    • @dishankmanjrekar7814
      @dishankmanjrekar7814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the only reason y we guitar players disrespect u all puny little bass players. Cause u all troll us on the internet (and..................
      .
      U GUYS CAN BE PROGRAMED!!!!!)

  • @fyuri2124
    @fyuri2124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    shred wars with thedooo!

    • @Ripter
      @Ripter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Furkan Demirel that'd be amazing oml

    • @fyuri2124
      @fyuri2124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ripter yup!

    • @bandwithout5705
      @bandwithout5705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yee that would be awesome

    • @mylostwife5230
      @mylostwife5230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Furkan Demirel fuck yea

    • @giltyakhtar
      @giltyakhtar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Furkan Demirel yesssss

  • @skinnynuggetsmith7548
    @skinnynuggetsmith7548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    5:12
    He's gone full Fred Durst
    Noooooooooo

  • @BassCattMusic
    @BassCattMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Bass players like me always get disrespected but people don’t realise how important we are.

    • @end3rwalklive108
      @end3rwalklive108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah, if we didn't have the bass we wouldn't have good backup music gotta help the bassists and give support!

    • @job5986
      @job5986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok

    • @D3niK3ady
      @D3niK3ady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’m a bass player in my band and I get the most respect in my group

    • @D3niK3ady
      @D3niK3ady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But then again I play piano at the same time and if I was disrespected like that I’d smash them all with my bass.... Nahhh, that wouldn’t be the reason

    • @Leon-rj4rj
      @Leon-rj4rj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, the bass player in ...and justice for all was pretty good

  • @mkdk6831
    @mkdk6831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Shred Wars with thedoo!!!

    • @giltyakhtar
      @giltyakhtar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guitar Brothers yessss

  • @yeekzz517
    @yeekzz517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Let the weed sing

  • @juandanielhdzplays2133
    @juandanielhdzplays2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2684

    Do people actually treat bass players like this in real life?

    • @bartmj
      @bartmj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +732

      Some do..it's stupid. Being a prick for someone who is supposed to deliver performance for you.. I know its jokes but still.

    • @Lvng_Kvlt
      @Lvng_Kvlt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Bass yo only mean bands

    • @marysue1119
      @marysue1119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Bass player whats that ?

    • @yridox8730
      @yridox8730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Yes unless your bass has 6 or more strings and thinner stri.... oh wait nvm

    • @Dark_Lantern_
      @Dark_Lantern_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Edit : I'm deleting this comment to stop the replies. I was trying to avoid editing my comment nor deleting it so people can actually know what's going on, but some of you preferred to reply with mockery before reading ALL of my replies.
      But basically people thought I said all bass players in the real world are the worst guitar players so they switch to bass. Of course that's a dumb statement, I know that. I genuinely apologized for implying that ALL BASS PLAYERS sucks. Everything I said is basically MY EXPERIENCE ONLY. I really appreciate people who actually pick up bass by heart, but my comment sounds like no one in the entire world does that. I know that isn't true, I was just trying to say that people in my community doesn't play bass voluntarily. I thought I made it clear in this comment, but turns out my english wasn't that good. So I'm truly sorry for implying stupid statements about bassist.

  • @Chloe-op9uk
    @Chloe-op9uk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    *John Deacon wants to know your location*

  • @bunnyvesper6824
    @bunnyvesper6824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Vocalist: *sings notes*
    Jared: *works on his powered off computer*

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jax LaPoint That's the best way to.deal with singers and I'm.a singing drummer, lol
      Proof? Watch "perry" on TH-cam
      th-cam.com/video/MQi-spwbFPk/w-d-xo.html
      I am DEFINITELY the fashion queen. I have special flamingo Vans JUST for drumming. So I can feel the pedals.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Singing drummers must unite man....actually wait, how is that gonna work in a thrash metal band?

  • @Jesus-eu4gn
    @Jesus-eu4gn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    " 11days later " Still laying on the couch and didnt even change clothes

    • @degadoodle8009
      @degadoodle8009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lanze Manao Pretty accurate. That's the vocalist lifestyle.

    • @stonerscience6437
      @stonerscience6437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lanze Manao sounds like most of reddit

  • @wigglyjoker8575
    @wigglyjoker8575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:45 and that is how Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath got it's intro

  • @flippy2369
    @flippy2369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    5:35 my life is officially complete

  • @saatviksingh727
    @saatviksingh727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Three people you've gotta do shred wars with
    1.the doo
    2.Rick Graham
    3.Merkmusic

    • @thomasledesma4439
      @thomasledesma4439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Starlord he wants to "war" not to get bullied

    • @laimansamarels6395
      @laimansamarels6395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The doo can play anything, he will destroy him for shure

    • @Jay_Sidaris
      @Jay_Sidaris 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh come on it still be fun i think. He shred wars against angel vivaldi for goodness sake if he can do that he can have anyone do the segment with him i think. Pretty hard to top that i think, vivaldi a monster

    • @Jay_Sidaris
      @Jay_Sidaris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And trying to debate the doo is better than vivaldi is a very hard thing to do i think. Hard to compare two beasts when you know they ll never be put in that cage

    • @daoyang6055
      @daoyang6055 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Add Patrick Somoulay and the list is complete

  • @stonerbone
    @stonerbone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Number 2 is so true. A lot of “singers” feel the need to vibrato on every note

    • @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo
      @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Makin Bacon we listened to Morrissey. There's no way back

    • @komputerLuek
      @komputerLuek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually, the vibrato is what separates boys from men... but yeah, sometimes you need that clean, soft note.

    • @TheMusicalMedic
      @TheMusicalMedic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Vibrato = good.
      Random vocal runs ≠ good.
      Ever.

    • @user-to5tn5li1j
      @user-to5tn5li1j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OOF THE ACCURACY HURTS

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know it's like we came from a choir or something...........wait.

  • @demdrumsandguitar8208
    @demdrumsandguitar8208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:44 how to prepare for an AC/DC vocal cover

  • @kanetaulanga4434
    @kanetaulanga4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "i dont mean to be rude but feel lile people usually stand up when theyre playing" , this is coming from the drummer....

  • @guitarbattleslive1274
    @guitarbattleslive1274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    still waiting for shred wars with the doo

    • @giltyakhtar
      @giltyakhtar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      guitar battles live yess

    • @unknowngaming1432
      @unknowngaming1432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @JGX20
      @JGX20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god yesss that would be amazing

  • @knusperflocke663
    @knusperflocke663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Shred Wars with thedooo

    • @SKRUNKLES
      @SKRUNKLES 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vasor 000 dared would win

    • @knusperflocke663
      @knusperflocke663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont think so, WUSIC IS MIN

  • @AshThePhoenix.
    @AshThePhoenix. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:57 the sad life of a bassist.

  • @cypherking5546
    @cypherking5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    (1:05)
    Tom Araya: *Laughs in Reign in Blood*

  • @Dan-Bass
    @Dan-Bass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    I'm the bass player :(

  • @toreole5831
    @toreole5831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    more like "every kind of band member"

  • @williammunson2508
    @williammunson2508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Haha. I feel like I would be the insecure musician, because I always feel like I could be better than I am, but I never know how I’m doing.

    • @williammunson2508
      @williammunson2508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also, I think of myself as a musician, but I’m actually not.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think for me it's either I know what I'm doing but make a screw up and think that, "oh shit, someone must've noticed (this is usually at performances), it doesn't help that I jump or somehow make it known that "oh shit, I did something wrong." It's a bad habit of mine. The other example is when I actually have no idea what I'm doing but have to do it in short notice or to complete the task, I had to sight read for Chorus All-State just last night and I don't think I got a single note right. Good thing about the latter is, I can at least learn that later for whenever I need to.
      On another note, I still need to practice my snare work for my senior year of high school.

  • @jacobburnett1175
    @jacobburnett1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    00:56 a live look at Jason newsted talking to James and Lars in studio .circa 1987-1988

  • @MaryjaneDaniel
    @MaryjaneDaniel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Everyone thinks I taught myself how to sing, but I actually I just learned to blow the weed smoke on the microphone and let the weed do the singing, man.

    • @Perdoct
      @Perdoct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's og

  • @snopdoggo9618
    @snopdoggo9618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    No one knows a bassist pain 😂

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snop doggo drummer does.
      But you and I can ignore the jackassery from Gibson guy, and pretend Drunk singer girl isn't there and just have fun...

  • @prabhat1811
    @prabhat1811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    You literally fuked up my ears at 1:18

  • @mrlocuslazer8044
    @mrlocuslazer8044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That music playing in the background is very van halenish.

    • @christianstewart9987
      @christianstewart9987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What song is it? It sounds familiar but I can’t put my finger on the name😭

  • @aidanpatman-clark7131
    @aidanpatman-clark7131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    stll waiting for shred wars with...
    Marty Schwartz

    • @iarinpralea6110
      @iarinpralea6110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aidan Patman-Clark i dont think that.s ever going to happen sadly...

    • @sarahbamberger8735
      @sarahbamberger8735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Aidan Patman-Clark I FUCKING LOVE MARTY SCHWARTZ

    • @airsoftfattysmeatsalad9635
      @airsoftfattysmeatsalad9635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marty's the man

    • @punkrocker2418
      @punkrocker2418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Marty is awesome but I've never seen him shred. He's more of a blues rock kinda guitarist.

    • @eridinthevirgin4191
      @eridinthevirgin4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH HELL YEAH

  • @tarikkarakoca9219
    @tarikkarakoca9219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The diva is so painfully accurate

  • @user-ry1jd9xf9w
    @user-ry1jd9xf9w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:07 that poster in the back though XD

  • @tmassun591
    @tmassun591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    5:45 that's just straight up coronavirus

  • @deyvisonsilva4481
    @deyvisonsilva4481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    The diva ! 10/10

  • @mylostwife5230
    @mylostwife5230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I just liked every shred wars with the dooo comment

  • @rafayali7283
    @rafayali7283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:48 I love that walk. Strut queen!

  • @littlecheese4048
    @littlecheese4048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:56 rip my fellow bassists

  • @IvanMihai2811
    @IvanMihai2811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    2:43 11 days and You still have the same clothes..

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FluțiTheMLGPro he's not playing drums
      That's why.
      You get 10 minutes in an outfit if you play drums :)

    • @adriellightvale8140
      @adriellightvale8140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FluţiTheMLGPro Every Sunday is laundry day.

    • @emorat1063
      @emorat1063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aschilopatul washing machine

    • @Lvng_Kvlt
      @Lvng_Kvlt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Klaus.DauPTParlament well that the singer for you

    • @joshualessore7652
      @joshualessore7652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And has no one noticed the Big Fish/Steve Bushemi reference? 😀

  • @santiagobelmont1920
    @santiagobelmont1920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    My fav is the "I got scammed" one

    • @jxomxo
      @jxomxo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Duuuuuuuude

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooooo...burn, hahaha...
      Jared, gimme a shout for $1,200 and a pile of bullsh*t :) Phil Collins liked my cover, lol. I can drop names like a...and the stoner's why you don't let the drummer sing, dumbass :)

    • @tovarishchblyad3616
      @tovarishchblyad3616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SANTIAGO

  • @tomfrazofishal
    @tomfrazofishal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:27 Dream Theater wants to know your location

    • @filipvc5107
      @filipvc5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpywareVA I think he says that you are a location 😂

  • @DustinPlatt
    @DustinPlatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    You ever seen the back of a Chapman Guitar?
    You ever seen the back of a Chapman guitar.... *onnn weeeeed?*

    • @sinsofthemartyr
      @sinsofthemartyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hoping it's a half baked reference

  • @98doom
    @98doom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    5:50 sweet leaf

  • @tjardarosendaal4109
    @tjardarosendaal4109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Hurrrr you guys wun' cover highway to hell or som'n'

    • @leecrawford6560
      @leecrawford6560 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tjarda Rosendaal ikr😂

    • @ayusharipirala3121
      @ayusharipirala3121 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tjarda Rosendaal He looks like Chris Adler unless I'm drunk

  • @mackmorris6354
    @mackmorris6354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All of these were amusing, but I DIED at the Stoner because I once had a singer who said that exact line in the middle of practice.

  • @gabestew262
    @gabestew262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You forgot the smug keyboardist who brags about his insane knowledge of music theory

  • @tomekgnr321
    @tomekgnr321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    The background music is so cool

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It sounds so much like X JAPAN's "Easy Fight Rambling," except the guitar is louder.

    • @mipi_game
      @mipi_game 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's a TH-cam stock song called "Takeoff" by Ethan Meixsell

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +MIPI Well, I'd take it over ukuleles and whistles any day of the week.

    • @xdvatican3535
      @xdvatican3535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds like joe satriani satch boogie

    • @cat_is_alive996
      @cat_is_alive996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jaden Pisarczyk thats what I thought too.

  • @Joeawesomeperson
    @Joeawesomeperson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    As a bass player I'm lucky with the amount of freedom my band gives me lol

    • @johnbotelho3453
      @johnbotelho3453 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph Perez lol good one 😂

    • @quiltface83
      @quiltface83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      man bass players get too much shit... truth is when youre good youre in high demand.

    • @journeythecrab493
      @journeythecrab493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quiltface Glinn Frucker

    • @we_are_nevertheless7305
      @we_are_nevertheless7305 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quiltface actually yes bassists are in high demand I wouldn’t want to be a bassist in my band though

    • @DD_Vandal
      @DD_Vandal 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheConTraDemOn Why not though?

  • @tatianabenevides4184
    @tatianabenevides4184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When he was changing clothes I felt like I was creating a character on guitar hero 😂

  • @kaktusovo_mlijeko
    @kaktusovo_mlijeko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:12 so you predicted Maynard's new outfit for live shows?

    • @nico_fdc
      @nico_fdc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome

  • @garretthall3372
    @garretthall3372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Shred wars with Kirk Hammett. Do it... no Ballz

    • @heffheffheffheffheff7182
      @heffheffheffheffheff7182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kirk sucks bruh

    • @kadengonzales9946
      @kadengonzales9946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@heffheffheffheffheff7182 oh yeah, lead guitarist for the greatest metal band of all time, trash for sure lmao

    • @TheMillenialGamer
      @TheMillenialGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jonny j kirk is sloppy.. james is better than kirk.. also you not knowing the difference between they,their, they are , annoys me af

    • @metalboy5150
      @metalboy5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MBT TV Kirk really isn't sloppy. I'll admit that he's gotten really lazy in his solo composition in recent years, but he's never been particularly sloppy. Sloppy is Jimmy Page, God love him. He's one of the greats, but he's slopoy as hell when it comes to soloing. Kirk, though? Nah. I'll grant he might not be as "on" as he once was, but all those dudes are pushing 60. That shit happens.

    • @michaelgilbert1069
      @michaelgilbert1069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When kirk tries, he's incredible.

  • @macumbamacumba5174
    @macumbamacumba5174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Shred wars w/ Rick Graham

    • @MrGreenYeti
      @MrGreenYeti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      RIP Jared, Rick is literal god at shredding.

    • @samueltan1747
      @samueltan1747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesssss

    • @Rain593
      @Rain593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's not even fair

    • @sydneytimmermans
      @sydneytimmermans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *R I C K*

    • @heavynov
      @heavynov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely agree!

  • @dylanoak3178
    @dylanoak3178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    What's the song that is playing between segments?

    • @xX_N.Y.P.D_Xx
      @xX_N.Y.P.D_Xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylan Oak Joe satriani Satch Boogie

    • @DLP-Coasters
      @DLP-Coasters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@xX_N.Y.P.D_Xx Wrong, it's Takeoff by Ethan Meixsell, do some research

    • @ChetnaSuthar
      @ChetnaSuthar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Macaroni And Nothing Else not even close

  • @BaileyBaratheon
    @BaileyBaratheon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way he walks away at 2:51 has me creasing

  • @sickviscera
    @sickviscera 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    From playing in bands for 11 years, I’ve met multiple versions of every category of musician in this. Even hybrids of them. Once played with a stoner, shit talking, diva. That was an interesting time.

  • @redlenseglasses4111
    @redlenseglasses4111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    all I can think of at 2:20 is the KNEE-work tattoo
    GET IT
    IT'S A KEY WORK
    oN HIS KNEE
    I should go outside more.

    • @moseypariz6106
      @moseypariz6106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mallowmari another child of the fence! :D

    • @justenmolnar8999
      @justenmolnar8999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you fellow COTF!! Lol

  • @bomberdrum_thereal3452
    @bomberdrum_thereal3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:37 he put his phone in a cup holder

  • @Lorenzo-xf3jq
    @Lorenzo-xf3jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:31 he honestly sings very good

  • @littlesquidward8117
    @littlesquidward8117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "So you just wanna cover highway to hell or something"
    R.I.P Malcolm Young

  • @shaddow2022
    @shaddow2022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think Jared had way too much fun with the Fashion Queen one.

  • @josephsteve9949
    @josephsteve9949 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much for this video, This is what I've been needing

  • @thenerdofthenorth8205
    @thenerdofthenorth8205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm somehow the Fill-In, while also being the drummer and being a full member of the band.

  • @E-MusicProductions
    @E-MusicProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Your opinion doesn't really matter you know... microaggression detected!

  • @rockxhero
    @rockxhero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I've totally been that bass player & has been there!

  • @xanhteps8667
    @xanhteps8667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you're thia hot you're always warm. That's a great line.

  • @g3nar023
    @g3nar023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:44 when Jared like here we go again and the way that guy starts coughing 🤣

  • @larfanformersalat0220
    @larfanformersalat0220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Gimli s already drunk again!

    • @vincemindas
      @vincemindas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I heard he drank heroin from a fire hose before this

    • @heaththedrummer666
      @heaththedrummer666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vincent Mindas RIP

  • @chiefshep5885
    @chiefshep5885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    03:30 "Did I tell you - I'm that Buckethead?" LOOOOOOL

  • @BorthrHossMC
    @BorthrHossMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "None of these are me"
    3:51
    "Welp"

  • @niteshades_promise
    @niteshades_promise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    every musician ive ever jammed with was in this.😂🍻

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jared plays the Insecure Guy too well.

  • @echoingmelodies
    @echoingmelodies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the last one is every vocalist I ever worked with omfg

    • @MegaDylan180
      @MegaDylan180 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Myke Murphy my old drummer used to just constantly get High and not rehearse, constantly annoyed me

  • @GarethFerguson
    @GarethFerguson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:37 11 days later and he's still wearing the same clothes

  • @karimnedal9714
    @karimnedal9714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a bass player, i demand more respect

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    JOOOoooOOooOoOOOooOOOSH

    • @timothymckane6362
      @timothymckane6362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *AREYOUHAVINGFUNONTOURJOSH*

    • @confused5292
      @confused5292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's my name don't wear it out

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Earth DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    • @Sebastian-ci8zb
      @Sebastian-ci8zb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mackenzie 8 is a shit "musiciaaaaaaaaaaan" :D

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sebastian2003! DO NOT BULLY THE DUNSHINE. Also he is amazing drummer.

  • @tywebb7744
    @tywebb7744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Forgot the no show-er

    • @spencergallucci5309
      @spencergallucci5309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean the singer?

    • @deuxhuanim8239
      @deuxhuanim8239 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean... People aren't showers. (shots myself in the head)

  • @HoboCharnas
    @HoboCharnas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:21 the Caleb shomo effect

  • @spencerlee4410
    @spencerlee4410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:24 rare footage of toby migure preparing for spiderman 3