Looks like they were right with the "flawless execution". The franchise looks like it's been well and truly executed. Hung, drawn and quartered in fact.
raspymorten it's essentially a rip off that's been ported to a mobile that got ported to console the ported again to a pc and someone decided to make it $50
I really liked the look of the coaster construction in this game - looks like it could be even more flexible than the one in Planet Coaster. But yeah, the rest of this game is crap.
Artur Araújo but worse roller coasters (side note: I've heard the word(s) "Roller Coaster" so many time in the past 72 hours they have completely lost all meaning)
BountifulGames And, just how many people will know that reference as opposed to the more common insinuation that they're on coke, like any corporate man?
What drugs are you on? Unless your PC is shit (in which case, get an upgrade already) Planet Coaster is completely superior in every way by this point.
Yea neither one of those are anymore justifiable in my mind. But people are all about their stuff so hey if you got the money by all means go for it, I just think it's a tad silly and doesn't show much common sense.
RCTW is like Parkitect and Planet Coaster's Weird cousin who never wears deodorant but has rich parents. You don't want to put up with him, but he's there.
+Ultitronic Atari isn't a giant anymore. They're like 1/1000 of themselves today. They fell from grace in 1983 and never recovered. They recently just came out of a bankruptcy recovery plan. It's just not the same anymore.
Atari, though, They managed to ruin an entire industry one time. It would be like Coca Cola making a soft drink so bad that everyone stopped buying Pepsi.
Atari has been a very poor company ever since RollerCoaster Tycoon 3D that's why they had a cash grab iOS ap that we will not mention and also why they hired obscure cheap as heck developers. 3 of them.
they did die in the 90s. remember the jaguar? that was their last thing ever. the RCT series has nothing to do with atari, it only borrowed the atari name from Infogrames, a french company that owns the rights.
fuck up as old as time. reversing the LOD order for reflections. which in turn mean it will run worse the more zoomed out you are cause it's rendering higher textures in larger numbers
@btRaddex I guess they forgot that Steam issues refunds now. In any case, this is a reason why nobody should buy a game, or any other product, based on brand recognition alone.
Its called the altari Inc is getting greed with there microtransaction game that the original developers of roller tycoon got angry and split off from the company and created a much better game, while Altari, Inc knew nothing of creating an actual good game so decided to take Roller Tycoon 2, not 3 and slap a new name over the old one and place it out as a new game for more money just for those people who enjoy the original games and don't pay attention to the world and don't see that there is a better game for less money that is a hell of a lot better then this shit, that should be removed and burned in hell.
Busch Gardens, the one in Williamsburg at least, has pretty great pasta in Italy. Used to be better, but it's still really good. Possibly my favorite place to eat in the park.
I don't think we have Italian at Six Flags New England but you can get sushi. I mean unless it's Disney or Universal you go to an amusement park expecting to settle for marginal overpriced food.
I got an Arby's and I even have AdBlocker. Never had Commercials on his Chan before. YouFool must be Fucking around again. Also the Video fades to black and just stops then restarts 2 seconds before it stopped. Ads?????
T- S'ONLY GOT 50 FUCKING FOLLOWERS? FUCking hell my Nan LITERALLY HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THAN HER! I- Everybody in this fuckin PARK has got more followers than her! I shouldn't have the screen fill up with some TART coming to eat a fuCKING BOWL OF ****PAHSTAH****
What an absolute shit-show of a game. Feel kinda sorry for anyone that didn't research this game before buying it lol very happy i got planet coaster a couple months back :)
Dave Beverley this is exactly what makes me sad. People will know the name because of its Heritage and buy it without knowing there's about other incredible counterparts like parkitect and planet coaster. Makes me sad people will waste their money :(
Josh Cook I preordered since it was a new RCT game. Huge disappointment. Wish they made updates that offered more rides, patches to make it more playable, and maybe a few cheat codes. Ended up buying planet coaster and won’t look back.
But if you want to, you can. If you play games as shit as these though, I bless your soul. Your poor, idiotic, shit soul. Except games that he hates but others like. *looks at goats*
Actually Dan, Atari has made a majority of the RCT series trash. RCT, RCT2, & RCT3 are still good games, but RCT4, RCT World, RCT Touch, and RCT3D are all horrible. "Wait, what's RCT3D?" You might ask. Well, even more sneakily than the way they released touch, they actually released a 3DS RCT game a few years back, and no one talked about it!!! That's how sneaky this release was! It was so bad they had little to no marketing for it except the official website, which is now offline. So yeah, now thanks to RCT Touch, a majority of the series is shit instead of just half of it being shit. Thanks Atari.
BountifulGames Umm, no. Planet Coaster is a spiritual successor, RCT3D/4/World/Touch are all real sequels (No matter how much we wish Planet Coaster was the real sequel.)
BountifulGames I don't think you understand what the word "real" means. Planet Coaster is the true sequel to RCT3, but it's not the real sequel because it isn't a RCT game.
Are you aware that Atari published RCT3 and RCTW? Frontier Developments, the creators of Planet Coaster, developed the expansions for RCT2, the core game and the expansions for RCT3 and now Planet Coaster. So, your perspective of Atari making RCT franchise trash is wildly incorrect. It merely published the two most recent games.
Possible exploit? When you know that an influencer is showing up, could you jack up the price of the food that they will review to like $20K? They have to buy it no matter what to review.
As it seems the person didnt even show up, probably due to the entrance fee, i don't think so. Also as they're a physical person in the park like everyone else and they probably have a limited amount of money on them like all past RCT games, once again i don't think so. I also doubt there's not a maximum price.
I love how some developers just go ahead and whoop AAA dev's arse on their own franchises nowadays: Cities: Skylines is the best SimCity ever made, and Planet Coaster is the best Rollercoaster Tycoon ever made. Meanwhile, the latest REAL SimCity is complete shite with Always On DRM and gamebreaking issues that made it necessary to use PAID DLC to bypass them, and Rollercoaster Tycoon World has gone through several devs, released years late and yet managed to produce something that feels like it was made over night.
On behalf of the rest of Canada and especially the province of Quebec, I would like to profusely apologize for Nvizzio's existence. We're so sorry, world. (And also Ubisoft, because holy shit did we drop the ball on what could have been greatness. Just... most of our games suck, really. I might just as well pre-emptively apologize for whatever shitshow Mass Effect Andromeda is going to turn out to be, since Bioware Montreal had a massive, grabby hand in it, apparently.) Sorry, eh.
+Rhyme Bito I thought the Canadians-apologize joke was widely accepted enough to make a riff about it, but okay. J'peux t'envoyer chier en français si tu préfères. Comme ça tu pourras chiâler à propos des français qui sont insupportables. :)
Low detail, simplified play, oddly chunky UI... on unity.... This is going to come out for mobile and was partially developed with that in mind. Guaren-fucken-tee it.
I still play RCT3. Planet coaster is to difficult for me to grasp. RCT3 is easy and still fun to play. It’s held up over the years. I’ve never tried this game though. Not sure if it’s hard to learn like planet coaster
Just noticed that the people are walking on all paths. Planet Coaster, they don't, they wont walk down some pointless path in the middle of nowhere. They wont even get off at stations with nothing around. Atari really doesn't give a shit anymore do they?
I've heard that Atari passed this game off to multiple developers. I mean, just imagine: someone says, "Those other guys who are better than you couldn't make this work in 3 years or less, so you try to make it work in 6 months or less." And then it keeps getting passed along until one company gets this horrid abomination and has to salvage something out of it without rebuilding from the ground up otherwise they don't get paid. Like they don't even know how the game's set up because someone else programmed the thing and they're expected to make a triple-A game out of that. Edit: Dan actually says that at the start of the video. Fuck me.
prodieseltrucker prodieseltrucker I really feel like the devs are getting a bad rap and a lot of shit for something that's really Atari's fault, if they weren't trying to cash grab and force this game out as hard as they can it might have actually been better. Fdev know how to make a coaster game and I've got a suspicion that the 4 devs Atari forced (probably at gunpoint) don't have anywhere near as much experience in making games. If the devs did have experience then they were probably told what to put in the game, even if it was detrimental to the overall game.
so Planet Coaster is the real sequel to RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 and RollerCoaster Tycoon World is a crapy knock-off from a different developer that somehow owns the right to use the roller coaster tycoon name?
If you're on Google Chrome (as I am) you might get ads from time to time - it's a bug. Also, I'm not entirely sure which is the 'good' one, but at least one version of Adblocker or Adblocker Plus has sold out and allows companies to purchase their way onto an auto-whitelist. Not sure how that's legal TBH - sounds a bit like blackmail.
I'm more on the camp of "support content creators directly." Ads have been objectively getting worse and more scummy over the years and I've seen ads which are more or less malware. Until the ads clean up their shit, I'm not turning off ad block, but until we all turn off ad block, ads are going to get worse and more people are going to block. Its a vicious cycle that doesnt benefit anyone. In this day and age, Patreon is a god send
Call me old fashion but RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 was the best of the whole saga..... I could play that freaking game for 10 hours without a blink .....One of my favorites games in life
David Moyer Sadly this is true, for me, it started when they removed Tix and decided you had to BUY Robux to be able to get ANY sort of clothes or anything...
Noooo nooooo nooo. It started after they started slowly making their events worse and worse. All the while people slowly making less and less inspired games, now it's all microtransaction pointless minigames with pandering to an impatient demographic.
See this games like a painting, sometimes you have to stand back and look at it to get the best of it. Except, this painting was made by Hellen Keller.
You made me laugh out loud throughout this video... you managed to say in so many expletives how I feel about this game.... I really want to love this game but can't.... thanks for keeping me entertained with your acerbic commentary...
Choosing between this and planet coaster is like choosing between little Debbie pumpkin snack cakes and great value brownies. You choose what's given by the makers not the product.
And this is the exact reason I have refused to reinstall the game since I had the beta..... I couldn't even get a refund because it kept glitching out, and when I reported it, I NEVER heard back from anyone at all. Made me lose faith in steam too a little bit.
You know why you need time waster because sometimes you need to watch sludge thicken for half an hour at a time for four fucking hours.Sometimes you just need something to stop your soul being crushed by reality.
Same here, and I'll admit, I did feel a little bit sorry for him. He had wanted to present a car show all his life, but he was just simply in the wrong place at the very, very wrong time.
This is just amazing! really enjoy watching Dan play broken games, specially ones where in the past the game was amazing and then some muppet comes along and destroys our childhood.
I just love the image around 38:18 Where they just put the same numbers in over and over. Money: 1253k, people: 1234, Coins: 125 125 125 (no ","), and Tickets: 13 245 (again no ",")
The TRUE rollercoaster tycoon series:
Rollercoaster Tycoon 1
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
Rollercoaster Tycoon 3
Parkitect
Planet Coaster.
We're all agreed? Good.
What do you mean true? Nothing beyond that exists.
Agreed 100%
I agree completely. Just like I agree with the existence of only two Zoo Tycoon games and Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis.
And now you reminded me of Operation Genesis and how we never got an official sequel to that :(
Remember the lego park game? Even that is better than this.
Looks like they were right with the "flawless execution". The franchise looks like it's been well and truly executed. Hung, drawn and quartered in fact.
What shitty Planet Coaster mod is this?!?
Nick Jonker lol
Sadly it's not a mod
I wish it was a mod
Nah. this is like one of those Moblie Rip off games that are fucking horrible.
raspymorten it's essentially a rip off that's been ported to a mobile that got ported to console the ported again to a pc and someone decided to make it $50
Nerdcubed: *calls someone a sex offender*
Nerdcubed to the same guy: *Asks if he's Jesus christ*
pilotgaming Jesus does like pedophiles after all he does hire them
Sounds like Dan has mispronounced Muhammad. *wink* *wink*
pilotgaming Sounds about right
Jullius, Uuuuuuuhm wat
That Gaming Channel 9000 A large amount of priests are pedos
To be honest I like watching Dan play shit games :D
ChickenNulty [jaffa] Same
Lttlemoi that word is something else. I like it
I think we all like to watch a train crash every now and then.
Me too, also funny. I laughed at this video.
I really liked the look of the coaster construction in this game - looks like it could be even more flexible than the one in Planet Coaster. But yeah, the rest of this game is crap.
Dan slightly becomes Gordon Ramsay when he reviews shitty games
"Slightly"
DasTitano only slightly?
Ok ok.. He's more then slightly :P
DasTitano Much more :P
DasTitano lmao I was just watching kitchen nightmares
Just came from a 37 minutes long video about Dan playing with Roller Coasters, only to come here... where Dan is playing with more roller coasters.
Artur Araújo but shittier roller coasters
Artur Araújo but worse roller coasters
(side note: I've heard the word(s) "Roller Coaster" so many time in the past 72 hours they have completely lost all meaning)
Connor Andersson Yea? Roller Coaster Roller Coaster Roller Coaster Roller Coaster Roller Coaster Roller Coaster Fuck you and your beliefs Roller Coaster Roller Coaster Roller Coaster Roller Coaster Roller Coaster
Artur Araújo well this year really has been a roller coaster haha haha haha haha haha I'm so fucking funny
crazydogrio May I ask what the fuck a "dogrio" is?
OMG DAN YOUR SO BIASED AND UNFAIR ITS NOT THEIR FAULT THEY SPENT ALL THE MONEY ON COCAINE AND HOOKERS AND TRIED TO DESIGN A GAME WHILE USING BOTH
James Page (rip ant simulator) :(
blackjack and hookers*
+ender_scythe cocaine and hookers*
no... blackjack makes more sense if you knew the origin of the phrase blackjack and hookers
BountifulGames And, just how many people will know that reference as opposed to the more common insinuation that they're on coke, like any corporate man?
Thanks for reminding me about this awful game... Now I'm gonna go play planet coaster to remove this game from my brain
gferrol118 lol
wow im going to have nightmares about this shit...
LearnYourself Join the club mate.
Wabalaba Dub Dub, amirite?
youre lucky, i had to watch all his videos on P.C including his completes series.
seventeen times
How has this game managed to look WORSE than Roller Coaster Tycoon 3, A 12 YEAR OLD GAME.
rct3 doesn't even look that bad compared to games made in 2016
The Penguin
Tends to happen when you have competent people developing it.
Scott Wallace here we are now with 3 shit games, 2 of them are mobile games
What drugs are you on? Unless your PC is shit (in which case, get an upgrade already) Planet Coaster is completely superior in every way by this point.
1 word: Unity
Chris Sawyer is spinning in his teacup ride
Andrew Parsons or he’s rolling in his coaster
he is crying for his raped creature
Chris Sawyer was alive back when u wrote this and is alive now....
@@4rumaniHence why he's spinning in his teacup ride, not his grave
That Apple thing cant be true!
*google
HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE
*google
AND THERE'S A SMALL VERSION, WTF
What a world~
N Squared what apple thing
Omfg it is! Lmao good lord a $300 coffee table book..oh lord...
deadat2 in all fairmess, ferrari has one and it like 5 grand, rolex's is like 1500 (and its encredible btw, js)
Yea neither one of those are anymore justifiable in my mind. But people are all about their stuff so hey if you got the money by all means go for it, I just think it's a tad silly and doesn't show much common sense.
RCTW is like Parkitect and Planet Coaster's Weird cousin who never wears deodorant but has rich parents.
You don't want to put up with him, but he's there.
Watching you rage on a game is one of my great joys in life.
This is what NerdCubed Hell is for.....
*was
Beat me to it lol.
Wait he ended that??
I really hope you're joking.
ByteMe He ended it ages ago with the reboot
How the FUCK does THIS GAME, MADE BY A GIANT CORPORATION, look like TOTAL GARBAGE, while Planet Coaster is graphically 3000 times better
+Ultitronic Atari isn't a giant anymore. They're like 1/1000 of themselves today. They fell from grace in 1983 and never recovered. They recently just came out of a bankruptcy recovery plan. It's just not the same anymore.
Atari, though, They managed to ruin an entire industry one time. It would be like Coca Cola making a soft drink so bad that everyone stopped buying Pepsi.
answer: outsource the game to an entirely different studio.
Atari has been a very poor company ever since RollerCoaster Tycoon 3D that's why they had a cash grab iOS ap that we will not mention and also why they hired obscure cheap as heck developers. 3 of them.
Darkstar Archangel RCTW is is nvizzio's only game that they ever made at this time (Ik they're working on their own game currently)
...Wait...This isn't the cave.
It isn't? KIDS COVER YOUR EYES!
DON'T LET YOUR KIDS WATCH THIS!
Picture matches up.
It's a much darker trip.
this is hell
17:35 the girl hovers above the ground and then just pees herself! What?
Alex Davidson
Demons are assholes like that.
+Alex Davidson - haHA good catch, that is weird AF
I think she did that because she realized that she's in the wrong roller coaster game.
Can someone put Atari out of it's misery now?
WeirdoTZero
Why is it still alive? It should have died back in the 80's.
The 80's were Atari's Prime
We've tried many times, but they keep coming back from the dead.
If Atari died in the 80's we wouldn't have the RCT franchise. Obviously none of us care about RCTM +, but 1,2, and 3 were good games.
they did die in the 90s. remember the jaguar? that was their last thing ever. the RCT series has nothing to do with atari, it only borrowed the atari name from Infogrames, a french company that owns the rights.
fuck up as old as time. reversing the LOD order for reflections. which in turn mean it will run worse the more zoomed out you are cause it's rendering higher textures in larger numbers
How the fuck do you let that shit slide? Who thought, "Oh shit, time to release the game," without noticing.
Atari doesn't care, people would jump at the name "rollercoaster tycoon" by the time you realize it's awful, they have your money
where did you learn that
@btRaddex
I guess they forgot that Steam issues refunds now. In any case, this is a reason why nobody should buy a game, or any other product, based on brand recognition alone.
Nobody Important
yeah I know
WE GO FROM A GREAT GAME TO LITERAL SHIT?! HOW?
Kieran Rolfe that's nerdcubed for you
Ikr
The Call Of Duty of Roller Coaster Park Builder Series.
Its called the altari Inc is getting greed with there microtransaction game that the original developers of roller tycoon got angry and split off from the company and created a much better game, while Altari, Inc knew nothing of creating an actual good game so decided to take Roller Tycoon 2, not 3 and slap a new name over the old one and place it out as a new game for more money just for those people who enjoy the original games and don't pay attention to the world and don't see that there is a better game for less money that is a hell of a lot better then this shit, that should be removed and burned in hell.
Rollerholocauster is why
who the fuck gets pasta at a amusement park? not even something like Disney or Universal, just a any old day amusement park.
The one I go to used to but it got taken down and got replaced by turkey legs. I wounder why...
Busch Gardens, the one in Williamsburg at least, has pretty great pasta in Italy. Used to be better, but it's still really good. Possibly my favorite place to eat in the park.
Alton Towers has a pizza and pasta buffet
I don't think we have Italian at Six Flags New England but you can get sushi.
I mean unless it's Disney or Universal you go to an amusement park expecting to settle for marginal overpriced food.
Who else got a Planet Coaster advert before the video? ;)
I got an Arby's and I even have AdBlocker. Never had Commercials on his Chan before. YouFool must be Fucking around again. Also the Video fades to black and just stops then restarts 2 seconds before it stopped. Ads?????
ravenlorans Maybe don't use an Ad-Blocker? Not like it's a shitty thing to do anyway...
Damien Kent Me xD
Damien Kent I don't get ads I have TH-cam red
Jullius Correia cool story, bro.
"Based in Canada"
OH GOD IM SO SORRY WORLD!!!
Canada's Bacon Bacon does not have to be sorry. Bacon is never bad.
Canada's Bacon its ok, The Long Dark makes up for any of Canada's wrongdoings so far.
I too on behalf of Canada apologize for the shit that this company has created.
Some Canadians are apologizing for no good reason here. Interesting. Do any of you know where I can get free maple syrup?
In my defense, I am a walking Canadian stereotype. My house is filled with maple syrup and hockey sticks :p
8:41 "Remember, *for a small fee*, you can move elements after you've placed them with the Move Tool."
I keep coming back to this video just for the "PastaPoeta" influencer rant, so good!
T- S'ONLY GOT 50 FUCKING FOLLOWERS? FUCking hell my Nan LITERALLY HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THAN HER! I- Everybody in this fuckin PARK has got more followers than her! I shouldn't have the screen fill up with some TART coming to eat a fuCKING BOWL OF ****PAHSTAH****
What an absolute shit-show of a game. Feel kinda sorry for anyone that didn't research this game before buying it lol very happy i got planet coaster a couple months back :)
Dave Beverley this is exactly what makes me sad. People will know the name because of its Heritage and buy it without knowing there's about other incredible counterparts like parkitect and planet coaster. Makes me sad people will waste their money :(
Yeah i was actually thinking of buying this piece of shit then i watched dans video on it and now i bought planet coaster thanks dan for saving my ass
Josh Cook I preordered since it was a new RCT game. Huge disappointment. Wish they made updates that offered more rides, patches to make it more playable, and maybe a few cheat codes. Ended up buying planet coaster and won’t look back.
"Well spank me vigorously and call me Jezebel..."
-NerdCubed 2016
I think somebody forgot to put a minus in their reflection code. Oh, and the quality control department seems to have left a few out.
JaffaCraze "What is quality control?" -Atari
I think what went wrong there is that they're using a vertex shader for reflection and then a garbage pixel shader on top. Also they forgot to QA.
nerdcubed plays it so we don't have to
Nostalgia Nerd? Critic cubed?
But if you want to, you can. If you play games as shit as these though, I bless your soul. Your poor, idiotic, shit soul. Except games that he hates but others like. *looks at goats*
Actually Dan, Atari has made a majority of the RCT series trash. RCT, RCT2, & RCT3 are still good games, but RCT4, RCT World, RCT Touch, and RCT3D are all horrible. "Wait, what's RCT3D?" You might ask. Well, even more sneakily than the way they released touch, they actually released a 3DS RCT game a few years back, and no one talked about it!!! That's how sneaky this release was! It was so bad they had little to no marketing for it except the official website, which is now offline. So yeah, now thanks to RCT Touch, a majority of the series is shit instead of just half of it being shit. Thanks Atari.
the thing is, rct4, world, touch, and 3d arent rollercoaster tycoon games. Planet coaster is a roller coaster tycoon game
BountifulGames Umm, no.
Planet Coaster is a spiritual successor, RCT3D/4/World/Touch are all real sequels (No matter how much we wish Planet Coaster was the real sequel.)
***** I count pc as the real sequel because it was actually made by the rct3 developers
BountifulGames I don't think you understand what the word "real" means. Planet Coaster is the true sequel to RCT3, but it's not the real sequel because it isn't a RCT game.
Are you aware that Atari published RCT3 and RCTW? Frontier Developments, the creators of Planet Coaster, developed the expansions for RCT2, the core game and the expansions for RCT3 and now Planet Coaster. So, your perspective of Atari making RCT franchise trash is wildly incorrect. It merely published the two most recent games.
That *unparalleled attention to detail* - shown by the *unparalleled* to the floor NPC.
"Spank me vigorously and call me Jezzabell".
Now we know what he did with Rebecca on their honeymoon.
Oh fuck, the mental images.
*Jezebel. A villainous character from the Bible, whose name now refers to 'a wicked and shameless woman'.
SlothGames Can someone please explain to me what I just read?
EmeraldBayMovies Spank him vigorously and call him Jezzabell.
Possible exploit? When you know that an influencer is showing up, could you jack up the price of the food that they will review to like $20K? They have to buy it no matter what to review.
if they even show up
Who cares, it's not like anyone is going to play this game seriously anyway.
As it seems the person didnt even show up, probably due to the entrance fee, i don't think so. Also as they're a physical person in the park like everyone else and they probably have a limited amount of money on them like all past RCT games, once again i don't think so.
I also doubt there's not a maximum price.
Wait, Canadian dev team? Dan, as a Canadian, I AM SO FUCKING SORRY FOR THESE TWATS! PLEASE FORGIVE US!
same im canadian and fuck these twats
Yes because both you, and them, represent the entire country of Canada.
At least you have Rush and Tim Hortons
Of course you feel that uncontrollable Canadian urge to apologize.
A crap game like this could make a Frenchman apologize.
I love how some developers just go ahead and whoop AAA dev's arse on their own franchises nowadays:
Cities: Skylines is the best SimCity ever made, and Planet Coaster is the best Rollercoaster Tycoon ever made.
Meanwhile, the latest REAL SimCity is complete shite with Always On DRM and gamebreaking issues that made it necessary to use PAID DLC to bypass them, and Rollercoaster Tycoon World has gone through several devs, released years late and yet managed to produce something that feels like it was made over night.
SimCity wasn't that bad. It lacked depth, but I never encountered any gamebreaking issues nor did I ever pay for any DLC.
And Paralives will be the best Sims ever made. EA and Atari need to go bye bye.
12:25
The explosion of rage :,] delightful.
You didn't even Mention RCT3D for the 3DS! Which is also horrifically shit, if it wasn't obvious.
I have that game and spent probably a total of 1 hour playing it before giving up because it is indeed shit.
holy shit that apple book is a real thing
Bradley Turmel yes, sadly
12:25 I may have died a little bit, that was hilarious.
I know you shouldn't judge a game if you haven't played it, but this game literally speaks for itself. :P
On behalf of the rest of Canada and especially the province of Quebec, I would like to profusely apologize for Nvizzio's existence. We're so sorry, world. (And also Ubisoft, because holy shit did we drop the ball on what could have been greatness. Just... most of our games suck, really. I might just as well pre-emptively apologize for whatever shitshow Mass Effect Andromeda is going to turn out to be, since Bioware Montreal had a massive, grabby hand in it, apparently.)
Sorry, eh.
yeah i live in Canada too... well at least its not as bad as the US... wait they make better games... but they make shittier presidents...
LearnYourself I'll eat my tuque if Mass Effect turns out great.
Rhyme Bito yeah... why are we apologizing?
+Rhyme Bito I thought the Canadians-apologize joke was widely accepted enough to make a riff about it, but okay.
J'peux t'envoyer chier en français si tu préfères. Comme ça tu pourras chiâler à propos des français qui sont insupportables. :)
Rhyme Bito S'all good ;) I can apologize on your behalf too if you like.
Low detail, simplified play, oddly chunky UI... on unity.... This is going to come out for mobile and was partially developed with that in mind. Guaren-fucken-tee it.
I still play RCT3. Planet coaster is to difficult for me to grasp. RCT3 is easy and still fun to play. It’s held up over the years. I’ve never tried this game though. Not sure if it’s hard to learn like planet coaster
Just noticed that the people are walking on all paths.
Planet Coaster, they don't, they wont walk down some pointless path in the middle of nowhere.
They wont even get off at stations with nothing around.
Atari really doesn't give a shit anymore do they?
The meltdown at 12:24 may have made my day, especially how he said "pasta". I cried tears, tears of salty joy
I haven't watched the video yet but I'm gonna guess that this game is shit.
Oh God I was right.
Nova Space Heroes yes, you were very, very right.
Nova Space Heroes should've just kept your childhood
Did he just quote Don't Bring Me Down by ELO?
Love this dude
DOOOONT BRING ME DOOOOOOOOOWN, BRUUCE!
The people that made this game should be banned from ever making more games of any sort
I honestly don't blame the developer too much, I'm fairly certain Atari(Infogrames) put as little money as possible into the development of this game.
Wasn't Atari/Infogrames out of business or something?
I've heard that Atari passed this game off to multiple developers. I mean, just imagine: someone says, "Those other guys who are better than you couldn't make this work in 3 years or less, so you try to make it work in 6 months or less." And then it keeps getting passed along until one company gets this horrid abomination and has to salvage something out of it without rebuilding from the ground up otherwise they don't get paid. Like they don't even know how the game's set up because someone else programmed the thing and they're expected to make a triple-A game out of that.
Edit: Dan actually says that at the start of the video. Fuck me.
At least they didn't give it to the No Man's Sky guys lol
prodieseltrucker prodieseltrucker I really feel like the devs are getting a bad rap and a lot of shit for something that's really Atari's fault, if they weren't trying to cash grab and force this game out as hard as they can it might have actually been better. Fdev know how to make a coaster game and I've got a suspicion that the 4 devs Atari forced (probably at gunpoint) don't have anywhere near as much experience in making games. If the devs did have experience then they were probably told what to put in the game, even if it was detrimental to the overall game.
Looks like a Chinese knock off of planet coaster
But worse.
Take a shot every time Dan swears
TGX I would be dead after 3 seconds
32:10 "YEA--..........." Pricless!
HOLY FUCK. I LITERALLY GOT A PLANTER COASTER AD ON THIS VIDEO.
its because he put planet coaster in his tags
Fallout 4: Nuka World is a better amusement/theme park game than Rollercoaster Tycoon World.
"WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME YOU WILL DIE ONE DAY!" Dan can you put this on a T-shirt please?
so Planet Coaster is the real sequel to RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 and RollerCoaster Tycoon World is a crapy knock-off from a different developer that somehow owns the right to use the roller coaster tycoon name?
11:44 "Influenza incoming"
It's sad that your childhood dead now..
CookPiggy atleast their is PC and parckitect
Valkiwi a Yeh but sadly it isn't rollercoaster franchise
I'm gonna watch this and then go watch the latest Planet Coaster, because God knows it will be better than this.
Flabbawhatsit 40+ minutes of mining > any amount of time in RTCW
12:31 I love the little quiver on Dan's voice :P
What about Thrilleville? Wasn't that frontier?
Wiz Yep
I loved that game when I was a kid.
Wiz I still play the game to this day xD
Wiz way better than this RCTW shit
I had this on my second monitor with a sly grin on my face whilst building a park in Planet Coaster.
Got a planet coaster ad lol
Got an Arby's with AdBlocker turned on. Never had an Ad before on his video. YouFools are Fucking Around again.
remove adblocker
If you're on Google Chrome (as I am) you might get ads from time to time - it's a bug.
Also, I'm not entirely sure which is the 'good' one, but at least one version of Adblocker or Adblocker Plus has sold out and allows companies to purchase their way onto an auto-whitelist. Not sure how that's legal TBH - sounds a bit like blackmail.
I'm more on the camp of "support content creators directly." Ads have been objectively getting worse and more scummy over the years and I've seen ads which are more or less malware. Until the ads clean up their shit, I'm not turning off ad block, but until we all turn off ad block, ads are going to get worse and more people are going to block. Its a vicious cycle that doesnt benefit anyone.
In this day and age, Patreon is a god send
I personally like the Planet Coaster ads, so Frontier being on the white list doesn't bother me.
Call me old fashion but RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 was the best of the whole saga.....
I could play that freaking game for 10 hours without a blink .....One of my favorites games in life
This was so painful to watch...
I'm going back to Planet Coaster.
You're not bad, no no no... RCTW is (to me).
I watched The Grand Tour earlier and it was far better than Evans Top Gear.
Max Murden I stayed up till midnight to watch that. Definately paid off
Cthelab 04 Yeah same, i agree
It looks like it was bloody made in fucking Roblox.
David Moyer A bad roblox builder that is. Which is the majority... We rarely get good people...
David Moyer And the roblox version of this game is better than it. And it was made in 2012.
Diamond Ender I don't know, Roblox is already quite shite.
David Moyer Sadly this is true, for me, it started when they removed Tix and decided you had to BUY Robux to be able to get ANY sort of clothes or anything...
Noooo nooooo nooo. It started after they started slowly making their events worse and worse. All the while people slowly making less and less inspired games, now it's all microtransaction pointless minigames with pandering to an impatient demographic.
See this games like a painting, sometimes you have to stand back and look at it to get the best of it. Except, this painting was made by Hellen Keller.
Ugh indeed. Why even bother releasing this when planet coaster exists?
Odd how I miss watching a person make a cave from scratch for four episodes. Five right after this.
You made me laugh out loud throughout this video... you managed to say in so many expletives how I feel about this game.... I really want to love this game but can't.... thanks for keeping me entertained with your acerbic commentary...
"Under Deco and Lights a 'Metal Vent' with a picture of a door, with a picture of a keyboard down there [as icon]"
Truly Amazing.
15 seconds in and you're out roasting the DNC. My man!
RCT World looks like a cheap middle east version of Planet Coaster.
Are we dealing with Unearthed: Ibn Batuta levels of Jankiness?
#notmycoaster #planetcoastsworld #Imwithplanetcoaster
25:31 Did she just flip off Dan?
I feel so bad for you knowing that every minute you waste on this game, you're thinking of the time that you could have spent in planet coaster ^^
Choosing between this and planet coaster is like choosing between little Debbie pumpkin snack cakes and great value brownies. You choose what's given by the makers not the product.
UGH THIS IS CRAP
Not the content, the game
in other news the sky is blue
*Walt Disney opens a pack of playing cards• "hope there's a mascot in this one and maybe a roller coaster"
Love your 180 of attitude from planet coaster to this hahahaha
who would go to a theme park, to just eat fucking pasta?
And this is the exact reason I have refused to reinstall the game since I had the beta..... I couldn't even get a refund because it kept glitching out, and when I reported it, I NEVER heard back from anyone at all. Made me lose faith in steam too a little bit.
then there's the 2 people who dislikes it
Patrick Star probably the ones who made this pile of shit
Patrick Star no the rest of the team has disliked it
+owen brady There was a team making this game!?
I haven't watched the video, but I feel like this game is gonna get a good old Dan Exposing
Poop game of the year?
Poop game of the year
Love how he spontaneously express himself by adding 'fuck/fucking' on most of his sentences. :)))
love that 6fps background at the title screen
16:05 someone's seen Hunt For The Wilderpeople, and recently too.
Had a Planet Coaster ad before this ahaha
You know why you need time waster because sometimes you need to watch sludge thicken for half an hour at a time for four fucking hours.Sometimes you just need something to stop your soul being crushed by reality.
This is why I've lost faith in all developers and publishers. Shit like this puts a black mark on the industry.
1983
I fell asleep during this and woke up to him flooding his park.....then fell asleep again and woke up to people defying gravity and walking sideways.
I didn't like top gear 2016 but I like Chris evens
Fox Gaming/AlexD8282 agreed
Same here, and I'll admit, I did feel a little bit sorry for him. He had wanted to present a car show all his life, but he was just simply in the wrong place at the very, very wrong time.
Chris Evans is a twat
Nah he's loud, obnoxious and tries to be funny but isn't on pretty much every show he's been on
This is just amazing! really enjoy watching Dan play broken games, specially ones where in the past the game was amazing and then some muppet comes along and destroys our childhood.
When u scroll past the thumbnail and see the rollercoaster tycoon logo then look at it closer and it's just rollercoaster tycoon world...
You're all forgetting one important thing here.
Atari made the E.T. game and raised the bar pretty high. They have a tradition to uphold.
That UI looks like it was ment for tablets.
aanndd I just saw the end. Nice.
37:18 Look at the numbers at the top, they haven't even tried to pretend they haven't hacked in the currencies and visitors
Litarlly all mobile game preview images look like that because the devs want to have something to show very quickly and easily
I just love the image around 38:18 Where they just put the same numbers in over and over. Money: 1253k, people: 1234, Coins: 125 125 125 (no ","), and Tickets: 13 245 (again no ",")