Afghanistan Veteran Learns His Wife Cheated During His Tour Of Duty (Full Episode) | Paternity Court
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- Threlkeld v. Threlkeld: A U.S. veteran learns that his wife was unfaithful while he was serving in Afghanistan, calling into question the paternity of his young daughter.
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Afghanistan Veteran Learns His Wife Cheated During His Tour Of Duty (Full Episode) | Paternity Court
• Afghanistan Veteran Le...
Season 1, Episode 26
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He was serving his country and she was serving the local countryside.
briquetaverne my son was at war and his wife did the same thing. She lost.
Hahahahaha
Christina Works your son fought a war that was for oil and land , you shoulda told him to do something good for ppl instead of blowing up innocent kids in the Middle East
You know, that actually has some twisted logic to it lol.
He was serving the country while she was breaking backs
That man is dodging more bullets in USA than in Afghanistan
Neko iz Kraja 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
410th like and *Oooooooooohhhhh*
This deserves more credit!
😂😂😂😂True
He’s basically Neo from The Matrix
My hubby left for Vietnam the first year of our marriage. 66-67. I was home with a newborn baby…..I never once even considered cheating on him! I made a commitment to him when we married. I was at the airport with our 18 month old baby girl when he returned home. I missed him so much! He is sitting with me right now….we celebrate 58 years of marriage this October. I still am in love with my soldier! 🇺🇸❤️
❤❤❤
That's awesome🥰😍❤️❤️
That's awesome😍🥰❤️
Aww 🥰 SO sweet. That’s awesome and amazing. They don’t make them like that anymore.
Well said, congratulations =)
As a military spouse for forty years SHE makes me absolutely sick!!! This man deserves better!
Proud on you!!!!
She's disgusting.
This man has obviously a lot of problems himself...as we see till end of case.
24 years and deployed for 9 years.
After I retired found out wife had many relationships over the years. Her thing was be happy I am here for you now. So get over it . Broke my heart.
GIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST TODAY
He was serving the country and she was serving the streets
Not "serving" but servicing.
@@robertcuminale1212 right
Robert Cuminale Both needed, sir. Role model family. We could thanks both, for their servicing! Not many family's has that honor!
He was killed innocent people that is karma
sucad Osman hes protecting his country
He served the country, while his wife served other men 🤢
Well they are both helping society...
She's nasty.
@Ike Vr he was just following orders. This world requires money and power to function.
@Ike Vr yeah without people like him you would be in a camp right now so take that as you will
😄
I'm in shock that his family wasn't there to greet him back home. Blows my mind!
I've been on eight deployments and I've only had family meet me once. I know how he feels.
Using kids as your personal weapon from either side is just sick.
That man was crying on the inside when no one clapped and cheered for him
That just makes me sad...
When I graduated boot camp no one was there for me. I could feel his pain!😭
@@Barkley2010 I feel bad for you
ko 3 ❤️❤️
That's feminism at work for you
Guys the military literally gives you lectures on avoiding women like this lol.
people change. Powerpoint presentations cant tell you how someone will be in the future.
@@indiejones4683 People don't change all that much unless they have something like a near death experience
@@DarkEpicPheonix That depends on the individual, I can say with certainty no one in my family has had a near death or traumatizing experience and they've seen quite the change.
My mama gave me a lecture about avoiding a man that doesn’t let a women speak lol
TheDalmah
You have obviously never met people who were willing to change.
I LOVE THIS JUDGE SHE GIVES IT TO YOU STRAIGHT AND BACK UPS INNOCENT PEOPLE. We need more judges like this
Son, we are grateful to you for serving your country. Welcome back home !!. your country will always admire and love you. I wish you the best in getting your life together and father your kids that you truly loved and missed. we all hug you !!!
Thank you for your service 🇺🇸
@@Gramcracker72 'Service' by raping women and girls, running narcotic gangs and killing innocent people? That's one helluva service, I agree.
The sad thing is that the wife thinks everyone there is on her side
'the wife'
@@cezarstefanseghjucan "ex wife"
It's not sad, it's actually funny🤣🤣
Spidy on jahhh💀💀
Facts
“Anybody got a quarter” man this guy deserves so much better.
Hadeel Shoaib the way he acts and doesn’t like her answer a question no he deserves to be alone since he doesn’t let anyone talk.
I wish he said: "cause she only has singles"
@@MsLovelylez ok boomer
@@MsLovelylez This man is bitter and angry. He sick of her lies. And 5 grand is more than enough to take care of a family of two kids. Modest living not extravagant living.
@@sweetdreamweaverart I raise 4 kids with a *_lot_* less than that every month. It isn't actually that hard to do.
That’s horrible the sad part is that she didn’t deserve him. Keep your head up man and god bless you and thank you for your service ❤️🙏
What service? I wouldn't call Afghanistan and Iraq service, sabotage maybe but service no
She says, "We got married too young." She wants her freedom, Man. Leave her. Seek joint custody of your children.
Well said!
she will lose her $ as dependent from the Fed
I hate when people call cheating a “mistake”
yeah waya doe
anna does things preach boo!
What else would they call it though? Cheating is a mistake, because it is a bad thing.
jordi de waard cheating isn’t a mistake. A mistake is when you did something on accident. When you cheat you know In you’re right mind that what your doing is wrong so it’s not a mistake if you did it purposefully.
@@jordidewaard2937 No its a choice, a mistake is an accident.
She saying that $60,000 a year isn’t enough for her and her children to live on, but then my family of 6 is living on less than $25,000 a year
if you’re still in school keep grinding bro u deserve more 👍🏽
dbl_ luca thank you bro 🤟
Bro my family living on $15,000 a year
edit: so i just wanna say that i heard wrong, my dad is actually making 100k a year whoops
Polk uhhhhh, that’s a LOT of money
@Polk thats cuz ur egotistical
This happened to me in my first marriage while I was in Afghanistan and I divorced her and didn’t even blink an eye!!! My 2nd wife is amazing and I thank god everyday it happened!!
You were in Afghanistan?
@@alwandalialwandali287 yea in 2011
Were men cheating on their wives a lot there, or no?
Well, I’m sure you blinked a few times but OK.
@@PS-qn4oz yes many if not most of them do unfortunately, on every deployment I was ever on.
Buddy you deserve much better than that. A person who you feel total friendship and good character
I'm sorry but he's too attractive for her imo. She looks 20 years older than him.
She most likely smokes
A salacious lifestyle does that to people.
Probably married when he's a teenager. Before he got into the military.
Kids can do that, but many women destroy their looks trying to look younger than they really are instead of wearing it with grace. I met a woman today actually that was 40, looked like a six, but walked and talked like a 10.
bet if she wasnt at wrong here , you hypocrites going to defend her look
Imagine the children grow up and youtube recommends this video....
Edit : Truth shall prevail...Thanks for 10k likes
😂😂😈😈
Lol, that would be crazy
Eish. It's tough out there
lol
Nandan Vox imagine with their friends 🤣🤣🥴
The wife looks like she is in her late 40's early 50's. And she claims she is too young 🙄.
Cheating is a choice not a mistake !
It doesn't matter, she looks like a 60 year old woman with makeup.
True though
Point
man*
PJ my grandma is 60 and she looks amazing don’t say all 60 year olds look like her
Tough tough bro😂
If she was cheating on him a year after marriage, why haven't they checked the DNA of the other 2 kids?
They mighta have kids before marriage.
Im an army wife,i can see how my husband is very busy and sometimes forgets to do things because he was focus in his orders.Maybe that’s one of the reason why..He is deployed and he can only do little specially if his overseas.
@@unkownboi67is_unavailable62 12:04 here he says "right after our first daughter" so those 2 children are born after their marriage
Bingo
I bet none of the three are his. If he raised them he probably doesn’t want to know as to much time has gone by.
This guy is angry but composed and she is addressing the judge in a good manner.
Sorry Bro you had to deal with this and not have anyone support you, you deserve better!
$5000 a month is more than enough to live even comfortably especially if youre not working for it
Not to mention, tax free.
Wish i made half that.
fr 60 k a year tax free is more than enough for a family even with three kids
He needs to divorce her... She's already figuring out how to go and cheat on him again....
Yeah but 10k is better with almost no work
She lost the moment the court found out he was a soldier
alex ace very true lool
I thought she lost when she was an unfaithful stripper. MB.
@@Astricozy to befair why would he purpously try to get her pregnant in the first place. It not his body being destroyed again
@Volkfire you do realize birth control is NOT 100% AND HE STATED (IN HIS ON TWISTED MIND HE THOUGHT GETTING HER PREGNATE WOULD MAKE HER STOP.) THAT WOULD MOST DEFINALY MAKE IT HIS FAULT. THE THRID PREGNANCY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN OUT OF LOVE OR DESIRE FOR ANOTHER CHILD BUT A DESPREATE ACT OF CONTROL.
So true
He was fighting two wars!! One in Afghanistan and the other on his home front 😢😢😢😢
😔 sad
This guy deserves more❤
Wife: we got married to young Husband: then you should have said NO
I get what you're saying and agree but in the military that happens pretty often
@@anonymoustroll4195 sadly very true
ANONYMOUS TROLL that doesn’t make it an excuse.
Dillon L at all 💯🙏🏽
@@lalloo93 no it does u
It a hole category on instagram
He's crazy if he doesn't dump her. She's beyond despicable.
Yes
What bout the kid
They both need counseling. They are stuck together. Who would look after the children (3) Who will raise the innocent kids. Maturity counts when making a decision to go into wedlock. It involves a huge responsibility. This wife was still nostalgic about 'girlhood' and freedom to rock.
Dumping isn't that easy with the 3 kids now.
@Steven Turner Especially in war zones like those, it's hard to bring family over to stay😢
She has three kids and she’s doing all this stuff while her husband is serving our country, she is despicable! No other person would’ve stayed with the girl after she completely betrayed the gentleman over and over.
As a former Marine..I saw this play out time and time again! We were told in Boot Camp...do NOT get married...
What really choked me up was when no one showed up to welcome him home :(
Fili check me out! I’m a violinist
Dang..... that's just sad
Fili that’s true
Blount Juice Self advertising on a comment, get a life.
Total Sweet uhhh I think yah stated ur opinion like 10+ times... :/
CHEATING IS NOT A MISTAKE!!!! IT IS A CONSCIOUS CHOICE.
Johnny Rodriguez Facts
Johnny Rodriguez yea but still you shouldn’t do it, better ways to go about it
If only more people understood that!
Semper Fi
In today's world cheating is a norm and the love died out
Wow. Wife AND mother of the year all in one.
She’s a keeper fellas
It happens a whole lot more than you can imagine. If you were or are in the service, you know this is fact.
Jody is never far away
@@slappy200that's why he called the baby JB. Jody's baby.
The children are the biggest losers in this train wreck. Poor kids.
宇宙不思議な it’s common knowledge you don’t marry strippers
TJack Survival Imagine she gets the children... their life is going to be terrible
They really are it hurts u and it will forever be in ur mind
Those poor kids.😭
@@TJackSurvival it's common knowledge not to marry guys in the army too tho, they cheat while they're over seas 🤷♀️ in a marriage they're not supposed to be away from eachother that long it never works sadly 😔
The fact she doesn’t acknowledge she’s done wrong is just enough
Your Mum been there
Most women think they are above men. So doing them wrong is no big deal.
@@justinblackfacetrudeau8943 How dare you. That is such a blanket, unfair statement.
@@horseluver4ever623 I mean, maybe. Given that like 50% of babies born to UK moms aren't the husbands shows that there are certainly quite a few unfaithful people out there as unfortunate as it is.
She deserves jail for what she did even though it isn't illegal it should be
“I think they call that a dress” 😂😂😂
I can't get over all these unfaithful people. Once trust is broken that's it
This is evidence Karen isn't just a hairstyle, it's a mindset.
ooooooof
Preach bro
A disease
im deseased
👁️👄👁️
The wife: "A $5000 welfare isnt enough to support the kids."
The judge: *do you have brain damage?*
Not just that but as a military family is medical not free, you can shop at the PX and was she get housing subsidy? On top of the 5 grand.
Yes, yes she does
She should be lucky enough to get that....my family hardly has anything.
Brain damage needs an existing and functioning brain. She doesnt have one
Tom Herrison do you have thine brain hurting juice?
This is so common in the Military.
Thank you for the extra ending 😍🥰♥️💯❣️
Military or not we as men have to stop giving women like this second chances.
He is in a tight spot, she takes half his wealth and half his future wealth, this realization is why most men buckle and give them a "second chance". What you need to do as a man is actually get to know the woman you're about to sign the next 18-25 years of your life too and decide if the risk is worth it. Most sane men will come to the proper conclusion and any guy that still wants to go through with it try 3-5 years before children and marriage, most relationships anymore have a 1-2 year shelf life.
@@Twisted86 or get a prenup
@@TheFlyingClutchman Problem in prenups the other spouse will make accusations about you not loving them enough lol.
Can also get an "absolute decree" like a post prenup. Look into it my fellow brothers 👌🏻
Green Nimbus25 when your in the military I think there’s a rule where if your married and get separated you have to give her half
Looking at her, I'd be questioning the paternity of ALL the kids.
@ALLAH Shaitan LULLA
@@3aeren you have a weird name too
Murdered by words
You can't change a mut into a housewife.
Tealler Davis That’s not a saying it’s more you can’t teach an old dog new tricks
My ex wife did the same thing, it was a real punch in the gut!
The moment I saw the baby I knew it was his daughter before the test was revealed. The baby looks exactly his father.
5k $ a month, lol what was she feeding her kids? Lobster with gold leafs and russian caviar?
exactly!😂
😂😂😂
You can finance a $200,000 car with that kind of money.
It's just BS what she's saying
Hahaha and I guess they live in country side where is cheaper to rent not like New York or California 🤦🏻♂️
The fish was caught by hand by stalin himself
He should have had a test for the three children, actually.
Agreed !
Just to be safe, personally.
yes
For real, he should have.
I did y’all lol
The children will grow really proud of their mother. Congratulations Ma'am !
Good looking military man; he deserves better.
"Let me finish-"
"The guy:No."
"Let me explain-"
"The honor:No."
It is kinda funny to see a person with the same mindset as the judge against this brainless blonde wig.
Brainless indeed, excuse it''i matured early, that's what they always say'' and you want to relive your adolescent life for how long as a married woman.
He is not a Guy he is a US Veteran who has served for the US
@@evansvelasquez6543 oh sorry-
They just know all her words are lies.
Me : She's a snake
Snake : Come on bro, I'm way better
underrated lol
No kidding
🐍🐍
That’s rude to the snake 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
@@stephanienoblet8503 I'm sorry if I offended any snake. 😔
People, don't disrespect your ownselves by feeling terrible about some girl/guy that has cheated on you.. leave them immediately and save your mental peace.. it's not you, its only and only them.. just move on, you deserve much better!
Her lack of remorse in all of this makes me angry ! I'm disgusted with this...
This woman is disgusting! He's risking his life and she's hooking!
@@AJ-gd5sg I think he's trying to say he knew what she was when he chose to marry her "probably found her stripping" But yeah I agree.
hooking...lol
She has a more masculine chin than he does... He can do WAY better on all fronts. Get a DNA test for all the kids, Fight for Sole or Majority Custody and make her pay stripper child support. Judges side with the Mother 90% of the time, but Cheating, Stripping woman VS well off Loyal Veteran... that's the 10%
Make her take a drug test too, See why she needed over 4k a month.
@@calebblamires8749 that is true but the good men should not suffer for their wives lack of fidelity. Anyways these cases always will always happening so i think that everybody should be aware of the kind of women or men that people are dating to.
@@darlenpenaponceano3094 I agree
Bruh if she’s been cheating all these years then ya need to test all the kids 💀
Oh no-
Exactly
right!
I agree The two other children should be tested too...Its possible that he is not the Father of the two😂
Its sad tho😥
Word
I hope this dude ran from her!
Unbelievable!!!
I was so happy to see the result ❤
He is out in distant lands serving his country, She is serving Every body Else.
Comment of the year you made my day bro thanks
@@ianti Cheers Mate
Early bird
😂😂😂
@Ginger Ginger The comment was about his missus messing about behind his back not about war, why are you people always ready to jump on some thing and start a war where there isn't one.
That “woman” is a horrible, horrible human. But the tru horror is that she is wearing socks and high heels.
Generic name -😂😂😂😂
Some people look good
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had to go back and really look at her feet to see the socks and heels
@@dydysenpai7460 NO NO NO NO girl NO NO
I know in some courts they have a dress code, its possible they made her cover her feet with the socks lol
I was dating this girl and later I found out she was married and her husband was in the military. It’s crazy how often this happens. The worst out of this is that her husband found out and forgive her… no words. Brave guy but a simp at the core
Not surprised at all.. and than you sir for your service!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
You can’t turn a ho into a housewife - dr. Dre 1999
👍🏾Facts!! For real!!💯
word
Big black cars
I eas watching when he said that in 1999
* 'You can't make a hoe a houswife.'
I hate when people say "we were not together". They were MARRIED at the time. A marriage isn't over until it's over.
Gone are the days of true commitment. “I do” use to mean I will do until death. The
unity was intended to be inseparable. Today, marriage is a state of mind: I do, right now, and might, as long as it works for me.
Even if you are separate ie(thinking of divorcing)you are still married until the final divorce decree.
Okay if you are very certain and the divorce is still in progress I can understand but that is not at all the case here. It seems to me like she took words out of his mouth and flipped them around so she could sleep around without acting like she did anything wrong. The way she acts like marriage can be an on and off relationship blows my mind that someone this immature can be allowed to have children.
Yes!
Still married though!
I made the likes 420 lolololol
God Bless him.
She has no remorse or guilt over what she had done. How can a women be so shameful
It broke my heart when he said that nobody was at his reunion. He deserves better.
Edit: This got so many likes and comments?! Thank you!!!!
Me too imagine you graduating(as an example) and your name goes up and you walk up but nobody claps nor cheers like I would feel bad
@@ThePipeBro breaks my heart too.
I didn't walk because my family wouldn't come to my graduation.
It breaks my heart when no one was there to pick me up at my airport return. I waited for several hours. Several
I remember when i was 9 or something on sports day i came 3rd and nobody clapped but they clapped for the 1st and 2nd place
WOW!! That's wrong. And he was paying all the bills.
She’s a huge LIAR !! The military pays for housing,utilities,housing and even health insurance
EDIT: OMG I have never gotten these many likes.. never crossed 100.. thanks y’all.
Facts!! He definitely getting BAH! All the family expenses are covered!
This is all staged
Because she said that the kid is his be later she said that they were broke up
Carter Bell don’t ruin it 🤫
Big facts
I lived in Jacksonville NC for a time. I cant count the number of times id see a young man deploy and that same evening the "wife" is already shacking up with her "replacement" husband. Shameful.
Oh god bless that baby 😢 give her everything she wants ameen
Wife:"He makes $4,000-$5,000 a month that's not enough"
Me: $500 a month omg i'm rich
@mldfry money is money. I'm broke asf but like age matters. He's a grown adult trying to run a family with a kid
The way the judge say "woawwwwwwww"
Really indicate she is not on her side
2000$ and i can take care of a family of 5
@@iloveyouskii 5000 a month tax free is like in the top % wealth wise
Wait so 4,000-5,000 not enough?
She's a gold digger then holy fucc
There are families in this world who survive for less than $100 a month.
Just like me
actually under 50$ a month bc a lot of people live on 0.50$ a day
My family live off less than 60 dollars a month
I really hope your life gets better
@@themoth5222 ameen
I was just watching this episode to see the baby it's so cute❤
That was so good wow what a awesome outcome 😊❤
Give me 5000$ a month and I'll be able to support my whole village.
Mohamed Ahmane hahahahaha I agree
Bruh whenever I get a 20$ I'm always talking about it
U from Pakistan like me or what ?😂
*Give me 5000$ a month than I can be a High Class Politician.*
Especially right now 😭💯
The fact that this lady is trying to act like the victim this whole time is disgusting
She was irritating I swear.
IKR.....and the judge was so sympathetic to that hoochie 😂🤣😂🤣
Female nature. Never holding themselves accountable
@@CollinWilliam1 I’m not saying that I don’t agree but don’t guys do the same when the get caught up
Yes but we cannot expect a young woman to sit home and wait for her husband to finish playing soldier. There are needs. Every man and women should expect this outcome if you left your spouse alone for months.
This is a story that I've heard for ever. I spent 12 years in the military and it's all to common. So sad a individual goes on deployment and comes back to a cheating spouse.
It's odd how so many emotions can be activated by just five words.
She is so shameless. She was even smiling. My heart goes to him
Same
Yes I agree very much she is shameless and such a uncaring unthoughtful
he kills Syrian babies
@@PumahoundZ ok
BabaZee killing Syrians in Afghanistan ok buddy
A soldier's worst nightmare. I thank him for his service.
@vaggelis marinakis very funny
I know to many of my friends that this has happened to but when they came home their so called spouse took everything.
vaggelis marinakis *it’s
A soldier's reality. They all cheat when their husbands and boyfriends are serving. I cant count the number of soldiers who told me the same story.
@vaggelis marinakis whatever the cause is, it brings freedom along with it; I will take that freedom
I retired from military after 26 years. Honestly this use to happen A LOT!! Every deployment many found out this happened. But it goes both ways, many spouses in the military are always cheating a lot too. We saw it even openly on many deployments as well. 🤷🏻♂️. Is what it is.
Thanks for your service to Israel, brah.
@@user-sp7tc5cw7z i know sucks. A lot of messed up stuff going on. Well things have always been corrupt actually. Many reasons we’ve gone to war were lies for many decades.
@@user-sp7tc5cw7z not me
@@user-sp7tc5cw7z not me. Sorry. Lol
Oh sweet Jesus! This woman is why so many men has a hard time going away at work.
I have physically pain in my gut just listening to this. How can she do this while he is risking his life.
I feel so sorry for him😢
clear shoes with money still in them.
“that was for decoration”
Lillian Markert omgg💀💀😂
That one had me ROLLING OMG xD
I was dying at that too!! 😂😂I had to scroll and see if anyone else mentioned it.
Lillian Markert
LOL.. IKR!
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
He’s serving our country she’s out here serving our streets
good for her 😌
Stolen comment
Smh
Lol yeah it's 50/50
He was not serving the country, he was serving the corporate interest. Those afghan folks was not a threat to USA at all.
Choose wisely, that's all i can say
I am here for this.
In China, it is literally a crime to hook up with a soldier's wife, written in the law.
Every country needs that law.
both the and the person should be punished.
lil chxrrpp when soliders comes out of basic it’s Jody hunting season
In China everything is a crime
@Keen Spoon he means you can get kicked out for sleeping with another soldiers wife
She doesn’t deserve him and he is way too good for her.
He kept cutting her off from talking. I say he is aggressive towards her.
@@missmicheleo she just deserves to listen
@@missmicheleo But she Cut the phone call from him when she got exposed.
Exactly, im sure if he hadn't those two children he would have left her and vice versa for the stripper
Too good? American soldiers killing women, children and elderly people in Afghanistan and middle east they bomb them for oil.
7:21 her “that was for decoration” 😂 that right?
Loyalty is the foundation for a relationship. If you are not ready to commit yourself to loyalty, don’t get married.
Divorce is the best thing could ever happen to him. RUN.
It’s too late
He needs to run as fast as possible
Naw because he gon have to pay child support and she gonna rake him for money
@@museymonkey6807 They would probably have split custody. But that fear of her cheating on him again will always be there. It could ruin their marriage. I rather have my parents divorced then unhappy.
A Cheating wife gives you alot of freedom aswell. You seeing her as servant and hook up with other girls without feeling guilty.
My family of 5 can live off three thousand a month, she’s bullshitting hardcore.
Before or after taxes? JC
PJxBuchwild I mean his income isn’t taxed because it’s military income. 5,000 a month untaxed is more than enough for a family of 5
i have a family of 7 and we live with 1500 month
Wafflemonster33 it’s not taxed because he was stationed overseas. When he came back to the states, he was taxed again. Still more enough for all to live off on though.
I mean, plastic surgery is expensive.
The children are the ABSOLUTE PRIORITY here. Let them both do a whole heap of good parenting!
All I hear is ross from friends screaming "WE WERE ON A BREAK!" bahahahahaha