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ass-duff-moo-vee-for-teen - More asdfmovie! • asdfmovie
Animated by Ben ‘Wonchop’ Smallman (@Wonchop)
Billy Crinion (@BillyBCreations)
and Matt Ley (@Thelaserbearguy)
asdfmovie merch (tomskashop.com)
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Co-Written by Eddie ‘Eddache’ Bowley (@eddache)
Music by Elliot Gough (@ItsElliotGough) and Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Featuring
Chloe ‘ScarfDemon’ Dungate (@ScarfDemon)
Abigail ‘PhilosophyTube’ Thorn (@PhilosophyTube)
Jesse Cox (@jessecox)
Arin ‘Egoraptor’ Hanson (@egoraptor)
Ami Yamato (@AmiYamato)
SungWon ‘ProZD’ Cho (@ProZD)
Silas ‘ProBluesPlayer’ McDonnell ( / probluesplayer )
and Alison Bowley ( / alison_bowley )
Secondary Channel (@TomSkaAndFriends)
Twitter ( / thetomska ) - ตลก
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Poggers
No
No
ok!
omh
Death: "Am I a joke to you?"
TomSka: "Yes."
Do you know how many of your comments I have seen and replied to how are you every where 😭
ok
TomSka: "I wanna order a joke"
Joke store: "So you have chosen... death!"
Ok
Death: *bell noises*
Death count in this episode: 24
yooooooo
*_Oh no i drop the pizza on the little man_*
*Look honey!*
*The baby is taking his first… LIFE.*
*Broccoli, Socckoli, What’s he doin’ today?*
*He’s dead.*
Thank you
1:46 is the absolute best. Such a childish joke made hilarious with the perfect voice acting and timing. Bravo
An entire generation is hoping for the next asdf :(
How convenient!
New mine turtle gaem
also asdfmovie 15 dropping soon to what i know
This comment aged like milk
asdfmovie 15 is dropping soon
Fr
The reason the muffin wasn't in this one was because TomSka didn't want to give him the luxury of death
Or he is dead
Death
A Double serving of Death.
Thank you Very much
Oh shoot(,) the muffin!
"wHy WoN't yOu Let Me dIe!?"
Well THIS was the best unexpected present I could have ever asked for today!
Yep :D
Yep :D
Yea(:
Take ticket before 100 likes
And my birthday party is tomorrow so this is like an early birthday gift.
1:13 will always get me, both for subverting my expectations, and for the demonic-child screech that comes from the four-eyed freak.
EEEUGHHH-
That’s Cheese from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.
Does anybody else want a series with the nerd and the literal four eyes?
Bro almost ate his arm 1:17
Wait, a guy, that haves a number four, screeches?
Wait I’ve heard of that before-
Asdfmovie is the definition of “never let them know your next move”
Out of all the asdf movies this one probably has the highest kill count
Is it count when the man "change" the baby and some one turning people into egg ?
Well babies can get run easily so if he threw it into the dumpster without it making a nice obviously means it was a painless death. And if the people arent talking and are clearly cut off from talking when he says egg and turns them into an egg then it means that they must of died
@@skullygamer3432 owh, oke thank you dor answering
AY
The broccoli sockoli is giving me “and then there’s chunky, he’s dead” vibes.
Third
HUH! DK! Chunky's dead!
HA!
So it’s basically
and then there’s broccoli, he’s dead
here before this blows up
Who's still waiting for ASDFMovie 15
👇
Me
2
Tomska said he’s not doing it anymore
@@gamingriley5851 look at his new video.
Me
I just watched all of the asdfmovie's for the first time since this one came out. I remember when the first one came out and my friend showing it to me at his house. For every single movie after that, we'd watch it together. I miss being a kid, when life was simple and easy
“Beloved sellout”. He wrote the joke and became the punchline.
very well phrased
Egg
@@capriss_1937 STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-
@@cchocolacola Egg 🥚
@@capriss_1937 top
Just incase you guys didn't know, the recurring theme of this movie was life.
and death
edit: wait he was sarcastic… i feel like an idiot
*BELL NOISE*
Or the lack of it
@@emerald_201 Lol.
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Me in 2021: “Can’t wait until 2022 for asdfmovie 15.”
Me still waiting in 2023:
Oh we are still waiting in 2024, probably will be a 2025 comment somewhere below me next year
@@moisw3if tomska won’t make asdfmovie 15, I’ll have to make it myself.
@@moisw3someone remind me in 2025
@@jaidenl-tx5vfmy skin is peeling off due to radioactivity
Last time I checked, he wrote a script, but due to demonetization has had to double down on it quite a bit. He said he's up for the challenge of coming up with skits that aren't entirely around death, but idk how far along that is.
The most surprising death of all was the death of the series itself.
RIP asdfmovies. You were too beautiful for this world...
Asdfmovie: YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD WELL THINK AGAIN
by this point there's probably a crowded asdfmovie underworld ruled by the great Desmond the moon bear......
How did he get there though?
@FAMWEE FOOD
LMAOOOO
Can I join please?
@@famweefood7073 the end.
Honour to Desmond
It’s official that this asdfmovie has the highest death toll of them all.
the crashed airplane might have had more
Idk, the I like trains kid had a pretty good body count, are you sure this is more?
Didn't the planet blow up in one of the earlier ones at some point?
There’s more fictional stories with more bloodshed, you do realize?
@@lolgenitor7065 - they're talking about all the different episodes of ASDF mate
It’s been 2 years since the last asdfmovie… most of the past movies have been age restricted, one day we might get asdfmovie 15
They've been age-restricted?!
I would count one where viewers make it as another episode, it may not be 15th episode but still
0:12
It's Taco Tuesday! (Guitar riff)
Not again...
WHERE'S MY MONEY!
Muffin: "I want to die!"
*Death Noise*
Muffin: "Why won't you let me die?"
Egg
@@hummanbean4898 stop calling people-
@@lucasnlica737 egg
@@dolliegray666 egg
@@thealien4527 egg
*"So again, how many deaths do you want?"*
Tomska: *"Yes."*
egg
*[church bell tolls]*
🥚
🥚
Exactly, egg.
If you're still watching TomSka's videos even two years after Asdfmovie14 came out, then you're definitely a legend! I wish Asdfmovie15 would come out one time! I have some ideas that I think should be in it, but I'm not very sure which count...
im a legend bruh
Go watch his other channel. He's stated he's don't with asdf movie. Plus he has tons of good content on there as well.
@@L1v1ngDeAdGirl I don't want to watch TomSka's secondary "TomSka & Friends" channel, which used to be called "DarkSquidge", I only want to watch videos of his main channel.
@@stitch3935 Well he ain't exactly having much main channel videos at this point. Just the occasional sketch and certainly not more asdf movies.
@@L1v1ngDeAdGirl I didn't know there are so many people who are watching the latest Asdfmovie video which came out two years ago, that's how my comment has received 28 likes so far.
Me checking to see if tomska has uploaded:
Opps I accidentally watch all the asdfmovies
,,How many deaths do you want?"
TomSka: yes
24
egg
@@gdoubleu8045 egg
“The baby is taking his first life” Best disturbing but yet funny line.
Then he turns into the child murderer
And death (tooooon)
@@PedroPaulo-iw5ns X_X
that's my yearbook quote
777 likes
I'm still hoping a new episode comes soon, and having grown up with this series, it makes me want to be part of the magic one day.
2 years later and we still don’t have ASDF Movie 15
I want asdfmovie too
Asdfmovie is over
@@PaperFirey how come?
@@Angela4Life2024 He said he would make only 13 asdfmovies, unless he would be given a gaint bag of money.
He got the bag and made 14. I doubt he will accept a bigger bag to make 15. (Copy and pasted from reddit)
@@PaperFirey oh ok
the jokes in this episode are killer
Goddamnit
The Click you better make a new furry vid
Why did I expect a comment like this
10th like
Try playing games on your channel!! Like horror ones hehe
Maybe with next topic, it'd be really cool to see y'all playing
“WHERE’S THE DOOR?!”
1 joke later
“And that’s how you open a door.”
Hol-Door!
You beat me to it
th-cam.com/video/N-A4JGuaChE/w-d-xo.html
Eggs
@@genefrank2366 is this a rick roll?
I kinda wish this series just had one more episode and ended on a nice multiple of 5. I’m not even a huge fan of the jokes here I just thought that would’ve been neat.
0:17 When someone doesn’t pay me.
2011: "You know it's a Tomska video when death is the punchline."
2021:
I guess all those people getting the plague last really rubbed off on him. shit fam.
just remember that its its only a step in the circle of life.
And theres a lotta death in this one
Like a lot
@Laura Márquez goodbye
*dead*
It really is, Jesus the amount of death in this video is extremely noticeable lol
I like to think to myself that I’ve matured and grown as a person throughout my life.
Then the new ASDF Movie drops and I laugh at it just as hard as I would have if I was 11.
Ok
@@partaysmidis and
@@granifle ok and
@@hvhgdfgyffghhgd4663 and ok
@@lostkey7301 dna ko
“AI WANT TO SPEEK TO YOUR MANAGE!
*Screech*
*Screech*
“Whot seems tae be the problem here?”
2 YEARS HAVE PASSED AND THIS STILL HITS
“There once was an asdfmovie 14. It was so good that everyone died. The end”
*bonnnggg*
💀
"That didnt help at all!"
A SpongeBob reference! 😂
💀
Tom a few years ago: I'm not planning on making any more ASDF Movies.
Tom now:
Tom Ska is just like: *how about i do anyway?*
When did he say that?
WHERES MY MONEY!!!!!
@@ivysaur2thefirst He said somewhere in a realtalk video some years ago that he was only planning on 10. But he never explicity said he wasn't going to do more, but rather implied it was unlikely.
I think he said he was going to make 10 asdfmovies lol
This came out a little more Cyanide and Happiness than I was initially comfortable with, but it's still pretty damm good!
Yo,Tom! I Came Up With A Joke For ASDFMOVIE16 And I Think You Might Like It
Police: "Put your hands where I can see them!"
Stupid Man *puts hands Infront of himself* "Can you see them here?"
Police: "No!"
Stupid Man: "Then You're Blind!"
"Hey...get outta my sandwich"
"No"
funniest bit imo
hi big smoke
dude sounds like jfk clone high
He sounds like the get outta my dingy
@@ackewtful. thats what i was gonna say
The egg one is better
"Hey you four eyed FREAK!"
"Sigh, don't listen to him..."
" *EÈEĖEÊÆEĒÆ* "
1:17
i get it
1:13
He listened..
Lord Business: It’s Taco Tuesday!!!!
Emmett: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!
Giant Taco: WHERE’S MY MONEY?!
Petition to make Broccoli Sockoli an actual show
👇
L petition
Tom, there was a lot of “the punchline is that they died” jokes in this one, are you doing okay?
Haha
When he did a breakdown of the funniest ASDF jokes- most of the funniest ones involved death.
But it's funny
Well it was inevitable
@@JameZayer true
Broccoli Sockoli: _[Dies]_
Desmond the Moon Bear: _“First time?”_
Mr. Muffin: *”Lucky”*
@@thoreo7390 WAIT I FORGOT HE EXISTED
Then there's the I Like Trains kid
Eggg
*Waffle:* I still have brain damage :D
I just conveniently rewatched the entire series on the 1 year anniversary of this episode.
Happy birthday asdfmovie 14 i guess
This has asdfmovie video got to be the most death-est video I've ever seen, yet so funny.
Almost everyone in this asdf movie: **dying**
The Muffin: ;-;
The Muffin is truly immortal!
yup that's the muffin for you
@@adamrak7560 nah the muffin died in 12
Lol
@@jeanmichellelaurent I don't see where they did
I think Tom was either depressed or hungry when he made this.
Possibly both.
My daily cycle is hungry, depressed, hungry & depressed, suddenly happy, & then
DEAD
This made me realize there are a whole 6 food-related sketches in this video
Depressingly hungry
Deprungry. Huppressed. Take your pick.
I wonder if he found like a bug in his food so it Inspired get out of my sandwich 😂
after 3 years, asdfmovie15 is coming!
AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER
SAME
RIP ASDFMOVIE we loved it
"That's my girl!"
"...I'm sorry for your loss ma'am."
_A couple scenes later._
"Mom, I'm scared!"
"Oh honey, ghosts aren't real."
"Oh, okay." _Sinks into the ground._
Even visiting her daughter's grave, that mother never got past the first stage of grief.
:,(
Your Narrator: I found you guilty-
of nothing! The sentence is death.
Smashing: Wait a minute- I can't drive. (CRASH)
We watched the video..
1:54
Everything okay Tom? This didn't seem.... too happy.
Yeah…
It’s a metaphor for wanting the series to die
@@thebritishguys6304 I don't think so. That seems farfetched.
have you seen all asdfmoies most of them are about death
@@crimdoesstuff6295 he literally said that the last 2 were metaphors for him wanting the series to die
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASDFMOVIE 14 YOUR TURNING 2 YEARS OLD🎉🎉🎉 (11 months later...) YOU ARE GONNA TURN 3 IN 3 WEEKS!!🎉🎉
"Broccoli sockoli!" "Whats he doing today." "Hes dead"
Animators and scripters: how many death jokes do you want?
TomSka: yes.
This plus the muffin song makes me worried about tomska tbh
Yea it’s like. Death, death..oh and more death. Like bloody hell. Clearly got nothing left to write
i counted 10 death jokes in here, there all amazing
@@rebelfriend1818 he made a video about why he made the song
WHAT DO WE WANT?
I feel like Tom is just trying to up his death count.
wouldn't be surprised
Seems about right
th-cam.com/video/N-A4JGuaChE/w-d-xo.html
*walks into chat* Hi! *Dead* X_X
More like geneva _suggestion_
0:45 tree man cameo
🎵Broccoli... Sockoli... Whats he doing today?!🎵 he's dead 0:35
This got me laughing 😂 1:03
😂😂😂 1:33
2:10 2:11 2:13 1:00 1:21 1:23
THE END
I don’t know how, but Tom makes death feel like the first and last day of school at the same time
why does this make sense?
@Mrbeast short no
what's up checkmark
@Mrbeast short noooo Mr. Beast,how could you?
Same
“I find you guilty..OF NOTHING!”
“The sentence is death. “
Literally how life works.
Sounds like an accurate description of Twitter.
@@sandwichguy6590 true ngl
hold up yeah🤔
IKR
By the way the Judge kinda sounds like David kaye
How have I not seen this for 2 years I had no idea there was a new one
these always made me laugh as a child, im glad they’re still continuing💪
Yeah about that
Yeah about that ummm…
He’s not making them anymore
WHY IS EVERYONE DYING?
Oh, and
Therapist: Hyperrealistic Mine-Turtle isn't real he can't hurt you.
Hyperrealistic Mine-Turtle: Hello!
Death.
oh shift
Cus its asdfmovie
Egg
Asdfmovie, you will be missed, thank you for being a core memory for me and for giving me lines that I quoted all through middle school (and till this day now that I think about it lolz). We will always wonder how Desmond the moon bear got there🕊️
I miss you, ASDFmovie…
With all this "obvious" death jokes, my thoughts are "is Tom feeling well? Is he alright? Is he depressed again?"
Still funny but me concern. Anyways, Take care, Tom.
Have you listened to the full version of the muffin song? Do that and you’ll understand
He was never alright. He'll be fine. Probably.
@@ohitsstar1241 the muffin song isnt about suicidal intentions... well partially ... suicidal muffin
@@snorange14 then you haven’t listened to the whole song
I recommend you all watch his “do I hate asdf movie?” video on his second channel, he explains his feelings more clearly
This series will NEVER die!
Series will not, but people will
Funny considering the large amount of death jokes in this one
3
*DONG* *DONG*
The sense of humor in these is already gone
This is the most 2017 humor ever, I love this ❤
Expecting a Dead Meat kill count on this episode.
me too
Hey check mark
hey if dead meat doesnt do an episode ill do it
@@Eldudiogrande Hello unfunny commenter
Hello checkmark
Okay, Tomska's obsession with people wishing to be dead is worrying now
nah in one of his videos he said that those were the most popular so he would use more of them
@@Explodinghairypotatocat i think this says something about young people humour.
@@seekingabsolution1907 na it just says something about humor.
Egg
I was just thinking the same
This is the only ASDF movie I haven’t watched I didn’t know it existed 😭
1:18 yeah! Can I get uh… Death?
What?
(church bell tolls)
(church bell tolls again)
@@zarielcolon3126(Static)
Hey
Get outta my sandwich
@@Fuwattithebluerageful64 no.
Not gonna lie most of the characters are either sounding British, Aussie or they sound like Suction cup man from Piemations. I love it.
You do know the voice actor for suction cup man did the voice acting for the 12th one (and probably this one)
ProBluesPlayer is suction cup man, but he did asdf stuff, and many others, before becoming Suction Cup Man.
Ah yes, the three nationalities of the world, British, Australian, and Suction Cup Man
One of them was Welsh (I think)
@@cjlite0210 who?
We started from "I got your nose!" to straight up kill streaks. Parkour, baby.
Is there a problem
@@ciphergacha9100 maybe
What ? Doesn't this happen in your universe ?
@@ciphergacha9100 yeah there is.
HE'S GOT A NOSE
**GUNSHOTS FIRED!!!**
Egg
Someone gotta make atleast one fanmade asdfmovie so we get to 15.
Youll never see this but I dont think youre a sellout!!!!! Keep going youre amazing!!! From a fan whose been watching for 8 years
so nobody's gonna talk about how mine turtle is officially canon in Monster Legends lore
so is like every youtuber bRo
@@shrekkydevito1822
Please tell me this is sarcasm, because I honestly can't tell.
i played monster legends like 4 years ago
it has lore?
@@thelivingliver6715 air has lore
TomSka going through his "We're all going to die" phase
Again
It took him a while
*”It’s not a phase mom!”*
I just love how all of these videos are so predictable yet unpredictable at the same time.
I love how the humor has stayed the same throughout the years 😄
"What was that?!"
"Death."
"O-of what kind?"
"Instant."
Yeah, terrifying. It's a terrifying thing to watch happen. It's called a deterrent.
@Les Poilus I think you'll find: "But there was no sound, he just *died*!"
Kids: "Thanks Mr Rick and Morty Quote Correction Guy"
Me: "My work here is done." Flies away.
"Of what kind?"
"x_x"
"x_x"
Egg *points*
_"I find you guilty...."_
_"....of nothing!!!"_
_"The sentence is death."_
Mr. Muffin: *_"F I N A L L Y ! ! !"_*
True
The pizza one and the broccoli one crack me up😂😂
It’s been 2 years. Wonder when we’re getting asdfmovie15
we've reached post irony, it's absurd delivered dead pan.
tomska's sense of humor is going through the stages of life. gg
gg.
Ok
Love your remixes man
we have gotten past life actually, and into DEATH *Cemetary bell sound*
This would have been hilarious if I was 12
"Hey, get out of my Sandwich."
"But Joey, I am you sandwich."
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT v*deos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear n3x
*nom*
@@AxxLAfriku bruh
*-v o r E-* i dont like it
@@AxxLAfriku piss
Met TomSka at Comic Con London today. Such an amazing guy, and I think I put the word ‘amazeballs’ into his vocab! I even got a selfie with him! Would definitely meet him again!
That's amazeballs.
@@GumSkyloard True dat
🎶Broccoli, Sockoli, what's he doin daday? 🎶
He's dead.
"Look, honey, the baby is taking his first:"
*LIFE*
Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick.
Hell yeah...that's what makes it funny
Everything turns from 0 to 100 here
he still wasn't looking.... baby needs to do it again...
Huh, I thought the pulse went from 100 to 0...
This was definitely the plot of a Supernatural episode.
Asdfmovies is basically "they had us in the first half not gonna lie"
Nice 69
Egg
@@capriss_1937 egg
broccoli
broccoli
what's he doing his life
he's dead
i was surprised while watching this to see it holds up pretty well to the classic asdfmovies
That sandwich one is hilarious
If this series was a quote it would be:
“I was not expecting that.”
"but i was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count."
lol
@@dedede5586 r/beatmetoit
If it was a word it would be
"Death"
@@jakob6399 no its very funny
I feel like Tomska was extremely depressed and hungry during the writing of the script
Edit: I feel kinda bad that my most liked comment is about tomska being depressed, we love you man.
He IS a tub of lard
Isn't he always like that?
Yeah...feels like he's going through some bts stuff with all the death jokes.
Aren’t we all?
Looking back at, it, I guess so... but I also guess the mine turtle monster is epic!
“So I can play with my friends?”
“Aw, you don’t have any friends. NERD!”
2:11 bro’s boutta solve overpopulation with the amount of death in ASDFMovie
After watching this I only have one thing to say:
Tom, are you alright?
No, he is not alright as you can see
Tom: "😵"
he does this every other episode he should be fine by asdfmovie 15
NUUUUU
He's been like this since asdfmovie 1
He's also dead