I'm so glad that the "touching butts" song actually happened and wasn't just a fever dream I had. I've been trying to remember where it was from for almost a year haha
then again, with the current social climate, theres a 50/50 chance that either it would be deemed funny, or every word used to describe something bad compiled into one sentence.
5:26 “if a human actually could fly, how long would it be until they got shot down, by like, some military man?” Did you mean: _the plot of the first Ironman_
Destiny forget really want to see you FGTeeV and you d Irish and German and I I love y you Robby is the one who is in charge of my life and grill in charge of the same thing I love y d Irish and German chocolate chip cookies I will do it when I get to work todaybut I can do it 😁 d Irish Bailey is the only thing that I have to pay is the best time to reach me is a dog and German and I don't want to see me n and I love it and I love y d Irish pub and grill and grill in a few minutes if that worksk you Robby and German and grill and grill in charge of the same things as they are the ones that I have to go on the yktf j and grill i and you can use nfjjfjt and you can get to the same address as soon as possible with the best of them to you jfg and you are tf I have to pay the same address as I have to pay the same thing as you can get it in the same address as I have been in the hospital since I love you and grill in the same address as I have to pay for it in the mail today and grill and grill and grill f and German Shepherd and grill i for the ones you can do it for you FGTeeV I love it even though it's not like you to come home to see me and I don't know how to do it and I don't want it to get to 😭 it and it to fhe the dfeggcxvdegge and grill i and I don't have a dog 😭 email 😭 email 😭😣😑😣😣😭 email me fhdfh and you are not rtey to see you and catch up on the yktf and grill on your way to the airport if that works for you or if you can use it and grill and grill on the way to work rgdgrgjyf and you can do that for it and
"I'm inevitable". Did Mark just pull a Thanos 4 years before Endgame Edit: Ok so uhh I left this comment randomly like a year ago and someone on discord recognized me on here so thanks for giving me top comment, I guess
I remember when I first watched this I was 10 and literally all of the jokes flew over my head. I've rewatched this video several times over the years, and it always feels like a big accomplishment when I understand something I didn't before. At this point, this video kind of serves as a measurement of how much I know about the world around me and how much I still don't understand.
NOSTALGIA BOMB Holy crap I played this game years ago on Newgrounds and I can't wait to see your reaction to it xD I'm only 40 seconds into the video and I'm already excited.
The developer was 13 when he made this. Everyone's wondering how he came up with jokes like this, and I'm here like: "... how the fuck can a 13 year old animate that good" Also this isn't offensive at all for me, only funny :P
Mark: "I am inevitable." Thanos, 4yrs later: "I am inevitable." Game: 'i think we also predicted some witty one-liner here, didn't we?' *I'm sorry but my brain can't even right now-*
I like how the character responded perfectly to mark reacted to "screw you" "and your sister" "and whatever pets you have" "HEY AT LEAST IT'S NOT VIOLENT, GOOD GOD!"
9:03 it upsets me how the bassline sounds exactly like the part right before the breakdown in the Cowboy Bebop opening but in this game the music doesn’t actually *do* the breakdown that I expect every time. :c
Tame the shrew is a Shakespear play which was one of his "Comedies" and involves 2 people one the "husband" and the "shrew" the shrew is a lady who is fairly annoying but has a fortune and the husband tries to "tame" her and shit happens blah blah blah I hate history.
7:55 Don't drink and drive don't drink and drive don't drink and drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drink to the drink of driving and drinking and don't driving and two the drink of briving drin't doink and dive with cell phones and spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink
Same goes for me. I actually took time to pause on the prison dilemma joke and holy shit was it was dark. Think a lib left or a centrist made this game
Unfortunately, if he does play the next two, Epicroll with probably be muted, seeing as he took out Never Gonna Give You Up in this one. I'd still love to see him play them though.
Who else went like this at 19:41? The Character: "And whatever pets you own at the moment." Mark: "NO! NOT LUCY AND BUDDY AND CHARLIE AND MAGGIE!!!" Me: Awww poor Mark XD
I'm cool with feminism just as long as feminists don't say stuff like "women are superior to men" I like to think that women and men are equal and that no one is better than each other OoF
While this whole conversation is dumb, technically you don't need men anymore to reproduce And instead of bitching about who hurts more/the most we could work for hurting nobody
Jakomi of the Rose hitler the game Is offensive...(side note i had to write hitler twice for the first sentence because first it autocorrected to butler)
I really have to give props to the creator of this game. It's very unique but really funny and awesome. XD Am I offended? Heck no! I really enjoyed this! Thank you for playing this Mark, and seeing your reactions to the jokes was priceless. XD
Toom-san Dude, I know that, but *I* saw it as a reference, okay?? That doesn't mean *you* have to see it as a reference too, I'm just saying what I think! Aaaaand yeah, I know he reacted to it because of the fine bros, and yeah, I know Gaijiin Goomba.covered it... xD
19:34 it's like he knew you were freaking out at the end of it 😂 Drawing figure guy: Hey, at least it's not violent. Good gawd Mark after falling silent: *wut??*
Prisoner 1: He's the deal we both have a bar of soap and we both know what will happen. Prisoner 2: Exactly, so what do you want to do? Prisoner 1: How bought I take a shower first and then you wait. Prisoner 2: Ok deal. Prisoner 1: Wait are you going to..... Prisoner 2: Probably. But I know if I take a shower first you will..... Prisoner 1: How about we both take a shower.....wait never mind. Prisoner 2: It appears we are at a stand still. Prisoner 1: Yes, it does appear to be the case. Prisoner 3-5: Hurry up and one of you take a shower so we know who gets it tonight. Prisoner 1: Fuck this I choose parole. (10 days later) Judge: In the charges you face how do you plea? Prisoner 1: Guilty, now just kill me because I don't want to be.... The End
How many people were warned that this video is offensive and still clicked on it and said it was offensive. I bet the people who disliked this were those people
I think I get it: people think they can tolerate the offensiveness, thinking it can’t be that bad. But then they can’t tolerate it. People often overestimate themselves
EHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *waits* DO IT NOW
I'm here from the future and I just wanted to stop and tell you it was mine too I kept rewatching it until it was time to go to class but I ended up rewatching it too many times and now I missed class which is how I got sucked into this comment that won't make any sense by time you're done reading it
Don't drink and drive Don't drive and drink and drive Don't drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drink to the brink of driving and driving and drinking and Don't driving and two the drink of briving drin't doink and dive with cell phones and spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink. (I don't know how spot on I am feel free to correct me)
VidBoom CEO #1: I’ll pay you trash so you work for me CEO #2: I’ll pay you slightly less trash so you work for me instead, oops now our company isn’t doing great so to protect my financial superiority I will now lay you all off and sell the company
@@garynalley4277 American Capitalism problem: 1. Greedy education system. 2. Go loan dept. 3. Profiting on medication system. 4. Pushing poor and helpless people to hell and only rise and respect rich once. 5. Pay frick ton of money to get job coz companies won't give a damn what degree and graduation you got. So Communism is bad but capitalism isn't good eather ...
@@Sam-Striker-1 ok you didn't answer my question. I don't say capitalism is perfect but what other system has been proven better? If you work hard enough in a capitalist system then your work ethic can take you anywhere. That's why you see rags to riches stories all the time.
Politically intelligent and informed youngsters such as he and other teens (such as me- I recently turned 14) are able to string coherent and relevant thoughts pertaining to such situations. ... Also, Bush's failure isn't easy to avoid, unless you're 70 and religiously watch Fox "News."
sentence game: pick the month you were born in January - I ate Februrary - I stole March - I ran naked with April - I smoked with May - I ran shirtless with June - I beat July - I cuddled with August - I needed September - I shot October - I shanked November - I stabbed December - I slept with pick the day you were born in 01 - my lover 02 - a hobo 03 - a dog 04 - a shark 05 - my brother 06 - a toothbrush 07 - a drunk guy 08 - a glass of milk 09 - a cat 10 - the president 11 - my friend 12 - a teletubbie 13 - the koolaid man 14 - some eggs 15 - the police 16 - the google company 17 - a snail 18 - a cup 19 - my sister 20 - my brothers toothbrush 21 - a horse 22 - the cookie monster 23 - a bowl of cereal 24 - a golf ball 25 - your mom 26 - my grandma 27 - a top hat 28 - the earth 29 - a pillow 30 - a bucket 31 - a mop pick the color of the shirt your wearing black - cause im sexy like that white - cause I wanted to be special pink - cause I drink and drive purple - cause bald retro people told me to green - cause I wanted 50 potatos blue - cause the sky was falling shirtless - cause I got abs red - cause my blood was too fast grey - cause the skies turned grey so I acted fast yellow - cause my goldfish grew bigger than my house brown - cause the dirt was speaking to me enter the sentence you got in the replies below
I'm so glad that the "touching butts" song actually happened and wasn't just a fever dream I had. I've been trying to remember where it was from for almost a year haha
13:55 btw
@@anonymouspigeon1 thx
This game needs a sequel. 2022 has waaaaay too much material.
There is
then again, with the current social climate, theres a 50/50 chance that either it would be deemed funny, or every word used to describe something bad compiled into one sentence.
there is a sequel, but from the same time period as the original
Happy new years
Think of the possibilities:
Streaming services: the game
The Owl house: the game
Disney remakes: the game
Pandemic: the game
5:26 “if a human actually could fly, how long would it be until they got shot down, by like, some military man?”
Did you mean: _the plot of the first Ironman_
LMAO
lol
Happy new years
Rofl mao 🤣.
that actually sounds like it would be in :The Game:
21:00 I wish we could get a full cover of Mark singing Never Gonna Give You Up, including the instrumentals
And at 17:31 too. It just sound so silly.
“If you want more death try Macbeth”
So much funnier now that I’ve read it.
Also this game is over a decade old now
Wheres it at??
Yee
Ah the 2000s.
WHAT DID YOU SAY
Wait before Danganronpa 1?
"I will pay you to get me more money"
i've never heard such an accurate explanation for capitalism
**USSR national anthem plays**
Inb4 the bootlickers come to defend the system fucking them over
@@Hdusiekwbshsjs be careful what you wish for, you might just get it
Destiny forget really want to see you FGTeeV and you d Irish and German and I I love y you Robby is the one who is in charge of my life and grill in charge of the same thing I love y d Irish and German chocolate chip cookies I will do it when I get to work todaybut I can do it 😁 d Irish Bailey is the only thing that I have to pay is the best time to reach me is a dog and German and I don't want to see me n and I love it and I love y d Irish pub and grill and grill in a few minutes if that worksk you Robby and German and grill and grill in charge of the same things as they are the ones that I have to go on the yktf j and grill i and you can use nfjjfjt and you can get to the same address as soon as possible with the best of them to you jfg and you are tf I have to pay the same address as I have to pay the same thing as you can get it in the same address as I have been in the hospital since I love you and grill in the same address as I have to pay for it in the mail today and grill and grill and grill f and German Shepherd and grill i for the ones you can do it for you FGTeeV I love it even though it's not like you to come home to see me and I don't know how to do it and I don't want it to get to 😭 it and it to fhe the dfeggcxvdegge and grill i and I don't have a dog 😭 email 😭 email 😭😣😑😣😣😭 email me fhdfh and you are not rtey to see you and catch up on the yktf and grill on your way to the airport if that works for you or if you can use it and grill and grill on the way to work rgdgrgjyf and you can do that for it and
CNN
"I'm inevitable". Did Mark just pull a Thanos 4 years before Endgame
Edit: Ok so uhh I left this comment randomly like a year ago and someone on discord recognized me on here so thanks for giving me top comment, I guess
Yep
You guys act like thanos made that phrase
@@aram3984 You act like we aren't allowed to make jokes
Aram he did
No
I remember when I first watched this I was 10 and literally all of the jokes flew over my head. I've rewatched this video several times over the years, and it always feels like a big accomplishment when I understand something I didn't before. At this point, this video kind of serves as a measurement of how much I know about the world around me and how much I still don't understand.
Me
bro is literally me fr
"I think we also predicted some witty one-liner here, didn't we?"
Mark two seconds earlier: I AM INEVITABLE
Thanos: write that down
Wait wasn’t that a Matrix reference? Or did he really just predict Thanos.
@That One TH-camr guess I didn’t hear him say both two months ago lol
You're about 5 years to early, Markiplier has not made Unus Annus yet
No
Mark: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!
I died at how he censored all the copyright songs
Na na na Na na na Na na na
17:29
21:00
666th like
Baaaa na-na-na doop doop *ehhh* doop doop *ehhh* doop doop
"My god this was seven years ago!"
Me, watching 5 years later in 2020: heh heh..
Watching old videos because I have too much time In quarantine
And now 2013 was seven years ago, when in 2015 it was only two. We're getting old.
Yeah it's so weird!
Thats rough Buddy same
@Matthew Padgett now all i do is make memes on my channel and do college work..what is life
This video is six years old, playing a game that was 7 years old at the time.
13 years and we still get Rick rolled
What's wrong with being Rick rolled?
Heh, i guess thats life
I salute that
you’re damn right
Nice math
2020 needs a version of this more than ever
Joel Tan It would just be all trump jokes and boomers vs millennials/Gen z. 😂
@@QuantumR3D and it would be hilarious all the same
The Scarlet Nerdette and Coronavirus among all the craziness that’s happened in the past 3 months 😭
please we are going through hell😖😩
Oscar Ruys meh
I feel like there’s a pretty big difference in the way Mark does his videos between then and now. 2020 gang
TH-cam then was more chill and relaxed. TH-cam now terminates content creators for following the community guidelines
@@mysticalhuntress28 spot on
Yeah
but a lot of it is still enjoyable content. Sometimes 2020 mark becomes juuuust a little too much
Yup makes me feel like a kid
NOSTALGIA BOMB
Holy crap I played this game years ago on Newgrounds and I can't wait to see your reaction to it xD I'm only 40 seconds into the video and I'm already excited.
whad up mando!
Holy crap! Fancy seeing you here. o.o
DAAAAAAAAMM!!! i dont think that mando pony sees marks videos
What the-? MandoPony!? Well I'll be damn. XD
Wow... Mandopony is here...
seeing him say "this was 7 years ago" while this video came out 8 years ago is horrifying
9 years ago is wild
Goal: “get to the top”
Mark: *walks down*
Yasuhiro:wait...??
Seems like Markiplier. You said that like something was strange, perhaps even a little bt off...
That China joke sure has aged well. It is more relevant now more than ever.
I mean they let stuff out of the country just fine.
Oof size large
so true and so sad
did u guys tell that the guy in the middle of tebet joke that the player was shaped as a dick
@@aaronsagchuy4847 I don't think that was intentional
Demonetization: the game
Aka, TH-cam still does not realize how to run a website.
_jumps off map_
I think that's you in Logan Paul's video
999ty like
Aka lazarbeam the game
TH-cam : you get demonitized you get demonitized EVERY BODY GETS DEMONITIZED
1:55 The is testing my my big vocabulary-ness! Here, I’m a “knee-hill-ist”! Look at me “knee-hill-ize all over the place!”😭💀
Yep. Way to young to understand any of this when I first watched it.
Loved it then, still love it now.
too*
Me too!!! I honestly only rewatched it over and over just to see his reactions and his hilarious character. 💕💕
“These jokes are so outdated!! This was SEVEN YEARS AGO, this is 2015!!”
me watching in 2020 👁👄👁
Same
If you find them dated, then imaging how an european finds them.
(Hint: they probably don't understand most of them)
@@elidjz6210 i am european and i dont understand a fuck
@@wibawabo6978
We are not the only ones.
Way to make me feel older than I am.
OFFENSIVE, also hilarious. Welp that sums up my sense of humor, I'm going to enjoy this.
:P
You said It, cam
We shall now get him to try the more controversial games
The game is my favourite game
How's it feel to have less likes than most random accounts?
So much for fame.....
Him saying the jokes are outdated and me in 2021 still laughing-
Nah, it's just way outdated
It’s 2024 and I still find the jokes funny
The developer was 13 when he made this. Everyone's wondering how he came up with jokes like this, and I'm here like: "... how the fuck can a 13 year old animate that good"
Also this isn't offensive at all for me, only funny :P
I know right
Jascu Alex - ScarXL 10 Year olds come up with shit more like this.
+Shaun Fitzpatrick (scullcracker216) I'd be interested in some proof
+Jascu Alex - ScarXL I wouldn't be surprised if Walt Disney had been this good at it when he was 13.
@@unknowngamedev909 are you still good today
"the jokes are funny but their are so out dated!" me in 2020: the kind of history class i would actually enjoy.
The trilogy is a whole unintentional period piece I love it
MARK YOU WERE ABOUT TO SING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My feelings exactly. I was so excited for two seconds until the game kept him from singing :(
But possibly yes :D
Mark please play card agenst humanity w/wade and bob
markiplierSINGSbadly Man, i really wanted that too. :P Maybe someone can ask him to do so at the next panel he does? That'd be awesome!
Lol Heehe
The prisoner part made my almost die of laughter. Marks reaction said it all
That NOPE image he put up made me laugh
Mark: "I am inevitable."
Thanos, 4yrs later: "I am inevitable."
Game: 'i think we also predicted some witty one-liner here, didn't we?'
*I'm sorry but my brain can't even right now-*
@MrZomBIE16 Hey thanks :))
expected unexpected thanos
I like how the character responded perfectly to mark reacted to "screw you" "and your sister" "and whatever pets you have" "HEY AT LEAST IT'S NOT VIOLENT, GOOD GOD!"
What pet did Mark mention there? Lixian??
my mom walked in as mark was chanting "touchin butts touchin butts
Lmao what did she do? 😂😂😂
Use headphones scrub
me too but it was my dad
Me too but it was my dog.
He seemed to have a disappointed glare on me . . .
+Firestar4041 HA HA HA LOL XD
22:32 YA, it was! good job Mark.
that means the game is 14 years old, jesus...
Lol
2015 TH-cam: this is good and funny
2019 TH-cam: this is evil and should be demonetized
*Recommends parents awfully cross dressing*
It's funny
Yeah this is funny but the soy boys out there are very offended which is very retarted
Blame Susan Wasabi
2020: youtube: cure for boredom sure.
Mark in 2015: "Thanks anonymous dude!"
Everyone in 2020: "Thanks anonymous dude!"
Me an intellectual: oh thanks mark
Me in 2021: "Thanks anonymous dude!"
Me in 2022: Thanks anonymous dude!
Me in 2023: “Thanks anonymous dude!”
Me in 2024: "Thanks anonymous dude!"
Mark: *talks to us
Game: PERVERT
Watching this seven years after this was made make this compounding nostalgia even better. I’ll be back in another seven.
9:03 it upsets me how the bassline sounds exactly like the part right before the breakdown in the Cowboy Bebop opening but in this game the music doesn’t actually *do* the breakdown that I expect every time. :c
23:31
My childhood has gone from fun to a nightmare.
Having Mark sing over the copyrighted music makes it even funnier.
Too bad the RickRoll failed, that one isn't copyrighted lol
indeed
lol but its funny xD
M
I thought it was the game and not marks editing and I was wondering why it sounded like mark XD
This is my favorite era of Markiplier. Ever since 2018 he just sort of changed.
21:00, I literally love this version of the song more than the original LOL
who here likes markipliers remixes better than the actual songs
no one ever did you occapela lover.....wait... PARADOX!!! no one can physically like occapela! so PARADOX
It's A Cappella, you troglodyte.
+Broly9000 What the fuck are you even trying to say?
Aleph
TITAN x DESTROYER oh shit another dokkan fan, we're everywhere lol
nothing hurts more than the way mark pronounces nihilism
This is relatable, Jesus the man can’t say nihilism
Pronouncing nihilism properly? What’s the point?
@@snsteams ok not only is this comment 2 years old but he says “nih-ill-ih-zm” but it’s actually pronounced “nai-uh-li-zm”
@@spritewhisper I wasn’t expecting you to respond, lmao
I know how to pronounce nihilism, you missed the joke
@@snsteams oh . i didn’t realize it was a joke my bad g
“Grandpa, what was was 2020 like?”
Me: 0:08
Haha nice
Tame the shrew is a Shakespear play which was one of his "Comedies" and involves 2 people one the "husband" and the "shrew" the shrew is a lady who is fairly annoying but has a fortune and the husband tries to "tame" her and shit happens blah blah blah I hate history.
Am I the only one who watches all 3 of the ":the game:" videos repeatedly
And watches it in order?
I do it
No, you're not. xD
Nope you are not alone XD
+Miyu-chan :3 No you aren't.
+Miyu-chan :3 No calculator in the world can count how many times I've watched this
4:47 hey, thats thanos' line!
Lol I was gonna comment that
@@jeepercreepers9 same
And I, am iron man. 💥
You guys know he was talking about the matrix, right
Toba TheRawringKing r/whoooosh
Mark: playing :the game:
TH-cam: *HAPPY WHEELS*
7:55
Don't drink and drive don't drink and drive don't drink and drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drink to the drink of driving and drinking and don't driving and two the drink of briving drin't doink and dive with cell phones and spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink
Alright, gimme your damn keys
Flora He *gives keys*
Thank you very much
No problem! :)
Flora He 4:44 But I choose to believe that there *is* no spoon.
4:44 when he speaks and it's nearly inaudible it's perfect and the game suits it so well
cause he can move the character and make it do that?
I first watched this when I was 11. Its a lot funnier now that I get all the political jokes and other stuff that went WAY over my head as a kid.
Same here
Same goes for me. I actually took time to pause on the prison dilemma joke and holy shit was it was dark. Think a lib left or a centrist made this game
@@neurononymous He didn't seem to like Bush or Al Gore so I'm guessing centrist.
This game now is about twice as old as Splatoon, and also this video.
25:00 the exact moment he could see the gates of hell just waiting for him
5:30 anyone else noticed the bush read bush lol
im suprised he doesn't reference what that game came from. i must be old.
M E
This was my absolute favorite thing on NewGrounds back in the day,
Mark, you must play the sequel, I'm sure you'll love the Epicroll.
I wholeheartedly agree, he should play the rest of these games. It was hilarious!! :3
I totally agree!
I also really want to play this game again now.
Gosh, I loved reimagine the game, it was way too funny xD
EPICROLL ALL THE WAY goddamn its going to get torn to shreds by youtube's copyright crap though (want to hear mark sing it though XD) #crushonobama
Unfortunately, if he does play the next two, Epicroll with probably be muted, seeing as he took out Never Gonna Give You Up in this one. I'd still love to see him play them though.
"This was SEVEN years ago" and now it's been SEVEN more
“I am Inevitable”
-Mark 2K15
“I am Inevitable”
-Thanos 2K19
YOU FREAKING PSYCHIC
"I think we predicted some witty one liner"
I still can’t believe
Batman died in endgame
@@kifflom498 Spoilers dude
That wasn’t his intent, dude. The only prediction is what he said after
“I think we just predicted a witty one liner”
@@thatoneguydjdoodles rEAAALLY??? You're telling me he can't see into the future? We got a fuckin genius over here
Who else went like this at 19:41?
The Character: "And whatever pets you own at the moment."
Mark: "NO! NOT LUCY AND BUDDY AND CHARLIE AND MAGGIE!!!"
Me: Awww poor Mark XD
I thought he said "Charlie and Vaggie."
I'm cool with feminism just as long as feminists don't say stuff like "women are superior to men" I like to think that women and men are equal and that no one is better than each other OoF
Y_mason_ Y Nobody cares
Cool Gamer701 ???
Women are more important, birth is important
@@cirasthefiend9772 you also need a man for a child to be able to be born
While this whole conversation is dumb, technically you don't need men anymore to reproduce
And instead of bitching about who hurts more/the most we could work for hurting nobody
Funny how this game was made in 2009 and most lf the jokes still hold up perfectly
If there is one thing I've learned; If someone says that a game is offensive it's worth playing.
Jakomi of the Rose hitler the game
Is offensive...(side note i had to write hitler twice for the first sentence because first it autocorrected to butler)
Jakomi of the Rose so true
Haha suckers I mess up your 222 likes!! XD
Yep
Amen rose
_wow these jokes are so old now but were so relevant in that time my god i feel old now_
uhhh
uhhh why is he *stalking me hides behide* *****
*hides behide you still*
oh thank god
I really have to give props to the creator of this game. It's very unique but really funny and awesome. XD Am I offended? Heck no! I really enjoyed this! Thank you for playing this Mark, and seeing your reactions to the jokes was priceless. XD
Hi Ranger! :D
i saw your videos a couple weeks back. now a subscriber.
Woah it's you!
24:43
Monkey: * comes out of ass *
Mark: "Oh no, the monkey's dead!?"
*Surprised Pikachu face*
Great... now I miss the old Internet.
same.
fireinthehole you could have said ditto ... you've failed the internet. thanks.
So do I. My inner normie is finally speaking to me.
The Map Survival Fuck-a You
McFly........eye no how you fel
15:59 ME!ME!ME!
...
Does anyone get where is that reference from?
I know, but I saw it as a reference to the song, so yeah... :P
Amaranth The Gamer Gaijin Goombah covered it.
TH-camrs react.
Toom-san Dude, I know that, but *I* saw it as a reference, okay?? That doesn't mean *you* have to see it as a reference too, I'm just saying what I think! Aaaaand yeah, I know he reacted to it because of the fine bros, and yeah, I know Gaijiin Goomba.covered it... xD
Toom-san Welp, that's me for you. :P
20:43 you know mark, you would have known that if you read the instructions
The one where you destroy the couch is a Chappelle’s Show reference
“I’m Rick James, bitch!”
19:34 it's like he knew you were freaking out at the end of it 😂
Drawing figure guy: Hey, at least it's not violent. Good gawd
Mark after falling silent: *wut??*
I'm still waiting for the day where Tom actually comments on one of Mark's videos saying "Big brother is watching you."
***** True, but if he told Mark then I guess he'd know? XD
***** Yeah, it'd still be amazing though, like oml. :3
OMG YES!!!!!
Prisoner 1: He's the deal we both have a bar of soap and we both know what will happen.
Prisoner 2: Exactly, so what do you want to do?
Prisoner 1: How bought I take a shower first and then you wait.
Prisoner 2: Ok deal.
Prisoner 1: Wait are you going to.....
Prisoner 2: Probably. But I know if I take a shower first you will.....
Prisoner 1: How about we both take a shower.....wait never mind.
Prisoner 2: It appears we are at a stand still.
Prisoner 1: Yes, it does appear to be the case.
Prisoner 3-5: Hurry up and one of you take a shower so we know who gets it tonight.
Prisoner 1: Fuck this I choose parole.
(10 days later)
Judge: In the charges you face how do you plea?
Prisoner 1: Guilty, now just kill me because I don't want to be....
The End
i do believe its areference to a book called 1984 about an alternate reality with three super empires
This was one of the first ever games that I played on Newgrounds. Ahh Memories.
Its funny how hes playing that game in 2015 say that the jokes are old, and im here in 2024 laughing my ass off.
10:38 mark predicted a song
*POW* this is america !
FBI open up
He sure did, but I never listened to it.
He spent WAY too much time shooting those lawyers... WAAAAAYY too long
Maybe but it was entertaining
duck hunt-2015-2016
XD
bro dude As opposed to your demeanor, which is just... lovely.
inhumanpoppy it’s a reference to duck hunt
yeah
How many people were warned that this video is offensive and still clicked on it and said it was offensive.
I bet the people who disliked this were those people
That’s offensive
I think I get it: people think they can tolerate the offensiveness, thinking it can’t be that bad.
But then they can’t tolerate it.
People often overestimate themselves
Your the most offensive one here. Reversed upside down thumb 🖕
@@defuegodiablo4249 Uh... How?
@@defuegodiablo4249 what.
Mark: "This was 7 years ago!"
Me: "Yes"
The legends says the Man still falling on stairs.
If you listen closely, you can still hear the stock sound effects
Legend has it that the man is still falling on those stairs.
21:00 heres dope the game
You again?
I can’t believe mark didn’t get the 1984 reference from the domestic spying part
@yeetkid it's From the book 1984
Anyone from "We become what we behold" ?
Dalian Hino I am!
me too
Dalian Hino Yep.
Yup
Yep
Mark: This was 7 years ago!
Me: “watching this 7 years after it’s posted”
PLEASE CONTINUE THIS TRIOLIGY
WILL DO!!
Markiplier DO IT
DO IT NOW
EHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *waits* DO IT NOW
LIKE.
DO IT NOW
NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWNWONWONWONW
4:31 "Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street"
24:00 is still my favorate part of this video because of his reaction
little did we know it's what inspired Mope Mope
I'm here from the future and I just wanted to stop and tell you it was mine too I kept rewatching it until it was time to go to class but I ended up rewatching it too many times and now I missed class which is how I got sucked into this comment that won't make any sense by time you're done reading it
Looking back this was an awful take
22:33 "jokes are funny but this is so updated... this was seven years ago! MY GOD SEVEN YEARS AGO" i feel u
Don't drink and drive Don't drive and drink and drive Don't drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drink to the brink of driving and driving and drinking and Don't driving and two the drink of briving drin't doink and dive with cell phones and spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink. (I don't know how spot on I am feel free to correct me)
Scott Johnson That's actually spot on. I'm glad you typed it all out cause it's hard too see on the screen even if you pause it.
Nice
*I l l u m i n a t i*
My brain just melted...
Scott Johnson what
"i'll pay you to get me more money"
Ah, capitalism at it's finest
VidBoom
CEO #1: I’ll pay you trash so you work for me
CEO #2: I’ll pay you slightly less trash so you work for me instead, oops now our company isn’t doing great so to protect my financial superiority I will now lay you all off and sell the company
Capitalism is great, what other ways bring more people out of poverty?
Not everyone can be equal just got to work hard.
@@garynalley4277 American Capitalism problem:
1. Greedy education system.
2. Go loan dept.
3. Profiting on medication system.
4. Pushing poor and helpless people to hell and only rise and respect rich once.
5. Pay frick ton of money to get job coz companies won't give a damn what degree and graduation you got.
So Communism is bad but capitalism isn't good eather ...
@@Sam-Striker-1 ok you didn't answer my question. I don't say capitalism is perfect but what other system has been proven better? If you work hard enough in a capitalist system then your work ethic can take you anywhere. That's why you see rags to riches stories all the time.
did we srsly get rick rolled BY A GAME!
Yup.
Thx 4 da heads up :)
+killboy1100 we got rick rolled by THE game
YUP
Yea we did
I like the part where the nihilist said “it’s nihilisin’ time” and then nihilised everywhere
Who else really wanted Mark to Sing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
Meh
Invite Mattias
omg yes lol
Yes
yeah
me
"I didn't know this game was gonna take such a political stance."
Mark, the WHOLE GAME so far was political. And philosophical.
He meant that as in he didn't know when he elected to play the game.
23:47 I knew there would be a jumpscare!
Jacksepticeye: Well, that’s fuckin’ horrifying.
2:22 ok mark but we were
You need to play the next two, Mark, they get better as they go on.
xD its the gay purple toon link
Ikr. Replaying the Game and Reimagining the Game are the two sequels.
Agreed.
Who said he was gay? Maybe Link just wants a change of style?
hell yeah, replaying the game is great
21:17 2015 me: What? Oh no! NOOOOOOOOO! I wanted to hear him sing so baadly!! Had the exact same reaction today, 2019...
I'm still awaiting that Never Gonna Give You Up cover in '24.
Apparently the developer was 13 when he made this game.
How?
How can a thirteen-year-old come up with jokes like that?
13? 13?! 13?!?!?! THOSE JOKES ARE FOR AT LEAST 18 AND UP
No wonder there was so much r/iam14andthisisdeep.
you heard wrong, probably
cause 13 year olds r bettr den u m90s lelelelelelelelelelellelelelele
Politically intelligent and informed youngsters such as he and other teens (such as me- I recently turned 14) are able to string coherent and relevant thoughts pertaining to such situations. ... Also, Bush's failure isn't easy to avoid, unless you're 70 and religiously watch Fox "News."
This is like opening a time capsule for the second time
sentence game:
pick the month you were born in
January - I ate
Februrary - I stole
March - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
August - I needed
September - I shot
October - I shanked
November - I stabbed
December - I slept with
pick the day you were born in
01 - my lover
02 - a hobo
03 - a dog
04 - a shark
05 - my brother
06 - a toothbrush
07 - a drunk guy
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a cat
10 - the president
11 - my friend
12 - a teletubbie
13 - the koolaid man
14 - some eggs
15 - the police
16 - the google company
17 - a snail
18 - a cup
19 - my sister
20 - my brothers toothbrush
21 - a horse
22 - the cookie monster
23 - a bowl of cereal
24 - a golf ball
25 - your mom
26 - my grandma
27 - a top hat
28 - the earth
29 - a pillow
30 - a bucket
31 - a mop
pick the color of the shirt your wearing
black - cause im sexy like that
white - cause I wanted to be special
pink - cause I drink and drive
purple - cause bald retro people told me to
green - cause I wanted 50 potatos
blue - cause the sky was falling
shirtless - cause I got abs
red - cause my blood was too fast
grey - cause the skies turned grey so I acted fast
yellow - cause my goldfish grew bigger than my house
brown - cause the dirt was speaking to me
enter the sentence you got in the replies below
mine is "I shot my lover cause im sexy like that"
I stole my friend cause I wanted to be special
I beat a teletubbie because I wanted to be special
I ran shitless with a hobo cause the sky was falling.
I shot the president cause i wanted 50 potatoes
Mark: its really nice here in LA
Me: IT'S BEEN RAINING ALL WEEK HERE!
This was released in 2015 so it’s different back when Mark was recording this and when you watched it.
Jessie B same it's been raining all month here
Fun fact: take a look at the sypnosis of the game
Darn it, got me 3 years later
I find it amusing that the evolution of trust game and this game were made by the same person