@@Steven-ly9ei any small change is seen as unnecessary at first. That's basically an aspect of British culture. Plus a continental currency would cause issues if one nation had issues so it was also good to stay out of it, can't have Germany bailing everyone out can they?
I love how the video kind of loops back into itself with the video ending in a ''Where the hell are we'' and the video starting in a ''Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space''
@@IsabelTeresaSalasDeLobo-w5q That's the Habsburg family. For a few centuries they were extremely important for the balance of power in Europe. At some point various branches of the family owned Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Hungary, and Italy. Also parts of France. The rest of Europe felt threatened by them (for good reason, of course), and this led to various wars. On this level of detail the Habsburgs didn't have to be included, but it made sense as it's something a lot of people learned a lot about in school.
I watched a 2 hour documentary in school about how Buddhism came to be. bill: sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that were all dying.
I like how 99.9% of the years discussed happened in the first 4 minutes and the other 0.1% were discussed in the latter 80% of the video. Puts into perspective how fast human history is compared to the history of the universe.
Not really. We just know more about things that happened recently, so we can talk about it for longer. He spends more than a third of the video on the last 500 years alone. Although we have been racing along when it comes to climate change and mass extinction.
The world will be fine, it is people, and the other life on Earth that is screwed, and besides we know how to save it, there are just too many people unconvinced that the world is worth the effort to save.
Who else is rewatching this because the marketing team for Civilization 7 just announced that the Majapahit are a playable civ and then referenced this video?
@@davidenorbedo5555 Obviously! But he did an amazing job of fitting so much of human history into the video that most civilisations get a mention, even if they last less than a second!
@@a-blivvy-yus oh sorry I misunderstood your comment, I thought that you were complaining about some civilization that didn't got mentioned in the video
This might be the greatest video on TH-cam. I first watched this when I was 13 in middle school. I’m current 19 now in College. Every year that I get older I watch this and I always feel like I catch something new. A true testament to how well this video has aged!
littleferrhis Then After u have 34 seconds To Panic and realize none of it taught u what u learn in school because school goes way to in-depth about everything...
speedm222 but Palestinians are right to be angry, imagine 70% of the population being told by foreign powers that they have to concede 65% of their land to only 30% of the population(which most of them only immigrated in the last few decades before 1948). It makes no sense. Nobody gives a fuck that their ancestors lived their thousands of years ago, it’s like saying America should give North America back to the native Americans.
History Teacher: I just developed a curriculum that only takes four years to teach a child all about the past! So fast right?!? Bill: Hold my juice box...
yeah in history we spend an hour and a half learning about very specific useless information, but this man gave us a knowledgeable lesson on everything that has ever happened in the universe in under 20. minutes
I memorized this whole video's script like 2 years ago by just listening and ever since then this has become one of the things I quote to myself when I'm in the shower or just bored in my daily life. Now I don't remember all of it but I can recite it up to the eleventh minute so far. After that I start forgetting details or the order of occurrences. Thank you for this incredible creation Bill Wurtz that has become one of the things I love so much that I fully memorize it and recite it to myself when I'm bored
wow, even my history teacher goes only like 6000 years (from ancient egypt to roman empire) FOR 9 FREAKING MONTHS, but i love my history teacher, she is the best, peaceful,quiet, making everybody understand the history lesson and so on!
you forgot to say they made The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *boop*. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The beginning 0:01 - Introduction 0:12 - Nothingness 0:48 - Creations of the Universe 1:05 - First protons, neutrons, and electrons 1:15 - First elements 1:29 - First stars 1:33 - Life cycle of stars 1:45 - Introduction of solar systems 1:51 - Creation of the Earth 1:57 - Introduction of the Moon Earth’s Creation 1:59 - Weather Updates 2:13 - First landforms 2:21 - First life 2:38 - First food 3:05 - Creation of the Ozone 3:23 - First egg Jurassic Era 3:45 - Dinosaurs 3:53 - Death of the Dinos 3:56 - First mammals 4:14 - First people Survival on Young Earth 4:18 Bridge to America 4:21 - Stuck in America 4:26 - First farms and houses 4:38 - Introduction of metals 5:01 - First Societies Bronze Age 5:13 Introduction of Bronze 5:19 Introduction of Egypt 5:25 Introduction of China 5:27 Introduction of Indus River 5:31 Introduction of Norte Chico 5:41 Introduction of Greece 5:45 Death of Indus River 5:49 India’s Relavants / Hymns and Mantras 6:00 Introduction of Hinduism Iron Age 6:01 Bronze Age collapse 6:06 Introduction of Iron 6:09 12 Tribes of Israel and YHWH 6:14 Olmec’s head carving 6:17 Phoenicians made colonies 6:24 Persian Empire 6:34 Introduction of Buddhism 6:53 Chandragupta’s rant about not leaving India 6:57 Chandra conquers India 7:01 Or most of India 7:05 Tamil Kings Time of the Spice Trade 7:13 Begin of the Trade 7:17 Rebirth of China 7:20 Philosophies of China 7:31 GREEKIFICATION OVERLOAD!!! The last of BC, The start of AD 7:39 Roman Empire takes over Greek kingdoms 7:46 Christ enters Earth 7:50 Death and Rebirth of Christ 7:53 Introduction of Christianity 7:56 Road to Silk 8:09 Buddhism Path 8:15 Building of obelisks 8:21 China is whole again… 8:24 Then it broke again… 8:42 Constatine’s capital to main rival Golden Age of India 8:55 Barbarians in Rome 9:00 Death of half of Roman Empire 9:05 The Mayans have figured out the STAAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!! 9:15 India: Broken, China: Fixed 9:21 Korea’s Kingdom 9:22 Sunrise Kingdom 9:24 INTERMISSION Post-Intermission 9:35 Introduction of Islam 9:41 New kingdoms 9:47 Baghdad House of Wisdom 9:53 Swahili of the Swahili Coast 10:18 Small Greenland and Large Iceland 10:20 *PRANKED!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣* 10:31 Holy Roman Empire (Germany) 10:41 Seljuk Turks 10:47 Help with pope 10:54 Crusade! 10:59 Bye, Mayans! Hi, Toltecs! 11:01 Bye, Toltecs! Hi, Mississippi, 11:05 Pueblo’s Interesting Houses 11:08 Introduction of Khmer 11:15 Gunpowder and Typing 11:19 Mongol Empire Rise and Death 11:27 Tonga Time! 11:38 Mali’s Richness 11:50 Black Death 11:56 Oh look who controls all the islands! Mahajapit, X Majahapit, X Mapajahit, X Mahajapit, X Majahapit, X Ma- Ja- Pa- Hit? ✅✅✅✅✅ 12:18 No More Spice Trade? The plan for more Spice 12:33 Christopher Begs Spain 12:39 The trip to America 12:56 Lithuania and Moscow 13:08 Christians “Scam” 13:18 Onion Hat 13:30 The conquer of the Spices 13:50 Sugar Birth of America 14:11 The beginning of a Freedom 14:30 Introduction of no religion 14:39 Napoleon 14:52 Introduction of Machinery 15:01 Choo Choo Created 15:04 Opium Force 15:20 Sultan of Oman to Sultan of Zanzibar 15:31 Telegram 15:37 Slavery Good? No, it’s bad 15:46 Africa Conquer race 15:54 More Manifestations The beginning of Wars 16:34 Russia becomes Soviet 16:39 Home for Jews 16:56 1920’s: The time of celebration 17:03 1930’s: The time of depression 17:13 1940’s: I should stop but the time of WWII 17:21 WWII: The game End of the wars (I guess) 17:30 Peace and Harmony 17:42 How about Israel? Uhhhh- 17:58 Korean War, but paused 18:16 Space Race took Place on the Moon! 18:24 Went from a few countries to lots 18:28 Racism good? No, it’s bad 18:35 Rise and shine, population, (literally) 18:40 Fall of the Soviet 2000’s to the Future! 18:47 Introduction of Email 18:49 Terrorism Strikes 18:52 Introduction of Devices and Google 18:58 Economic crash 19:02 Planes and Printers (3d) 19:05 World Problems 19:12 Earth Day 19:15 The future… Ending 19:20 By the way. Where the heck are we????? 19:21 The End
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 I would like to visit Europe one day... seems like a nice place :3 Edit: I mean, I've seen images. and vids. Seems like a beautiful continent.
Many people already talk about how they rewatch this video every so often, I completely agree how this is truly a masterpiece. I only wish there were more gems like this.
Well it was named that way so people would avoid Iceland because well...that shit sounds miserable. Imagine the look on travellers faces when they went to Greenland.
use element 115 instead of fossil fuels. World saved. But the big bad oil Cabal will stop us. Because oil is a 100 Trillion dollar industry. The World is screwed. And so is the oil Cabal. They just get the privilege of being the last to live. Sad.
@@texasmama3084 Global warming is a thing. Please TH-cam "UN says carbondioxide levels have reached the point of no return. 2016." it's too late. Use a SEG/Searl Effect Generator to run the electronics in your house.
The 1% causing 70%+ of global warming. While the political parties that exist to defend the 1%, one side tells you it isn’t real and the other side blames the people LESS GOO HUMANITY
the greatest thing youtube ever did was to recommend me history of japan video causing me to open notifications in case another country's history is also made which allowed me to get the notification for the entire world history!!! i'm proud to be one of the first people to ever watch this video and be there for all of its journey
This video gets me every time Possibly one of the greatest and most relevant pieces of media ever crested, and silly and witty at the same time. The end kinda scares me though. It so casually refers to AI being connected to industry while achieving sentience.
More like “he was like ‘Nevermind me I’m just gonna destroy this city, that one that one that one. Suddenly his lover drowned in a lake ‘We could make a religion out of this’. Then he was like ‘Heyyy, actually I'm a God too, now. Should we invade India?’ and everybody was like ‘No-o-o-o’. So they went up to India. And got crushed by a fuckton of elephants. Then he retreated and died.”
yeah also because Robespierre and the radicals tried starting an atehistic religion to replace the Catholic Church. However that never caught on because most people in rural France hated the Radicals and the Anti Christian stuff and were still strongly Catholic.
*that one kid who goes all out for the history presentation.*
LOOOOOL
Yup
*but still gets a C*
Noob He didn’t use parenthetical documentation
Anyone from college?
“Except Britain because they don’t feel like it” is the most British phrase known
ZX Jumpbug let me fix that sentence for you
“Yep, mate. We’re all stubborn gits, lad.”
sorry for the stereotypical sentence
As a British person I can confirm that is precisely our attitude about most things
@@Steven-ly9ei any small change is seen as unnecessary at first. That's basically an aspect of British culture. Plus a continental currency would cause issues if one nation had issues so it was also good to stay out of it, can't have Germany bailing everyone out can they?
My god 666 lukes
Andreyaaa omg 666 lukes
The rare crossover of chemistry, physics, geology, paleontology, human history and art. In short a true masterpiece that can't be replaced by anyone.
Don't forget astronomy
And pretty good prediction of the future, with AI (the thing inventor).
4 days ago!?!!?!?!? I thought I was alone here
Theology as well
@@donovantheplayboy599 nope
I love how the video kind of loops back into itself with the video ending in a ''Where the hell are we'' and the video starting in a ''Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space''
If only this was a very long short
@@Slapbattler666a long you might say
pretty obvious
@@mcmonkey26TH-cam longs
Never speak ever again@@mcmonkey26
The amount of times this man said that China is back together and China is broken in the same sentence is absurd
was annoyed at him saying the Qin dynasty was Confucianism though. Literally *the* example of Legalism put in practice
Almost as absurd as the amount of times china got back together and broke again
Why is important the mantion of this family in colossas video about the whole history. 12:54
@@IsabelTeresaSalasDeLobo-w5q That's the Habsburg family. For a few centuries they were extremely important for the balance of power in Europe. At some point various branches of the family owned Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Hungary, and Italy. Also parts of France. The rest of Europe felt threatened by them (for good reason, of course), and this led to various wars.
On this level of detail the Habsburgs didn't have to be included, but it made sense as it's something a lot of people learned a lot about in school.
@@johaquila oh excelent stuff thanks
Teacher: Make An Essay Of The History Of Earth.
Bill: Sharpening 48 Pencils
My AP World teacher actually assigned us this... hence why I'm watching this video 😭
@@littlelion2094 hehe. I don't start school for another week
Hi People me too bro
@@hipeople9856 i got 2 weeks dude, Canada, "fUcK yEa"
@@littlelion2094 and then everybody clapped
I watched a 2 hour documentary in school about how Buddhism came to be.
bill: sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that were all dying.
Plot twist: bill is the buddha and he is sharing his knowledge
Plot twist: bill is your mom
Plot twist: bill is the dying
plot twist: bill is bill
Plot Twist: Bill got a 2000 dollar bill because he’s more billier than bill who is more billier than bill but no one beats bill wurtz
i refuse to believe this is 7 years old, should be put up in some museum or smthn. makes me so damn happy.
fr, who else saw this years ago in a history or social studies class?
@@tylerkasturi1209I watched this a few years ago in class lol
I remember 6 year old me stumbling upon this video cos my mum showed it to me, I turn 14 in 9 days…
@@LovelyLara123Happy almost birthday!
You could make a religion out of this
"Oops half of europe just died"
Dude i hate when that happens
Proffesor Pantheon relatable
That’s the worst man
I feel you, just when I thought I could leave it alone for a few hours
"Ugghhh, I slipped on Japan causing it to be hit by Two Nukes."
I hate that you made me chuckle
I can’t believe this was 3 years ago. Man, time really flies.
true
Yup
ahhh the times when theres was no coronaaaaaa THE HAPPY TIMESSSSSSSSSSs
Hah
ii_affaffarockxs i like corona
Me: Connects to internet
Chrome: “And the dinosaurs are gone”
PPPFFFFFFFF-
*W o t*
Countryhuman Nazi.
That’s what I mean by it.
skunkii
•~•
And the mammals are here 🐺
I figured out the morse at 15:30 translates to "sexlol" that is amazing
I'm scared to blink and miss a whole century.
I agree
I blink for one second and half of Europe died.
Am i cooked?
Wink each eye that way you can still see
me
“Look at this: I control the food now. Everyone wants to be my friend now”
Civilization in a nutshell
double box pfp
double box shit
We can make a religion out of this
& everyone has a house now except mine is bigger because I'm the food. 😛
Bruh I just saw you a couple days ago trolling on a Koneko video.
I like how 99.9% of the years discussed happened in the first 4 minutes and the other 0.1% were discussed in the latter 80% of the video. Puts into perspective how fast human history is compared to the history of the universe.
oh yeah, this taught me more shit than every history class in my entire life
you mean tiny?
@@ygemkaa I mean a lot of stuff has happened in the last couple thousand years alone.
It's almost like you can see when animals learned how to write...
Not really. We just know more about things that happened recently, so we can talk about it for longer. He spends more than a third of the video on the last 500 years alone. Although we have been racing along when it comes to climate change and mass extinction.
2:00: Start -4,000,000,000
2:41: -3,000,000,000
2:46: -2,300,000,000
2:51: -500,000,000
3:22: -380,000,000
3:24: -375,000,000
3:36: -312,000,000
3:43: -252,000,000
3:53: -66,000,000
4:00: -15,000,000
4:05: -4,000,000
4:07: -3,000,000
4:10: -1,500,000
4:11: -200,000
4:19: -20,000
4:22: -10,000
4:37: -5000
5:13: -3300
5:23: -2000
5:36: -1600
5:49: -1200
6:02: -1150
6:17: -800
6:22: -671
6:23: -600
6:23: -580
6:25: -500
6:36: -475
6:40: -400
6:45: -330
6:53: -305
7:17: -221
7:39: 1
7:47: 30
8:12: 220
8:15: 225
8:16: 300
8:22: 280
8:25: 320
8:42: 330
8:47: 400
9:01: 476
9:13: 576
9:25: 610
9:35: 622
9:38: 650
9:47: 786
10:05: 800
10:25: 882
10:40: 1066
10:42: 1071
11:01: 1100
11:08: 1150
11:16: 1192
11:19: 1249
11:39: 1324
11:51: 1350
11:54: 1400
12:06: 1450
12:17: 1453
12:41: 1492
12:46: 1494
12:56: 1500
13:03: 1501
13:17: 1517
13:13: 1530
13:41: 1600
13:52: 1640
14:04: 1754
14:16: 1776
14:22: 1788
14:28: 1794
14:35: 1791
14:40: 1804
15:13: 1839
15:38: 1863
How
More:
15:47: 1884
16:07: 1898
16:13: 1908
16:16: 1911
16:25: 1914
16:31: 1917
16:37: 1922
16:38: 1917
16:30: 1922
16:50: 1923
17:03: 1933
17:11: 1937
17:15: 1945
17:37: 1947
17:47: 1947
17:52: 1949
17:59: 1950
18:17: 1957
18:18: 1969
18:29: 1968
18:43: 1991
18:46: 1999
18:49: 2001
End 19:15: 2028
@@Rainbowbusterboy jeez you conmited to the bit, respect bro
Idk @Tracker-FFAR
Cool 😍
“i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat”
*shows plane*
A plane is basically a flying boat.
He showed an Ekranoplan.
Welcome to Bill Wurts's then.
Cryo Genocide:
A plane is a glorified bus with wings.
bill wurtz in a nut shell
'"Let's save the planet!" Said everyone not knowing how.'
Love him or hate him, he's spitting fax.
Dont fry your brain again Denki!
no printer, just *faxs*
The world will be fine, it is people, and the other life on Earth that is screwed, and besides we know how to save it, there are just too many people unconvinced that the world is worth the effort to save.
"Use metal straws" they said
Why denki this isn't the place I would expect to see you....but then again I can see you watching this
“Let’s have world peace!”
“...sike”
That just sums up the entire world
Too true
We could make a reli- No don't
@baimk3ce what?
@baimk3ce sorry i dont speak majapahit
Ye
Who else is rewatching this because the marketing team for Civilization 7 just announced that the Majapahit are a playable civ and then referenced this video?
"...cutting everybody's head off until someone got mad and cut his head off"
"you could make a reli-"
"no, don't"
Almost every single sentence in this video could be quoted and I love it
thats what my friend said when i showed him my religeon
@@trumpetskeleton1418 "almost every sentance in this video could be quoted and i love it" - trumpet skeleton
kawaii kitty UwU why did everyone remember this video like in the last month
@@itoaste idk XD
Aliens : "So, tell us a bit about your so-called 'Earth'."
Me :
We can make a religion out of this
Alien: you have 19 minutes and 25 seconds to tell us everything
Me: ;)
Yay
Same dude, same. UvU
No dont
I love how Bill just dropped this one day 6 years ago and continued to vibe on making songs without ever acknowledging it.
> be bill wurtz
> spend god knows how long making one video
> upload it
> refuse to acknowledge that the video ever existed
> 163m views
A one hit wonder king up there with the guy who did "someone I used to know"
@@Backinblackbunny009 and astronaut in an ocean
@@Backinblackbunny009the history of japan, and i'm still a piece of garbage would like to speak with you.
@@Backinblackbunny009he has many hits, listen to mount saint helens, long long long journey, I can play
3:01
"Hey can we go on land?"
"NO"
"Why"
"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"
"Oh okay"
"Not any more٫there's a ✨blanket ✨"
I posted the same comment except time stamps for basically each word with the same words that you wrote
I literally can't miss any second or I'll miss an entire civilization
Some don't even get a whole second...
it would be an honor to even get a second
@@a-blivvy-yus bro he literally told 6 billion years in 20 minutes, obviously he can't put everything
@@davidenorbedo5555 Obviously! But he did an amazing job of fitting so much of human history into the video that most civilisations get a mention, even if they last less than a second!
@@a-blivvy-yus oh sorry I misunderstood your comment, I thought that you were complaining about some civilization that didn't got mentioned in the video
Humans: ”Lets have a quiet minute to honour some dead guy”
Bill Wurtz: ”Lets have a quiet 0.000016 of a second to honour half of Europe”
Unrated comment
@@DoenerKritiker *underrated smh
Quiet* x2
I'd like it but it has 666
Don't you mean 160 microseconds
"Genius is making complex ideas simple, not making simple ideas complex" - Albert Einstein
We could make a religion out of this
Lmao
_old and funky german scientist
@@joshual.7900 no, don't.
Precious Fatoye onion hat
my best friend showed me this in sixth grade and she's never showed me anything since. i love this video with all of my heart. thank you, mr wurtz.
i love coming back here as i learn more history and going "hey i know that!!"
same
sounds like it should be a jingle
Same it's great
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS
Same lol. I'm watching the video and I'm like hey I learned this in school lol
Teacher: If you’re so smart summarize the history of the world
Him: *_INHALES_*
Lol
😂
Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space.
Training Wheelz I bet this guy can summarize the history of space
Wait...
Dr DanDy LMAO
this man made all of this and put NO MIDROLL ADS, HE DIDNT EVEN WANT A LOT IF MONEY FROM THIS VIDEO AND IT TOOK HIM LIKE 2 YEARS
THE M A D L A D
@decidueye721 yeah but he couldve added midroll ads, probably getting him more,
Gneurshk
The maddest of all the lads
decidueye721 it would be a lot more like a million dollars
I think it got demonetised
This might be the greatest video on TH-cam. I first watched this when I was 13 in middle school. I’m current 19 now in College. Every year that I get older I watch this and I always feel like I catch something new. A true testament to how well this video has aged!
When your world history test is in 20 minutes and you haven’t studied.
littleferrhis Then After u have 34 seconds To Panic and realize none of it taught u what u learn in school because school goes way to in-depth about everything...
how i feel with APWH..
_"Bcz, that the way, I like to live my life... And I feel like everything's gonna be fine."_
I made a 98 page presentation about the history of the world with this video as a base
Got an A :)
“Whoops, half of Europe just died.”
The casualness is great
We can make a religion out of half of Europe dying.
No don’t
DaGerman yes do that
Perism
Get it? Perish? Die? (cries silently)
"some stars will burn out and die. some starts burn out and die with PASSION" - origin of supernova, by this genius.
some starts* bigger stars
I'm gonna burn out and die with passion
@@JamesTheAce0 Ok let's see
@@JamesTheAce0 you mean you get popular and die out of exhaustion?
i’ve been watching this to fall asleep to, every night for the last 5 months
School: *1 year*
Bill wurtz: *19minutes 26seconds take it or leave it*
Lmfaoo
Lmao
I’ll take it and make a religion out of it
play the video in 0.5 speed to understand
Double the speed
Bill Wurtz: (says something)
Everyone: We can make a religion out of this.
no, don't
Late squad
@@jazepol *how bout I do anyway?*
We can make a religion out of this
@@TheScaredLittleScholar so we make a religion about making religions?
“Sike, they only get angrier” is the best description
Say Sike right now
Singu1arity Games Say joe right now
"SIKE" *THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER*
@@gospelidols1114 *OHHHH*
speedm222 but Palestinians are right to be angry, imagine 70% of the population being told by foreign powers that they have to concede 65% of their land to only 30% of the population(which most of them only immigrated in the last few decades before 1948). It makes no sense. Nobody gives a fuck that their ancestors lived their thousands of years ago, it’s like saying America should give North America back to the native Americans.
17:42 Foreshadowing
"hi, you're on a rock, floating in space"
"by the way where the hell are we"
history repeats itself
m.th-cam.com/video/UjA6TB8aBBg/w-d-xo.html
@e bot
@@yesno120 bot
@@tufe4613 Eventually he stopped thinking
“I miss you” I mean even more now
teacher: why isnt the sun killing us
me: *raises hand*
teacher: go ahead tim
me: blanket.
Lol
I'm taking back the blanket cuz y'all couldn't behave
@@ozzni1 please don't ill be cold
@@ozzni1 yeah wtf man we will be cold
@@ozzni1 yeah dude itll be cold
Some stars burn out and die
Bigger stars burn out and die with *_PÁSSION_*
Seems like every 14 year old who thinks there stats and when they die they think they will be remembered
And it makes brand new way crazier shit
@Bonnie Bon Gacha u deserve more likes
*_PASSION INTENSIFIES_*
*POW* 🤯
I remember watching this when it was brand new lmfao still as funny and iconic as ever 7 years later
"The sun is a deadly lazer"
"And the dinosaur are gone"
My brain : And the dinosaurs argon.
Meanwhile,in the Ordovician Period... A star is a deadly laser! And Flat Landing went boom!
@@starguy8809 And the dinosaur's argon
Africa.
@@monodium8832 wtf
History Teacher: I just developed a curriculum that only takes four years to teach a child all about the past! So fast right?!?
Bill: Hold my juice box...
AHAHAHA YEAH LIKE DAMN IT IS 1AM AND I JUST LEARNED ALL ABOUT HISTORY IN 19 MINS
@@Lo_username 19 minutes and 26 seconds
@@Mxchiihxney oh right can't forget that-
One second= 1millions years in dis video.... Or more-
@@Lo_username or less
@@qui-gonjinn6887 :0
History class: *takes an hour and a half to learn something*
Bill Wurtz: pathetic
This is *_underrated!!.!!!!_*
@@rosepetunia1829 this got 118 million views?
@@henrylistanowsky9976 they meant the comment.
@@cocoapowder2 still got 330 likes thats more than most comments
yeah in history we spend an hour and a half learning about very specific useless information, but this man gave us a knowledgeable lesson on everything that has ever happened in the universe in under 20. minutes
I memorized this whole video's script like 2 years ago by just listening and ever since then this has become one of the things I quote to myself when I'm in the shower or just bored in my daily life. Now I don't remember all of it but I can recite it up to the eleventh minute so far. After that I start forgetting details or the order of occurrences. Thank you for this incredible creation Bill Wurtz that has become one of the things I love so much that I fully memorize it and recite it to myself when I'm bored
Portugal: “We need spices no matter what”
Native Americans: “Shoot.”
We can make a reli- *no don’t*
d o n t
What if native Americans made guns and shot every one
S p e c e r i j e n
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Today I learned that nobody was ever in Canada and it probably doesn’t exist other then being a big chunk of land
At least there is a beaver
@@marcinnowak3888 LMAO
I take offensive to that statement
@@Sonicboy0700 sorry but the video has deemed it so. Not once does this man mention Canada or even draw a line to it
Oh my god you’re right he never mentioned it
I like the way he says “NO, THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER”
Not anymore there’s a blanket
Let’s make a religion out of this!
Memes existing
People: you can make a religion out of this
We all do
Eh.... eh.... eh... well lets make some eggs
I was reading this comment right when he said that😂
0:16 confusion
What do you mean he explained perfectly
@@CameronW-xk4fbI agree
😂
0:34 wait what did you say? I couldn’t hear you.
@CameronW-xk4fb 🤣
Yet our history teachers only go through about 2000 years in 9 months.
He just did this 13 billion year time span in 19 minutes
wow, even my history teacher goes only like 6000 years (from ancient egypt to roman empire) FOR 9 FREAKING MONTHS, but i love my history teacher, she is the best, peaceful,quiet, making everybody understand the history lesson and so on!
My history teacher can only manage 70...
@@officialwatershieldchannel3858 💀, i hope he is a good and quiet and lovable teacher like mine
History class speedrun world record in 19 minutes and 32 seconds
@@simplycurios9776 sheesh
I love how even 3 years after this was made, everyone still comes back to watch.
We can make a religion out of this
@@joshual.7900 or can we? **Vsace music starts playing**
98 million view
I can watch this a 100 times and still not get bored
It’s one of the best videos ever uploaded, along with ‘beating Minecraft with a steering wheel’, and ‘bathroom serenade’
This is one of my favorite pieces of internet history
Mine too
SAME
I'm convinced that everyone has seen or heard of this video at least once. I come back here every few months when I need a laugh.
My favorite comment here
No - the internet history is a piece of this video ;)
seven and a half years later and it's still the best way to show the whole history of the world
*"Let's save the planet" said everybody, not knowing how.*
The 21st century so far in a nutshell.
and the ocean is full of plastic
*by the way, where the hell are we?*
VIPie S P A C E
I think I know who can save the planet.
*_BLACK VULCAN!!_*
World: *exists*
Bill: _You can make a meme out of this_
no dont
no
yes I agree
I’m the creator of this meme
We can make religion out of this.
5 years later and this video is still a masterpiece
agree
Yeah
facts
Facts
Fr
you forgot to say they made The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *boop*. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Normal people: take years to teach history of the world
Bill wurtz: Does it in 20 minutes
GIVE HATE ON th-cam.com/channels/_c5N4D6G6rPPEeCRpFDe8Q.html
Uh AcTuLy Its 19 MinUtS
Took him 11 painstaking months to research and make though. Hats off to him!
@@okcommunism6322 -_-
@@okcommunism6322 -~-
guys, just send emoticons
teacher: you can’t learn the history of the entire world in 20 minutes..
me:
he's right you have to do it in 19 minutes 25 seconds
Hello im Donald trump i started world war 3
Joseph joestar altern i know i read the news
The Sage ASSUMPTION OF GENDER?
i like trains
“Vietnam just unconquered itself,
Korea just became itself”
Out of context, this is hilarious
yep
it is
11:10
Space Life I just saw the scene right after the comment lol
Just a Random astromech thanks dude
it's a tradition to watch this once in a while
“Some stars burn out and die.”
“Bigger stars burn out and die with *passion*!”
And make some way crazier sh*t
Space Dust!
I thought he said *Ashes*!
@@enn013-standard no don't
@@sharedgame1389 why?
*the sun is a deadly lazer*
PASSION GUYS, PASSION
lil dicky: I made the best video about the earth
bill: *hold my deadly lazer*
Lucia you have a great talent at making things boring xDD
@Guardian lol
Who the fuck is lil dicky?
@@thewhistleblower8531 I was thinking the same thing xD
lil dicky is the worst "rapper".
my teacher: "alright guys, we're going to have a test tomorrow!"
me: *watches this for the 17th time*
😂
@@adamlowndes you joke but it did help me get a B on a test so that is good i think
WhT anime is ur pic from
Bruh like, idk why i have to do history class. I just have to watch this and i'm set for life
you forgot the 0 at the end
The beginning
0:01 - Introduction
0:12 - Nothingness
0:48 - Creations of the Universe
1:05 - First protons, neutrons, and electrons
1:15 - First elements
1:29 - First stars
1:33 - Life cycle of stars
1:45 - Introduction of solar systems
1:51 - Creation of the Earth
1:57 - Introduction of the Moon
Earth’s Creation
1:59 - Weather Updates
2:13 - First landforms
2:21 - First life
2:38 - First food
3:05 - Creation of the Ozone
3:23 - First egg
Jurassic Era
3:45 - Dinosaurs
3:53 - Death of the Dinos
3:56 - First mammals
4:14 - First people
Survival on Young Earth
4:18 Bridge to America
4:21 - Stuck in America
4:26 - First farms and houses
4:38 - Introduction of metals
5:01 - First Societies
Bronze Age
5:13 Introduction of Bronze
5:19 Introduction of Egypt
5:25 Introduction of China
5:27 Introduction of Indus River
5:31 Introduction of Norte Chico
5:41 Introduction of Greece
5:45 Death of Indus River
5:49 India’s Relavants / Hymns and Mantras
6:00 Introduction of Hinduism
Iron Age
6:01 Bronze Age collapse
6:06 Introduction of Iron
6:09 12 Tribes of Israel and YHWH
6:14 Olmec’s head carving
6:17 Phoenicians made colonies
6:24 Persian Empire
6:34 Introduction of Buddhism
6:53 Chandragupta’s rant about not leaving India
6:57 Chandra conquers India
7:01 Or most of India
7:05 Tamil Kings
Time of the Spice Trade
7:13 Begin of the Trade
7:17 Rebirth of China
7:20 Philosophies of China
7:31 GREEKIFICATION OVERLOAD!!!
The last of BC, The start of AD
7:39 Roman Empire takes over Greek kingdoms
7:46 Christ enters Earth
7:50 Death and Rebirth of Christ
7:53 Introduction of Christianity
7:56 Road to Silk
8:09 Buddhism Path
8:15 Building of obelisks
8:21 China is whole again…
8:24 Then it broke again…
8:42 Constatine’s capital to main rival
Golden Age of India
8:55 Barbarians in Rome
9:00 Death of half of Roman Empire
9:05 The Mayans have figured out the STAAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!
9:15 India: Broken, China: Fixed
9:21 Korea’s Kingdom
9:22 Sunrise Kingdom
9:24 INTERMISSION
Post-Intermission
9:35 Introduction of Islam
9:41 New kingdoms
9:47 Baghdad House of Wisdom
9:53 Swahili of the Swahili Coast
10:18 Small Greenland and Large Iceland
10:20 *PRANKED!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣*
10:31 Holy Roman Empire (Germany)
10:41 Seljuk Turks
10:47 Help with pope
10:54 Crusade!
10:59 Bye, Mayans! Hi, Toltecs!
11:01 Bye, Toltecs! Hi, Mississippi,
11:05 Pueblo’s Interesting Houses
11:08 Introduction of Khmer
11:15 Gunpowder and Typing
11:19 Mongol Empire Rise and Death
11:27 Tonga Time!
11:38 Mali’s Richness
11:50 Black Death
11:56 Oh look who controls all the islands!
Mahajapit, X
Majahapit, X
Mapajahit, X
Mahajapit, X
Majahapit, X
Ma- Ja- Pa- Hit?
✅✅✅✅✅
12:18 No More Spice Trade?
The plan for more Spice
12:33 Christopher Begs Spain
12:39 The trip to America
12:56 Lithuania and Moscow
13:08 Christians “Scam”
13:18 Onion Hat
13:30 The conquer of the Spices
13:50 Sugar
Birth of America
14:11 The beginning of a Freedom
14:30 Introduction of no religion
14:39 Napoleon
14:52 Introduction of Machinery
15:01 Choo Choo Created
15:04 Opium Force
15:20 Sultan of Oman to Sultan of Zanzibar
15:31 Telegram
15:37 Slavery Good? No, it’s bad
15:46 Africa Conquer race
15:54 More Manifestations
The beginning of Wars
16:34 Russia becomes Soviet
16:39 Home for Jews
16:56 1920’s: The time of celebration
17:03 1930’s: The time of depression
17:13 1940’s: I should stop but the time of WWII
17:21 WWII: The game
End of the wars (I guess)
17:30 Peace and Harmony
17:42 How about Israel? Uhhhh-
17:58 Korean War, but paused
18:16 Space Race took Place on the Moon!
18:24 Went from a few countries to lots
18:28 Racism good? No, it’s bad
18:35 Rise and shine, population, (literally)
18:40 Fall of the Soviet
2000’s to the Future!
18:47 Introduction of Email
18:49 Terrorism Strikes
18:52 Introduction of Devices and Google
18:58 Economic crash
19:02 Planes and Printers (3d)
19:05 World Problems
19:12 Earth Day
19:15 The future…
Ending
19:20 By the way. Where the heck are we?????
19:21 The End
Put water In it, Have a Baby on Land, In An Egg.
This entire thing was just China falling apart and coming together again lol
China is whole again
And then it broke again
China Don't Die It Multiplies. 😊🌟😉👍😏👏🏼
Yay it's back together again!
@@ojie285 it just split
Cant wait for Bill to drop “The Entire History of 2020 I guess”
He quit youtube im still sad ):
Zahir Flores no he’s working on “history of the entire universe, I guess”
@@joshual.7900 that going to be cool
@Zahir Flores actually, he says he's currently working on something. he will be back though, who knows when, but he will soon hopefully !!!
Zahir Flores No he is working on a new editing software
Parents: Go outside.
Me: *No.*
Parents: Why?
Me: *The sun is a deadly laser.*
FortDozi parents:not anymore theres a blanket
*We could make a religion out of this*
Jens H. Ådnanes It’S a NuGgEt BlAnKeT
N o t
A n Y mO re
T h eR e S
A
BL a N k e t
Yeah sorry everyone have being stuck inside
Dude i wish i found this video back in highschool. Ive learned more in 19 minutes than I have in 4 years.
Teacher: So who is ready to write a history test?
Bill:Sharpening 20+ pencils
FRANX lol
Why would you write a test
Omg it killed when 6ou said AN HISTORY OMG 😂😂😂
Write an history test??
An??
Write a test??
Wut
@@nobody1yearand130 does it matter?
Imagine if the aliens conquered our planet and everything else is wiped out except for this video. Beautiful.
We can make a religion out of this
@@joshual.7900 No.. don't
Lord Stinson *how bout I do, anyway?*
Lord Stinson yes
That would actually be pretty alrighty
‘Whoops, half of Europe just died.’
Im from Europe and im offended ;-;
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 who r u talking to
@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Nobody ;-;
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 I would like to visit Europe one day... seems like a nice place :3
Edit: I mean, I've seen images. and vids. Seems like a beautiful continent.
@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Kewl :3
Most famous words
3:02 NO THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
3:53 and the dinosaurs are gone
Many people already talk about how they rewatch this video every so often, I completely agree how this is truly a masterpiece. I only wish there were more gems like this.
It's a masterpiece in a lot of different aspects too. Musically, scientifically, historically, animation-wise, humor-wise... it's just perfect
im taking ap world this year...and i immediately went back to this lol
@jakubmalicki7567 search up Story of the entire Bible I guess
same
Me to
“Germany’s back, featuring Hitler; the angry mustache model.”
"And he's mad at the Jews for existing".
"Japan is finally conquering the East. And they're so excited, they rape Nanking way too hard; they should probably just deny it."
*angry germans have entered the chat* jk
No don't
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 but he is actually jaw blooded. So this is why he killed youreselt.
greenland and iceland being the biggest territorial joke of all times since the moment they were discovered lmao
How come?
@@Rikuzki iceland is green and greenland is ice
Well it was named that way so people would avoid Iceland because well...that shit sounds miserable. Imagine the look on travellers faces when they went to Greenland.
W-well, if Greenland
*blushes*
Is so icy
*blushes again*
I might
*blushes once more*
Want to live there.
😊👉👈
"I will conquer Greenland!"
"...you want the icy one?"
"Wait, IS it? Then what's Iceland... the GREEN one!?"
14:31 it's funny because there was almost a religion in the french revolution
“Can’t go over there without buying a boat” shows plane
Ye
We can make a religion out of this!
do you understand funny?
@@arbitrario3845 do you?
@@andrewmccune4629 do you?
" 'lets save the planet', said everybody, not knowing how"
truer words havent been spoken since global warming was a thing
What if global cooling was a thing 👁👄👁
Lmao outta everything in this vid that’s what u took from it
use element 115 instead of fossil fuels. World saved. But the big bad oil Cabal will stop us. Because oil is a 100 Trillion dollar industry. The World is screwed. And so is the oil Cabal. They just get the privilege of being the last to live. Sad.
@@texasmama3084 Global warming is a thing. Please TH-cam "UN says carbondioxide levels have reached the point of no return. 2016." it's too late. Use a SEG/Searl Effect Generator to run the electronics in your house.
The 1% causing 70%+ of global warming. While the political parties that exist to defend the 1%, one side tells you it isn’t real and the other side blames the people LESS GOO HUMANITY
everybody making memes in the comments but nobody is talking *about how this video hit 100 million views*
Wait till you see the comments now 😂
We can make a religion out of this
I was litteraly thinking about thar
That’s why i’m watching it lol
Ikr
the greatest thing youtube ever did was to recommend me history of japan video causing me to open notifications in case another country's history is also made which allowed me to get the notification for the entire world history!!! i'm proud to be one of the first people to ever watch this video and be there for all of its journey
I refuse to believe this is only 5 years old. It seems like it's been around forever.
Almost 6.
I could have sworn this was from 2006.
5 years!
It's become history of the world, I guess...
Fr I only realized it now. Always thought it was like 9 years ago and was one of those classics.
It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while
It is a requirement to watch this video at least once every year
It really is
This is the tenth time I've watched this
@@TheWizdWiz more like once every month
Literally
This was 4 years ago, and I'm still here. That's how educational and fun it is. Thanks Bill.
same-
*Did I ask*
@@idea-_-6902 No but Candice did
@@S7ardustSpeedway lmao u said "no but ligma did" and it's edited
yes
I occasionally come back to this video and I'm convinced it is the reason I started getting into history all those years ago. A true internet gem
The only reason he knows all of this is because he was there for all of it.
He is god confirmed
We can make a religion out of this
Joshua Liu is on a crusade
Yes
you jinxed us
'Let's save the planet' said everybody, not knowing how.
Classic.
getting china to stop dumping plastic and africa stop dumping oil into the oceans would be a great start
@@Viper8828 getting yourself to stop dumping your shit in the streets will be a great start :)
@@Viper8828 start with your self
@@zollaret3408 um what???
@@zollaret3408 They never said they littered in the streets :/
Black Death: *exists*
Europe: Woops, there goes half of Europe
one-third *dabs*
2/3 of Europe
Couldn’t of said it better myself.
18:17 I don't know how you did it, but you made a middle finger audible.
Mad respect to the quarks and stuff who made the universe.
*whisper: they never got gravitation
For real, those little guys being able to go from one place to a different place over a bit of time(™) was quite cool of them.
bruhhh god made everything dudee
u got bfb four pfp????
@@monmonthecat1652 Scew that
Imagine what his search history looked like after making this
you might even need a different video to explain the history of his search engine, i guess
Hes bill wurts
He is a search engine
"Why do mammals have such great breasts"
600th like
egypt image
*Everyone in France is chopping off other peoples heads*
You could make a relig- no don't
Relig-
Lesbian pfp
There are layers to that joke because it actually happened for a short while
Yes do
@@spaceycosplays1298 is there anything wrong with it?
This video gets me every time
Possibly one of the greatest and most relevant pieces of media ever crested, and silly and witty at the same time.
The end kinda scares me though. It so casually refers to AI being connected to industry while achieving sentience.
"He was great".
"And now he's dead".
- wow that got dark real quick.
So it goes.
We can make a religion out of this
Aiden Kim no dont
Jakob Noreus *how bout I do, anyway?*
More like “he was like ‘Nevermind me I’m just gonna destroy this city, that one that one that one. Suddenly his lover drowned in a lake ‘We could make a religion out of this’. Then he was like ‘Heyyy, actually I'm a God too, now. Should we invade India?’ and everybody was like ‘No-o-o-o’. So they went up to India. And got crushed by a fuckton of elephants. Then he retreated and died.”
This is the reason I passed World History.
cmon bro Haha Cool 😎👍😊 congrats bro
Ok boomet
ATTACK OF THE DRUNKEN DONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@katzrz cringe and unfunny
Me too
The line “you can make a reli- no don’t” is actually genius because the French Revolution rejected religion
The cult of reason has entered the chat
Cult of the Supreme Being
A lot of seemingly random lines he says actually reference something and aren't random
yeah also because Robespierre and the radicals tried starting an atehistic religion to replace the Catholic Church. However that never caught on because most people in rural France hated the Radicals and the Anti Christian stuff and were still strongly Catholic.
Exactly. It wasn't specifically anti religion, it was anti catholic.
2:55 *_It's the cambrian explosion!_*