The Spiders and the Bees

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  • Everyone was so afraid of spiders when what we should have been fearing is bees.
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  • @VibrantVioletVisions
    @VibrantVioletVisions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17617

    Me: **Has Arachnophobia**
    Video: *Just don't be scared of spiders*
    Me: oh I should have thought of that

    • @abritt518
      @abritt518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      For real tho lol. Ik they are a 1/1000 my size. But they’re scary!!

    • @pieterd3408
      @pieterd3408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Same!

    • @ballistickgamerya941
      @ballistickgamerya941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I KNOW

    • @heytheredemons3579
      @heytheredemons3579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Ikrrr I love James but I honestly hate when people say stuff like that

    • @scratch9349
      @scratch9349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol same

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4713

    I’ve been stung by a bee 0 times
    Been stung by a hornet 3 times
    Screw hornets

    • @catie_m
      @catie_m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      thank you!

    • @artandfiction4534
      @artandfiction4534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I've never been stung by a bee, and a yellow jacket tried to sting me twice. It stung me at the waist, somehow, and (since they can't tell the difference between each living being), it stung my dad beside the eye. Then it died.

    • @briapryor1709
      @briapryor1709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I’ve never gotten stung or bitten, but I’m still scared.

    • @hueyyunnwong2687
      @hueyyunnwong2687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      6 minutes 180 likes

    • @mightybush946
      @mightybush946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hornets are soo much worse

  • @jgrod6766
    @jgrod6766 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +919

    I absolutely love seeing MatPat, Stephanie, And James in the most wholesome and kind way. You will be missed, and thanks for everything MatPat.
    {for yall who keep yapping about this being the wrong video, MatPat and Stephanie voiced the two spiders in the beginning, and were even given credit during the end.}

    • @HxdrxYT
      @HxdrxYT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      This has 49 likes. That proves that people still watch this video in 2024!

    • @doofycoco6893
      @doofycoco6893 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@HxdrxYT true

    • @Magic_Pen_Studios
      @Magic_Pen_Studios 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@HxdrxYTof course they do! James makes some of the best animation videos out there!!

    • @thatguyderpy1698
      @thatguyderpy1698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Wrong channel buddy

    • @Lime_is_LushOFFICIAL
      @Lime_is_LushOFFICIAL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😭

  • @Razorect
    @Razorect 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

    When u learn 5 years later that the baby and mummy spider were voiced by matpat and Steph

    • @Jule_5589
      @Jule_5589 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      fr tho

    • @Yume-AW
      @Yume-AW หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      WAIT WHAAAAT

    • @DOMyth
      @DOMyth หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ow my brain hurts

    • @ZachEscarioOfficial
      @ZachEscarioOfficial 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😮

    • @theothergreatone
      @theothergreatone 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I knew that. I watched the "Hello Retirement" video. It was pretty cool.

  • @collegemaster5683
    @collegemaster5683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9472

    James: "Bees are the hardest working thing on earth."
    Ants: Are we a joke to you?

    • @booksandart5920
      @booksandart5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Yeees, poor ants

    • @wildspirit2534
      @wildspirit2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Ants are 2st hardest working thing on earth

    • @dabondabshxrk_bob
      @dabondabshxrk_bob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tv

    • @_marshP
      @_marshP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Humans:We're right here bruh.

    • @felinefrost7023
      @felinefrost7023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      franco cruz technically most humans don’t work soooo

  • @torifevailo7591
    @torifevailo7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    *James* : Unless you live in Australia...
    *Me who lives in Australia* :...Shit

    • @thecreator1936
      @thecreator1936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/4tLGOA-EHJo/w-d-xo.html

    • @katie6228
      @katie6228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same

    • @JohnDoe-kx1fj
      @JohnDoe-kx1fj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah same XD

    • @-alex-1985
      @-alex-1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      fuckin same, there were 6 redback nests in my brothers room alone

    • @JP-lf2qz
      @JP-lf2qz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Came to comment this

  • @akira881
    @akira881 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    I haven’t realized it was MatPat in the intro until the new TH-cam’s channel video

    • @your_cute_
      @your_cute_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Same 😭

    • @emirkiram2580
      @emirkiram2580 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Same. Even though she even said Matthew

    • @debashrita_2013
      @debashrita_2013 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same here :)

    • @lucasbaldi4887
      @lucasbaldi4887 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same

    • @Surafel-Assefa
      @Surafel-Assefa หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

  • @ChocoBlobby
    @ChocoBlobby 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I can't believe that I never realized it was Matpat and Stephanie doing the mommy spider and baby spider's voice XD

  • @tacosanchez28
    @tacosanchez28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    I’m in Australia
    *AND EVERY SPIDER WANTS TO KILL ME MATE*

  • @jonahcass2793
    @jonahcass2793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    But I live In Australia..
    Just don't touch em lol.

    • @typicalstuffstuff8189
      @typicalstuffstuff8189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @giuliana3875
      @giuliana3875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JMC just “DONT BLOODY TOUCH IT”

    • @MADEINNSW
      @MADEINNSW 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol dont put your fingers in those holes in the ground!!

    • @myadventure8832
      @myadventure8832 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that possible

    • @amycortese9963
      @amycortese9963 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you took the words right out of my mouth. Australia can be a scary place

  • @theopoaxisuponus2004
    @theopoaxisuponus2004 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    i never did realise that that was stephanie and matthew in the first few minutes.

  • @x1g728
    @x1g728 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    He started talking about bees at 4:43 which is exactly halfway through the video. The attention to detail deserves recognition.

  • @ErikaLopez-po6bf
    @ErikaLopez-po6bf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    "And theres only a 50% chance that their venomous"
    *Gee thanks JaMeS*

    • @carryonfam3790
      @carryonfam3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AJ Animations you bad at spelling

    • @DuesVult
      @DuesVult 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I been bit by mosquitos 2000 times

    • @theresamerithew8282
      @theresamerithew8282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mmmkkkkk

    • @lovetaeyong
      @lovetaeyong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AJ Animations I still live in Australia

    • @bitchlasagna1933
      @bitchlasagna1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carryonfam3790 *you're

  • @grimoireweiss1396
    @grimoireweiss1396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    My Therapist: "Realistic Mouth The Odd1 is not real, he can't hurt you.
    Realistic Mouth The Odd1:
    7:35

    • @BronyFan27
      @BronyFan27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shoot The Bullet James: They can’t be making a movie about me!
      But they are!! And they’re using..(7:34)actors...

    • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
      @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *AAAAAAH*

    • @samzou6255
      @samzou6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i saw your comment right when james said "but remember thats just a theory a-
      *FRICK*

    • @jehanlunca4752
      @jehanlunca4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Shin-Goji 216 holy frick holy frick

    • @sweetcisteen
      @sweetcisteen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shoot The Bullet à

  • @ba11istic21
    @ba11istic21 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Matthew was matpat and I just realized

  • @CarmenDahCroissant
    @CarmenDahCroissant 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    MatPat shall be missed forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Thx for making the video! ^^

    • @Whatasunnyday97678
      @Whatasunnyday97678 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They do live streams but on a dif channel

    • @CarmenDahCroissant
      @CarmenDahCroissant หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Whatasunnyday97678 Me know I'll still miss him though.

    • @CarmenDahCroissant
      @CarmenDahCroissant หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Whatasunnyday97678 Me know I'll still miss him though.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    The birds didn't get Harry
    *_the wasps did_*

    • @spoopymemes3758
      @spoopymemes3758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kremit the frog wat

    • @frank-he7dr
      @frank-he7dr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      spoopy memes you doing get it

    • @abailawsome3764
      @abailawsome3764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WHYYYYYYY HARRY WAS SO CUTE THO!!!

    • @zimmsterr9699
      @zimmsterr9699 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop stalking me..

    • @yoda3721
      @yoda3721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG IM IN YOUR DISCORD

  • @user-vk3du4nx7h
    @user-vk3du4nx7h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    *Bees:*
    *-Fuzzy bois*
    *-They buzz*
    *-p o l l i n a t e*
    *-Cute lil bumble bois*
    *Wasps:*
    *-Evil*
    *-Must be destroyed*
    *-Stings you for no reason*
    *-They can call die for all I care*

    • @imanihall1893
      @imanihall1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I have a pet wasp :(

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      KFC kill it

    • @imanihall1893
      @imanihall1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sl8103 But I love him

    • @arty0517
      @arty0517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The bee is also the wasp for me....T^T

    • @marigraceatienza9881
      @marigraceatienza9881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BEElieve every BEE in the planet earth and BEE the good BEE you are vuxedo
      BEE the most loving care vuxedo (did I spell your name right?)

  • @AsteriskthePJOfan
    @AsteriskthePJOfan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    James: “People with arachnophobia have an irrational fear of spiders.”
    *me who was bitten by an extremely venomous spider at 2 years old*
    Me: “woooooooooow.”

  • @Pixie_Art316
    @Pixie_Art316 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I seriously NEVER realized that the voice for the two spiders are Mat and Steph
    They will be missed

  • @elitetopia8071
    @elitetopia8071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Spider: “Never seeing the sun, children smile, or graduate college.”
    2020: You’re not alone.

  • @444Lui
    @444Lui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Me: I love bees and and there good for the environment
    A bee: Buzz
    Me,Shaking and crying: please dont hurt me

    • @spawnisanevilbastard2146
      @spawnisanevilbastard2146 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @glibernstienadulfa5024
      @glibernstienadulfa5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi, kiddo

    • @amyshaffer6070
      @amyshaffer6070 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Storm ZapToiD at my school we have carpenter bees all around us but I am not scared

    • @Gabi-qb9kq
      @Gabi-qb9kq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrong THERE! You wrote there instead of their

    • @guim3017
      @guim3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gabi-qb9kq Both are wrong, its they're XD (in case you're wondering, it's they're because they're is an abreviation for they are).

  • @BestAshy
    @BestAshy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    You make the spiders so cute like I want to hug them, but in real life I would scream.

    • @AyvionLouis
      @AyvionLouis 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Songs from me venomous super venomous almost they could kill you

    • @mayabogdanova9506
      @mayabogdanova9506 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      nah theyre actually cute just look at a close up image of them

  • @RavenDoodlesWCUE
    @RavenDoodlesWCUE 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I honestly still freak out when a wasp just lands on me and stays there for MINUTES.

  • @pratima8330
    @pratima8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    No wait, violets are violet
    *GREAT* , now I'm confused

    • @princerichards6279
      @princerichards6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      pratima gakhar NOICE

    • @elchuloeugene2568
      @elchuloeugene2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was good but wut does this have 2 do with the video

    • @Bexyboo7
      @Bexyboo7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice Lol!

    • @MonoCrowbo
      @MonoCrowbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Roses are blue,
      Violets are red.
      Why did you leave me Karen.
      What did I...what did i do....

    • @elchuloeugene2568
      @elchuloeugene2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MonoCrowbo isnt it roses r red violets r blue and who the frick is karen

  • @justinguzman9472
    @justinguzman9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    7:34 “Holy Frick, that’s true fear.” 🤣🤣

    • @steakyesydsydys
      @steakyesydsydys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      100th like

    • @NotAFrenchPerson
      @NotAFrenchPerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      4:46 aaaaaaaaaaaaaa so skary!!!!!!!!!

    • @steakyesydsydys
      @steakyesydsydys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WARNING WARNING WARING COMMENT STOLEN FROM ME

    • @steakyesydsydys
      @steakyesydsydys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FBI IS COMING

    • @rosalara7132
      @rosalara7132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
      Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahh

  • @Moon_kitten10
    @Moon_kitten10 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I agree on the 'Wasps are absolute maniacal maniacs' statement, here is a incident with me and a wasp: *I was at a campground and the place had a wasp nest nearby because i kept seeing wasps flying around. I had recently set up my computer in the kitchen lounge near the playground and was watching youtube, then a wasp flew from an open window and smack-bammed its stinger into my arm, I was young and it was my first time being stung by a wasp so I cried, A lot, My mom caught the culprit, just walking around the seat that I was sitting in as it stung me, I just imagine that wasp going: "Hmm... hey! That kid there is having peace and calm, LETS STING 'EM"* ... So that was fun, oh and another story from the same place (Before i got stung): *I was walking near a gate thing that led to my campground and I herd buzzing, I looked down to a wasp having NO MERCY on a random cricket, I looked in surprise when suddenly, SMUSH! I watched as a lady stepped on them, I gave them a glare that was like 'How may you crush a living creature' and as that person walked away I had a look, the wasp had flown away in anger leaving a hurt cricket, I grabbed my bug jar, named them Katy because we thought it was a cicada, died within a bit, I was sad, this was my mind 'How dare that lady step on them, the cricket could have survived and if it could not have she just made the death more long and painful'* ... so that was some stories, thanks for reading!

  • @morfa_studios6698
    @morfa_studios6698 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Yes, I live in Australia and Yes, my friends and family occasionally let spiders onto their hands. Half of us just love spiders for some reason, despite living in the only places where we are likely to die from picking them up. Yet we still pick them up. Why? Cause they’re cute.

    • @Official_lord_noob
      @Official_lord_noob หลายเดือนก่อน

      Whats ur favourite? Was in australia in december and came 3 weeks later. Saw 2 sydney funnel webs so that was slightly scary. Also saw a huntsman

    • @futuza
      @futuza หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Huntsmen are fine, but a bloody funnel? Run.

  • @jordanfrench9908
    @jordanfrench9908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "But then, when a bee lands on your arm,"
    *HOLY FRICK*

    • @GojiBoiEarth1964
      @GojiBoiEarth1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jordan French *THATS TRUE FEAR*

    • @DexterRL
      @DexterRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GojiBoiEarth1964 a wasp landed on my foot and i just stood there and took a pic

    • @GojiBoiEarth1964
      @GojiBoiEarth1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dexter the Cat well if ether a wasp or a hornet (or a yellow jacket but they are wasp but there nest are underground) you have to stand still and HOPE that it doesn’t sting since there REALLY aggressive

    • @markellefultzeatingasugarc9327
      @markellefultzeatingasugarc9327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U sAid THe FRIcK WorD

    • @exilehax2804
      @exilehax2804 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When a bee lands on your arm just leave it but if a hornet lands on your *FRICKING* face Just Scream BEES

  • @cz8176
    @cz8176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    Me: Sees spider on the floor
    Also me: If you staying here you paying rent bro.

    • @courtney7709
      @courtney7709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Heheh. I like this comment.

    • @InvalidUser18
      @InvalidUser18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +GayJayy I like that. For all we know it is.

    • @gaming209boyinthehouse5
      @gaming209boyinthehouse5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There's a bee on my hand right now

    • @warriorxheart
      @warriorxheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They pay rent by eating your pests

    • @cz8176
      @cz8176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@warriorxheart True

  • @Fellow_Schwartz
    @Fellow_Schwartz หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:34
    "Ok, fine, if you're in the shower and you see a spider crawling up your leg, like a freaking pervert- then that's an appropriate time to freak out" this is my favorite ducking line-

  • @Craftygirl1215
    @Craftygirl1215 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I actually got stung by a be before so here’s the story:
    One time when I was at my best friends house we went to go to a store but the thing was they had bees but they were being crazy at that time, so when we were gonna get out they were still mad, so we put blankets over us and weared a bee head protector thingy. When it was my turn to get out the blanket had a bee or bee stinger, and my hand felt it but I thought it was a hard peice of the blanket but it wasn’t. I got stung and hurried inside (her dad was with when I went inside) when I got inside he put medicine on it let me take a pill to help and put a bandage on it. The end😀🙂

  • @bronopaly9835
    @bronopaly9835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    0:46
    Spiders webs are too weak to trap you
    3:46
    Spider webs are stronger than bullet proof vests

  • @ex0scarzy294
    @ex0scarzy294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    “Yay I’m from Australia time to go human hunting”
    -Spiders

  • @christelgei
    @christelgei 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    jumping spiders are actually SOOOOO cute

  • @rocksreviewsreactions337
    @rocksreviewsreactions337 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I only knew this was MatPat and Steph from TH-cam's MatPat video. And it's been several years since I first watched this video. 😆

  • @lukelim9268
    @lukelim9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    "... Only Like 50% Of Spiders Are Venomous Unless You Live In Australia."
    *Sigh*

  • @chochiip4485
    @chochiip4485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "Unless you live in Australia, the chances of you dying by a spider bite is pretty low."
    .....Send Help ;-;

    • @incidentmemezzz6943
      @incidentmemezzz6943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel u

    • @danieldiar5998
      @danieldiar5998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i live in Australia and its beautiful here

    • @lloydbautista2055
      @lloydbautista2055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually only 2 people have died of spider bites in Australia in the last 40 years. The dangerousness of Australian wildlife is just massively overplayed in the US.

    • @SolarisTwili
      @SolarisTwili 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chochiip aussie fam

    • @GamerMoment_
      @GamerMoment_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every time I see one I shit myself and bust out a can of axe and a lighter

  • @vevixie6976
    @vevixie6976 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "but when a bee lands on your arm?......
    Holy frick"

  • @Domin-Ant
    @Domin-Ant 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Fun fact: at 0:00 the spiders were actually voiced by matpat and steph

    • @jadielgarcia692
      @jadielgarcia692 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean 0:01

    • @Domin-Ant
      @Domin-Ant 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jadielgarcia692 nerd

  • @moondreamer1677
    @moondreamer1677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    "I'm afraid humans aren't that smart Matthew,"
    Me: That is sometimes accurate.

    • @rat4359
      @rat4359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sometimes more like all the time

    • @coochieman1970
      @coochieman1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @viviantran7063
      @viviantran7063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moondreamer sometime?

    • @astrea4020
      @astrea4020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean always.

    • @cupcakefluff5216
      @cupcakefluff5216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghoul5522 the spider at the beginning dumba**

  • @legostopmotion5116
    @legostopmotion5116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    But we like spider-man
    But spiders...do you like spider-man?

    • @shadowdragun
      @shadowdragun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clearly, the spider-kid at the beginning had a poster of him

    • @mnichow2146
      @mnichow2146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They Don't Like Spider Man. They Like Man Spider!

    • @bugjuice_
      @bugjuice_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It might be offensive to their kind, we'll never know the answer.

    • @anonym0us563
      @anonym0us563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man-spider, man-spider
      does whatever a man-spider does

  • @WrightFam
    @WrightFam 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the first vid of yours that I watched around when it came out, and my brothers showed it to me. Have been watching all of your vids since. Best of luck.

  • @JtheNinja7
    @JtheNinja7 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “So… wait- the two most dangerous spiders in the US are the *brown* recluse, and the *BLACK* wID- *ad plays*” 1:23

  • @alyssajulaton4190
    @alyssajulaton4190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    “they don’t know how to open doors”
    *spider crawls under door *

  • @derekpayne4279
    @derekpayne4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Me: “it’s just a spider!”
    Also me: *screams and runs*

    • @DEAD-oh7bu
      @DEAD-oh7bu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do the same 😐

    • @j4zissc00l7
      @j4zissc00l7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heyy :p SAME

    • @hugoismycat5030
      @hugoismycat5030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can i have it?

    • @bunnyhunny2939
      @bunnyhunny2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My friend when sees a Spider:awww só cute *puts OUTDIDE* me when sees a Spider: ITS A MONSTA HALP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT

    • @jester6298
      @jester6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me:*burns the house while screaming súper loud*

  • @Cardboard_Stitches
    @Cardboard_Stitches 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I've saved many wasps in my day, and they are pretty chill once they realize you have nothing to offer them.

    • @Moon_kitten10
      @Moon_kitten10 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      that is true but... here is a incident with me and a wasp: *I was at a campground and the place had a wasp nest nearby because i kept seeing wasps flying around. I had recently set up my computer in the kitchen lounge near the playground and was watching youtube, then a wasp flew from an open window and smack-bammed its stinger into my arm, I was young and it was my first time being stung by a wasp so I cried, A lot, My mom caught the culprit, just walking around the seat that I was sitting in as it stung me, I just imagine that wasp going: "Hmm... hey! That kid there is having peace and calm, LETS STING 'EM"* ... So that was fun, oh and another story from the same place (Before i got stung): 8I was walking near a gate thing that led to my campground and I herd buzzing, I looked down to a wasp having NO MERCY on a random cricket, I looked in surprise when suddenly, SMUSH! I watched as a lady stepped on them, I gave them a glare that was like 'How may you crush a living creature' and as that person walked away I had a look, the wasp had flown away in anger leaving a hurt cricket, I grabbed my bug jar, named them Katy because we thought it was a cicada, died within a bit, I was sad, this was my mind 'How dare that lady step on them, the cricket could have survived and if it could not have she just made the death more long and painful'* ... so that was some stories, That is why wasps are maniacal maniacs! heheh....

  • @purolin9331
    @purolin9331 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I will miss matpat 😢

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    "If you had to fight and a shark. The shark would win."
    *_The more you know_*

    • @nice-qz7gk
      @nice-qz7gk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -people on youtube know nothing-
      *people on youtube are so smart*

    • @roydriver74
      @roydriver74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xtreme Cubing how did you put the line on the word

    • @roydriver74
      @roydriver74 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache no spider 🕷🕸🦈

    • @nice-qz7gk
      @nice-qz7gk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roydriver74 i mean - word - (no space)

    • @randytherockerrichards7658
      @randytherockerrichards7658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *200th like*

  • @Trebwar2012
    @Trebwar2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Scientist: Bees are dying at a fast rate.
    James: WELL GOOD FOR THEM

    • @theseeker3383
      @theseeker3383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bakugo

    • @zaitsu2461
      @zaitsu2461 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bakugo

    • @KO-jx6ps
      @KO-jx6ps 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

    • @n3p1un3
      @n3p1un3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone in chat just saying bakugou? XD

    • @seuldoll
      @seuldoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      bAKUGOU?

  • @KymaniSmith-kf4lh
    @KymaniSmith-kf4lh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:01 bye matpat

  • @imjustbored7669
    @imjustbored7669 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I genuinely think James and Matt pat have the exact same vocal cords, I’ve never told the difference between their voices

  • @erikschauer5080
    @erikschauer5080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    James: “The black widow is the most venomous spider in north america”
    Brown Recluse: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @PobeeWobee
      @PobeeWobee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woow

    • @Dumbbunny-qb8ec
      @Dumbbunny-qb8ec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OK THAT IS OLD

    • @takirkeninvader9110
      @takirkeninvader9110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Black widow: Here, if u feel lonely, let's have kids and call them the Black recluse, and the Brown window!
      Brown recluse: OKI
      (After mating)
      Black widow: Okay, I'm prenangant bai.
      (After killing Brown recluse)
      Black widow: MWAHAH... Oh snap I'ma die too... NUUu
      (Gives birth to da baby spiders)
      Me: ....

    • @erikschauer5080
      @erikschauer5080 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wtf did i just read

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@takirkeninvader9110 Okay I'm sorry but, what the fuck did you decide to comment?

  • @MrTattooASMR
    @MrTattooASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    You are making me feel really bad about my hate of spiders.

    • @Mr_Mimestamp
      @Mr_Mimestamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You should feel bad.

    • @emopigeon22
      @emopigeon22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U should be

    • @marissalunn2703
      @marissalunn2703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mr_Mimestamp why? I hate them and that's because I have severe arachnophobia AND that's because one traumatized me when I was 7

    • @NessaOfDorthonion
      @NessaOfDorthonion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you hate spiders then house centipedes are a good solution, they eat spiders.

    • @jaasllenee
      @jaasllenee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had my 1st panic attack because of a daddy long legs.

  • @Marycharles168
    @Marycharles168 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I hope people know that spiders and bees are good creatures that help our environment.😊

  • @LittleJellyHat
    @LittleJellyHat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    OMG IT TOOK ME 5 YEARS TO REALIZE THAT THE SPIDERS WERE MATT AND STEPH!!!

    • @feanyvideos5239
      @feanyvideos5239 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING

  • @aaccountforminitoonbrother5901
    @aaccountforminitoonbrother5901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Lil spider: “mommy, why does people hate us?”
    Me: “It’s hard to explain...”

    • @mundocalissa5121
      @mundocalissa5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me: Well, basically humans are *dumb*. They caused so many things that hurt the planet, but only pay attention to their actions when a cute species like the panda is about to go extinct or when it’s already to late. Your great great great great great great great great great great thirteenth cousin was a dodo, and humans killed all of her kind. She is still alive, she is hiding out with big foot, but humans are not that smart. Also, phobias are a thing. Night night, don’t let the big books slam down on your body. Love you!

    • @TheOnlyGamingMC
      @TheOnlyGamingMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mundocalissa5121 this guy is also dumb "Why DOES people hate us?"

    • @sayedalduma
      @sayedalduma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would say because they drink bees blood.

    • @spazticus1976
      @spazticus1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're the spider's mother?

    • @rhettdoesstuff
      @rhettdoesstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I have arachnophobia

  • @ibslxn4706
    @ibslxn4706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    “Their webs aren’t strong enough to trap you”
    “Spider webs are bullet proof”
    Ok james

    • @poimedhanzel2103
      @poimedhanzel2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XDlazered lmao the comment I saw before this is exactly the same thing

    • @ibslxn4706
      @ibslxn4706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rover wait was it? I didn’t copy

    • @ibslxn4706
      @ibslxn4706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rover I didn’t even know it was there

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ibslxn4706 poor you.

    • @superpeanutcrusade9208
      @superpeanutcrusade9208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Their webs can’t trap you because they’re too thin. If the web was thick as a bulletproof vest it would be bulletproof. Spider silk is five times stronger than STEEL of the same width.

  • @3Dmilkcartorn
    @3Dmilkcartorn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    i never got stung by bees

    • @EduardoLeoAdrien
      @EduardoLeoAdrien หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Me to

    • @Idke678
      @Idke678 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me three

    • @FlootFly-gu9fd
      @FlootFly-gu9fd 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No Shit Sherlock

    • @amandawoods2157
      @amandawoods2157 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@FlootFly-gu9fd? Okay First up being stung by a bee is common, I’m lucky to have never been stung HOWEVER… you would have never known that they’d never been stuck if they haven’t have said or told you. There was no need to reply to this comment so if you’ll politely shut the fvck up, I’d appreciate it.

    • @Call_me_kya_
      @Call_me_kya_ 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same

  • @danielbramley5531
    @danielbramley5531 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how the wasps had the sound of an m-61 vulcan gatling cannon

  • @mizzmia7576
    @mizzmia7576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Teacher:What did we learn today?
    Kids: TIME TO KILL WASP!

  • @BrightHeart-LostFace
    @BrightHeart-LostFace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    7:35,
    *_WHEN YOUR CRUSH NOTICED YOU AND YOU WANNA BE C U T E_*

    • @green_crocs6234
      @green_crocs6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      •*Bright.Heart-Lost.Face*• ooooohhhh yesssss 😂😂

    • @ryantaranto6638
      @ryantaranto6638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

    • @F1Z5Y
      @F1Z5Y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FRICK

    • @gracelynn6700
      @gracelynn6700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well my crush is....my best friends brother XD so im friends with them

    • @F1Z5Y
      @F1Z5Y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xXGacha BubblegumXx awkward but cool

  • @RD3gaming256
    @RD3gaming256 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The fact that a bee will sting you knowing it will die just so it can make you feel pain makes me amused and mad at the same time

  • @StrawberryToastOffical
    @StrawberryToastOffical 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Unless you live in Australia, the chances of you dying by a spider bite is pretty low.”
    The chances are low, but never zero.

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Only _one_ Bee Movie refrence?! Wow man, that's restraint.

    • @epochii2756
      @epochii2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Beestraint***

    • @sarahryan3888
      @sarahryan3888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d have to agree, man.

    • @caelestisrouge
      @caelestisrouge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well maybe James’ new end card phrase will be, “Ya like jazz?”.

    • @BluePuffyy
      @BluePuffyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      its unBEElievable :P

    • @caelestisrouge
      @caelestisrouge 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should I reference the subreddit r/woooosh here or no? e.e

  • @jessicabrent7536
    @jessicabrent7536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    "Unless you live in Australia"
    Me, an Australian: "Wha- hey now wait a secon-"
    - Thinks back to the brown recluse that was on my dishwasher last week -
    Me: - deep breath- "Go on."

  • @waizaraffath5434
    @waizaraffath5434 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:04 ever since I learned that their voice actors are married and that they are actually MATPAT AND STEPHANIE, I’ve been in disbelief

  • @Ry_guy7
    @Ry_guy7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can watch the entire “Watering my Tarantula” series and not freak out even at the biggest jumpscare yet can see the smallest daddy long legs and freak out. Only “dangerous” spider in my state is the black widow, which only was found recently here. Also I fear every single bug don’t ask.

  • @kaylee_keen
    @kaylee_keen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Spiders are fine, bees are cool,
    But WASPS ARE THE DEFINITION OF EVIL

    • @sutsuj6437
      @sutsuj6437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Hiss Panic no Hornets kill wasps and aren't as agrassive as wasps are

    • @goodvibes6079
      @goodvibes6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KayleeDaGamer I love wasps

    • @crazylittlegemini9965
      @crazylittlegemini9965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Hiss Panic wasps and Hornets, bees from a far...stabby death things from a close

    • @Verisity
      @Verisity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are

    • @caninec1836
      @caninec1836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      musquitoes are a little higher on the naughty list in my opinion, and their name is hard to spell too!

  • @scarlettanderson1797
    @scarlettanderson1797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "unless you live in australia"
    you see the problem is i do live in australia

    • @tyrahalessandrab2234
      @tyrahalessandrab2234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here 🤣😂

    • @tard_001
      @tard_001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @neifz4113
      @neifz4113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well shist

    • @justyyohan9423
      @justyyohan9423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true that brother.. we're fighting for our fucking lives

    • @djgam3r715
      @djgam3r715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * friends theme starts playing. *

  • @Duster_WCUE
    @Duster_WCUE 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "i harmlessly immobilize spiders with thumb tacks and pull silk out of their abdomen to add to my ever increasing collection"
    ...
    "i dont feel comfortable with you anymore patrick"

  • @Peenutbuttah65_5
    @Peenutbuttah65_5 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What I think when my mom says spiders bite when they feel threatened:
    spider: **chilling**
    Someone: touches spider
    Spider: Pulls out AK-47

  • @idontreallycare1256
    @idontreallycare1256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    "I'm Afraid humans aren't that smart"
    Quote of the century

  • @Lumord
    @Lumord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Once while I was in the shower, I saw a spider. I tried to keep track of where it was but it disappeared. Haven't showered since.

    • @Kayy_523
      @Kayy_523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *pukes*

    • @rashelstottlemire4515
      @rashelstottlemire4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...OH

    • @hamzakiani5588
      @hamzakiani5588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same thing but instead of shower it was kitchen and instead of spider it was centipede

    • @susanmclean5105
      @susanmclean5105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least 3 days...
      *THREE DAYS.*
      ...
      *vomits*

    • @wierd-_-xd2288
      @wierd-_-xd2288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf

  • @Bacteria799
    @Bacteria799 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One time, a wasp landed on my fricking LIPS, and oh boy, that was actual TRUE FEAR

  • @Miss_Meow17
    @Miss_Meow17 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I agree with wasps, I was in high school and I was walking home with my friends and a wasp landed on one of my friends and we gently freaked out until a teacher came over and got the wasp off and we booked it down the street. We survived. Also wasp also pollinate flowers so :/

  • @thebandicrew260
    @thebandicrew260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2213

    Shoutout to my boy Lucas the Spider
    He is so cute.

  • @aprilstrevens1743
    @aprilstrevens1743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Me: Oh wow I guess spiders aren’t that bad
    James: Except for Australia
    Me: *_dies_*

    • @penguintato3752
      @penguintato3752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You live unserwater, you'll be fine

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@penguintato3752 yeah but what about the swimming danger noodles

    • @pieterd3408
      @pieterd3408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aprilstrevens1743 Nope Ropes

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Air? The planes, Birds that are viscious, flying baby spiders? Mosquitous, bugs etc. etc.

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Edward Gross ok i understand ur point but.... never. Ever. Call. A. Koala. A. Drop. Bear. Ever. In. Your. Life. Again. But yeah

  • @Gruntwitagun
    @Gruntwitagun 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Harmlessly immobilize the spider”
    Meanwhile it being violated

  • @isabellafierro9687
    @isabellafierro9687 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    how did i not know that matpat and stephanie voiced the first bit what the hell

  • @seancoughlan195
    @seancoughlan195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Me: Steps on bee
    "Ouch my foot! :("
    Bee that got stepped on:
    "...."
    Yeah, he's dead.

  • @knockoffkid1143
    @knockoffkid1143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "The silk that makes up a spider web is stronger than a bullet proof vest"
    "Their webs are too weak to trap u in"
    Me having internal confused screaming

    • @jaxontaylor8717
      @jaxontaylor8717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @randi-lynnrosa4728
      @randi-lynnrosa4728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ur not wrong

    • @umonly5681
      @umonly5681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he meant it as in a fast-moving projectile such as a bullet is less effective the same way bulletproof vests are and I'm GUESSing something slow and with Nails(Humans, Etc) could be able to get out of it with relative ease.
      Edit: This is just a guess from someone trying to Rationalize what he said I am probably VERY wrong so keep that in mind.

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He means proportionally. For their size, it's stronger but to us it's weak. So if they were our size then it would be but since their smaller then it's week

    • @maryannakers7751
      @maryannakers7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me dying of a heart attack

  • @UniwolfYT
    @UniwolfYT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i once held a wasp and didn’t get stung, and i didn’t even get scared. I am fearless lol

  • @jessicanorris6983
    @jessicanorris6983 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “ I’ve been stung by a bee not three times not four times but two times “😂😂
    7:58 we learned not to roast wasps 😂

  • @weepyara
    @weepyara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    “So, what did we learn?”
    *wasps are crappy insects and could leave for all I care*

    • @larryjohnston6346
      @larryjohnston6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree with that

    • @BuGz-mk8fx
      @BuGz-mk8fx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasps also pollinate the same as bees

    • @retalooker788
      @retalooker788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @artz-iz-streamz5029
      @artz-iz-streamz5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep

    • @swapansarkar1650
      @swapansarkar1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey I also upload animated video like this one. Subscribe to my channel for more details. please check.

  • @shuricanezrblx8874
    @shuricanezrblx8874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    James:*throws rock at wasp hive*
    Wasps: *uno reverse card*
    7:53

  • @kaileegilbert8813
    @kaileegilbert8813 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've never been stung by a bee, yet I will run for my life whenever one comes within 6 feet of me. Heck, I've even had frickin' NIGHTMARES *solely* about getting stung by a bee. Is there a phobia for this specifically?? Surely there must bee..

  • @kaiv.5055
    @kaiv.5055 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "why don't humans like us?"
    Me fr: BECAUSE YOUR BLA-

  • @yazan5265
    @yazan5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Oh god...
    **thought the title meant like the birds and the bees**

    • @perfectattendance7125
      @perfectattendance7125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Galaxy_Kitty50000 ROBLOX YT
      Same xD

    • @IIzachBuilds
      @IIzachBuilds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YeH same here.........
      We're dirty minded

    • @zaxbysfan1984
      @zaxbysfan1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Galaxy_Kitty50000 ROBLOX YT // holy shit I thought that too at first

    • @xxfayelynnloulouxx8524
      @xxfayelynnloulouxx8524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sameeee :p

    • @petteri4009
      @petteri4009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah its not like it was worded like that

  • @keeleyhaywood130
    @keeleyhaywood130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    James: Unless you live in Australia you won’t die
    Me who lives in Australia: Frick

    • @extensive2258
      @extensive2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keeley Haywood what is like living near spiders that can survive wildfires and flooding

    • @StefanAndreiMusic
      @StefanAndreiMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How dare you say fr**k on my christian minecraft server .reeeeeeee

    • @wasduhjk53
      @wasduhjk53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live in Australia and never been bitten by a Spider and have not been Stung by Anything for 10 Years Straight

    • @rabburtt1841
      @rabburtt1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You obtained: Monetization

    • @alainaplaysroblox-tw2ko
      @alainaplaysroblox-tw2ko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait u live in austraila? I live in Thomasville it's a small town but still you might love it

  • @Aeronaut74
    @Aeronaut74 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The huntsman spider has all the hallmarks that incite arachnophobia in humans. *They're hairy, long-legged, usually dark coloured to support nocturnal camouflage and have a habit of scuttling about at night.*

  • @kaeeighty2887
    @kaeeighty2887 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    spider mom: I'm afraid that humans aren't that smart Matthew.

  • @Themanwiththeteam
    @Themanwiththeteam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    "Sleep tight dont let the bedhumans bite" im ded. (・_・、)

  • @dylanbha5407
    @dylanbha5407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    James:in the shower and has soap to cover his thing
    Also James:doesn’t even wear pants

    • @meatpie9365
      @meatpie9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just realized that-

    • @toot5437
      @toot5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just relized that he never needed that

    • @saymyname2618
      @saymyname2618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just like Donald Duck

    • @frux4326
      @frux4326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lukanimations u re.... thats why. why would james put soap bubbles over his thing even tho he doesnt even wear pants-

    • @luthienr.3440
      @luthienr.3440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is wearing clothes, it’s called skin

  • @LizIsntCool17
    @LizIsntCool17 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I once had a shower spider, it didn't bite me, didn't crawl on me, all it did was sit in the corner. That cured my fear of spiders

  • @user-kl9jp4hj5n
    @user-kl9jp4hj5n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just found out today that this was MATPAT and his wife, dude I love MATPAT and James dude this sis so cool

  • @pavlo4785
    @pavlo4785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    James:"their webs are too weak to trap you"
    Also James:"next time you go to a gun fight wear a spider web"

  • @thatrandomfan3133
    @thatrandomfan3133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    James: “what did we learn?”
    Me: *to wear my seatbelt!*

    • @RexOM9
      @RexOM9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tHaT rAnDoM fAn true

  • @THEFUNSOCIETY54
    @THEFUNSOCIETY54 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Seeing matpat in this is so wholesome ❤️

  • @MrPresidentGamez
    @MrPresidentGamez 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I have arachnophobia, but it’s honestly not our fault, I was born with it and it’s just like a rule in my brain that I scream and run half way down my street. :(