4:00 I love this because realistically this is how it would go. Batman: "I've killed a man and committed an unforgivable crime. Lock me up and throw away the key." Court: "Bruh it's the Joker. Who fucking cares? Only crime is that you didn't do it sooner."
I honestly think that would've ended way too fast...Deathstroke don't play, so that makes him the worst possible enemy for someone like Joker who's weak as hell and relies on tricks but mostly uses the fact that heroes won't outright kill him.
@@JTR0083 That"s the point, the comic should START OFF with deathstroke killing joker, and the story is about the aftermath of that, like harley quinn trying to get revenge, batmans and the other villians reactions to the jokers death, and maybe even the mystery of who hired deathstroke to kill the joker
Hey, since Mortal Kombat footage is being used for the Joker, can we just appreciate how good a job Netherrealm did with the extra skins? Baraka is Killer Croc, Kitana is Catwoman, Cassie is Harley Quinn, and Noob freaking Saibot is the Batman who laughs. Edit: To Everyone who commented that I spelled it wrong, I was originally typing on my phone and autocorrect is a douche.
@Richie Wayne No, it's Bruce Wayne. He has similar abilities to Noob in the comics, as well. He does not use Joker's toys at all. Noob Saibot is a better fit.
Says a lot that pretty much every time batman kills the joker he snaps his neck. Him seemingly using the same exact method over ever continuity of Batman killing Joker emphasizes on how easily Batman could have killed joker at anytime during their scraps with a muscle memory-like reflex he has been thinking about for years.
I love the Injustice version of Batman killing the Joker. I like that he does it for Superman (and I guess anyone who might end up being a future victim), I like how he instantly turns himself in for his crime, and I like how Superman tries to free him but Batman refuses since he believes he needs to serve his time.
@@JTR0083 yeah and that doesn’t even make sense even if he did come out of retirement (movie version) why would he use a gun he hated guns way before he became Batman ignoring the 1939 comics so it doesn’t even make sense at all that movie is a good spectacle but the writing lack severely in certain places
@@adrianawilliams4810 Agreed, and if the excuse was that the gun was the only available weapon, it still doesn’t make sense that he would have bad aim, the guy shoots a grappling hook at various places where there’s zero lighting with perfect precision, not to mention bullets travel faster and are much lighter than a grappling hook, doesn’t make any sense.
Has there ever been a storyline where Batman is a lunatic inside of Arkham that think he's Batman because he went insane after his parents died and none of his villains exist
In several universes this certainly happened. Bruce couldn't cope with his parents death and had been Arkham since a very young age. Very unfortunate. But because he's Batman. Several universes where Even though this happened, he still becomes Batman but at a later point.
@@lordtachancka509 - Yep, from the OP, I'd highly recommend "Last Knight on Earth", from Snyder & Capullo who brought us Endgame and "The death of the family" (and a lot of other good storylines, Snyder also killed it with "All-star Batman" IMHO). I also like the Batman storyline "The beginning of the End" (from "Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?" by Neil Gaiman) in which Bruce is a bit crazier and more depressed/suicidal than our Brucie; so Alfred pays some of his theatre buddies, to invent a personality like the Riddler, (played by Alf's best friend and with who he's making up scemes to keep Bruce's mind occupied) who is kinda the main Bat-rogue I guess. This Batman who thinks he's stopping actual crimes, but the muggers are dudes paid by Alfred with the Wayne's cash. *Until one day...*
How have I never noticed this before, his go to move for killing Joker is snapping his neck. Bruce has said multiple times he has had various fantasies of killing Joker slowly and in one comic said he dreamt would only let him die once he had stopped laughing for a month and the sound he wanted to hear was crying and begging for it. But he always does it quickly and painfree.
He WANTS to kill Joker and just let himself lose control in the process. But he knows if he goes there on Joker's terms, he becomes a monster. So he snaps Jokers neck as much to deny that dark part of himself the chance as to end the Joker for good
in batman: arkham city the joker dies of a chemical reaction of titan from the previous game, batman said that he would have saved him but in batman: arkham knight joker reveals, as being in batman's mind, that we wouldn't have shared, batman doesn't kill him directly but i think it counts.
Joker commited involuntary suicide. In Asylum, Joker gave himself a overdose of T.I.T.A.N. In Arkham City, Joker attacks Batman and made him drop the cure. Joker is like a multiple personality disorder in Knight since he can take over Batman's body so he could possibly be lying about Batman not wanting to save him.
What happened is the joker infected part of batman is telling the normal side that he would’ve killed joker and wasn’t planning on sharing, in reality, batman was fully willing to share and only drank half of it for that specific reason, to share with the joker. It’s just joker is telling batman this in his head to try to force batman into giving up control and submitting to joker in his mind.
To everyone saying he should do which lantern corps Shrek is in, I want to say Shrek would be in every single Lantern Corps, and I think it shows his perfect character development. It shows that Shrek doesn’t just have a “dominant” emotion. Shrek is the most “human” character you will most likely find in any piece of fiction. Here is my reasoning. Life: Shrek has made life and made it worth living. He had lived life to the fullest extent. From beating princes to encountering dragons. He has also made children, putting him in literal control of some lives. Love: The other half of the saying. Shrek has saved Fiona, making her embrace her true love for him. He has made children, and has a very good friendship with Donkey as well. Plus, he is the most handsome being in the universe Will: Shrek had proved many wrong about him and about ogres in general. Whenever he puts his mind to something, he achieves it in the end. He overthrew princes like Farquaad and fought dragons, he puts his mind to something and pulls it off with ease. Hope: Shrek is a shining bright light of hope, inspiring many children and adults around the world that you should be yourself and to not let anyone stop you. Compassion: Shrek is very compassionate about what he does. He does everything he puts his mind to and nobody can stop him. He goes from being an unaccepted monster to society to being an accepted man and a man with many many friends in a short span of time. Avarice: Shrek, even though a later less greedy man, showing his character development, does know what is his and is not afraid to show it. He is willing to protect what is his at any costs and he is determined to assert dominance over his enemies. Rage: Shrek, especially in the first movies, has a lot of bottles up rage because of how the human society does not accept him as an ogre, and sees him as a gross being. We all know he is very strong, and the main source of this power seems to be this bottled up anger. I say, bottled-up, but he sure is not afraid to show it. Fear: Shrek is a scary, big, strong, hunky man. If Shrek was looking at you you would be intimidated immediately, without hesitation you would excrete in your pants because of your fear of what this strong handsome ogre can pull off on you. Death: Shrek has cheated death multiple times, and is able to manipulate it too. Nearly all of us could easily be killed by Shrek, and that is not an exaggeration. Besides, everybody would kill themselves if it ment Shrek survived. Shame: Shrek, as stated before, started off as an ogre who was seen as a disgrace by many beings for being himself. Even if Shrek has all the other emotions such as Compassion, Hope and Will that would still hurt him, because Shrek is humanity and life. Being shamed by humans for so long eventually didn’t effect him as much as they wanted it to. But it sure did. I hope you realise that Shrek isn’t just a stupid story about an ogre. It is about a man, formerly frowned upon by society climbing up and conquering his fears, proving himself no matter what, achieving his goals, finding love and living life to the fullest. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Shrek, my lads, is art.
It really says a lot about Bruce, that he knows it can be justifiable to kill someone like the Joker, even the courts found him Not Guilty; but even still he feels sorry for it. Life really is just that precious to him.
He probably always snaps the neck of Joker because, Joker laughs, Air and vocals come from the windpipe which is located near the neck, done Im sorry if i got some facts about the vocals and neck thingy was wrong
I think that Batman always snapping Joker’s neck is an interesting constant because 1. It shows that how easy it is for Batman to kill Joker, and that he just chooses not to, and 2. It’s probably the most personal way to kill someone. You can shoot someone, that’s easy, but it’s different to go up to a man, go against the force of his muscles and bone, and snap his neck. The fact that Batman always kills the Joker with his hands makes it hurt him more.
my favorite death has gotta be the one at the killing joke. he basically tells batman, thru a joke, that he can never be fixed. and batman takes a second to think, laughs realizing the joker has been right this whole time, and they share one heartfelt moment both seeming to know what comes next. such a well executed scene and in my head, that really is how the joker dies.
I always took Killing Joke as he WANTS to but stops himself last second holding an unconscious Joker. Like the whole point of it is Batman knows one way or another he'll likely have to break his rule to truly stop Joker for good. Hence why we see Joker genuinely respond by admitting he's a monster and declining Batman's offer to help him
I remember reading the Vampire Batman story line when I was younger. I really enjoyed that one. The slow descent of Batman's mind giving in to the urge to drink blood is completed just as he snaps Jokers neck.... To pull a quote from the comic "In the end...the Joker had won."
Absolutely love the Nail's take on Batman killing the Joker. He doesn't instantly go mental or become a bloodthirsty psychopath, he feels guilty about it and turns himself in but is let go and continues his life of fighting crime albeit with a heavier conscious.
In the one with the Batman Who Laughs, the reason that Batman didn't stop the Joker sooner was because the Joker paralyzed him with Joker Gas. Also, he recreated the events of Batmans past many, many times, and then Jokerized the Kids. Just something I thought I should mention.
Batman doesn't have to kill Joker, he can "not save" the Joker from death. Technically he didn't kill Joker that way, but Joker shall no longer terrorize the citizens of gotham.
Fun Fact: Diyonesium (Or however it is spelled) from Batman Endgame, is actually a non corrupted version of the Lazurus Pits, meaning it keeps it user young and bring them back from the dead without corrupting them or driving them insane.
“Are there any other times you think I missed?” *shows a clip from the DKR that leads to Batman killing the joker…by snapping his neck…that he did not cover*
My favorite story of batman killing the joker is “The Killing Joke” although i am still frustrated about how the movie adaptation was ruined with a completely pointless scene that was added because the story is too short for a full movie
8:16 Lara is wearing a Titans GO! shirt, which may be a nod to the Teen Titans GO! show, as her shirt uses the same font and everything. This was probably noticed a long time ago but I don't see anyone pointing it out.
Um I think you forgot about batman the dark knight returns where batman & joker battle in a fair in the tunnel of love & you guessed it he snapped the jokers neck.
“Are there any other times you think I’ve missed?” I don’t know, but I think you should at least mention the one that you LITERALLY HAD ON SCREEN AT THE TIME. At least give it an honorable mention.
@@lassegrotkjr6326 Batman does kill the Joker in TDKR. If you look at the dialogue bubbles Batman's dialogue is grey and Joker's is green. During the tunnel of love scene all of the dialogue is grey indicating Batman did kill the Joker and imagined all of his thoughts.
@@lordtachancka509 I have no idea what you are talking about. I assume you are talking about the comic and not the movie which is not the point the OP was talking about. He was talking about the movie. In the movie, Batman only fractured Joker's neck not snapped it. Joker snapped his own neck to make the world think that Batman killed him.
@@thephoenixxm4160 yes I'm talking about the comic which is what the movie is based on... It's pretty hard to do thought bubbles in a movie so I just have to treat like the writers and animators understand undertones and subtext
Great video. I realize from a story perspective, why the Joker can never truly be killed. In real life, though, while I get the "I never want to kill anyone. " idea, after the Joker's first mass murder, he definitely should have killed the Joker without a second thought. That would have been the truly moral thing to do. Now, I know someone will say, "but, if Batman kills the Joker, he will be poisoned by the Joker and become worse than the Joker. " Maybe, but probably not if he kills the Joker before he figures out Batman's rules.
For the Batman Damned comic, you see Batman kill the Joker in the prequel comic book called "Joker"from the same writer. Joker is stabbing Batman so he punches him off the bridge by fear of dying.
Since you included the injustice one that didn’t actually happen I think the finale of titans season 1 deserved a mention, when trigon puts Dick Grayson into some kind of hallucination where Batman killed the joker and is on the run from the police
I personally like The Dark Knight Returns Joker Death, those 2 have had been at it for decades and when both should be retired Joker gets the last laugh before dying at the hands of his arch friend/enemy who technically made him.
Batman didn’t kill Joker in Arkham Knight or City. In Knight, that scene was hallucination Joker clones, and in City, Joker made Batman accidentally drop his cure by stabbing Batman’s shoulder.
I’ve always held the belief that Batman actually killed joker in the dark knight returns and he was just hallucinating his convo with him so that’s another one
@@quasarulas3968 He definitely dies of course but there's always been a debate about whether or not Batman actually killed him or if the Joker killed himself.
@@wayothefro3249 well he dislocated his neck and paralysed him from the neck down, joker just finished himself off make of that what you will. Effective to the point he didn’t technically but may as well have killed him. You’d think Batman would or should have put most of his villains out of commission the same way already with plenty of irreversible injuries and sever head trauma. Most of them wouldn’t even know who they are anymore! One way to work around a no killing rule! Just leave you in a vegitative state instead!
Batman killed Joker. No doubt about it. Batman is constantly lying to himself to justify his turning back of his morals. In the comic books it is made much more blatant that the DKR Batman is correcting the wrong turns he had made in his life. When Batman realizes that Two-Face can only see his evil side he was given a realization. Not everyone can be rehabilitated and he was a monster for not being enough of a man to end the suffering of Gotham. That is why Joker appears as a villian after Two-Face. Batman applies that lesson to Joker but justifies it as "Joker made him do it! in fact he did it to himself!".
Batman: "I'm here to have parents and snap necks. And I'm all out of parents."
this is the best comment here, hands fuckin down
He won't run out of necks so we fucked
Joke in another comic aww shit hear we go again
@@bouyantlogo2840 French Guillotine intensifies
"He looks for his parents, but they're still dead"
4:00 I love this because realistically this is how it would go.
Batman: "I've killed a man and committed an unforgivable crime. Lock me up and throw away the key."
Court: "Bruh it's the Joker. Who fucking cares? Only crime is that you didn't do it sooner."
If I were Batman joker would’ve been dead a long time ago
Lol
@@Popeyesqn If I were Batman I'd crack open a few drinks with him in Arkham Asylum X_X
@@illusion9289 that’s fair, Joker only wants a friend🥺
if I was Batman I would cave the joker scull in
I'm surprised no one in DC just hired deathstroke to kill joker
Actually that would be a pretty cool comic
Sick idea
Yes
I honestly think that would've ended way too fast...Deathstroke don't play, so that makes him the worst possible enemy for someone like Joker who's weak as hell and relies on tricks but mostly uses the fact that heroes won't outright kill him.
@@JTR0083 That"s the point, the comic should START OFF with deathstroke killing joker, and the story is about the aftermath of that, like harley quinn trying to get revenge, batmans and the other villians reactions to the jokers death, and maybe even the mystery of who hired deathstroke to kill the joker
That would be awesome
Alfred to Vampire Batman: Why did you stop drinking Joker's blood?
Vampire Batman: It tastes funny.
Looooooooool
Took my 10 second to realize the pun
I guess you can say vampire jokes sucks 😝😂
Thank you for the laughs!
Wouldn’t it have weird toxins flowing through his blood and if Batman absorbed the blood, he would become weird, laughing, joker, vampire
Joker: *In a fist fight with Batman*
Batman: *Sees Joker's neck*
Batman: 👀
LMAOOO😭🤣
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Legit thinking that
Ayo joker yo neck looking thick
Joker: Has a Neck
*Batman: I’m about to end this man’s whole Neck*
Mission to be A Man lol
Joker: Has a neck
Batman: *I T S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E*
Lol
But I'm not a killer 😏
hilarious
Hey, since Mortal Kombat footage is being used for the Joker, can we just appreciate how good a job Netherrealm did with the extra skins? Baraka is Killer Croc, Kitana is Catwoman, Cassie is Harley Quinn, and Noob freaking Saibot is the Batman who laughs. Edit: To Everyone who commented that I spelled it wrong, I was originally typing on my phone and autocorrect is a douche.
its spelled Killer Croc not Crock
Did y’all see how they spelt mortal kombat they spelt it mortal combat
@@AveryTheBoss77 yep i even made a comment about it
@Richie Wayne The abilities fit noob better. Makes no sense to be Joker.
@Richie Wayne No, it's Bruce Wayne. He has similar abilities to Noob in the comics, as well. He does not use Joker's toys at all. Noob Saibot is a better fit.
Batman won't kill joker.
But he sure will give him a bunch of punches.
edge lord
Death is bad
Brain damage is AOK
And when he does it’ll probably be a snapped neck
edge lord He has done that a lot to the Joker in every version that they encounter each other.
I’d say that’s probably a better idea. Joker can’t hurt anyone if he’s in a coma.
@@sawdustfart9249 yeah, but then there's the downside of batman turning insane if he kills the joker.
Says a lot that pretty much every time batman kills the joker he snaps his neck. Him seemingly using the same exact method over ever continuity of Batman killing Joker emphasizes on how easily Batman could have killed joker at anytime during their scraps with a muscle memory-like reflex he has been thinking about for years.
hadnt seen this take yet, and i rly like it
It's also the least brutal method Bruce could use.
@@memememe609 huh? how is snapping someones neck not brutal? it is one of the more extremely brutal ways to kill him
@@d4s0n282 You don't cause them pain
@@memememe609 you still totally choke to death
Imagine if Joker actually did die in the first appearance
Tons of great stories would be gone
@@andreiaromanesei9270 the batman who laughs would not be a thing
@@iquit85 it isn't a good story
Hundreds of thousands of people would be alive
@@pablochiarelli7818 *millions for time
Most of these bat kills are “snapped the neck” sneck syndrome
I think batman has a neck fetish
Faster , simpler way . He won't use guns
Well unless he's willing to see how sharp his baterangs are he's not really got any murder weapons.
@@Pope_Frankie him and SCP-173 would get along
“Batman is famous for not killing the joker,”
Shows footage of Batman killing the joker
Ironic
* WAS famous for not doing it . Past tense
@@Fede0779 ok
Well that was in his imagination.
Yeah, that was a dream sequence.
“That’s all the times barman kills the joker”
**shows a clip of batman killing the joker again**
He said that’s the amount of times *barman* killed joker, not Batman killing him.
He didn’t kill him in Dark Knight Returns, Joker broke his own neck, batman just dislocated it, then Joker killed himself
Who’s Barman?
@@darksonicyt5430 maybe a new character on DC
@@darksonicyt5430 bruce went to a bar for the first time and was scarred for life. Idk
I love the Injustice version of Batman killing the Joker. I like that he does it for Superman (and I guess anyone who might end up being a future victim), I like how he instantly turns himself in for his crime, and I like how Superman tries to free him but Batman refuses since he believes he needs to serve his time.
Sadly it was all a dream.
Batman: I don't use guns
Batmobile: Hold my 60mm cannon
Me: *laughs in Rioter Suppressor*
Dark Knight Returns, you see Bruce using a handgun, it's actually quite embarrassing.
@@JTR0083 yeah and that doesn’t even make sense even if he did come out of retirement (movie version) why would he use a gun he hated guns way before he became Batman ignoring the 1939 comics so it doesn’t even make sense at all that movie is a good spectacle but the writing lack severely in certain places
@@adrianawilliams4810 Agreed, and if the excuse was that the gun was the only available weapon, it still doesn’t make sense that he would have bad aim, the guy shoots a grappling hook at various places where there’s zero lighting with perfect precision, not to mention bullets travel faster and are much lighter than a grappling hook, doesn’t make any sense.
@@JTR0083 At that point Batman is bleeding heavily after being stabbed by Joker which is probably why he is hallucinating and having trouble aiming.
Has there ever been a storyline where Batman is a lunatic inside of Arkham that think he's Batman because he went insane after his parents died and none of his villains exist
I don’t think that is a real story, would like to see it become a thing though
Last Knight on Earth issue one by Scott Snyder has exactly what you are looking for.
In several universes this certainly happened. Bruce couldn't cope with his parents death and had been Arkham since a very young age. Very unfortunate. But because he's Batman. Several universes where Even though this happened, he still becomes Batman but at a later point.
@@jeanlukvolker2358 That's really interesting I love unique story lines like that instead of just something like Two-Face robbing a bank
@@lordtachancka509 - Yep, from the OP, I'd highly recommend "Last Knight on Earth", from Snyder & Capullo who brought us Endgame and "The death of the family" (and a lot of other good storylines, Snyder also killed it with "All-star Batman" IMHO).
I also like the Batman storyline "The beginning of the End" (from "Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?" by Neil Gaiman) in which Bruce is a bit crazier and more depressed/suicidal than our Brucie;
so Alfred pays some of his theatre buddies, to invent a personality like the Riddler, (played by Alf's best friend and with who he's making up scemes to keep Bruce's mind occupied) who is kinda the main Bat-rogue I guess.
This Batman who thinks he's stopping actual crimes, but the muggers are dudes paid by Alfred with the Wayne's cash.
*Until one day...*
Joker's neck: *exists*
Alternate universe Batmen: It's free real estate
😂😂😂
8:11 "I have news, Bruce."
"It's a girl."
"How did you...?"
"It was fifty/fifty."
Bruce you sly dog.
If you want to be super technical, it actually isnt a 50/50 and its more likely to be a boy.
@@ADAJ342 .......
@@gokublack3257 .... are you leaving a comment to be notified of the replies?
@@ADAJ342 no its bc your comment makes no sense. There are actually more women in the world than men sooo
@@someome1789 ,crap, did you recieve the other comment I made a bit before this?
Batman: No guns no killing
Also Batman: One time won't hurt.
In the early comics, Batman did have a gun.
Joker:loves guns.
Batman:hates guns.
Joker: Sometimes uses a BANG sign as bullets
Batman: Always uses a bullets as bullets.
PEW PEW
@@poweroffriendship2.0 that's a different earth
Me on a diet
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How have I never noticed this before, his go to move for killing Joker is snapping his neck. Bruce has said multiple times he has had various fantasies of killing Joker slowly and in one comic said he dreamt would only let him die once he had stopped laughing for a month and the sound he wanted to hear was crying and begging for it. But he always does it quickly and painfree.
I figure batman doesn’t have the time or temperament to indulge those urges in any of these cases.
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 its called bottled up feelings.
He WANTS to kill Joker and just let himself lose control in the process. But he knows if he goes there on Joker's terms, he becomes a monster.
So he snaps Jokers neck as much to deny that dark part of himself the chance as to end the Joker for good
in batman: arkham city the joker dies of a chemical reaction of titan from the previous game, batman said that he would have saved him but in batman: arkham knight joker reveals, as being in batman's mind, that we wouldn't have shared, batman doesn't kill him directly but i think it counts.
Joker commited involuntary suicide. In Asylum, Joker gave himself a overdose of T.I.T.A.N. In Arkham City, Joker attacks Batman and made him drop the cure. Joker is like a multiple personality disorder in Knight since he can take over Batman's body so he could possibly be lying about Batman not wanting to save him.
What happened is the joker infected part of batman is telling the normal side that he would’ve killed joker and wasn’t planning on sharing, in reality, batman was fully willing to share and only drank half of it for that specific reason, to share with the joker. It’s just joker is telling batman this in his head to try to force batman into giving up control and submitting to joker in his mind.
Joker's neck: *exists*
Batman: 10 out of 10 would snap again
Really satisfying crunch, 5 stars
Most definitely
To be fair, the neck snap is a swift death. Even against the joker, he was still technically holding back when breaking his rule
To everyone saying he should do which lantern corps Shrek is in, I want to say Shrek would be in every single Lantern Corps, and I think it shows his perfect character development. It shows that Shrek doesn’t just have a “dominant” emotion. Shrek is the most “human” character you will most likely find in any piece of fiction. Here is my reasoning.
Life: Shrek has made life and made it worth living. He had lived life to the fullest extent. From beating princes to encountering dragons. He has also made children, putting him in literal control of some lives.
Love: The other half of the saying. Shrek has saved Fiona, making her embrace her true love for him. He has made children, and has a very good friendship with Donkey as well. Plus, he is the most handsome being in the universe
Will: Shrek had proved many wrong about him and about ogres in general. Whenever he puts his mind to something, he achieves it in the end. He overthrew princes like Farquaad and fought dragons, he puts his mind to something and pulls it off with ease.
Hope: Shrek is a shining bright light of hope, inspiring many children and adults around the world that you should be yourself and to not let anyone stop you.
Compassion: Shrek is very compassionate about what he does. He does everything he puts his mind to and nobody can stop him. He goes from being an unaccepted monster to society to being an accepted man and a man with many many friends in a short span of time.
Avarice: Shrek, even though a later less greedy man, showing his character development, does know what is his and is not afraid to show it. He is willing to protect what is his at any costs and he is determined to assert dominance over his enemies.
Rage: Shrek, especially in the first movies, has a lot of bottles up rage because of how the human society does not accept him as an ogre, and sees him as a gross being. We all know he is very strong, and the main source of this power seems to be this bottled up anger. I say, bottled-up, but he sure is not afraid to show it.
Fear: Shrek is a scary, big, strong, hunky man. If Shrek was looking at you you would be intimidated immediately, without hesitation you would excrete in your pants because of your fear of what this strong handsome ogre can pull off on you.
Death: Shrek has cheated death multiple times, and is able to manipulate it too. Nearly all of us could easily be killed by Shrek, and that is not an exaggeration. Besides, everybody would kill themselves if it ment Shrek survived.
Shame: Shrek, as stated before, started off as an ogre who was seen as a disgrace by many beings for being himself. Even if Shrek has all the other emotions such as Compassion, Hope and Will that would still hurt him, because Shrek is humanity and life. Being shamed by humans for so long eventually didn’t effect him as much as they wanted it to. But it sure did.
I hope you realise that Shrek isn’t just a stupid story about an ogre. It is about a man, formerly frowned upon by society climbing up and conquering his fears, proving himself no matter what, achieving his goals, finding love and living life to the fullest. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Shrek, my lads, is art.
Also will because green
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
So uh wouldn’t that just make him a white lantern
Splayairplane E 👏👏
Clockworkhighlander has done a video on it.
Who else noticed that he spelled Mortal Kombat like Mortal Combat
I did and it *REALLY REALLY* bothered me.
Disgusting
I can’t unsee it
Its a sinn
Me
For someone that doesn’t kill Batman sure knows how to effectively snap a neck
With the strength of ten men, neck snapping would be easy.
Commas people, use your commas!
Knowing how to kill and actually doing it are two different things
@@mattmc9812correct
He was trained by the *league of assassins* in most timelines. I'm sure that was day one stuff tbh
It really says a lot about Bruce, that he knows it can be justifiable to kill someone like the Joker, even the courts found him Not Guilty; but even still he feels sorry for it.
Life really is just that precious to him.
what number is this?
Huh?
@@MotorcycleCheetah banana
He probably always snaps the neck of Joker because, Joker laughs, Air and vocals come from the windpipe which is located near the neck, done
Im sorry if i got some facts about the vocals and neck thingy was wrong
I think that Batman always snapping Joker’s neck is an interesting constant because 1. It shows that how easy it is for Batman to kill Joker, and that he just chooses not to, and 2. It’s probably the most personal way to kill someone. You can shoot someone, that’s easy, but it’s different to go up to a man, go against the force of his muscles and bone, and snap his neck. The fact that Batman always kills the Joker with his hands makes it hurt him more.
my favorite death has gotta be the one at the killing joke. he basically tells batman, thru a joke, that he can never be fixed. and batman takes a second to think, laughs realizing the joker has been right this whole time, and they share one heartfelt moment both seeming to know what comes next. such a well executed scene and in my head, that really is how the joker dies.
I always took Killing Joke as he WANTS to but stops himself last second holding an unconscious Joker.
Like the whole point of it is Batman knows one way or another he'll likely have to break his rule to truly stop Joker for good. Hence why we see Joker genuinely respond by admitting he's a monster and declining Batman's offer to help him
*joker dies in a comic*
joker's neck : ah shit here we go again
even in the animated series The Dark Knight (old batman )
Joker suicides by snapping his own neck XD
😂😂😂 LMAO
No one:
My neck:
Batman: consider it broke
I remember reading the Vampire Batman story line when I was younger. I really enjoyed that one. The slow descent of Batman's mind giving in to the urge to drink blood is completed just as he snaps Jokers neck.... To pull a quote from the comic "In the end...the Joker had won."
Absolutely love the Nail's take on Batman killing the Joker.
He doesn't instantly go mental or become a bloodthirsty psychopath, he feels guilty about it and turns himself in but is let go and continues his life of fighting crime albeit with a heavier conscious.
Joker: hi batman!
Batman: *snaps his neck*
Everytime joker fucks up:
Batman: neck goes snappy cracky
2:34 a werewolf joker would be cool, but honestly seeing joker running amok with holy weapons like mock van helsing was hilarious!
Joker's neck: exists
Batman: Imma end this man's whole career.
Whole neck you mean 😂
Batman : *exists*
The Joker’s neck : aight imma head out
Im honestly surprised that joker survived so long, given hes a terrorist rather than a criminal
In the one with the Batman Who Laughs, the reason that Batman didn't stop the Joker sooner was because the Joker paralyzed him with Joker Gas. Also, he recreated the events of Batmans past many, many times, and then Jokerized the Kids. Just something I thought I should mention.
Batman doesn't have to kill Joker, he can "not save" the Joker from death. Technically he didn't kill Joker that way, but Joker shall no longer terrorize the citizens of gotham.
im so happy you uploaded again
Fun Fact: Diyonesium (Or however it is spelled) from Batman Endgame, is actually a non corrupted version of the Lazurus Pits, meaning it keeps it user young and bring them back from the dead without corrupting them or driving them insane.
Thor: aims at chest
Batman: you should have gone for the neck
Bane: Has an obsession batmans spine
Batman: Has an obsession with jokers neck
Batman: hey joker
Joker: what
Snap Snap aaaaaaand snap
Anyone else notice that all of these are him snapping jokers neck
Yes I noticed it being pointed out in the video.
@@zwartekatsite I'm just saying
neck: exists
Batman: *N O*
It's one of the most instant ways to kill someone.
@@DamienDarkside if he won't use a gun, it's the best way.
I’m glad you uploaded again 😀
why he wouldn't
Same
yeah, I mean, why wouldn't he? he's a TH-camr and youtube is basically his entire life.
Could you do a video about every time flash has killed someone
Nice to see you back NeedleMouse, hope you had a happy new year
“Are there any other times you think I missed?”
*shows a clip from the DKR that leads to Batman killing the joker…by snapping his neck…that he did not cover*
Found youre channel a few days ago and i gotta say youre content is awesome keep it up
5:52 Don’t forget that it’s a non canonical story, so there’s definitely free reign to kill him if that was his intention
Damn, never knew Joker got his neck snapped so many times.
Ive got a harder list "5 times batman kills joker without snapping his neck"
Jokers neck: *EXISTS*
Batman: "...and I took that personally."
Since Tom King’s run has recently ended, what do you think about it.
Batman: 👌🏼
Joker: What’s that?
Batman: That’s a Neck
Joker: *Fuckin dies from snapped neck
My favorite story of batman killing the joker is “The Killing Joke” although i am still frustrated about how the movie adaptation was ruined with a completely pointless scene that was added because the story is too short for a full movie
What was the pointless scene? It's been awhile since I've seen it
@@ajaxmaxbitch probably the scene with Barbara and Bruce doing the deed.
@@spammyboy2412 pain
I want to see a Batman comic where he thinks The Joker is up to something but really the joker is just taking a break
HE has returned
Alfred: Sir, how many times would you like to snap the joker's neck?
Batman: Yes.
Everyone take a guess when the next joker will appear.
The Batman(2021)
1:22 im sorry mortal Combat 11? how dare you
Auto correct
Actually, I’ve heard it suggested that in The Killing Joke Batman uses Joker’s own toxic needle to kill him. So, not a snapped neck.
Im kinda glad when batman went to turn himself in
They just went “it was joker. Who cares”
I liked how you changed Mortal Kombat 11 to Mortal Combat 11.
Haha damn it, can't believe I missed that, I'm blaming auto correct lol
@@NeedleMouseProductions DANG YOU AUTO CORRECT
Joker's neck: *exists"
Batman: "is this a personal attack?"
Needlemouse I have a video idea which lantern Corp should the Resident Evil characters should be in.
Batman always does a backflip, snaps the bad guy’s neck and saves the day
“Mortal Combat.”.......REALLY NEEDLEMOUSE
8:16 Lara is wearing a Titans GO! shirt, which may be a nod to the Teen Titans GO! show, as her shirt uses the same font and everything. This was probably noticed a long time ago but I don't see anyone pointing it out.
3:57 Batman on the left is dabbing
1:21 ah yes MORTAL COMBAT 11
3:10 robin’s balls get their own dialogue
4:04 act of war? How does killing the joker start a war when your name is NOT Injustice?
I know this isn't apart of the video but i love how u put mk11 joker as some fodige
Batman: "I don't kill"
Needlemouse Productions: *Now this looks like a job for me*
Um I think you forgot about batman the dark knight returns where batman & joker battle in a fair in the tunnel of love & you guessed it he snapped the jokers neck.
I like how this whole video is just “and he snaps the jokers neck”
“Are there any other times you think I’ve missed?”
I don’t know, but I think you should at least mention the one that you LITERALLY HAD ON SCREEN AT THE TIME. At least give it an honorable mention.
Mr. Anihalator do you mean in Dark Night returns, Batman dident kill the joker, the joker made suicide by snapping his own neck.
@@lassegrotkjr6326 Batman does kill the Joker in TDKR. If you look at the dialogue bubbles Batman's dialogue is grey and Joker's is green. During the tunnel of love scene all of the dialogue is grey indicating Batman did kill the Joker and imagined all of his thoughts.
Batman only fractured Joker's neck. Joker snapped it.
@@lordtachancka509 I have no idea what you are talking about. I assume you are talking about the comic and not the movie which is not the point the OP was talking about. He was talking about the movie. In the movie, Batman only fractured Joker's neck not snapped it. Joker snapped his own neck to make the world think that Batman killed him.
@@thephoenixxm4160 yes I'm talking about the comic which is what the movie is based on... It's pretty hard to do thought bubbles in a movie so I just have to treat like the writers and animators understand undertones and subtext
yaaay you are back
Great video. I realize from a story perspective, why the Joker can never truly be killed. In real life, though, while I get the "I never want to kill anyone. " idea, after the Joker's first mass murder, he definitely should have killed the Joker without a second thought. That would have been the truly moral thing to do. Now, I know someone will say, "but, if Batman kills the Joker, he will be poisoned by the Joker and become worse than the Joker. " Maybe, but probably not if he kills the Joker before he figures out Batman's rules.
For the Batman Damned comic, you see Batman kill the Joker in the prequel comic book called "Joker"from the same writer. Joker is stabbing Batman so he punches him off the bridge by fear of dying.
The batman who laughs and the killing joke
Eddsworld reference
Batman: Joker, remember when I said I’d never kill?
Joker: Yes.
Batman: I LIIIIEEEEED!!!
Since you included the injustice one that didn’t actually happen I think the finale of titans season 1 deserved a mention, when trigon puts Dick Grayson into some kind of hallucination where Batman killed the joker and is on the run from the police
0:02 next time don't eat my cookies
Yeah he’s back
I love how batman fans think Batman is destined to kill Joker and Joker thinks Batman is destined to be his best friend
You uploaded again
Man Batman really like snapping the Joker's neck
I personally like The Dark Knight Returns Joker Death, those 2 have had been at it for decades and when both should be retired Joker gets the last laugh before dying at the hands of his arch friend/enemy who technically made him.
What I find funny is that almost every time Batman kills joker he snaps the joker's neck
This is gonna be good
Batman didn’t kill Joker in Arkham Knight or City. In Knight, that scene was hallucination Joker clones, and in City, Joker made Batman accidentally drop his cure by stabbing Batman’s shoulder.
I’ve always held the belief that Batman actually killed joker in the dark knight returns and he was just hallucinating his convo with him so that’s another one
joker definitely dies in dark knight returns there was no question about it
@@quasarulas3968 He definitely dies of course but there's always been a debate about whether or not Batman actually killed him or if the Joker killed himself.
@@wayothefro3249 well he dislocated his neck and paralysed him from the neck down, joker just finished himself off make of that what you will. Effective to the point he didn’t technically but may as well have killed him. You’d think Batman would or should have put most of his villains out of commission the same way already with plenty of irreversible injuries and sever head trauma. Most of them wouldn’t even know who they are anymore! One way to work around a no killing rule! Just leave you in a vegitative state instead!
Batman killed Joker. No doubt about it. Batman is constantly lying to himself to justify his turning back of his morals. In the comic books it is made much more blatant that the DKR Batman is correcting the wrong turns he had made in his life. When Batman realizes that Two-Face can only see his evil side he was given a realization. Not everyone can be rehabilitated and he was a monster for not being enough of a man to end the suffering of Gotham. That is why Joker appears as a villian after Two-Face. Batman applies that lesson to Joker but justifies it as "Joker made him do it! in fact he did it to himself!".
Knives are sharp, no need to put force into the stab
Joker: does the exact opposite and kills himself
Can you upload the background music please, its awsome!