Every Way That Batman Has Defeated Superman

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  • @pietier123
    @pietier123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6774

    Superman:*Acts slightly different*
    Batman: Looks like I have no choice but to kill him.

    • @slaw2468
      @slaw2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Batman doesn’t kill,more like imprision.

    • @Chimerathedragon
      @Chimerathedragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      @@slaw2468 oh he kills just not often

    • @monkeyl-
      @monkeyl- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @@slaw2468 batmans kills but only when absolutely necessary

    • @slaw2468
      @slaw2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@monkeyl- yes but he doesn’t kill is his code.

    • @BeatdownGG
      @BeatdownGG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@slaw2468 thats just one idea of Batman in his infinite iterations. Even OG batman is down to kill if he has not other choice. He is more likely to kill superman than anyone else if Supes goes off the deep end, because he knows if he doesn't life for the planet is over.

  • @TheReaperofHades
    @TheReaperofHades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4717

    Batman has even admitted in Batman: Hush that the reason he survives against Superman is because Superman never goes all out because they're friends. His humanity is often his greatest weakness in a fight.
    "If Clark wanted to, he could use his superspeed and punch me into the ground. Deep down, he's a better man than me." (Summary of the quotes)

    • @thawne4235
      @thawne4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      Deep down he is a good person, And deep down, I am not...

    • @amradel9451
      @amradel9451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      What's your point the true point of the quote is that superman is better than batman because he got over his parents death and became a symbol for hope and peace but batman couldn't get over it and became batman a symbol of fear

    • @purpleheartneptune6267
      @purpleheartneptune6267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That’s…..just batman hate dude

    • @TheReaperofHades
      @TheReaperofHades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@purpleheartneptune6267 how is it Batman hate? Just stating the obvious that if Superman really wanted it, Batman wouldn't be a threat to him.
      He's even defeated Batman armed with Kryptonite in Lex Luthor: Man of Steel by catching him by surprise from a distance. In the Dark Knight Returns, Superman is actively holding back because he wants to apprehend Batman and bring him in.
      Batman relies on Superman holding back in all their fights, as if he didn't, many of their fights would end quickly.

    • @purpleheartneptune6267
      @purpleheartneptune6267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TheReaperofHades injustice

  • @OnTheSwitch
    @OnTheSwitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5448

    The kryptonite gum is definitely my favourite just because of how funny it is

    • @johnnycage112
      @johnnycage112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Most comic book like too lol

    • @j4englund
      @j4englund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Eh I like when lois almost died

    • @Earth-uu3nf
      @Earth-uu3nf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Kryptonite Gun
      Kryptonite Sword
      Kryptonite Spear
      Kryptonite Ring
      Kryptonite Gauntlet

    • @comebackguy8892
      @comebackguy8892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BvS for me... Director's cut

    • @davidteres9463
      @davidteres9463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/77qt7dMzkKE/w-d-xo.html batman beyond

  • @fetusdeletus9266
    @fetusdeletus9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    I love how Batman’s plans for dealing with Clark range from literally blotting out or weaponizing the sun to just shooting him with a big iron.

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      or just turning on some lights

    • @ImprisionArchieves
      @ImprisionArchieves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or spitting some glowey rock polymer in his eye.

    • @Frank_144
      @Frank_144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      big iron on his hip

    • @Aspenstorpemusic
      @Aspenstorpemusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he's the Arizona Ranger

    • @Nowe971
      @Nowe971 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BIIIG IIRON, BIIIIIG IIIRON

  • @astropunch101
    @astropunch101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    Take a shot whenever Superman gets mind controlled.

    • @jbktpl1245
      @jbktpl1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The irony is that Superman should have strong defense against mind control.

    • @TheManiac-nw8ru
      @TheManiac-nw8ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Take a shot whenever kryptonite is mentioned, u would be dead half way

    • @DorkyDogBoy
      @DorkyDogBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im dead ☠️

    • @Bigboibutter
      @Bigboibutter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Id be drunk enough to kill superman

    • @youssefbasem9266
      @youssefbasem9266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Take a shot everytime kryptonite is used to defeat superman

  • @lolzersdespic577
    @lolzersdespic577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    It’s kinda funny to think one of the most powerful beings is also one of the most tricked, defeated, and mind controlled in the series

    • @andrewjalice8649
      @andrewjalice8649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      yeah because it’s fun to see if people didn’t buy those issues they wouldn’t do it anymore but people buy them to read them and they become pretty popular so they keep making it happen

    • @joehair3446
      @joehair3446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Because Evil Superman sells very well. for some reason people think Superman is a 1 dimensional character so the only way to make him "good" is to turn him evil.

    • @jpotent101
      @jpotent101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because it wouldn't sell. So, you gotta have a storyline.

    • @RussianBear42069
      @RussianBear42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Which is also weird because if I remember correctly Superman’s brain processes things like 1,200x the speed a normal human does

    • @imarock.7662
      @imarock.7662 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joehair3446 Bruh, hes a corny af sentient bomb pop with a green rock allergy. Hes inherently 1-dimensional. Lmao

  • @TheKisj
    @TheKisj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    This is why i love Batman,he's a human without superpowers, makes hundreds of gadgets to get an edge, and never ever gives up, and goes up against superman every time to save the world.

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah!!!!!

    • @britishwatermelon680
      @britishwatermelon680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      BECAUSE HES BATMAN

    • @mikitadou
      @mikitadou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      He has the thickest plot fortress in DC, he can go and win against DC universe god himself with so much protection.

    • @eldenlean5221
      @eldenlean5221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@mikitadou to be fair superman is also a walking plot convenience with no consistency at all.
      One issue he gets beaten by the random villain of the week hes fighting, the nextt hes singlehandedly taking on darkseid.
      One issue a red sun makes him completely powerless, the next its a minor inconvenience.
      Kryptonite cann kill him...exwpt when it can't.
      You get the point.

    • @wildhunt6350
      @wildhunt6350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He is plot armor man without any money he is NOTHING less then nothing.

  • @BigDexMedia
    @BigDexMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Doomsday is Superman’s top 2 enemies that he fears. Batman is Superman’s greatest friends and allies. With them two combined, Superman should definitely fear and respect Batman. Besides, he brought a bank to save Clark’s family farm.

    • @Gaeul-j3j
      @Gaeul-j3j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bought *

    • @OriginalXVeris
      @OriginalXVeris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Gaeul-j3j Let's be honest, though. If needed, Bruce absolutely has the means and money to just plop a bank on a truck and drive it out there.

    • @Gaeul-j3j
      @Gaeul-j3j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@OriginalXVeris that’s a different story lol

    • @angelvital6466
      @angelvital6466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't like the series because it was all batman, dont get me wrong it looks cool but man it's just batman.
      Imagine flash x captain cold where the flash traveled to the zero point or the beginning of everything and his speed is so fast that it freezes everything near him. Having this cool ice powers to use with a wave at his hand.
      Or
      Martian Manhunter x Despero where Martian Manhunter tried to destroy the flame of py'tar from Despero but with his shapeshifting abilities, manhunter absorbed the dangerous flame. Giving Manhunter the abilities to shape reality and conjure demons from within the mind but forever burning in flames.
      So much that can be so cool my dude. Its just batman, be cooler to see it as a JLA x Injustice League type of thing.

    • @ZenKrio
      @ZenKrio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OriginalXVeris Let's be honest though, Superman could EASILY do better than that IF he wanted to. Superman is able to process more than Brainiac and is smarter than Bruce, with access to more tech, he CHOOSES to just be a reporter to not be suspected as Superman.

  • @Br-kc2jy
    @Br-kc2jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I love how we transitioned from "He turns into a Doomsday, after almost dying" to "He just spat in his face"

  • @mrducky6322
    @mrducky6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Batman 100% believing he is an innocent man is the most Batman thing I’ve ever heard

    • @cryingalone7572
      @cryingalone7572 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You would know if it's a 100% making belief unnecessary

  • @mrheroprimes
    @mrheroprimes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    there's a very easy way to Injustice Superman get his powers back, Platinum Kryptonite which is gold Kryptonite polar opposite if a depowered Kryptonian or a human comes in contact with it gives them Kryptonian powers.

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Ah yes, the bullshit rock

    • @Athaeme
      @Athaeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@linkholder ah yes, gold kryptonite isn't bullshit at all

    • @stevent3676
      @stevent3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Athaeme I mean it's literally just the kryptonite equivalent of a red sun, and can only be created through a very small amount of means, one being via Firestorm's manipulation of radiation.

    • @Athaeme
      @Athaeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@stevent3676 I don't have a problem with it, I was pointing out a double standard @link holder seemed to have having a problem with one and not the other is retarded

    • @stevent3676
      @stevent3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Athaeme well to be fair, most kryptonite is just that: Kryptonite. It's designed to cause harm or to be a hindrance of some kind to beings where there otherwise isn't one. But from the sounds of it, Platinum Kryptonite is the exact opposite of what most pieces of kryptonite are meant to do.

  • @-Azure.EXE-
    @-Azure.EXE- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    The explosive vest is easily the best one here. Character, intelligence and competence shown extraordinarily efficiently.

  • @LOREWITHBLAZER
    @LOREWITHBLAZER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Can’t blame Batman for having a contingency plan

    • @thefanwithoutaface8105
      @thefanwithoutaface8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I mean after characters like Homelander, Brightburn, Ultrman and Hyperion, all characters inspired by and based on Superman who are all superpowered villains, not to mention all the Evil Versions of Superman, yeah the contingencies are WAY beyond justified.

    • @thebatman.
      @thebatman. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly.

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Can definitely blame him,he obviously spent more time preparing to stop his friends than making sure his villains are locked away permanently.
      Darkseid,Zod,Superman etc have been imprisoned at times but you tell me he hasn't found a way to keep Joker locked get the fuck out of here

    • @TheBlaze22b
      @TheBlaze22b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@newhybrid101 Gotham's criminal justice system is BS. Its crazy a cop hasnt shot him dead

    • @mangonite7426
      @mangonite7426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheBlaze22b yeah they can't take evidence from vigilantes but come on, this dude has killed hundreds of people surly pleading insanity would be invalid by this point.

  • @Buckethead1_2
    @Buckethead1_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I understand the whole “tie” thing when it comes to Batman V Superman by Snyder, but I definitely count that as a Batman win. No doubts about it.

    • @8911145533
      @8911145533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      For plot reasons. And a unbelieavble stupid plot at that. Hearing his mothers name somehow brings Bats out of his " i have to kill this dude" state

    • @igorPatritrov
      @igorPatritrov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@8911145533well, bc he realises that supes isnt evil, and actually cares about someone. That they have the same name is just a coincidence

    • @goldenhorde6944
      @goldenhorde6944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@8911145533 The entire movie is about batman slowly and consciously dehumanizing both himself and superman, right before he tries to kill him he out loud says " you were never a god, you were never even a man". How the fuck is a character experiencing character development in response to being reminded of a core memory he had otherwise suppressed stupid, it's literally basic fucking storytelling.

  • @himynameiskobey.7994
    @himynameiskobey.7994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The arrow is definitely my favorite because of how hard it is to make it. Batman needing a insane amount of wealth and time just for one kryptonite arrow makes it believable that kryptonite came from another planet, and it makes it more special.

    • @EvilAutisms
      @EvilAutisms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i also like how the kryptonite shoots off the arrow instead of the arrow actually stabbing superman because it proves he knew that superman would catch it or at least expected him to

    • @StagbeetleProductions
      @StagbeetleProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EvilAutisms yea he even reached to grab it but it powders his face and he gets super disoriented

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@EvilAutisms It also shows that Batman never intended to kill Superman. He could've engineered the arrow to be lethal but he didn't.

    • @niks660097
      @niks660097 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@StagbeetleProductions kryptonite is literally cynide for kryptons, only reason superman survived cause batman didn't want to kill superman, just weaken him.

  • @dustinthediamondpoirier5028
    @dustinthediamondpoirier5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Superman: Acts a tiny bit strange
    Batman: Well looks like I'm gonna have to kill an alien

    • @JohnDolehi
      @JohnDolehi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      “He was sus so I killed him”

    • @AK-tf3fc
      @AK-tf3fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Superman lucky he's white otherwise he would hate america

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AK-tf3fc Dude was still raised in Smallville, the american utopia. A non-white Kal-El might change his mind on a few things after moving to Metropolis, but he usually just decides that he can make America better.

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Superman: *sneezes*
      Wonder-women: Bless you Clark
      Flash: whoa, I didn’t know you can sneeze
      Superman: I can’t. Something is wrong.
      Batman: Alfred, the plan is working. Get more of the orderless transparent kryptonite flu gas.

    • @savsaga4991
      @savsaga4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not slightly strange dude....He stopped caring about people while saving them...Thats the first step of becoming a Villian/Careless Maniac

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    You're telling me injustice's evil Wonder Woman is still a lap dog to The Olympian gods?

    • @stonemims159
      @stonemims159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Zeus had her mother hostage

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Injustice Wonder Woman was just waiting for Lois Lane to croak. That mortal woman who would have died in 60+ years regardless, took the most wonderful man she had ever known, away from an immortal demigoddess. So of course she egged on Superman's more ruthless tendencies.

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hunterv9983 so basically Amazon wants that Kryptonian dong so she threw a tank of oil into an already burning fire

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@agenti4734
      Yes

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hunterv9983 well there's a bruh moment

  • @k_speedfire
    @k_speedfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    When Sup was controlled by Ivy Batman manage to take him out just by whistle, that was in King run when Ivy did posses almost whole world

  • @mediamanjamessmith251
    @mediamanjamessmith251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The grenades in BvS are also lined with lead, so Superman could not see the contents of the grenades.
    A theory also discusses that Batman may have put Scarecrow’s fear gas in them too because of Batman mentioning “That’s fear.”

    • @Googaliemoogalie
      @Googaliemoogalie ปีที่แล้ว

      They would have said that though, because that's too interesting of a detail. BVS was probably just trying to be cool and the fans made it more than it is

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Googaliemoogalie It's literally in the movie. Stop being biased.

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Googaliemoogalie gotta agree with the OP on this one. Even if I didn't think of it before the "that's fear." Line being a reference to scarecrow's fear toxin makes a lot more sense than batman just trying to intimidate super man. I mean, trying to intimidate someone who can probably decapitate someone with the flick of his finger wouldn't be the best idea. It'd make sense and it'd feel like a bit of fanservice for the fans who catch the comment

  • @Unblasphemy
    @Unblasphemy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Clark: *argues with lois*
    Bruce: *"ALFRED."*

  • @LP3Customs
    @LP3Customs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love that you watch pretty much every animated dc movie and show. Not many people talk about Brave and the Bold and the LEGO movies

  • @xitics
    @xitics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    literally the only guy I come to to see the dc and marvel stories explained in detail, love it

  • @somebigboy3555
    @somebigboy3555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Now we need more fights where Batman is the dominant and superman the underdog
    It would be neat

    • @oneasiangirl
      @oneasiangirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I’m sorry but this just sounds so dirty

    • @Denter_g
      @Denter_g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is a story

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      not possible

    • @Bilaldane
      @Bilaldane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's impossible

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      batman has tons of plans for everything, that could kill any hero on the planet, and he just went rogue
      what will the man of steel do, now that every weapon in the world is pointed at him, all equipped with every type of kryptonite bullet on the planet?

  • @nobro6971
    @nobro6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I absolutely love the suicide vest story, it's perfect, shows the best parts of both heroes - Superman's amazing powers and his ability to determine truth from lie, and Batman's bold and cunning strategies of exploiting and using Superman's own STRENGTHS against him, as well as his willingness to sacrifice himself. Most of all, though, it showed that they both deeply care about protecting the weak and would never willingly harm an innocent.

  • @justinnyugen7015
    @justinnyugen7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    There always seems to be a character breach or plot device that pits the two against each other. Superman is mind controlled. Superman is Soviet. Superman is a US government lackey that lasers his friend's arm off. Superman kills Joker but decides, "Hey, I'm still kinda angry."
    At their core, both heroes have a strong enough moral compass to not duke it out.

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well besides the batman V Superman movie where Superman was more or less blackmailed into trying to kill batman. Even though he still fucking lost lmao

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    3:56
    I would never say that the Atom is one of the weakest heroes in the DC universe. He’s a genius biologist that can manipulate the bodies of others by crawling inside them.

    • @chriswentz5197
      @chriswentz5197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So he is a Ant man but he isnt afraid of going into anuses?

    • @emitrioff
      @emitrioff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chriswentz5197 basically...yes

    • @justinnyugen7015
      @justinnyugen7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@chriswentz5197 heheh Up close, anus's atoms are just like any other atoms to the Atom.

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's an underrated character⚛️

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember when everyone was making memes about Ant-Man crawling up thanos's ass to kill him by growing bigger? If you think about it the atom could hilariously do the same thing to darkseid lmao

  • @Chillgamesh
    @Chillgamesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I clicked faster than a speeding bullet

    • @justinflores9851
      @justinflores9851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too 🤣

    • @ne3856
      @ne3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's a bird!
      It's a plane!
      No, it's...
      NEEDLEMOUSE PRODUCTIONS!!!!

    • @Earth-uu3nf
      @Earth-uu3nf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha

    • @theclown9293
      @theclown9293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see what you did there Superman and faster than a speeding bullet 😏😎

    • @someone0
      @someone0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I clicked more powerful than a locomotive

  • @allfather6346
    @allfather6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    How does an ordinary man defeat a god?
    the ordinary man is Kal, Bruce just defies all odds making him the true god

  • @loganwolverine5849
    @loganwolverine5849 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Batman using kryptonite- **Instant win**
    Lex using kryptonite- Is this suppose to hurt?

  • @atorasu3976
    @atorasu3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Batman: Endgame" "Justice Buster"
    It can't be a coincidence anymore.

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Batman: Endgame predates Avengers: Endgame.
      The Justice Buster is actually just a copy of the Hulk-Buster, though.

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think that “Endgame” is a common tittle for different series, so it’s not too rare that you’d probably see the name in a title.

  • @meunomeegama4105
    @meunomeegama4105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    the actual secret is that batman is always wearing his super secret super powerful bat suit, called "the plot suit"

    • @Igot4balls
      @Igot4balls 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bat armor

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My favourite is turning superman's powers against himself
    The sonic blaster in DKR would be DEVASTATING
    Just imagine it, Superman is looking for batman with his super vision and hearing and then all of a sudden he gets hit from every direction by light and overwhelming noise

  • @NY_7
    @NY_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Everyone always overlooks that Bruce Wayne/ Batman is an insane controlled person that is a tactician. He has backup plans for hundreds of backup plans. So his genius level intellect knows exactly what to do against Superman. Yes, Superman could just use his super speed and kill Batman, or be miles away and use his heat vision to kill him, but Batman knows this and plans ahead for this. Batman's mind is his greatest weapon.

    • @silverstar1238
      @silverstar1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Superman just never has fought agenst someone who thinks like this. That's why he looses

    • @justinnyugen7015
      @justinnyugen7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's sad that he has better contingency plans against his friends than his own rogues gallery.

    • @brayden2254
      @brayden2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@silverstar1238 ever heard of Lex Luthor? A genius billionaire who is considered to be the most intelligent person on Earth. Also Batman himself has admitted that if it wasn't for Superman's humanity he would have been dead in an instant.

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not really, he just can't plan for certain things which is why, after all this time, we haven't seen Superman do those certain things. He's always been written, even in cases of him going evil, to be holding back. If he woke up, wanted to kill Batman and not care about any collateral damage to anyone or anything, flying halfway to the sun then picking up speed on the flight back and kinetic dropping himself on top of batman would do the job. Nothing Bruce could conceivably plan in a short enough amount of time, if at all, could handle what would be the energy release equivalent of dropping a nuke on his head. Batman can beat Superman purely because plot armor dictates that A. Superman would never go scorched earth and B. Seeing him body Batman instantly would be too expected, thus boring.

    • @joehair3446
      @joehair3446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The reason that Batman wins is of course what you mentioned but you're forgetting many things
      1. He's the most insanely unrealisticly plot armoured superhero character ever. He took punches from literal gods that want to kill him (darkseid for example) without a mech suit on yet is able to breathe. don't forget that one time in Batman Confidential where he beat the entire Justice League in a full on head to head combat without a contingency plan to defeat them lol (he even was faster than the flash because apparently he was able to counter flash's punch at full superspeed) and also he knocked wonder woman out with a single elbow to the head lol.
      2. Superman winning againts batman would be considered boring to most
      3. Batman admits that he can win against superman because Superman's always holding back, his humanity is his greatest weakness
      4. For some reason Kryptonite despite being a very rare mineral that only existed in Superman's planet and that only a chunk fell to earth is apparently so common in the DC universe you could probably buy it at a Walmart
      5. He's Batman, you hardly ever see him lose to anyone because a comic where Batman (a regular human without powers) gets defeated by someone with superpowers would definitely not sell as well as a comic where he beats literal gods (kind of defeats the whole purpose of a mortal making a god bleed if Batman loses to superpowered enemies)

  • @TheManiac-nw8ru
    @TheManiac-nw8ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Just slap kryptonite on everything with a few red suns here and there.

  • @Renwoxing13
    @Renwoxing13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every single way Batman has defeated Superman :
    1 - ♾️ : *PLOT ARMOR*

  • @glassychap1141
    @glassychap1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Tbh I don’t really see how Batman could beat Superman in a majority of their fights. Superman always holds back but even if he moved at the speed of sound Batman could not really catch him

    • @findthem5791
      @findthem5791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes , Superman holds back which then causes Bruce to win the majority of their fights.

    • @lelouchlamperouge8286
      @lelouchlamperouge8286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Superman was mind controlled before so he wasn't holding back. Batman is simply has the intelligence and the resources to beat Superman. Superman can't defend against these because he's never had to rely on anything like that himself.

    • @typeouetco1626
      @typeouetco1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      batman's suit are very fast.

    • @seal_man
      @seal_man 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but what about when Superman is mind controlled?

    • @markyek3234
      @markyek3234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@typeouetco1626 what his suits don't have increased speed

  • @jpegmilitia
    @jpegmilitia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Batman: defeats superman like every 5 minutes
    People: idk man superman OP

    • @jonhperez6068
      @jonhperez6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Superman won more

    • @jpegmilitia
      @jpegmilitia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jonhperez6068 name like 3 times hes actually won against batman

    • @jonhperez6068
      @jonhperez6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jpegmilitia Bvs is one

    • @eobardthawn6903
      @eobardthawn6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jonhperez6068 Batman won here. The movie was shit, however Batman would've killed Superman if he wouldn't said," Martha", "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!"

    • @eobardthawn6903
      @eobardthawn6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jonhperez6068 In all fairness, Batman did lose earlier with his Batmobile, so it was mostly a tie.

  • @matthewterlaga3022
    @matthewterlaga3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You forgot The Batman Who Laughs using special synthetic black kryptonite that kills super man in a matter of moments, but not before driving him insane. He then kidnaps Lois and John, brings them to the watchtower, fills it with some sort of gas that nullifies Clark’s heat vision and makes his eyes bleed, then just throws the kryptonite at him. He goes mad and kills Lois and John before succumbing.

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doesn't he also mention he tested it out on Kara, first?

    • @matthewterlaga3022
      @matthewterlaga3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hunterv9983 yes he does, and he said that she ripped her family to shreds before she died

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but what about conner?

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ProjektTaku
      I think this story is before the return of Classic Conner. So currently it's the Young Justice clone who stayed in the future with Cassie and Bart.

  • @abhishekunni2433
    @abhishekunni2433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Superman defeats himself when he chooses to talk with Batman first. I mean he could just throw a rock from a mile away, perfectly calibrated so that the pressure will only knock Batman out but still goes down and tries to talk.

  • @trulybleak4163
    @trulybleak4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think you're forgetting the most crucial detail upon why Batman always beat Superman. Because DC fans love Batman more than Superman & because the script/plot said so.
    As strong as Superman is he can never be stronger than the people writing him. If you want an accurate representation of what would happen if Batman & Superman actually fought, without favoritism look up Omni Man vs Darkwing.
    Sums it up pretty well I'd say.

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Do they ever specify how or why he developed a resistance to Red Sun radiation

    • @Scorpiongod934
      @Scorpiongod934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Tone_Of_Dials just explain it to him ass. He is resistant bc he’s a direct descendant of Rao, the Red Sun god of Krypton. And also if You’re familiar With the saying: “power levels are bullshit”

    • @therunn3197
      @therunn3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Scorpiongod934 How is he an ass? He’s literally just encouraging him to read the comic book.

    • @Wertercat
      @Wertercat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@therunn3197 Yeah, but not specifying which ones they're referring to. Like, Superman has been in thousands of comic book issues, you have to more specific

    • @therunn3197
      @therunn3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wertercat In the video Needlemouse literally specified the comic where he developed a resistance to red sun.

  • @thomaswilliams1793
    @thomaswilliams1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Let's fucking go love it when you upload

  • @Coolstuff588
    @Coolstuff588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    My favorite way to defeat Superman is throwing Lois lane off a roof.

    • @rexyz5875
      @rexyz5875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like a good way for superman to erase earth

  • @blast2822
    @blast2822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "How does an ordinary man defeat a god." A good question. One we might be able to answer the day Batman actually fights one.

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, Slade (typically described as being very similar to Batman in how he fights) did fight and kill Lapetus, so we already know it's doable with the right equipment.

  • @The410cam
    @The410cam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The mutant restraint collar should technically work preventing the powers from manifesting. Also soundwave should be able to beat him with an empty enegon cube since it would drain his powers. Technically any high ranking Jedi/sith should be able to without a fight cut off his powers with the force.

  • @magicaldemonboy100
    @magicaldemonboy100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This inspires me to start a fight with a bodybuilder on steroids.

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Terrible analogy
      Bodybuilders are typically slow due to muscle mass and can't really fight,cause well they aren't fighters.
      That's not true for Superman,he is nearly as fast as he is strong and he can actually fight very well,he has stood up to Batman when he was weakend to his level or Batman was powered to his and to do that you need to be a really good fighter.Even when he was depowered to human level he stomped several thugs like a vigilante would.
      Also he isn't built like a bodybuilder either,he is buff yeah but normally proportioned buff.

    • @magicaldemonboy100
      @magicaldemonboy100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@newhybrid101 I mean this was a joke but good to know.

    • @vVBEESKNEESVv
      @vVBEESKNEESVv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@magicaldemonboy100 I'll give you a thumbs up for the good joke that made me laugh but I'd say a better analogy would be the same one that you made but in it you would have a hand gun or at the very least a bat (heh).

    • @magicaldemonboy100
      @magicaldemonboy100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vVBEESKNEESVv Fair enough lmao

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bane?

  • @JmotionPictures7059
    @JmotionPictures7059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fact that he decided to plant a bomb inside of him is so brutal but I love it

  • @CrowMan434
    @CrowMan434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Lex Luthor : You think Batman defeating Superman is gonna impress us ? That happens once a week.
    (I know I messed up this line) 😂.

  • @cynicalfella
    @cynicalfella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:00 "Supes...!? Help us!!" this might just be Batman's best phrase ever

  • @redwright8028
    @redwright8028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Superman: *simply exists*
    Batman: *finds every possible way to whoop his ass*

    • @darkshadow07186
      @darkshadow07186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *He's a threat* in Batman's mind.

    • @Kira22558
      @Kira22558 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkshadow07186 kind of.

    • @darkshadow07186
      @darkshadow07186 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kira22558 it makes sense, there are times that Superman had gone out of control (became evil) that his trust issues agaisn't sups really is just as that highly extreme. He knew how superior Superman is compared to him yet he also knew his Biggest Weakness just to neutralized or weakened him down, Not kill. (Kryptonite)

    • @Kira22558
      @Kira22558 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkshadow07186 depends on which version

    • @Kira22558
      @Kira22558 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkshadow07186 depends on which version

  • @birdypanc9747
    @birdypanc9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Speaking injustice. Who else is excited that dc is finally making a animated film about injustice.

    • @ahmadalaama7217
      @ahmadalaama7217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Really? The comic universe or the games, or both? Also do you think they'll ever make an Injystice 3

    • @birdypanc9747
      @birdypanc9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ahmadalaama7217 they gonna follow year 1 comic and maybe they might do more sequels to the year comics.

    • @firstname4800
      @firstname4800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@birdypanc9747 prob year 1 since the joker is shown to be killed by Superman

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ME INJUSTICE IS AMAZING

    • @theshanaman7805
      @theshanaman7805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ahmadalaama7217 i think they’re making a marvel game next but maybe after that

  • @underplayer7353
    @underplayer7353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    We need a Top 10 most badass Alfred moments

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The part where he beats up Superman is a great one.

  • @Michaelengelmann
    @Michaelengelmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I can hear Batman saying “WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE!”

    • @internetrambo1069
      @internetrambo1069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe ew.

    • @Michaelengelmann
      @Michaelengelmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@internetrambo1069 ok bot

    • @internetrambo1069
      @internetrambo1069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Michaelengelmann does not change the fact that its still cringe.

    • @Michaelengelmann
      @Michaelengelmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@internetrambo1069 ok bot, very cool

    • @internetrambo1069
      @internetrambo1069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Michaelengelmann ugly bot, I know that I am cool.

  • @ultimantwarrior5005
    @ultimantwarrior5005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Like in the Justice League Vs Teen Titans movies, The Flash could vibrate through Superman’s body and grab an organ, say his heart, and either rip it out or pop it like a water balloon, killing the last son of krypton

  • @suethemtocourt
    @suethemtocourt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Superman is damn powerful, it's disheartening to see that none of the comics give him an edge over batsman in the final battle. In real life Superman can kill batman in more ways than Batman can kill Superman.
    I'm sure of it.

    • @ambatukam178
      @ambatukam178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Batmans plot armour is just too good which makes the story better. Superman can but batman knows superman is a good person, and that's the reason superman doesn't win, part of his character, which is why you can't say the "not holding back" part

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Super man has absurd weaknesses that are easy to exploit if you had a shard of kryptonite YOU could literally kill Superman

    • @simonovie1253
      @simonovie1253 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gokublack8342 Exactly what I'm saying, you don't even have to know how to fight just get yourself a Green Kryptonite and wait, I don't even understand why batman beating him is a huge thing.

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gokublack8342You mean a shard if a rare mineral nobody knows about?

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simonovie1253Because it's nonsensical. Superman at full speed would have no trouble disabling Batman.

  • @artdroid29
    @artdroid29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What Lantern Rings would The Boys have?

    • @theyellowtruth3249
      @theyellowtruth3249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most would have avarice but but starlight would probably be love or hope

    • @derekstark9062
      @derekstark9062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Butcher- Rage
      Hughie- Hope
      Frenchie- Shame
      Himiko- Rage
      Mother’s Milk- Compassion
      Starlight- Love

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@derekstark9062 shame is one of the rings. What color is it?

    • @derekstark9062
      @derekstark9062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheUncivilizedNation Ultraviolet.

  • @alexking7262
    @alexking7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Video idea: everyone who has deducted Darth Vader’s true identity! (and how they did it!)
    It’s basically the video you did on everyone who’s deduced Batman’s true identity but for Darth Vader NeedleMouse Productions!

  • @quincysavala1297
    @quincysavala1297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The SuperBat
    God vs Man
    Day vs Night
    The son of Krypton vs The Bat of Gotham

    • @BLACKSTA361
      @BLACKSTA361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Batman vs superman is so underrated

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BLACKSTA361 what do you mean underated?

    • @theta38
      @theta38 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@BLACKSTA361 agree! Ultimate Edition is one of my favorite movies.

    • @theta38
      @theta38 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@theonlychickensama8353 means it's awesome

  • @Up-up-and-away419
    @Up-up-and-away419 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wonder if he noticed his blooper putting doomsday virus two times

    • @Bendy_Khoi
      @Bendy_Khoi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah i noticed that as well

  • @laughthis138
    @laughthis138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gold kryptonite surgically fused to the skull of Superman and then lead cased kryptonite nerve destroying agent placed at the center or his brain that will go off if decides move faster than 4mph or out of range of his prison.

  • @dend6064
    @dend6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Make a video on how many times batman slept with catwoman it's been a while for a relationship video

  • @OmegaGamer707
    @OmegaGamer707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just realized with atoms tech he could end resource droughts like metals and other stuff.

  • @thehighground7926
    @thehighground7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Batman beats Superman because he’s Batman. It’s that simple

    • @thefanwithoutaface8105
      @thefanwithoutaface8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that and if the playing field was leveled he'd always win

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope

    • @thehighground7926
      @thehighground7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thefanwithoutaface8105 if they were both removed of all their equipment, powers, and had to fight each other with just their fists, Batman would dominate

    • @acunt
      @acunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      plot-armour man

    • @StareachValcin
      @StareachValcin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Batman doesn't always win. Batman does lose regardless of being Batman.

  • @Andrew85or
    @Andrew85or ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Should be titled, "Every way Batman has let a criminal live so they could come back and commit mass murder with a side of destruction again and again."

  • @Zeeshan62841
    @Zeeshan62841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro you should literally make a video with title ”How many time Superman has been mind controlled” like that video will be 2 hrs long

  • @gallegos3905
    @gallegos3905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I love how most of the fights batman has with superman is in non canon stories

    • @BLACKSTA361
      @BLACKSTA361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Facts😂😂😂

    • @blacklight3583
      @blacklight3583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please change your pfp

    • @amradel9451
      @amradel9451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well they never really fought in the main cannon DC the only time they fought was like when they first met and that wasn't really a fight and the justice League buster was in the batman comic run which was kind of canon

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      because having one of the original trinity kill another of the trinity in the main cannon is a bad business decision. They make the most money

    • @sparshbansal6624
      @sparshbansal6624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh just shut up. Batman beat Superman. Deal with it

  • @freshyfishy7780
    @freshyfishy7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The needle mouse uploads

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Every good version of Superman and even some of the morally grey versions of Superman are in a constant state of self restraint to the point that day almost instinctively pull their punches. He also rarely comprehensively incorporates his broad powetset into his fighting technique.

  • @chahrlzel13
    @chahrlzel13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In the Dark Knight I watched Bane give batman his worse beating in cinema history yet I'm supposed 2 believe Batman can beat Superman? Yeah ok....🤷🏾‍♂️ tell me anything

  • @Au_196
    @Au_196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the time superman was beaten up by Alfred in Injustice was the most memorable moment I had of the series. Alfred would do anything to protect Bruce, and he would never allow anyone to harm his family. Also when you get to the krypton arrow, the Doomsday Virus title card is briefly seen at the start.

  • @estek5720
    @estek5720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love your video's keep it up

  • @Chicos2loco
    @Chicos2loco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Do a video every way the bat has beat Superman with his own hands

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that video would be 0 seconds long

    • @Chicos2loco
      @Chicos2loco 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That maybe true

  • @UnlovedWarlock
    @UnlovedWarlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh and the way every Superman has defeated Batman: ONE PUNCH

  • @UsaramSev
    @UsaramSev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:17 up in the top left corner he got an achievement if you missed it

  • @simonchainbers8943
    @simonchainbers8943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Superman is too nerfed down there's no way and I mean no way batman can beat superman.... Dude can literally slow down time and is almost as fast as flash , freeze with breath, laser beams, one punch can literally end batman... Facts forget being a fan boy..... kryptonite is supposed to be rare but for some reason batman manufacturers it

    • @dylanwagner4447
      @dylanwagner4447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some of these would still beat superman even if he wasn't nerfed. The suicide vest would probably still work due to Supermans morals.

    • @silverstar1238
      @silverstar1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bias aside how would superman win?

    • @justinnyugen7015
      @justinnyugen7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aside from manufactured weaknesses like Red Sun and Kryponite, a sane Supe's greatest weakness is his moral compass. If the combatant Batman is smart, he'll avoid direct fisticuffs (similar to Lex) and would shield himself behind the justice system or just regular people. He'd appeal to Superman's common sense, since common sense would seldom pit the two against each other in the first place (no mind control, nanobots, dead Loises, or alternate reality governments)

    • @pjfire9099
      @pjfire9099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silverstar1238 That's like asking how could a lion kill a squirrel. Just punch batman so hard he is a red mist, at a speed batman can't perceive. I now facts sound like bias to some people.

    • @gabaduran3333
      @gabaduran3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Impossible for Superman to win when batman gets his blessed prep time and then Superman holding back with literally everyone, took advantage of him

  • @mikitadou
    @mikitadou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Technically going 0.1% serious would be more than enough for superman to squash batman. The fact that he misses his heat vision and strikes on a slow moving batman is just ludicrous. The guy has a brain that can process huge libraries worth of information in seconds and reaction speed to tag flash...can't deal with batman's acrobatics speed?

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, Superman’s just too nice, so Batman abuses the hell out of that.

  • @novaknight8579
    @novaknight8579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Superman: What is a man to a God.
    Batman:I'm just a man.
    But I'm a man who knows a Gods every weakness including his fighting style. To you I am your God.😤
    Superman: Oh yeah?( Charges at Batman.)
    *15 Secs later*
    (Superman on the ground barely breathing)
    Batman: Why did you make me do this?!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sonicsucks20
      @sonicsucks20 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thor: Doth try that on me, Man of Bats.
      Batman: I'm screwed.

    • @novaknight8579
      @novaknight8579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sonicsucks20 Catches Thors hammer. What is this?
      Thor:😭😭😭😭 I'll just retire.

    • @WebbedManiac
      @WebbedManiac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cringe

    • @janelledelatorre1363
      @janelledelatorre1363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cringe💀🤮

  • @seriousspikesam7770
    @seriousspikesam7770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Every way Superman has defeated Batman.
    Oh, and basically "plot armour."

    • @Supes97
      @Supes97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What's so plot armour ish about simple Kryptonite weapons and Red Solar grenades mostly

    • @JimGreen569
      @JimGreen569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Batman is the king of plot armour

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JimGreen569 yeah, no real threat to him if the *BEST FIGHTER ON THE FUCKING PLANET* still gets put in the same cell the joker has in arkham

    • @theimposterdamex2144
      @theimposterdamex2144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JimGreen569 Superman got plot too just with powers

    • @Just_nick3070
      @Just_nick3070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jockeyfield1954 Batman is not the best fighter on the planet.

  • @Omrantnz
    @Omrantnz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lego: maybe we could super charge superman with a sun booster
    Kryptonite: am I a joke to you

  • @xeric1953
    @xeric1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes batman has beat him in several ways several times but superman has a point, if he wanted to kill, it would happen so fast the batman wouldn’t know what hit him. Superman is one of the only people fast enough to fight the flash while he’s using the speedforce. He could run around the world and snap everyones on the planets heads in basically the blink of an eye

  • @yvngstopmotionproductions3224
    @yvngstopmotionproductions3224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video

  • @mr.e7806
    @mr.e7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anyone else have to do a double take after seeing doomsday virus again when he was talking about the kryptonite arrow?

    • @joshpiderman9240
      @joshpiderman9240 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he said it was a rendering bug when his computer overheats.

  • @AleRespite
    @AleRespite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I dont get the change in the plan to take down Superman in Justice League doom. Because this plan is supposed to take down a rogue Superman, yet the plan shown hinges entirely on Superman being a nice guy. This plan would be useless on a rogue Superman.

    • @olivinator
      @olivinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      all the plans were altered in some way, it's possible that the original plan had some other way to lure in Superman, or even kept that part open so that the method could be tailored to the which ever scenario they found themselves in.

  • @Almighty_Eduardo25
    @Almighty_Eduardo25 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The krypronite gauntlet one was just insane like godamn

  • @truerealrationalist
    @truerealrationalist ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every way that Batman had defeated Superman.
    1) Plot armor
    2) Deus ex machina
    3) Shenanigans

    • @danielmflores
      @danielmflores ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. They write in the comics superman full strength punch can wipe out a solar system... batman only wins because superman never is serious

  • @yuko_7
    @yuko_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    People who point out that the fights are "not cannon" just ruin the fun.

  • @lucasmeza5148
    @lucasmeza5148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Next video everytime superman defeated batman.

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tone_Of_Dials nope he doesn't do it because he's to nice

  • @BLACKSTA361
    @BLACKSTA361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Superman could always kill batman if he wanted to

    • @findthem5791
      @findthem5791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too bad he cares too much about Batman and gets his ass beat instead

  • @britishrat1630
    @britishrat1630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Superman: just wanting to talk
    Batman: trying to kill him

  • @emilygordbort7300
    @emilygordbort7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Step 1) Figure out what exactly in yellow sunlight is giving Superman his powers and what exactly is in red sunlight that takes it away
    Step 2) Design a metal suit that reflects a lot of whatever wavelength of light fucks with Superman the most
    Step 3) Devise some method of blocking out any of the kind of light that Superman gets his power from. (Maybe a thick gas that blocks it out?)
    Step 4) Force Superman to expend his super energy in excess while in the area, where he can't regain his power.
    Flaws: The process is slow, and requires you to somehow keep Superman in one place while Godmode is active for a substantial length of time. May be best to attempt at night.
    Benefits: Doesn't necessarily require Kryptonite, which is a limited resource that one might have difficulty acquiring without help from the writers

  • @stevencurtis8
    @stevencurtis8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you think about it Superman is the weakest hero ever due to the fact a tiny green rock can turn the man of steel into playdough lol

  • @Sean_Last1995
    @Sean_Last1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my one involves him breaking his one rule but he's done that enough time anyway but my way would involve Batman cutting off Superman's head with an axe made of Kryptonite

  • @thomaswilliams1793
    @thomaswilliams1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Amazing

  • @ravenmoon5111
    @ravenmoon5111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these fights. Everytime there is a proposed battle of Superman vs someone there are fan boys screaming he can speed blitz him!
    Yet he never does it against Batman

  • @R7Rolan1
    @R7Rolan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The answer is plot armor. Batman beats Superman with plot armor and popularity.

  • @pachecoh20031
    @pachecoh20031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What happened after Superman got royally pissed off at Batman for nearly killing the woman that he loves in the movie Batman: Hush?

    • @obsidianwarrior5580
      @obsidianwarrior5580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing came of it in the next movie it's basically ignored.

    • @asm4912
      @asm4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing

    • @pachecoh20031
      @pachecoh20031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I hope Superman is going to forgive Batman

    • @obsidianwarrior5580
      @obsidianwarrior5580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pachecoh20031 As we said before basically nothing happened after, they just acted like the whole thing never went down, it's never addressed after this but they're seen working together after this movie so we can assume Supes just got over it.

  • @timothydrake7965
    @timothydrake7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “but question is, how can a man defeat a god"; I don't know ask Kratos.

    • @daltontharp4002
      @daltontharp4002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he's a half god though, I think

    • @jlopez240gaming7
      @jlopez240gaming7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daltontharp4002 he’s a full god by the end of GO3

  • @davidogundipe808
    @davidogundipe808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Team Batman forever 🦇🦇🦇

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here are a few ways how Batman could beat Superman:
    1. Take whatever kryptonite armor Batman has and have Firestorm replace the green kryptonite with gold kryptonite. This would mean if the fight went on for long enough superman might lose his powers all together, permanently. After that it’s essentially just Batman versus a guy in a Superman costume.
    2. Beat superman into going to a location far away from any civilians, throw a shard of kryptonite at the man of steel, And then use the watch tower to teleport away from Superman and then fire a laser beam directly at where superman just wa and then use the watch tower to teleport away from Superman and then fire a laser beam directly at where Superman is.
    3. Steal The technology of multiple justice league villains and incorporate them into the justice buster. The suit could already go hand-in-hand with the man of steel, but adding kryptonite generators or mirror masters powers to the suit could give Batman the edge his needs.

  • @Spectre021
    @Spectre021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's not the Batman he's the Batgoat.