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Those 3 things you said you'd bring with you to a deserted island mean a whole lot of nothing if you're dead. Joe teaches you the basics on how to survive the tropical elements!
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Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
Episode Animated by Bryan Wieder - / bryanagain
Written by Matthew Brian Cohen
Produced by Michael Rainey and Joe Bereta
Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore - วิทยาศาสตร์และเทคโนโลยี
How to survive 20 missed calls from mom
Max Eriksson cant
Max Eriksson No way to survive that one buddy
Max Eriksson Impossible thats like trying to play dark souls with a guitar hero guitar.
Max Eriksson
1. “My phone turned off”
2. “I was asleep”
3. “I was showering”
4. “My phone was on silent”
5. “My phone broke”
There ya go bud
aidanator 5 no it ain’t I just gave some tips 😂
These videos are really addicting.
yeah right
Game Addiction so are drugs
Thegamehacker 45 Ah man you really need to watch in a nutshell.
Game Addiction I think u forgot the German word lmao
Game Addiction I was like 420
Watching this while stranded on an island.
Double G ...
Double G then how u hav wifi.
Kimaharu Au Fandom Lover data
Double G
Lol if you actually were able to watch this you could call for help
Double G did you get on a boat/plain with a WiFi box or something?
I would bring Mr bucket because you survived a desert island with him and he's now part of the family weather people like it or not and if they don't invest in some new friends
Caitlin Roe But then if you keep him you would become insane
@@jacktailssonplays4833 no if you get rid of him you'll lose all your sanity hes the one keeping you stable
*whether
HE LOVES ME AND I LOVE HIM SO DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO DAD
Or you could keep him so you can show your kids a keepsake from your time on the island
R.I.P Mr. Bucket 2015 - 2015
He was a good therapist.
a l b i n o TheRapist
How to grow that mustache.
You where to fast
+MrVitoriooo too*
+MrVitoriooo *were
+Generic Name Step 1 Be Joe. Step 2. Don't not be Joe.
+Generic Name oh yeah
2:17 He looks way too happy doing that...
Yeah
The grass is tickling his balls
3:20 I like how he uses cheeseburgers to catch something to eat 😂
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Learned more from 7 minutes of this than from years of survival shows combined.
Kidiu
True
Ismael Khan gr
Agreed
instagram.com/p/BY9IypEB1W6/
agreed
*uses a hamburger as bait because hungry* logic
ikr
thats the joke lmao
HYeah! hah!
ur demented
ikr
Dude, why aren't you a teacher? I'm learning more from your six minute videos than I ever learned in my 18 years of school X/
That's kinda sad, man.
Well, schools aren't meant to teach you. It's fucked up, but they only tell you to remember some useless information, throw it all up on a page, and forget it all. Because who needs a system that can actually help us finding our talents and encouraging us to do the things we love with passion instead of leaving us confused in the adulthood .. haha who needs that ...
killeing true but sad
Itsik Israeli if you can make a living out of your passion then good luck
That’s kinda sad
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MR. BUCKET!!!!!!!
rip mr bucket
Rip bucket 2015 - 2015
i cri evrytiem :(
I cri too :''(
+Stoned Crook 1 like = 1 prayer
+Stoned Crook crying ma self to bed every night :(
WILSON!!!!! I'M SORRY WILSON I'M SORRY!!!!!! 0;
+Stoned Crook aww I love the bucket =(
Rest in peace Mr. Bucket
2016-2016
EPIC HOW TO.... HOW TO SAVE MR BUCKET
+Poodiepie Looks like, i'm late :(
5:46 lol read the list
Porn... LOTS OF PORN! xD
Porn. MmmmmMmmMmMmM k no
Rip mr.bucket you will be missed😪(1 like 1 jar of mayonnaise)
Salman BHR mayonnaise is an instrument
Bat Dude shut the hell up
lol
shibe plays taps
DOOO DOOO DO DOOOOOOO
Screw you mr. Buckets coming home with me
How to survive a nuclear war
Play Fallout
+Tiipi Sorry, let me rephrase "how to survive a real nuclear war."
+Leonis1989 play fallout on the hardest dificulty
+Leonis1989
Read a copy of *A Field Guide to Radiation* and then improvise.
+Leonis1989 How to start a nuclear war would be cool imo
Great, now that I've seen the video, I can finally say
"My name is Oliver Queen..."
Nathan Cady “For five years I've been stranded on an island."
“After five years in Hell, I have returned with one goal; to save my city.”
But to do this I had to become someone else
I had to become something else
Nathan Cady I am the green arrow
R.I.P. Mr. Bucket
I am currently stranded on a desserted island and this helped a lot! Thanks!!
Yo its been 5 years any update?
how to make money without a job!!
steal money
Become a rent boy.
TH-cam?
youtube is a job
Actually, TH-cam is a PROJECT. all you need to do is make enough videos (Like a supply.)
*still brings home Mr. Bucket*.... Don't worry Mr Bucket I love you always....Always.....
#ripmrbuckest saddest anime death ever
Put the balls in my mouth, I'm mr bucket
MISTER BUCKET WILL YOU MARRY ME
+Penand_Paper NO
Okay
I'll still bring Mr. Bucket.
Thank you so so much!!!
this video helped me so much on my english project how to survive on an island!!
many thank yous to you!!
how to make my milkshake bring all the boys to yard.
Screw that
***** yes
+mizzica 1234 (mizzica1234) you said it
R.I.P mr bucket
That mustache is truly epic. I mustache you how you maintain it.
You should shave the question for later!!😂😂
Guys.. this is nick the time for jokes.
**has no food**
**Uses random cheeseburgers as bait** 😂
logic bro
How to become royalty/nobility?
+Fabian Gordon Find a really poor royal, offer them money for adopting you
+antrazi taj or tell them you found oil (altough they might torture you instead...)
OZBAL42
wiki Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt
Sorry u dun
+Fabian Gordon Just marry those inbred fucks. On second thought, Princess Di, and Anne Boleyn did that, and it didn't work out very well, so maybe don't.
how to travel the world with almost no money
+Joe Green
Alvis is quite negative xD
The idea is great, nice thinking Joe!
ye
+Joe Green couchsurfing works really well for that!
+Joe Green join the army
+DCO 7 that's not how it works dude...
I love coming back to this video
Now I’m binge watching these just in case I get in this position and regret it forever
If you have all those burgers...why bait?Just eat them
Because he is on a diet
because it is more conservative
r/woosh
Eat the burgers
burgers spoil fast, so you definitely dont want to eat them the next day since you can't refrigerate it
6:22 R.I.P Mr bucket 😢
2016-2016 You will be Missed :(
Thomas the dank train 2015-2015***
xXxDayzProxXx 2017*-2017*
6:30 *AND I KNOW THAT THE HEART WILL GO ON*
I've been on this island for 2 days now! Lucky I found this video just in time!
Lol guys you have too read the list at 5:49
Porn, lots of it. True
I did😂😂
Laura Puckett vl
I DID LOL🙃
Laura Puckett ok
If none of those water gathering methods work, and you have a fire, you could try this:
1 - Dig a hole on the beach deep enough for it to fill with salt water.
2 - Heat up large rocks in a fire.
3 - Keep placing hot rocks in your pool of salt water until you get a slight boil.
4 - Place your shirt over the hole. (The shirt will collect the water vapor).
5 - Wring out the fresh water from your shirt.
this helped me alot for my homework, thanks!
how to get a girlfriend.... Im desperate: (
JB MLG 5:48 Build one out of tree bark and coconut shells.
JB MLG LMAO I died of laughter
Ask
Get fit and git gud
Go to the ugly girl 🤣
after ''how to become a ninja" what about ''how to become a modern day pirate" ?
+Jeff Maesar In case you haven't noticed (It took me a while) he only does legal stuff on here. Pirates are not lawful. At least with ninjas they don't technically have to kill anyone or steal stuff to practice their art. Pirates on the other hand...
because ninja and hacking are legal ?
+Jeff Maesar dont forget the "how to escape prison" video
yeah busting out prison is legal for sure.
+JJthebanana Pirates don't have to kill anyone too, and they operate mostly on the non-law water territories so...
6:30 i guess you could say... he kicked the bucket!
i'll leave
Please
polletje please do
Haha how many paused the video to check out the to do list?
PORN ALL DA WAY
me
ME TOO
I did
5:46 LOL the list is hilarious😂😂😂😂
pause the video at 5:48, you thank me later
singer4ever la oh yeah.
singer4ever la XD
singer4ever la we all like porn
RainXoRainmaker omg thx soooo weird :O
RainXoRainmaker
I already fucked my wood girlfriend
How to rob a bank!
YES
Burinome Gnome kek
+alamin123alamin I talked about it before, here is the shortcut -
1. GUYS THE THERMAL DRILL GO GET IT
2. Drop down ECM
3. Kill all the civilians
4. GUYS THE THERMAL DRILL GO GET IT
5. Kill al the security guys
6. Answer all the pagers
7. GUYS THE THERMAL DRILL GO GET IT
8. Seriously, go get it.
9. Wait till it finishes
10. Grab all the loot, and run out.
11. Sing "Segern är vår, segern är vår, vi har vunnit, segern är vår! "
+rubbers3 payday?
Darkbio Dragon No, that's my personal expirience. It is obviously not payday. xD
Thank you for your advice
Great channel !
*Hungry*
*Uses hamburger to catch bugs to eat*
r/whoosh
Markogames123 how is that an r/ woosh
Do you know what r/whoosh is?
Markogames123 yes. You were the r/woosh victim here
your profile makes this 100* better
MR BUCKET! ;_;
Never forget
That to-do list is awesome
5:49 look at the list 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
mrrrr buuuuukkkkkeeeeettttt
Jayden Studenroth me too
jayden same.I actually got emotional when he did that
okay so you would become oliver queen from arrow
YUS
yes still on season 2
Pryonto Sarker me on. Season 3 I love it
someone unknown how to survive school detention
+Brocas Vlogs season 4 is the worst and 2 the best then 5 then 3 and then 1
Talha Mansoor I know season 4 is ok I fricking love season 2
You guys need to make another one of these.
This is the first epic how to video I watched
Uploaded 6 minutes ago. Video is 7 minutes long. 1 Dislike. THEY DID'NT EVEN WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO AND STILL DISLIKED WTF!
+Dino _ haters gonna hate
its the mustache...
+Dino _ that dislike is from mr. bucket
2x speed
+pinguino gayass sword art online wanna be SWORD ART IS GAY
Dude, you're one the best hosts ever, there's no way I can watch one of these videos and not end up laughing at some point.
That a hell of a to do list!
Nice video !
I'm still gonna bring mr can with a face on it back home
Tyner Pjnukes same
Same. But I drew a face on my own feces. I don't think they will let me bring it on the rescue copter.
rip mr bucket
Your animations are hilarious lol.
Bring this show back
how to survive fallout
+Zhengkang Vijaya How to survive Fallout: New Vegas
+mizzica 1234 (mizzica1234) why not? I'm sure they are talking about a nuclear fallout
*****
Your vocabulary is extraordinary :D
Vsauce 3 made a video about that.
+Zhengkang Vijaya Dress for winter to minimize exposure. GG
I found this video very helpful. I am currently trapped on an island, and I found a coconut with 4gs and 2 bars of battery left. Thank you for your advice, I should survive now.
5:48 read the to do list🤣🤣
4:47 me having diarrhea
Rip mr bucket you will live on in our hearts forever
Sushi3443 ki
DO HOW TO SURVIVE A PLANE CRASH
run to the back or if youre above water, break the windo and jump off
yah
Dude thats the old kind
Depending on how fast you moving and how high off the ground you are you'll still die jumping into water lol
Depending how high you are if u jump out of a plane above water is like jumping onto solid marble
Oh, honey no.
You got in the situation because you agreed to have Spongebob drive.
5:49 that step 3 on what to do after being rescued is sooooooo true
R.I.P Mr.Bucket😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
We'll miss you Mr.Bucket ;-;
How to: Rescue Mr Bucket
Wherever you are Mr bucket its sure a heart will go on
almost cried at that bucket part
R.I.P Bucket Friend
2015 - 2015
Happy Birthday Bucket Friend
Bucket Friend = 2 Years Old
anyone else notice the " lets be honest: porn, lots of porn"
Where
On the list of things to do when you get back
On the to do list. Lol
yeah yeah
me
R.I.P. mr bucket😭
On the shelter you should put the base of the branch at the top. You also need to put tender at the base of your drill.
R.I.P. Mr Bucket 2015-2015
+BurningBlade474 He was a good friend
lol
haha
XD
He could always just buy another f**cking bucket and paint a face on it.
This is how to be Oliver queen
Except there is no crazy mercenaries or scientists.
Or no serum that makes people hella crazy and strong, or hot chicks, or magic, or hoodies, or more hot chicks, or ninjas.
I was just watching “ Cast Away “ when I watched this. :) 😂😂🤣😀
ah yeah man this will help me because I’m on an island that somehow has WiFi and I’m watching this video because im slowly dying thanks you’re a life saver 😔🙏🙏
how to survive on Mars!
Be Dr Manhathan
Watch the movie - The Martian
+Shree Harsha V K Read the book The Martian.
+Kevin Witzig What's a book? Oh yeah, the stuff that gives you KNOWLEDGE
how to get back Mr. bucket
Im so sorry that Joe stopped doing this series
RIP Mr. bucket
how to survive, a nuclear winter
Join the NCR
+Dillon Orr Brotherhood of Steel
traveling the Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter
Sebaiderest ren There we go!
step 1: play unturned
step 2: done
Or you could take advice from Yao Fei. Then you could take his daughter's hood, learn to use a bow and arrow, and return back to Starling City to kill all the bad guys.
Aaaaayyyyy
I subscribed for that little rain dance...lol
Mr.Bucket will forever live in our hearts!!! 😭😭😭😭
how to survive joe's moustache.
I find it hilarious that Tom Hanks was one of the requests for this topic.
5:49
"Let's be honest, porn lots of porn"
Oof good eye dude
I found #3 on the After rescued part of the list hilarious.
why?
How to survive school
Agi Chrapek that's impossible to survive school
i actually did it today. :D
Aya Elayan I survived but just BARELY a couple more years to ago.Wish me luck.
you don't
I like the use of the lost theme
Watching this while stranded in the Pacific.. Using internet explorer. My allies still haven't found me.. A B-17 flew over me twice and didn't notice my "SOS" written on the beach.
Anyways, hopefully this gets to you people in time.. Happy New Years 1943, everyone!
OK, be to be honest I would love to do some of this stuff, as long as I was 100% sure not to die, ya know? Like some adventure and testing my survival skills sounds kinda fun. Am I the only one? 😂