How Could We Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

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  • How Could We Survive a Zombie Apocalypse? - Second Thought
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    We’ve all secretly wished for a real zombie apocalypse at one point or another. While games like Call of Duty and movies like Shaun of the Dead make survival look fun or easy, a real zombie apocalypse would most likely mean an untimely end for many of us, no matter how prepared we think we are. So…how can we give ourselves the best shot at survival? How could we survive a zombie apocalypse?
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  • @trumpalicious9023
    @trumpalicious9023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    Two survivors are talking
    - survivor 1" I had a friend's who died a while back"
    - survivor 2 " did the zombies get him?"
    - survivor 1 "no, he just got stung by a bee"

  • @tracaine
    @tracaine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Judging from the reaction to simply wearing masks, no. We could not survive. There would be people in the streets insisting that it's their right to be eaten.

    • @End336
      @End336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      agreed

    • @Strawhalo
      @Strawhalo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you are forced to wear a mask and a vaccine. Then you can be forced to do anything

    • @linkofvev
      @linkofvev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@Strawhalo Found the first person to be killed by patient 0.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Strawhalo you get pegged dont you?

    • @owl8185
      @owl8185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 wow that was some quick projection

  • @coldcase8085
    @coldcase8085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2652

    *The best way to survive zombie Apocalypse is*
    Being the camera man

    • @100chaoticdumbassenergy8
      @100chaoticdumbassenergy8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If you're in quarantine or Rec don't be the camera man in fact be someone outside

    • @quillmorningstar8713
      @quillmorningstar8713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unless its one of those found footage movies where you are one of the characters. Avoid that at all costs.

    • @zachmorris3017
      @zachmorris3017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Be a ant/ fly/ Roach/ and last but not least a bird 👍

    • @zachmorris3017
      @zachmorris3017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @fung whyou I'll be a fly or a eagle or a parasite if that doesn't work you already know the saying...... If you can't beat them join them 😁😂🤣 .... thanks for the info

    • @picklerick6434
      @picklerick6434 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about living in space

  • @BRUtahn
    @BRUtahn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    "First, locate a mall. Then, don't go there." Hahaha

    • @devinhoyt3897
      @devinhoyt3897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What? I thought you go straight to the roof and play chess with the guy at the gun store roof? 😄

    • @100chaoticdumbassenergy8
      @100chaoticdumbassenergy8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@devinhoyt3897 yeah I know right? 😂😂😂

    • @vaqifvliyev7877
      @vaqifvliyev7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Fucking Dead season 10

    • @FaJar-fj1zq
      @FaJar-fj1zq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FaJar 💋💋⚘⚘🍾🍾💘💘🍸🍸🍷🍷☕☕🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘SERMERUXII6

    • @envy77
      @envy77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devinhoyt3897 😂😂😂

  • @shodanl3948
    @shodanl3948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    Remember the rule of 3,
    you'll live 3 minutes without air,
    3 hours without shelter (in winter environment)
    3 days without water,
    3 weeks without food.

    • @brianshaggy
      @brianshaggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Louis Smith 3 days without water..... well shit i'm immortal its been a year since i had any water

    • @lukataylor6830
      @lukataylor6830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      3 seconds u-
      Wait, 3 sec-
      Forgot again, 3-
      ...

    • @tanraycz
      @tanraycz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      False.

    • @tanraycz
      @tanraycz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      10 Minutes without air is lethal.

    • @tanraycz
      @tanraycz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nono everything is false.

  • @jasperbio8915
    @jasperbio8915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    I honestly think that people would be a bigger problem than the zombies

    • @justinnance6938
      @justinnance6938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Basically what the walking dead is about.

    • @mythicalpotato9301
      @mythicalpotato9301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      justin nance Yeah, but if it’s a Last of Us one you’ve got bigger problems.

    • @ultravioletxrays125
      @ultravioletxrays125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      exactly, humans did more damage in world war z than the actual zombies.

    • @CylanthroTheNutcase
      @CylanthroTheNutcase 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It would be a problem except if it were left 4 dead.

    • @elias.florian6284
      @elias.florian6284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ever watched TWD??

  • @coleballenger4595
    @coleballenger4595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    God, I am so proud of this channel and whoever the guy is that runs it. I've been here, subscribed, watching since the days he made this sort of content and to see him literally turn into an activist and start making content that really helps the world is so goddamn wonderful.

  • @64wy4x8s
    @64wy4x8s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Second Thought used to be such a different channel haha

    • @dannya1854
      @dannya1854 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He's trying to educate humanity on how to survive itself still tho.

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He sounds dead inside in these old videos.

  • @odessaderoche9926
    @odessaderoche9926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    Just be the main character.

    • @synswrld2578
      @synswrld2578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Craig Virus This is actually funny if you think about it cause main characters rarely die😂😂

    • @daydream_.1188
      @daydream_.1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Just be the black dude that died first

    • @josemontes9127
      @josemontes9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But when they do fuuuuuuck😅

    • @dyotton
      @dyotton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Just as long as your name isnt Lee

    • @sandinmytoes7027
      @sandinmytoes7027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Craig Virus *Rick Grimes wants to know your location*

  • @cmorc9994
    @cmorc9994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    In soviet russia, zombie apocalypse survives you

  • @YuutoRobert
    @YuutoRobert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    To be honest, i would rather die from a bee sting than get chomped by a group of zombies

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bunch of flat toothed omnivores with poor canines trying to tear at your flesh while alive, yeah unpleasant.

  • @drinkoo5198
    @drinkoo5198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:52 I live how u put lucille in there, only The Walking Dead Fans Can Know this

  • @DariViol
    @DariViol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    We can survive a zombie apocalypse by not making one in the first place.

    • @wadewilson5712
      @wadewilson5712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      libs = zombies

    • @stressedcatinabox
      @stressedcatinabox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Darin Keo Or by killing the FIRST ONE SO THAT IT DOES'NT HAPPEN IN THE. FUCKING FIRST PLACE!

    • @stressedcatinabox
      @stressedcatinabox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Rebelic Gamez just kill the first one If it does happen

    • @danieldebeer6292
      @danieldebeer6292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Preach

    • @vtxros7293
      @vtxros7293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Or tie everyone's shoe before we bury them then they can't run or walk

  • @NoName-rm3db
    @NoName-rm3db 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2270

    nerdy upper middle class gamers aren't gonna be the survivors. It's gonna be people living in rural areas or very handy working class people who are already pretty self sufficient.

    • @zeabooo7257
      @zeabooo7257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      No Name yes I know or just people with great survival skills and experience

    • @ReconPro
      @ReconPro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      No Name Yes, too many people in ubran areas. Plus they aren't used to being self sufficent.

    • @matthewmckenna248
      @matthewmckenna248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      No Name Yep people who live in urban areas wouldn't have a chance in the event of zombie apocalypse. People who live in rural areas would have a much better chance at survival.

    • @si2foo
      @si2foo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      hmm depends really on how the virus/infection spreads which will tell you who would die and who would live but yes i need to be looking for promising bridges new by where i live

    • @thespongedoobie2848
      @thespongedoobie2848 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And a gamer can't be self Sufficient? Lmao Get over yourself mate

  • @fuyumi8768
    @fuyumi8768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    *2060:* Zombie Apocalypse
    *Gamers:* Here we go!

    • @tahliaroberts2296
      @tahliaroberts2296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      fuyumi I don't wanna be 50 when the apocylpes starts lol

    • @tahliaroberts2296
      @tahliaroberts2296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel Chapman no I'm a few years older than ten I'm just dumb with maths lol

    • @avinashnaredla6880
      @avinashnaredla6880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fuyumi : zombie apocalypse will came in 2060 .
      2020 : here I am . ( 40 years early )
      Lol that was joke

    • @tahliaroberts2296
      @tahliaroberts2296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avinash naredla lmao ur not wrong thp

    • @hotteok1611
      @hotteok1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2021*

  • @xer0_dr3amz
    @xer0_dr3amz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse:
    *Be Clementine*

    • @redunleasher2147
      @redunleasher2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @iinchicken212
      @iinchicken212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How come the child survives but every single adult dies every single adult is somehow not as good as the eight year old she's just the best somehow

  • @OwlsV
    @OwlsV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    I like to think I could survive, but I would most likely be one of the first to die.

    • @FluufyPvPTM
      @FluufyPvPTM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't tell

    • @dominicrocks5841
      @dominicrocks5841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @dominicrocks5841
      @dominicrocks5841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But if one of my family members died I would go savage.

    • @politecatbrother2664
      @politecatbrother2664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      solution buys ak-47 for 800 $ cheap and deadly

    • @mabinty4944
      @mabinty4944 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, if your family member(s) are/is in the military, (I guess it depends on what they do there) you probably have a gun of some sort hidden in your house.

  • @floof_hair3857
    @floof_hair3857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Step 1) Wait a few days in a secure location until the zombies blow up due to the gases released during decomposition
    Step 2 ) ????
    Step 3) Profit

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      step 1 fortify house with 50 cal machine gun
      step 2 ???
      step 3 Profit

    • @heronb.4965
      @heronb.4965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      step 1) live in brazil, where every single house has a 2m wall around the house with one single iron gate
      step 2) ????
      step 4) profit

    • @eletricmano
      @eletricmano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      e eu achava muro ruim/desnecessário quando vim pra cá aheuhaeuhaua

    • @uncaraae4814
      @uncaraae4814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Benito Mussolindo a gente tem coisas mais perigosas que zumbis aqui kkkkk

    • @eletricmano
      @eletricmano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Un cara ae né hsuashuahu

  • @brandonsoto2406
    @brandonsoto2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Corona virus starts.....TH-cam: let’s put this on the recommend page

  • @sagisdoodleverse9696
    @sagisdoodleverse9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Good thing that I'm not allergic to anything, no asthma or other physical impairment. Plus I'm decently fit physically.

    • @didicantcascio3391
      @didicantcascio3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Gerard Rietdijk that's not being over confident that's just being a normal person

    • @juliakraus8609
      @juliakraus8609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, but what about how girls have a . Each month? That would be much more dangerous than allergies, cuz the zombies might smell the blood, plus the lack of supplies.

    • @jakrizmo4483
      @jakrizmo4483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You will have to be resistant to the viral strain/parasite that causes the "Zombies" or "Infected" scenario to skyrocket like this as well

    • @rujiyachakrathok3624
      @rujiyachakrathok3624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      อยากดูชอมบี้มากๆเลย

    • @yangkong7935
      @yangkong7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gerard Rietdijk but if you have to restart civilization, and all the women are gone, you can’t restart civilization

  • @TheEliteTurtleSFM
    @TheEliteTurtleSFM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I don't have to out run the zombies.........
    *I just have to out run YOU*

    • @SideStrafed
      @SideStrafed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The_Swag_Turtle assuming you're not running alone

    • @TheEliteTurtleSFM
      @TheEliteTurtleSFM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would I?

    • @Reilly-Maresca
      @Reilly-Maresca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If you can outrun me you can probably outrun the zombies walking around at the speed of a one legged toddler

    • @Flopzalot
      @Flopzalot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Running is for pussies. Unless they're fast, in which case I'll just take the L and shoot myself.

    • @vex4531
      @vex4531 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The_Swag_Turtle but you are a turtle

  • @Ayr1n_0
    @Ayr1n_0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    2 options
    1: move to Canada
    2: move to space

    • @wsphh2692
      @wsphh2692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Delltawn Northri ok

    • @jasonmiller7703
      @jasonmiller7703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Canada on my way..

    • @vladimirjosh6575
      @vladimirjosh6575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why canada?

    • @battub7384
      @battub7384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then, dead space happens...

    • @FuqThatOn
      @FuqThatOn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I have another option...
      Be the camera man

  • @jeffhoward162
    @jeffhoward162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Gee, things that are just humans without any of the attributes that make humans dangerous...how threatening. A zombie apocalypse would be lucky to last a week.

    • @Jean_Jacques148
      @Jean_Jacques148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CommunistBot yes, but even if there are a lot of zombies there barely gonna be able to kill if there easy to take out.

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jean_Jacques148 "Easy to take out" is relative. Trained soldiers with full magazines aren't going to have an issue. The fat slob on the mobility scooter with limited vision and hearing is going to fare a lot worse. So, hopefully a lot of the people doing the 'taking out' are more like the former than the latter, or you could be in real deep shit.
      However, most of the threat of the zombie horde would be gone in a few months to a year thanks to decomposition. Their bodies would decay to the point that they lose mobility and stop being anything more than a biting land mine. This will take longer in colder climates but it will happen faster in hotter ones. The best case scenario for zombies to decay gives them two years from turn to non-threat. And that's only for the ones in the proper climate, with the best ratio of muscle-to-fat, the strongest bones, etc.

  • @Madel1302
    @Madel1302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Texans:
    You've just heed your last haw

  • @Sasuri
    @Sasuri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4254

    *Why not steal a sail boat? No need for fuel.*

    • @josharnold8263
      @josharnold8263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +846

      That would make too much sense.

    • @triroa
      @triroa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +713

      Then you're at the mercy of wind direction. Best bet would be to get a boat that can do both.

    • @someoneelse878
      @someoneelse878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Too small to be really effective. We're talking private yachts and ferries over here, fam

    • @smol_hornet613
      @smol_hornet613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Well, the downside to that is how sodding hard it is for someone with no prior experience to operate one. And let's face it now - sail-boat maneuvering isn't exactly a very central part of the average person's life. If a regular person would jump into a random sailboat and set off, chances are they would be completely inept at it for the first 30 minutes or so. If you'd avoid stranding yourself and/or being boarded for that basic learning period, though, then it'd probably be very nice. Apart from potential boat-bandits that'd easily overtake you, that is.

    • @jdfullerton5187
      @jdfullerton5187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      >Then you're at the mercy of wind direction.
      Thats not how sailing works dumbass

  • @zyber508
    @zyber508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    yo fam just craft a diamond sword and some armor then build a house with torches. Can't get you in light bruv

    • @darkoboi4365
      @darkoboi4365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      wooooow! Smartie,But where will u get diamonds

    • @rxz7239
      @rxz7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@darkoboi4365 creative

    • @aquamos118
      @aquamos118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Darko Boi mining nigga

    • @randomcat9314
      @randomcat9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aquamos 11 we cannot punch trees and my pickaxes is broken :(

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zombies can get through torches, they just can't spawn in them.

  • @demonhearted8419
    @demonhearted8419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    You know what else is terrifying
    Having no WiFi

    • @Aria-zt2rc
      @Aria-zt2rc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NUUUUUUUUUUU
      *deceased*

    • @xixian5196
      @xixian5196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Demon hearted Ranked soldier
      I’ll only survive the apocalypse because I read this comment using 4G

    • @dennisfriasii7270
      @dennisfriasii7270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      World: *everything dies*
      Me: bummer
      Also me: *sees no WiFi network*
      Still me: Is this the end?

    • @johnboeger7499
      @johnboeger7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MY MOM!

    • @BCTIGUY3
      @BCTIGUY3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

  • @hmartin1761
    @hmartin1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The thing is, zombies can be killed pretty easy (theoretically). The thing to be worried about is other people. They will do anything for land, food. And, most importantly, survival. It's human nature to survive.

  • @qipeko
    @qipeko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    1. Get in a group of 4.
    2. Fight hordes of zombies, including the special infected.
    3. Fight a Tank.
    4. Get to the saferoom.
    5. Repeat.

    • @DIAMONDKING-sw7go
      @DIAMONDKING-sw7go 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeezynx ld42 rec

    • @qipeko
      @qipeko 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep lmao

    • @_spicewell3976
      @_spicewell3976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol that won't happen.

    • @qipeko
      @qipeko 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ik lol

    • @benjaminf
      @benjaminf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *PILLS HERE*

  • @sweetmarshieboil2170
    @sweetmarshieboil2170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    Another way to survive a zombie apocolypse is by staying in your LIVING room

    • @sunwillexplode2209
      @sunwillexplode2209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Resources STOOPID people raiding the house BRO WHY U SO STOOPID

    • @anarchypizza9035
      @anarchypizza9035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Erick Lucero you didn’t get the joke…… LIVING room.…… smh

    • @CV-TNAA
      @CV-TNAA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      cause its the "living" room
      hahahahahha
      #Zombiejockes

    • @givemesubslol
      @givemesubslol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sunwillexplode2209 r/woosh

    • @sunwillexplode2209
      @sunwillexplode2209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@givemesubslol lol I still don't get it

  • @typicalperson6389
    @typicalperson6389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We need perks too, of course.
    We don’t want our hands to be slow, or be big and sluggish-

  • @Wolfy00000
    @Wolfy00000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Islands and boats actually have a good chance to encounter zombies. Bodies float and zombies are just dead people/creatures, so some of them could float to your water base (these zombies are usually nicknamed floaters). The oil rig would be the best bet since it takes an elevator or a ladder to get on. Oil rigs are also self abstaining, having a ton of food already on it, a water purifying system, plenty of shelter, gets power from the oil or from solar panels, and you are able to set up a farm. Plus, oil rigs tend to have a radio in the control room. If there is anything I missed, please tell me.

  • @NOVA-ei9kj
    @NOVA-ei9kj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    *The type of stuff I watch at 1 am*

  • @eticut3952
    @eticut3952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    What to do when a zombie bites you: bite it back

  • @lazytime3126
    @lazytime3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fun fact: zombies can decompose, they are basically undead in a corpse or infected but dead body, so a zombie apocalypse might last for only a few months unless you survive long enough.

    • @Noms_Chompsky
      @Noms_Chompsky ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So long as we have maggot farms for that good ice fishin' I fear no zombie apocalypse

  • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
    @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Zombie movies and games usually portray the takeover as something that happened almost instantly, but in reality in most places everyone would be inside pretty quickly, and it would take zombies a long time to break into buildings full of people with some weaponary. Honestly I can’t realistically imagine the humans loosing, because they start out with far greater numbers, better weaponary and exponentially higher intelligence.

    • @theluminousone5883
      @theluminousone5883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell, for all we know there could already be zombies and we might not know it.
      I mean it's hard enough for a Living human to break through a coffin. Imagine an extremely retarded, heavily gimped creature that probably too weak to open a can of soda and literally falls apart when it walks.

  • @theilluminati7287
    @theilluminati7287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Duck tape. The Mythbusters proved that you could make a boat out of it

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have pencils?

    • @thepicturenation5705
      @thepicturenation5705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Killerworm99 Gaming, I know I watched that episode

    • @the_throat_boys5139
      @the_throat_boys5139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Killerworm99 Gaming but not flex tape

    • @DYWTYLM
      @DYWTYLM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      duct

    • @princecagape309
      @princecagape309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will use tape, 2 knifes , flashlight, medkits , a stick and my idea is to use the stick the 2 knifes and tape and get the stick get the knifes and tape put it together and I'm ready for the dead :(:)

  • @XDefaultBoe
    @XDefaultBoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    2 words: *Plot. Armor.*

    • @allenmcqueen337
      @allenmcqueen337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Default useful as that would be we are SOL

    • @peyotepete6532
      @peyotepete6532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Default didnt help Coral!

    • @fangirling_2477
      @fangirling_2477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peyote Pete HIS NAME IS KATE, STOP BEING STUPID.

    • @lightningrain3114
      @lightningrain3114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peyote Pete well thats cause he wanted off the show

    • @saturatedartist1241
      @saturatedartist1241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless we live in Akame Ga Kill

  • @PolarisStudios1
    @PolarisStudios1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    2017: survive zombies video
    2020: survive covid-19

    • @marinmarkus3111
      @marinmarkus3111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      covid-19 = zombie apocalypse hahaha

    • @fallenguardian5240
      @fallenguardian5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dino John fr tho

    • @rabbitmilk1886
      @rabbitmilk1886 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marinmarkus3111 no

    • @fearbuxziiz1158
      @fearbuxziiz1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It could mutate to zombie-like state. Its hard to explain but my mom got corona virus and she just staring at the wall and starts to twitch out when i call her name.

    • @PolarisStudios1
      @PolarisStudios1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fear Buxziiz fair enough although that could be a symptom of something else I’m not saying your wrong but I would imagine it’s more likely to be dementia

  • @carriegoodman5450
    @carriegoodman5450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    0:51
    LUCILLE ( only people who watch twd will know)

    • @100chaoticdumbassenergy8
      @100chaoticdumbassenergy8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We don't talk about the bat that was used to kill Glenn

    • @alyssa3046
      @alyssa3046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We don't mention that name in this minecraft server

    • @savanahhidalgo5740
      @savanahhidalgo5740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carrie Goodman: Negan be missing his bat,

    • @fury9396
      @fury9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A nice one ☝🏻

    • @judithjaime2003
      @judithjaime2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carrie Goodman yeah 😂

  • @velix2242
    @velix2242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    "Locate the mall, then don't go there..."
    Why the fuck do u need to locate the mall then??

    • @pingatinga9871
      @pingatinga9871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Gaming Universe so you know where to stay away from?

    • @ryandugan3295
      @ryandugan3295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it was a joke dumbass.. b8 ?

    • @velix2242
      @velix2242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Stevenson would it be better? to find a place to stay ,instead of the place to stay away..

    • @pingatinga9871
      @pingatinga9871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gaming Universe I don't think so, you should know where the zombie hotspots are so you can find a spot thats a good distance away from them.

    • @kungpow8062
      @kungpow8062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It was a joke, referring to many "zombie survival guides" that state you should go to a mall.

  • @SecondThought
    @SecondThought  7 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Hey everyone! This video was originally intended to be part of a collaboration, hence the Saturday upload, but my collab partner decided to drop off the face of the earth at the last minute. Shame, it would have been cool. At any rate, enjoy the video!

    • @cup_check_official
      @cup_check_official 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Too bad. Pick your partners carefully you know like someone who wouldn't leave at the last minute. you know someone like me 😁

    • @cup_check_official
      @cup_check_official 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Tsar Productions he dropped off the face of the earth. His earth was flat, unfortunately

    • @fasihjaved5756
      @fasihjaved5756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell Me This you clever duck

    • @si2foo
      @si2foo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who was your collab partner

    • @MeisterHaar
      @MeisterHaar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i don't think so Tsar, he just recently made a collaboration with Wendover and rll it would really not make much sense to make two collabs so close to another also real life lore uploaded yesterday so that would make no sense it he was going to have collaboration the next day and also both are really good friends even studied together is think.
      I think its probably a newer smaller educational youtuber and my guess would be he will not say the name because 1. so people don't hat that youtuber and 2. so he does not get extra attention even though he didn't make a video

  • @nagapandian
    @nagapandian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    If it happened when I was in a school, this is the scenario:
    Teacher: everyone get behind cover!
    Me: ORA ORA ORA ORA
    Everyone: the heck are you doing?,
    Me: I GOT ThIS YALL
    Also me: *dies*

    • @nevify
      @nevify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that a jojo reference?!

    • @erikcisneros3913
      @erikcisneros3913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or why not shout out ZA WARUDO

  • @cocolitaas
    @cocolitaas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Baseball bats? *Lucille and Negan have entered the chat*

    • @sgrimes6320
      @sgrimes6320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't even go there-

  • @3nzo.568
    @3nzo.568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    here's another few tips that could really help survive a zombie apocalypse:
    1 - gather enough money to open up new areas
    2 - always keep an eye out for where the mystery boxes are
    3 - if you manage to find an old looking time machine, try to get it to work
    4 - in addition to food and water, stock up on juggernogs, and quick revives (you'll have to deal with the taste)
    5 - if ur in a group, always revive your friends if they are downed
    6 - use every gumball machine you see

    • @aqualemon6009
      @aqualemon6009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Haha is that a reference to call of duty zombies?

    • @viperish6103
      @viperish6103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      But then you need to get a great Wall weopon for easy ammo

    • @jasontan3798
      @jasontan3798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I like your thinking

    • @liquifiediceinabottle8062
      @liquifiediceinabottle8062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      3nzo. Revive me, I have the ray gun!

    • @tester1498
      @tester1498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      thats what most people will actually fucking do

  • @jenyletteteoxon2795
    @jenyletteteoxon2795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    use crazy Dave's plants on "plants vs zombies"

    • @stfu2063
      @stfu2063 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jenylette teoxon 😂

    • @supersoaker6717
      @supersoaker6717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wall-nut + sunflower > everything

    • @goldenirets8930
      @goldenirets8930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jenylette teoxon use that nuke shroom

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just plant a couple of peashooters and you should be A okay

  • @juampyvarela
    @juampyvarela 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This channel has changed a lot in a couple of years.

  • @ahmaddzaky94
    @ahmaddzaky94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Me in Shaun of the Dead Zombie, chance to live 80%
    Me in The Walking Dead Zombie, chance to live 50%
    Me in 28 Weeks Later Zombie, Chance to live 30%
    Me live with my Wife, chance to live 0% because I'm already dead inside..

    • @teasis8327
      @teasis8327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then divorce

    • @karkarplays3798
      @karkarplays3798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah the classic "I hate my wife" bit. Should die with the boomers I say

    • @matty1754
      @matty1754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think walking dead would be easy in real life, how can the military be defeated by slow movie zombies, they did not consider using tanks, bombs, nuke etc

  • @dunc_n_fr
    @dunc_n_fr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    ''...and destroy the bridge on both sides.'' First: You would basically be trapped. Second: How the hell do you want to destroy a bridge?

    • @silano360
      @silano360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Third: If you destroy both sides of a bridge, mid part would surely broke apart as well.

    • @marianarovoredo2059
      @marianarovoredo2059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Going up and down in an elevator

    • @z-rex6068
      @z-rex6068 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basic Bitch Exactly

    • @sammym2511
      @sammym2511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except vehicles and walls can be destroyed. As far as the middle part of a bridge collapsing, well, that depends on the bridge.

    • @laicitestudios859
      @laicitestudios859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Pshanko poor normies, not having dinamite on hand (kidding)

  • @trover1922
    @trover1922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Just some coffee... stop calling your coworkers zombies

  • @SuperbananaGaming
    @SuperbananaGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If a zombie apocalypse happens at all somehow I hope everyone is smart enough to take the apocalypse down quick

  • @iirxsey1874
    @iirxsey1874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:47 oh hi there Lucille. Haven't seen you in a long time-

  • @velix2242
    @velix2242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    "Could we survive?"
    Me:it depends on what kinda zombie is that?...
    if the type is Walkingdead..
    Probably..
    If the type is WWZ
    Nope..Nope..Nopee

    • @rafanaufal9702
      @rafanaufal9702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yep xD its terrifying

    • @brandon9172
      @brandon9172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Well. I think in any case we'd be good. The vast majority of zombies would likely dehydrate fairly quickly. There's also starvation and the likelyhood that zombies would get attacked by wild animals such as bears, boars, feral dogs, cougars, wolves, coyotes, etc. They'd also likely be susceptible to temperature like we are. So most zombies would be killed off by freezing temperatures in the North.
      We're only fucked if the zombies somehow retain their ability to think.

    • @elggulol
      @elggulol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gaming Universe Wwz yes, if you have like cancer or something

    • @rafanaufal9702
      @rafanaufal9702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Andreas Kucsek its World war Z.. A movie and a book if im not wrong.. The Zombies on that movie is Fast.. Like Human if its infected by rabies But stronger And have quick infection rate.. If you get bite.. Its only take 10 second And then you turn into zombies.. Its like a Evolution of Rabies that why Wwz Zombies Could posibly happen :(

    • @theomendez5789
      @theomendez5789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gaming Universe Left 4 dead zombies will where fucked

  • @niceguy1052
    @niceguy1052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Pfffft, all you have to do is have a relative named Carl. CAAAAARRRRLLLLLL

  • @darthvader2067
    @darthvader2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Best country
    Sealand
    Depends on if you think it’s a country

  • @skibibop5686
    @skibibop5686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Heres the answer:
    Find rick grimes and his team

    • @sgrimes6320
      @sgrimes6320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got y’all 😘

    • @sgrimes6320
      @sgrimes6320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gerard Rietdijk *bishhh u got any idea who ur talking to*

  • @DJHJB5682
    @DJHJB5682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Zombies cant eat me if i eat them

    • @A_annoying_rodent
      @A_annoying_rodent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lightskin thunder yummi.

    • @communistpoland5962
      @communistpoland5962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ... then you become one dude😬

    • @storepatter1801
      @storepatter1801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you dun know what humor is

    • @plozano00ify
      @plozano00ify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lightskin thunder if you do it your dead

    • @theorangeoof926
      @theorangeoof926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great tactic!
      (screw yuo u stole me tactic)

  • @ProTupper
    @ProTupper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    What if no one goes to the mall xd

    • @AdobeTracer
      @AdobeTracer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pro Tupper oh yeah lol xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx

    • @antikiller8472
      @antikiller8472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pro Tupper there are gonna be alot of idiots who will go to the mall as it's stocked with food and they will feel that the army can easily barricade it.

    • @makepforlife1422
      @makepforlife1422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ßeez łeez ya it would be the perfect time to go shopping

    • @expertquickscopes9012
      @expertquickscopes9012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Arjun Mitra
      the

    • @Meteo_sauce
      @Meteo_sauce 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nova Shore black friday

  • @fivestarman5130
    @fivestarman5130 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:00
    "What every survivor needs to focus on..."
    *Shows a vinyl collection*

  • @Tessa.tier01
    @Tessa.tier01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The island one is pretty easy in my country lol, just need to steal some corn seeds and such, along with tools to prep the soil. Have an ax as there’s trees on many of the islands and you can build a house to keep you safe from the nature

  • @xPantsMcGeex
    @xPantsMcGeex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    1. Don't dead.
    2. Open Inside.
    3. ???
    4. Profit

    • @OGStatic
      @OGStatic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Evan Riddell I like how little and how much sense this makes at the same time.

    • @aRaskyl
      @aRaskyl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3. Sell as waterfront property

    • @drazenovic9120
      @drazenovic9120 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vay Hek Prime Y play warframe?

  • @MasticinaAkicta
    @MasticinaAkicta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Do zombies still rot? If so gather all healthy humans behind a big wall and wait it out. Let all those zombies rot, in time they will be dealt with. Or as some say, cold win inhibit functionality for a zombie, and heat will make it rot even faster. Not a nice sight to behold but zombies are not immortal.

    • @theepicmaxgod9648
      @theepicmaxgod9648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Masticina Akicta of course, but slowly, like a corpse, so you might have to wait several years, which might not seem like a lot, but a lot can happen. We blew threw several seasons of the walking dead within two years. (Two years in walking dead universe, not the time it took to make the episodes)

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ah very true. Society will have changed after that, from our once big cities that we simply cant support anymore back to smaller societies, smaller groups and yes.. nondemocratic forms of government.
      I expect that different groups in different areas unable to contact each other will create different bubbles of power. Once the zombies are of the way it will be like mini countries.
      But yes first year will be HELL!

    • @chazgiustina8870
      @chazgiustina8870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Actually zombies would have been gone by one month because the brain would decompose and the motor skills would be gone. Sorry to ruin your zombie dreams.

    • @Lily-xd1tg
      @Lily-xd1tg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Masticina Akicta I think that's attack on titan

    • @kersey2734
      @kersey2734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In the book WWZ, the zombie apocalypse only lasted a few months because all the zombies decomposed.

  • @lonelyretard4203
    @lonelyretard4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is brilliant * points at second thought back when his videos were mostly free from politics*
    But I like this * points at second thought now*

  • @thestraycat907
    @thestraycat907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yea, literally my two worst fears is not having my medicine (which a flare up could turn deadly, or at least put me out for a week) and not having my glasses or contacts.

  • @ywxinn
    @ywxinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Go with Clementine to Richmond to be safe

    • @Brekdon
      @Brekdon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Miami Trench yes

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Seriously??😂*

    • @J-E298
      @J-E298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Miami Trench If Clem was real, she solos the entire apocalypse bruh.

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@J-E298 How to defeat clementine:
      1st: kidnap Louis
      2nd: cut louis's tongue
      3rd: lure clem to louis's cell
      *Clem sees Louis's tongue cutted off
      4th: wait until clem dies by crying too much
      5th: *Profit*
      *(reminders: if clem only cries shortly, cut louis's arm instead)*

    • @bighobo5278
      @bighobo5278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup XD

  • @derbabo8455
    @derbabo8455 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2908

    Ray Guns

    • @MrMiddlewayne
      @MrMiddlewayne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Der Babo are for pussies

    • @normalman6078
      @normalman6078 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Der Babo reeach for juggernog tonight

    • @raynjohnson9354
      @raynjohnson9354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love it

    • @Adcts
      @Adcts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Fuck all of that, give me Widows Wine and Stamin-Up.

    • @jarsonmarsonsr.9336
      @jarsonmarsonsr.9336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Der Babo do you not like my creation the wunderwaff dg2

  • @ZephyrusAsmodeus
    @ZephyrusAsmodeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Zombies seems to be a more and more favorable outcome every year imo

  • @emmanuelwilliamquinton9152
    @emmanuelwilliamquinton9152 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Things have changed on this channel and for the better

  • @anamariatuta3104
    @anamariatuta3104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I live in Croatia and Croatia has more than 2000 islands and only 50 has humans on it.Sooo im safe ☺

    • @thel4303
      @thel4303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same i live in Greece

    • @mujothegk3464
      @mujothegk3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I to sto kazes hahahahahhaha

    • @alloygamesofter5722
      @alloygamesofter5722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What if you get sick

    • @HeyitsNick2
      @HeyitsNick2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um zombie travel really far and can be a way they see u and kill u

    • @jttekton
      @jttekton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I live in Heaven.

  • @troheinii5601
    @troheinii5601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    1) find Negan
    2) join Negan
    3) serve Negan
    Guaranteed protection

    • @Michael-vp1wv
      @Michael-vp1wv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lil Quarterpounders and kill Rick

    • @liamforan4105
      @liamforan4105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m Negan!

    • @darinchhoeun6301
      @darinchhoeun6301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol that didn’t really work out for negan did it?

    • @AlreadyTakenTag
      @AlreadyTakenTag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liamforan4105 YOU WHAT!!!!!!

    • @moneyoh3
      @moneyoh3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      4) Become negan

  • @moseyisverycool
    @moseyisverycool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After seeing that people are buying toilet paper and hand sanitizer at these times, I think we wouldn’t survive anything.

    • @CrispyChris699
      @CrispyChris699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MynameisPantheon Bro I was just thinking that myself.

  • @caseywhite9770
    @caseywhite9770 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg gotta make an updated ver for 2020-21 lol
    Also, boats have always been my go to zombie apox plan lol

  • @PootLoops
    @PootLoops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The main reason we will survive a Zombie Apocalypse is because we are already aware of what a "zombie" is (give or take a few mechanics based on the show or game you played). A lot of these shows start with the premise of people not knowing what a zombie even is.

    • @sethjenson8219
      @sethjenson8219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Poot Loops they could be totally different tho

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even if we don't know what zombies are, we can kill them very fast and with very minimal risk
      The Internet and other communication methods would relay the fact that zombies can only be killed by destroying the brain
      We have ground, sea and air vehicles (zombies do not)
      If it's the slow zombies then we have nothing to worry about
      If it's the fast zombies, bring out the guns and medieval armor!

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They definitely wouldn't be like they are in fiction. The whole idea that the only way to kill them is by destroying the brain is impossible. In order to move around and for the brain to function at all they'd need a working heart too.

    • @sayanorasonic
      @sayanorasonic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Lemke obviously shooting the brain is much easier than shooting the heart. I dont get what you are trying say here

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clarence John Alfonso In most zombie films or tv shows the only way to kill a zombie is destroying the brain, shooting or stabbing them anywhere else won't do anything. I'm saying that it's impossible for a zombie to exist if the brain was the only active organ.

  • @codekillerz5392
    @codekillerz5392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    "Step one, locate a mall. Then, don't go there."
    Liked and subscribed

    • @SecondThought
      @SecondThought  7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +CodeKillerz Good choice! :)

    • @thanasispapazoglou8135
      @thanasispapazoglou8135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he started having second thoughts about his decisions XD

    • @codekillerz5392
      @codekillerz5392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I leave for two hours and get a reply from you. That's brilliant.

    • @bass283
      @bass283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CodeKillerz
      Here's the thing, everyone who knows about malls will run away, this means that there will be no people in the mall. this means that all you need is a rifle with a suppressor attached and 30 bullets

    • @geraalcht
      @geraalcht 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Mike Kas Reverse psychology. I like it.

  • @lanceknightmare
    @lanceknightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Something I seldom hear in Zombie Survival videos. Some of the survivors need to focus on thinning out the zombies numbers. Otherwise, an area will eventually become overrun. Leading to the Resident Evil 3 scenario where humans can not stay in one place for long.

  • @williamchamberlain2263
    @williamchamberlain2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zombie trap: windchime hung outside an open third-story window. Zombies hear chimes, zombies climb stairs, zombies fall out and break bones, and repeat until immobile.

  • @kayagorzan
    @kayagorzan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Only if the zombies are from Minecraft

    • @prime_3924
      @prime_3924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeeeeee

    • @slyhighcody21ontwitch57
      @slyhighcody21ontwitch57 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @valk6138
      @valk6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No call of duty don’t pray for Mob Of The Dead zombies pray for Der Eisendrache zombies

    • @silentbutterfly5036
      @silentbutterfly5036 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      even in some zombies, there special ones, so are you sure that you want creeper to be at your front door to blow up??? XD

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      those are the worst. they can break down your door. they know you're in there. they ride with skeletons and and giant spiders. you just unleashed hell on earth.

  • @Aaron-ph5dk
    @Aaron-ph5dk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    What about all the humans who want you stuff? since humans are still basically the main threat in a zombie outbreak

    • @Cameron-hu6hg
      @Cameron-hu6hg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The idea that people would want your stuff is a stupid idea at the least. Sure, there may be some looting in the beginning, but during time of crisis, humans come together. It's why the human race has existed for so long. Of course, a crisis against other humans won't be so magical, but a crisis against a common enemy, in this case zombies, people would end up coming together in groups and rationing resources among themselves. The only thing I could see people end up fighting over would be food, but if a lot of people end up dying from bites/getting killed because they're zombies, that's a whole lot of food for a whole lot less people, which means a whole lot more time to make more food.

    • @Aaron-ph5dk
      @Aaron-ph5dk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cameron well stuff is a pretty broad word, and by stuff i ment food, medicine, gas, etc. if a zombie outbreak were to happen a majority in city/suburbs would get infected while everone eles would flock to the country. Since everyone went to the country they would start having encounters with other people, and those people who need stuff will take that stuff as necessary. Since as said in the video the smarter would not go and get supplies, but instead immediately evacuate would also have less stuff and more desperate for more of said "stuff"

    • @Reilly-Maresca
      @Reilly-Maresca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There will be looters coming. The outbreak will last a few days tops as the police and military mow the zombies down but in those few days they'll be pretty busy. Looters can and will take this opportunity

    • @Cameron-hu6hg
      @Cameron-hu6hg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Aaron Valeros my argument is that so many people would die within the first week or so that all the 'stuff' people would be fighting for would be so plentiful, relative to the remaining population. It's kind of like how if there's a costco that serves 10,000 people daily, and they have enough food and supplies in stock to provide for 10,000 people daily for at least a week, if 50-75% of people end up dying in the outbreak area, that means the food and supplies would last 2-3 weeks instead of 1 week. Rationing products too would double the lifespan of the supplies as well. Why would people fight over something that isn't running low? Plus people have morals.

    • @diego2fuego869
      @diego2fuego869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aaron Valeros it's not s video game then people have morals

  • @shane2064
    @shane2064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    All I know is that I'd be safe in Wyoming

  • @mememan12561
    @mememan12561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If every video tells us to go to isolated areas, they won't be isolated anymore

  • @serg331
    @serg331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Lol what if the birds become infected.

    • @acezgaming402
      @acezgaming402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Serg they will be bird flu

    • @el_rusotv3749
      @el_rusotv3749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The decaying meat and organs will make it impossible for birds to fly

    • @bigzcutler1594
      @bigzcutler1594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What about mosquitoes?

    • @codegeass1100
      @codegeass1100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what if air is infected by zombies?

    • @hattrickgames7395
      @hattrickgames7395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      birds are immune to most things that humans can get so if they go infected then that would be bad

  • @PhoneGamesPIXEL
    @PhoneGamesPIXEL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Joke for Europe?
    ...gallon

    • @turun_ambartanen
      @turun_ambartanen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PhoneGames PIXEL8221
      About 3.5 liters I think. Single units are ok. As long as they are the we'll known ones.

    • @hibye-ht1fr
      @hibye-ht1fr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PhoneGames PIXEL8221 Europe is not the only continent who use metric

    • @turun_ambartanen
      @turun_ambartanen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +hi bye
      yeah, oficially only three countries use the Imperial system.

    • @littlebigplatinum7013
      @littlebigplatinum7013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I hate the imperials like blowing up planets and all. Damn I like to be the republic.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A gallon is 3.96 liters, so the real joke is on those paying the same price for what is essentially a forth the amount of fuel.

  • @TerryBRoyalPrince
    @TerryBRoyalPrince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for sharing this video I always wanted to know what would it be like if a zombie apocalypse were to happen share more

  • @verxintRising
    @verxintRising 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bikes are the constantly overlooked and underrated vehicle of the apocalypse.

  • @MrDoob-xo3sm
    @MrDoob-xo3sm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    im too slow to be first :(
    but fast enough to
    have a second thought about that statement

    • @ryankim2961
      @ryankim2961 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Doob or those ducking clickers and bloaters from the last of us, Jesus duck theyre... Hideous

    • @MrDoob-xo3sm
      @MrDoob-xo3sm 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      mmm

    • @satoshinakamoto6106
      @satoshinakamoto6106 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Provocateur What?!

    • @Ithinkso11
      @Ithinkso11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Doob I

    • @KnivesUpKill
      @KnivesUpKill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      someone explain to my dumbass

  • @JoelJames2
    @JoelJames2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The only problem with your boat idea is that gasoline has an extremely limited shelf life. Even under ideal storage conditions (which is probably going to be hard to come by), gasoline can only last for three months before it is no longer dependable, if not useless. So if you're going to pile into a boat, you better have a plan in mind cause the boat is only a short term fix.
    Granted, if you manage to link up with one of those oil drilling platforms that is for some reason still operating, AND manage to find a refinery, you'll be fine. But that probably is not going to happen.

  • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
    @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thumbnail for this video looks like a poster advertising concerts for a new band called 'Could We Survive'
    :D

  • @sky_-_-
    @sky_-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me not drinking water for months
    are you a joke to me
    I imagine 5is happening lol

    • @pixelatedninja6702
      @pixelatedninja6702 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sky I picture the spongebob episode where spongebob and patrick enter a tanin bed and come out dryer than sand

  • @neto812
    @neto812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    With my minecraft skills, I can survive anything.

    • @michealyoutube4911
      @michealyoutube4911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Robin Henrik I love your picture. It suits your comment so well.

    • @connork.3855
      @connork.3855 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well I can't argue with that

    • @juniorsoto7703
      @juniorsoto7703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Robin Henrik dam seems legit

    • @josh-wr8gy
      @josh-wr8gy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Robin Henrik Bet mine are better I play Roblox

    • @neto812
      @neto812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Joshua Aguilera lol oinly kidsd plahy robolox

  • @SilvaRay
    @SilvaRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Eventually zombies would turn into skelotons because when u die ur body rots away and if the zombies rot away yay we survive
    Facts

    • @xoxo5537
      @xoxo5537 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't

    • @hollyshay2112
      @hollyshay2112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yea.. I get what you are saying... If you want to get technical then when it rains then the rain would basically melt away the zombies and their rotting flesh would just slithering down their bodies and onto the ground right? I could definitely see that happening. However, they still don't and won't die unless you strike them in their temple.. You know what I mean? Plus, let's say that the rain could melt them away.. There is way too many of them and it doesn't rain throughout the entire world at one time. Plus I am pretty sure that once they eat brains and what not that it helps the zombies to keep themselves together. Even if it didn't. There is way too many people in this world to eliminate all zombies just like that.. That wouldn't happen.. You know

    • @gaugesilva6169
      @gaugesilva6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The parasite would be keeping the body and host alive making the body rot at a slower rate but yes eventually they will become skeletons

    • @richardkruger6376
      @richardkruger6376 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best zombie survival advice: th-cam.com/video/JhAqMMJQnDI/w-d-xo.html

    • @masonrothfus3546
      @masonrothfus3546 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. I get this!

  • @ArtofBrandonTruster
    @ArtofBrandonTruster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Find a mall.... then, don't go to it" LOL. Nice.

  • @Zebrage
    @Zebrage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you have a car and its running out of fuel, here is a tip. Go to somewhere with lots of cars and try to take fuel from them since most gas stations will be empty.

  • @Bill-rr5el
    @Bill-rr5el 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I got to round 70+ in zombies so....

  • @Cyra_Kyara
    @Cyra_Kyara 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Who will win?
    a Military soldier who is trained to defend the world?
    or
    a gamer who knows what they're going to do in this moment?

    • @benedictator4763
      @benedictator4763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      C
      all of the above

    • @snowyy8416
      @snowyy8416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gamer

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jake Demonake both, the gamer will teach the soldier how to kill the zombies

    • @Vyrkhan
      @Vyrkhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what if the soldier is also a gamer? what if the gamer is just a noob like you? what if the soldier fks more than you?

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A fat dorky loser or a trained soldier? hmmm let me think.

  • @jimbo2227
    @jimbo2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man has your channel pivoted

  • @mouzier
    @mouzier 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The humble Duct tape - used for securing barricades to saving the Apollo 13 astronauts

  • @sylendraws1249
    @sylendraws1249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    If it spreads by biting then humanity as a whole is probably fine

    • @trollism6531
      @trollism6531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Suarez will be the king of zombies

    • @jackconner6358
      @jackconner6358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      SylenDraws Solution: I live in Britain so if it starts outside of Britain we can blow up the channel tunnel and stop plane and boats from coming from abroad. We survived WW2 with a lot less food so we could take rationing

    • @peenpapi4993
      @peenpapi4993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      On The Walking Dead, even if you don't get bitten or scratched, you turn when you die.

    • @ascendedweeb328
      @ascendedweeb328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ezekiel Elliott no its not possible you have to already be dead out in the open because it is not possible for you to get through 5 feet or more of dirt. And its not an air transmission virus it will be too hard for anyone to create that even with out technology. We'd be fine if we had proper warning, and most people would head to the rivers like the Mississippi river and some other ones.

    • @ascendedweeb328
      @ascendedweeb328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mbizologial Taurenash the thing is america is the only country with a zombie apocalypse plan sooooo you'd need our help, and we have a super volcano since the majority of zombies will come from the east of america.we can make bunkers and tell you guys too and then somehow set our super volcano out, and yes america has a super volcano that will put the world in some sort of nuclear winter

  • @wsphh2692
    @wsphh2692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    popped up in my recommended when i started watching zombie deer videos

    • @6luelights2
      @6luelights2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

    • @encryptex2054
      @encryptex2054 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @CV-TNAA
      @CV-TNAA 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      if the Zombie deer disease evolved to infect humans...
      A zombie apocalypse will be under way.

    • @jovitasamoy1935
      @jovitasamoy1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      dats Real inid tu sorvive tu

  • @karmakiller4745
    @karmakiller4745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you run out of gas your dead
    Me: but I'm in a rowboat
    Him: your smart!
    Me:thanks

  • @worldfamousgi86
    @worldfamousgi86 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I have that thrunite light the dude was using in the flashlight clip