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Just in case you have a mental lapse and think it's a good idea to fight a bear instead of running from it, here's how to do it.
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Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
Episode Animated by Andy Mogren
Written by Matthew Brian Cohen
Produced by Joe Bereta and Michael Rainey - / raineymichaelv
Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore - วิทยาศาสตร์และเทคโนโลยี
How to fight a bear
1. Set it on fire.
2. Run away from the now very angry flaming bear.
You made my day
OMG, my robotics team name is Fire Bear
have you never heard the informative rhyme
fire bear don't care
smokey would not be proud
vary smart most animals are petrified of fire that spray can deodorant and a lighter could be the smartest way to fight a bear pariod.
*Bear* : Roarrr...
*Me* : Wait a sec while i watch epic how to.
LMAO
antoni borzymowski XD
Well i guess Joe better start makin' that How to fight a human video, so you know, the bear has an even more unfair chance.
Bear: Ok then...
100th
if its brown lay down
if its black fight back
if its white…goodnight
funny but so true xD
But if its a polar bear hand it a coke cola and sunglasses then watch some tv with him then you cool and then go to the bar
By black u mean sunbear?
Where have I seen this I can’t remember
Polar bears can kill you with the swipe of its paw
3:52 THIS IS HOW BEARS RUN TRUST ME I KNOW
Wait how tf do you know how a bear runs are you mr. Rhfjsuwjeusujwsj this word?!!?
Can't stop laughing
Lol
Of course you know..
@@katsukibakugou9607 this comment is 2 years old and that isnt how bears run.
This channel will save my life one day
LOL SAME!!
yea
same!!
ikr all of it will come in handy
if i remember it
Fighting a bear is basically playing dark souls in real life
hehe
except you only live once in real life
we know
As a speed runner I see this as a win
You actually Saved my life. One time I was camping out on my own and I was out fishing when I saw a grizzly. He came out to attack me and I spread out on the ground like a star. I broke a few ribs and survived with a scar on my back and arm.
Then I woke up
niceeee
Just had a dream about being chased by a bear. Played dead, seemed to work. Then I woke up. There is one surefire way to stay safe in this situation - never get into a fight with a bear.
Lmfaooo 😭😂😂
Damn Naruto… what a story lol
You are "lucky" to be alive.. Mf could have just ate you, playing dead is most likely never the first option😅 all living is the same, if it wanted to it could have popped your head off very easily.... Next time id get ready to either 1 fight that mf or 2! Get ready to seduce that mf!😅.... I mean like i said every person is different so thats the same with all living, bear might whoop out a joint n smoke with you🤷🏼just never know man..
In America bear chase you but in soviet Russia you chase bear
Adam Bomb KHABIB
In Russia bear watch epic how to beat a human
That's why life expectancy for men is 10 years longer in America than Russia, and Russia's population is
Dude use commas
Ya but I made a new game shove my hand in a bear's mouth or kick a male bear in the balls I call it gagballs
"I watched a video on TH-cam about how to fight a bear so I won't need that rifle today." Famous last words
Casper Ko hahahahaha
Fun fact: a bear can survive a rifle attack with ease
@@peebleshamster5189 can survive an ak47 unloading 30 bullets on him?
@@peebleshamster5189 can he survive a granade in his face?
@@ignacioclerici5341 the first one yes. The second one no.
How to fight a bear... Don't
+zero survivor*
but what if the bear wants to fight you? WHAT NOW LITTLE MAN?
***** if a bear wants to fight you, it's your destiny to fight and die.
***** If a bear is willing to leave the forest and find you, that's just the universes way of saying "get rekt and rest in pasta"
+GrammerNazi G
Cowardice only applies when there is a rational reason to do the thing. So no, not in this case.
Macho, on the other hand, is always synonymous with stupid. This is for a very good reason:
Humans don't have the thickest hide, sharpest claws, or strongest jaws. Our strongest attribute is our exceptional intelligence.
That is why, when someone really wants to show off, they act like an idiot. It's like fighting with one hand behind your back, only instead of limiting your dexterity, you are discarding your most powerful weapon (your intellect).
And it is genuinely worthy of respect. If someone can win by pure brute force, just imagine what they could do if they actually employed _common sense_.
Feel free to test it. Imagine someone in any dangerous scenario. The more head-on and thoughtless their approach, the more of a badass they come across as. It's crazily consistent. It's also why people in movies tend to try to outrun the giant rolling boulder rather than leaping to the side. They only look stupid if they appear frightened of getting smushed.
Of course, the _most_ badass option would be to turn around and try to stop the giant boulder with a headbutt. Also the most stupid.
3:53 I didn't expect to see a bear sprinting on two legs today...made me laugh harder than it should have
It’s a SW
Thanks I got stiches
Snitches get stitches I guess
Hey! your alive lol
Stfu Liar
@@mr.finger9174 , it's, "liar"
Lavender Mae Oh My Bad Thx
this is why i always carry a scythe and crystal meth in the woods.
lol
you are why I dont go to the woods
+Vape Naysh this is why I go to the woods lol
Because of Malsumis, Native american god of scorn.
So your plan is to give the bear a good time?
Thanks. Now I can fight Bear Grylls.
+Hellnagel Anyone can fight Bear Grylls. He's a fake survivalists. Fighting Bear Grylls, is like fighting a wimpy actor.
Lol good one
***** ...says Bear Grylls. So seeing how his show is basically a lie, I'm guessing it isn't the first time he's lied.
+SatanistSin nah more like a sellout with a pocket knife (because he can't fight fair)
+Hellnagel I think I prefer the Bear over Bear Grylls
"Punches are ineffective."
*takamura has entered the chat*
I see.... A man of culture.
Naruhodo... omae da bunkabito
I see what you did there 😏
4:14 dude I wasn't ready for the feels...
How to survive a school shooting
W
Don't go to school.
W
I'd love to see this
Be friends with the quite white kid
How to win an argument with a woman.
Impossible
+Alberto Figueroa I got ur back!
Step one: Get in argument with women.
Step two: Don't
Step three: ???
Step four: Profit.
+Alberto Figueroa I seem to remember there was a tome in the 7th century, kept in a monastery, that contained a conversation transcript.
Some sources claim all medieval magical spells were derived from that text.
i find suddenly going up to them, hugging them real tight, and repeat shh over and over helps. also helps with children, some animals, and oneself
Ken Catus I'm gonna need some chocolate grenades. TAKE COVER!!!!
Many survival experts suggest using bear spray it can be super effective but it is also none to piss them off magerly😂😂😂😂
Hands down the funniest part
"How to fight a bear"
"How to commit suicide"
There must be something wrong with my Russian genes because I didn't know how to fight a bear until now.
man. I thought Russians had a special gene that caused a natural reaction to wrestle bears. Guess I was wrong
Jacob Glaze Well, we still have the strengh to do it. Top priority for the bear is not to get hit by us:D
TheLittleRussian I can see that.
***** I can't speak or read Russian but thank god there is Google Translate :D
***** Nice, now I know you're not even Russian :D
In Russia, bear know karate.
MEX0Germ.V2 lmao
MEX0Germ.V2 no karata knows the bears
In all Asian countries, everyone knows karate :3
Mexogerm yes all bears know karate
Mexogerm in Russia, president fight bear
I think DiCaprio already showed us how.. You don't fight a bear, you survive a bear attack.
He wouldn't have had he not fought back though!
One thing that was missing is that it is important to note the difference between fighting a Black Bear, or other larger bears like Grizzly or Brown Bears. I realize that Bears can get as large as 1100 lbs, so that would be the latter group. My point is, do NOT lay down and cover up if you have an encounter a Black Bear. Fight back vigorously, and use any weapon at your disposal. If a Black Bear decides to attack you, its game on.
The black bear will eat you so yes you fight back
Just remembetr fight how we used to when we were primates and not pussies nowadays
@@damien0819 true that, fight like a savage but also fight smart, just get enraged and possibly pick up a big rock or stick
@@GTAVALE what about a butcher knife u can slice that bear to peices
@@ambivalentaxe Slicing damage isn't going to be as effective on bears. I don't know about black bears, but grizzlies can have up to 10 inches of fat on their bodies. Even if your knife cuts through their tough leathery skin, you still have a lot of fat protecting their vitals. Piercing damage will be the ticket, making spears a good weapon-of-choice.
@@MetalMario137 nah man I was just kidding
how to survive a nuclear bomb attack
+ZetaPrime that or a meteor shower?
+ZetaPrime Hide in a fridge
Guys the thing is... You. Ant survive those attacks
+Ken Catus This isnt Indiana Jones xD
Zach Erickson Damn it. I was certain that it was. x|
How to fight a bear make a circle.
MageM different kind of bear, kiddo
How to fight a bear throw your brother
No!!! That's an oval!!! It has to be a circle!!!
That’s a seabear kiddo
Dont make a squerd
Once again, youtube has thought me more then school ;-;
Mister Carr it's taught.
That doesn't suprise me
Mmm nah just stay in school kid
Yes, I figured...
My general rule of thumb is when fighting (to the death) against anything significantly larger than oneself, aim for the eyes! It causes staggering amounts of pain and the enemy is gonna have a rather hard time killing you if it suddenly can no longer see!
Hey, Andy :D
Great job on the animations!
I agree that he did very well this episode
You work hard Andy (other animators)keep it up
You work hard Andy keep it up
yeah
yeah
"...Its a bear it was never a fair fight to begin with..." Hahaha LMAO ROFL LOLOLOLOL
then make it fair
WITH DILDOS
HAHAHAHA
boxertest
Tip:Strike First
Strike Hard
No Mercy
Remember The ENEMY WILL NEVER HAVE MERCY,STRIKING FIRST IS THE POINT OF VICTORY.NEVER LET THE ENEMY STRIKE FIRST & DEMOLISH THE OPPONENT UNTIL HES DEAD TO HELL
Thank you for reading this!
Show no mercy!
Tomislav Petkovski cobra kai
0:59 Welcome everybody to the bear wrestling championships! Khabib: Send me location.
This is quite wrong, first you need to distinguish what kind of bear it is, brown or black. Then follow out different measures accordingly
You forgot that if you got a gun or a spear, always aim at the heart. Bear skulls are thick as af and a bullet or a knife won't even reach its brain.
Gimme Apen That's why you stab it in the neck
Yeah that does it too, but when a bear fall on you Its best to aim at the largest body near the torso in the upper middle to swiftly pierce its heart
Maybe when it's a small hand gun.
What about a .50 cal (You can use the .50 cal Deagle, Because you ofc won't have time to snipe the bear)
I'm pretty sure a .308 would go through a bear skull
Russia bear wrestling is not special occasion. it just means vadim has to much vodka on a Saturday night
Squatting Gopnik yepp
You taught me how to fight a bear, then congratulated me on fighting a bear. like someone quickly pulled up your video while the bear circled his tent and learnt the art of bear fighting, finished the fight, then came back to finish your video.
A nine year old Russian kid fought a bear? Who does he think he is, Zangief?
He doesn't think, he is
+Morgil He's Khabib Nurmagomedov. That's all the reasoning he needs. (Seriously look him up he's a really fucking good fighter)
and it was vladimir putin..
That north korean leader probaly
+Morgil it was a cub tho, and prolly isnt true
Yeah but is there a diplomatic solution??
+•Finn• I heard you can incapacitate a bear by dropping your wallet and your valuables
+Srab23 Yeah bears mostly ask people for their wallets and phones when they threaten them. It's hard to be sure since they speak in bear though.
+•Finn• Yes, take it out to dinner and submit to being the main course.
+Srab23 I thought that only worked on people from new jersey.
+•Finn• traitor
*_RATES OF HUMAN AND BEAR FIGHTS GO UP BY 500%_*
Lol
5:03
Bro code rule 62: Never go for the balls even if your life depends on it
Guys wish me luck, I told a bear it's fat...
Well now I have a fight tomorrow.
Thank god I found this video
@Tracchofyre rip
How to be Sherlock Holmes
How to survive in the desert or Arctic
+Spasmic Strawberry Any specific reason for dissing the Antarctic? :-P
+Dᴏᴡʟᴘʜɪɴ Jack! I'll never let go I promise!
*lets jack go*
+Spasmic Strawberry How to be a James Bond Villian
+Amm-ra Seka It is possible to build a "plasma blade" but they are not small or portable and they require large power sources and cost a ton.
how to start a succesfull gaming company
3:35 My mom when she calls me to clean my room after the 999th time of screaming
5 years later this is still good
If only DiCaprio had seen this video.
+RedVIII he kicked that bears ass.. spoiler alert..bear dies Leo lives.
+PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar
+PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar
+PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar
+PlacidDream and than the bear gets an Oscar.
"Strike and dodge" sounds a lot like how to fight a dark souls boss
Not only did I think so too, but the 30 degree sight the bear has would make it necessary for you to literally go in circles around it, hoping for a back attack.
With how strong bears are they may as well be dark souls bosses
note to myself - bears are Dark souls bosses, but remember - you haven't found a bonfire so you can't revive.
another note to myself - learn how to row 5 meters without injuring yourself while wearing 50 kg steel armour and 10 kg halberd
The bear is one of the bosses of this animal kingdom dont you now?
Literally camping right now and hear something from behind my tent wjsh me luck.
lie down and don't look in its eye. Then kick it.
You ok bro?
@@taylorj6177 lol
Dude u still alive?
Ak Ng Yeah it was a moose threw my bottle at it.
“This is epic how to....... fight a bear!
Awesome.”
Omg I love that lol xD
I'm Russian and my bear was upset when he found out about this video (sorry for my bad english)
+Curious Fox hello (sorry for my bad english)
+ccmmoopp45 Sorry for my bad english (sorry for my bad english)
+HunterFP K. (sorry for my bad english)
+Bomber Mang Désolé pour mon mauvais anglais
+Curious Fox Greetings to Zangief..(don't show he your bear)XD
Perdon por mi ingles..
Epic How To: Become a parkour master
+Myah Bowley Lots of warmup before the fancy video recording can commence.
yeah :)
+Myah Bowley Exactly what i was gonna say LOL
lel
I know i will probably never be in this situation but it's still cool to know
Hey Andy, great job on animating this video.
this is really going to help next time I ride to school and a bear blocks the street, thanks man!
Become the cool guy man, and get popular
+Kuifkanarie you have a bike trow it at the bear and stun it.
Lemmingcave nah tried that once but now my bell does not sound good any more :/
gopo
+Kuifkanarie its funny how a Dog scares a regular bear, maybe we should bark? and dont play pussy
Great job animating Andy!
+Kevin Spanish Thank man!
3:52 that animation tho 😂😂😂
6:12 lmao i laughed at the fact that the bear just fell and splatted
3:13 omg those yelling animations though!!! 🤣
4:13 Dude: hopefully the bear will get tiered and bored and will leave u alone like ur high school girlfriend Me: ROASTED
you misspelled tired.
his name is Joe Bereta
I yelled BURN
Tired* you* your*
Supa hot fire!! 🔥
It's often useful to know what type of bear you are fighting, apply the bears color to this simple rhyme to know instantly what to do:
See Black, Fight back
See Brown, Get down
See White, Goodnight
I'm gonna need this in case I come around a bear on my walking expedition :)
I lost it at 3:52 lol
LOL!!!
Lol
dodge and hit, dodge and hit... reminds me of something..... DARK SOULS! Fighting a Bear is like Dark Souls! xD
+Karl Taok We should fight a Bear in Dark Souls 3. We had a giant wolf, rat and 3 can have a bear.
Anime3691 oh my god you're right!!! We need a petition!! XD
+Karl Taok Fighting a bear IS like Dark Souls! ...Except that their is no bonfire for you...and you'll be dead....without respawns...BUT YEA LIKE DARK SOULS! XD
+Frozen Gamer and you prob dont have a sword.... or shield.... or strenght or stamina or dodge roll abilities... but yeah like darksouls!!!!
+Karl Taok xxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd
I dont know why but this video got my hyped up to fight a bear hahaha
5:18
or might i add.... bear handed
HAHAHAH- help
If you do everything on Epic How To then you have officially become God
+mer meh Or just very rich, very strong, and have a lot of free time. Also someone kidnapped you at some point or something and you survived being stranded on an island/in the ocean.
MrServantRider yeah...like in the videos. You figured it out
mer meh Hehe ;3
hugh glass should've seen this. would've saved him alot of pain.
Ha
what if it is a cub
Nice one lool.
@Joshua McCollum then you leave the cub alone, otherwise you risk the mother hunting you down.
XD LOL LMAO LMFAO ROFFL LMFAO OMG OMFG your right
"how to fight a bear"
Scream, fart and run.
Would it work if I brought an amp to camping and if I saw a bear I turned on metal music on full volume?
hey Andy, great job animating on this episode
Wow! Coming from THE amazing animator, that means a lot!
+AndyMogren skwaa xD your welcome
+AndyMogren good job andy
+AndyMogren great job andy
Wat
How to watch porn without being caught.
Lock your door
Not everyone's door has a lock.
and always delete your history
Wait till everyone falls asleep use your phone (less Light) No Volume (or Headphones) Lights Off Everyone will think you are sleeping Don't be near a wall (Shaking) Try Not To Make Noises. If Parents/Spouse Walk in Use Loose Pants Easier to pull up also have a some tissue and a rubbish bin. Have Fun
......
"Great job! You just survived a bear attack!"
Me: Huh? Oh yea yea... sure 😏
Bear:ROAR
Me:pap needs a new rug for the tree house
just a few suggestions..
Epic how to...
survive an alien invasion
survive in space
claim a planet
become a youtuber
kill a vampire
kill a werewolf
film a movie
avoid death
fight a shark
fight a crocodile
overcome fear
freehandle bugs
become an inventor
tame wild animals
and i have alot more but i think these are the most interesting
+The Gman draws!! oh and btw you can name a a new plant that hasn't been named planet anything you like and suggest it to nasa if you buy a thing
weirdo
How to fight a Bear .. 1) Bring a Friend 2) Run faster than said friend
That's not fighting a bear, that's evading a bear..
Epic indeed. This was HILARIOUS
"but do you have any chance of beating a bear if you're not an insane lunatic?!"
yes! i'm safe.
Here's a good tip on fighting bears: DON'T.
Here's a good tip fro fighting humans : Don't fight until your in a dangerous postition and just like the bear a kick in the nuts will fix it :)
never throughout of that😉😉
Tell that to Chuck norris
Iconoclasm_ been there and done it but he backed out.
Iconoclasm_ that doesn't answer the question, twitch
"How to fight a bear" 5:26
Advise: *'Dark Souls'* the shit out of him. And remember, it's a boss fight. This isn't your typical enemy...
soo. keep rolling, rolling, rolling...
if you going to dark souls the hell out of him remember to stack up on humanity so you can summon some phantoms
if you going to dark souls the hell out of him remember to stack up on humanity so you can summon some phantoms
BRING SHITLOADS OF SUNNY D
+El Greeko So just rolling and strategic butt poking. Got it.
This guy is actually hilarious... body language and the way he speaks is great:)
This was so hilarious great work 😂🤣🤣
The animation is exquisite. Truly a masterpiece. I have never seen graphics so advanced and realistic in my life.
How to start a revolution
Spin something 360 degrees
+Thomas Scally How to start one, not complete one.
Trash Master9000 ok
step 1-360 turn one degree right or left
How to overthrow the government
+Qiang Liu This one again?
It will never happen if you keep asking for a guide.
If you were in the woods with tons of trees, would circling trees and running around them confuse the bear and make it hard for it to catch you?
Who’s your animation artist? He’s awesome. I’ve been laughing the whole time looking at the animations.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while...definitely my favourite video from you guys so far.
I am more interested in giving advice to bears on how to fight humans.
You got yourself a new subscriber. that was $$$$ing awesome!
What if you got a bowie knife and straight up charge it and try and stab it in the heart or through to the skull from the bottom of the jaw, or the top of the head obviously full force to pierce the skull???
I ALWAYS RUN........I always hike with someone older and slower than me, and I carry a lighter load, and stuff my bag with air bags, so they think I'm carrying a big load too. As a last resort, I pull out my trusty 22 derringer. It may be difficult to take careful aim in such a distressful situation, but stay calm, take careful aim, and shoot your buddy in the knee cap then "RUN LIKE HELL". If anyone would like to go with me to Green River Wilderness area, or Glacier, this year, respond here. I'll pay for all the expenses.
please do a episode on how to survive a tsunami or tidal wave i live in a island and it really bothers me
Genetix just find the highest places that u can that is nearest to u. More information just go to Google
Genetix if u live in the island then your fine
J K
Try and get the the highest places closest to you, e.g : on top of your house, on the highest point of a tree, etc etc
Method 1-
Step 1:
Get out of your town
Step 2:
Live life
Method 2-
Step 1: If you are living in a one storey building, go up on the roof
Step 2: Make a raft or any buoyant object that can support you and lay it on the roof
Step 3: Stand as high as you can
Step 4: Once the flood reaches your area, lift up your raft to where you estimate the level of the flood is.
Step 5: Raft away
Genetix
step 1: move to colorado
step 2: watch out for bears
I'll just live in Alaska. Better than Hawaii in my opinion.
Am I the only one that laughed at the bear running like this? 3:51
someone with me on 2019?
Nice animations, Andy!
+EpicPotato Nice potato monster!
+AndyMogren lel
+AndyMogren potato Satan there is a difference
yaaaaaaaa
How to kill a bear:
*Hits a bear with a showel, until it doesn't flinch anymore.*
TF_Anthony I don't wanna fight bear anymore just give it your Cheetos
Or just ask your mom for help.
I peed a little but laughing so hard
Tf
How does an Olympic wrestler lose to a bear but an Olympic canoeing guy can win
How to solve a CRIME!!
U guys choose the crime!
+AntPixel how to solve a murder
the answer is BATMAN
+AntPixel This one is so epic that evening TV shows deal with the topic every day.
+heinekencobra I love that game
Andy, great animating on this episode. Keep doing what you do!
+wilco veerman thanks man, I love making these episodes and I aint quitting any time soon!
+AndyMogren i can see you do! Give a compliment to the other people working on the animation!
We only have one animator per episode, so Imma hog all the credit for this one, but other than me there is another animator Bryan Wieder who has done some episodes, but I've done 17 single handedly.
+AndyMogren 17 o.O thats Bearly possible
+wilco veerman JK good job
I always watched this video when I was like about 6-8 years old, it brings me a memory.
This guy is way funnier than I anticipated him to be when I first clicked on this video.