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Episode 779 - The Rude Dozen feat. Derek Davison (11/6/23)
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Chief Foreign Policy correspondent Derek Davison returns to the show for updates on Palestine, including discussion of recent videos of Palestinian arms and tactics, the Biden administration’s response to the war, the potential for further regional conflict, and where the new American focus on Israel leaves Ukraine.
Find Derek’s podcast American Prestige at: americanprestigepod.com/
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Almost exactly an hour before this was uploaded my Dad sent me a link to the "sketch" in the thumbnail with the message "Cliche but so true"
Pray for me fam 😞
oh god stay strong 🙏
Is this Adam Friedland?
If my dad did that while he’s still out of smacking range I’d make him feel like such a piece of shit for sending me that and agreeing with it.
Derek Davidson making his 85th appearance and collecting his 17th chapo challenge coin.
Hamas: we got Pilotwings
Israel: we got a racist dog
Settler night live
Musical guest Matisyahu!
Featuring the not-ready-for-prime time operators
I wonder if there is a Israeli citizen who watches every Israel SNL skit show like Matt does. If that's true, we need to find him and keep him safe.
Matzpen Christman
LOL protect him at all costs. He suffers enough.
I'm a returning fan can anyone give me a Christman update? Hope he's recovering well.
@@feistygheisty1980Matt is now out of the hospital and is now in Israel fighting with Hamas
@@JoeSims1776 mashallah!!!
There’s Israeli snl? Or snl skits on Israel. I don’t know because I couldn’t bare to watch snl in over a decade
From the grill to the memes. Free Matt Christman.
: All of this really reminds me of what our beautiful boy, our large communist son said on the Antifap episode. Hegemonic liberalism is going to get all these people fucking killed, to the point where we can call what's happening now a genocide, and those who are governing over this liberalism have gotten more and more people ready, both intellectually and emotionally, to argue why it's okay when it's happening.
What's even crazier is that those who aren't okay about this happening are getting angry at the wrong people, who are doing inconsequential shit like putting up missing posters in countries where we ALL KNOW they're not going to be found. Meanwhile all the real psychos out there, from Kissinger to Blinken, who are eating their honey nut cheerios out of the bag before sipping skim milk through a straw, are taking those Ls to the bank every day.
Also, Israeli SNL is literally a dybbuk.
Great comment.
Kissinger and Blinken are definitely milk before cereal in the bowl types of people.
I was sorta following ya until the weird dybbuk comment… what’s Israeli sketch comedy got to do with exorcisms and shit? You sound like an AI chat bot trying to impersonate Felix.
When Barack Obama talks he sounds exactly like an AI prompted just to "say some Obama shit"
Even the trolling in the comments sucks now
The day Chapo pissed off Russel Brand fans is the day their comment sections got permanently ruined. Because you know Russel Brand fans will never log off, never touch grass
Missing Matt terribly. I hope he’s doing well.
Has anyone else seen those tourism ads for Jerusalem and Tel-Aviv where Jerusalem is portrayed as a sort of laidback yet straight-laced dude in a blazer and Tel-Aviv was portrayed as his funky vaguely LGBTQ-coded Mona Lisa Ralphio looking lady-friend?
who cares?
No, wtf?
A country (pun) of Emma Emhoffs.
felix being a rust player checks out honestly lmao
That 10 second clip of Obama talking to his pod people aged me 40 years.
1:07:36 this is one of the fears I have as an American leftist. I sincerely believe that our government would use its nuclear arsenal before ever accepting defeat.
If it makes you feel any better, we didn’t use them for the Vietnam war, Iraq , or Afghanistan
@@RickDeRulerAah, but was a 5-20 degree temperature drop due to Nuclear winter an actual out for climate change all while the global north assures itself that automation will make up for the productive labor force lost as large of a factor in 2001? We forget that capital holders are "fighting for thier lives" and "way of life" and don't see the starvation of millions as a negative, but a solution to the problems they created with these unsustainable globalized production structures.
then so be it, the posadists were right
Yeah. We will not just say ‘ok. It’s over.’
@@RickDeRuler certainly not for lack of trying.
That cringy skit is what snl would sound like if they weren’t restricted by joke writing.
I’d hate to see how bad their Madtv would have been.
🇵🇸
What if Alex Borstein went off like Amy Schumer?
Israel is going to be answering the age old question: what if the nazis had nukes? Well, we’re going to find out.
Naaah… we done been finding out… the “Samson Option” has been on the table for like 50 years now.
This situation kinda defies analogy… Nazis weren’t funded directly by the American government until after the Nazi government had just about collapsed… and South African apartheid was equally abhorrent to this, but it wasn’t literally a genocide nor was it the product of American military aid. Also they had blood diamonds an shit, which ultimately meant they were vulnerable to economic pressures in a way Israel never will be unless things change significantly with regard to American policy.
You do realize Israel was attacked first?
@@just_a_turtle_chadthis started before October 7th
Felix is right though, those Hamas vids are like pro Metal Gear Solid 4 gameplay, not gonna lie. Pretty sick tbh.
Nothing to condemn in fighting for freedom. It's like liberals holding folks accountable for questioning Elizabeth Warren's native ancestry.
🤯
@@justcommenting4981 But do you condemn the Native Americans that fought back against colonists? 🤓
@@northuniverse of course. Except for Elizabeth Warren's campaign to retake her homeland and rightful college grants from Cherokee usurpers. May she finally find a place to rest her mighty cheek bones.
@@northuniverse sneaking into the skull and bones to tell geronimo's skeleton to do better
Imagine being a bully, so strong nobody ever fights back, and when one of your victims unexpectedly punches you, you cry "THIS IS THE HARDEST ANYONE EVER PUNCHED ME SINCE FIRST GRADE!!!!!"
There is an example: the US-backed Khmer Rouge
Jewish snl made me question if jews ever were funny.
Israelis are not jews
A group of people is neither funny or unfunny. What an ignorant comment
@@dogchaser520 the existence of Isreali comedy disproves your belief
We need to breed fail nephew spawn with the spawn of failsons to get the Kwisatz Haderach. The ultimate fail nephew son. They will lead us on the golden shower path to the promised land of an never ending foam party
Bro, that's not Mua'Dib, that's Lil' Homey Gay-Ass.
@@slickstufneatstuf NOOO! We are already suffering our first great schism. I shall see you on the battle field I shall fight alongside the chosen one of Paul- McCain- Hunter- Trump/Atredis
In a country where you have to be Jewish to be a full citizen, this is the kind of comedy TV being made? I expect better.
The nazis has no sense of humor either for what it's worth
RIP to the Nephew That Was Promised
12:17 EXACTLY JESUS THAT’S WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING ITS SO GOOD TO HEAR SOMEONE ELSE SAY IT
It's wild how it is heresy to say Biden is a shit president amongst libs. Back in the Bush years it was "dissent is patriotic" but now libs are all in on the "if you're not with me you're against me" Bush bullshit.
Nice to hear that the idf has thier own form of Rhodesias crippled eagles
Nephewyahu. You can have that.
Netanyuncle
"Good Sniper" sounds like a Mega Man villian.
RIP to the Deadliest Nephew
Great to know I'm not going crazy.
Oh no you still are
you definitely are
Purdue mentioned 🎉❤‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥
join your local indiana dsa
the idf never played battlefield 4
battlefield 4 actively destroys your real life war abilities, the real problem is that they dont play fortnite
We love Matt!
Obama will always be my worst Twitter follower.
Nice to hear Felix finally got his oxy prescription covered
When your doctor becomes your dealer you know you're getting old.
I really liked the line about, regardless of the computers in the f16 this is still the result
when you just have the insane reliance and saturation of bullshit high tech that Israel has, youre fucked.
Wait where do I watch these video of the AT fire...
AT-ATs in Empire Strikes Back. AT-STs in Return of the Jedi.
It's confirmed...jair netanyahu is the "Nephew Alpha" that Felix predicted in the past. RIP to the ultimate nephew..
We really need an international tribunal to investigate and prosecute terrible sketch comedy shows.
What is the video about Yellowstone in the merkava Felix is talking about?
From the river to the sea Palestine will be free.
Tiocfaidh ár lá ✊
Damn Google is on 24/7 ham watch. If you post anything remotely positive about our Metal Gear bois it immediately gets deleted. Haters really losing.
Refreshed the page to find my comment linking to a recent Grayzone piece--the one featuring accounts of IDF "accidentally" killing Israeli noncombatants and hostages--missing. Some schmuck probably reported it despite, or perhaps because of, the content being *very* relevant to the subject of this episode.
@@discountchocolate4577 links have always been deleted (for me) because it assumes spam. However if you're a big ham head, or even just explained why going ham is completely rational and reasonable, or write certain phrases, the post is deleted. Meanwhile support of Israel is completely permitted. Typical censorship to normalize state violence and abjurate is response.
21:00 someone explain this reference to me?
Merkava, is the name of a very, very high tech Israelis tank.
Purportedly one of the best in the world.
Al Gore rhythm
Its pretty unlikely saudi arabia would allow yemeni drones, when they shot down yemeni missles
Drones are smaller and fly lower than missiles. They're way harder to detect, which makes them harder to shoot down.
I haven't been following for some times, did Matt French related incident end positively or is he still alive ?
Matt French has been compromised to a permanent end.
@@slickstufneatstufhow did you ascertain that? tactically?
Tactical ascertainment has been achieved through means of verbal communication via 5G cellular network technology with David Russian and Carl Italian. @@AwesometownUSA
The yearly Felix ambien overdose episode
It’s so funny because this is the only episode where Derek isn’t the one on downers/completely exhausted.
More powerful than you could possibly imagine.
RIP Johnny Ruffo
44:42
Who's my top ?
This episode contains the most fucked up ever use of the term “coffin flop” in media. Come and collect your “Nick Mullen Inappropriate Comment” Challenge Coin, Will
Lighten up
I mean, this is what happened. That's what Israelis did to her funeral.
@@the_exegete IDF: “I didn’t do fucking shit! I DIDN’T DO THIS!!!”
When i turn on my tv all I see are apps
I just want to buy coffee flavored coffee
All my apps gone…
@@Mark-jr6ld couldn’t agree more. Black is the only way.
Is this from a Rick Ross song?
In the years before the Oct 7th raid, Hamas was fighting alongside the 'moderate rebels' in Syria against Assad. Hamas going in and out of Gaza, getting equipment and combat experience didn't happen without the knowledge, if not blessing of Israeli and US intel agencies. So what happened? Did they have a deal with Israel that went sour as Assad proved resilient, like Hamas help Israel annex a bit swath of southern Syria, and Israel aids Hamas in some manner in return?
That's weird. Hezbollah was also fighting alongside Assad against said "Moderate rebels", and Iran heavily backs Hezbollah. But they also back Hamas. Is Iran hedging their bets and backing both?
@@grahamcarpenter691 Indeed it is weird for Hezbollah to so quickly change, but perhaps they view the Palestinian cause as something separable from Hamas. In terms of long-term grievances, Israel has done a lot more to them than Hamas in Syria, so that's probably a factor too.
There's an article "Hamas and Hezbollah: From rivals in Syria to allies against Israel" from L'orient Today that explores just this topic.
War makes for strange bedfellows
Pork markets
sus
No infantry support. Very odd. The folly of that was found in WWII. Strange that when I type this out, my computer has a weird delay. Each letter is deleted and then appears on the screen. The whole line disappeared then it came back. Like someone is watching. Hi IDF goons. Can I have my computer back. Do you want to add something?
least schizo chapo viewer. maybe of all time
Bruh wtf lmaoooo
They knew armor was worthless without infantry support when "armor" was literally chariots. Even a society stuck in The Bronze Age should know that.
This guy is a psyop
How depressing
What about Bernie ?
He sold out
@@just_a_turtle_chadno one’s paying him, he’s not a sellout, he’s just wrong.
@@corvacopia didn't he had to sign that "I love Israel above all" clause to get into politics like all of them are required to do ?
who
@@lucasnunes2453that’s not a thing..? Israel has a lot of influence due to AIPAC and US imperialistic foreign policy interests but it’s not, like, a cult or something
Being first, I must be the rudest and gayest of the dozen.
Thank you for your queervice
O Lord, let there be none ruder nor gayer.
Ha ha gay funny
@@denkinomsYes.
@@BigHomieGayAss1917 your so funny and cool
No bankman fried update??
Who gives a s h i t?
not you apparently
David Roth talked about SBF in the context of the Michael Lewis book a couple episodes back
Bankman-Fried update in Trashfuture
@@AwesometownUSA true true. But that was pre verdict sbf
Don't vote! It won't matter! .).)
What’s the point in not voting?
Remember when Trump won and got Roe overturned and 2 supreme court picks? I do.
Are those meant to be breasts or eyes? I've never seen this emoticon before
Are fighting very much like the Russians I meant Israeli before he told me there's more you would be a lot of Russian and you would hear a lot of Ukrainian and in Israel it's going to be like what happened to them Stalingrad
Make no mistake trump will be worse. He knows where the money is and he luvs the money. Someone not shit.. ......sanders??? To fargone???? Cant undo that one in time?
Will be? They've had a term each. Biden has presided over 100,000s more deaths. The establishment already brags about the generals ignoring Trump when he wanted them to pull out.
Remember that the Democrats wanted Trump over Sanders. Biden is 1000% worse tho. He’s even responsible for much of the mass incarceration of colored and poor people
@@captainfantastic7643100,000s? Are you like counting covid or something cuz there hasn't been 100,000 deaths in any armed conflict (of the past few years) even if you add them all up.
@@ultravioletiris6241Sen. Bernie Sanders who rejected the call for a ceasefire? That Sanders?
a lot of people’s understanding of history goes all the way back to 2020 then suddenly stops.
This is all about land sacralization and religion. It undergirds everything and every decision.
That's the tiniest part of this, it's about Israel being a wedge of US imperialism in the Middle East, which is absolutely vital to the US because of oil. Israel being there and on the US side means the US will always have a place to land ground troops, will always have a place to launch aircraft from. Saying its about religion is basically liberal brain rot.
@@akumakorgarReligion is certainly a major contributing factor in the ongoing maintenance of Uncle Sam's outpost in Palestine. Think of all the evangelical/fundamentalist hogs who support everything Israel does because they think they're helping Jesus bring about the apocalypse by doing so.
@@akumakorgarsaying that the religious aspect of it is liberal brain rot is itself anti American brain rot. Of course it's about oil and imperialism, but the religious aspect of it is how it's sold to the public, both in the US and in the Middle East, and is a huge part of the whole.
@@akumakorgarit’s also a factory for weaponry and surveillance technology testing. The west needs the apartheid regime as much as Israel.
Small brained take
Is this pod toast without the cashbomb guy?
Only in your dreams
absolutely.
You don’t need to pretend you don’t know Matt and his monikers
Am I toast without being gay?
@@BigHomieGayAss1917 - I toast your gayness good sir.
Wow, 30k views! The cheeky socialist thing is totally catching on. You guys should keep at this.
Why would Biden listen to any of you
He's obviously not going to listen to three weirdos on a podcast, but maybe he should listen to his millions of constituents who won't vote for him if he doesn't do something
That’s the point - sl0ppy j0e doesn’t listen to anyone, but the isreal lobby and the military industrial complex 0ligarchs.
Biden seems to have no problem funding genocide so I guess you have a point.
He won't. He serves billionaires.
Love how completely reductionist everyone here is. Foreign policy is just a simple binary set to most of the posters here. No complexity, no nuance. Just good vs evil or black vs white. Why do you even listen to the podcast?
It is interesting hearing the whole year and a half of their hypocrisy on Ukraine in this episode
The Israel government says it will stay in Gaza until it “denazifies” the population. I hope that makes you feel good!
I’m gay
I’m R2Gay2
If I was Gay and Jewish, I'd be called Judas.
Thank gods I'm only half if that.
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can't stand these guys cringe contrarianism over Ukraine. Vaush has a good clip where he talks about how a lot of leftists decide which side of a conflict they are on based entirely on being on the opposite side of America, regardless of how justified that is.
I too enjoy taking my political advice from a goblin enthusiast
Great video ruined by bad faith Ukraine stance.
Bad faith is thinking that Ukrainians will keep throwing themselves at Russian munitions to retake the same 6 inches of land they just lost. This isn't like Vietnam where the glorious armies of Uncle Ho rebuilt after every US bombing to prevent US colonization. Ukraine and Russia are basically California and Oregon.
either you didnt really think it out or youre operating in bad faith, if Ukrainians are willingly sacrificing themselves for a legitimate cause i dont see how we would stop them.@@slickstufneatstuf
What’s the good faith take? Zelensky has always been corrupt as hell, hiding money offshore, supporting Azov. If a ceasefire happens there guess who’s going to end up with the excess cash and weapons they’ve been sent? Azov and now you’ve armed neo-nazis in a country trying to recover
Cry about it NAFO bot
@@user-hy8uo5ig9oDo you need the concept of a draft explained to you? Do you not understand what "conscription" means? Or are you just entirely ignorant of the situation you're blindly arguing for?
All the Ukrainian men that received conscription papers informing them that they are required by law to report to the recruitment office might not have phrased their circumstances as "willingly sacrificing themselves". But I suppose it's probably a lot easier for you to cheer for the people sending them to die for the cause if you lie to yourself and say they're all volunteers.
deals with Russia? What are you babbling about?
you guys are so out of touch on Ukraine.
Cry NAFO bot
@@just_a_turtle_chaddo you comment the same thing on every comment you don't like? I pity your existence.
@@LovelyGreyCat-fr3qd what's there to say? almost every one of these d u m b a s s commenters is yelling at chapo for being "wrong" on Ukraine, despite the fact that it doesn't f u c k i n g matter how "correct" of a position they have. Facts are facts. Russia has told the US for years to stop encroaching on their borders via NATO. Read about it in the 2008 state department cable where the current CIA chief says, "further integration of Ukraine into NATO may lead to a civil war in the country, in which Russia may feel the need to intervene". the only people who deny the US provocation of Russia are these d i p s h i t nafo c u n t s
I don't know why it always amazes me when you guys take any chance you can to demand Ukraine give up and surrender land to Russia. How does "US ally bad, former USSR good" still completely control your thinking. If China ever does invade Taiwan it will be amazing to hear the rationalizations. Sigh.
There are parts on the edge of Ukraine that are predominantly Russian, it's not a USA bad sort of thing... it's more a matter of hopeful practicality but it won't happen with how hawkish the USA/NATO is with making Ukraine a pro western buffer
Taiwan is part of China. Has been ever since there was a Taiwan or a China. Why do you think the USA owns the world?
Firstly the majority of eastern Ukraine identifies as Russian and the only reason Ukraine doesn't give it up is because it weakens western hegemony. Secondly the KMT already lost the civil war in 1949 and ran away to Taiwan to avoid admitting it. To deny that is denying reality and the inevitability that Taiwan reunites with China.
Taiwan's existence apart from China is deliberately propped up by the US to pry away any means for China to legally gain access to the Pacific (that can't be blocked by any navy).
The fact that you see no parallels between what the US is doing now and Britain's deliberate partition of India to keep it as weak as possible shocks me.
Both engage in colonial actions, and while China absorbing a (now quasi-separate) people isn't great, there's no indication they want to go any further.
Whereas the US has had perfect geography for over 100 years and still messes with countries halfway across the world.
Take it as the lesser of two evils.
The zog mafia is gonna need to try harder to keep us compliant.
not even a tiny bit anti-jew
@@gking407 lol, just sayin bro.
@@gking407 who controls Israel?
America
too far bro
You guys are so unbelievably biased on this issue its insane. Not and Israel apologist here at all, but I don't think ill be listening to any more of your shows until this conflict is over, cause its legit just propaganda at this point regarding this conflict. Might as well just listen to Ben Shapiro or something. Felix sounds like a delusional fool, really out of his depth here. Obviously Israel should be condemned for what they are doing, but refusing to apply ANY objectivity at all or criticize stupid shit like ripping posters of kidnapped civilians down (oh no!! They arent allowed to do propaganda, only us!!), give me a break.
Aside from the posters what specifically do you think they have been biased egregiously on?
What is missing posters going to help in the us
I don’t disagree with your assessment here but WTF? Did you really think their position would be different? I’ll put it to you this way. If Palestinian Americans had the EXACT same power in America as Jewish Americans and Jewish Americans had the same power as Palestinian Americans “none” you would see the entire government and their bureaucratic managerial staff groveling in the opposite direction and that includes Chapo Trap House and the “progressive” influencer sphere. This is nothing new. They’re all just sycophants in the King’s Court in Mid Evil Europe and you can trust and believe they will never point out that The King has no clothes on. 🙇♂️🙇🏼🙇🏽♀️
My man talking about posters that are put up to be ripped down and filmed while doing so when over ten thousand people have been killed by the IOF and settlers.
Cry some more.
Y'all need to realize that Israel will exist and the people that live there won't just leave. People calling them settlers are justifying violence against civilians.
Y'all need to stop pretending that the settlers are there legally and that Israel isn't committing genocide.
River to the sea🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
We’re talking about people who are literally settlers. If you think that is a justification for violence, that says more about you than it does the people using the term
If you’ve got a better term for some fat guy from Brooklyn moving over there and living in a stolen house I’d love to hear it.
@just_a_turtle_chud