Enter the Battle Box feat. Kath Krueger & Mina Parkison | Chapo Trap House
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Episode 850 - Enter the Battle Box feat. Kath Krueger & Mina Parkison (7/15/24)
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I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY SHOT AT ME! Kath joins us today to review a somewhat eventful week, from Trump’s shooting and the various reactions to it, to more extremely statesmanlike appearances from Joe Biden, to ol’ JD from the holler makin’ it all the way to vice presidential nominee, we’ve got a lot to go over. PLUS, we’re joined for a bonus interview by Middle Tennessee DSA’s Mina Parkinson to hear about their project abolishing medical debt through QUILT, as well as the right-wing Daily Wire led assault on sexual education and books in general in the Volunteer State.
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"Shinji, get in the Battle-Fella"
This is the best comment
Whenever matt is not around, people should say where's matt?
He had to go. His planet needed him
Who
I must be too old to get why that’s not simply a meaningless, slightly annoying plan.
Where is Matt?
@@dirrdevilHad a stroke about a year ago and has some aphasia and is recovering
The political assassination community has fallen off 😓😓😓
The DC Sniper changed the game. Also Tetsuya Yamagami
Congrats to Will 🎉🎉🎉
Not only did he get quoted in the first line of They Like Us, but he got nominated as Trump's VP.
God imagine Matt being able to commentate this
Tetsuya Yamagami was able to do it with a gun he built in a cave with a box of scrap!!!
shinz0 abe got POTAT0ED 🥔
He literally did a Tony Stark and they locked him up.
“I’m sorry sir. I’m not Tetsuya Yamagami.”
Where i come from, we settle our differences with beetle borgs
Big Bad Beetle Borgs vs the Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000. 😂
@@ZERO_O7X where has this been most of my life?!
@@Erasmustherobot We sure had some weird tv and movies in the 90s that's for sure.
Can’t wait to hear from you again, Matt. Doesn’t feel right without you there.
Former Trump linjured. but in America, we settle our difference at the battle bots
Hello Mr Chapo can Matt come out to play?
Forget the cowbell, I need more Cushvlog.
sorry joey matthew has a lot of chores and homework he needs to finish before hes allowed out of his isolation chamber
47:38
HE'S BACK
Brother Rod is back
In Rod We Trust!
JD Vance will bring out the good terminators to stop the bad terminators.
Certified Rubicon Moment™
JD Vance would've 1000% been an Obama guy in 2008. Something about his "pulled himself up" sob story reflects Obama's so well.
Also, the idea that people are just gonna forget the shooting in a week and it'll have no effect is insane lol
I thank Jesus daily for Chapo making me aware of crazy Rod Draher.
Rod is like that Cybersmith character on Twitter.
Dumbest child you've ever encountered with some extremely malformed and off-putting opinions but there's still something endearing about them.
"His name is Rod, and we don't know what's happening with him because he's really crazy..."
audio dies at 27:00 and comes back at about 27:30
Bernie’s op ed broke my damn heart.
*Melenchon*
Americans: Mowlon Shan
27:01
Redacted Force Majeure (2014) reference
Matt's tweet of Trump heaven was nice too see
Many many french fries
You will shit post eternal, greasy and unbanned
do you think the 3 name assassin thing is on purpose to make same name confusions less likely? think of how much it sucks for the other jeffrey epstein
No I'm talking about Jeffrey Epstein, the New York financier
@@akumakorgar 3 names = assassin
2 names = normie
1 name = gay icon
@@lamer6767 If you count initials for names Trump gets a triple on this.
Yeah that’s always been my theory
I always knew we needed to keep an eye on Joseph Gordon Levitt.
You guys need to do a year in review when Matt comes back. Just let him spit about everything.
Where I come from we settle our differences with Battle Bots
@@skiptoacceptancemdarlin thank you for repeating the jokes we all just heard! have a thumb for expending yourself 👍🏽
Trump made a huge mistake with JD...how much u wanna bet JD reads the 25th amendment with a box of tissues and a bottle of lubirderm?
Honestly I bet so do Trumps donors and every Republican beltway psycho.
Trump dies of old age and they get a conservative Buttigieg who knows what the game is all about.
If you youtube "battlebox" the engine overwhelms you with pro-biden stuff.
I just showed me some knife fetishist.
and i thought, 'it can't get worse than this'....and then he said "battle bots"
Felix has sounded kinda low energy lately, like he hasn't been getting his vyvanse enemas. these events clearly have reawakened him and he's fully back
7:15 Butler PA used to hosts tons of large, regional-sized Yu-Gi-Oh! tournaments so this has to be dead on, or just a hair off.
“Leave-In Worth” lol
This episode is amazing in that Christman manages to be the funniest contributor without being on it.
There's a rule in porn where you shouldn't remind the audience of a better artist.
One of the stronger eps in a while! Tragedy has benefits
I appreciate y’all touching on the toxic one sided relationship between democrats and black voters
time for the Juggalos to make their move
Prepare the battle box!
I could imagine playing the wheels on the bus for trump in memorium
Ugh would have been perfect to get the Big M back for this
Ears of the Rubicon
Please come back to us, Matthew.
So we can be young men together again.
12:00 for Biden quote.
rob out here trying to write finnegans wake
Google Podcasts has been discontinued forcing me to get my slop from either YT or YT Music because I'm sure as hell not installing yet another app for this one specific use case. And like a kick to my gut as I'm already lying on the ground I now find out that Chris is doing revisionism by cutting out the intro which is arguably the best part of the show. Sad!
I listen on the player FM website
Good interview at the end- awesome action
Crooks shot from 130 yards, under pressure, WITHOUT a scope. Why’d he make that choice? Or is he just a fuck-up…
That isn't far at all, even using iron sights (although I had heard he did have some sort of optic in addition to it being an easy shot). Not a gun nerd but marksmen practice from hundreds of meters with just iron sights, he choked big time. His target also has the silhouette of a bear lol
Kinda disappointed that the internet isn't entertaining the idea that the kid just hated the guy in the audience.
Lots of people just assuming he was aiming for Trump. When it comes to chuds you can't assume anything.
@@berdyderg900 Well, obviously
too far for him, yes? I’m sorry, has the use of a scope become some old-fogie crutch that Gen Alpha kids find offensive? Don’t tell me that 130 yards scopeless is some easy shot. So I ask again: WHY DID HE DO THAT WHEN HE WAS DOOMED TO FAIL? He’s a bigger patsy than Oswald. Who used a scope at closer range.
Did Biden just quit?
Dont give me hope
The $15 donation to ActBlue was given by a 69 year old Democrat from Pittsburgh who happens to have the same name.
Even if it were the same guy, the fact it was in inauguration day makes it read like he lost a bet and that was the payment
Is there a source on that which shows the different middle name/age/address? I've seen the claim, but I can't find the underlying data.
@@feydrautha012I’m 99% sure it’s just cope. I’ve seen this claim, and no one has a link and I can’t find any evidence for it.
glad to hear chapos resident black woman white man felix biederman is getting long deserved recognition from the white man podcasting community
Matt mention🎉🎉
29:36 onward is so fucking funny dude
Chapo has added a new art form, 'white boy spoken word jazz'.
Girls can play this game. Admire this riff with Kath
15:38-16:48
5:02 Oof, that "Biden's best week ever" after the news of him getting Covid just hits different.
SERIOUSLY DID HE BREAK A MIRROR OR SOMETHING BACK IN MAY HOLY FUCK
Shoutout to Mina, I've worked with her in the past and she's fucking great. Nashville represent!
I love you guys but are you aware that Slovenia wasn‘t part of the USSR but of Yugoslavia?
If we're going there I'd also like to point out that, if anything, classical 19th century Russian literature was probably published and definitely read the most during the Socialist period, especially after the printing industry popped off post-war
This sort of thing is where you miss Matt. I know we all half-jokingly say "where's Matt", but this is exactly the sort of thing he wouldn't miss.
Felix not knowing anything about eastern europe is kind of an established "bit"
sure but have you heard how cringe those european nobles were, in the 100 year war? unreal bro!
Giggity
did it go quiet for anyone else at 27:00?
I thought maybe my headphones messed up
it's a music clip that was muted for the yt upload so it doesn't get copyright claimed. the rss feed has the original audio
@@wmdtone - Ah. Finally the mystery is solved. Seems a bit shoddy not to edit out those silences but I guess the Chapo crew don't care for TH-cam that much.
33:16 What are guys talking about. As long as he tried his best that all that matters. 😁
Thw goodest he knows he can do.
one of our finest, tried to kill one of our worst... the villain survived, wile the hero is no more...
Come on don't do my man Simo like that :[
I am desperately trying to find where the Pod Jons ripped off jokes from Chapo but can’t, plz help.
Catherine we all wish we could find a woman like you
Do we?
Do we all want to find trans-passing women with severe-looking hatchet faces?
I don't.
@@lanceblankenship9995100+ comments on this channel, yet not one word of substance. How do you sleep in your car at night?
@@lanceblankenship9995 - Look man, nobody asked you to expose your psychosis like this.
You could have just kept the insane levels of transvestigator rot creeping through your brain a private matter and said something normal like 'Sorry but I don't find her attractive, simp'.
You could have done that and not be on a watchlist.
The show is basically just a couple of increasingly clinically depressed sadsacks without Matt. I doubt he'll be back if he's still having complications but I wish him the best in his ongoing recovery.
I’ve always found Félix to be more of a joker than Matt. Matt is more serious.
@@MJW238 Matt is the guy with the actual historical knowledge and was kind of what was needed to complete the chemistry of the whole thing. Again it's clear that the Matt that existed before the stroke is 100% completely undamaged, but sadly his ability to communicate is badly damaged. It sucks really fucking bad but he can still post a banger when he needs to, and he gets to hang out with his family. If anyone deserved a rest it was him, just wish the circumstances were better.
TN is just truly a wretched place
What does Felix say at 23:08 that everyone laughs at?
I think "Is L'Trump choking?" (i.e. losing the election)
The "L' " actually modifies "Trump choking", btw. classic American slang
Something not that funny?
@@ChannelMath I think he said LeTrump
He called him LeTrump and asked if he was choking. It's a sports radio talk reference (LeBron and teams choking/losing in the finals)
@@brandfbr Thanks!
Eps with Katherine on are always great, Will is a lucky guy.
less fake? more gay? it remains unclear.
9:41 while listening to eminem relapse
Meh, this is pretty shallow analysis. Although i only made it halfway through. Miss main man Matt.
"Erm, where is my political analysis" 🤓
Great episode
Poor ukrainians
F my A
How is Tolstoy considered a reactionary?
He was a cringe Christian anarchist:(
Christianity among other things
“Leo Tolstoy managed to put in his works so many great questions, he managed to rise to such an artistic power that his productions took one of the first places in the world of fiction.” - Lenin
@@ChickenSkin_Champion You'd prefer pro-Tsar Slavophile Dostoevsky?
@@user-ig4dl4iv1j shes from Yugoslavia tho they didn't really fuck with Lenin like that unfortunately
6:02 - why are they talking shit about Stavvy?
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I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY SHOT AT ME! Kath joins us today to review a somewhat eventful week, from Trump’s shooting and the various reactions to it, to more extremely statesmanlike appearances from Joe Biden, to ol’ JD from the holler makin’ it all the way to vice presidential nominee, we’ve got a lot to go over. PLUS, we’re joined for a bonus interview by Middle Tennessee DSA’s Mina Parkinson to hear about their project abolishing medical debt through QUILT, as well as the right-wing Daily Wire led assault on sexual education and books in general in the Volunteer State.
AND: Live show at the DNC with True Anon. Park West Chicago, August 21st. Tickets on sale TODAY, JULY 16th, at 10am CST. This link should go live then, get your tickets asap!
This is just an hour and a half long smugpost without matt
Isn't everything?
I love it
Matt was insufferably tedious, not missing him at all.
@@rodrigoroa6753 lol
35:18
Second
No talk of the "gender-diverse secret service agents" ?
It seems like every pig is incompetent, idk why people are forcing this. Trump hand picked that fail security detail, those are literally 'his guys'
@@berdyderg900 what there was one woman among like 30 white guys? Is every white guy free and clear of being held responsible as long as there is either a woman or a black guy within a 100 yard radius?
@@trappedinamerica7740 did you interpret my comment to mean the exact opposite of what it said?
Let's hear you talk about it.
I'm new to this podcast but y'all laugh a lot and extremely loudly to jokes that mostly aren't that funny.
That’s the joke!
Okay well it was good having you, I'm sure you won't spitefully listen further and subject us to your dumb opinions lol
You can just not listen. That's an option. Just don't participate. Don't complain to us just because you're too stupid to click off of a video you don't like.
@@berdyderg900 It's not out of spite. I like other episodes I've heard so far. This one just had a lot of mid jokes, at best, followed by like over the top guffawing and idk why. Did you sincerely find yourself laughing as much as the hosts were? Am I just missing like a whole series of extremely funny inside jokes or something?
@@kazumahazeuzumakiI did turn it off halfway through when I realized there wasn't any analysis or insight after the forced laughing got to me. I remember hearing great things about this show a while back so you'd think maybe they could take the critiques and work out a better formula or something. I'm far from the only one providing this critique in the comments.
Been a loyal chapo fan for yrs.
Without matt its just smarmy critiques.
Matt always laid the context.
Ive turned off the last few shows i watched because they sucked.
No one gives a shit dud just don't watch them then
I don't think it's unlistenable, but I do miss Matt dearly. I like Felix and Will, but I would rather they be the ones who got sick instead.
This is literally their job and yet they still couldn't be bothered to print out or look up the stuff they were just half remembering.
@@blackdog9698919 so you think it's barely listenable? Yeah I agree
This could've been a haiku
this sucked. and making fun of the kid how he looks. he was bullied and tried to do something good for the world. chapo has millions from patreon and dont do anything for anyone. idk man this ep felt forced and weird. just calling the kid and ugly loser. all these shooters who r cowards and target crowds and innocent people or worse kids. idk man chapo aint the same and this ep was a huge L. i miss chapo and i dont like how they talked about this event
A lot of Chapo going back to the start makes more sense when you realize they're nerds acting out bully fantasies. I really noticed this when, on my like seventh listen of the eight hour Rod Dreher compilation (I'm normal btw), I realized he was a Woke Lolcow. Not as in 'someone who conservatives feel they can mock and it's kind of just gross as basically all right-wing shit is', but like. He's a nerd you can bully, *but* it's also okay because *he's* a reactionary psycho, and Rod certainly is that. The perfect balance.
Jeopardizing democracy and instigating a civil war + kil*ling innocent people because of a manufactured political narrative; makes you the epitome of an ugly loser.
he shouldn't have been an ugly loser if he didn't want people to talk about those facts. L
We are a nation of failsons, and the truth hurts
47:30 literally used the "crossed the river styx" cliche in the opening around 3:53 🤡
Hmmm I remember you liking the Presinald Trunt gaff, but now you're making fun of Biden for the former Trump seriously lingered? Hypocrite much?
Go outside
@@ChickenSkin_Champion if I went outside right now my skin would melt
@@hemingshark327 good
No matter which side you're on. This was sad and unacceptable.
Bot
i agree, hoping for better guests on the next episode.
😢😢😢
Dont you have some hasan clips to schizo post on
@@mmetz777 Kath is funny and the pod def needs less of Felix's mountain dew energy and more feminine energy.
1:17:26 nice non-irony-poisoned statement, well said 👍