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    Episode 714 - McNally Jackin’ (3/13/23)
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    Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
    We’ve got the Silicon Valley Bank collapse, saber rattling over a war against Mexican cartels, plus we meet a delightful new character out of the great state of Tennessee, wish a bittersweet farewell to an old friend, and FINALLY take those damn smoke detectors down a peg or two. All that and a side of meat salad in today’s ep.
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ความคิดเห็น • 196

  • @mattalgrand
    @mattalgrand ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This was one of their best more recent episodes. Every story hit.

  • @worldmighty5381
    @worldmighty5381 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Worse carnivore video I ever saw was a raw meat ASMR mukbang. I now understand why gluttony is a sin.

    • @ultravioletiris6241
      @ultravioletiris6241 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dear god I’ll never un-know that

    • @josephkolar3443
      @josephkolar3443 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s an aggro bro eating disorder.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shout out to China for outlawing that shit

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Forget modern ethics, they haven’t even progressed past Aristotle! Please just find moderation in SOMETHING!

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That guy is absolutely crawling with foot long parasites.

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Even though it’s sort of implied by the lack of comments saying otherwise -
    One of the best, in a while.

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Best episode of the year, a true popcorn classic

  • @stefanfilipovits21
    @stefanfilipovits21 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Goodnight Rod. Goodnight sweet Prince. May flights of baby-oiled Magyars sing thee to thy rest.

    • @tomjoad8272
      @tomjoad8272 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't believe I had forgotten about the "primitive root weiner" piece. But, when you're writing so many bangers, it's hard to keep track.

  • @karlhungus2335
    @karlhungus2335 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    a new chapo episode can turn a cloudy day into rainbows and sunshine 💖💖💖

  • @dickbrain42069
    @dickbrain42069 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You know you guys were losing me for a while but finally taking sides on the issue of fire safety has won me over

  • @theroyalcrane
    @theroyalcrane ปีที่แล้ว +18

    If Baron Harkonnen were southern... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @Arnellius_Martinius
    @Arnellius_Martinius ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I sincerely would love to see Rod in the Trap House in person to defend his views and explain himself. It would easily be one of if not the greatest Chapo Trap House episode ever.

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of the Greatest podcast episodes of all time

    • @feydrautha012
      @feydrautha012 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get Rod and John Kass in there to debate the Chapos, with the Baseball Crank moderating it.

    • @DeadBoneJones
      @DeadBoneJones ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@feydrautha012 I actually don’t want to hear what John Kass thinks

    • @ThatsWhatUCallClass
      @ThatsWhatUCallClass ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@DeadBoneJonesyeah he's just a very boring and depressed racist man. I don't think he would make the greatest interview.

  • @bobbie3713
    @bobbie3713 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Will fucking loves that one scene from Its a Wonderful Life, this is like the 4th time he references it, and you know what? im here for it

    • @jonathannathan1754
      @jonathannathan1754 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s in YOUR app, Shittr, the app that collects data from your shit!

  • @banjojohn1489
    @banjojohn1489 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Theres only one way you can truly ease your collective conscience, if you want to do right by Rod, guys.. 😆 You know it, your fans know it. Rod on the Pod! Rod on the Pod!

  • @johnrangel2226
    @johnrangel2226 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Greetings from Mexico. Everybody down here knows what Lithium Lindsey Graham really wants.

    • @kevingriener7441
      @kevingriener7441 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone everywhere knows what Lindsey Graham really wants. He's not very good at hiding it.

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lindsey Graham only wants one thing and it’s disgusting

  • @thats4thebirds
    @thats4thebirds ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The chapo bois 🤝 Megan mcardle
    Wishing for less fire safety in apartments.

  • @hustler3of4culture3
    @hustler3of4culture3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If baron harkonen were southern! 😂😂😂👍

  • @bagser1
    @bagser1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Never said this before because it's a stupid meme but for the love of God Rod Dreher go on Chapo

  • @flare6255
    @flare6255 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Please put Rod on Chapo. Send him an invitation. I want to hear him.

  • @joestendel1111
    @joestendel1111 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is almost as sad as the day the Chicago Tribune let go of John Kass

  • @macnsteez3938
    @macnsteez3938 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Glad they brought up the dark professor JP. His twitter has been WILD recently, enraged hornyposting of the highest order
    Also just incoherent, like his fingers are trembling uncontrollably as he types

    • @macnsteez3938
      @macnsteez3938 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      J-SON PETERSON LMAOOOO

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've been putting mercury in his food everytime he comes into the restaurant I serve at.

  • @totonow6955
    @totonow6955 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Lindsay impression blended seamlessly with the actual Lindsay.

  • @stilgar2007
    @stilgar2007 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Firefighters get sooo excited when there is an actual fire, and the call isn't a heart attack, car accident or crazy person.

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler ปีที่แล้ว

      They’re like excitable dogs.

  • @hpalpha7323
    @hpalpha7323 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:35 cracking open a cold one with THE BOYS

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the cannibal sandwiches are based on german Mett (of course they are Wisconsin is basically Germany), but those arent made from regular ground beef and have to be made fresh daily. Never liked them but its still pretty popular.

    • @samzeng159
      @samzeng159 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The midwest is basically the Holy Roman Empire

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samzeng159 hahahah

  • @bucketiii7581
    @bucketiii7581 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We see corporate returns now that are roughly equal to where they were in the late 60s, and that was mostly manufacturing profits. But manufacturing was only so profitable because WW2 had destroyed essentially all the world's industrial productive capacity outside of the US. So basically, if we want to ever see profit rates like this from a manufacturing base, we'd need another world war. That's a scary thought, because there are certainly people with the motive and capacity to start one.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope. China is too big and connected to be susceptible to that tactic.. Well coordinated encirclement is really all the US has, and that is a grim prospect for the US long term..

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Btw: most US manufacturing concerns either market or produce output in China..

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lets do it. I’m bored. My life is shit. I just want to be torn apart by a pack of Boston Dynamics robot dogs while firing my laser rifle.

  • @goodluckjohnathan5157
    @goodluckjohnathan5157 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Since chapo got Tom Myers on, it’s only fitting rod goes on the Adam friedland show

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My man is looking purple af

  • @conker690
    @conker690 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Holy shit I was thinking about the root Weiner line the other day.

  • @mattgilbert7347
    @mattgilbert7347 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I keep my money inside reptiles

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    These carnivore people ignoring humanities creation invention of fire. While they're at it can they ignore the wheel so we can become less car dependent

  • @SamanthaCZimmerman
    @SamanthaCZimmerman ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i grew up in green bay and we called cannibal sandwiches "shit on a shingle". i only ever heard parents reminiscing about them, never knew anyone who still ate it lol

  • @coolsteralpha
    @coolsteralpha ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Randy McNally is the least bad Southern Republiican politician. Bless his heart.

  • @braidena1633
    @braidena1633 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Reserve requirement ratio has been 0.0 since March 2020, so I guarantee there's gonna be more and bigger bank collapses. Ya think banks are maintaining 10% if they don't have to?

  • @ScabiousGarde
    @ScabiousGarde ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think Chapo has the opportunity to have a renaissance if things keep happening, good episodes require good stories, and fortunately everything seems to be falling apart despite everybody's attempts to apply duct tape to this sinking ship

    • @HieronymusofArcadia
      @HieronymusofArcadia ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if things keep happening? so literally no matter what? Chapo doesn't need a renaissance

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Guys, you gotta buy your property. Wife and I bought our new construction house three years ago and our detectors haven't gone off once. That's the glory of ownership. The one positive. The smoke detectors aren't for real.

  • @burningsky23
    @burningsky23 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I used to do onsite testing at fire depts all across the US. I can say the finest tp I have ever used was at firehouses. No expense spared.

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If the next episode isn't an intervention for Felix, I'm no longer going to think about considering possibly subbing with the lowest amount possible on pateron.

    • @alistercaddy1208
      @alistercaddy1208 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thinking about subbing with the lowest amount on Patreon is the highest form of flattery.

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Comedy has historically shown us that Jews can be prone to physical comedy bits like slipping on a banana peel or, like Felix, dropping a large novelty piano on your foot. People saying this isn’t true are doing antisemitism and I won’t stand for it anymore

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Felix forgetting whether the name is "Hawley" or "Hallway" at 56:37.

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of when I started intentionally confusing Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton with each other as a bit and after a while I genuinely couldn’t remember who the fuck was the one from True Lies anymore

  • @hoboroadie
    @hoboroadie ปีที่แล้ว +14

    C01 Detector. Dioxide is toxic but stable. Monoxide is Oxygen-hungry and pretty highly detrimental. Keep your chimneys clean.

  • @ohbluescouser6267
    @ohbluescouser6267 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Shai-hulud sized tapeworm....that'll put you off both Dune and steak tartare. Best not to use that box of steak-ums for homemade tartare

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get to eat all the delicious raw meat you want and stay skinny. What’s the downside?

    • @theroyalcrane
      @theroyalcrane ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Gum_Cuzzlerparasites aggressively tickling your intestines both large and small.

  • @Whitedennisrodman
    @Whitedennisrodman ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sounds like Matt just has a filthy oven.

  • @ItsOgre
    @ItsOgre ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m pretty sure I saw a tweet weeks ago at Mahkaela where the model/dominatrix at the man milking hospital looked like Mahkaela and it was “Dr Peterman is back in the hospital again 😢. Pray for him.” Proper use of Twitter.

  • @raven_g6667
    @raven_g6667 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh, hey guys 👋🏾

  • @jeffblackman6960
    @jeffblackman6960 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    astoundingly "If Books Could Kill" just taught me last week that around the time of Clash of Civilizations there was an alternate theory that drug cartels were going to be the major opponent to liberal democracy.

  • @Radjhitoocool
    @Radjhitoocool ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jane Fonda being a real one is so refreshing. My new fetish is radical leftism on daytime television

  • @anmolt3840051
    @anmolt3840051 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I had no idea Jane Fonda was based
    Speaking of Lithium, we found Lithium in Kashmir too

  • @DiarrheaBubbles
    @DiarrheaBubbles ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm gay

    • @metrodonkey8093
      @metrodonkey8093 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      big fan of the gays

    • @weejockpoopongmcplop
      @weejockpoopongmcplop ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥

    • @imeowmeowkat
      @imeowmeowkat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We're all gay

    • @DeadBoneJones
      @DeadBoneJones ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong gym. Cumtown is down the street.

    • @DiarrheaBubbles
      @DiarrheaBubbles ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeadBoneJones A gay never comments in the wrong gym. He comments precisely where he means to.

  • @Some_Average_Joe
    @Some_Average_Joe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This fire safety talk reminds me of my old job at a university theater. Had the fire alarm go off during a concert by the university president's old high school buddy's band. One of the band members starting giving a monologue speech about how great the concert was while the alarms were going off and people were supposed to be evacuating. Then the campus safety officer couldn't figure out what was causing the alarm to go off so he just turned it off and let everyone back in and the concert continued.

  • @GregorySnipe
    @GregorySnipe ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Felix sounds like he's on Valium.

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Vocal fry def has an uncanny resemblance to benzo use

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jackin' off!

    • @nickblinko5677
      @nickblinko5677 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment has the option to translate to English.

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Translated has trans in it

    • @nickblinko5677
      @nickblinko5677 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@twistedoperator4422 Big if true

    • @ndf3
      @ndf3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bustin makes me feel good

  • @richarcher499
    @richarcher499 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Six figures a year for that shit. Amazing.

  • @Hodapp
    @Hodapp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In regards to steak when you said well I was very worried. You saved it!

  • @AwesomeJerkface
    @AwesomeJerkface ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alcoholism + chronic dehydration = our red rep.

  • @AwesomeJerkface
    @AwesomeJerkface 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It’s kind of cool that taking bumps was a part of being a woman in the 1800s

  • @paulburns7251
    @paulburns7251 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    RIP Rod ❤️

  • @dallascows58
    @dallascows58 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fantastic Lindsey Graham impression will

  • @spacedandy7555
    @spacedandy7555 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “South Bronx Paradise baby!”
    Carl Brutananadilewski

  • @imeowmeowkat
    @imeowmeowkat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    RIP to Rod. Good night sweet prince

  • @uruzrune7216
    @uruzrune7216 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Poor Will trying to get a word in edgewise and Matt won't let him 🤣

    • @Jpg700
      @Jpg700 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let Matt cook!

    • @ultravioletiris6241
      @ultravioletiris6241 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If Will wanted to speak over him , he would. Will brought Matt on the show in the first place exactly because he fires off like that

  • @timothycaron2087
    @timothycaron2087 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Mark Knopfler fan, I loved that shoutout.

  • @otmanh
    @otmanh ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don't forget, Pieter Thiel put all this in motion. I'm sure he didn't have anything nefarious planned for the future of the American finance.

  • @thedumbdog1964
    @thedumbdog1964 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Leave this hero alone

  • @ambrose5125
    @ambrose5125 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yo, Christman, Jay K from Wausau, WI here. Cannibal sandwich, we call it wildcat, still a thing in northern Wisconsin. Totally comfortable going to any grocery store in Wausau and getting ground sirloin that I’ll mow raw with some onion and pepper. That’s a lie, I’ve only gotten wildcat from Townline Market and Zillman’s butcher in the last 20yrs, but wildcat’s still alright man.

  • @Wilbo23
    @Wilbo23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dry boys at it again!

  • @twistedoperator4422
    @twistedoperator4422 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Being an alcoholic is better than this (life)

  • @jboudon11
    @jboudon11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    literal ass sloppy steaks 💦🥩

  • @funguswungus2918
    @funguswungus2918 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was SO HAPPY when Felix brought up the """""""""""""based""""""""""""" raw meat dieters

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Firefighting Chapo episode please three stooges style

  • @benedictmoody5514
    @benedictmoody5514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also if someone gets steak tartare no one is pretending it is something my neanderthal ancestor ate

  • @shanecadden7914
    @shanecadden7914 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Klute, China Syndrome, They Shoot Horses Don't They, Jane Fonda is easily one of the greats

  • @conker690
    @conker690 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t believe Prometheus feminised the western man like that. Prometheus? More like Silversteineus.

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Randy Bobandy

  • @romanmanner
    @romanmanner ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lindsay Graham has jsut watched a lot of Sicario.

  • @jamescoll130
    @jamescoll130 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did I miss the badmouthing of A24? Or do they have a deal with that company and are dialing it back now?

    • @nicolev2028
      @nicolev2028 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A24 won at Oscars that’s probably why

  • @woestijnjongen
    @woestijnjongen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    33:00

  • @Branes-vx4fo
    @Branes-vx4fo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that's the way you do it. money for nothing. chicks for free

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Felix’s laugh huhuhuhu

  • @akshatjain2775
    @akshatjain2775 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I found the sink steak video th-cam.com/video/RGeHXM3yxU8/w-d-xo.html

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    D'oh

    • @cravinghibiscus7901
      @cravinghibiscus7901 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't think, just smile

    • @ItsOgre
      @ItsOgre ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s not even worth pointing out that pretty much all of these people tweeting to bail out depositors were posting about how forgiving 10k in student loans was almost single handily causing all the inflation. It’s their phoney baloney critique about how you’re gifting Madison Avenue lawyers and tech CEO’s but actually real this time.

  • @CrystalFlames
    @CrystalFlames ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bruh firefighters see horrifying things and get PTSD

    • @oliethemagicbum
      @oliethemagicbum ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fire bad!

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Firefighters are everything cops should be
      - only come when called
      - show up, solve the problem, and leave
      - aren’t narcs
      - never shoot anyone
      - never argue they are oppressed

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sometimes they can't get coffee flavored coffee.

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@52flyingbicycles - are hot (or at least that's what American sitcoms told me)

    • @RIP_Greedo
      @RIP_Greedo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@52flyingbicycles This is crucial. Firefighters and police come from the same pools of applicants and their unions have the same kind of capture over municipal politics, yet nobody hates or is even distrustful of firefighters because there's nothing in their job that gives them power to boss you around or threaten to kill you.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 ปีที่แล้ว

    What drink was Felix crackin?

  • @GrimReader
    @GrimReader ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A certain show was talking about the pointlessness of the war on drugs and showing how poverty is really the result of liberal capitalism Felix but I think you dismissed it because the creator was a bit cringe.

  • @Sadiq01
    @Sadiq01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is felix alright? His speech sounds a bit slurred than usual

    • @FilmKiln
      @FilmKiln ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he sounded back to normal in this ep tbh

    • @hyperionman420
      @hyperionman420 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes, shush the fuck up he's back. Everyone's back. It's over an hour. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay .

    • @FunkMcLovin
      @FunkMcLovin ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has chronic melting disease from vaping so much

    • @imeowmeowkat
      @imeowmeowkat ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@hyperionman420we're all gay down here

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s because he’s got the saliva output of a Cane Corso

  • @gg2fan
    @gg2fan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Will seriously needs to train himself out of saying 'like' every 2 words

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like seriously.

  • @coltonblack6850
    @coltonblack6850 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Gay

  • @whentheleveebreaks4732
    @whentheleveebreaks4732 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chairman Xi is love.

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God, Felix is so unfunny

    • @philesq9595
      @philesq9595 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sorry, I'm not gay.

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@philesq9595 Nobody is gay listening to Felix's jokes