The Donkey Kong wiimote sound effect didn't tell me to endanger my health and the health of others by going to see it in a crowded theater in the summer of 2020
Yes. I would prefer to listen to the growl for 90 minutes (on repeat, wondering how the stretched noise sounds) than to watch some of the G/H Tier Items...
Schaffrillas will never run out of extremely specific ranking videos that you still probably will click on like ranking every fish tank shown in an animated movie or something
Not gonna lie, I actually forgot like the whole plot till I stumbled upon it 2 years ago, on a wiki page whilst looking thru Cars characters. I loved it again, have watched it and scenes about twice, etc. Yes, people can have opinions, however I do actually have an explanation behind the (in quotes) 'spy incompetent/stupidity': One is in love, the other, in almost inconsolable grief. Both are hiding it. (I am delving into thought processes now, silly me.) Also the one in complete grief is a James Bond parody and has the voice of Roger Moore, done by a costar who Moore interacted with in a non-Bond movie. I actually LOVE this quirk, Cars 2 makes me pleased. But it turns off other people, mainly because of the overly bright-n-violent vibes. Also the PG rating doesn't fit it (it's perfectly fine; shoulda been PG13 imo). Relatable....however it's a lot better than Happy Feet (I HATE the OG Happy Feet). At least, for me, the Fall Out Boy reference in Acer and the entire James Bond parody in BOTH Mater and Finn McMissile is a lot better than watching a movie about singing penguins pulling stupidly aimless dance moves.
Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of-
Oh I missed that joke, thinking that Luigi being such a sub would never cause harm, even though the real world event was brought back to my mind earlier today.
I love that a Donkey Kong sound effect is better than entire movies. This might be my favorite list of yours. Occasionally, I would find myself disagreeing with an opinion of yours, then sitting back and thinking for a moment, about how this might just be the most ridiculous ranking list on the Internet at the moment. Truly, the most ambitious crossover.
Not only is this an awesome idea for a video, having no context for a lot of these lists makes it even better. I just never knew what was going to be ranked.
The only thing I knew for sure was gonna be on this list before it started was Kermit’s Swamp Years. When I saw the Sony Pictures logo at Number 1 I knew he was talking about Surf’s Up 2.
I was absolutely CERTAIN that Hop was going to be the last place of last places, and was waiting the whole video with bated breath for the extended rant. I genuinely could not think of what other film could be worse than Hop. But then Schaffrillas said, "[Hop] is indeed a movie. You cannot say this about the bottom spot on this list." And the unwanted memories came flooding back. I had completely blotted that final movie's name out of my brain.
i think hop should’ve been number 3, cause toads turnpike has no positive reaction that can be shown from my body when I played it, but hop when I watched it, I was laughing at parts cause it was so bad
@ yeah, kinda shouldn’t, but if you watched most of the rankings, you would kinda get a idea of what would be the obvious spots, like I knew which would be number 1
The running gag of the Brawl DK Wii remote noise through random clips throughout the video was one of my favorite things in a video I’ve seen this year
If anyone cares, the first "Disappointment" jingle is about 3 seconds long, the second-to-last one is 5 seconds long, and the final one is ELEVEN WHOLE SECONDS.
From what i can gather 56 - B tier 55-38 - C tier 37-24 - D tier 23-4 - F tier 3-2 - G tier 1 - H tier Edit: he says G tier starts at 3 but displays hunchback 2 in G tier later so im unsure on 4
maybe he meant that he realized the need for g tier when talking about toad's turnpike, at least that's how i interpreted it. but also he says hunchback 2 has redeeming qualities, which should place it outside of g tier so idk.
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.” - Schaffrilas productions, 2045
A poor, uninformed programmer created a replica of Schaffrillas on character ai. Porting data from all of Schaffrillas’ videos, the developed accidentally ported 1/[10^(10^100)] of his hate of Surfs Up: Wave Mania. This created AM.
Wait a minute… if he hates Surfs Up 2: Wave Mania more than he loves Into the Spider Verse, then Surfs Up 2: Wave Mania is actually a -3/10 for him than a 0/10, because at one point he said that Into the Spider Verse is a 12/10
Donkey Kong sound effect randomly reocurring the entire video was a phenomenal bit. I've never heard this sound in my life before but the way it sounds genuinely like a desparate throaty growl/ wounded scream is so hilarious. Possibly your best video, _ever._ Also nice, I'm glad to hear about the 'suggesting mature animated movies' thing you hinted in your next year's videos, absolutely great things that could be suggested there.
The Phineas and Ferb song at 30:20 was actually uploaded on TH-cam in full without the sounds over everything! The channel is called Charter School Girl and the song is titled “Our Song” for those interested. I guess that makes me one of the diehard Phineas and Ferb fans lol
i cannot believe that wreck it ralph 2 is so high up on this list, but then again its just my personal burning hatred that makes me want it to be higher
Wreck it ralph 2 has to be one of the worst sequels of all time, they turned ralph, a competent, strong and smart character into a massive dumbass and crybaby
Timestamps for all Donkey Kong Wiimote Bits: 11:55 - Smiling Friends 12:04 - Marley And Me 12:09 - Claussen's Bread Commercial 12:20 - Bongo Cat 12:32 - Rise of Skywalker 12:47 - Favorite part of Donkey Kong Wiimote Sound 14:36 - Sonic '06 18:25 - Terrifier 2 23:03 - The Simpsons 30:18 - Phineas & Ferb 35:56 - Nukie 41:42 - Mummy Vocal Scan Sound 1:12:22 - Star Vs The Forces of Evil Let me know if I missed any!
Timestamps(i had to redo this TWICE since i kept clicking off) 56: 3:46, Tale of Aang(Tales of Ba Sing Se) 55: 4:30, Bottle Rocket(Wes Anderson Movies) 54: 5:00, N64 Luigi Raceway(Mario Kart 7 Tracks) 53: 5:28, Peachette(Every Mario Kart Character) 52: 6:23, C3PO's role in the force awakens (Star wars movies by C3PO Usage) 51: 7:02, Tilt a Kart(Every Mario Kart DD Track, Battle Mode) 50: 7:21, Mr. President(Smiling Friends Episodes) 49: 8:07, Roadside Attraction(Gravity Falls Episodes) 48: 9:01, GBA Battle Course 1(MK7 Courses, Battle Mode) ) 47: 9:36, GBA Battle Course 1(Super Circuit Courses, Battle Mode) 46: 9:48, GBA Battle Course 3(MKWii Courses, battle mode) 45: 10:05, Persona 1 Intro(every persona 1 opening movie) 44: 10:38, The Rise of Skywalker Score(every star wars musical score) 43: 11:31, Donkey Kongs Wii Remote Sound (Every Crusty Wii Remote Sound in Brawl) 42: 12:50, Lunar Colony(MK8 Deluxe Battle Mode) 41: 13:20 Big Donut(MK64 battle mode) 40: 13:53, SNES Ghost Vallet(every mario kart song) 39: 14:42 Tenet, (nolan movies) 38: 15:42, The Water in a New Hope(water in star wars movies) 37: 16:45, GBA Shy Guy Beach (Mario kart wii) 36: 17:22, Palm Shore(MKDS Battle Mode) 35 17:38, Purple Coins By the Seaside(every star in mario galaxy) 34,18:30 R2D2's Role in the Force Awakens 33, 19:20 Mandalorian Season 3(tv shows schaff watched in 2023) 32: 20:50, Kenjis Social Link in Persona 3(persona 3 social links) 31: 21:13, Brave(Best picture winners) 30: 22:37 Ralph Breaks The Internet (disney 2010s movies) 29: 23:07 The Potluck Song(steven universe songs) 28: 26:52 Dry dry Desert(mariokart double dash) 27: 27:29, GBA Sunset Wilds(mk8 deluxe) 26: 28:21 The Rise of Skywalkers Opening Crawl(opening crawls in star wars) 25: 28:55, Broken Pier, Mario Kart super Circuit) 24: 29:12, Wario Stadium (mk64) F Tier 23: 30:17, TheMoment Has Arrived(phineas and ferb songs) 22: 31:21, Teddies Social Link in Persona 4 21: 31:47, Sae's Social Link in Persona 5 20: 32:35 Gunship Cavalry(lego star wars complete saga levels) 19: 33:18, Pocahontas (disney Renaisancce movies) 18: 34:10 A Chinese Lesson for You(Total Drama World tour songs) 17: 35:18 Piranha 2 the Spawning(james cameron movies) 16: 36:04, Zurg(Pixar Villains) 15: 36:43 SNES Choco Island 2(mario kart ds) 14: 37:43, SNES Bowser Castle(super mario kart coursee) 13: 38:32 Aunt Sarah,(Disney Villains 12: 39:21, Kermits Swamp Years(muppet movies) 11: 40:47, Ice Age Collision Course(bluesky movies) 10: 41:54 , Turbo(Dreamworks) 9: 43:02 Cars 2(pixar) 8: 44:54, Happy Feet 2(george miller movies) 7: 46:30, Always(Steven Spielberg Movies) 6: 47:30, Dinosaur(Every Disney Movie) BOTTOM 5: 5: 48:42, Earwig and the Witch(Studio Ghibli Movies) G TIER. BOTTOM OF THE BARREL 4: 50:45, Hunchback of Notre Dame 2(disney direct-to-dvd sequels) 3: 52:07, N64 Toads Turnpike(every mario kart 8 deluxe course) 2: 57:45, Hop(every illumination movie) H Tier: Insult to Humankind 1: 1:00:00, Surfs Up 2 Wavemania(Every Sony Animation Movie)
Thanks for the list but I will point out that there's a typo on the Mandalorian one since there's a 3 instead of a 2. Aside of that, It's still a great timelist.
The mad crab actually did it, he meticulously went through the bottom of barrel in each ranking to find the biggest disappointment in the game of life. I salute him for his sacrifice.
Can't wait for the inevitable "All jingles from the Schaffrillas last place video" video. I'm dead serious. 56 of the same soundbite becoming slower and lower-pitched? Sounds like a great descent into madness. And the inevitable comment on the aforementioned video listing the sources for all 56 rankings.
i remember seeing a compilation of every last place of yours, and thinking "schaff should rank all of his last place movies, that would be crazy." and then you DID! and not only that, but every last place, not just the movies. props.
I'm gonna argue that the trash water deserves better. If it wasn't water, if it wasn't there, it wouldn't helped the narrative as it did. It helps invoke a panicked sense of "ew, what's in there, what's it feel like, what's down there" that WOULDN'T have been hit if it was just a bunch of solids. I always thought it deserved higher on its original video and it definitely deserves higher here too.
@hiccupasterisk Then please don't. It's so bad, they have zero respect for the source material and every single decision they made with this movie is simply baffling
The movie by itself would be pretty harmless, but as an adaptation ? It's an absolute disaster. They pulled random elements from the books and tried to fit them weirdly into their made-up "magic egg" plot, and ignored/contradicted crucial elements about pretty much every character
I love how the “dissapointment in the game of life” gets slower and more distorted with each entry as a representation of Schaff’s declining mental state with each entry lmao
The "Disappointment in the game of life" jingle getting lower and lower in tone like it did in the Illumination ranking is just the perfect metaphor for the downward spiral and descent into madness that this list represents.
@@You-Tube-n5k For the first 4 rankings of the Sony video, it slowly loses about 150 cents (which is like 1 and a half steps downward) for each jingle. I remember using a tone software with -600 cents creating the same tone for the last ranking with Hop, which is actually in the same tone as the 4th to last ranking in the Sony ranking (Why did I even do this in the first place, I don't know.)
So, my ass of an older brother said he stopped watching your videos because “they always felt like a waste of time” meanwhile I vastly enjoy every minute I spent watching the insane rankings you do. Thank you for proving both of us right on the best way possible
@@Twiggo_The_Foxxo You can but going on the guys channel and shit talking him is a sure fire way to get a few people looking at you like "Tf are you here for."
Every movie Schaff has given half a star on letterboxd. 1. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny 2. The Monk 3. Showgirls 2: Penny’s from Heaven 4. May the 12th Be with You 5. Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate 6. Queen Dracula 7. Miranda Sings Live… Your Welcome 8. The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa 9. What’s Up: Balloon to the Rescue! 10. Belle’s Magical World 11. PAW Patrol: The Movie 12. The Hunchback of Notre Dame II 13. Attack of the Killer Donuts 14. Hop 15. The Gingerweed Man 16. Konga TNT 17. Kung-Fu and Titties 18. Furry Nights 19. Saving Christmas 20. Open Season 3 21. Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania 22. Mulan (live action) 23. Artemis Fowl 24. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Edit: 25. Club Oscar
Actually on his now-defunct podcast channel (Shinycast) he said, towards the end of a commentary track for the live-action Grinch movie, that Shark Tale was objectively a 3/10
I thought Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny was made up as a joke. Turns out the movie was in fact *real* after discovering its page on Qualitipedia and Rifftrax's commentary episode. God save my soul.
For some who were wondering, the reason schaff did not include Figure 8 circuit when he ranked every starter course in mario Kart was not only because it wasn't an official ranking, but mainly he ranked it 8th place Not last, 8th.
I got to #1. It wasn't what I expected. It was so much worse. Oh god. Oh my god. I even thought about the first movie, wishing that they could've made a sequel. Turns out they "did". Oh my god, holy shit. Why. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day sucks now.
Yeah, I immediately knew after earwig and the witch, I knew what was gonna be number 1, cause he said that “surfs up 2 makes cars 2 looks like the emperors strikes back and it makes earwig and the witch look like citizen Kane”
Fun fact The fish milking animation in Surf's Up 2 was animated by the artist for Phantomarine, one of the most visually stunning webcomics I have ever read Learning this bit of trivia made me do a double take xD
Honestly makes the work she did for that webcomic even more impressive, from that “scene” to Phantomarine I’ve only read 2-3 chapters so far but that is a surprising masterpiece so far!
Ranking an insane amount of things that have no business being ranked together. Donkey Kong’s Wii remote sound being edited in at random points. Schaff’s improvised potluck song with chaotic music and visuals. I’m not even 30 minutes into the video, and this is already so delightfully insane
This ranking feels like Tomatoa is yapping on to Moana and Maui about everything he has ranking last place on, and there is nothing that they can do to stop him. This giant crab has been keeping those two held hostage and forcing them to listen to his opinions on various topics for years now.
Yep. I'm moving it to the top of the list now and Schaff can't stop me. It is now better than Aang's Day in Ba Sing Sae due exclusively to its ironic comedic value.
But then we have the newer Walking With Dinosaurs from 2013 that had the Dinos talk and got a lot of backlash. Though it seems the newest one is coming out in 2025.
Hopefully we get a video on "The Lion King 1 1/2" soon, seeing as how much he gushed about it and how he said it needed its own video. I wanna know what he thinks of some scenes being explained behind the scenes, like the animals bowing at Simba's birth actually due to Pumbaa letting rip like a Beyblade in the crowd.
This is a definitive masterpiece. The piece de resistance. The greatest video in all of cinema history. A cinematic masterpiece, if you will. This is truly the final boss of Schaffrillas Productions. Congrats, and happy new disappointment in the game of life. It's the most wonderful time of the year.
SPOILERS FOR WORST RANKING: Mr.Schaffrillas, you have done a tremendous service for spotlighting the pure sin homunculi that has taken a physical DVD form, that of which hides itself within the title "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania". As a kid growing up, I fell in LOVE with the first Surfs Up movie. I begged my mom to rent it out again on Redbox years ago, convinced her to buy me the DVD, showed the film to all of my close friends as one of my comfort movies with it's splendid water animation, mockumentary style of story telling, tremendous soundtrack, Shia LaBeouf's best voice acting role in my honest to god opinion, with a sweet message for kids growing up that is both on-the-nose as well as not watered down for toddlers. Truly fond memories. So when i tell you my genuine excitement for the rumors about a 2nd film coming out around the 2015-2016 timeframe, I told EVERYONE that I knew...Surfs Up was back!! What worried me immediately afterward was the announcement of the WWE brand being affiliated with the films upcoming release. I was familiar with the direct to DVD specials that involved IPs such as Scooby Doo or The Flinstones meeting WWE characters (and how the quality usually wasn't up to anybody's realistic expectations of enjoyment if you aren't a WWE fan), but younger me held out hope for Sony to come through and give a good product! The film speaks for itself, and it genuinely ruined my perception of there being any type of hope for a proper sequel, or 3rd film to ever be birthed by this studio ever again. The message was clear even for someone as young as I was back then that Sony did not gave any thought or care about the fanbase that the original film culminated years after its original 2007 release. The insulting way they handled Cody Mavericks character assassination, spitting towards the direction of anyone who enjoyed his developed mentor relationship with Big Z, the brother comradery with Chicken Joe, and learnt lesson about the idea of being a winner VS the pure enjoyment that comes out of simply surfing with those close to you. Vince McMahon (as horrible of a man he is) now holds a strong resentment in my heart for his pure involvement for inserting himself and his employees to a media that I cared for, that I enjoyed, that I fondly think of and smearing the most irreversible soiled stain that may have ultimately killed/shelved the Surfs Up IP until the day we all are distant memories for our descendants. I don't see that many Surfs Up fans out and about these days, the tumbleweed is nothing but dust across the former floor that was a small, yet built fanbase for a film. That being said, you giving the humanitarian error that is "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania" the spotlight of the worst piece of media that you have ever ranked on this channel gives a fan like me the type of pride via agreement when regarding "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania" being the biggest piece of shit "film" ever. May the oceans tide bless us with the fond memories of penguins riding the tube of a wave for the love of the sport and nothing more.
That's pretty much how I feel as a big fan of the original movie. Even as a 10-11 year old, I could tell the sequel was a terrible cashgrab that had nothing to do with the original and had much less artistic integrity.
ngl not even as a WWE fan myself can i confidently say it gives any sort of enjoyment when its attached to a different piece of media (tho the Scooby Doo crosssover was rather funny cus John Cena lifting a rock to save people is hilarious)
I always enjoy trying to quickly guess what the next spot of a ranking video will be based on the goofy sound cues used with the ranking numbers. It’s a fun little challenge. This video definitely made that harder with literally every ranking being introduced with the same “disappointment in the game of life” sound lol
Ranking things that have no business being compared to each other is genuinely so fun! This video was an incredible masterpiece! The editing was so fun! In future ranking videos, I do hope you either give commentary or an editor's note of where the last places yet to come would fall in this ranking.
Um, excuse me Mr. Shaved Grilled Ice. You seem to have entirely forgotten the last place entry for the LEGO STAR WARS death sounds ranking that you and Patrick did in the LEGO Star Wars Complete Saga retrospective (the last place entry being the Stormtrooper/Imperial death sound) This video is incomplete, and I desire to know how it compares to Surfs Up 2 and Dry Dry Desert
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate Surfs Up 2 since it came out. There are thirty trillion cells that make up my body and if the word HATE was inscribed onto each nano-angstrom of those tens of trillions of cells it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for that film at this micro-instant. Hate, hate, hate!”
I am legitimately impressed that the bottom five rankings took up 27 MINUTES of this video. Like, he talked about the number 1 worst ranking than the top 15 combined. Peak Schafrillas
The Donkey Kong Wii Remote sound was one of those bits that got funnier every time, to the point where I had to pause the video for minutes at a time when it popped up. Genuinely thank you so much for that, Schaff, it was incredible
Every Timestamp: 56. The Tales of Ba Sing Se (3:39) 55. Bottle Rocket (4:31) 54. N64 Luigi's Raceway (MK7) (5:00) 53. Peachette (5:28) 52. C3po's Role in The Force Awakens (6:23) 51. Tilt-a-Kart (7:01) 50. Mr. President (7:20) 49. Roadside Attraction (8:07) 48. GBA Battle Course 1 (MK7) (9:00) 47. Battle Course 1 (MK:SC) (9:35) 46. GBA Battle Course 3 (MKWii) (9:47) 45. Persona 1 Intro (10:03) 44. The Musical Score of The Rise of Skywalker (10:36) 43. Donkey Kong's Wiimote sound (11:31) 42. Lunar Colony (MK:8D) (12:49) 41. Big Donut (MK:64) (13:20) 40. SNES Ghost Valley's music (13:53) 39. Tenet (14:41) 38. A New Hope's water (15:43) 37. GBA Shy Guy Beach (MKWii) (16:46) 36. Palm Shore (MK:DS) (17:23) 35. Purple Coins by the Seaside (17:38) 34. The Force Awakens' Usage of R2-D2 (18:32) 33. S3 of The Mandalorian (19:20) 32. Kenji Tomochika's social link (20:50) 31. Brave (21:13) 30. Ralph Breaks the Internet (22:38) 29. "Potluck" from Steven Universe (23:06) Surfshark VPN Sponsorship (25:30) 28. Dry Dry Desert (MK:DD) (26:51) 27. GBA Sunset Wilds (MK:8D) (27:28) 26. The Rise of Skywalker's Opening Crawl (28:20) 25. Broken Pier (MK:SC) (28:53) 24. Wario Stadium (MK:64) (29:09) 23. "The Moment Has Arrived" from Phineas and Ferb (30:15) 22. Teddie's social link (31:21) 21. Sae Niijima's confidant (31:46) 20. Gunship Cavalry (32:35) 19. Pocahontas (33:18) 18. "A Chinese Lesson" from Total Drama World Tour (34:09) 17. Piranha II: The Spawning (35:18) 16. Zurg (Lightyear) (36:04) 15. SNES Choco Island 2 (MK:DS) (36:46) 14. Bowser's Castle 2 (SMK) (37:41) 13. Aunt Sarah (38:31) 12. Kermit's Swamp Years (39:21) 11. Ice Age: Collision Course (40:46) 10. Turbo (41:53) 9. Cars 2 (43:02) 8. Happy Feet Two (44:53) 7. Always (46:29) 6. Dinosaur (47:28) 5. Earwig and the Witch (48:41) 4. The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (50:44) 3. N64 Toad's Turnpike (MK8; Battle Mode version) (52:04) 2. Hop (57:45) 1. Surfs Up 2: Wavemania (1:00:04) The End of the Scaffrillas Six Sandwich Arc (1:07:02) Conclusion/Credits (1:13:52) DAMN this took forever to do---
I don't think Schaff included SNES Battle Course 3 for the Battle Mode on SNES. He put it as the worst battle course for the game in that video. I couldn't find it at all in this video
@@InternatubeYou're getting mad at me when YOU decided to check the comment section first before watching the damn video. You have no one to blame but yourself.
Dude you had the title cards of the placements to help you while skimming through the vid for these timestamps, I had practically no visual cues for the 16 timestamps I collected to rank the DK Wii remote sound effect. Which btw.... 11:47 , 11:55 , 12:04 , 12:09 , 12:21 , 12:34 , 12:35 , 12:37 , 12:42 , 14:36 , 18:25 , 23:04 , 30:19 , 41:42 ,1:07:15
I don't know if it was already noted by another comment, but from what I remember, the reason the movie ends like that is that the movie is an adaption of a book. An unfinished book, because the author died before they wrote the third act of the book. So instead of making their own ending, Ghibli just stopped it where the book did.
@@JavenVirtudes "Earwig and The Witch" by Diana Wynne Jones, released in 2011. From what I could find from the book, the movie actually added things, like scenes in the orphanage (she went directly from entering the orphanage to adoption by Bella Yaga in the book) and the whole rock band/mother flashbacks.
The more times the DK Wii remote sound effect is used as meme content, the more funny it gets. That should make him rank down some slots right? Schaff: ... Right...?
55:09 I played this on the Wii U with my friends, and I couldn’t stop laughing because one of us kept hitting himself with a green shell and lost all his balloons that way, more enjoyable experience than the potluck song imo
Ya if you go into bad game setups like that looking for the fun of watching it devolve into chaos (rather than the fun of an actually functional game), it can be a blast. Me and my friends have a specific Towerfall ruleset designed for maximum nonsense that we play that way (it's been a while, but infinite drill arrows is the main mechanic lol), and then there's the classic Sonic-only Smash battle.
I have not been able to get the delivery of “THIS S*%T BELONGS IN *G* TIER!” ever since the Toad’s Turnpike review. Happy to see where it ended up here.
Schaffrillas saying that Surfs Up 2: WaveMania is literally worst than ARTEMIS FOWL shows you how tortured he is by looking at even the sight of that piece of media.
Probably every full video and the tangent lists he could remember, since that would require him to rewatch every video of his for random tangents. Granted, I could have sworn he ranked all the 3d Zelda games, and was expecting skyward sword to be here.
For a moment there I was kinda worried people were requesting these ranking videos or you have no idea what videos you wanted to do. I was so relieved hearing that you actually enjoy these rankings. Keep at it, Schaffrillas! 💞💞💞
59:31 My favorite bit of HOP lore is that Webkinz did a partnership with the movie. They pushed the movie HARD on the game. So much so they even gave away a free pet. (Which was pretty unheard of at the time for the game.) And the movie flopped. So hard. I love that in an interview, the Webkinz creative director mentions it in passing as a mistake. I own one of these hopping bunny promotional pets. As do I own other items from that promotional. All of those things are infinitely more enjoyable than the movie itself. Btw the bunny I ended up naming Fudge. : )
A detail I love I haven’t seen pointed out. (Spoilers for the ending…) Dude, Surfs up 2’s week off was during the Disney villain ranking, which is when Schaff got the poison apple that ultimately killed it. Hence why neither of them knew about it. Clever and exceedingly funny attention to detail. Tarantino, you’ve done it again.
I honestly hope Schaff makes a ranking of all the number 1 placements. After all the hell he went through to make this list, watching him gush about his favorite things for over an hour would be so wholesome
This is a fun throwback gift for the holidays. And I love how the jingle gets slower and more distorted with every entry, kind of like Schaff's declining sanity throughout.
Seeing someone tear into mario kart 8's battle mode as viciously as schaff does in this video feels like justice for my 8 year old self trying battle mode on mk8 for the first time when the game launched...
Imagine telling Christopher Nolan that a one second wii remote sound effect was better than his film.
Tenet is so ass I don't blame him
“We need to go er”
The Donkey Kong wiimote sound effect didn't tell me to endanger my health and the health of others by going to see it in a crowded theater in the summer of 2020
@@-Burchyou didn’t understand it then
Not even just that, the wiimote sound ranked above it was the worst wiimote sound. This means that EVERY wii remote sound is better than his film.
The concept of him enjoying more donkey kong’s compressed growl than entire movies is hysterical on its own
Cause at least it’s 1 second long and not like an hour and a half
Nah that makes sense tbh, I’d also take a 1 second growl over a 90 minute soulless steaming pile of shitshow movie anyday
@@Lady_ETHNE Also it has some meme protentional
True!!! I love that the top spots are like songs, the growl, water and some stages and later are full movies lol
Yes. I would prefer to listen to the growl for 90 minutes (on repeat, wondering how the stretched noise sounds) than to watch some of the G/H Tier Items...
Now Schaffrillas should have a ranking of every #1 spot.
Same
Something for next year.
which includes what's in 1st place spot in this video 🤣
@@brendantaskerwell, we would immediately know what's last
@@ahmed4363 LMAO yes we would 🤣
I love the bit of replacing the usual Tamatoa imagery with random crabs whenever Schaffrillas gets angry
Seeing the last 25 minutes for only 3 spots is terrifying
I checked the watch time remaining pretty regularly throughout the video and the time remaining almost always concerned me greatly.
Thankfully the last 8 minutes aren’t directly him explaining his ranking
and the actual segments don't manage to make me less terrified
Given they are below F-Tier, it makes sense.
that shit belongs in G tier
Schaffrillas will never run out of extremely specific ranking videos that you still probably will click on like ranking every fish tank shown in an animated movie or something
I'm still waiting for when he'll eventually rank the 9 Star Wars movies by how good the memes about each movie are.
what if you ranked every worst gun in each category in PF? haha jk, unless...
this gave me a visual for a "Ranking every type of fish tank gravel" video for some reason lmao
“Ranking Every Left Toenail of Every Pixar Protagonist”
*WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!*
I think, without a doubt, this is Schaff's single funniest video purely for how insanely fucking unhinged it is from start to finish
did you just forget about the arcane review and the tony soprano iceberg?
(Donkey Kong Wii Remote sound from Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
I agree, this is on the level of the supervillain snowflake for me, look em up.
what is yalls sense of humor?? i think his vids are entertaining, but i probably didn’t even crack smile once…
@@strxbxrryfixlds “what is yalls sense of humor???”
not yours.
That DK grunt bit was one of the funniest gags Schaff has done so far
I love you
@@Jintyisheretoday kinda cringe
You only live once. Let him be cringe ✨ @notmedicine9700
Orrgh
@@Jintyisheretoday and I love you, random citizen
The fact Hop was a regular movie watch during childhood for me explains why I'm in therapy
Same, but I'm not on therapy. They'll NeVeR cAtCh ME!!! HAHAHAHAHA
I was stuck with Kangaroo Jack. I feel for you
I remember seeing it like...two times in my life and I can't remember a thing. The movie was so boring that it actively melted my brain.
lmao me too brother
@@maxlolbits2182 I can recall seeing it 7 times. All I remember is clips from video essays and reviews. Literally nothing stuck with me
It's interesting seeing his arc from someone who hates Cars 2 to someone who still hates Cars 2 but appreciates the joy it brings to others.
Or with Peachette.
Not gonna lie, I actually forgot like the whole plot till I stumbled upon it 2 years ago, on a wiki page whilst looking thru Cars characters. I loved it again, have watched it and scenes about twice, etc.
Yes, people can have opinions, however I do actually have an explanation behind the (in quotes) 'spy incompetent/stupidity': One is in love, the other, in almost inconsolable grief. Both are hiding it. (I am delving into thought processes now, silly me.)
Also the one in complete grief is a James Bond parody and has the voice of Roger Moore, done by a costar who Moore interacted with in a non-Bond movie. I actually LOVE this quirk, Cars 2 makes me pleased.
But it turns off other people, mainly because of the overly bright-n-violent vibes. Also the PG rating doesn't fit it (it's perfectly fine; shoulda been PG13 imo). Relatable....however it's a lot better than Happy Feet (I HATE the OG Happy Feet).
At least, for me, the Fall Out Boy reference in Acer and the entire James Bond parody in BOTH Mater and Finn McMissile is a lot better than watching a movie about singing penguins pulling stupidly aimless dance moves.
I wish he felt that way about Pocahontas :(
Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of-
"DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE GAME OF LIFE" chain
Plankton: ALRIGHT I GET IT!!!!
Something tells me he’s disappointed in this game of life but I can’t put my finger on it
are the
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I still can't get over "THIS SHIT BELONGS IN G TIER" for Toad's Turnpike battle course. That was funny asf 😭
I played it the other day to see if it was really worthy of G tier.
It isn't fun. Don't play it
dehydration tier
extremely correct though
CONGRATULATIONS TOADS TURNPIKE 🔥🔥🔥
1:12:43 “Nah Luigi would never shoot anyone” IS WILD
Crazy work
Oh I missed that joke, thinking that Luigi being such a sub would never cause harm, even though the real world event was brought back to my mind earlier today.
Coincidence? I think not!
I don’t get references sadly
This video was made before the 4th of December 💀
The whole DK Wii remote grunt section was some of the funniest editing I’ve seen in a hot minute 😂
Hope it becomes a recurring joke like Twas his Mistake
It needs to become a running joke in every video now
IT JUST KEEPS COMING
41:40 is gold
@@sixredfish6115as soon as I seen the clip come up I was waiting for dk 🤣
I love that a Donkey Kong sound effect is better than entire movies. This might be my favorite list of yours. Occasionally, I would find myself disagreeing with an opinion of yours, then sitting back and thinking for a moment, about how this might just be the most ridiculous ranking list on the Internet at the moment. Truly, the most ambitious crossover.
i like how whenever james talks about the movies in the top 2 in a philosophical manner, he just goes full anton ego mode
that's a very nice detail
Not only is this an awesome idea for a video, having no context for a lot of these lists makes it even better. I just never knew what was going to be ranked.
Yeah this was actually wild 💀
Lol, same! 😅
The only thing I knew for sure was gonna be on this list before it started was Kermit’s Swamp Years. When I saw the Sony Pictures logo at Number 1 I knew he was talking about Surf’s Up 2.
Same dude
SAME LMFAO
I was absolutely CERTAIN that Hop was going to be the last place of last places, and was waiting the whole video with bated breath for the extended rant. I genuinely could not think of what other film could be worse than Hop.
But then Schaffrillas said, "[Hop] is indeed a movie. You cannot say this about the bottom spot on this list." And the unwanted memories came flooding back. I had completely blotted that final movie's name out of my brain.
as soon as he said its name, i was reminded of my memory holing of it. i guess i hoped it was a bad dream.
i think hop should’ve been number 3, cause toads turnpike has no positive reaction that can be shown from my body when I played it, but hop when I watched it, I was laughing at parts cause it was so bad
Hop's protagonist was already despicable, but Surf's Up 2 took Cody out back... and assassinated the very themes of Surf's Up 1!
I just got spoiled bro I shouldn’t have checked comments
@ yeah, kinda shouldn’t, but if you watched most of the rankings, you would kinda get a idea of what would be the obvious spots, like I knew which would be number 1
The running gag of the Brawl DK Wii remote noise through random clips throughout the video was one of my favorite things in a video I’ve seen this year
The setups were funny too lmao
The bart hitting homer with the chair was the best bit of a video this year XD
Someone should make a compilation of every time that sound effect was used in this video.
The Terrifier one caught off guard
I love Terrifier
was about to comment this, loved it fr
If anyone cares, the first "Disappointment" jingle is about 3 seconds long, the second-to-last one is 5 seconds long, and the final one is ELEVEN WHOLE SECONDS.
From what i can gather
56 - B tier
55-38 - C tier
37-24 - D tier
23-4 - F tier
3-2 - G tier
1 - H tier
Edit: he says G tier starts at 3 but displays hunchback 2 in G tier later so im unsure on 4
maybe he meant that he realized the need for g tier when talking about toad's turnpike, at least that's how i interpreted it. but also he says hunchback 2 has redeeming qualities, which should place it outside of g tier so idk.
Why doesn't a f*cking E Tier exist? That makes no sense!
I wonder what his reaction to a Z tier would be like
@@MariOmor1H tier actually has a nice ring to it cause of Hell
@MariOmor1 a z tier product is quite literally something from hell to him
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.” - Schaffrilas productions, 2045
W reference
Replace you and humans with
Shoot (X2) meant to say the forbidden movie
Um, what does hate mean?
A poor, uninformed programmer created a replica of Schaffrillas on character ai. Porting data from all of Schaffrillas’ videos, the developed accidentally ported 1/[10^(10^100)] of his hate of Surfs Up: Wave Mania. This created AM.
Wait a minute… if he hates Surfs Up 2: Wave Mania more than he loves Into the Spider Verse, then Surfs Up 2: Wave Mania is actually a -3/10 for him than a 0/10, because at one point he said that Into the Spider Verse is a 12/10
Boarding on -4/10
…unless your JelloApocalypse
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
Isn't it -1/10 or is it -2/10, I know it's not -3
@@boq780_2.0 He hates it *more than* he loves Spider-Verse. If it was _as much as,_ then yes, it'd be a -2/10.
@L3X1N isn't 12-13 -1 though or is 1am me just stupid and doing the wrong equation
The “disappointment in the game of life” getting lower and lower pitch as Schaff loses his mind more and more is perfect
This definitely feels like a throwback to the ytp era of Schafrillas. Mashing together EVERYTHING into one ranking is so wild
Everything in last place, that is
Bean
@Calamity25everything in its last place
he still makes YTPs on his second channel
@Calamity25oh my gosh him ranking *everything* he’s ever ranked would be insane- don’t actually do it mind you, it would be days long
Donkey Kong sound effect randomly reocurring the entire video was a phenomenal bit. I've never heard this sound in my life before but the way it sounds genuinely like a desparate throaty growl/ wounded scream is so hilarious. Possibly your best video, _ever._
Also nice, I'm glad to hear about the 'suggesting mature animated movies' thing you hinted in your next year's videos, absolutely great things that could be suggested there.
The Phineas and Ferb song at 30:20 was actually uploaded on TH-cam in full without the sounds over everything! The channel is called Charter School Girl and the song is titled “Our Song” for those interested.
I guess that makes me one of the diehard Phineas and Ferb fans lol
I was about to point this out as well.
@@IronKnight2402I just went to your comment on the video and replied to you lol
i cannot believe that wreck it ralph 2 is so high up on this list, but then again its just my personal burning hatred that makes me want it to be higher
I feel the same way. I hypefixated on the first film for a while, so the sequel crapping on it so much just bathes my soul in fire and hate.
Wreck it ralph 2 has to be one of the worst sequels of all time, they turned ralph, a competent, strong and smart character into a massive dumbass and crybaby
@@misterwhalethewhaleand they did it only so the nonsensical plot of the sequel could work at all
Reminder: everything after 12:58 is worse than a 1 second sound effect
(Grunt sound effect)
Yes but that one second sound effect is now immortalized in meme form.
The water in A New Hope
After this ranking, I would say that EVERYTHING on this list is worse than that 1 second sound effect! It's grown on me.
There's still an hour left in the video afterwards.
Timestamps for all Donkey Kong Wiimote Bits:
11:55 - Smiling Friends
12:04 - Marley And Me
12:09 - Claussen's Bread Commercial
12:20 - Bongo Cat
12:32 - Rise of Skywalker
12:47 - Favorite part of Donkey Kong Wiimote Sound
14:36 - Sonic '06
18:25 - Terrifier 2
23:03 - The Simpsons
30:18 - Phineas & Ferb
35:56 - Nukie
41:42 - Mummy Vocal Scan Sound
1:12:22 - Star Vs The Forces of Evil
Let me know if I missed any!
Rank them
Gosh this is so obscure
12:34 They f-"roghhh" now!
The mummy one made me spontatiously combust
The nukie one is actually an unrelated clip from a movie called Riki-Oh: The story of Ricky
"Schaffrillas's torture is sponsored by Surfshark VPN."
He'll need a VPN after his constant disrespect the Cars franchise
Bean
“Enabled by Surfshark VPN”
@@CANOBEANSSSI agree
Surfshark VPN be rolling
Timestamps(i had to redo this TWICE since i kept clicking off)
56: 3:46, Tale of Aang(Tales of Ba Sing Se)
55: 4:30, Bottle Rocket(Wes Anderson Movies)
54: 5:00, N64 Luigi Raceway(Mario Kart 7 Tracks)
53: 5:28, Peachette(Every Mario Kart Character)
52: 6:23, C3PO's role in the force awakens (Star wars movies by C3PO Usage)
51: 7:02, Tilt a Kart(Every Mario Kart DD Track, Battle Mode)
50: 7:21, Mr. President(Smiling Friends Episodes)
49: 8:07, Roadside Attraction(Gravity Falls Episodes)
48: 9:01, GBA Battle Course 1(MK7 Courses, Battle Mode) )
47: 9:36, GBA Battle Course 1(Super Circuit Courses, Battle Mode)
46: 9:48, GBA Battle Course 3(MKWii Courses, battle mode)
45: 10:05, Persona 1 Intro(every persona 1 opening movie)
44: 10:38, The Rise of Skywalker Score(every star wars musical score)
43: 11:31, Donkey Kongs Wii Remote Sound (Every Crusty Wii Remote Sound in Brawl)
42: 12:50, Lunar Colony(MK8 Deluxe Battle Mode)
41: 13:20 Big Donut(MK64 battle mode)
40: 13:53, SNES Ghost Vallet(every mario kart song)
39: 14:42 Tenet, (nolan movies)
38: 15:42, The Water in a New Hope(water in star wars movies)
37: 16:45, GBA Shy Guy Beach (Mario kart wii)
36: 17:22, Palm Shore(MKDS Battle Mode)
35 17:38, Purple Coins By the Seaside(every star in mario galaxy)
34,18:30 R2D2's Role in the Force Awakens
33, 19:20 Mandalorian Season 3(tv shows schaff watched in 2023)
32: 20:50, Kenjis Social Link in Persona 3(persona 3 social links)
31: 21:13, Brave(Best picture winners)
30: 22:37 Ralph Breaks The Internet (disney 2010s movies)
29: 23:07 The Potluck Song(steven universe songs)
28: 26:52 Dry dry Desert(mariokart double dash)
27: 27:29, GBA Sunset Wilds(mk8 deluxe)
26: 28:21 The Rise of Skywalkers Opening Crawl(opening crawls in star wars)
25: 28:55, Broken Pier, Mario Kart super Circuit)
24: 29:12, Wario Stadium (mk64)
F Tier
23: 30:17, TheMoment Has Arrived(phineas and ferb songs)
22: 31:21, Teddies Social Link in Persona 4
21: 31:47, Sae's Social Link in Persona 5
20: 32:35 Gunship Cavalry(lego star wars complete saga levels)
19: 33:18, Pocahontas (disney Renaisancce movies)
18: 34:10 A Chinese Lesson for You(Total Drama World tour songs)
17: 35:18 Piranha 2 the Spawning(james cameron movies)
16: 36:04, Zurg(Pixar Villains)
15: 36:43 SNES Choco Island 2(mario kart ds)
14: 37:43, SNES Bowser Castle(super mario kart coursee)
13: 38:32 Aunt Sarah,(Disney Villains
12: 39:21, Kermits Swamp Years(muppet movies)
11: 40:47, Ice Age Collision Course(bluesky movies)
10: 41:54 , Turbo(Dreamworks)
9: 43:02 Cars 2(pixar)
8: 44:54, Happy Feet 2(george miller movies)
7: 46:30, Always(Steven Spielberg Movies)
6: 47:30, Dinosaur(Every Disney Movie)
BOTTOM 5:
5: 48:42, Earwig and the Witch(Studio Ghibli Movies)
G TIER. BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
4: 50:45, Hunchback of Notre Dame 2(disney direct-to-dvd sequels)
3: 52:07, N64 Toads Turnpike(every mario kart 8 deluxe course)
2: 57:45, Hop(every illumination movie)
H Tier: Insult to Humankind
1: 1:00:00, Surfs Up 2 Wavemania(Every Sony Animation Movie)
Lords work 🙏 I wanted to let anyone skipping around know that this list is sorted best to worst tho
Wow thanks for that! It made it easier to skip through the things I didn't particularly care about
Thanks for the list but I will point out that there's a typo on the Mandalorian one since there's a 3 instead of a 2. Aside of that, It's still a great timelist.
@@harryneonfox9995 thanks for pointing that out, i will edit that
No way he does something crazy like ranking every first place Schaffrillas ranking.
Yes, this! Please 😂
It would be the most beautiful videoever
Well the last place of the first places would be pretty easy, the one here, the first place of the last places
Inb4 ranking every 6th place Schaffrillas ranking video
That would be the most positive video on TH-cam
The mad crab actually did it, he meticulously went through the bottom of barrel in each ranking to find the biggest disappointment in the game of life. I salute him for his sacrifice.
The volcano profile again, of all places.
Man I see you everywhere
& it was the commercial
I was a lot more surprised seeing what #2 was than #1 if I’m being honest
He can now rest.
Heck if I was one day a proper Content Creator I would rank the thinks I dislike & despise in a video.
Can't wait for the inevitable "All jingles from the Schaffrillas last place video" video.
I'm dead serious. 56 of the same soundbite becoming slower and lower-pitched? Sounds like a great descent into madness.
And the inevitable comment on the aforementioned video listing the sources for all 56 rankings.
Yes
So I wasn’t just imagining things omg
And randomly near the middle a song about Potlucks and him complaining about how the Potluck song sucked.
I had to stop watching the video pretty early on cause I couldn't handle the repeated sound- very sad I really wanted to watch but I can't do that 😭
I'm trying to do it right now, but the videos taking a while to import
i remember seeing a compilation of every last place of yours, and thinking "schaff should rank all of his last place movies, that would be crazy." and then you DID! and not only that, but every last place, not just the movies. props.
So many things being ranked lower than the literal trash water of A New Hope is incredible
I'm gonna argue that the trash water deserves better.
If it wasn't water, if it wasn't there, it wouldn't helped the narrative as it did. It helps invoke a panicked sense of "ew, what's in there, what's it feel like, what's down there" that WOULDN'T have been hit if it was just a bunch of solids. I always thought it deserved higher on its original video and it definitely deserves higher here too.
Also thinking that he is more entertained with listening to DK’s grunt than listening to the potluck song is so good.
I'm not sure why it's so satisfying to hear that he thinks Artemis Fowl is the worst movie ever, but now I really want a full video about it
As someone who loved the book series, I'm scared of ever watching that film lol
@hiccupasterisk Then please don't. It's so bad, they have zero respect for the source material and every single decision they made with this movie is simply baffling
I watched that movie, but it wasn't that bad. I was very bored of it, but I've seen many worse.
The movie by itself would be pretty harmless, but as an adaptation ? It's an absolute disaster. They pulled random elements from the books and tried to fit them weirdly into their made-up "magic egg" plot, and ignored/contradicted crucial elements about pretty much every character
Schaffrillas mentioned not doing that review because of not wanting to be super angry as much anymore
Schaffrillas please make a “ranking everything I’ve ranked first place” video for your own sanity 🙏
Spiderverse is #1
@@UltimateGamer34 it would probably be Whisper of the Heart
@@UltimateGamer34into the Spiderverse isn’t even the best Spiderverse movie.
Fight me…
@@UltimateGamer34no it’s not at all. Heck, it’s not Top 5 potential
this would be so peak
I love how the “dissapointment in the game of life” gets slower and more distorted with each entry as a representation of Schaff’s declining mental state with each entry lmao
This feels like someone talking about all their hyperfixations all at once
The "Disappointment in the game of life" jingle getting lower and lower in tone like it did in the Illumination ranking is just the perfect metaphor for the downward spiral and descent into madness that this list represents.
It got lower in the Sony one, the Illumination ranking just had a lower tone one for Hop.
Imagine hearing 1:00:04 while you're relaxing on your couch in the middle of the night...
@@mrsillytacos Really? If I remember correctly the Sony one was normal with Spiderverse at the end
@@You-Tube-n5k For the first 4 rankings of the Sony video, it slowly loses about 150 cents (which is like 1 and a half steps downward) for each jingle. I remember using a tone software with -600 cents creating the same tone for the last ranking with Hop, which is actually in the same tone as the 4th to last ranking in the Sony ranking (Why did I even do this in the first place, I don't know.)
So, my ass of an older brother said he stopped watching your videos because “they always felt like a waste of time” meanwhile I vastly enjoy every minute I spent watching the insane rankings you do. Thank you for proving both of us right on the best way possible
Isn't half the point of watching youtube to waste time? Dude would benefit from lightening up a little bit this is gold-
Schaffrillas sounds like a "edgy" 13 year old who probably has a deviant art fursona that has a "tragic" backstory
@@Twiggo_The_Foxxo why are you here..?
@khatunamezvrishvili6211 I can't give my opinion anymore?
@@Twiggo_The_Foxxo You can but going on the guys channel and shit talking him is a sure fire way to get a few people looking at you like "Tf are you here for."
your hour+ long videos have been the best thing ever to get me through my kh grind as i 100% all the current playable games. love ur stuff fr
41:42 I genuinely thought this was an ad and then started laughing at the same joke again THERE IS NO WAY 💀
i knew exactly what was coming and it still destroyed me lmao
17:00 So youre telling me you prefer the DIRTY WATER FROM NEW HOPE over a whole Mario Kart stage 😭
Hah!
Mate, he prefers the dirty water over multiple whole feature length films
The dirty water from A New Hope has more inherent value than Surfs Up 2 ever has and ever will
Yeah. He’s telling you that. What of it?
the worst part for me is i really like that mario kart stage :(
Every movie Schaff has given half a star on letterboxd.
1. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
2. The Monk
3. Showgirls 2: Penny’s from Heaven
4. May the 12th Be with You
5. Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate
6. Queen Dracula
7. Miranda Sings Live… Your Welcome
8. The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
9. What’s Up: Balloon to the Rescue!
10. Belle’s Magical World
11. PAW Patrol: The Movie
12. The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
13. Attack of the Killer Donuts
14. Hop
15. The Gingerweed Man
16. Konga TNT
17. Kung-Fu and Titties
18. Furry Nights
19. Saving Christmas
20. Open Season 3
21. Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania
22. Mulan (live action)
23. Artemis Fowl
24. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Edit: 25. Club Oscar
Actually on his now-defunct podcast channel (Shinycast) he said, towards the end of a commentary track for the live-action Grinch movie, that Shark Tale was objectively a 3/10
He gave Shark Tale 10/10 what are you talking about
@theofficialliedetector1545 It's an ironic rating.
@theofficialliedetector1545 You're right. It was Club Oscar not Shark Tale he gave half a star.
I thought Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny was made up as a joke. Turns out the movie was in fact *real* after discovering its page on Qualitipedia and Rifftrax's commentary episode.
God save my soul.
For some who were wondering, the reason schaff did not include Figure 8 circuit when he ranked every starter course in mario Kart was not only because it wasn't an official ranking, but mainly he ranked it 8th place
Not last, 8th.
It's the spot it deserves. :)
I got to #1. It wasn't what I expected.
It was so much worse. Oh god. Oh my god. I even thought about the first movie, wishing that they could've made a sequel. Turns out they "did".
Oh my god, holy shit. Why. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day sucks now.
Watch the Sony ranking. He goes into detail there.
Yeah, I immediately knew after earwig and the witch, I knew what was gonna be number 1, cause he said that “surfs up 2 makes cars 2 looks like the emperors strikes back and it makes earwig and the witch look like citizen Kane”
i called it before going in and i feel weirdly smart
@@questionmarkquestionmarkques I knew it when he talked about earwig and the witch,
Fish milk 😋
Fun fact
The fish milking animation in Surf's Up 2 was animated by the artist for Phantomarine, one of the most visually stunning webcomics I have ever read
Learning this bit of trivia made me do a double take xD
WHY TF WOULD THEY EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT 💀💀
Hope they where payed super well for it. Kind of unsure though - Movie studios hate paying artists.
Honestly makes the work she did for that webcomic even more impressive, from that “scene” to Phantomarine I’ve only read 2-3 chapters so far but that is a surprising masterpiece so far!
Oh. Oh my god.
Fun Fact: the person who animated that scene actually had to publicly apologize on Twitter for the disgrace they put on this Earth.
Ranking an insane amount of things that have no business being ranked together.
Donkey Kong’s Wii remote sound being edited in at random points.
Schaff’s improvised potluck song with chaotic music and visuals.
I’m not even 30 minutes into the video, and this is already so delightfully insane
there are 23 minutes left in this video and only 3 entries left, i am *BEYOND* concerned.
15 minutes left after #3 and #2, no less. he went on about #1, for 7 MINUTES STRAIGHT 😭
I legitimately think this might be one of my all time favorite TH-cam videos.
This ranking feels like Tomatoa is yapping on to Moana and Maui about everything he has ranking last place on, and there is nothing that they can do to stop him. This giant crab has been keeping those two held hostage and forcing them to listen to his opinions on various topics for years now.
1:12:38 “Luigi would never shoot anyone” I spit out my tea on my shirt
and mario would never start shooting hook--
SURELY LUIGI WOULD NEVER
😭
Luigi would only shoot something that's 100% evil, Surf's up 2 is only 99.9% evil.
Okay can we talk about how Schaff just ranked the entire playground at 0:40 without even batting an eyelash?
Why did he put the large spinny tic tac toe on D tier 😭😭😭
The Donkey Kong sound being reused actively is a beautiful detail
Yep. I'm moving it to the top of the list now and Schaff can't stop me. It is now better than Aang's Day in Ba Sing Sae due exclusively to its ironic comedic value.
The funniest inclusion was at 12:33 for me, my sense of humor is broken
dinosaur feels like it wants to be walking with dinosaurs but then they realized that this is a disney movie and needed to make the dinos speak
But then we have the newer Walking With Dinosaurs from 2013 that had the Dinos talk and got a lot of backlash. Though it seems the newest one is coming out in 2025.
ok but the dvd came with a banger minigame, I'm sure schaff just doesn't know about that
Wait Walking with Dinosaurs has a sequel? And it's getting another sequel this year???
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
Pretty much.
BTW, would you like us to bake some cupcakes together?
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 it’s another installment in the original documentary series, not the funny kid’s movie
The finale to the Schaffrillis Sandwich Six was pure cinema. Can't wait for the Schaffrillis Pizza Six next
I didn't even think about that, but that would be a really fun idea! Schaffrillas Food Cinematic Universe.
I like to think it’d be shorter, five parts, and the name would be the Schaffrillas Penta-Pizza Saga.
I was waiting for surfs up 2 the entire time and I was so exited when it wasn’t second to last and I knew what would be the final spot
Hopefully we get a video on "The Lion King 1 1/2" soon, seeing as how much he gushed about it and how he said it needed its own video. I wanna know what he thinks of some scenes being explained behind the scenes, like the animals bowing at Simba's birth actually due to Pumbaa letting rip like a Beyblade in the crowd.
55:30 you know he is serious when he slowly escalates into being the sonic fan kid
It’s a new flavour of schaffrillas anger…always fun to hear if I’m being honest
He sounds like poofesure
This is a definitive masterpiece. The piece de resistance. The greatest video in all of cinema history. A cinematic masterpiece, if you will. This is truly the final boss of Schaffrillas Productions. Congrats, and happy new disappointment in the game of life. It's the most wonderful time of the year.
frfr
Whatching Schaff enjoy this list while also slowly getting angrier is just the best thing ever.
The editing on tenet is awsome props to the editor
SPOILERS FOR WORST RANKING:
Mr.Schaffrillas, you have done a tremendous service for spotlighting the pure sin homunculi that has taken a physical DVD form, that of which hides itself within the title "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania". As a kid growing up, I fell in LOVE with the first Surfs Up movie. I begged my mom to rent it out again on Redbox years ago, convinced her to buy me the DVD, showed the film to all of my close friends as one of my comfort movies with it's splendid water animation, mockumentary style of story telling, tremendous soundtrack, Shia LaBeouf's best voice acting role in my honest to god opinion, with a sweet message for kids growing up that is both on-the-nose as well as not watered down for toddlers. Truly fond memories.
So when i tell you my genuine excitement for the rumors about a 2nd film coming out around the 2015-2016 timeframe, I told EVERYONE that I knew...Surfs Up was back!!
What worried me immediately afterward was the announcement of the WWE brand being affiliated with the films upcoming release. I was familiar with the direct to DVD specials that involved IPs such as Scooby Doo or The Flinstones meeting WWE characters (and how the quality usually wasn't up to anybody's realistic expectations of enjoyment if you aren't a WWE fan), but younger me held out hope for Sony to come through and give a good product!
The film speaks for itself, and it genuinely ruined my perception of there being any type of hope for a proper sequel, or 3rd film to ever be birthed by this studio ever again. The message was clear even for someone as young as I was back then that Sony did not gave any thought or care about the fanbase that the original film culminated years after its original 2007 release. The insulting way they handled Cody Mavericks character assassination, spitting towards the direction of anyone who enjoyed his developed mentor relationship with Big Z, the brother comradery with Chicken Joe, and learnt lesson about the idea of being a winner VS the pure enjoyment that comes out of simply surfing with those close to you.
Vince McMahon (as horrible of a man he is) now holds a strong resentment in my heart for his pure involvement for inserting himself and his employees to a media that I cared for, that I enjoyed, that I fondly think of and smearing the most irreversible soiled stain that may have ultimately killed/shelved the Surfs Up IP until the day we all are distant memories for our descendants.
I don't see that many Surfs Up fans out and about these days, the tumbleweed is nothing but dust across the former floor that was a small, yet built fanbase for a film.
That being said, you giving the humanitarian error that is "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania" the spotlight of the worst piece of media that you have ever ranked on this channel gives a fan like me the type of pride via agreement when regarding "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania" being the biggest piece of shit "film" ever.
May the oceans tide bless us with the fond memories of penguins riding the tube of a wave for the love of the sport and nothing more.
As a Surf's Up fan since i was young, I couldn't have put it better
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That's pretty much how I feel as a big fan of the original movie. Even as a 10-11 year old, I could tell the sequel was a terrible cashgrab that had nothing to do with the original and had much less artistic integrity.
ngl not even as a WWE fan myself can i confidently say it gives any sort of enjoyment when its attached to a different piece of media (tho the Scooby Doo crosssover was rather funny cus John Cena lifting a rock to save people is hilarious)
thank you
I always enjoy trying to quickly guess what the next spot of a ranking video will be based on the goofy sound cues used with the ranking numbers. It’s a fun little challenge. This video definitely made that harder with literally every ranking being introduced with the same “disappointment in the game of life” sound lol
Yeah. Honestly a missed opportunity to use different cues for them as he couldn't it before.
Hey, at least you had the prestige to know that it was, in fact, something that he has ranked in last place before
One of the most entertaining Schaffrillas Videos ever made. Still probably the number 1 TH-camr who makes the highest quality videos on the platform.
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Ranking things that have no business being compared to each other is genuinely so fun! This video was an incredible masterpiece! The editing was so fun! In future ranking videos, I do hope you either give commentary or an editor's note of where the last places yet to come would fall in this ranking.
1:12:43 “Nah, Luigi would never shoot anyone” 😭
No way that wasn’t intentional
@@hyperswag506of course it wasn’t
Oh I didn't get it until I read this, that's pretty good lol
I request further clarification for this humorous statement
I don't get it.
*_OH-_*
best commentary channel on youtube, you can make a video about literally anything and i would watch all of it, your charisma is off the charts
Um, excuse me Mr. Shaved Grilled Ice. You seem to have entirely forgotten the last place entry for the LEGO STAR WARS death sounds ranking that you and Patrick did in the LEGO Star Wars Complete Saga retrospective (the last place entry being the Stormtrooper/Imperial death sound) This video is incomplete, and I desire to know how it compares to Surfs Up 2 and Dry Dry Desert
He Also Forgot The Worst Battle Course In Super Mario Kart (Which Was Battle Course 3)
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate Surfs Up 2 since it came out. There are thirty trillion cells that make up my body and if the word HATE was inscribed onto each nano-angstrom of those tens of trillions of cells it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for that film at this micro-instant. Hate, hate, hate!”
I am legitimately impressed that the bottom five rankings took up 27 MINUTES of this video. Like, he talked about the number 1 worst ranking than the top 15 combined. Peak Schafrillas
i hope i wasnt the only person who spent the first 10 placements going "is that getting slower? ...oh yeah thats definitely getting slower"
Not at all.
I had a similar moment, just with the first 5
The Donkey Kong Wii Remote sound was one of those bits that got funnier every time, to the point where I had to pause the video for minutes at a time when it popped up. Genuinely thank you so much for that, Schaff, it was incredible
AM would be impressed by the sheer capacity of HATE that a human can display solely based on this video. Bravo, Schaff.
Every Timestamp:
56. The Tales of Ba Sing Se (3:39)
55. Bottle Rocket (4:31)
54. N64 Luigi's Raceway (MK7) (5:00)
53. Peachette (5:28)
52. C3po's Role in The Force Awakens (6:23)
51. Tilt-a-Kart (7:01)
50. Mr. President (7:20)
49. Roadside Attraction (8:07)
48. GBA Battle Course 1 (MK7) (9:00)
47. Battle Course 1 (MK:SC) (9:35)
46. GBA Battle Course 3 (MKWii) (9:47)
45. Persona 1 Intro (10:03)
44. The Musical Score of The Rise of Skywalker (10:36)
43. Donkey Kong's Wiimote sound (11:31)
42. Lunar Colony (MK:8D) (12:49)
41. Big Donut (MK:64) (13:20)
40. SNES Ghost Valley's music (13:53)
39. Tenet (14:41)
38. A New Hope's water (15:43)
37. GBA Shy Guy Beach (MKWii) (16:46)
36. Palm Shore (MK:DS) (17:23)
35. Purple Coins by the Seaside (17:38)
34. The Force Awakens' Usage of R2-D2 (18:32)
33. S3 of The Mandalorian (19:20)
32. Kenji Tomochika's social link (20:50)
31. Brave (21:13)
30. Ralph Breaks the Internet (22:38)
29. "Potluck" from Steven Universe (23:06)
Surfshark VPN Sponsorship (25:30)
28. Dry Dry Desert (MK:DD) (26:51)
27. GBA Sunset Wilds (MK:8D) (27:28)
26. The Rise of Skywalker's Opening Crawl (28:20)
25. Broken Pier (MK:SC) (28:53)
24. Wario Stadium (MK:64) (29:09)
23. "The Moment Has Arrived" from Phineas and Ferb (30:15)
22. Teddie's social link (31:21)
21. Sae Niijima's confidant (31:46)
20. Gunship Cavalry (32:35)
19. Pocahontas (33:18)
18. "A Chinese Lesson" from Total Drama World Tour (34:09)
17. Piranha II: The Spawning (35:18)
16. Zurg (Lightyear) (36:04)
15. SNES Choco Island 2 (MK:DS) (36:46)
14. Bowser's Castle 2 (SMK) (37:41)
13. Aunt Sarah (38:31)
12. Kermit's Swamp Years (39:21)
11. Ice Age: Collision Course (40:46)
10. Turbo (41:53)
9. Cars 2 (43:02)
8. Happy Feet Two (44:53)
7. Always (46:29)
6. Dinosaur (47:28)
5. Earwig and the Witch (48:41)
4. The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (50:44)
3. N64 Toad's Turnpike (MK8; Battle Mode version) (52:04)
2. Hop (57:45)
1. Surfs Up 2: Wavemania (1:00:04)
The End of the Scaffrillas Six Sandwich Arc (1:07:02)
Conclusion/Credits (1:13:52)
DAMN this took forever to do---
Thanks for the spoilers
I don't think Schaff included SNES Battle Course 3 for the Battle Mode on SNES. He put it as the worst battle course for the game in that video.
I couldn't find it at all in this video
Thanks so much for this!!
@@InternatubeYou're getting mad at me when YOU decided to check the comment section first before watching the damn video. You have no one to blame but yourself.
Dude you had the title cards of the placements to help you while skimming through the vid for these timestamps,
I had practically no visual cues for the 16 timestamps I collected to rank the DK Wii remote sound effect.
Which btw....
11:47 , 11:55 , 12:04 , 12:09 , 12:21 , 12:34 , 12:35 , 12:37 , 12:42 , 14:36 , 18:25 , 23:04 , 30:19 , 41:42 ,1:07:15
I don't know if it was already noted by another comment, but from what I remember, the reason the movie ends like that is that the movie is an adaption of a book. An unfinished book, because the author died before they wrote the third act of the book. So instead of making their own ending, Ghibli just stopped it where the book did.
What book?
@@JavenVirtudes"Earwig and the witch"
@@JavenVirtudes "Earwig and The Witch" by Diana Wynne Jones, released in 2011. From what I could find from the book, the movie actually added things, like scenes in the orphanage (she went directly from entering the orphanage to adoption by Bella Yaga in the book) and the whole rock band/mother flashbacks.
At that point what is the point of making it a film in the first place
@Sammyz_Official EXACTLY!
The more times the DK Wii remote sound effect is used as meme content, the more funny it gets. That should make him rank down some slots right?
Schaff: ...
Right...?
55:09 I played this on the Wii U with my friends, and I couldn’t stop laughing because one of us kept hitting himself with a green shell and lost all his balloons that way, more enjoyable experience than the potluck song imo
Same. Played it with a friend, and both our reactions made me laugh harder than most movies I saw this year
Ya if you go into bad game setups like that looking for the fun of watching it devolve into chaos (rather than the fun of an actually functional game), it can be a blast. Me and my friends have a specific Towerfall ruleset designed for maximum nonsense that we play that way (it's been a while, but infinite drill arrows is the main mechanic lol), and then there's the classic Sonic-only Smash battle.
As a kid I had the reputation of having happy feet as my favorite movie and I don’t think anything else could do irreparable damage to my reputation
Can you live it down??
The slow distortion of the jingle between slots is genuinely great at building tension. How is that even possible?!
I have not been able to get the delivery of “THIS S*%T BELONGS IN *G* TIER!” ever since the Toad’s Turnpike review. Happy to see where it ended up here.
24:34 ABSOLUTE FIRE
This is unironically the best ranking video I’ve ever seen
I FUCKING LOVE RANKING THINGS GRAHHHHHHHH
It's you hi!
You know it’s bad when he invents a tier below F and there’s still 22 minutes left in the video
Schaffrillas saying that Surfs Up 2: WaveMania is literally worst than ARTEMIS FOWL shows you how tortured he is by looking at even the sight of that piece of media.
I take back what I said in the Disney villain’s ranking, NOW this is the most fun I’ve ever had with a Schaff video
Does this video have a “You Are Not A Gamer” parody?
You technically forgot about one ranking: in the Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga review video, you ranked all the death sounds alongside Patrick.
He also forgot about party Thor from his what if video.
Maybe he only counted full Ranking Videos?
Then again , he did Rank all the Battle courses and stuff
Probably every full video and the tangent lists he could remember, since that would require him to rewatch every video of his for random tangents. Granted, I could have sworn he ranked all the 3d Zelda games, and was expecting skyward sword to be here.
The battle map rankings probably only made it on since the 8 map one was g tier ranking and was a memorable moment
And even then he still missed the SNES battle courses
Can't say I blame him though
For a moment there I was kinda worried people were requesting these ranking videos or you have no idea what videos you wanted to do. I was so relieved hearing that you actually enjoy these rankings. Keep at it, Schaffrillas! 💞💞💞
“Kramer, what’s going on in there?”
“It’s disappointment in the game of life, Jerry.”
59:31 My favorite bit of HOP lore is that Webkinz did a partnership with the movie. They pushed the movie HARD on the game. So much so they even gave away a free pet. (Which was pretty unheard of at the time for the game.)
And the movie flopped. So hard.
I love that in an interview, the Webkinz creative director mentions it in passing as a mistake.
I own one of these hopping bunny promotional pets. As do I own other items from that promotional. All of those things are infinitely more enjoyable than the movie itself.
Btw the bunny I ended up naming Fudge. : )
Quick correction, HOP actually didn't flop. It got over $180 million dollars on a $63 million budget
@@freakfoxvevo7915 That upsets me
@Isuream6331 if it makes you feel any better, it's still the lowest grossing Illumination movie
@@freakfoxvevo7915if we need proof we live in the good timeline, is that Hop was a box office hit but it didn't turned into a franchise
A detail I love I haven’t seen pointed out. (Spoilers for the ending…)
Dude, Surfs up 2’s week off was during the Disney villain ranking, which is when Schaff got the poison apple that ultimately killed it. Hence why neither of them knew about it.
Clever and exceedingly funny attention to detail.
Tarantino, you’ve done it again.
#BravoVince
Gotta love editing continuity for a joke
I honestly hope Schaff makes a ranking of all the number 1 placements. After all the hell he went through to make this list, watching him gush about his favorite things for over an hour would be so wholesome
SCHAFF YOU INCALCULABLE FAILURE, HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO INCLUDE THE LEGO STAR WARS DEATH SOUNDS RANKING IN YOUR LEGO STAR WARS VIDEO?!
This is a fun throwback gift for the holidays. And I love how the jingle gets slower and more distorted with every entry, kind of like Schaff's declining sanity throughout.
Honestly, I am brimming with excitement for that EPIC video.
Seeing someone tear into mario kart 8's battle mode as viciously as schaff does in this video feels like justice for my 8 year old self trying battle mode on mk8 for the first time when the game launched...