Schaffrillas will never run out of extremely specific ranking videos that you still probably will click on like ranking every fish tank shown in an animated movie or something
I love that a Donkey Kong sound effect is better than entire movies. This might be my favorite list of yours. Occasionally, I would find myself disagreeing with an opinion of yours, then sitting back and thinking for a moment, about how this might just be the most ridiculous ranking list on the Internet at the moment. Truly, the most ambitious crossover.
Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of-
Oh I missed that joke, thinking that Luigi being such a sub would never cause harm, even though the real world event was brought back to my mind earlier today.
So, my ass of an older brother said he stopped watching your videos because “they always felt like a waste of time” meanwhile I vastly enjoy every minute I spent watching the insane rankings you do. Thank you for proving both of us right on the best way possible
@@Twiggo_The_Foxxo You can but going on the guys channel and shit talking him is a sure fire way to get a few people looking at you like "Tf are you here for."
The running gag of the Brawl DK Wii remote noise through random clips throughout the video was one of my favorite things in a video I’ve seen this year
Not only is this an awesome idea for a video, having no context for a lot of these lists makes it even better. I just never knew what was going to be ranked.
The only thing I knew for sure was gonna be on this list before it started was Kermit’s Swamp Years. When I saw the Sony Pictures logo at Number 1 I knew he was talking about Surf’s Up 2.
From what i can gather 56 - B tier 55-38 - C tier 37-24 - D tier 23-4 - F tier 3-2 - G tier 1 - H tier Edit: he says G tier starts at 3 but displays hunchback 2 in G tier later so im unsure on 4
maybe he meant that he realized the need for g tier when talking about toad's turnpike, at least that's how i interpreted it. but also he says hunchback 2 has redeeming qualities, which should place it outside of g tier so idk.
Wait a minute… if he hates Surfs Up 2: Wave Mania more than he loves Into the Spider Verse, then Surfs Up 2: Wave Mania is actually a -3/10 for him than a 0/10, because at one point he said that Into the Spider Verse is a 12/10
But then we have the newer Walking With Dinosaurs from 2013 that had the Dinos talk and got a lot of backlash. Though it seems the newest one is coming out in 2025.
Can't wait for the inevitable "All jingles from the Schaffrillas last place video" video. I'm dead serious. 56 of the same soundbite becoming slower and lower-pitched? Sounds like a great descent into madness. And the inevitable comment on the aforementioned video listing the sources for all 56 rankings.
SPOILERS FOR WORST RANKING: Mr.Schaffrillas, you have done a tremendous service for spotlighting the pure sin homunculi that has taken a physical DVD form, that of which hides itself within the title "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania". As a kid growing up, I fell in LOVE with the first Surfs Up movie. I begged my mom to rent it out again on Redbox years ago, convinced her to buy me the DVD, showed the film to all of my close friends as one of my comfort movies with it's splendid water animation, mockumentary style of story telling, tremendous soundtrack, Shia LaBeouf's best voice acting role in my honest to god opinion, with a sweet message for kids growing up that is both on-the-nose as well as not watered down for toddlers. Truly fond memories. So when i tell you my genuine excitement for the rumors about a 2nd film coming out around the 2015-2016 timeframe, I told EVERYONE that I knew...Surfs Up was back!! What worried me immediately afterward was the announcement of the WWE brand being affiliated with the films upcoming release. I was familiar with the direct to DVD specials that involved IPs such as Scooby Doo or The Flinstones meeting WWE characters (and how the quality usually wasn't up to anybody's realistic expectations of enjoyment if you aren't a WWE fan), but younger me held out hope for Sony to come through and give a good product! The film speaks for itself, and it genuinely ruined my perception of there being any type of hope for a proper sequel, or 3rd film to ever be birthed by this studio ever again. The message was clear even for someone as young as I was back then that Sony did not gave any thought or care about the fanbase that the original film culminated years after its original 2007 release. The insulting way they handled Cody Mavericks character assassination, spitting towards the direction of anyone who enjoyed his developed mentor relationship with Big Z, the brother comradery with Chicken Joe, and learnt lesson about the idea of being a winner VS the pure enjoyment that comes out of simply surfing with those close to you. Vince McMahon (as horrible of a man he is) now holds a strong resentment in my heart for his pure involvement for inserting himself and his employees to a media that I cared for, that I enjoyed, that I fondly think of and smearing the most irreversible soiled stain that may have ultimately killed/shelved the Surfs Up IP until the day we all are distant memories for our descendants. I don't see that many Surfs Up fans out and about these days, the tumbleweed is nothing but dust across the former floor that was a small, yet built fanbase for a film. That being said, you giving the humanitarian error that is "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania" the spotlight of the worst piece of media that you have ever ranked on this channel gives a fan like me the type of pride via agreement when regarding "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania" being the biggest piece of shit "film" ever. May the oceans tide bless us with the fond memories of penguins riding the tube of a wave for the love of the sport and nothing more.
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.” - Schaffrilas productions, 2045
A poor, uninformed programmer created a replica of Schaffrillas on character ai. Porting data from all of Schaffrillas’ videos, the developed accidentally ported 1/[10^(10^100)] of his hate of Surfs Up: Wave Mania. This created AM.
I like how at the worst bottom spot he makes a reference to the original G tier comment from toad's turnpike and puts it in H tier Also 1:00:04 is my favorite rendition of the jingle, I really like how it catches fire
The mad crab actually did it, he meticulously went through the bottom of barrel in each ranking to find the biggest disappointment in the game of life. I salute him for his sacrifice.
The "Disappointment in the game of life" jingle getting lower and lower in tone like it did in the Illumination ranking is just the perfect metaphor for the downward spiral and descent into madness that this list represents.
@@You-Tube-n5k For the first 4 rankings of the Sony video, it slowly loses about 150 cents (which is like 1 and a half steps downward) for each jingle. I remember using a tone software with -600 cents creating the same tone for the last ranking with Hop, which is actually in the same tone as the 4th to last ranking in the Sony ranking (Why did I even do this in the first place, I don't know.)
Fun fact The fish milking animation in Surf's Up 2 was animated by the artist for Phantomarine, one of the most visually stunning webcomics I have ever read Learning this bit of trivia made me do a double take xD
Honestly makes the work she did for that webcomic even more impressive, from that “scene” to Phantomarine I’ve only read 2-3 chapters so far but that is a surprising masterpiece so far!
Timestamps for all Donkey Kong Wiimote Bits: 11:55 - Smiling Friends 12:04 - Marley And Me 12:09 - Claussen's Bread Commercial 12:20 - Bongo Cat 12:32 - Rise of Skywalker 12:47 - Favorite part of Donkey Kong Wiimote Sound 14:36 - Sonic '06 18:25 - Terrifier 2 23:03 - The Simpsons 30:18 - Phineas & Ferb 35:56 - Nukie 41:42 - Mummy Vocal Scan Sound 1:12:22 - Star Vs The Forces of Evil Let me know if I missed any!
Ranking an insane amount of things that have no business being ranked together. Donkey Kong’s Wii remote sound being edited in at random points. Schaff’s improvised potluck song with chaotic music and visuals. I’m not even 30 minutes into the video, and this is already so delightfully insane
I got to #1. It wasn't what I expected. It was so much worse. Oh god. Oh my god. I even thought about the first movie, wishing that they could've made a sequel. Turns out they "did". Oh my god, holy shit. Why. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day sucks now.
I don't know if it was already noted by another comment, but from what I remember, the reason the movie ends like that is that the movie is an adaption of a book. An unfinished book, because the author died before they wrote the third act of the book. So instead of making their own ending, Ghibli just stopped it where the book did.
@@JavenVirtudes "Earwig and The Witch" by Diana Wynne Jones, released in 2011. From what I could find from the book, the movie actually added things, like scenes in the orphanage (she went directly from entering the orphanage to adoption by Bella Yaga in the book) and the whole rock band/mother flashbacks.
I am legitimately impressed that the bottom five rankings took up 27 MINUTES of this video. Like, he talked about the number 1 worst ranking than the top 15 combined. Peak Schafrillas
Yep. I'm moving it to the top of the list now and Schaff can't stop me. It is now better than Aang's Day in Ba Sing Sae due exclusively to its ironic comedic value.
Hopefully we get a video on "The Lion King 1 1/2" soon, seeing as how much he gushed about it and how he said it needed its own video. I wanna know what he thinks of some scenes being explained behind the scenes, like the animals bowing at Simba's birth actually due to Pumbaa letting rip like a Beyblade in the crowd.
I always enjoy trying to quickly guess what the next spot of a ranking video will be based on the goofy sound cues used with the ranking numbers. It’s a fun little challenge. This video definitely made that harder with literally every ranking being introduced with the same “disappointment in the game of life” sound lol
Without a doubt the dread of the last few spots on this list has filled me with an inescapable feeling of dread. Dread that I have never felt nor experienced in my entire goddamn life, and this is no demerit to schaff. This is by far one of the best videos of his that I have seen, and I have been watching him ever since frozen 2 came out and chuckled at this. This man has been at my side as I grew up and has established who and what I am. And yet the last segment of this video has reminded me of an old era of my life and has even surpassed the dread and misery I have felt. Considering that I have been bullied at a young age, discriminated against because of how weird a lot of people thought I was in elementary school, been in a life changing car accident, lived through a pandemic while going through the early stages of puberty, experiencing the worst discrimination of the theatre industry led by a wreck of a woman who should stay as far away from children or a stage as possible, discrimination from well intentioned band students my age, the worse possible relationship skills, the failure of the education system, the challenges of a high school marching band with the biggest dickwad as its director and a section that annoys me to death, exclusion from my band friends, a lying friend who made most of my classes of that year unbearably dull and lonely, a 3 month talking stage lead on by a terrible partner who moved away and still wished to continue things who then blamed me for their depression and claimed I threatened them, LIFE RUINING false harassment claims, a terrible sleep schedule, the stress of juggling full time marching band and an overwhelming theatre production, the most drawn out response from a girl ever that made me attached and left me broken for more than a month, the stress of trying to prove that I’m worthy of getting into my schools wind ensemble, and of course the bullshit inconsistencies of my band program. Despite all of this even if I were put into Tartarus and the pits of hell the sheer dread I would feel is absolutely nothing compared to the end of this list, the sheer despair oozing from Schaffs voice, the MUSIC especially at #2 made me feel like I was living in the final month of persona 3, and the lack of redeeming qualities, have never made me realize the sheer despair any one or thing could experience even in about half an hour. Considering that you hate surfs up 2 more than you love spider verse has me BEGGING that the opposite will happen if you make a ranking of your number 1 spots so that I can feel more joy and filament than the despair the end of this video has made me feel.
Every Timestamp: 56. The Tales of Ba Sing Se (3:39) 55. Bottle Rocket (4:31) 54. N64 Luigi's Raceway (MK7) (5:00) 53. Peachette (5:28) 52. C3po's Role in The Force Awakens (6:23) 51. Tilt-a-Kart (7:01) 50. Mr. President (7:20) 49. Roadside Attraction (8:07) 48. GBA Battle Course 1 (MK7) (9:00) 47. Battle Course 1 (MK:SC) (9:35) 46. GBA Battle Course 3 (MKWii) (9:47) 45. Persona 1 Intro (10:03) 44. The Musical Score of The Rise of Skywalker (10:36) 43. Donkey Kong's Wiimote sound (11:31) 42. Lunar Colony (MK:8D) (12:49) 41. Big Donut (MK:64) (13:20) 40. SNES Ghost Valley's music (13:53) 39. Tenet (14:41) 38. A New Hope's water (15:43) 37. GBA Shy Guy Beach (MKWii) (16:46) 36. Palm Shore (MK:DS) (17:23) 35. Purple Coins by the Seaside (17:38) 34. The Force Awakens' Usage of R2-D2 (18:32) 33. S3 of The Mandalorian (19:20) 32. Kenji Tomochika's social link (20:50) 31. Brave (21:13) 30. Ralph Breaks the Internet (22:38) 29. "Potluck" from Steven Universe (23:06) Surfshark VPN Sponsorship (25:30) 28. Dry Dry Desert (MK:DD) (26:51) 27. GBA Sunset Wilds (MK:8D) (27:28) 26. The Rise of Skywalker's Opening Crawl (28:20) 25. Broken Pier (MK:SC) (28:53) 24. Wario Stadium (MK:64) (29:09) 23. "The Moment Has Arrived" from Phineas and Ferb (30:15) 22. Teddie's social link (31:21) 21. Sae Niijima's confidant (31:46) 20. Gunship Cavalry (32:35) 19. Pocahontas (33:18) 18. "A Chinese Lesson" from Total Drama World Tour (34:09) 17. Piranha II: The Spawning (35:18) 16. Zurg (Lightyear) (36:04) 15. SNES Choco Island 2 (MK:DS) (36:46) 14. Bowser's Castle 2 (SMK) (37:41) 13. Aunt Sarah (38:31) 12. Kermit's Swamp Years (39:21) 11. Ice Age: Collision Course (40:46) 10. Turbo (41:53) 9. Cars 2 (43:02) 8. Happy Feet Two (44:53) 7. Always (46:29) 6. Dinosaur (47:28) 5. Earwig and the Witch (48:41) 4. The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (50:44) 3. N64 Toad's Turnpike (MK8; Battle Mode version) (52:04) 2. Hop (57:45) 1. Surfs Up 2: Wavemania (1:00:04) The End of the Scaffrillas Six Sandwich Arc (1:07:02) Conclusion/Credits (1:13:52) DAMN this took forever to do---
I don't think Schaff included SNES Battle Course 3 for the Battle Mode on SNES. He put it as the worst battle course for the game in that video. I couldn't find it at all in this video
@@InternatubeYou're getting mad at me when YOU decided to check the comment section first before watching the damn video. You have no one to blame but yourself.
Dude you had the title cards of the placements to help you while skimming through the vid for these timestamps, I had practically no visual cues for the 16 timestamps I collected to rank the DK Wii remote sound effect. Which btw.... 11:47 , 11:55 , 12:04 , 12:09 , 12:21 , 12:34 , 12:35 , 12:37 , 12:42 , 14:36 , 18:25 , 23:04 , 30:19 , 41:42 ,1:07:15
This is a definitive masterpiece. The piece de resistance. The greatest video in all of cinema history. A cinematic masterpiece, if you will. This is truly the final boss of Schaffrillas Productions. Congrats, and happy new disappointment in the game of life. It's the most wonderful time of the year.
55:09 I played this on the Wii U with my friends, and I couldn’t stop laughing because one of us kept hitting himself with a green shell and lost all his balloons that way, more enjoyable experience than the potluck song imo
Ya if you go into bad game setups like that looking for the fun of watching it devolve into chaos (rather than the fun of an actually functional game), it can be a blast. Me and my friends have a specific Towerfall ruleset designed for maximum nonsense that we play that way (it's been a while, but infinite drill arrows is the main mechanic lol), and then there's the classic Sonic-only Smash battle.
59:14 Okay, thats twice you’ve referenced the main villain of one of the more niche ace attorney games. It’s time you dropped a ranking on the series of some kind
This ranking feels like Tomatoa is yapping on to Moana and Maui about everything he has ranking last place on, and there is nothing that they can do to stop him. This giant crab has been keeping those two held hostage and forcing them to listen to his opinions on various topics for years now.
I heard the electric guitar at Luigi's entrance and thought "omg epic?? it would've so cool to get a video on epic" and THEN THE HINT AT THE END i am so psyched
Probably every full video and the tangent lists he could remember, since that would require him to rewatch every video of his for random tangents. Granted, I could have sworn he ranked all the 3d Zelda games, and was expecting skyward sword to be here.
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate Surfs Up 2 since it came out. There are thirty trillion cells that make up my body and if the word HATE was inscribed onto each nano-angstrom of those tens of trillions of cells it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for that film at this micro-instant. Hate, hate, hate!”
Time stamps: (Note: This is mostly for people looking to find something if they’re watching it for the second time. Please watch his video to the end it helps him out.) 0:06 Intro 3:40 #1 The Tale of Aang-The Last Avatar 4:32 #2 Bottle Rocket-Wes Anderson 5:01 #3 Luigi Raceway-Mario Kart 7 5:29 #4 Peachette-Mario Kart 8 6:24 #5 C-3PO-The Force Awakens 7:02 #6 Battle Mode Courses-Mario Kart 7:22 #7 Mr. President-Smiling Friends 8:08 #8 Roadside Attraction-Gravity Falls 9:01- 10:04 #9-11 GBA Battle Courses-Mario Kart 10:04 #12 Persona 1 Opening Movie 10:37 #13 Rise of Skywalker Score-Rise of Skywalker 11:31 #14 Dong Kongs Wii Remote Sound-Brawl 12:50 #15 Lunar Colony-Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 13:20 #16 Big Donut-Mario Kart 64 13:53 #17 Ghost Valley Song-Mario Kart 14:42 #18 Tenet 15:44 #19 The New Hope’s Water-A New Hope 16:47 #20 GBA Shi-Guy Beach-Mario Kart Wii (I can’t spell) 17:24 #21 Palm Shore-Mario Kart Wii 17:40 #22 Purple Coins By the Sea Side-Super Mario Galaxy 18:32 #23 R2-D2 Role in-The Force Awakens 19:21 #24 The Mandolorian Season 3-What do you think 20:51 #25 Kenji-Persona 3 21:14 #26 Brave-Pixar Will continue later…
Pro-tip for if you wanna type this kind of comment in the future: Just put the timestamp and then the number entry it is. Think that's better than just outright spoiling the contents of the list
@@freakfoxvevo7915 I have done that before on other channels but I mentioned in the beginning note that this is meant for people who have already watched the video and need to refer back to a certain point.
I always liked Peachette just for her character design. The Mushroom resembling gown, rounded pigtails, and poofy crown are all very fitting for A Princess of The "Mushroom" Kingdom. I like to think it used to be the dress of Peach's mother and she one day decided to give it to Toadette as a gift, in the form of a magical girl transformation through a crown.
To adress the potluck song, while it is of course the worst song in steven universe, it being anything more would ruin the impact of that episode. The entire episode, lars was incredibly nervous and afraid of not being cool enough to fit in. And yet, when sadie ends up left alone with the cool kids, she doesn't have to do much to have fun with them. Just singing the word potluck over and over again was enough to emotionally connect with them and have fun. Point being, the Potluck song ranking below the Donkey Kong wii remote sound is a stain on your career that will only be washed away by making an hour long apology and analysis video on the Potluck song.
This is a fun throwback gift for the holidays. And I love how the jingle gets slower and more distorted with every entry, kind of like Schaff's declining sanity throughout.
Honestly this video is one of the best videos Schaff has ever made. You truly feel the descent into hell in this video. By the top 3 I was actively stressed out watching this, a goddamn ranking video, because it was just so intense by the end. Hearing the life drain from James’ voice, and even the down pitched Toad’s Turnpike music really creates a haunting environment. Edit: Also, I will give N64 Toad’s Turnpike ONE thing. It’s better than it would’ve been if it was the original version.
I honestly thought there wouldn't be worse things than N64 Toad's Turnpike (Battle Ver.) since that one established a G Tier back in the MK8DX video. And yet, we have officially established an H Tier thanks to that one movie.
My take to what each letter in a tier list stands for: S: Spiritual. A: Amazing. B: Brilliant. C: Central. D: Dull. E: Empty. F: Foul. G: Garbage. H: Horrifying. Z: Zombifying.
24:15 The Potluck song bit proves the point so well. I could literally imagine myself singing "Potluck is pretty great" as i cook a stew or something if I have Steven Universe on the mind, but "Potluck Potluck Potluck" is so nothing it's worse than nothing.
I'm convinced Schaff made the chime for each entry being the "Disappointment in the game of life" jingle to make people who make compilations of those chimes do double the work. Also Schaff did it already it's the whole video
47:37 The middle finger to denote that Dinosaur has placed last in “not once” but “in two” ranking videos Legitimately made me breathe harder through my nose briefly.
"I will bet my entire life savings that Surf's Up 2: Wavemania is at the bottom of this list. There has never been a more obvious bottom spot in any ranking video ever."
I'm very glad to hear you went through character development and don't hate Peachette any more. She doesn't deserve the hate and the concept of "a wasted slot that could've been a character I wanted" is a fallacy. Also i am THRILLED TO BITS to hear you wanna do Ace Attorney videos, I've watched you rank movies I've never seen for hours at a time, imagine you talking about a thing I actually _really like!_ I'd watch those videos multiple times.
25:08 I would like to humbly request that the song makes it to Spotify if possible because my music taste is unironically stupid enough to enjoy it on a regular basis
"Ohh... your AI art" "Ok i'm not that bad". Bro I'm dying. 🤣 Also i laughed harder every time another Dk remote sound played. Unironically an excellent climax to the year, and to the sandwich arc Schaff! Great job as usual!
Ranking every use of the Donkey Kong Wii Remote Noise: Tutorial Level: 11:31 - 12:49 A demonstration of how funny this noise is as a standalone & standing alone as a near incomparable theme on this list Bad- 17. 12:21 Schaff stop. It would sound better if the bongos where subjected to an equal serving of audio crunch 16. 12:20 Yeah it'd maybe sound bett- 15. 25:29 Doesn't speak for itself. 14. 14:36 Literally just used as a thud sfx. Mid- 13. 12:37 Comedy comes in threes. 12. 12:35 They what? 11. 12:34 Huh? oh it's the sequels. 10. 41:42 Yeeeeaaahhh, it fits but I kind of saw this coming 9. 11:47 It probably sounds real bad rig- what the heck even was that? 8. 12:42 Yeah that would be my favourite part too 7. 11:55 In retrospect, this is also better than 3 actual songs coming later in the list Great- 6. 12:04 This is _Theeeeee_ standard of great DK sfx clips 5. 23:04 It fits so well 4. 30:19 New remote, who dis? 3. 18:25 The moment where it sets in. That sound, its. Its just terrible. 2. 12:09 A top tier clip that subverted my expectations. Honestly, you could roll it back and place DK in 2 more brilliant spots. 1. 1:07:15 I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming Oh I guess this is serious, I haven't heard the clip at all during the bottom 5 soI KNOW THIS LUDO CLIP!!!!!!!!
So we know how Illumination was a downward spiral in how the list went? I feel like this video fits more as a downward spiral with how the editing slowly gets more insane as it goes on…also that’s it least worst to absolute worst definitely helps with the downward spiral.
@@RedoStone35 its meant to signal like, crying of laughter, or at least that was my intent. I use it all the time anyways it functions well for like any emotion if you think about it well (except for genuine sadness nobody uses it for that) so technically you're right lol
I love going from the Persona 1 intro to the entirety of TRoS's soundtrack to Donkey Kong's crusty Wii Remote Sound Effect (then to Lunar Colony my beloved). Truly the Pichu moment where you realise Schaffralis really meant “everyone is here”
This is the most entertaining ranking video I've ever watched out of any youtube video ever, which is saying a lot regarding Schaffrillas's other rankings ALSO being entertaining as shit. I feel like he needs a break or something because of how terrible everything on this list is lol. Maybe a ranking of all the #1 spots? That might be hard tho.
Okay honestly thought this seemed like a lazy idea for a video but its actually super compelling to see just how much has been ranked overtime. Bravo Vi- Schaff!
Let’s be honest, That game deserves to be shat on. From it’s lack of variety of good characters, from its battle system, from its lack of interesting story, and from the fact that Princess Peach barely does anything. In the original Paper Mario and Thousand Year Door (despite being captured), she at least helps Mario and gets to do interesting stuff like baking a cake for a fat shy guy, appearing on a game show, and interacting with a computer program, even though the computer is supposed to be her enemy and keeping an eye on her.
The concept of him enjoying more donkey kong’s compressed growl than entire movies is hysterical on its own
Cause at least it’s 1 second long and not like an hour and a half
Nah that makes sense tbh, I’d also take a 1 second growl over a 90 minute soulless steaming pile of shitshow movie anyday
@@Lady_ETHNE Also it has some meme protentional
True!!! I love that the top spots are like songs, the growl, water and some stages and later are full movies lol
Schaffrillas will never run out of extremely specific ranking videos that you still probably will click on like ranking every fish tank shown in an animated movie or something
I'm still waiting for when he'll eventually rank the 9 Star Wars movies by how good the memes about each movie are.
what if you ranked every worst gun in each category in PF? haha jk, unless...
this gave me a visual for a "Ranking every type of fish tank gravel" video for some reason lmao
“Ranking Every Left Toenail of Every Pixar Protagonist”
*WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!*
Seeing the last 25 minutes for only 3 spots is terrifying
I checked the watch time remaining pretty regularly throughout the video and the time remaining almost always concerned me greatly.
Thankfully the last 8 minutes aren’t directly him explaining his ranking
and the actual segments don't manage to make me less terrified
Given they are below F-Tier, it makes sense.
that shit belongs in G tier
I love that a Donkey Kong sound effect is better than entire movies. This might be my favorite list of yours. Occasionally, I would find myself disagreeing with an opinion of yours, then sitting back and thinking for a moment, about how this might just be the most ridiculous ranking list on the Internet at the moment. Truly, the most ambitious crossover.
I think, without a doubt, this is Schaff's single funniest video purely for how insanely fucking unhinged it is from start to finish
did you just forget about the arcane review and the tony soprano iceberg?
(Donkey Kong Wii Remote sound from Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
I agree, this is on the level of the supervillain snowflake for me, look em up.
what is yalls sense of humor?? i think his vids are entertaining, but i probably didn’t even crack smile once…
@@strxbxrryfixlds “what is yalls sense of humor???”
not yours.
Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of life, Dissapointment in the game of-
"DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE GAME OF LIFE" chain
Plankton: ALRIGHT I GET IT!!!!
Something tells me he’s disappointed in this game of life but I can’t put my finger on it
are the
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
1:12:43 “Nah Luigi would never shoot anyone” IS WILD
Crazy work
Oh I missed that joke, thinking that Luigi being such a sub would never cause harm, even though the real world event was brought back to my mind earlier today.
Coincidence? I think not!
I don’t get references sadly
This video was made before the 4th of December 💀
So, my ass of an older brother said he stopped watching your videos because “they always felt like a waste of time” meanwhile I vastly enjoy every minute I spent watching the insane rankings you do. Thank you for proving both of us right on the best way possible
Isn't half the point of watching youtube to waste time? Dude would benefit from lightening up a little bit this is gold-
Schaffrillas sounds like a "edgy" 13 year old who probably has a deviant art fursona that has a "tragic" backstory
@@Twiggo_The_Foxxo why are you here..?
@khatunamezvrishvili6211 I can't give my opinion anymore?
@@Twiggo_The_Foxxo You can but going on the guys channel and shit talking him is a sure fire way to get a few people looking at you like "Tf are you here for."
The running gag of the Brawl DK Wii remote noise through random clips throughout the video was one of my favorite things in a video I’ve seen this year
The setups were funny too lmao
The bart hitting homer with the chair was the best bit of a video this year XD
Someone should make a compilation of every time that sound effect was used in this video.
The Terrifier one caught off guard
I love Terrifier
was about to comment this, loved it fr
Not only is this an awesome idea for a video, having no context for a lot of these lists makes it even better. I just never knew what was going to be ranked.
Yeah this was actually wild 💀
Lol, same! 😅
The only thing I knew for sure was gonna be on this list before it started was Kermit’s Swamp Years. When I saw the Sony Pictures logo at Number 1 I knew he was talking about Surf’s Up 2.
From what i can gather
56 - B tier
55-38 - C tier
37-24 - D tier
23-4 - F tier
3-2 - G tier
1 - H tier
Edit: he says G tier starts at 3 but displays hunchback 2 in G tier later so im unsure on 4
maybe he meant that he realized the need for g tier when talking about toad's turnpike, at least that's how i interpreted it. but also he says hunchback 2 has redeeming qualities, which should place it outside of g tier so idk.
Why doesn't a f*cking E Tier exist? That makes no sense!
I wonder what his reaction to a Z tier would be like
@@MariOmor1H tier actually has a nice ring to it cause of Hell
@MariOmor1 a z tier product is quite literally something from hell to him
best commentary channel on youtube, you can make a video about literally anything and i would watch all of it, your charisma is off the charts
The whole DK Wii remote grunt section was some of the funniest editing I’ve seen in a hot minute 😂
Hope it becomes a recurring joke like Twas his Mistake
It needs to become a running joke in every video now
IT JUST KEEPS COMING
41:40 is gold
@@sixredfish6115as soon as I seen the clip come up I was waiting for dk 🤣
Reminder: everything after 12:58 is worse than a 1 second sound effect
(Grunt sound effect)
Yes but that one second sound effect is now immortalized in meme form.
The water in A New Hope
After this ranking, I would say that EVERYTHING on this list is worse than that 1 second sound effect! It's grown on me.
There's still an hour left in the video afterwards.
Wait a minute… if he hates Surfs Up 2: Wave Mania more than he loves Into the Spider Verse, then Surfs Up 2: Wave Mania is actually a -3/10 for him than a 0/10, because at one point he said that Into the Spider Verse is a 12/10
Boarding on -4/10
…unless your JelloApocalypse
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
Isn't it -1/10 or is it -2/10, I know it's not -3
@@boq780_2.0 He hates it *more than* he loves Spider-Verse. If it was _as much as,_ then yes, it'd be a -2/10.
@L3X1N isn't 12-13 -1 though or is 1am me just stupid and doing the wrong equation
dinosaur feels like it wants to be walking with dinosaurs but then they realized that this is a disney movie and needed to make the dinos speak
But then we have the newer Walking With Dinosaurs from 2013 that had the Dinos talk and got a lot of backlash. Though it seems the newest one is coming out in 2025.
ok but the dvd came with a banger minigame, I'm sure schaff just doesn't know about that
Wait Walking with Dinosaurs has a sequel? And it's getting another sequel this year???
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
Pretty much.
BTW, would you like us to bake some cupcakes together?
This definitely feels like a throwback to the ytp era of Schafrillas. Mashing together EVERYTHING into one ranking is so wild
Everything in last place, that is
Bean
@Calamity25everything in its last place
he still makes YTPs on his second channel
@Calamity25oh my gosh him ranking *everything* he’s ever ranked would be insane- don’t actually do it mind you, it would be days long
Can't wait for the inevitable "All jingles from the Schaffrillas last place video" video.
I'm dead serious. 56 of the same soundbite becoming slower and lower-pitched? Sounds like a great descent into madness.
And the inevitable comment on the aforementioned video listing the sources for all 56 rankings.
Yes
So I wasn’t just imagining things omg
And randomly near the middle a song about Potlucks and him complaining about how the Potluck song sucked.
I had to stop watching the video pretty early on cause I couldn't handle the repeated sound- very sad I really wanted to watch but I can't do that 😭
No way he does something crazy like ranking every first place Schaffrillas ranking.
Yes, this! Please 😂
It would be the most beautiful videoever
Well the last place of the first places would be pretty easy, the one here, the first place of the last places
Inb4 ranking every 6th place Schaffrillas ranking video
That would be the most positive video on TH-cam
SPOILERS FOR WORST RANKING:
Mr.Schaffrillas, you have done a tremendous service for spotlighting the pure sin homunculi that has taken a physical DVD form, that of which hides itself within the title "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania". As a kid growing up, I fell in LOVE with the first Surfs Up movie. I begged my mom to rent it out again on Redbox years ago, convinced her to buy me the DVD, showed the film to all of my close friends as one of my comfort movies with it's splendid water animation, mockumentary style of story telling, tremendous soundtrack, Shia LaBeouf's best voice acting role in my honest to god opinion, with a sweet message for kids growing up that is both on-the-nose as well as not watered down for toddlers. Truly fond memories.
So when i tell you my genuine excitement for the rumors about a 2nd film coming out around the 2015-2016 timeframe, I told EVERYONE that I knew...Surfs Up was back!!
What worried me immediately afterward was the announcement of the WWE brand being affiliated with the films upcoming release. I was familiar with the direct to DVD specials that involved IPs such as Scooby Doo or The Flinstones meeting WWE characters (and how the quality usually wasn't up to anybody's realistic expectations of enjoyment if you aren't a WWE fan), but younger me held out hope for Sony to come through and give a good product!
The film speaks for itself, and it genuinely ruined my perception of there being any type of hope for a proper sequel, or 3rd film to ever be birthed by this studio ever again. The message was clear even for someone as young as I was back then that Sony did not gave any thought or care about the fanbase that the original film culminated years after its original 2007 release. The insulting way they handled Cody Mavericks character assassination, spitting towards the direction of anyone who enjoyed his developed mentor relationship with Big Z, the brother comradery with Chicken Joe, and learnt lesson about the idea of being a winner VS the pure enjoyment that comes out of simply surfing with those close to you.
Vince McMahon (as horrible of a man he is) now holds a strong resentment in my heart for his pure involvement for inserting himself and his employees to a media that I cared for, that I enjoyed, that I fondly think of and smearing the most irreversible soiled stain that may have ultimately killed/shelved the Surfs Up IP until the day we all are distant memories for our descendants.
I don't see that many Surfs Up fans out and about these days, the tumbleweed is nothing but dust across the former floor that was a small, yet built fanbase for a film.
That being said, you giving the humanitarian error that is "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania" the spotlight of the worst piece of media that you have ever ranked on this channel gives a fan like me the type of pride via agreement when regarding "Surfs Up 2 Wavemania" being the biggest piece of shit "film" ever.
May the oceans tide bless us with the fond memories of penguins riding the tube of a wave for the love of the sport and nothing more.
As a Surf's Up fan since i was young, I couldn't have put it better
too much text wont read
It's interesting seeing his arc from someone who hates Cars 2 to someone who still hates Cars 2 but appreciates the joy it brings to others.
Or with Peachette.
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.” - Schaffrilas productions, 2045
W reference
Replace you and humans with
Shoot (X2) meant to say the forbidden movie
Um, what does hate mean?
A poor, uninformed programmer created a replica of Schaffrillas on character ai. Porting data from all of Schaffrillas’ videos, the developed accidentally ported 1/[10^(10^100)] of his hate of Surfs Up: Wave Mania. This created AM.
17:00 So youre telling me you prefer the DIRTY WATER FROM NEW HOPE over a whole Mario Kart stage 😭
Hah!
Mate, he prefers the dirty water over multiple whole feature length films
The dirty water from A New Hope has more inherent value than Surfs Up 2 ever has and ever will
Yeah. He’s telling you that. What of it?
the worst part for me is i really like that mario kart stage :(
I like how at the worst bottom spot he makes a reference to the original G tier comment from toad's turnpike and puts it in H tier
Also 1:00:04 is my favorite rendition of the jingle, I really like how it catches fire
The mad crab actually did it, he meticulously went through the bottom of barrel in each ranking to find the biggest disappointment in the game of life. I salute him for his sacrifice.
The volcano profile again, of all places.
Man I see you everywhere
& it was the commercial
I was a lot more surprised seeing what #2 was than #1 if I’m being honest
He can now rest.
Heck if I was one day a proper Content Creator I would rank the thinks I dislike & despise in a video.
Now Schaffrillas should have a ranking of every #1 spot.
Same
Something for next year.
which includes what's in 1st place spot in this video 🤣
@@brendantaskerwell, we would immediately know what's last
@@ahmed4363 LMAO yes we would 🤣
Schaffrillas please make a “ranking everything I’ve ranked first place” video for your own sanity 🙏
Spiderverse is #1
@@UltimateGamer34 it would probably be Whisper of the Heart
@@UltimateGamer34into the Spiderverse isn’t even the best Spiderverse movie.
Fight me…
@@UltimateGamer34no it’s not at all. Heck, it’s not Top 5 potential
this would be so peak
41:42 I genuinely thought this was an ad and then started laughing at the same joke again THERE IS NO WAY 💀
"Schaffrillas's torture is sponsored by Surfshark VPN."
He'll need a VPN after his constant disrespect the Cars franchise
Bean
“Enabled by Surfshark VPN”
@@CANOBEANSSSI agree
Surfshark VPN be rolling
The "Disappointment in the game of life" jingle getting lower and lower in tone like it did in the Illumination ranking is just the perfect metaphor for the downward spiral and descent into madness that this list represents.
It got lower in the Sony one, the Illumination ranking just had a lower tone one for Hop.
Imagine hearing 1:00:04 while you're relaxing on your couch in the middle of the night...
@@mrsillytacos Really? If I remember correctly the Sony one was normal with Spiderverse at the end
@@You-Tube-n5k For the first 4 rankings of the Sony video, it slowly loses about 150 cents (which is like 1 and a half steps downward) for each jingle. I remember using a tone software with -600 cents creating the same tone for the last ranking with Hop, which is actually in the same tone as the 4th to last ranking in the Sony ranking (Why did I even do this in the first place, I don't know.)
Fun fact
The fish milking animation in Surf's Up 2 was animated by the artist for Phantomarine, one of the most visually stunning webcomics I have ever read
Learning this bit of trivia made me do a double take xD
WHY TF WOULD THEY EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT 💀💀
Hope they where payed super well for it. Kind of unsure though - Movie studios hate paying artists.
Honestly makes the work she did for that webcomic even more impressive, from that “scene” to Phantomarine I’ve only read 2-3 chapters so far but that is a surprising masterpiece so far!
Oh. Oh my god.
Timestamps for all Donkey Kong Wiimote Bits:
11:55 - Smiling Friends
12:04 - Marley And Me
12:09 - Claussen's Bread Commercial
12:20 - Bongo Cat
12:32 - Rise of Skywalker
12:47 - Favorite part of Donkey Kong Wiimote Sound
14:36 - Sonic '06
18:25 - Terrifier 2
23:03 - The Simpsons
30:18 - Phineas & Ferb
35:56 - Nukie
41:42 - Mummy Vocal Scan Sound
1:12:22 - Star Vs The Forces of Evil
Let me know if I missed any!
Ranking an insane amount of things that have no business being ranked together.
Donkey Kong’s Wii remote sound being edited in at random points.
Schaff’s improvised potluck song with chaotic music and visuals.
I’m not even 30 minutes into the video, and this is already so delightfully insane
1:12:43 “Nah, Luigi would never shoot anyone” 😭
No way that wasn’t intentional
@@hyperswag506of course it wasn’t
Oh I didn't get it until I read this, that's pretty good lol
I request further clarification for this humorous statement
I don't get it.
*_OH-_*
I got to #1. It wasn't what I expected.
It was so much worse. Oh god. Oh my god. I even thought about the first movie, wishing that they could've made a sequel. Turns out they "did".
Oh my god, holy shit. Why. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day sucks now.
Watch the Sony ranking. He goes into detail there.
I don't know if it was already noted by another comment, but from what I remember, the reason the movie ends like that is that the movie is an adaption of a book. An unfinished book, because the author died before they wrote the third act of the book. So instead of making their own ending, Ghibli just stopped it where the book did.
What book?
@@JavenVirtudes"Earwig and the witch"
@@JavenVirtudes "Earwig and The Witch" by Diana Wynne Jones, released in 2011. From what I could find from the book, the movie actually added things, like scenes in the orphanage (she went directly from entering the orphanage to adoption by Bella Yaga in the book) and the whole rock band/mother flashbacks.
I am legitimately impressed that the bottom five rankings took up 27 MINUTES of this video. Like, he talked about the number 1 worst ranking than the top 15 combined. Peak Schafrillas
The Donkey Kong sound being reused actively is a beautiful detail
Yep. I'm moving it to the top of the list now and Schaff can't stop me. It is now better than Aang's Day in Ba Sing Sae due exclusively to its ironic comedic value.
The funniest inclusion was at 12:33 for me, my sense of humor is broken
This feels like someone talking about all their hyperfixations all at once
Hopefully we get a video on "The Lion King 1 1/2" soon, seeing as how much he gushed about it and how he said it needed its own video. I wanna know what he thinks of some scenes being explained behind the scenes, like the animals bowing at Simba's birth actually due to Pumbaa letting rip like a Beyblade in the crowd.
I legitimately think this might be one of my all time favorite TH-cam videos.
So many things being ranked lower than the literal trash water of A New Hope is incredible
I always enjoy trying to quickly guess what the next spot of a ranking video will be based on the goofy sound cues used with the ranking numbers. It’s a fun little challenge. This video definitely made that harder with literally every ranking being introduced with the same “disappointment in the game of life” sound lol
Yeah. Honestly a missed opportunity to use different cues for them as he couldn't it before.
Without a doubt the dread of the last few spots on this list has filled me with an inescapable feeling of dread. Dread that I have never felt nor experienced in my entire goddamn life, and this is no demerit to schaff. This is by far one of the best videos of his that I have seen, and I have been watching him ever since frozen 2 came out and chuckled at this. This man has been at my side as I grew up and has established who and what I am. And yet the last segment of this video has reminded me of an old era of my life and has even surpassed the dread and misery I have felt. Considering that I have been bullied at a young age, discriminated against because of how weird a lot of people thought I was in elementary school, been in a life changing car accident, lived through a pandemic while going through the early stages of puberty, experiencing the worst discrimination of the theatre industry led by a wreck of a woman who should stay as far away from children or a stage as possible, discrimination from well intentioned band students my age, the worse possible relationship skills, the failure of the education system, the challenges of a high school marching band with the biggest dickwad as its director and a section that annoys me to death, exclusion from my band friends, a lying friend who made most of my classes of that year unbearably dull and lonely, a 3 month talking stage lead on by a terrible partner who moved away and still wished to continue things who then blamed me for their depression and claimed I threatened them, LIFE RUINING false harassment claims, a terrible sleep schedule, the stress of juggling full time marching band and an overwhelming theatre production, the most drawn out response from a girl ever that made me attached and left me broken for more than a month, the stress of trying to prove that I’m worthy of getting into my schools wind ensemble, and of course the bullshit inconsistencies of my band program. Despite all of this even if I were put into Tartarus and the pits of hell the sheer dread I would feel is absolutely nothing compared to the end of this list, the sheer despair oozing from Schaffs voice, the MUSIC especially at #2 made me feel like I was living in the final month of persona 3, and the lack of redeeming qualities, have never made me realize the sheer despair any one or thing could experience even in about half an hour. Considering that you hate surfs up 2 more than you love spider verse has me BEGGING that the opposite will happen if you make a ranking of your number 1 spots so that I can feel more joy and filament than the despair the end of this video has made me feel.
Every Timestamp:
56. The Tales of Ba Sing Se (3:39)
55. Bottle Rocket (4:31)
54. N64 Luigi's Raceway (MK7) (5:00)
53. Peachette (5:28)
52. C3po's Role in The Force Awakens (6:23)
51. Tilt-a-Kart (7:01)
50. Mr. President (7:20)
49. Roadside Attraction (8:07)
48. GBA Battle Course 1 (MK7) (9:00)
47. Battle Course 1 (MK:SC) (9:35)
46. GBA Battle Course 3 (MKWii) (9:47)
45. Persona 1 Intro (10:03)
44. The Musical Score of The Rise of Skywalker (10:36)
43. Donkey Kong's Wiimote sound (11:31)
42. Lunar Colony (MK:8D) (12:49)
41. Big Donut (MK:64) (13:20)
40. SNES Ghost Valley's music (13:53)
39. Tenet (14:41)
38. A New Hope's water (15:43)
37. GBA Shy Guy Beach (MKWii) (16:46)
36. Palm Shore (MK:DS) (17:23)
35. Purple Coins by the Seaside (17:38)
34. The Force Awakens' Usage of R2-D2 (18:32)
33. S3 of The Mandalorian (19:20)
32. Kenji Tomochika's social link (20:50)
31. Brave (21:13)
30. Ralph Breaks the Internet (22:38)
29. "Potluck" from Steven Universe (23:06)
Surfshark VPN Sponsorship (25:30)
28. Dry Dry Desert (MK:DD) (26:51)
27. GBA Sunset Wilds (MK:8D) (27:28)
26. The Rise of Skywalker's Opening Crawl (28:20)
25. Broken Pier (MK:SC) (28:53)
24. Wario Stadium (MK:64) (29:09)
23. "The Moment Has Arrived" from Phineas and Ferb (30:15)
22. Teddie's social link (31:21)
21. Sae Niijima's confidant (31:46)
20. Gunship Cavalry (32:35)
19. Pocahontas (33:18)
18. "A Chinese Lesson" from Total Drama World Tour (34:09)
17. Piranha II: The Spawning (35:18)
16. Zurg (Lightyear) (36:04)
15. SNES Choco Island 2 (MK:DS) (36:46)
14. Bowser's Castle 2 (SMK) (37:41)
13. Aunt Sarah (38:31)
12. Kermit's Swamp Years (39:21)
11. Ice Age: Collision Course (40:46)
10. Turbo (41:53)
9. Cars 2 (43:02)
8. Happy Feet Two (44:53)
7. Always (46:29)
6. Dinosaur (47:28)
5. Earwig and the Witch (48:41)
4. The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (50:44)
3. N64 Toad's Turnpike (MK8; Battle Mode version) (52:04)
2. Hop (57:45)
1. Surfs Up 2: Wavemania (1:00:04)
The End of the Scaffrillas Six Sandwich Arc (1:07:02)
Conclusion/Credits (1:13:52)
DAMN this took forever to do---
Thanks for the spoilers
I don't think Schaff included SNES Battle Course 3 for the Battle Mode on SNES. He put it as the worst battle course for the game in that video.
I couldn't find it at all in this video
Thanks so much for this!!
@@InternatubeYou're getting mad at me when YOU decided to check the comment section first before watching the damn video. You have no one to blame but yourself.
Dude you had the title cards of the placements to help you while skimming through the vid for these timestamps,
I had practically no visual cues for the 16 timestamps I collected to rank the DK Wii remote sound effect.
Which btw....
11:47 , 11:55 , 12:04 , 12:09 , 12:21 , 12:34 , 12:35 , 12:37 , 12:42 , 14:36 , 18:25 , 23:04 , 30:19 , 41:42 ,1:07:15
Fear not, citizens of Schaffrillas Productions!
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This! This is how people should do a timestamp for a ranking video.
Thank you for not spoiling it. I really needed this.
Spoilers: All the jingles are a disappointment in the game of life.
Best one ever, without spoiling required
really need more timestamp comments like this, thank you
Really enjoying the Potluck intermission, makes me feel like when I got laughing gas at the dentist
im not seeing enough comments about it! I loved that segment and the editors note afterward too!
This is unironically the best ranking video I’ve ever seen
This is a definitive masterpiece. The piece de resistance. The greatest video in all of cinema history. A cinematic masterpiece, if you will. This is truly the final boss of Schaffrillas Productions. Congrats, and happy new disappointment in the game of life. It's the most wonderful time of the year.
frfr
I FUCKING LOVE RANKING THINGS GRAHHHHHHHH
55:09 I played this on the Wii U with my friends, and I couldn’t stop laughing because one of us kept hitting himself with a green shell and lost all his balloons that way, more enjoyable experience than the potluck song imo
Same. Played it with a friend, and both our reactions made me laugh harder than most movies I saw this year
Ya if you go into bad game setups like that looking for the fun of watching it devolve into chaos (rather than the fun of an actually functional game), it can be a blast. Me and my friends have a specific Towerfall ruleset designed for maximum nonsense that we play that way (it's been a while, but infinite drill arrows is the main mechanic lol), and then there's the classic Sonic-only Smash battle.
This is the most adhd thing I’ve ever seen… I love it.
This is peak, the ranking, the editing, it's all peak. Why is this video so fucking good?!
When is potluck coming to Spotify?
59:14 Okay, thats twice you’ve referenced the main villain of one of the more niche ace attorney games. It’s time you dropped a ranking on the series of some kind
I wonder if he'll do the ranking for all the character in the entire series, but that's way too many (maybe limited to main-games-only/spinoff-only)
@@alifakbar4232 he is literaly working on a raking for all pikmin colectables, if he has enough pasion nothing is imposible for this crab
Maybe rank every case in the series
@ that’s what i’m sayinnnn
1:14:12
This ranking feels like Tomatoa is yapping on to Moana and Maui about everything he has ranking last place on, and there is nothing that they can do to stop him. This giant crab has been keeping those two held hostage and forcing them to listen to his opinions on various topics for years now.
I heard the electric guitar at Luigi's entrance and thought "omg epic?? it would've so cool to get a video on epic" and THEN THE HINT AT THE END i am so psyched
You technically forgot about one ranking: in the Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga review video, you ranked all the death sounds alongside Patrick.
He also forgot about party Thor from his what if video.
Maybe he only counted full Ranking Videos?
Then again , he did Rank all the Battle courses and stuff
Probably every full video and the tangent lists he could remember, since that would require him to rewatch every video of his for random tangents. Granted, I could have sworn he ranked all the 3d Zelda games, and was expecting skyward sword to be here.
The battle map rankings probably only made it on since the 8 map one was g tier ranking and was a memorable moment
And even then he still missed the SNES battle courses
Can't say I blame him though
5:57 I heard "Diddy" and had a mild heart attack.10/10 great video.
Glad I’m not the only one
Same it made me skip a heartbeat
@ I almost forgot the name diddy could be used for any other character or person
The "Diddy" in his name was from P. Diddy unfortunately.
@ I thought diddy Kong came before diddy was famous
The editing on tenet is awsome props to the editor
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate Surfs Up 2 since it came out. There are thirty trillion cells that make up my body and if the word HATE was inscribed onto each nano-angstrom of those tens of trillions of cells it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for that film at this micro-instant. Hate, hate, hate!”
Time stamps:
(Note: This is mostly for people looking to find something if they’re watching it for the second time. Please watch his video to the end it helps him out.)
0:06 Intro
3:40 #1 The Tale of Aang-The Last Avatar
4:32 #2 Bottle Rocket-Wes Anderson
5:01 #3 Luigi Raceway-Mario Kart 7
5:29 #4 Peachette-Mario Kart 8
6:24 #5 C-3PO-The Force Awakens
7:02 #6 Battle Mode Courses-Mario Kart
7:22 #7 Mr. President-Smiling Friends
8:08 #8 Roadside Attraction-Gravity Falls
9:01- 10:04 #9-11 GBA Battle Courses-Mario Kart
10:04 #12 Persona 1 Opening Movie
10:37 #13 Rise of Skywalker Score-Rise of Skywalker
11:31 #14 Dong Kongs Wii Remote Sound-Brawl
12:50 #15 Lunar Colony-Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
13:20 #16 Big Donut-Mario Kart 64
13:53 #17 Ghost Valley Song-Mario Kart
14:42 #18 Tenet
15:44 #19 The New Hope’s Water-A New Hope
16:47 #20 GBA Shi-Guy Beach-Mario Kart Wii (I can’t spell)
17:24 #21 Palm Shore-Mario Kart Wii
17:40 #22 Purple Coins By the Sea Side-Super Mario Galaxy
18:32 #23 R2-D2 Role in-The Force Awakens
19:21 #24 The Mandolorian Season 3-What do you think
20:51 #25 Kenji-Persona 3
21:14 #26 Brave-Pixar
Will continue later…
Thank you
Pro-tip for if you wanna type this kind of comment in the future: Just put the timestamp and then the number entry it is. Think that's better than just outright spoiling the contents of the list
There is a whole 1 hour worth of stuff worse than some literal bin water
@@freakfoxvevo7915 I have done that before on other channels but I mentioned in the beginning note that this is meant for people who have already watched the video and need to refer back to a certain point.
im kinda surprised he did only 26 rankings damn
I always liked Peachette just for her character design. The Mushroom resembling gown, rounded pigtails, and poofy crown are all very fitting for A Princess of The "Mushroom" Kingdom. I like to think it used to be the dress of Peach's mother and she one day decided to give it to Toadette as a gift, in the form of a magical girl transformation through a crown.
To adress the potluck song, while it is of course the worst song in steven universe, it being anything more would ruin the impact of that episode. The entire episode, lars was incredibly nervous and afraid of not being cool enough to fit in. And yet, when sadie ends up left alone with the cool kids, she doesn't have to do much to have fun with them. Just singing the word potluck over and over again was enough to emotionally connect with them and have fun.
Point being, the Potluck song ranking below the Donkey Kong wii remote sound is a stain on your career that will only be washed away by making an hour long apology and analysis video on the Potluck song.
thank you for this obscure ranking i genuinely love this
This is a fun throwback gift for the holidays. And I love how the jingle gets slower and more distorted with every entry, kind of like Schaff's declining sanity throughout.
The slow distortion of the jingle between slots is genuinely great at building tension. How is that even possible?!
1:01:28 We have officially witnessed the creation of H tier.
The “H” stands for “Hell”
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S: Superior
A: Amazing
B: B
C: suffiCient
D: meDiocre
F: Failure
G: Garbage
H: Hell
I: Indescribably awful.
D is meant to be bad @@TunaBear64
B: Bit Good.
E: Extremely Close To Failure.
J: Jaw Droppingly Awful.
K: Kill It, NOW.
L: L.
M: Made By Monsters.
N: Null Of Value.
The finale to the Schaffrillis Sandwich Six was pure cinema. Can't wait for the Schaffrillis Pizza Six next
1:26 HE SAID THE LINE
DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE GAME OF LIFE
HE SAID THE FUNNY
I take back what I said in the Disney villain’s ranking, NOW this is the most fun I’ve ever had with a Schaff video
Does this video have a “You Are Not A Gamer” parody?
i hope i wasnt the only person who spent the first 10 placements going "is that getting slower? ...oh yeah thats definitely getting slower"
Not at all.
I had a similar moment, just with the first 5
Honestly this video is one of the best videos Schaff has ever made. You truly feel the descent into hell in this video. By the top 3 I was actively stressed out watching this, a goddamn ranking video, because it was just so intense by the end. Hearing the life drain from James’ voice, and even the down pitched Toad’s Turnpike music really creates a haunting environment.
Edit: Also, I will give N64 Toad’s Turnpike ONE thing. It’s better than it would’ve been if it was the original version.
Ngl this might become my favourite Schaffrillas video. There's so many things i like from this channel in just 1 hour
That ending makes no sense to people who haven’t followed the Sandwich 6 arc, but I love it
YEAH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS
As a kid I had the reputation of having happy feet as my favorite movie and I don’t think anything else could do irreparable damage to my reputation
I honestly thought there wouldn't be worse things than N64 Toad's Turnpike (Battle Ver.) since that one established a G Tier back in the MK8DX video. And yet, we have officially established an H Tier thanks to that one movie.
My take to what each letter in a tier list stands for:
S: Spiritual.
A: Amazing.
B: Brilliant.
C: Central.
D: Dull.
E: Empty.
F: Foul.
G: Garbage.
H: Horrifying.
Z: Zombifying.
B being Brilliant is quite a lot.
It is just B, it is funnier that way.
This is both the most confusing and yet intriguing video idea I have seen.
You have outdone me once again tamatoa's number 1 stan!!!!
This was genuinely the most hyped I've felt I've going into any video ever that intro was SO GOOD
I’m so excited for the Ace Attorney and musical theater videos! Honestly your musical theater videos are some of my favorites
I was expecting Dear Evan Hanson at number one before I remembered that it was never in a ranking. It was hated (rightfully so) independently.
24:15 The Potluck song bit proves the point so well. I could literally imagine myself singing "Potluck is pretty great" as i cook a stew or something if I have Steven Universe on the mind, but "Potluck Potluck Potluck" is so nothing it's worse than nothing.
I'm convinced Schaff made the chime for each entry being the "Disappointment in the game of life" jingle to make people who make compilations of those chimes do double the work. Also Schaff did it already it's the whole video
OH MY GOD HE FUCKING DID IT-
Hah!
It is definitely a weird coincidence but I FREAKING LOVE IT ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I thought he was joking when he said he’d be doing this
Schaffrillas: "I did it? 😧"
Mayor: "…He did it. 😨"
Warden: "He did it. 🙁"
47:37
The middle finger to denote that Dinosaur has placed last in “not once” but “in two” ranking videos
Legitimately made me breathe harder through my nose briefly.
This is a fantastic concept for a video and I'm really glad you didn't add a bunch of limitations to your rules on what to rank
I predicted halfway through that Surf's Up 2 would be the bottom spot
I've never been more proud of my intuition
(Well...)
I was thinking it would've been either that or Toad's Turnpike on battle mode.
"I will bet my entire life savings that Surf's Up 2: Wavemania is at the bottom of this list. There has never been a more obvious bottom spot in any ranking video ever."
I guessed it from the beginning pretty much.
1:01:48 DEAR GOD THE HELL SPAWN HAS RETURNED FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm very glad to hear you went through character development and don't hate Peachette any more. She doesn't deserve the hate and the concept of "a wasted slot that could've been a character I wanted" is a fallacy.
Also i am THRILLED TO BITS to hear you wanna do Ace Attorney videos, I've watched you rank movies I've never seen for hours at a time, imagine you talking about a thing I actually _really like!_ I'd watch those videos multiple times.
25:08 I would like to humbly request that the song makes it to Spotify if possible because my music taste is unironically stupid enough to enjoy it on a regular basis
"Ohh... your AI art" "Ok i'm not that bad". Bro I'm dying. 🤣 Also i laughed harder every time another Dk remote sound played. Unironically an excellent climax to the year, and to the sandwich arc Schaff! Great job as usual!
maybe AI art is the mythical I tier
Even lower, Z tier
SCHAFF YOU INCALCULABLE FAILURE, HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO INCLUDE THE LEGO STAR WARS DEATH SOUNDS RANKING IN YOUR LEGO STAR WARS VIDEO?!
Ranking every use of the Donkey Kong Wii Remote Noise:
Tutorial Level: 11:31 - 12:49 A demonstration of how funny this noise is as a standalone & standing alone as a near incomparable theme on this list
Bad-
17. 12:21 Schaff stop. It would sound better if the bongos where subjected to an equal serving of audio crunch
16. 12:20 Yeah it'd maybe sound bett-
15. 25:29 Doesn't speak for itself.
14. 14:36 Literally just used as a thud sfx.
Mid-
13. 12:37 Comedy comes in threes.
12. 12:35 They what?
11. 12:34 Huh? oh it's the sequels.
10. 41:42 Yeeeeaaahhh, it fits but I kind of saw this coming
9. 11:47 It probably sounds real bad rig- what the heck even was that?
8. 12:42 Yeah that would be my favourite part too
7. 11:55 In retrospect, this is also better than 3 actual songs coming later in the list
Great-
6. 12:04 This is _Theeeeee_ standard of great DK sfx clips
5. 23:04 It fits so well
4. 30:19 New remote, who dis?
3. 18:25 The moment where it sets in. That sound, its. Its just terrible.
2. 12:09 A top tier clip that subverted my expectations. Honestly, you could roll it back and place DK in 2 more brilliant spots.
1. 1:07:15 I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming I know it's coming Oh I guess this is serious, I haven't heard the clip at all during the bottom 5 soI KNOW THIS LUDO CLIP!!!!!!!!
So we know how Illumination was a downward spiral in how the list went?
I feel like this video fits more as a downward spiral with how the editing slowly gets more insane as it goes on…also that’s it least worst to absolute worst definitely helps with the downward spiral.
The constant Donkey Kong Brawl sounds throughout the video are genuinely so fucking funny they make the video infinitely better 😭
people just use the loudly crying face emoji for literally any emotion nowadays
@@RedoStone35"nowadays" lol ppl have been using the crying emoji for funny things for half a decade now
@@RedoStone35 its meant to signal like, crying of laughter, or at least that was my intent. I use it all the time anyways it functions well for like any emotion if you think about it well (except for genuine sadness nobody uses it for that) so technically you're right lol
I love going from the Persona 1 intro to the entirety of TRoS's soundtrack to Donkey Kong's crusty Wii Remote Sound Effect (then to Lunar Colony my beloved). Truly the Pichu moment where you realise Schaffralis really meant “everyone is here”
This is the most entertaining ranking video I've ever watched out of any youtube video ever, which is saying a lot regarding Schaffrillas's other rankings ALSO being entertaining as shit.
I feel like he needs a break or something because of how terrible everything on this list is lol. Maybe a ranking of all the #1 spots? That might be hard tho.
Okay honestly thought this seemed like a lazy idea for a video but its actually super compelling to see just how much has been ranked overtime.
Bravo Vi- Schaff!
I wasn't expecting Schaff to take stray shots at Sticker Star, but holy shit am I here for it.
Let’s be honest,
That game deserves to be shat on.
From it’s lack of variety of good characters, from its battle system, from its lack of interesting story, and from the fact that Princess Peach barely does anything. In the original Paper Mario and Thousand Year Door (despite being captured), she at least helps Mario and gets to do interesting stuff like baking a cake for a fat shy guy, appearing on a game show, and interacting with a computer program, even though the computer is supposed to be her enemy and keeping an eye on her.
For as undeniably flawed as Cars 2 is, it’ll always be one of my favorite movies to ironically watch with my friends.
I remember liking the cars movies, and even I would ironically watch the second one.
Same
It’s the only Cars movie I rewatch normally. It’s stupid but I love it.
Well yeah it’s nostalgic
The spy stuff was cool but so out of place in the Cars universe
I would love to see the ranking of all the first places, even if just to cleanse your palate after this