Every Illumination Movie Ranked
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Fun story:
While watching Sing 2 with my younger cousins, I asked myself "Hey, where's the mouse from the first one?" I laid down on the couch and put my hand slightly under it, at which point I felt a small fuzzy object that I assumed was a cat toy. When I pulled the object out, however, I found that it was indeed not a cat toy but rather the body of a dead mouse. That gave me all the answers I needed to my previous question.
dude that answer was sent from god
bro got a whole pocket dimension on his couch
He sing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra and, there's this superstition in our country that the song is cursed and people who sang "My Way" in a karaoke or bar, they'll die. Super bizarre stuff I know.
@@lckyminer_2256 Hey, look at Perfect Cell.
@@lckyminer_2256 The plot thickens...!
The Lorax is my favorite movie here. Without it, I never would've thought of: "If the Lorax is armed, the trees cannot be harmed."
Without The Lorax we wouldn't have the legendary line "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees, but for some f*ing reason, they speak Vietnamese."
@@lastchanc3starsi love that so much holy sh*t
BASED
Yes, but it also has, “I’M FRANKENSTEIN’S HEAD ON A SPIDER’D BODY”
“How ba-a-a-ad can I be.”
“The way they talk about sing, you’d think it killed their grandma”
This joke is so under appreciated. It was truly beautiful.
11:57
@@1unar_eclipseThanks!
Sing 2 also rip-offs Coco from Pixar.
@@IndriidaeNT Epic trolling.
@@IndriidaeNT uh, how?
Hop being unabashedly pro-racism is one of the funniest concepts ever conceived
Proud Racist 😎💪
I desperately need some leftist millennial white guy youtuber absolutely off his zloingy on out of date hundreds & thousands to make a two hour long video discussing the themes of nepotism and racism in Hop
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@@jellifygirl I would make it (I'm a white zoomer left winger) but I don't want to subject myself to that god-awful movie that I would have to do to throughout analyze it.
@@jellifygirl why’s he got to be a leftist?
I want to point out that Mike sang "My Way" by Paul Anka nearing the end of Sing, which is a song about a man who's recognized that he's dying soon and wants to go out on his own accord. They foreshadowed his death.
truly poetic, good form.
Canon
i can't believe seth mcfarlane is capable of such dramatic tragedy
Thank you Saul
There's also an Urban Legend about people singing My Way and dying. This actually happened in the Philippines where people were fighting so much so that they can sing My Way in a karaoke and they ended up killing each other.
40:30 the other grinches would allow the baby reindeer to reunite with its family...by forcing the family to pull the sleigh as well
😂 so true
It's literally the chicken PETA joke lmao
GENIUS
Omg yes 😭
Literally my thoughts exactly lol
I’ve always had pretty low standards for films as a kid, and even as an adult. I typically enjoy whatever you put in front of me. But I distinctly remember watching Hop as a kid and realizing for the first time that movies can, in fact, be bad.
Same, until I watched that Horrible Histories movie. Godawful film.
@@ravenscarlettanis13 Eh, i liked it, but it wasn’t near as good as the TV series or books.
@@worthybutter2004nothing will ever be as good as the books
@@GalvyTheTom Indeed!
Eh, I'm not hard to please either and I also hate this freakin movie!
I mean, worse flicks came out that year(like Green Lantern and the Smurfs movie) but at least I found some enjoyment in them. Hop just annoyed me at my core!
The Lorax is such a significant part of all fandom history. The fact that people were so desperate to ship the once-ler with someone that they literally split him in two to pair him with himself is something that needs to be reflected upon. We did this, and we need to stop pretending like it didn’t happen. right
Atleast the once-ler got split in half!
WE GOT PEOPLE SHIPPING THIS MOLDY GUMMY BEAR WITH HIS FUCKING PTSD FOR CHRIST SAKE
@@PeppermintSpikes, excuse me, who the fuck are you talking about-
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@@glasscardproductions4736 I think Happy Tree Friends
"Gru can't long to be a Bad Guy again. We can't have the main character of a franchise entitled *DESPICABLE* *ME!!!* be interested in Villainy anymore!"
I can not express how happy I was to hear you say that. Seriously, I feel like by the time 3 came out, the writers completely forgot what the word Despicable meant, and saw this as just another kiddy franchise.
Here in Latin America the movies are called "My favorite villain"
This was my reaction to schaff describing both "secret life of pets" because those movies don't even get enough hate tbh.
@@Myhomeisacaveicl I enjoyed the first one
The Grinch has always been one of the most interesting phenomenon with movies for me. Somehow two different people made Grinch movies and then had the exact opposite problem. Ron Howard’s Grinch has a really grimy Whoville and misses the point of the story by having the Whos antagonize The Grinch first, while Jim Carrey just absolutely kills in the title role. Like, legit, my family still watches The Jim Carrey Grinch to this day because of how memorable and iconic he is.
Illumination, on the other hand, manages to capture the spirit of Whoville being this wholesome and sweet Christmas town, but has the most milquetoast and uninteresting Grinch they could have made. Like, I seriously don’t know how they managed to make him such a boring character. You’d think the people behind Despicable Me would have at least gotten The Grinch right in making him a total jerk, but he’s not even really mean or cranky. They just make him… some guy, really. There’s nothing memorable about their Grinch movie at all.
Yeah I fell asleep in the theater when watching it and I only do that to movies that don't catch my attention
To be fair to the live action Grinch, the grimy vibes of Whoville were meant to paint the idea of a town that had forgotten about the spirit of Christmas and focused solely on the capitalism parts of it. That was always an underlying thing even in the books; while not outright stated the Grinch hated what he saw as excessive noise makers that'd be abandoned once they lost luster, a bunch of food for no other reason than to have food, and the fact he was just a prick who wanted peace of mind and wanted to hear the town cry for once.
In the movie they just dial that to an extreme: he lives in a landfill effectively full of that stuff. You could argue the backstory of the Grinch is a bit weak and I'd agree, but I'd say it manages to add onto the book in a unique way that still keeps the general message of "There's more to Christmas than meets the eye". I can get not liking the vibes of the movie and think it spits on the book - but it's a more faithful adaptation than whatever they fucking did to the Lorax or the Grinch by Illumiantion.
Like seriously - they really missed the point of the Grinch being the Grinch in the illumination movie. That's as crucial as the underlying message. The Grinch in that movie 'wants' Christmas but is literally too tsundere to get it normally. That's not at all what the Grinch was like at all.
Tldr: I recommend watching some deeper analysis of the adaptations the Live Action movie did, whether you hate the movie or not - there's some genuinely good ideas the guys had, and if you wanna see how that went all wrong- see the Cat in the Hat movie, which was made to try and emulate the Grinch.
And failed. Horribly.
The Vector grimwalker theory is actually brilliant, because it also explains how Vector is such a perfect specimen, since he is the culmination of hundreds, possibly thousands of failed Vectors
this vector had gone in the right direction after the magnitude of failures
Vector is Doomsday?
the idea of vector clones is unironically more entertaining to me than the clone wars. Instead of many clones with the same core structure and fighting for the same purpose, we have many vectors with different personalities, each being less perfect than the last. one thing they all have in common is that they commit crimes with DIRECTION and MAGNITUDE. OH YEAH
Wait hang on a second. If Vector is a clone, then does this mean we see another version of him rise up in the next movie? Maybe it's like an army of Vectors all facing off against Gru?
Hunter isn’t the only one. So the head of the evil bank is the Illumination equivalent to Emperor Belos?
Gru: Didn't want a fart gun and wanted a dart gun instead
Child Gru: Already developed the fart gun technology
To be fair, Gru was around the age where fart jokes were funny, no?
@@roshanyuvaraj6771 I guess you could say that.
“No, no, no. I said dart gun, not… okay!” 🎯💨🤢
Gets me every time! XD
Nefario probably pulled Gru’s childhood fart gun out of storage when he thought he was asked.
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My favorite thing about Sing is that it’s probably the only children’s movie I’ve seen whose theme is “crime=good.”
The Minions movies fit that label a lot better than the Sing movies
I love that since moana is in most if the stills schaff takes drom the movie fir his avatar, when he's yelling about something we can just see moana in the foreground with her hair blowing back. I love the implication that for the entirety of the recording process, schaff is just having a one sided conversation/rant at a random child who walked into his lair
Me: *enters dragons lair*
Dragon: *captures me*
5 hours later
Dragon: SO THEN THE RIGHTERS THREW HER ENTIRE CHARACTER ARCH IN THE GARBAGE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF INSECURE SHOCK BAIT AND HAD HER-
Me: PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT BAD MOVIES TO ME I HAVEN’T SEEN MY FAMILY IN 5 HOURS!
Schaff, if you are disappointed on how little of a soul sucking experience this ranking was. Remember that we are still waiting for that Artemis Fowl review. This will surely cheer you up.
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Ah yes. the elusive -0/10.
Can he rank the Kirby final bosses next?
He's has 1.5 million subscribers currently. Maybe for the 2 million subscriber special, he'll finally review it.
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So Hop is their second movie, which means they went from their best movie to their worst movie without any movies in between that's kind of impressive
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lemme fix that
The only other time this happened was Shrek 2 to Shark Tale
@@mangothedangofor schaff it would’ve been Prince of Egypt, And turbo
@@Durtle. The comment is about two consecutive films, and those two came over a decade apart
It proves that you shouldn’t always say second is the best
00:00 | Intro
01:08 | Despicable Me
06:18 | Sing 2
09:26 | Despicable Me 2
11:54 | Sing
14:32 | Minions: The Rise Of Gru
18:18 | Despicable Me 3
22:59 | The Secret Life Of Pets
27:16 | The Lorax
32:21 | Minions
35:44 | The Secret Life Of Pets 2
37:43 | The Grinch
42:29 | Hop
I think the Mario Movie might even top Despicable Me 1
@@maddie_sarverthey are probably just as good 8/10s maybe a little higher
I argue@@maddie_sarver
Maybe@@Redslayer88
@@maddie_sarverI mean Schaff did rank it 2nd place with a 7/10 rating
But it’s cool if you enjoyed Mario enough to consider it their best
about 20:21, it's funny because in spanish the franchise is called "Mi Villano Favorito" which means "my favorite villain" which drives this joke even further lmao
As an Argentinian, I can confirm the title is “My Favorite Villain”
Same for portuguese
Hop being unabashedly pro-racism is one of the funniest sentences I have ever conceived
I haven't seen that movie in over ten years so I can't wait to see how this line works.
@@PresbianTier, Yo same here. I still remember the _"I love Candi!"_ scene, not the entire lyrics, just that... But I never thought it was THIS insulting though, Holy shiet.
I mean between Illumination "canonizing" Minions murdering children and refusing to acknowledge their role during WW2 it's not the weirdest thing this company has done.
@@GenericProtagonist118, Your comment vanished sadly (YT sure has been slacking with bots though and they don't anything) but I will recall it. The thing about them working for the big evil German mustached man is a bit void considering that they were stuck in that ice cave, more so interested in forming a civilization then outright murder this time...
--As far as I know. If they were, there would not even be any Minion existence for what I would do of this acknowledgment.--
BUT then again I guess they would help other big bads in history, such as helping the crucifixion of Jesus or one of those past over lords in history... Unless Minions have the Roronoa Zoro logic of just not picking up good directions of genuinely Evil people. Not every master was considered bad though, they tried helping out the precursor Caveman of humanity just struggling for survival.
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Doesn't show my comment vanishing on my end but it's maybe because I brought up them demonetizing a MOONGLOW ANIMATIONS stop motion that has minions getting massacred and them... "Stealing the consciousness" from little girls...
It's sounds much worse out of context but it's still kinda awful in context.
It's a good stop motion though.
I'm genuinely surprised that you never talked about how much the first Despicable Me movie's soundtrack SLAPS in every direction and magnitude. It's such an underrated aspect of the movie and is honestly one of the very few that I'd unironically listen to once in a while just because It's that good. Especially the ending song by Robin Thicke out of all people.
I'm probably too confident in saying this, but Despicable Me has the best OST out of the entire studio, and probably one of the best of all time, I will die on this hill. (you know what? change my mind, the franchise as a whole has a goated OST collection)
pharell deserves more credit bc he shaped the identity of the despicable me movies 🙏🙏
Shame we never got Biggering on the big screen
FACTS, I absolutely love the soundtrack for that movie. Definitely Pharell's best work
@@DrinzenDrawz feel like you’re underestimating Pharrell here, unless you only mean his work as a movie soundtrack producer. At one point the man was producing over half of the greatest hits in America.
The thing that Illumination does consistently well across all their movies is make them good as far as the animation itself goes. Every movie they've made is visually great. It just sucks that the stories themselves tend to be lackluster.
Every movie they've made is visually great, except Hop.
I agree. While I don't hate Illumination like most people do, I feel that most of their films feel very basic when it comes to the stories of those films, but there are exceptions, like Despicable Me, Sing 2 and Super Mario Bros.
"...Do I think the once-ler is sexy?"
If he was still around, that sentence would kill Dr. Seuss instantly
When I saw El Macho in Despicable Me 2, and they gave him this overly detailed backstory, I said to myself "okay, that's a red herring. No way they're not bad at storytelling that they'd reveal the big bad of mystery in the first minute of the investigation starting."
And then they did.
I always thought the film could have been more clever if all of the people at the strip mall were retired villains. Like the barber would be "The Eagle" or something. And they all decided to retire after finding new purposes like Gru. And the real villain was the secret agency that was trying to steal all their tech because the guy in charge was a villain himself.
The movie had a lot going for it to be good, and then it didn't. It just burned, haaaaard.
holy shit you actually did it, you wrote a better Despicable Me sequel than Illumination did XD
El macho is still pretty coolio tho
what happened to him after he was defeated
Imagine if it was a murder mystery where the main villain (el macho in this case) had killed (albeit in funny pg ways) a lot of other villains and they had to figure out the villain murders. Maybe they did this plot already in a different movie but imagine the potential of it coming from despicable me
It delt like it was going that way. Maybe in an older draft of the script.
Despicable Me was actually heartwarming, sometimes I forget that because of the saturation of minions in every facet of media and culture.
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Schaffrillas: "More movies like Sing 2 please, Illumination"
The Super Mario Movie: "That's A-Me!"
No it’s not
@@coachcherokee1488Why
@@coachcherokee1488 To be fair, it is. Vaguely entertaining, tons of mostly meaningless references to the subject matter, the pacing is breakneck, there isn't a lot of character. Like Schaffrillas said, a solid C+. Although, the songs in SMB are a lot worse, and some of it doesn't make sense at all.
It’s funny how there are two movies where the protagonist is trying to grow a plant and likes a girl named Audrey, and one of them is my favorite movie-musical, and the other one…is Illumination’s The Lorax.
Mean Green
Fuck i just realized
Which one is the first?
@@Dora-xi5ob little shop of horrors!
It's genuinely fascinating the way I forgot literally every single detail about Despicable Me 3, including its existence, but slowly it all came back to me as its review came on
At least with Kung Fu Panda 3 despite being the weakest of the not-so-called-trilogy anymore, was *far* more impactful and memorable than DM3.
The only thing I can remember from DM3 is that Trey Parker is in it. Him suddenly being in any production outside of ones where he has full involvement and creative control is surreal. Wonder if SP ever made fun of an Illumination movie; can't recall that it has happened yet.
Same.
I always remembered Bratt tho because Trey Parker.
I'm sure I've watched Sing at some point, but I genuinely can't remember a single moment of it.
@@liamphibia spoilers for KFP 3
When his dad said "I don't want to lose you again!" Only for Po to respond with "you already did" was probably the hardest hit thrown in the whole trilogy, and I doubt the 4th one will top that line.
You should rank all Best picture winners of the 21st century. Mostly because I want to know how you feel about Gladiator.
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@Don't Read My Profile Photo shut up
I would like James to rank every best animated film nominee
It's probably been said somewhere here, but... You know... I guess I'll say it too.
With Sing 2, the reason why the Bono character changes so quickly is because he realizes when his music is playing, or when he is playing, then his wife is there with him. It was stated in the movie that his wife was the inspiration for all his music. When she died, he completely shut himself off. He never got the chance to realize what ability his music carried until Ash, the Porcupine, played his songs again. It's why we see her standing next to him. She is there in his music. As long as he sings, she lives on.
Damn, that's actually pretty profound and clever.
And people hate the sing movies more than the secret life of pets, at least in my perspective
@@Myhomeisacave The first one is warranted tbh
@snailthelostcow63 I'd agree/disagree but frankly it's been years since I watched it. The only things I remember is the intro scene of the gorilla kid (forgot his name) not being there for his father's getaway and honestly the scene that makes me smile of the father breaking out of jail to see his son's music live instead of on a jail tv, all while the son is singing "I'm still standing". I just can't get it out of my head whenever I hear that song
And then old post-smoker Bono puts on one of the worst performances ever 😀👍.
Seriously though you can hear him gasping for air. Get this man some help.
the fact a lot of his vtuber crab images have moana not cropped out give me a hilarious mental image of tamatoa winning against maoi, kidnapping moana and every so often just ranting to her about movies and shes like "oh god i wanna see my family-" "WHY DOESNT HE USE THE DEHYDRATION GUN"
Holy shit man, Biggering is actually insane. I can't believe Illumination wrote the perfect song that fit the message perfectly and then CUT IT, because the *CORPERATION* who made it thought that the *ANTI-CORPERATION* song in the *ANTI-CORPERATION* story was too *ANTI-CORPERATION*
Not to be THAT person
But...
Corporation*
This entire situation feels capitalistic dystopian...
@@_MY.ESCAPE autocorrect must have remembered a previous time when I'd misspelt it lol
XDD EXACTLY! Kinda ironic
I've also heard some people say in the comments of the biggering video, that biggering is what actually happened and that how bad can I be is how the onceler told the kid how it went. but good GOD it would've made the movie so much better if it were in there tbh
I have a memory of Illumination that I'll never forget. When I was younger I went to a big girl scout sleepover event that took place inside a roller rink. Right before we went to sleep, they had us all vote on two movies we could watch. The first one was Inside Out, which is one of my favorite movies. After it was over, I was feeling pretty tired and decided to sleep when they played the second movie.
The second movie voted for was Minions.
And let me tell you, trying to fall asleep while listening to these yellow little bastards babble, the sound of their obnoxious voice echoing off the speakers and straight into my ears as I try to block off the sound with my pillow until I eventually pass out. Now that, THAT is a special kind of hell I will never forget.
I feel deeply sorry for the pain you must have endured
OMG I have a very similar memory, a girl scout sleepover at a roller rink, only the movie they chose to put on was 13 going on 30. I hate that movie to this day
I have something similar too. My younger siblings were doing a family night and I really wanted to watch Kiki’s Delivery Service or Emperors New Groove. but they wanted to watch Minions since Kiki seemed to girly for them especially for a guy and they never watched ENG. When they turned it on, I just watched Kiki on my phone and it was so annoying to listen to it while having Minion noises in the background.
We’re here for you if you vent about this traumatic experience. You have our sympathy
once when I was in elementary my tio wanted to spend some time with me, so him, his daughter, and I went to go watch despicable me 2. I remember just being completely stone faced and after it was over thinking "I don't like the minions anymore" lol
Ever since Russell Brand’s sexual allegations have come out, it brought me back to Schaffrillas’ rant on Hop, especially on the character of EB. It’s scary how well that rant has aged, and how hard it is to look at EB with Russell Brand’s controversy, especially the part where he sniffs James Marsden’s sister’s hair. I guess it’s definitely going to make Hop’s reputation even worse now.
Holy shit you’re so right
Wait what? Can I get a tldr? Or a deep dive. Either-or is cool
@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 tdlr? I don’t want to go into details but if you’re brave enough to look into the details of Russell Brand’s history of grooming minors, either watch a video or read an article related to the subject.
I don’t think sings placement should be changed or anything but the Seen were the gorilla breaks out of prison honestly touched me.
The sad thing is, The Lorax could've been amazing if they took the themes of Biggering and made them the focus. Hell, they could've STILL included How Bad Can I Be if they just had it chronicle the very start of The Onceler's descent into prideful greed, then had Biggering come in after he's become a mastermind. It probably could've made it one of Illumination's best.
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@@angelemeana2754 go touch some grass, linda
@@angelemeana2754 which "soon"?
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@@angelemeana2754 so if he doesn't come soon, then what does that mean? People have been saying he's coming soon for hundreds of years lol
Rumour has it Illumination dropped Biggering because it gave them cold feet given their own rise to significance.
Well that and the movie had a shit ton of corporate sponsors they didn't want to piss off. That one's a fact.
The moment you realize that Schaffrillas’ entire TH-cam channel is just him ranting specifically to Moana
OH MY GOD
And occasionally inviting his Mii brother and a tree from space to his rants
Are you just getting me to talk about movies?...
If you are, I will gladly do so! IN VIDEO FORM.
Oh my god. We are Moana
@@sakareeh OH MY GOD
There was a cutout of Vector taped to the fan in my 6th grade classroom. We don’t know how it got there but it just… appeared as far as we know
Fun fact about Sing: The Giraffe (Daniel) who nearly gets the part before Johnny is voiced by Wes Anderson
Alternate theory...
Vector IS old, it's just that he managed to steal the elixor of life, keeping himself young.
The reason this didn't become the "crime of the century" was because he was still new to villainy and wanted to lay low.
Maybe it has a side effect where he becomes a full-on baby at times and he still hasn't gotten it sorted out yet, so he doesn't want anyone to know.
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We could just ask Illumination
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.
@@angelemeana2754 I pray to Allah that you refrain from the path of sin and follow the word of the Quran
As a mexican, I firmly believe El Macho to be the most accurate deppiction of a mexican in any animated movie (yes, even coco).
I went to mexico and everyone there is el macho but with different jobs
@@seapop2629 LOL
Lol
Confirmo
the had to compensate for carlos in HOP
James then: *This will truly be the final boss.*
James now: Oh this is surprising good actually.
I like how you put meme sound effects to transition between different topics it's always fun to pause it and try to figure out what movie or topic represents the meme
Fun fact: Illumination actually wanted Benedict Cumberbatch to use his natural British accent for the role of the Grinch, but he thought that using a voice like that would make him seem out-of-place compared to the Whos of Whoville, who all use American accents.
And of course, rather than sitting him down and explaining to him that the Grinch is _supposed_ to be an outsider who doesn't fit in, and that him being the only one with a different accent would actually fit the story and the character's relation to the Whos of Whoville perfectly... Illumination apparently just went "yUp, mAkEs ToTaL sEnSe" and agreed to him using the somewhat-nasally, American-accented, not-at-all-sinister voice he uses in the final movie.
They did a similar thing with Fate:The Winx Saga. Abigail Coven’s Bloom, outsider protagonist and only fairy from Earth, has an American accent, while the rest of the cast is British.
And if Fate: The Winx Saga does something better than you, you’ve screwed up.
So all of this would’ve been avoided if Benedict Cumberbatch understood the character of the Grinch a little better?
@@BucioTheZenith i think it was both his mistake for not understanding the character and Illumination mistake for "forgetting" this fact.
I say forgetting in quotes beacuse they probably didn't even care about the orignal story
I thought Benedict Cumberbatch was really great as the Grinch.
Come on Benedict, people would have *loved* your intimidating voice for the Grinch!
Remember, if the Mario movie beats Despicable Me, it’s because Nintendo’s was keeping a close eagle eye on it
It looks like it’s going to be better than every other Illumination movie by a landslide.
they finally received resistance from sonic again and i really really really hope that they can compete
I forgot this movie is being made by illumination, like bruh
Jack black did good in the trailer
I hope that when Bowser Kidnaps Princess Peach, she will have a little sideplot to herself where she escorts a plan to escape from Bowser's Castle before Mario comes to rescue her. She can Still be a Damsel In Distress, but she'll have some depth to her character.
Edit: Okay Nevermind. It looks like Peach will Not be a Damsel In Distress at all.
So I was watching an interview with trey Parker about despicable me 3, and he looked like he didn’t want to be there, and the only reason he was doing it was because his daughter liked minions.
He hates the minions as much as we do.
That’s a fun fact
I love how Schaff doesn’t feel anything when watching these movies but he does when he’s talking about them.
I’ll never forget how Hop did a cross promotion with Doodle Jump where you could play as EB if you named yourself “Hop”. Absolutely epic.
omg i remember this!!!
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😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱
Oh no
HOP may have been a bad movie, but that was what I call an amazing promotion.
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16:46 that "bravo, Vince" caught me off guard
It's hysterical to watch the 2022 Schaffrillas foreshadow the Mario movie as some antichrist unholy abomination that was going to mentally annihilate anyone who watched it and then destroy the universe once it was released, and then it came out and he was like "Idk it was ok i guess"
Imagine the kind of universe we'd live in if Illumination chose to put the same amount of heart into the rest of their movies as they did with Despicable Me 1
They did in Sing 2
I'm on the day of the mario movies release
Please cinema jesus let this be as good as the trailers
Then at least half of their movies will be good, akin to Sony
That would honestly be a pretty nice timeline
Especially with all the cut content in the Lorax that could've save the movie or at least made it tolerable
As a latino, when Schaff started to talk about the iffy racial implications of Carlos' mistreatment, I burst out laughing. It was hilarious, honestly
But to add another nail on Hop's coffin: The movie gets even worse at the end when EB says he'll be the easter bunny, and his dad is like "But son, what about your dream?" and EB goes something like "I'm still gonna be a drummer. But I'll also be the easter bunny". So the last 80 minutes of my life have been pointless since all EB needed to learn to solve the conflict was the amazing superpower of *time management* and the fact the entire movie wouldn't have happened had he put 2 and 2 together before or even during his conversation with his dad.
I honestly don’t understand why I liked this movie when I was 5
@@TheDarkLord648because kids like bad movies if you watch sharktale as a kid you will like it but then watch it again as an adult and the only thing that will make you laugh in it that you will remember that that movie was nominated for an oscar
@@firechillbro720 yeah ik I still just don’t entirely understand my five year old headspace lol
It was nominated cuz fish name is Oscar.@@firechillbro720
Wow! Hop being entirely pointless? Now I've heard everything!
8:29:
Remember when those TH-cam ads kept showing This in the ads for the film? That was a very jarring sight to behold.
I actually really liked Sing 2, especially going back and realizing that Johnny's journey to learn dance-fight-choreography wasn't stunted by his abilities, but rather his emotionally abusive mentor, and that by changing his mentor to someone who got his confidence back, he surpassed the dick who ruined it. Plus he has a minor panic attack that is displayed well, and Rosita's full blown panic attack over her fear of heights felt real, too. I love Porsha's dumb rich girl schtick, and you know, I mostly love Halsey since she's my bicon, and I agree with you that her change at the end feels abrupt and forced. I mean, she actively bashed on Rosita and acted like she was just being naive, but she really was a bitch like her father.
Speaking of, her father is a good villain. CEO who gets away with something as fucked as murder? Sounds about right. He implies that he's done it before.
My only real complaint is Meena's arc. Not that it was awful, just the way it was handled. She's a teenage girl who's never been in love, and she's a singer, not an actress. Buster bulldozes through that because he has no choice, he has to fulfill his dreams, but Meena is once again thrown out of her comfort zone, but this time it's worse. In the first movie, it was just her overcoming her stage fright and learning to love her voice over her fear to perform. But Darius is a stuck up jerk, and for Meena, that's just not someone she can even begin to pretend with. Buster says he's fixed the situation by finding the perfect match for her, but he's obviously not. He makes her uncomfortable and it makes me uncomfortable watching him cling to her like he does to sell the act.
I think the movie tried to patch this up with her finding and falling in love with Alfonso, and even picturing Darius as Alfonso to save the show, but this makes me uncomfortable too. And awkward when she inadvertently admits this to Alfonso.
i never really liked or disliked sing 2 but i agree with most of this comment
The Sing franchise is really precious to me in general. People don't like it and that's fine by me, but at least look at it before criticising it solely for being a children's movie or an Illumination movie. Both movies spark emotion within me, mainly due to how I associate them with my struggles irl
I 100% agree with your analysis, and I preferred Meena more in the sequel than I did the first one. I understand her arc with stage fright, but she just felt like a Disney Channel pick-me. Ah well. Both movies hold a special place in my heart, both have awesome soundtracks (ESPECIALLY THE FIRST ONE OMGGG) and Nooshy is gender
@@branegrumps9247I mean yeah imo After I watch Sing 2 it was damn good despite people said it's just worse than the first Sing because there was no development characters at all it's just the same thing like the first Sing movie. In fact I pretend to ignore the first movie and then I watch the second movie like it wouldn't matter lol then this movie is almost to be their masterpiece but now Mario become their masterpiece
I just noticed that Alfonso could be Luigi thanks to Mario wonder
Porsha is unlikable and annoying plus she pointless
The fact that Vector only got about 7 minutes of screen time is CRIMINAL! He's easily my favorite character in the movie. That character is actually genius
Favorite character in ALL OF IILLUMINATION
The biggest crime Vector ever committed
What? I could’ve sworn he was in the movie longer.
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Well, there's always that brand new short that just came out, recently...
I forgot all about Hop. Nice to know James Marsden's legacy has always involved being partnered with talking anthropomorphic animals
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@@angelemeana2754 as a catholic, makes sense
“how are you not dead?”
*”i have no idea!”*
He is always with animals to the fact he became a CGI animal. Isn't that right Hitch Trailblazer?
Except Enchanted, where quite literally the opposite happened
Vector is also great in that he helps explain the difference between scalar and vector quantities: A vector quantity has both magnitude (value) and direction (can be positive or negative).
Now that Despicable Me 4 is official, it makes me love this video a lot more since Despicable Me 1 and The Super Mario Bros Movie are the only good films from this studio in his eyes, and I still love watching him fall apart while talking about all the bad movies. He gives a pretty convincing argument on why you shouldn’t watch Hop, and I’d be foolish not to take him at his word
It sucks that they never take full advantage of the whole “villain adopting daughters” thing. I always thought a fun sequel would be like him basically teaching the GORLS how to be super villains, each could have a specific interest (gadgets, strategy, etc) and have one want to be good or a hero or something. But no we gotta have minion shenanigans, pointless romance subplots, and a retconned brother lol
Ngl, despite the fact that I liked the Despicable Me 2 we got, I would have loved a sequel like this
Ugh, the "villain adopting daughters" thing is genuinely one of my favorite aspects about Despicable Me. It was just so... sweet, and I wish it was utilized more.
This idea makes me physically gag
@@captainjames4649 you seem nice. Thanks!
Yeah, I know Gru isn’t really as big on the “villain” thing anymore by the end, but I totally wish the second movie had the GORLS get to like try out his cool gadgets and try to help him in whatever new outlet he picked up
This is gonna sound really weird, but my least favorite part of the minions movie was that it totally scrambled their lore. On the disc for Despicable Me 1 was a fun short where gru explains how he and dr. nefario created the minions, which was a great fit; like most of their inventions, the minions are helpful and useful, but also very obviously flawed. It made perfect thematic sense. Now, their lore is a bunch of nonsensical garbage that leads nowhere...
in minions, those are the original minions, but most of them were cloned
@@geggy310 bruh. Matpat said that
@@bigbang8739 person x said this so it cant be true
@@thescoundrel2 but quite literally copy paste from that vid
@@bigbang8739 i didnt see that video, but it’s the only way to make sense of this cash grab of a movie
Rewatching this made me realize how many illumination movies I watched as a kid, I wasn't even a fan of them my dad just kept bringing me to the theater to watch them until he stopped after pets because I hated it.
But I got back at him by making it watch the Mario movie.
42:29 disappointment in the game of life
as a half Latino I can confirm that el macho is the mexican equilivent of giga chad, thanks for coming to my ted talk
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literal sigma male
Factz Im latina too and I can confirm El Macho is everything to us
Comparing the DM2 and DM3 reviews made me realize that 2 really is the better film solely because of El Macho and the plot being relatively more interesting. Sure DM3 shafted the Minions but I forgot how generic and boring the plot really was. Stan El Macho Supremacy
@@angelemeana2754 wtf
Fun Fact: In the original draft for Despicable Me, there were only five minions, each with a different personality. But later, they changed it so there were tons of them that all had the same personality to make it more comedic.
Fr
there were tons of minions in the first movie too
@@matyaskassay4346 He means draft
That makes sense, since it's just the three to the mall, and the two who hang out with Gru and the kids getting attention, and they do have some personality to them.
Keep it up man!
Can he do a ranking on Kirby final bosses or Sid the sloth in Encanto?
Scraff: illumination only has one good movie
A few months later: the mario movie gets released
Scraff: oh nevermind them
As a long time fan of mario, I was a big fan of that movie. I wouldn't really call it great, byt it was still really good and faithful to the franchise. It actually felt like a competent film.
Don’t forget Sing 2
@@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003 he thinks is average/ok
@@carlososoriohernandez3979 uh no he thought it was good too
@@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003 he gave it a 6/10 on Letterboxd (which means is OK) and he even said on the intro Despicable Me 1 was the only good Illumination movie had (before The Super Mario bros. Movie came out)
The insane thing about Minions is that the soundtrack is actually FANTASTIC and I have no clue how they got the rights to any of it
The Lorax movie was such a tragedy that it devolved to a masterpiece of comedy, I love it so much
Can he rank the Kirby final bosses next?
I adore the lorax and it's only partially ironic
Unironically
@@jackiecozzie4803 same
+and internet culture cuz well... y'know, the onceler.
The impact that vector had on me is truly astounding. I'm an engineering student in university and of course, in physics, we learn about vectors and how THEY HAVE DIRECTION AND MAGNITUDE. I literally cannot forget it just because of Despicable Me.
So glad Vector, the chad himself, inspired you to take up a career in Engineering. Best of luck to you! I'm sure you'll go far in life.
9:22:
Well now there’s 3. “The Super Mario Bros Movie”.
And 4
@@family-funkin949 What one?
@@harry.t9523 migration?
I love the theory that Hasselhoff doesn't actually know he's acting; every appearance he makes is just him, as himself, living his normal life
The Lorax could’ve had _such_ a huge impact had they kept the original premise of the book. Biggering is an absolute BANGER that DESERVED to be in the movie. But I guess it hit too close to home and they had to go more comedic for the kids.
I have the lorax's greed speech memorized and branded into my brain
I heard somewhere that advertisement partners actually requested that the song be cut because it spoke down on their practices and companies, so there's that. We live in a dystopian future istg.
The only impact it did was Tumblr. If it wasn't for that sans vs reigen poll wouldn't exist
It’s a real tragedy that they sanitised the whole book in the name of corporate greed and a happy ending so kids don’t get scared at the fact that the environment is being killed by corporate leaders that you could never know. I highly recommend you check out the video made by the sin squad on biggering
The problem with the 2012 version for me, is that it never took anything from the 1972 cartoon special. The Once-ler, while being faceless in the special, is far more aware of his actions, while not doing anything about it.
If I recall correctly, I read that the minions were originally designed to have a more monstrous appearance, but due to budget restrictions (Despicable Me did has a slightly lower budget than most other major films of the year), they made the minions much simpler, with assorted body types, eyes, and hair. Props to Illumination, because this worked, though it unfortunately set the trend of Illumination being able to put very little effort and still turn a profit.
You can thank them for all the minion clones that popped out of the abyss for years to come
@@pudd1ng_bunn182 Somehow, the Rabbids had the same "monstrous concept to simplified goofballs to pop culture reign of terror" before the Minions, but they burned out faster.
@@magicalminachan and made a surprisingly positive comeback with the Mario + Rabbids crossover. Meanwhile kids shows are pumping out gibberish speaking trios left and right. I can see where your coming from though.
@@pudd1ng_bunn182 Rabbids Go Home is supposed to be fun and unique as well, and I hope I can get a hold of it sometime.
18:57 This aged well!
yee!
😂
14:35 minions the rise of gru baby #minionsweep #bestmovieever #Iwannadie #vronicaimsorry
Tbh, if they took "Sing", and entirely changed the whole premise of the movie to just be the story of Taron's gorilla character, I'd probably enjoy the movie much more.
Out of all the characters and their stories, his was the only one that made me somewhat invested. (and also cause it was surprisingly unexpected, and felt like the least tropey out of all the character stories in the movie)
Any time the movie would move to showcase what's happening with other characters, I always went like "Okay, but please go back to the gorilla guy soon".
May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.
@@angelemeana2754 Wot in tarnation
Monke
@@angelemeana2754 Wow I didn't know spammers in the replies could get more annoying than linking to a totally unrelated video for no reason but here we are
@@WhoTookSaltyCabbage they are evolving
I literally met the guy who voiced vector (pls don’t @ me for not remembering his name lmao I’m tired rn) but holy hell it was fun. Apparently he planned on giving Vector a deep, sultry, manly voice (because of how nerdy vector looks, he thought it’d be funny). I love that there is an alternate universe out there where vector has like, a kronk voice lmao
I wish we got that Vector instead, or like, somehow have both
@@M50A1 the vector grimwalker theory makes it possible but they won't exist at the same time, they'd be different clones
U met Jared Segal! That’s awesome
@@madamemystica
Nlg that would make an interesting joke or plotline.
Dude I can't even imagine frickin' Marshall's voice coming out of Vector's mouth
It’s funny that the despicable me movies are simultaneously the best illuminations has to offer, and represent everything wrong with illumination.
This is sad but true...
3:53 I lost my shit with the Vector stuff XD I love your hummor Schaff :3
I remember going to see Despicable Me in theaters with my parents, who both dislike modern animated films. We ended up leaving the theater completely blown away with how good it was, which was shocking to me. To make things better, there was a full moon that night, which led to many jokes on the drive home.
I saw it in theaters too and my dad didn’t come out absolutely hating it which is something surprising since he doesn’t care about animated films
that's genuinely sweet
Yeah, my dad who really hates Disney movies like Frozen or Encantó REALLY loves DM1, he Always laughs at It, as he Is a classic Mario gamer from the NES and a watcher for the Classic Mario Animated Show as a kid (not sure if he watched the super show or The SM3 show) im sure my dad will love the new movie, altough he break apart from the franchise cuz you know, people grows and they start to like other things, so im kinda sure he will doesnt understand modern mario references or things in The movie. But oh boy if theres Classic Mario references he will lose his mind
34:23
This is where the cars 2 rant starts btw
At 44:17, my phone froze but I had it in my pocket with my airpods plugged in so I actually thought he was waiting to see if this was a kerprank
I love to imagine it’s actually Tamatoa ranting about Hop to Moana for a full 20 minutes
Deleted scene: Moana and Maui sing I Want Candy in order to get Tamatoa to leave them alone
Moana: Maui, how should I distract Tamatoa so you can get your hook?
Maui: Just ask him his opinion on Hop, I'll have plenty of time to grab it.
So fun fact, my mother really likes illumination movies, like, she REALLY likes everything they put out, she loves the minions like any Facebook Mom does, takes us to watch every single movie that has been released, and when I was a kid she bought the DvDs so we could watch it again (even though I've always found them boring)
However TO THIS DAY she refuses to watch "The Grinch", she saw the trailer, and convinced herself to NOT watch it, despite it having an actor she liked as the main character, and being centered around her favorite holiday, and an iconic character she also likes.
I think THAT says enough about the movie's quality
Hope she likes Super Mario
Wow, that's impressive 🤣
What about HOP?
@@jenezeltorres3957 She probably will.
@@GooberInternet She likes it
4:15 ,, THE ORANGE KNIGHT RISES"
34:40 I love this rant XD
It should be added to the schaffrillas shorties catalogue
Thank you Scahff, not only for putting yourself through this pain for us, but for all of the great content you post in general. Keep going man!
Edit:Holy Tamatoa that's a lot of likes, thanks guys!
Same. I love this content, too.
It’s just great
Yeah yeah.
That's just true pain
@Don't Read My Profile Photo Alright then.
I second this!!!
Personally I think Despicable me 3 could've actually been a good movie if Drew was the villain. Maybe Gru taught him how to be a villain, and the two of the, started scheming a whole bunch of evil plans behind Lucy's back. Then, Drew does something truly evil that puts Gru's family in danger, and Gru realizes the reason why he stopped being a villain and fights back against his brother, showing that your biological family isn't necesarilly as good as found family. Gru already has has troubles with his biological mother in the past and this would've been an interesting development of the story. Instead we got cheese, unicorns, 80s references, and a jail scene. whooooo so fun
Honestly that's exactly how I thought this movie would go when I watched the first trailer.
That would have been great to see! Too bad they didn’t go for it. But it’s fun to think about what could have been
I somehow think Despicable Me 3 did a better Child Actor turned Super Villain kind of villain better than Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers.
At least Balthazar Brat wasn't based off of an irl child star and wasn't a complete scumbag like Peter Pan
Instead of this great villain idea we get some guy who back in the 80s was on a very famous tv show
*Dru
33:37 I have a feeling Tim Burton might've made this stop Motion
I like Despicable Me 2, mainly for the fact that it answers the question of what would happen if the minions were to turn evil.
I always thought it was Dr. Nefario who created the minions, given that he always knows everything about them and always hangs out with them. He even kills some of them as if he can make them again.
Maybe that’s what there actual origins were intended to be but then the creators of the minion movie were like “we can’t make a movie outta that, let alone a money sucking one that appeals to two year olds!”
Actually Dr Nefario is Han solo:
1)Both did the same jobs when young and old.
2)Both interact with species that dont speak english.
3)Both frozen in Carbonite (at one point).
4)Both change allegiances at one point and then revert back.
in original canon, Gru (and maybe Nefario I'm not sure) created the minions for his own deeds. they were not some old-as-time organism, they were just lab grown and created. and my favorite part is the fact that Gru is a genuinely good boss to them, despite literally creating and owning them
he probably clones the minions
Well too bad.
They've been around for hundreds of millions of years.
Me and my friend actually had a long conversation today about the implications of the Lorax. At the end we came to these conclusions:
1. O'Hare controls a city state and is actually doing the best thing for his people despite the moral questions having to do with it.
2. Thneedvile actually is full of a type of gas as opposed to air, as the air in the bottles comes blowing out because of pressure OUTSIDE the bottle rather than inside.
And 3. The Onceler was the poorest in his family, and was the literal anti prodigal son. This is shown by his horse and wagon compared with his families super camper.
There was more, but this was the best out of the stuff we dreamed up.
The lore-ax
These conclusions are very good
And the second Death Star blowing up was actually a top secret plot to launch Palpatine's soul all the way across the galaxy to land on the secret Sith planet, which is how he got there in Rise of Skywalker. Plus, the sheer magnitude of all that Death Star kinetic energy was enough to power the entire armada for years! Palpatine really is a genius!
what about polluting the earth would benefit anyone other than Ohere
Illumination is one of those movie studios that I watch for pure entertainment only. Its a time to let loose, laugh at whacky shenanigans, and have fun. When I don't care so much about the story or characters and just want some chill, this is the studio I turn to. They are the experts in this field.
Interesting how Illumination's very first movie was it's best one, and the very next one was it's worst.
Lesson learned, don’t make a live action hybrid ever again Illumination
worst one is hop
Fun fact: Vector from the movie helped me on a physics test. The question was
What are the two components of a vector
And I immediantly thought of Direction and magnitude instantly from the movie despite not having learned this from the lessons.
Who said TV rots the brain
direction
and
MAGNITUUUUUUUDE
my physics teacher last year literally showed that scene to define what a vector is
@@akuma4321 OH YEAHHHHH
@@Junimeek same, litealy right before the pandemic too
We need to really appreciate Shaff for this. If we thought the sony ranking was bad this must have been torturous for him. Thank you Shaff for sacrificing your soul to give us entertainment.
Really sony? Blue sky's was the worst
Absolutely!!!
He stated at the end that the Sony ranking was more torturous. There were more movies and Illumination’s films were more bland than annoying.
Amen to that
13:09 Legit how I felt when I first watched Sing
I feel like Mabel would absolutely react like that if she watched despicable me 3 😂
And then Soos would be like, "I predicted that like a year ago"
So, I worked in the electronics department of Walmart some time ago. Back then (not sure if it's the same now), they played some sort of looping programs which changed every month on the televisions there. For some reason, for a brief period of time they decided to play a movie for the month instead of the typical advertising stuff. -A- movie. A single movie. On loop. Constantly. For a full month.
The first movie they chose was The Lorax.
What followed can only be described as cruel and unusual punishment. Every day I walked into work, The Lorax would be there. 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, the Lorax nestled itself into the deepest recesses of my mind. Every scene, every song, every frame, was branded into my memory. It haunted my nightmares. I would often find myself unconsciously humming How Bad Can I Be. Even now, almost 10 years later, it haunts me. I live a good Christian life because if Hell exists, I know in my heart what my eternal punishment will be. It will simply be that month, replayed until the end of time.
I will never forgive Walmart for this.
I was a nanny for children that LOVED The Lorax and I thought /that/ was bad but you, my friend, have truly lived through hell
Before clicking the "show more" button I was already saying "oh no" in my head given the topic of the video
Lmao .
Oof .
to both of you, the former especially, it might help to listen to the cut track biggering. it might give some glimmer of hope I guess here's the link th-cam.com/video/8M3hmhO6gys/w-d-xo.html
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😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱
42:29 to 51:57
He talked about how horrible Hop was for 9 minutes and 28 seconds. That's how you know he genuinely hates this movie from the deepest depths of his heart.
I can't tell wether that means it's a long time or a short amount of time,
another reason why secret life sequel is better
Imagine how much more furious he will be when reviewing Artemis Fowl(His least favorite movie of all time).
@@turbobist2889 i need
So that's basically he likes illumination movies.He likes to watched.
18:23 Im on the younger side, and I first watched despicable me 3 in 2ND GRADE and even then I thought that it was unnecessary and only made for the money