r/MaliciousCompliance - Karen GARBAGES My $400 Birthday Cake! Regrets It!
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- r/maliciouscompliance - OP's workplace had a huge cake one day for a coworker for his 60th birthday! But in comes the entitled Karen who claims that they don't know if the cake was safe to eat, SO SHE THROWS THE WHOLE THING AWAY! The entire office is pissed at her and they all collectively decide to get some malicious compliance against her! Subscribe for more stories!
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That was awful that the lady just threw away a 400-euro cake because she didn't like the guy. She definitely owed him compensation for that. I'm glad he and the other employees got her back for that one.
I bet employees who didn’t care before jumped to action after hearing a perfectly good cake got thrown away because of spite
I would've told her $400 dollars or wear the bucket of Fish soup or just hide in her office like say the ceiling tiles.
Karen should've bought a new cake
I wonder if anyone brought in grapes and put each in a baggie and had her inspect them, one at a time... Baby carrots would work too.
@@kadennelms8419 The power of spite, 🤣
Story 2: Yeah just so everyone knows: The majority of doctors are straight up on *your* side when it comes to these forced doctor notes. Multiple times I was told to get a doctor's note when I was clearly sick, and every time I did, my doctor was pissed and happily gave me more than the amount of days I needed to get better. You'd think by now employers would realize this and not be so strict on such things, but nope! So if you're clearly sick, and your manager demands a doctor's note, don't hesitate. Go get it, explain to your doc why you were forced to come get a note, and enjoy your week+ off. Urgent Care doctors will happily do this for you too.
Same with my sister. She was sick with Glandular Fever and our boss (well my ex boss now) still demanded she come in. She came in for 3 weeks and then got too ill to come in. She was then off for 3 months for it.
This same guy demanded workers with positive covid tests come in but just not tell anyone.
That man was so salty, salt-free burgers would have been redundant
I know people who are on a tight low salt diet, but completely salt free? That pretty much rules out almost everything in a can or processed foods. The guy would be reduced to eating fresh salad (with no pickles, meat products, or anything other than raw fruits and vegies plus no dressing) And almost all salt in the western world has iodine added to prevent iodine deficiency. Further, somebody correct me if I'm wrong but don't you need about 500 ml of salt a day just to maintain body functions?
@@superdave8248 there are different types of salt and substitutes of the nutrients it have to help with that.
@@superdave8248 No salt aka no salt added. Yep, you can do it, it is restrictive, but not impossible. Yes, it does cut out/down/preclude processed foods, but there are canned foods (veges) and beans that are clearly labeled either "50% less salt added) or (no salt added) ..... the only ingredient list on the can is the vegetable/bean ..... I know because that is what I strive to buy so that I can control my sodium intake as much as possible .....and you can eat meat ..... freshly prepared at home seasoned the way YOU want it seasoned ..... again, you have to read the labels to insure that the meat you buy has not been injected .... yes, many fresh, raw, vegetables and fruits (and probably grains/rice) naturally have a certain amount of salt/sodium in them .... it is a fact of life (celery in particular) ..... but the content is well within dietary restrictions ...... one can eat quite healthfully without adding salt (much salt) to one's diet.
I think he was looking for free food. that was his main objective.
The very idea of a salt free burger...
I don’t know why but the whole line “You’ve been hiding in the bushes for the past two weeks” - said to a cop - had me laughing like an idiot. It just stirs up so many ridiculous images…
Just imagining him crouching there with like binoculars just waiting for a car to cruise by
I grew up in a small Boro. We grew up knowing every spot the cop on duty could hide.
@@msepiphqny yeah with two twig on his head for "camouflage"
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When I was a foreman for an iron and steel manufacturing factory, I told my workers if they had even a slight fever, to just call in (my state has a 3-day self-certify ill policy). If I saw a worker on the floor and it was obvious they were sick, I would send them home immediately - first: a steel worker working while ill is a danger to others, second: working hard is a light workday (if you weren't sweating bullets and totally exhausted at the end of the day, you didn't apply yourself - steel work if TOUGH - so if you try to work when ill, you will only make yourself MORE ill, and third: Nobody wants to catch whatever the ill person is sick with, fourth: to make someone ill work iron and steel is just cruel.
I was adamant on this policy and when my employees figured out how empathetic their foreman (me) was about their personal health, they were loyal workers and very rarely did anyone take advantage of calling in sick.
Being cool to your employees not only keeps them healthy, but it improves loyalty to the boss and they are more productive when they are working their hard shift. It was win-win for all.
I think the idea is less about sick people going about and more about people faking it.
So I’m from Scotland and yes, our doctors are amazing with writing notes/letters. Back when my body wasn’t as crippled and bedridden as it is, I attended College in my early 20’s and had a very ableist lecturer who tried giving me hassle about needing to take my medications (she harassed other students who needed to do anything medical/disability related), apparently me quietly taking my pain medication for my permanent nerve damage was a “massive distraction”… that nobody noticed, or cared about, as I was very quiet and you wouldn’t notice unless you _knew_ to look out for me *needing* to take regular medications. It just looked like I was having a drink of water, that’s it.
She demanded I leave the room every time I need to take my meds, magically change the time I take my meds (it’s every 6 hours, so she only saw me take meds a handful of times the entire time she knew me), or I use the totally sanitary toilets to take my meds. She moaned at the head of department, who was another power tripping woman with nothing better to do than whinge at people all day long and then wonder why nobody liked her, and I straight up told her this is harassment and ableism as I was being specifically targeted because of my disability. She claimed an “easy” way to solve the “problem” was to get an official doctors letter to prove I needed to take medications and that I actually had this disability, even tho you can’t harass a student and tell them to prove they’re disabled, because literally no other disabled student needed to prove they were disabled and just needed to take their meds.
So I told my doctor, who’s been my General Practitioner for over a decade, been there to get professional help when being diagnosed for PTSD and is keenly aware of my nerve damage and has bugged the hospital when necessary for specialist appointments, and she was FURIOUS.
“They literally cannot ask you to prove you’re disabled, and cannot tell you when you can take your meds, and cannot tell you to take them in toilets, so they want a letter? Fine, they can have a letter.”
So she wrote something like
“I can confirm my long term patient Sarah has been professionally diagnosed with cPTSD & PTSD, and permanent nerve damage and as such, suffers from two major invisible disabilities. Sarah needs to take daily medications to cope with these disabilities, and it is at her discretion when she takes her medications. Sarah needs to take her medications several times a day, at whatever time she feels is necessary, in whatever location she feels is necessary, as Sarah taking her medications to ease her disabilities does not affect anyone. I should like to remind the University that Disabilities is a protected class under the Equality Act (2010) and the College should tread very carefully, as I am very angry on behalf of my patient for needing to write this letter. In short, it is up to Sarah’s discretion when she takes her medications and where she takes her medications, as she is required to take them several times a day.”
The head of department was furious because my doctor didn’t give specific times and made her anger very clear, and the lecturer that gave me hassle was told to back off. I also let the College know I would be speaking to the Student Union (which I later joined and volunteered for, where I became the Equality & Diversity Officer and helped other students facing this problem) regarding the clearly ableist behaviour and has several witnesses to my lecturers outbursts about me taking meds when I didn’t disturb anyone and nobody would actually notice as they’d be in my hand and put into my mouth as I drank my juice, and drinking juice was allowed in our lecture rooms and nobody noticed, folk only began to notice AFTER her outburst.
And when I moved on from College to University? None of my lecturers cared, none. Nada. Zilch. They just wanted to know if there was anything they could do to help with my disabilities as I can get in huge amounts of pain sitting around in lecture room seats and they gave me a room to myself for written exams, where the exam could be paused to allow me to move around the room to ease my nerve damage, and made sure I knew where all the ramps and lifts were (I walk with a cane and struggle with stairs). MASSIVE attitude difference, the University was more than happy to accommodate and were upset on my behalf hearing how the College had asked me to not only prove I need to take my medications, but prove I’m actually disabled in the first place. My doctor maliciously complied and wrote a banger of a letter tho, doctors over here are fantastic at supporting you with a written letter if you’ve a horrid boss, they get angry on your behalf because they hate seeing people treated like rubbish and forced to work when they’re clearly ill.
I wish those kind of notes helped people appealing their denied health insurance payouts here in Sweden...
The last story was great. Karen deserved everything that happened to her, but the 400-euro cake story had me laughing out loud. Kudo's to those 15 drivers!
I love that last story, too! I could just imagine the smugness of the operator in that one! It feels like Mark Hammill trolling Ryan Johnson, again! Lol!
When I worked at McDonalds, people would order things with "no salt", because they would want it made fresh, and then would ask for salt packets with a smug look on their face (not that any of us really cared). A few would complain that they had to wait, though. Oh, you want it made to order, but you don't want to wait for it?
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I ask for salt and pepper on the rare occasion that I go to McDonald’s I like to heavily pepper my egg McMuffin and the egg needs about a quarter of a salt packet more to taste better.
I’ve never thought of ordering unsalted fries and putting salt on them. Sounds terribly inefficient.
Lol that happened so often when I worked there. I'm one of those weirdos that likes the fries that have been sitting under the light for a while.
@@transsnack my mother is only like that so the food stays hot by the time she gets home
I just don't order fries at the MC Donalds anymore as there way to salty and I ain't waiting on unsalted ones XD 😅.
i worked at shake shack and we would just put it back in the fryer for a minute lol
In the cake story, Tom could have called the cops on Karen for theft and destruction of private property since it was still his cake.
The ONLY thing Karen would be legally within her mandate to do would be to forbid the caretaker staff from accepting the offered shares of cake. No more.
I mean, certainly that might be the case in America. but I'm not sure if it holds true in Europe, depending on where the story took place. the story doesn't mention what country it took place in, so maybe their laws are different?
@@Steve-of3er I'm European, our laws are not *that* different from yours on the property area.
I don't even see how she could forbid staff from accepting the offered shares of the cake. At best she could forbid distribution on company property. At least in Europe that would be the case. She could neither their it away, nor prevent people from sharing and taking home ...
@@Steve-of3er Regarding private property, it would be potato - potahto. Tom would still be entitled to compensation for the property damage.
@@Steve-of3er Nope, over here on the other side of the pond the cake was still Toms property. If he isn't allowed to bring the cake to the office, dumb but okay. But he could still decide to take the cake back home to eat by himself at home, or with however he wants to share it with in a different setting (not on company property).
It was not an immediate threat that would have justified this harsh reaction, and usually in Europe, you have to opt for the least intrusive thing to do.
I liked the " Stop at a stop sign for 5 seconds story" I could totally imagine the people that stopped taking it up a notch and counting "One Mississippi Two Mississippi....ect" in slow and loud voices just to further screw with that cop.
What ever happen to him anyway? Was he re-assigned to another part of town?
Story 5: Glad that the kids, the parents and the operator had fun....the Karen.....not so much
I really dislike it when a cop pulls you over and the first question is. “Do you know why I stopped you?” It’s a trick question. He’s hoping you’ll say something stupid like. “Yeah it’s because I was speeding.” Now he’s got a roadside confession and any chance of evading a ticket is over.
Cops on a power trip immediately trigger the petty part of my DNA. I know exactly how I would count down those five seconds. I'd hold out my hand, palm towards me, and count out loudly: ONE (fold down thumb), TWO (fold down index finger), THREE (fold down pinky - you see where this is going, don't you?), FOUR (fold down ring finger), and FIVE (don't fold down finger)
@@JC130676
Ah! I just got it! LOL
I did a bit of Google snooping about that. I could not find anything anywhere that says how long you have to be stopped.
Tom totally should've spilled that fish sludge soup that he made all over Karen and her office 😂😂😂
Oops! Did I do that?
Now now, that's no reason to waste a good fish stew like that - accidently empty it into her lunch pail instead.
@@lockwoan01 Her purse.
@@tswain92_ Nahhhhh, that's not right at all - that's when she gets you for ruining her $500 purse.
@@lockwoan01 Rats!
First story: I was in a Wendy's eons ago when I got to hear a gentleman order a Double, rare. OK, they can do that, just be mindful that the burger has to be cooked at least a little bit. He gets his burger, sits in the dining room and begins eating. Immediately enraged, he goes back to the counter, throws the burger at the cashier and bellows "I SAID I WANTED IT RARE!!!!" To her everlasting credit, the young lady calls back to the grill, and without missing a beat "One Double, raw!" Dude storms out. 😆
That's hilarious! It reminds me of when I worked at a Bob's Big Boy restaurant decades ago. One of our customers always demanded his Big Boy cheeseburgers extra rare with the cheese melted and would get upset when that didn't happen. Now, these double burgers were very thin and it was extremely difficult to do that, since the burgers were so thin that if you put the cheese on there long enough to melt, the burgers were no longer rare. I always dreaded him coming in. Eventually, one of our cooks figured out he could accomplish that by putting the cheese on the grill for a short period of time before adding it onto the burgers (which was technically against "the rules" but our manager was OK with it because he wanted to make this customer happy). The guy actually became one of my most loyal (and well-tipping) customers after that; and I always shared his tip with that cook because he deserved it for coming up with the solution.
@@karenogush5622
Big Boy Burgers...
Don't know what's in them, but I only know them mentioned at The Big Bang Theory sitcom.
@@erichanastacio9695 I have no idea what was in them either, but they tasted good (although I preferred their Brawny Beef burger over the Big Boy).
If the cops did that to everyone in California, there’d be about 40 million tickets a day.
@@maggiemae9099 even the cops in California do the rolling stop
I can attest, though hard to believe, Las Vegas is worse than California. I see at least one person completely blow through a red at large intersections daily. And I’ve seen pickups just driving over concrete dividers to make left turn out of parking lots. 🤬
I'm realy sad for tom that didn't get compensation for the money put on his cake !
damn 400 euro cake is super pricy !
You’re only 60 years old once. 😉
I wonder if charges of destruction of property could be used.
Regardless she should have reimbursed him for the lost money. €400 is a lot money. And they should have reported it to her own boss.
He did say it was huge, tho :^P
If somebody threw out a cake like that out at my work, they would have thrown that person of the roof. And the CEO would have been the first person to throw the cake defiler of the roof.
That first story, that burger joint sounds great. I've got some dietary restrictions and it is terrible when a place refuses work around them. Luckily it just causes me pain when this happens, but I no longer eat out because of it. With that dedication I'd eat at that place any day.
Once i ordered a lactose free iced coffee/late and i got a thickshake with a dash of lactose free milk an a frick ton of soft serve ice cream
Same! I have a rare allergy that can put me in the hospital, so it's really hard for me to eat some places. I'd love it if there was a smoothie shop that took allergies this seriously, I miss them.
@@topazmaymemory2982 I have an orange allergy, and the number of times I've tried to get a smoothie without orange only to have an allergic reaction is insane. They didn't realize that they needed to properly clean the blenders. It's insane how little people care about stuff like this.
Same here!
Agreed to a point, but... Why don't they have a "dietary restriction" bread on hand? Similar restaurants I've eaten from have always kept special types of bread made without salt or without sugar, gluten free, and such, which are typically also baked with fake eggs to be fully dairy free as well. Sure, it isn't as tasty, but it's definitely a step better for a burger/sandwich. Can't do anything about the bacon/pickles though, haha. He's screwed there if it's a new restriction he is still learning about. At least he can learn which bread brands to avoid (spoiler: it's about 99% of store shelf brands) and such.
I loved the last 2 stories, particularly the unholy garlic concoction, and can't go wrong with terrified karens.
The fish soup story was one of the most clever, outrageous, hysterically funny story I have read on here 😂
Third story: I was actually given a ticket once that said "Failure to Yield at a Stop Sign" - but the ticket stated that I Stopped at the Stop sign. Judge glanced qt it and that's as far as that went.
Just a quick heads up in case get pulled over in future. When the cop asks you if you know why he stopped you, don’t say something daft like “Yeah I was speeding.” That’s a roadside confession and now there’s no out of getting a ticket. The whole question is a trick.
@@mikoto7693 Great that you are spreading this message. I would like to add that LEOs can stop you for NO VALID reason and then just lie (make up) a reason.
@@mikoto7693 If it's night, you can say "Yeeah, 'kuz I'm Black! What up, playah?"
I actually had a single occasion to say that to a city cop who pulled me over for speeding. I swear, you've never seen a policeman go for his flashlight so fast! He almost dropped it in the process, and when he did get the beam on obviously-almost-painfully-white me I had both hands in plain view with my license and registration in my right and was wearing my "wide-eyed nervousness" expression.
The guy actually laughed! I still got the ticket, but he downgraded it to seven MPH over the limit (I was at least ten MPH over), and he even thanked me for the laugh. Said he'd been having a hard night and it gave him some very much-needed tension relief.
When I was younger I worked in a grocery store deli/bakery dept., I developed a severe respiratory infection and had to call in sick. Now I got in touch with the manager on duty to let him know, he told me that if I didn't come in that I could consider myself fired. I was miserable and pissed off so I just said ok and hung up. I later contacted the main store manager to tell him what happened and the other idiot had already written it up as no call, no show and he considered it as me quitting. I proved that I had called in sick. Later the jerk manager was fired because I apparently wasn't the only one he'd done that sort of thing to. Sometimes people just suck.
I'd be petty and come in anyway, I'll do what needs to be done to prove a point.
@@kaiseremotion854 well I thought about it but I'm severely asthmatic so when I get respiratory infection, which I get horrifyingly often, I have to be medicated and that stuff knocks me out.
The last story nearly dropped me from my chair as I was laughing so hard!!
Wow. Paid sick days at a supermarket. I wish this happened in the US.
It’ll never happen because they are union busters. They will continue to only offer 38 work weeks too because they don’t want to pay for medical insurance either. Also, they expect employees to work for minimum wage which is practically slave wages. Some states have raised minimum wage to $15.00 a hour, but even that isn’t a living wage anymore. God bless the United Corporations of America.🇺🇸
@@Khrysalis01 Some supermarkets are unionized. Paid sick days just never happen because they never hire full time workers.
@@Avrysatos in NZ, even part time workers get paid sick days, just not as many as fulltime employees obviously. I can't understand why any employer would want to put their employees in the situation of having to make the choice to go to work sick (an potentially spread illness) or not get paid - it's disgusting to me.
@@pamiam9017 because we're not seen as human. we're a disposable resource.
I suffered severe arthritis and needed both my knees replaced one done January and one done June due to my immune system being compromised by the surgery I caught what I believed was novovirus in December like the poster I was up all night losing fluids from both ends at about 7.30am I was able to call the convince store where I worked and informed the deputy manager that I was too ill to work that afternoon she told me that she would swap my shift with the staff member who was due to work the end of the week this was the first day of the working week so it would give me about 5 days to recover when I came in for the swapped shift the manager took me aside and told me I was having too many days off sick although I didn't take sick leave but made an exchange with a colleague
How does a grown woman cry on a kids ride, and the kids are having fun🤦♀️
I was once pulled over because the cop said I only yielded and that I didn't come to a complete stop. I told him my speedometer went to zero and I thought that was good enough since the road was clear. He said it wasn't and then asked me a bunch of random questions but ended up giving me a warning.
Ugh, one thing I really hate about traffic cops is that every single time the first thing they ask if the driver knew what the cop pulled you for.
It’s a dirty trick. He’s hoping that you’ll give him a roadside confession which guarantees that he has solid grounds to issue you a ticket.
For example, he asks the question hoping that you’re not going to realise the trap because you’re going to answer without thinking about it first. For example. “Oh yeah I was speeding.” And voila! You just confessed that you were breaking the law by speeding. And it’s somehow worse if the cop didn’t have a dashcam with proof you were speeding and had no evidence of it.
I am no legal expert by any means but my understanding of coming to a stop sign is that you come to a full and complete stop, then proceed when the way is clear. No time limit referred to.
Those cops were clearly on a power trip.
Oh, would I have politely reminded the cop mentioned in the comment that, "It doesn't matter _why_ I stopped at a stop sign, it matters _that_ I stopped at a stop sign, officer. That is all that matters to the enforcement of the law. And I have the suspicion that you use this quite frankly flimsy excuse to justify a power trip. So, now give me my warning please, so I can be on my way, because we both know a ticket over this could get thrown out at court".
I had a weird, supposedly vegetarian girlfriend who insisted on beef gravy with her vegetables but got angry if the contradiction was pointed out. While eating a Sunday roast with her she went ballistic when I sighed and she screamed that I was breathing out beefy fumes. She was guzzling the same damn gravy.
And, can you explain why you were dating this person?
@@tinydancer7426 I dumped her after that and another outburst she had. She was probably bipolar or something. She tried to run over her next boyfriend and he walks with a limp. She died of cancer a couple of years ago, she was just a troubled person with a nasty streak.
@@robertsmelt6638 Holey Moses .... sounds like you got out just in time. that could have been you she tried to run over ..... ending with you not even being around to limp afterward. SHEESH! I swear there must be something in the water.
Maybe... She thought beef gravy is gravy that goes on beef and not gravy that is made from beef? Maybe? Still pretty dumb.
@@chrisc6857 Nope, she knew what it was. She was a psycho. She ran over her next boyfriend with her car and almost went to jail.
I was on a no iodine diet a few times, which means absolutely no salt, for way too expensive injections I had to get. I hated that diet with a passion! However, I never took my frustrations out of innocent bystanders, especially at food places. In fact, both the managers at Fuddruckers and Whataburger went WAY out of their way to make salt-free stuff for me and I love them for that. Oh, yeah... Bread, pickles, and any canned goods as well as sauces were also off the list. Those were the longest three weeks every year for three years I can remember.
Ya don't realize till it hit you.
For your own cooking, you can get non-iodized salt. That's usually the case with Kosher salt, and often the case with
"fancy" salt brands.
Normal bread has like a quarter teasoon of salt for the entire loaf, and you could leave that out if you're baking from scratch. Make yourself plain bread rolls for buns (not the brioche buns you normally see).
4th Story: Adversary Karen to Tom. Playing in other peoples cake is NOT Professional Etiquette in work ethics, She should be treated as a low-functioning client, at this point for that.
All these flavours and you chose to be salty.
-now we know why you're on a salt free diet-
First Story : i believe this story . Because I had a similiar situation . I did exactly the same thing as the cook.
Once the customer cited Doctors Orders . By law a restaurant must comply.
LOL love the last clip, poor karen had to put up till the ride is over!
I got fired from a job I worked for not giving them 12 hours advance notice for my 6 AM shift, had no issues walking away. Not my fault that when I go to sleep feeling fine and wake up feeling sick
About the cake: She could have told him to take the cake out of the building. There was no need to throw it away and so I think she should have made be paid for the damage she did.
She probably dug it out from the garbage & ate it!
@@Elizabeth-rq1vi lol... didn't think of that
I was laughing so hard at the story of Tom with the story of unholy garlic concoction and herring. My husband actually came to lounge to see why I was laughing so much. I was really in stitches. Good for you Tom.
Your r/MaliciousCompliance stories are my top sub. They always make my day 😁
Thank you so much for the best r/MaliciousCompliance stories. Keep up the good work.
he should have "accidently" dropped the "fish soup" in the office floor
Or on her
My only objection to this is that it'd likely end up punishing the janitor more than her, who didn't do anything to deserve it (I assume).
Clip 3: I would have fought that ticket...there is no "5 second rule" to stop...on any traffic statute...in any jurisdiction in the US...or in Canada...so Officer Dick was a corrupt cop who lied.
Clip 4: The cake was Tom's personal property and NOT under the purview of the company...or Karen...and as such Karen owes Tom the cost of the property she destroyed.
The best part of the day, another dose of wild stories with fluff 😁
Thank you so much !!!
I hope the sister fought that ticket in court, citing the fictional 5 second rule.
Steve : If you had the flu, you would have been completely knocked out! Reality : Countless of different flu's and viruses and different variations exist. And every body has a different experience. EDIT : Story 4 : Tom should have bought a can of Surstrumming (really bad smelling food, google it). And showed THAT to Karen under her nose.
As also your blood type can in fact have varied reactions. There is youtube video to this.
I'm so kind that sister who attracts cops. I have had 5 tickets. None for being crazy. I was going 5 over on the expressway trying to find a bathroom bc I started my period as a very young adult, and was not near anywhere I was familiar. I always bled heavily enough that every 30 minutes I needed to change the two ultra tampons and one inch thick pad I had on....I was Eagar to find a bathroom asap....still got a ticket.
I did nothing wrong and a cop tried to tell me bc my car was packed (I was moving) I was being given a ticket...I could see it the window fully and had side mirrors....
The rest are just as ridiculous.
I bled just as badly. Sometimes on the highway to my parents' place, which was 8 hours away, I would have to stop on the road to take care of business even without a bathroom.
That commenter story of the guy who was pulled over because he was “going to commit a traffic violation” has convinced me to start recording pull overs. That would NEVER hold up in court and he’d be the one in trouble. I normally side with the police and the force as a whole has my support but bad cops do exist and they are an issue!
The first story is just daft, he isn’t on a “no salt” diet as per “doctors orders”, the body needs salt, just in moderation, the doctor likely told him he needs to be on a “low salt” diet, aka, not eating unhealthy foods with ungodly amounts of salt in it like ready meals. If he didn’t have any salt whatsoever his body wouldn’t be able to cope as the human body NEEDS salt, you can develop Hyponatremia which is a condition where your sodium levels drop below a certain level, which can cause muscle cramps, vomiting, dizziness, and can eventually lead to shock, comas, and actual death. But sure buddy, you’re on a “no salt” diet, I’m sure.
He was looking for a fight-or a lawsuit!
@@nancyomalley6286 he really was!!!
Read higher. Because of interference with certain medications, iodinated salt may be banned. And as most common kitchen salt is iodinated... Not saying that was the case here, it likely wasn't, but be careful with 'can't happen'.
I think he was lying to get a free burger, a lot of people do that unfortunately
@@joaolima7131 He was definitely scamming for something! Total POS!
5:08 my old bosses did this to me twice. I had never called in sick in the 4 years I'd worked there, and one day I woke up like the walking dead. Every time I stood up I felt like I was going to faint so naturally called in sick. They said the same thing to me "come in or be fired". I drove the 30 minutes in, 2 seconds later was told to go home.
Then a few years after that I got phenomena really bad, had to go into hospital and be put on a antibiotic drip. I called them while in hospital and got the same response, "discharge yourself and get to work". I wonder why I don't work for them any more 🤔 no sick days, no lunch breaks, no holidays.
Is that even legal in the US?
@@SonsOfLorgar It certainly isn't in most of Europe (don't know about the eastern countries). The demand on the second case, discharge yourself from hospital, could open you up to a hefty fine, or even jail, depending on circumstances ...
But TH-cam is international. He could be working in Bangladesh for all we know ...
Holy fudge?!?!?! The cop pulled some one over because they stopped "because they saw you"?!?!?! OH MY GORD! That would be priceless to see a cop say in court. Mean... I support high vis cops so that people do think twice about doing things they shouldn't.
The salt thing reminded me of the get together story where a karen constantly reminding the one hosting the party that she is salt free, and then was forced to eat bland food (and couldnt complain because it was her request) prepared esp for her
In the state I learned to drive, stopping was defined as "Cease all forward motion." No timing, as long as you stopped moving forward, you were good to go.
Almost the same in California: stop, look both ways for cross traffic, look ahead for left turn traffic. All clear? Excellence, be on your way!
First story, as someone who has dietary restrictions due to allergies and intolerances, and who has a partner with food allergies and intolerances, I appreciate that a business has policies like this! You won't believe how many times I had to send back a burger to have it remade, just to NOT have cheese on it. I'm not joking.
One time my significant other and I stopped at a McDonalds to grab something to eat, because it was cheap and near the bus stop. My partner has a dairy allergy, so no milk/cheese/butter/ect. I had to have the burger sent back FOUR TIMES because each time they would do the same thing, put cheese on it. I was getting pissed and actually waited at the counter when the manager finally came out and I explained we asked for this burger to not have cheese not simply out of a preference, but an actual allergy and I have asked it to be remade multiple times, but each time it came with cheese. The manager then brought us a new burger and apologized for it. I told him he should try and instruct the staff to be more careful about order preferences because some people do have food allergies and dietary restrictions. Once is fine, but as many times I had to send the burger back was RIDICULOUS.
Want to know the crazy thing? On their online menu most burgers have cheese on it by default. There's only one kind of "Hamburger" which is in the cheap menu. And they sometimes STILL will mess that up. I get that sometimes things are missed, but when it comes to food, prep and cooks should really double check the order to make it right.
Oh the power of the ride operator. They have mastered Malicious Compliance!
Stoping at a stop sign.
No amount of time is specified.
If the vehicle comes to a complete *stop* in other words is *not moving* it is enough.
Even 0.01 seconds is sufficient by law.
My mom has gotten pulled over for:
1) a cop had a crush on her & just made up reasons
2) so the cop could finish reading her bumper stickers
3) because, at a stop sign, she didn't look at the officer long enough
There have been a lot, but most were from #1....
He had a crush on her and thought pulling her over would be his ticket in? What an idiot 😂
That last one... I bet a lot of the non-karens on that ride thought the operator made it a whole lot better by stopping at the top and then going down fast.
Moral of the Last Story: "Never mess with the ride operator."
Ride Story: OP was nicer to Karen then I'd have been...
I'd probably still let her on the ride after telling her to stop insulting the kids...probably, it would depend on exactly what she said and HOW she said it (tone of voice etc.), however, once she started screaming at the kids in the last seat, I'd semi-calmly (I'd want to keep my job after all) go to Karen and tell her that she is now Banned from riding this ride and to leave immediately before I call Security to have her dragged out, then I'd instantly turn to Karen's friend and say "You however are still welcome to ride this ride since you've been a calm, polite and civilized person, so please take a seat so I can start it up"...
You just need to come to a full stop at a stop sign. There isn't a time requirement.
I've been sick like that before. Hubby found me on the bathroom floor with my hand in my barf bucket. I don't know if I passed out, or just fell asleep. He finally ended up taking me to the ER since I was becoming dehydrated.
i feel the last one could've been dangerous and bad on OP's part as if Karen's bars were loose enough, they could've flung open from the force of the ride and sent Karen flying, leaving OP and the amusement park he worked for in a lot of trouble. Same thing could've happened if the Karen wanted to press charges after she got out of her seat and had the bars fall on her head, it could go either way though depending on the level of security each ride has like cameras and security guards. But generally, I'm glad everything went well enough that the Karen probably learned her lesson, and I hope the head injury will make her a better person by rescrambling and reworking her brain.
I think you must have missed the part where OP said he made sure Karen's bars were on extra tight. :) And the bar fell on her because she pushed it up wrong (probably too hard) when OP released the safety latch - that's what OP was trying to warn her about on the tannoy.
@@philpem hence why I said towards the last part it depends on the security, you know how Karen's like to make a big deal out of little issues. plus, while I didn't forget that he said he made sure her's were on extra tight, he also did mention that pulling them down early can put some wear on them, and we have no clue how long the ride has been operating, how often it's maintained... and how many... less then intelligent people... ride the ride. you never know, Karen could've been that one in a million who didn't follow the rules and get hurt by random chance. but i do see your point. my motto's just always been, better safe than sorry so my comment was a tad biased. I'll admit that. Also, love your pfp. X)
DarkFluff is just what I needed tonight. Its been a particular streesful night with family stress and work stress, and DarkFluff, listening to your stories jyst calmed me down and decompress. Thabk you 😍
The doctor's note story was great. Props to the doc.
My dad was once pulled over for having visibly drunk people in his car. He was the designated driver and completely sober. 🤦♂️
Those cops are REALLY stupid! That's the whole point of having a designated driver!
I love these stories I can watch (listen) to them all day( I do most of the time)
The story about the motorcycle cop and the 5-second “rule”. Very good!
Just proves that Karma"s ALWAYS gonna get back at you, if you do the wrong thing!!
I was taught the rule was stop for 3 seconds to make sure the road is clear. If not, wait for a big enough break in traffic before pulling away from the stop sign
Well the "3 seconds" is so you can safely clear both sides by doing a "left,right,left" visual check before proceeding through. Once you have done a visual left, right, left 3 seconds have essentially elapsed.
I have seen that burger story quite a few times on different channels, and always cracks me up 😂😂
There should be jail time for throwing away cake XD
Food “cooling” story: is she with the health department? Want to see your certification for that! (Btw, love the suggestion of her “wearing” the SPECIAL RECIPES).
Comment after #3 - I would have been so tempted to ask that officer when clairvoyance became a skill the police department required...
Darf Fluff I love the voice. Sounds like I'm at the kitchen table with the next door neighbors. One of my favorite channels.
I was driving late one night out in the country, heading to my parents’ house from where I lived. I live in a city so never use my high-beam lights. But out in the country I had them on. As a car approached it took me a moment to remember they were on. The cop pulled me over because that “slow reaction time” might mean I was drunk. Now, it was late on a Saturday night, but I was completely sober, just slower than he wanted on the light switch. (But I’m glad they are focused on making sure people are safe, and there was no ticket or anything.)
That first one, reminds me of my own workplace. I have scar tissue on my voicebox and when it flares up and starts to irritate, I develop a bad cough and it can take ages for it to fade. It's not that I'm actually sick, it's just that the scars are irritated. Now I was working in a call center and talking too much will trigger it. So, of course, it became so irritated that I lost my voice. I had my husband call in for me because I couldn't talk, but my supervisor refused to listen and said if I really had something wrong, I would either send a doctor's notice or call myself. Obvs, can't talk, so can't call. So I went to a doctor's office, writing on a pad I told the doctor what was going on. The scars on my voicebox are from having a bad cough in my teens due to pneumonia and ending up with some tearing because of it. After an exam, he wrote that I was *not* to go back to work until the cough subsided, due to the risk of further damage to my larynx. LOL I ended up nearly 3 weeks of paid leave. Of course I spoke very little all three weeks, every whisper sent me into coughing fits, but other than that, it was very relaxing to just kick back for a while.
Last one was amazing 🤣 thanks!
My question is, why DIDN'T Tom "accidentally" drop that unholy concoction in The Karen's office, and all over her floor (ideally, carpet)? Opps.
Because it would have been the custodians that would have had to deal with it, not her.
She'd probably even give them more of a problem when they were unable to get the smell or of her office
There is no stop limit other than as long as it is needed to be determined it is safe .
Karen and Steve are examples of what happens when you give a miserable little nobody the tiniest iota of power.
In New Zealand its 24-48 hr after you last threw up/had a loose bowl movement before you can go back to work esp with food related areas.
As for drs note, one can be asked for at any stage, if work asks for a note and it covers 2 days or less the work place has to pay for it, as soon as it covers 3 days or more the employee pays
Me: rewatching old videos
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Also me: STOPS EVERYTHING TO HEAR THE CHAOS
There was a study done at some ivy league school that invalidated the 5 second rule. They placed 2 items on the cafeteria floor and roped it off, one wet food and one dry food (a skittle). There was no transfer to the wet food for several hours and no transfer at all to the dry food.
I hope this Karen gets FIRED. This karen abused her power. FIRE HER!!
11:45 Ah, good old Quantum Cop, who sees and punishes the crimes people *would* commit in a parallel universe where he doesn’t exist.
No wonder that guy's doctor put him on a no-salt diet with how salty he was XD
I crave the comradery that the cake story exhibited. Companies in the US do everything in their power to keep everyone from being an actual team.
I had a similar problem with an officer and a stop sign. As I approached the stop sign I down shifted (manual transmission) and as there is a slight upgrade, when I reached the sign, I held for the car in place by slipping the clutch long enough to check for cross traffic. When I started moving, red lights. The officer had stopped me for no brake lights. I tried to tell him I didn't use the brakes and showed him the lights worked. He then told me he was going to write me for failure to stop, since the lights never came on. I explained what I had done and he told me that was "a bunch of bull". I told him to call his supervisor or at least someone with a brain. That upset him but he did call the supervisor. When the supervisor arrived, I explained what I had done and he turned to the officer and said "Are you out of your mind? If you had paid any attention, it all makes sense." I didn't get the ticket. However, if I had been in OP's situation I was NOT stopped for more than 5 seconds.
I bet those kids loved that ride! I'm not the biggest fan of heights, but to be stopped that high for that long would be kinda cool. You'd be able to see everything!
Story 3. I hope OP sent a nice box of chocolates or a floral arrangement for that liberal doctor’s note. 😊
Story 2*
Sadly, in the US, most restaurant employees (waiters, cooks, cashiers, at both fast food and sit down dining establishments) A. Do NOT get health insurance, so they can't even go to the Dr if they need to. And,
B. They do not receive sick pay. So no matter HOW sick they are, they usually HAVE to go to work anyway.
Yes. That means EXACTLY what you are thinking. During the winter, your food is likely handled in some way by someone who is sick.
I once had a cop pull me over for making a left hand turn on a green arrow infront of him. He knew it wasn't going to go anywhere because I had a witness. He couldn't even issue a warning.
Ahhhhhhh Malicious Compliance....... you are always good.
Had a cop pull me for "rolling through a stop sign", I told him I did stop he said I did not, asked for my license and registration, I gave it to him and said, "I have a dashcam, so if this goes to court I'll show you are either incompetent or a liar". He gave me back my stuff and left without another word.
I would "accidentally" leave a container of the fish soup in her office somewhere.
Tom should have dumped that book of Garlic and fish crap on her desk.
i would be so embarassed to be seen with that karen on the last story and would not to know her lol
For the Stop Sign story. Stateside there is no time to it. You are only required to come to a complete stop. The instructors doing the 123 is a good way to make sure a cop can't try to say it was a rolling stop cuz u would be able to see the wheels fully stopped in that amount of a pause.
Good revenge on Karen in office about food
Especially the herring soup
With so much shiz that I go through day by day, you really make them worth it for me. Thank you ☺️
Story 2. Wish we had strong labor laws like that. I worked full time had like 28 days of sick time and almost 30 days of vacation I'd never used. Spring beat the crap out of me and I had to call in sick. Early summer I get pulled in by boss and told I call in sick twice more this YEAR I'm fired. All my sick days we marked unexcused absences. Guess who got food poisoning over Thanksgiving, like OP spend all morning spewing out both ends, and got fired?
Story 1: There is salt in just about every processed food, as it's a preservative. Bread, pickles, bacon, and pretty much every condiment all have salt. Not to mention that unseasoned meat tastes pretty terrible compared to food that's prepared properly.
Regarding stop signs, I'm almost entirely certain the *actual* law is that you just have to come to a complete stop before resuming motion. No counting, no minimum, just a complete halt. Usually, pressing a bit firmer on the brake right before stopping will give others a visual cue, and give you a physical indication, that you have, indeed, stopped according to the law.
Somebody should have dug that cake out of the garbage and slapped Karen in the face with it!
Or poured Tom's foul-smelling concoction on her!
I hope that cop story the girl took it to court.
First story: I have a sneaking suspicion that the guy ordered his burger with no salt on the patty just to ensure that it was made fresh (not prepared earlier & sitting under a heat lamp). People do that at fast food places, ordering items with no salt but then grabbing a few salt packets.