What is Scale Armor? - Practical Aspects & Historical Overview

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  • @zackerycollins1526
    @zackerycollins1526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4474

    I could definitely see Skallagrim being a castle to castle salesmen with his wife trying to sell different types of armor to lords lmao

    • @adronius147
      @adronius147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      *knocks on portcullis*
      "Greetings, my lord! Can I just say that your moat looks splendid this morning? I'd like to interest you in some of the latest products of metallurgy, truly a craze among the nobility; like this fine piece of scale armor! Nearly impenetrable, except perhaps for rising thrusts, and may I say, might look most lovely on your beautiful lady wife. ;)"

    • @artifex2.080
      @artifex2.080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@adronius147 which lord just stands at the port cullis

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      keesiegames 2.0 chill tf out do you require historical accuracy in order to find something funny? Cuz that’s kinda funny

    • @ArmoredRabbit
      @ArmoredRabbit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Missed time period

    • @4doors_m0r3wh0r3s
      @4doors_m0r3wh0r3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Laughing too hard at this

  • @ConsoleCleric
    @ConsoleCleric 6 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    "You said you had protection!"
    "I was wearing my armor!"

  • @Benxall
    @Benxall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4930

    "Don't worry, il be gentle"
    "That's what you always say"
    "..."
    "..."
    *Slash with the sword*

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Lol I used to use that pfp of yours for my pfp

    • @rcarrot2955
      @rcarrot2955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thegrammarcrusader4085 Same

    • @tadashiuchiha9680
      @tadashiuchiha9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You made my fucking day dude lmao

    • @Chfoulu
      @Chfoulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      On a reenactment camp I took my sword, talked to the public about how greek linothorax armor is effective, and without warning my friend (who was wearing the armor) I stabbed him with the sword. And not a gentle thrust. His look was priceless x)

    • @Vlad_Tepes_III
      @Vlad_Tepes_III 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Chfoulu Please tell us more about what happened immediately after.

  • @aurourus6894
    @aurourus6894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    Armored spouses, even more dangerous than pommels.

    • @NonPlusUltraWar
      @NonPlusUltraWar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      yeah but much harder to throw

    • @americancheese9103
      @americancheese9103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      theMAKSAB
      Not harder to beat tho

    • @Z7Games
      @Z7Games 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      A pommel can't hold a grudge.

    • @Z7Games
      @Z7Games 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      You fool, you condemned us all!

    • @Kraanox
      @Kraanox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      american cheese Are you mad? she's covered in armor!

  • @victormillen8393
    @victormillen8393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2636

    Reasons for scale armor:
    *I LOOK LIKE A DRAGON*

    • @lancehandy6648
      @lancehandy6648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Nuff said

    • @jndvs95
      @jndvs95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The trick to killing a dragon. Shoot it from behind so it penetrates in an upward thrust.

    • @leounknown1227
      @leounknown1227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@jndvs95 That wouldn't work as scales on real life reptiles don't work like scales in scale armor, also it's a dragon so shooting it in the back will just result in a dead overconfident human

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@leounknown1227
      Or a bothered dragon.

    • @nagihangot6133
      @nagihangot6133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Greeks were once fighting an Iranian captain. They kept stabbing his mail armour, but he still kept fighting the Greeks. Then they aimed their blows at his face, until they finally killed him. I heard that story from Adam Eugene Donaldson, all his teachings are removed from TH-cam, now.

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    5% of comments: About scale armour
    2% of comments: Others
    93% of comments: Sexual jokes about Skall and his wife

    • @garretgang8349
      @garretgang8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TH-cam + Skall chanelling Easton, what do you expect?

    • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
      @TheNerdForAllSeasons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Welcome to the internet?

    • @ronweasley9001
      @ronweasley9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As much as I would expect from a skinny man who fancies himself a Viking. A skinny babushka.

    • @durrutimachado284
      @durrutimachado284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's actually very weird to see him touching her in breast area. No jokes or anything

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Campbell Harris spouse*

  • @matteussilvestre8583
    @matteussilvestre8583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    So, it turns out scale armor really does give you disadvantage on Stealth rolls.

    • @sambishop9856
      @sambishop9856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Cept it caps at 16 w/o a shield since it only allows dex benefit up to plus two

    • @Zhensa
      @Zhensa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I hear laughing coming from my dwarven cleric with the forge domain, he doesnt seem impressed. ^^

    • @sambishop9856
      @sambishop9856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Lmao of course the forge cleric is a dwarf. Pfft racist.

    • @tyrtex5108
      @tyrtex5108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @VulpeRenard
      @VulpeRenard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Matteus Silvestre
      Remember, looking like a snake doesn't make you sneaky like a snake.
      +Grim reaper +Kaiser Crimson
      Get that studded leather; my squishy sniper Ranger with 8 CONS has the same AC as someone wearing full plate. Well, after a +1 armorer bonus, at least.

  • @emilfalk561
    @emilfalk561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    Skall is just helplessly watching as his channel becomes the innuendo channel

    • @Daniel-rd6st
      @Daniel-rd6st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Oh i know the problem. A couple of years back i was doing swordtraining with a female friend for some time. And i can tell you, the innuendos in the German language are even worse than in English (for example, the German word for scabbard is "scheide" which coincidently is also a commonly used term for the vagina), to the point where i had trouble explaining to other people what we were doing and keeping it innuendo free (which i had to do repeatatly when i came to work with a black eye that i had received by blocking too slowly - at some point i only replied with "i got beaten up by a girl") *sigh*

    • @chrisbaylis9039
      @chrisbaylis9039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's always been like that: th-cam.com/video/iPx2ahTAWl8/w-d-xo.html

  • @DogOfEgypt
    @DogOfEgypt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    Armored spouses, also known as "Iron (Fe-)Mails."

    • @hiddio
      @hiddio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      More likes for this comment, please *entitled clap*

    • @crunchylemon2849
      @crunchylemon2849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hmmm Big brain

    • @ASmartNameForMe
      @ASmartNameForMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *Everyone clapping furiously to the irritating but also amazing comment*

    • @GobaGNon
      @GobaGNon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Iron maidens?

    • @harrisonschapelhouman3476
      @harrisonschapelhouman3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rofl

  • @AttilaTheKhunt
    @AttilaTheKhunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3249

    *Any rising thrust has the opportunity to penetrate*

    • @radioface4997
      @radioface4997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I'm getting a dark souls vibe.
      Use rising thrust, Maden ahead

    • @56ur4
      @56ur4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@radioface4997 thrusting is effective

    • @lutzvonnemesis5935
      @lutzvonnemesis5935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I get the hidden meaning 😂. Nice one

    • @fish4225
      @fish4225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@radioface4997 Be wary of trap.

    • @radioface4997
      @radioface4997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@fish4225
      liar ahead.

  • @ramblingentertained
    @ramblingentertained 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    I love how she just stands there, smiles to the camera. Like this is not the first time.
    Then look at us. She is either judging us or asking for help.

    • @henryofskalitz2228
      @henryofskalitz2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's a she? I thought it was a fem boi neighbor

    • @Zygmunto
      @Zygmunto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@henryofskalitz2228 henry did her dirty

    • @CardSearcher911
      @CardSearcher911 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @grimreapybones2875
      @grimreapybones2875 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@henryofskalitz2228my disappointment is immersurable and my day is ruined...

  • @36ydna
    @36ydna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    Skallagrim, your wife deserves a medal for her patience.

    • @neilcook4686
      @neilcook4686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Don't worry, she gets her own back in the Stinger Whip video...

    • @mattu.8062
      @mattu.8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jeremy Bouwhuis I think he means she gets revenge

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOu can probably tell her directly

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She is definitely a keeper. Skall is a lucky guy

    • @teenfoe
      @teenfoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spiffygonzales5899 Well if you are into that kind of thing...

  • @MakerMurph
    @MakerMurph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    My scalemail armor made it to a video!!! Looks great and I’m glad it is in good hands!

    • @fatesgospel7963
      @fatesgospel7963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Miles Murphy Awesome job on it

    • @lemmingrad
      @lemmingrad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Congrats! And were you expecting Cara to demonstrate it?

    • @MakerMurph
      @MakerMurph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lemmingrad kinda maybe. I was hoping to see what it could take, but I understand why he wouldn’t want to. 😀

    • @littlemachette1215
      @littlemachette1215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Miles Murphy hey I plan to become a blacksmith/bladesmith when I become of age do you reccomend any schools I live in America.

    • @dylmaster666
      @dylmaster666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great job on it looks awesome

  • @BlackHeart1216
    @BlackHeart1216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Cara's inner monologue: "he keeps stabbing my boob...aaaaand now hes just going for a full grope *sigh* must keep quiet, must not snark."

    • @15thTimeLord
      @15thTimeLord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I really wanted snarking though. Too many openings for jokes over the entire video.

    • @joshschaub2302
      @joshschaub2302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Man skall is just feeling her up in this

    • @andhikasoehalim3170
      @andhikasoehalim3170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      TH-cam: what is this?... Not advertiser friendly? Demonitized!

    • @nikv8881
      @nikv8881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chainer hahahahah

    • @sylvanstrength7520
      @sylvanstrength7520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chainer Lol maybe they were trying to be good. There usually is more snark :P

  • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
    @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Man Attacks Wife with Sword, Wife forced to wear Scale Armor"

  • @kvjqxzz5905
    @kvjqxzz5905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    great work Skall, excellent use of wife as model

    • @superdark336
      @superdark336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      spouse, not wife

    • @devilsmessanger
      @devilsmessanger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      no,wife .

    • @Folian87
      @Folian87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Spife?

    • @Dawe360
      @Dawe360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      they are spouses not man and wife.

    • @Plankensen
      @Plankensen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      aint spouse just non-gendered for husband and Wife?

  • @matthewthomson6466
    @matthewthomson6466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2751

    Skal: *places hand on boob*
    Wife: *looks at camera and grins*
    Skal: *begins stabbing*
    God I love this channel

    • @ayuwoki453
      @ayuwoki453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +N K
      yeah right

    • @falfires
      @falfires 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Begins thrusting*

    • @alexjones2004
      @alexjones2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @N K she's pretty Imo so...

    • @alexjones2004
      @alexjones2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @N K what's the bad news doc?

    • @brah9649
      @brah9649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @N K Jesus dude, chill

  • @MrHanBrolo
    @MrHanBrolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    I love how she's always looking at him like "I love this man"

    • @WLxMusic
      @WLxMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I think she just has to remind herself.

    • @blackestcrow3659
      @blackestcrow3659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Sometimes with a question mark at the end 😂

    • @Azazreal
      @Azazreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I think its more like ''I love this man?'' xD

    • @aksbs3700
      @aksbs3700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I see it more like a total domination look

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SHe's just so in love with her goof of a viking. :p

  • @kyomademon453
    @kyomademon453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    there's just something about scale armor that makes it look sort of majestic and badass at the same time, like looking like an emperor but the emperor is a dragon

    • @sylvanstrength7520
      @sylvanstrength7520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ThatGuyYouKnow I definitely think of dragons

    • @damianmares5338
      @damianmares5338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well, the byzantine emperors wore this type of armor because it was a common type in their time, and they were basically the only emperors in Europe in early medieval times( holy roman emperor doesn't count, he came much later and for long periods of time his title was.......well, more of a symbol), so yeah, when you look at scale armor, it does send your thought to an emperor.....

    • @kyomademon453
      @kyomademon453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damian Mares highly doubt it was common and the bizantine emperor was as emperor as the holy roman one, considering the title was basileus: king, over imperator

    • @nikosvasilakis9553
      @nikosvasilakis9553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      one of the titles was also aftokrator (autocrat) which basically translates to emperor and it's etymology indicates absolute power over his realm,whereas the Holy Roman Empire was kind of a confederation since the Kaiser's subjects (dukes etc.) were kinda autonomous but they were a considered one state,that's what probably Damian means by symbol,cheers :)

    • @damianmares5338
      @damianmares5338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "basileus" in Greek or "basileios" ( if I can actually put 2 thoughts together these days and remember how it was spelled) meant, in a weird way, both "king" and "emperor" , but because of the continuous line of emperors from the Roman Empire to the ERE, the title remained technically the same, even if in 5th-6th century the administration started to shift towards Greek, and not Latin, so the title of "Imperator" became "Basileus" , but also being accompanied by "Autokrator", meaning an entity with absolute power, and in modern Greek, from what I remember, being the word for "Emperor"
      as for the Holy Roman Emperors, they only had real power until 13th century when the war between the ghibellines and guelphi started, the supporters of either the emperor or the pope, and that conflict restrained the emperor power until it was more a diplomatic figure than an administrative and military one
      the only times when the Holy Roman Emperor was powerfull was when the emperor was the ruler of wither Austria of Bohemia, and that was because of their inherited land combined with the privileges that their title of emperor gave them, otherwise the title was just sustained by the member states of the Empire in order to protect themselves and make the most use of it

  • @HungryHelpings
    @HungryHelpings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    “Don’t worry I’ll be gentle”
    Sounds like that’s been said more than once.. ;)

    • @yanousse3217
      @yanousse3217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "that's what you always say"

    • @babayaga9723
      @babayaga9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yanousse i love when ppl in the comments are making dozens of « that s what she said » but his wife does it in the very video

  • @vincentlaw1415
    @vincentlaw1415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I just realized that I'm way to immature for this video

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know i am late but
      Immature in terms of what?

    • @sdghjkvh
      @sdghjkvh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captainobvious8037 I was wondering the same, Captain! Sadly, we will probably get no answer on this matter

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sdghjkvh Very unfortunate

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captainobvious8037 so many intentional sexual innuendos

  • @missidominici
    @missidominici 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    I could make scale armor out of guitar picks
    Maybe

    • @koffieverslaafde627
      @koffieverslaafde627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      DAM USA youd drop them, and theyd disappear in the pick void

    • @2lazyt378
      @2lazyt378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@koffieverslaafde627 any small object has a 50% chance of falling into an unreachable endless void where it will never be found again. With a 10% chance of reappearing somewhere completely different.

    • @arthurreede4478
      @arthurreede4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Would you use studded picks then? Like the dunlop ones huehuehue. Koffieverslaafd...that's the one and only reason I use my acoustic ones as tambourines

    • @Gorgun2010
      @Gorgun2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Watch that pick armor disappear when you put it on the table.

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      please tell me you actually built one!, also if you jump from a high distance your entire body will be teleported to the pick void, if from there you can manage to jump again, you will appear back in this plane avoiding all falling damage

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    4:58
    Clara's Assassin Bunny hop killed me.

  • @spiffygonzales5899
    @spiffygonzales5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "you have a larger..."
    *points to her chest*
    "...err... non... flexible... area"

    • @als5033
      @als5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      we need a tinestamp for the peeps xD

    • @hammerite6418
      @hammerite6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stamp

    • @Coolman11111
      @Coolman11111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hammerite6418 So you're a fallout fan, all that I have to say is yes.

    • @noirpxp_9751
      @noirpxp_9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      3:16

    • @bunnysenpai8942
      @bunnysenpai8942 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's around 3:18

  • @Bl4keBelladonna
    @Bl4keBelladonna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    the look in Caras eyes when he "measured " her scales tho :P

    • @sylvanstrength7520
      @sylvanstrength7520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mauricio José Osuna I think it's more just they always joke around like this haha
      Though it *might* be possible that he didn't fully notice lol

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Me? Looking at my husband 'inappropriately"... why, I'd never *smirk*

    • @hyperhektor7733
      @hyperhektor7733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he works especially on her armored breasts region xD

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like after he turned the camera off, she jumped him.... in a fun way. Lol

  • @AbandonedVoid
    @AbandonedVoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I like how you can tell that Skall's wife really does love him a lot in this video.

    • @thepangolinforge
      @thepangolinforge 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      cara does love him. watch every video she was in

  • @advena688
    @advena688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "Don't worry, I'll be careful"
    "That's what you always say"
    * They stare at eachother *
    * _stonk_ *

  • @shagman1779
    @shagman1779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "Anything can slip through, any RISING THRUST" oh skallagrim you silver tongued devil

  • @AfterLifeGuru
    @AfterLifeGuru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Replace the scales with removable pommels and youve got me sold

    • @bastionunitb7388
      @bastionunitb7388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They call it the pommel guard

    • @gamemaster8488
      @gamemaster8488 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ed edd and eddy.Maaan nostalgic af

    • @benharrykirk2824
      @benharrykirk2824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But the real question... Can pommels defend him rightly?

    • @tezla6332
      @tezla6332 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol end him rightly more like defend him rightly

    • @theDestro33
      @theDestro33 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You would be able to end everyone rightly

  • @Wanker527
    @Wanker527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I always imagine how many hours of hard, meticulous work must go into actually creating things like scale or chainmail. It must have taken AGES to create enough for entire armies.

    • @dj_koen1265
      @dj_koen1265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes but the thing is a king wouldn’t approach a blacksmith and say
      Yo we need 3000 chainmails when can you deliver them
      Smiths would work at them one at a time continuously across their lifes
      And individuals bought their own armor most of the time

    • @zanderdev57
      @zanderdev57 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Much quicker than plate though. With playe its is all much more finnicky and demanding of high quality across the entire piece, or else it could be compromised
      With scale, chain and lamellar, yes it takes a while to make all of them but they dont require as much care and precision as plate, and one bad unit doesnt require that you start all over. Plus repairing the armor is far more cost effective and time efficient than plate

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zanderdev57 You're thinking of a nobleman's bespoke plate armor.
      Munition plate was quicker and easier to manufacture than maille.

    • @zanderdev57
      @zanderdev57 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stevenschnepp576 yes but at what time period was it better? Mail and lamellar armors were made in the early days because they were far easier to actually produce before steel became easier to make into sheets

  • @SilverFlame-137
    @SilverFlame-137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    More Cara! This isn't the sort of video I would normally watch but I clicked on it the moment I saw Cara in the thumbnail. Her dry humour and witty comments make every video a joy to watch.

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aw, thank you! And there I was behaving with the humor this time... sorry to disappoint

    • @burner27
      @burner27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Devan the Rat my name is Devan so I approve of your screen name, Cara.

  • @zebedeetotty
    @zebedeetotty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    2:10 that face

    • @stefanradev7034
      @stefanradev7034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's the face of "next time we test an armor, you'll wear it and i'll be gentle" :D

    • @gianpalacio5635
      @gianpalacio5635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The awkward to no end halfways thru the autistic spectrum for no reason face?

    • @carbonado2432
      @carbonado2432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BAM! Right in the babymaker!

    • @josephmorse3089
      @josephmorse3089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "That's what you always say"

    • @zacheray
      @zacheray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gian Palacio That's Skall's wife dude, why you guys are always shitting on her, Skall would fuck your shit up if you said that to his face

  • @orginstory2822
    @orginstory2822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Your spouse switches between "I'm happy to be here" and "what has my life come to"

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It looks to me more like "He is so cute when he gets excited over these things."

  • @throneofterra109
    @throneofterra109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    Don't worry, I'll be careful.
    Mhm. That's what you always say.
    LOL. good job skall.

    • @HungryHelpings
      @HungryHelpings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Peter John the Brave ;)

    • @mtgemperor
      @mtgemperor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Awesome burn, Cara!

    • @bones2164
      @bones2164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      *looks at camera*

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      What's a German man fondle his girlfriends breasts for 15 minutes and make bad sex jokes

    • @ilianaleksiev3717
      @ilianaleksiev3717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he said GENTLE now that's some much better work ;) if you know what i mean!

  • @ig33ku
    @ig33ku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    1:26 "Honey not now, we are making a video."

  • @HPalternetive
    @HPalternetive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    4:17 She: I might wonder if it sits a bit on my
    Hips..
    Him: *PROBABLY YOU GOT PRETTY WIDE HIPS*
    She: thanks...🙃

    • @fireeaglefitnessmartialart935
      @fireeaglefitnessmartialart935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I think of it as a compliment. I like curvy hips.

    • @fireeaglefitnessmartialart935
      @fireeaglefitnessmartialart935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @TeamHansen19 I dont really see how landwhales and curves relate but ok.

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@fireeaglefitnessmartialart935 Some people are fans of anorexia

    • @klavicus2276
      @klavicus2276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She looks pale, a bit dull and seems to have a strange taste in men but she looks curvy and i personally like this

    • @rencaelum4396
      @rencaelum4396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Are you all gay? She's hot.

  • @metatronyt
    @metatronyt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Loved the video, nice work Skal. I like this format of half ragular practical video with you (and in this case your wife Cara, always nice to see her too) and half voice over with historical stuff and Iconography

    • @Lamawalrus
      @Lamawalrus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed. And I like them mixed where appropriate (not that you didn't also suggest this)

    • @JustinHiryu
      @JustinHiryu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Metatron and Skall, I love you both!

    • @Orion-iw1qj
      @Orion-iw1qj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andro Manu Meta is a Jew?

    • @benaud5790
      @benaud5790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Metatron yeah its awesome one of my faves

    • @valiensr1037
      @valiensr1037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Andro Manu you are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity

  • @stuchly1
    @stuchly1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    I don't know if that counts, but scale armor is experiencing a comeback, overlapping discs of kevlar are used in bulletproof vests, because the overlap offers comparable protection to a thicker slab of kevlar while keeping the vest lighter and more flexible. it's just not visible on the outside of the vest.

    • @tanall5959
      @tanall5959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      'Dragon Skin' is a particular brand of armor that uses such a method. Though, sadly, there has been a lot of drama between the manufacturer and the National Institute of Justice involving how well it actually works.

    • @ThrowingItAway
      @ThrowingItAway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dragon Skin armor by Pinnacle Armor started this idea wayy back in the 2000's. It was far superior in many ways to the simple plates and fabric stacks that were in vests at the time. It also vastly spread the force of the incoming rifle round much better. All while being quite flexible for the user.

    • @buttkickingkid
      @buttkickingkid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      >2000's
      >"Wayy back"
      I have never felt so old before.

    • @arthurrangel392
      @arthurrangel392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      We are in the late 10s dude. 00s ended in 2010.

    • @AlexEinherjar
      @AlexEinherjar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tanall If only they could test it (not on humans obviously), I hope technology gets us there one day.

  • @SoulWinds
    @SoulWinds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This scale armor is a work of art. Incredibly well done. It definitely deserves more credit. I don't care if it's loud, you just need to practice and adapt. It'd be even better with a belt, I reckon. I wonder who made this... Great artisan, no doubt.

  • @andresarancio6696
    @andresarancio6696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Drinking game: take a shot every time Cara does the "Yes I know what innuendo you are thinking pervs, I am thinking the same" face. You will be drunk enough to throw an uppercut to a scale armor before the history dump

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You know my mind so well... *downs drink*

  • @theclocktower3258
    @theclocktower3258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    An 11 minute video of Skall groping his wife, this is why we subscribed xD
    obviously a joke lol keep up the good work Skallagrim!

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Groping his armoured spouse, thank you very much. Armoured spouses for the win!

    • @thelastfeelbender
      @thelastfeelbender 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ClockTower deserves more likes

    • @cheetajoe4912
      @cheetajoe4912 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ClockTower This is what I subscribed for!

  • @nekoman8560
    @nekoman8560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I stumbled into this video while searching for info on D&D realism, namely whether various armors are noisy enough to impose disadvantage on stealth, and this is the only example I’ve found of anyone moving in any armor in a noise isolated environment. (Sound of movement in scale mail at 3:00) Can you do a video comparing the volume of various different armors?

    • @JadeSun7
      @JadeSun7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can tell you from experience that maile is very similarly loud, as it still has thousands of metal pieces moving against one another. Plate armor is also loud, as even though there are relatively fewer pieces, the pieces are larger and resonate more, and still hit one another, making clanging sounds as you move.
      Overall, I would leave the Disadvantage to stealth checks as they are in the PHB, and allow for fantasy materials and magical enchantments to make medium and heavy armors quiet and stealthy.
      Hope that helps! :D

    • @nekoman8560
      @nekoman8560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JadeSun7 So anything with overlapping metal should be imposing disadvantage on stealth. Thank you for the info, it’s very helpful.

    • @JadeSun7
      @JadeSun7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nekoman8560 the exception would be brigandine as the pieces are all tightly bound and sometimes sandwiched between cloth or leather. Lamellar armor is in the middle ground where depending on the exact construction it could go either way.
      Happy to help, and Happy gaming! :D

    • @williamgrissom1995
      @williamgrissom1995 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      From what I understand most all metal armor would more likely make noises. Though if you wore a snug tunic over scale mail, it would muffle the noise alot.
      I think chain mail would jingle more under a tunic than scale mail would, though it would muffle it some I'm sure.
      But I believe scouts that spied on the enemy went in just leather armor at most, because often the smallest noises can spook the horses or alert the dogs in the dead of night.
      During the day there is the issue with reflected light, which would alert the enemy way faster than noise, since the movement of people in armor in the camp would make it too noisy to notice much noise of the same kind of a armor outside of camp. So a armor worn under a tunic would likely work well in the day time only, and would be more risky at dead of night.
      Well that is my hypothesis anyway.

  • @NegotiatorGladiarius
    @NegotiatorGladiarius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    To be honest, I wonder if scale is less about protecting from sword thrusts and more about protecting from missiles. We know that the ancients used arrows extensively -- e.g. the Persians would pretty much actually darken the sky with their volleys -- and then there were the javelins, which were still used all the way through the early middle ages. I'm thinking that most of those would hit you downwards, and scale might actually be better at stopping a pilum than mail would.
    And then there were other missiles. E.g., the ancients used slings extensively. (E.g., lead bullets from slings defeated the Persian cataphracts.) Or lately the lead-weighted darts of the Romans. If scale actually did better at dissipating the shock from those than chain would, that might actually make it good specialized armour.
    I'm thinking for example the skirmishing cataphract cavalry that was extensively used in the ancient times, and in Persia they kept the scythed chariots until at least Alexander's time. Those weren't supposed to stay and get into melee. They would harrass the enemy with missiles, and save the all out shock charge for when the enemy was already wavering or showing a vulnerability, like exposed flanks. In both cases the most immediate threat to the rider would be from enemy missile troops. So I'm thinking that scale would actually make a lot of sense.
    What are your thoughts?

    • @tamlandipper29
      @tamlandipper29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      NegotiatorGladiarius - your theory at least accounts for the weird angle.
      While writing this I wonder if it could be as simple as rain proofing?

    • @pablohill6688
      @pablohill6688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Arrows just go through where the scales over lap because they aren't solid so arrows have been known to bypass them by hitting a scales and sliding in the path of least resistance which is every spot a scales is place next to another scale

    • @christiantheologyunited3707
      @christiantheologyunited3707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      pablo Hill
      Depends on the scale type

    • @timsellers4946
      @timsellers4946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Xaris Xeros I don’t know if people have made videos like this, but I would love to see different archers with different bows (longbow, compound, horse archer [cant remember the name], etc) against scale mail.

    • @luggilu7864
      @luggilu7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess for a (idk like) 5kg bolt coming from terminal velocity down onto your chest, it won't do much. Not because it would penetrate, but because your chest would be weirdly misshapen after that thing hitting

  • @bigman7856
    @bigman7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    “You have pretty wide hips.” I’ve only made his comment once to a girl, and she thought it was an insult. It was quickly resolved thereafter, but still. Wide hips are GOOD on ladies! If a guy comments on this, he is normally not calling you fat. Btw you two are a great couple!

    • @Karasamune
      @Karasamune 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jerome Wilshank Did you tip your fedora?

    • @bigman7856
      @bigman7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karasamune like five times brah

    • @bigman7856
      @bigman7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Karasamune the lady was my GF. It happened when I went to reach for my wallet to buy us some drinks. I hit her hip, said sorry, and made the comment. It was aight because we make of of each other all the time, but I wasn’t making fun of her. The lesson here is that you got to be careful with what you say around your womyn.

    • @Karasamune
      @Karasamune 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigman7856 How long you been growing out that beard on your neck?

    • @bigman7856
      @bigman7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Karasamune approximately for 250 years, my son. It is now long and gray. I have acquired the knowledge of the wise neck beard gods and have acquired the golden goblet of Mountain Dew. This bejeweled challis has given me power to respect m’Lady.

  • @goatfish480
    @goatfish480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was both educational and adorable. Watching her hop was to cute. Love the video guys! I was really interested in scale mail since you dont hear near as much about it as you do plate or chainmail.

  • @OutlawMaxV
    @OutlawMaxV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    > Sees Cara is in the video
    Oh yeah, its gonna be one of those... Innuendo the Movie

  • @gorgon6680
    @gorgon6680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "I'll be gentle, that's what you always say", my god you 2 are perfect

  • @cdgonepotatoes4219
    @cdgonepotatoes4219 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Scale armor really looks more like just an archaic version of mail that requires less labour, so it was likely popular until mail was properly industrialized. A retake of the concept then brought lamellar armour and brigantine, the latter largely being considered a more economic alternative to plate.
    The best interpretation of scale armour that's around is essentially mail with added scales, which is obviously more decorative intent than purely practical (though that added layer might help against structural damage of the armour).

  • @jasonalen7459
    @jasonalen7459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    3:23 "Curvature of the torso"

  • @matthewthomson6466
    @matthewthomson6466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    3:25
    The *curvature* of the *torso*
    Okay, Skall, okay 😂😂

  • @user-od3kt3ky6b
    @user-od3kt3ky6b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:12
    “Don’t worry I’ll be gentle”
    “That’s what you always say”
    *Smirks at camera*

  • @Ishanusharma
    @Ishanusharma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Scalelagrim

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ishan sharma my god ,,,

    • @Plankensen
      @Plankensen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and Scaleara

    • @fsmoura
      @fsmoura 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      www.myinstants.com/instant/rimshot/

  • @Sirfirenewt
    @Sirfirenewt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    *Canadian man hits wife with sword*

    • @fsmoura
      @fsmoura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      *Trudeau cries in public*

    • @merlball8520
      @merlball8520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      fsmoura , Hah!
      And immediately apologizes to minority groups.

    • @Mitwadus
      @Mitwadus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sir Firenewt spouse

    • @Smackosynthesis
      @Smackosynthesis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SilverEevee ?
      EDIT: Ah. I see. Nevermind.

    • @dankbro799
      @dankbro799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SilverEevee more like SJWevee

  • @ethancastleberry1689
    @ethancastleberry1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Definitely heavy on the Sub/Dom energy looks like you two had fun with this one

  • @manamaster6
    @manamaster6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:12 is the best moment of the video.
    Their faces, the position of the hand, the sword. Just perfect.

  • @damienw4958
    @damienw4958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Great material to procrastinate with! Thanks skall!

    • @sizanogreen9900
      @sizanogreen9900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA haha ha... ha... yes.

    • @GrandElemental
      @GrandElemental 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You too? :D

    • @walt_man
      @walt_man 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For me I ate Smittys breakfast while watching it

    • @psych0185
      @psych0185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Procrastination is the only activity I never put off for a later time.

    • @fsmoura
      @fsmoura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i wish i was so disciplined

  • @Kadeo-ms6qw
    @Kadeo-ms6qw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m completely jealous, you can see the amount of love they have for each other just by the way they look at each other

  • @kyubii972
    @kyubii972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    As nerdy as this sounds I'm totally going to use these new videos you're making for my Dungeons & Dragons games I'm the DM and it really helps to be able to liven up combat descriptions with realism.

    • @MrBAKFIRE
      @MrBAKFIRE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simply amazing , I do the same ,but with quests and NPCs

  • @AnimeOtaku2
    @AnimeOtaku2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Chainmail bikini next? *dodges Pommel*

    • @christopherrhodes3228
      @christopherrhodes3228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      OUCH! Who tried to end me rightly?

    • @angelsfallfirst7348
      @angelsfallfirst7348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Christopher Rhodes skall

    • @ParanoeX
      @ParanoeX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Christopher Rhodes dont worry, it wasnt aimed at you; thats why you are still alive

    • @Demockracy69
      @Demockracy69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Condom of plates

    • @hanelyp1
      @hanelyp1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A Maille Bikini doesn't physically block the attack, it clouds the mind of the attacker reducing their attack bonus.

  • @T1Oracle
    @T1Oracle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She's very supportive of his hobby. Lucky man.

  • @Fizximuk
    @Fizximuk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I will be gentle. - You always say so!

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fizximuk
      that made me laugh so hard i nearly pissed myself

    • @Fizximuk
      @Fizximuk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The full quotation is "That's what you always say"

    • @nikv8881
      @nikv8881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that smile after that...

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My pleasure that the one snark I did let slip did the job for you :)

  • @alfatazer_8991
    @alfatazer_8991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    _Padded Doublet_
    +5 defence
    _Scale Mail Bikini_
    +20 defence WTF
    *MMORPG LOGIC*

    • @MrBaris115
      @MrBaris115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alfatazer _ sauce for your profile pic?

    • @alfatazer_8991
      @alfatazer_8991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Character: Power Girl
      Artist: Butcha-U
      I think you know where to go from here. Happy hunting.

    • @ub3rfr3nzy94
      @ub3rfr3nzy94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's against the rules to hit unarmoured areas.

    • @decwow
      @decwow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alfatazer _
      Convincing most ladies to play a long MMORPG without pretty characters to play: *IMPOSSIBLE*
      No point fighting the inevitable

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, nobody wants to kill someone who looks hot.

  • @thedarwinist672
    @thedarwinist672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They look really good together. I bet they finish each other's-
    -"foes rightly!"
    -"foes rightly!"

  • @Paxmax
    @Paxmax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    I think Skals "upwards thrusts" might defeat more than just Caras scale armor... *wink wink nudge*

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That's rather a statement of fact than anything that needs a wink, sweetie *smirk*

    • @fsmoura
      @fsmoura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *WINK WINK WINK*

    • @AxiomIndustries
      @AxiomIndustries 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Say no more, say no more

    • @richtheunstable3359
      @richtheunstable3359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nudge nudge

    • @Kadereii
      @Kadereii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paxmax i gotchu b .3.

  • @S.ASmith
    @S.ASmith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "They move more in larger clusters"
    **Hand moves towards bob**
    The inuendeos are just....lol

    • @Joe_Potts
      @Joe_Potts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bob?

    • @derptank3308
      @derptank3308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s basically by default. Whamen have da bobs
      Edit: I don’t remember typing this

    • @Secret_Lizard
      @Secret_Lizard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, not again, not poor Bob

    • @gamemaster8488
      @gamemaster8488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whos Bob?

    • @assassinalvin6247
      @assassinalvin6247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bob is a builder

  • @JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans
    @JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loooove this video. I wish I’d seen it sooner.
    Earlier this year you talked about ways to change up your videos. I think guests are a fantastic way! Also, if you two were to change roles in the videos, it would be great!
    Your relationship is adorable and charming, and I can tell you approached this video with a different personality, and I really enjoy this side of you

  • @Debilinside
    @Debilinside 6 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    So is ok to openly poke Cara with your stick on YT? :D
    Great video by the way. Scale is a pretty overlooked armor type.

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      DEMONITIZED!!!

    • @Malusdarkblades11
      @Malusdarkblades11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i gess Cara never learned how to defend herself against someone with a poitn-end-stick ^^

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Silberzunge
      I dont think its so much a lack of ability.

    • @Malusdarkblades11
      @Malusdarkblades11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wavemaninawe
      yeah but i was actually refering to someting else :)

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Silberzunge
      I know. Hence the hidden innuendo. 😁

  • @Hedgepook
    @Hedgepook 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    The sexual tension in this video is truly extraordinary.

    • @sylvanstrength7520
      @sylvanstrength7520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jack Box that's normal for those two haha

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's great seeing them on screen together

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And there I was behaving so much!

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack Box Eh, mostly in the imagination of internet fanboys here. :-P

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Daniel Nope, not just your imagination, that's how we really are

  • @babayaga9723
    @babayaga9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love the man of science that skal is from time to time « probably, u got pretty wide hips »

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    It's armor that scales with your luck stat. Duh

    • @rafliavriza3651
      @rafliavriza3651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get out

    • @GreatWightSpark
      @GreatWightSpark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luck Scale? That's what Falcor drops

    • @Scharfster
      @Scharfster 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I swear the Luck stat in DS3 is pointless.

    • @maginotline9601
      @maginotline9601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabe Scharf Bleed the world.

    • @catStone92
      @catStone92 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      clearly you've never played a hollow build

  • @nathanc939
    @nathanc939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I have made a lot of research for a 13th-14th century Rus style scale armor set I'm making and the Rus (Russia, Ukraine and Belarus) used it quite a lot, but still lamellar was more popular. One other thing to note, it that an upward thrust with enough angulation to go under the scales is very very hard to do with anything but a dagger if both warrior are on foot and it probably won't go very deep and lack power. According to my research, lamellar was more popular because it was very efficient for both cavalry and infantry, but for infantry, the rus judged scale to be slightly supperior as it doesn't limitate mobility as much.
    There are exemple of scale armor from the 1500's in Russia as it was never completely erased by plate there, probably because some warriors used skis during winter and a bow all year long.

    • @PewPewPlasmagun
      @PewPewPlasmagun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nathan Carrier Hooray for crazy and at the same time practical Russian designs - then and now...

    • @mortenovergaard7397
      @mortenovergaard7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i think you're right. in combat, a lot of hits are going to be awkward, opportunity hits, not at perfect angle etc. from experience in boxing and other combat sports this is usually the case. - the "perfect" textbook hit rarely happens. so scale armor would probably be decent armor 90+% of the time.

    • @nathanc939
      @nathanc939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mortenovergaard7397You are right.
      It goes a bit further. Scale is weak against upward thrust, but with both men on foot, they are hard to place to start with and even on a static target, at chest height, they are akward and often don't have the angle to really exploit that weakness. If the man in scale is on horse and his opponent on foot though, the game just changed, you are naturally thrusting up and often with enough angle that scales will more often lift up and let the pointy thing through. A dagger can do the job on foot though, because it is short, it is easy to give it the right upward angle and thrust. Now apply this to moving targets and scale will be effective the vast majority of the time, probably even against daggers, but on horse back, spears from infantry become a serious issue, still will not get through most time, but often enough to be concerning.
      Reversely, lamellar has the gap up to down and is weak to downward thrust, which on a horse won't happen, but on foot, they are actually quite common and efficient, still a dagger once again is the most likely tool to go between the lamellars with a downward thrust. The failure rate of lamellar on foot, for moving targets, is likely lower than the failure rate of scales on horse back though.
      Again, I suspect that winter fighting has a lot to do with Russia keeping scale and lamellar around much longer.

  • @ngut5915
    @ngut5915 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Apparently the sound of "sword on scale deflection" is what they use for drawing of a sword in a lot of movies and games.

  • @vnutri710
    @vnutri710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    "Don't worry I'll be gentle"
    "Mhm, that's what you always say"
    As much as I love Skall I vote we kick him out and let his wife take over the channel.

    • @VndNvwYvvSvv
      @VndNvwYvvSvv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Easy there, neckbeard

    • @The214thRabidFangirl
      @The214thRabidFangirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Well he's a pretty cool guy. It would make sense for him to have a pretty cool wife.

    • @zaytheslasha1263
      @zaytheslasha1263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Misandrist

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@zaytheslasha1263 I don't think he was being serious. just saying that she made a good comeback.
      either that or he was saying she is more interesting than skall.
      But I like them both, they have very good chemistry together.

    • @YTshashmeera
      @YTshashmeera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh she already has a channel

  • @KaineNier
    @KaineNier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    2:18
    “That’s what you always say”
    Glances at camera and proceeds to wack wife in stomach with sword

  • @thescarborobastards9269
    @thescarborobastards9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Dw I'll be gentle"
    T H A T S
    W H A T
    Y O U
    A L W A Y S
    S A Y

  • @moonshroom9532
    @moonshroom9532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The way she looks at him, that's love right there

    • @CaraDanaellea
      @CaraDanaellea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *sighs happily* Yes, yes it is

  • @spencergreen3581
    @spencergreen3581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I've always had the idea to start a company that would make jackets and other outerwear with hidden mail inside it, for self-defense. Like a heavy winter jacket with a layer of chainmail in it would offer a decent amount of protection, or even a scarf with mail inside could be wrapped around the forearm would be useful against someone with a knife

    • @billberg1264
      @billberg1264 ปีที่แล้ว

      For armored jackets, you could do brigandine around the torso, and mail for the sleeves and below the waistline. Aside from the extra weight, people may dislike the noise of metal against metal. You might be able to work out some way of getting cloth between the rings.

  • @LincolnDWard
    @LincolnDWard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Missing in all Aquaman media to date: the jingle-jangle noise any time he moves.

    • @nomangreybeard535
      @nomangreybeard535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He wore metal armour under water?

    • @LincolnDWard
      @LincolnDWard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nomangreybeard535 I suppose, given the context, it could be, like, the literal scales of an underwater dragon or something like that. But any time it's shown in detail (including in the recent movie) it certainly looks metallic. (And any time there are extra pieces attached to it, they tend to be portrayed as solid metallic plates or rings.) As far as I can tell, that's never actually been explained in the comics.

  • @Kurai_69420
    @Kurai_69420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    But was the horse armour overpriced?

    • @bandrefilipe
      @bandrefilipe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      DovahSpy I see what you did there, sir. Good one!

    • @geckohunter7277
      @geckohunter7277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nice reference

    • @Bralionas
      @Bralionas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Have you heard of the high-elves?

    • @gj4312
      @gj4312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Stop! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!

    • @Khornedevotee
      @Khornedevotee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • @dabe4506
    @dabe4506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was able to weave a breastplate of scales several years ago, similar to what's shown. It was essentially 4-in-1 ring mail with the center ring being replaced by a scale. It was very pleasing visually, as well as surprisingly protective. The scales spread the point of impact over a MUCH wider area, and still protected against upward attacks slipping beneath the scales thanks to the underlying ringmail construction.

  • @roysmith7087
    @roysmith7087 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Isn't that a version of chainmail to stop the upwards thrust like that.
    I'd use it in conjunction with a shield 🛡️ for added protection.
    Good modeling to your very patient wife.

  • @constantinediomedes6277
    @constantinediomedes6277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    To be honest, this was an amazing video as there aren't too many videos on scale armor to begin with (maybe one by scholagladiatora but his was more of a rant of some sorts to be fair) and each time Cara she looks more and more like a viking shieldmaiden haha

  • @coryman125
    @coryman125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I can't help but read "Lorica Squamata" in Metatron's voice... heh heh

    • @Bucketlord666
      @Bucketlord666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      coryman125 I'ma italiano

    • @fsmoura
      @fsmoura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ma chi preggo!

    • @irgendwer3610
      @irgendwer3610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      itsa me mario

    • @irgendwer3610
      @irgendwer3610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but we all know its not lorica segmentata tey probably called it L O R I C A L A M I N A T A

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember to use the rhotic 'R' sound in the Italian way. I have trouble with that, being from south England. Lorrrrica Lorrrrica. Nope. Tongue won't move that way.

  • @DanGleabols
    @DanGleabols 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the different types of scale armour were being discussed; it was pointed out that type 3 and 5 were better for protecting against up thrusts (as the scales are pinned to stop them lifting) yet surprisingly they were rarely used. Surely if you start to pinning the scales together (or to the substrate), you prevent them slipping over themselves and in doing so reduce the armours flexibility - one of the very reasons you may choose scale armour over other types in the first place.

  • @sylvanstrength7520
    @sylvanstrength7520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, it's good to see you for at back into historical topics! I've missed videos like these :)

  • @knightedwolf
    @knightedwolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That's real interesting. Up to now, all sources that I have read said that the difference between scale and lamellar is that scale only overlaps verticaly and lamellar over laps both vertically and horizontally. As far as over lapping upwards or downwards, again the sources I have read have said that it would depend on whether it was a foot man or a horse man who was wearing it, the footmans armor would tend to overlap downwards ( according to what I have read) because most blows would come in from above while a horsemans would over lap upwards cause of most blows coming from below. Certainly an interesting different view on the subject matter, thank you for posting this video.

    • @ballehakan
      @ballehakan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I've read as well, so I find that statement very weird.

  • @fatdad64able
    @fatdad64able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:26 Skallagrim getting carried away on thickness (or shall we say thin-ness) of scale armour and immediately his left hand takes the opportunity. ^^

  • @bigchill123a
    @bigchill123a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Relationship goals

  • @Random2
    @Random2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am probably in the minority, but I truly appreciate this kind of video much more than the testing. You used to do these more often than now. I wish you would create these more historical videos a bit more often. They are why I subscribed in the first place.
    I guess, perhaps, they take more effort to complete, due to investigation time, which would make them less practical, but alas, one can still wish.

  • @asadabdulqaabir4006
    @asadabdulqaabir4006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    She doesn't project a shadow on the backdrop... Is she a vampire or something???

    • @flosa1995
      @flosa1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She does, she is just really off center from the lights position thus the shadow is barely visible on the filmed frame, also only when she moves much

    • @tomothybahamothy
      @tomothybahamothy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flosa1995 no, she's a vampire

    • @flosa1995
      @flosa1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomothybahamothy
      Now that I think about it..
      Its THE ONLY logical explanation

    • @tomothybahamothy
      @tomothybahamothy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flosa1995 🤣

  • @snakeoveer1046
    @snakeoveer1046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GLORIOUS NIPPON LACQUERED LAMMELLAR SAMURAI ARMOR

    • @Kraanox
      @Kraanox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      FOLDED OVER 47 BILLION TIMES

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kraanox WHEN YOU WEAR THE ARMOUR, YOU FOLD IN HALF SEVERAL TIMES, DYING IN THE PROCESS BUT BECOMING FAR SUPERIOR TO WESTERNERS

    • @GideonGleeful95
      @GideonGleeful95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Easily defeated... by pommels.

    • @MeatPlanet
      @MeatPlanet 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya know when I hear lacquered armor I wonder if its ethereal and has 6 slots for my runes.

  • @lorddemonoss3945
    @lorddemonoss3945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Scale armor is the grandfather of the new dragon armor in the military. Amazing how much the past achievements still work long after thier creation. Especially with swords and shields.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well I see they have a taser knuckles now maybe taser swords will make a come back??

    • @beserkdonkey
      @beserkdonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Leroy Gallagher a man was arrested today after attacking a group of girl scouts with a taser sword, he stated that it was because “those goddamn cookies they were selling we so over priced

    • @lorddemonoss3945
      @lorddemonoss3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@beserkdonkey a crazy woman was also arrest this week for attacking 2 children with a kitchen 🔪 😠 The TH-cam video out right now 😥

    • @erykblobenoski4661
      @erykblobenoski4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      damn she used a whole kitchen to attack some kids

    • @lorddemonoss3945
      @lorddemonoss3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@erykblobenoski4661 yeah. She did 😞

  • @SKhorse85
    @SKhorse85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you can watch this whole video without cringing once. You are litterally a god i serve youm

  • @mdexterc2894
    @mdexterc2894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That actually looks really nice. It would be cool if full scale armor dresses became a thing

    • @falcore91
      @falcore91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dexter Colorado would be hard to have a conversation though. Every time a person shifted position it would sound like a small hail storm.

    • @mdexterc2894
      @mdexterc2894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      falcore91 but if you put some plastic under each scale you can dampen the sound. After all, wearing it as a dress isn't traditional, so you might as well modernise it

    • @Bucketlord666
      @Bucketlord666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dexter Colorado hell yea

  • @SgtSarge-bd4mt
    @SgtSarge-bd4mt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    So scale armors are best for dwarves.
    Also from my perspective, scale armor is very aesthetically pleasing, even more so than maille and plate.
    The scales are larger which make the even-ness more noticable than in maille and the design as a whole looks elegantly simple and not too complex like in plate.
    Then again, it probably depends on the quality and the designs that I've seen. There are, of course, ugly looking armors/weapons no matter which category they belong to.

    • @grugmoment5542
      @grugmoment5542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shit, that's a good point. You can't uppercut a midget.

    • @Halloyaw11
      @Halloyaw11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a grudgin'.

  • @javajive9588
    @javajive9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Mhm. Thats what you always say."
    "Numerous fetish sites"
    Im starting to wonder if Skall is a kinkster.

    • @RedSkyYT64
      @RedSkyYT64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Based if true

  • @laughingdaffodils5450
    @laughingdaffodils5450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for the video. My reading of the line between scale and lamellar is slightly different - lamellar *usually* overlaps upwards because we most commonly see it on kataphracts and central asian horsemen. Their main worry is a long spear or pike from the ground so they want the upward overlap. The Chinese used lamellar footmen's armor that overlapped downwards for centuries though. As I understand it the real dividing line is that scales are hung on a backing for scale, but laced together with no backing for lamellar. Obviously you can only hang scales downward, but you can lace them together in any direction you like. The Roman 'locking scale' is the exception, the scales are in fact connected to each other without a backing, but it doesn't have the characteristic give of a lamellar with long laces connecting strips of scales together, each ring has a very limited amount of play and then it must all lock solid so it doesn't look like it would be as comfortable as lamellar or as good at distributing force either, I imagine that's why we never see much of it. The 'scale' you have Cara(?) in is very interesting, if you look closely it's japanese 4:1 chain, with scales substituted for one type of ring. I've looked but been unable to find any evidence of it existing historically, which is really a shame because as you say it looks great and apparently would actually be reasonably effective as armor. I imagine it must be significantly heavier than an equivalent covering of euro 4:1 though.

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I do believe you've stumbled on to a new kink.

    • @royrogers3624
      @royrogers3624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *fapping noises in the back ground* yea look at that figure baby yes slide your sword under her scales uhhhhh *cleans mess*

    • @rain_mendoza2000
      @rain_mendoza2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@royrogers3624 disliked

  • @adamsummerford5698
    @adamsummerford5698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cool video, you're definitely correct about the scale mail Distributing more of the recursive force of impact than chainmail. The larger pieces being able to move slightly absorbs some of the impact. Lamellar being interchangeable is because it is just scalemail for a Horseman or Cavalier as most of the strikes to someone on horseback would be coming from underneath or direct. That's why it wasn't too uncommon to see a suit of armor that was partially lamellar especially near the lower half and scale mail near the upper half.

  • @mrscary3105
    @mrscary3105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That armor looks great on Cara.