r/Clevercomebacks | did jesus have pronouns?
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I hate the fact that people genuinely don’t know that pronouns have been a genuine part of the English language for hundreds of years
The only reason pronouns exist is so a person's name isn't repeated over and over again, which without would be more difficult to introduce more people and much more.
People just read "pronouns" and automatically flip shit because they're uneducated mongrels that never paid attention to the entirety of the history of language.
honestly it's hilarious, they're so quick to flip shit it makes it easy to spot societys biggest idiots.
@@starrby7790 hello
I like to introduce
doesn't like spaghetti
Twitter people who are making their fake pronouns like tharg/blarg, and pretending that they are stuff that they aren't:
@@TheBloxxedSanarcati Ah yes,I do love getting mad at people that don’t exist
I'm so tired of women with muscles being accused of looking like men by men who don't have muscles
It's just dudes being insecure
"noooooo ur muscles make u look attractive but ur masculine and so i dont want to be aroused by itttttt"
@@galaxygorl when I see those guys I'll usually say "so if she looks like a man then why don't you look like that?" Makes them so mad
😂😂😂
I like women with muscles, because i am a man with almost no muscles at all, i really want to be more strong
"At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs"
Well, my friend, that time in history is now.
i mean buff women are hot. even from a logical standpoint. how does a guy want a skinny woman then expect her to do everything when she likely doesnt have any muscles to speak off? dunno what that guy's on about
Sparta might have some things to say about that.
@@aliencatmeow I agree
It's such a weird hill to die on, "never did any" is disproved with a single counter-example.
@@Sylfa yeah, so weird. be bone thin because hurr durr men, but also wash dishes, take care of children, carry groceries etc etc. As if that's that easy for a stereotypically thin woman to do. Its bonkers
I would use these in case someone at school insults me, but nobody bullies me anymore, and that’s a good thing!
The only reason i want to be bullied
Browtf
@@EpsteinPlays same lmao I have some good ones stuffed up in there that I want to see the reaction to but they require specific situations.
you're the smart kid.
the quiet kid in the corner: "Shooting ranges are expensive..."
That is a good thing! But it sure would be interesting to use these comebacks against someone
14:23 in 2002 there were like 300 Pokémon, meanwhile how many thousands of wildlife species are there?
50% is impressive
2.13 million species were described in 2021, 1.08 million if you exclude insects.
I'm super impressed with anyone that can identify 0.1% let alone 50%!
the key word is "common." So, in this case, it would be the wildlife (presumably not inclusive of insects and arachnids) that could be found on, and are native to, the British Isle.
@@Good_Enough4 good point, still more than there were Pokémon I'm sure, plus playing even just a single Pokémon game will help you get to know each one very quickly, whereas the c"common wildlife" you are less likely to hear about as often
@@Good_Enough4 it doesn't help that a small great tit looks identical to a fully grown blue tit
@@Ramtamtama I'd much prefer a small tit over a blue tit
1:03 "Men's sexy fashion is literally just looking like we service people"
Word choice my dude
It could be what he meant
The whole “doctor in gender studies or music or other thing I think is below me” is so baffling because there has always been more doctors in other fields than those in traditional medicine, the word literally is derived from the Latin for “teacher”, the whole association with medical treatment is a relatively recent thing, the title just indicates someone who is immensely qualified in their field. My high school Spanish teach was a doctor
Also isn`t there MD for Medical Doctor in English?
What are gender studies?
@@vjaceslavsavsjaniks6431 it is a term used in the USA but most English speaking countries don’t use that title
@@humand0969 Gender Studies is an academic field that’s interdisciplinary (meaning it can be applied to multiple other disciplines, usually things like history and anthropology) which generally examines the concept of gender norms, gender as a construct, the ideas of masculinity and femininity, gender as it pertains to the socioeconomic climate/hierarchy as well as analysing to the role gender has played throughout human history, humanity’s development and interpersonal relationships. Again, it’s often more of a lens applied to other disciplines, it ties a lot into feminist theory, sociology and anthropology. I hope that helps
@@_its_lunar_ and we can thank John Money for its popularity. Cant have "Gender Studies" without "child abuse".
6:15 "why isn't the younger generation falling for the diamond scam anymore?"
there, i fixed it
"Why isnt the younger generation buying overpriced and environmentally damaging blood diamonds when there are cheap lab diamonds that look almost exactly the same"
@@lilyhawthorne1196 exactly the same*
You can legitimately only tell the difference between good ones under a microscope.
...and the lab ones usually look better.
"why dont the people we force to live paycheck to paycheck spend a fortune on useless baubles"
Because you can shatter a diamond with a hammer from Home depot that cost you 10 bucks
6:36 My parents have rules like this and the only thing it’s done is made me and my brothers more creative in order to find ways around them.
You can always play education chicken with them, look up things you know they detest. When they ask you simply say it's to broaden your education, and state with complete confidence that you're certain they'd want to support you getting the best education possible. If you don't know what they detest you can do reproductive biology in humans, one of you're going to regret it at some point. Not certain who.
Got some stories of how you've found ways around the rules? I'm curious.
The only way for our parents to give us more time on our devices was to type in the code on our phones, so we’d ask them for more time than watch them type the code in. When they figured that out they wouldn’t allow us to be close when they typed in the code but, my brother watched were my mom was typing and from there figured out the code.
And that's where the real issue comes in. Now if they stumble onto something disturbing they can't really go to their parents about it.
Why
8:00 Joke's on the boomers, I can drive stick and write cursive. I can also change my own tires & oil, butcher my own meat and about a dozen other non-computer skills that I know most boomers do not have. And on top of that, I'm not lost using computers and can fix most of my own issues or otherwise find instructions online to help solve said issues. It's called being motivated to learn new skills, something I know most boomers aren't.
I found Dewalt charger for 1/6 of the price doing what most boomers can`t do. Online research and ordering.
@@vjaceslavsavsjaniks6431 To be fair, it's getting harder and harder to find anything for a decent price online, so much of it is cheap rubbish from wish marked up to a significant portion of the name-brand, plastered in fake reviews.
You gotta know what to look for to spot the fake reviews and find decent off-brand stuff amongst the sea of swill. It's a great skill to have though, but a constant arms race.
With new advances in AI writing, the fake reviews are only going to get harder to pick out too. I hate that we're in a race to the bottom where even big brands are just selling the same trash, but plastered in their logo.
It's really bad if you're a tradesperson trying to get decent tools.
I imagine you learned most, if not all, of those skills with information you obtained using a computer, which only makes it funnier...
@@walkerx1813 I learned stick hands-on; probably the only way to get a good feel for it (though I suppose you could teach yourself off of videos). GL finding anyone who's gonna just let you drive a manual if you've never had some hands on experience though, haha. I got all my grinding of gears out on a poor rental jeep ages ago with a bit of guidance.
I would never want to drive a full manual as a daily, what a nightmare it is in stop and go traffic. Auto-clutch isn't bad though, my current car is a DCT with automatic and semi-manual. I honestly can't even recall where I learned to do oil & tires though, I self-served small engines a fair bit as a kid, but I started before the days of the youtube how-to video. Wasn't my parents who taught me though, that's for sure.
Got my butchery as part of my college, had a real good chef instructor that went above and beyond the standard curriculum. I look up lots of stuff online though, particularly info like 'how tight do [vehicle] lugnuts need to be'. I could try and find it in the phone-book they call a manual, or I can snag a PDF version online and ctrl-f to save a ton of time. Great for getting videos of how to get into a modern car's tight-ass inner workings to do your own service too.
As a 90's kid, I'd have killed for what I have at my fingertips as an adult now, minus the privacy invading ads, at least. :P
In Europe, you HAVE to write in cursive on tests, and once a Girl sent her notes in the class group chat and she didnt use cursive all of us were weirded out
"I am he"
"JESUS, JOHN"
This was hilarious
Btw it's supposed to be a capital H because God and Jesus are on another level
"I am He"
And the name is John Cena
Yeah, and He was a biological Man.
Also why the actual heck do people still refer to Him as "Her" or "Mother"?
@@ZenithintheMaking "I am he." -Me
'I am he' is a great quote
edit: how did I get 1.1K likes?!
(mum I'm famous)
Yeah
If i could meet Jesus he'd be a amazing guy
No wonder people who have Near death experiences have trouble returning to reality
@@seantaggart7382 i heard he peed saliva
@@FlatEarthKiller ew
That's interesting
trans mascs coming out to their friends be like:
@@FlatEarthKiller I don't know if this makes it more or less disgusting, but at least he didn't salivate urine
First post is clear evidence that despite calling themselves “Christian” the conservatives have never actually read or critically analyzed the Bible.
Edit: everyone can we please remember that this comment is a joke, and not to be taken seriously.
Most people who read it become atheist imo.
They quickly skim through the parts where Jesus is a liberal, looking after the downtrodden and saying that you should love your neighbour, so that they can read the good bits about adultery, incest, stoning heretics and taking an eye for an eye.
@@theologicalintrospection I mean I didn’t, I’m still a Christian. However I do think of my faith very differently than before.
@@runningthemeta5570 that's why I specified Most? And in my opinion?
Very true. 100% of people who analyze the Bible aren't conservatives.
03:12 Ben doesn't know if his wife is a doctor, he just hears rumours that she is.
That's what they say down town in the back alleys anyway.
You know who DIDN'T have those problems with Thanos?
Squirrel Girl!
Oh hey starscream
Fun fact do you remember the time the space bridge took you to equestria?
@@seantaggart7382 Oh I remember well. Learned some valuable tactical lessons from that experience.
@@President_Starscream nice!
Squirrels are too powerful.
Also squirrels like nuts.
@@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake True and true.
The one about a 5'7" guy being 11'7" over the girl's father got me so good! Dark humor at its peak! Great video!
Can you explain it to me? I don't quite understand the joke. I guess my English is not good enough.
@@emircaglar777 When someone is buried, once they died, they're said to be 6 feet under. Which makes the guy who's 5'7", 11'7" over her father.
Yeah loved that one it was good shit. 😂
Took me a good 5 seconds to realize what the dude meant, my brain could barely process something that dark but dang was it funny.
The correct spelling is Peak. I'm sorry 😂
13:37 damn if being unhappy makes you walk fast, then I'm the flash
Heh, 1337 time
Same
We have the "production date" stated on all fresh and frozen meats.
Which is amazing, you can tell how long the butchery has the meat fridged(normally its either on the same day or 1-2 days later, I can tell how long it has before it can go bad in the firdge so i know how soon i need to cook it or prep and freeze.
10/10 would recommend
The toxic mindset about standards for men is still so ingrained into the culture that if men's fashion strays even they tiniest bit outside the norm, there'll be so many idiots crying that we're trying to sissy-fy men
Also gotta love people who don't understand Batman talk like they know Batman 🙄
nanananananananananananana batman
Ikr, men wearing wigs, makeup and stockings are absolutely ok.
Preach.
I feel so bad for guys.
I fell in love with wearing ties and semi formal fashion as regular clothes.
But im a chick.
I wear cool ass ties outside, i get a compliment every time i do......Mainly cause i know how to tie them PROPERLY.
.....but if a guy wears a ton of purple. Good god.
Let it be known guy who wears tons of purple.......Purple is the color of royalty and i support you.
Never forget, the founding fathers wore powdered wigs and high heels. And they weren't the first!
@@russeshe001 It was a symbol of wealth back then. Today it's not.
6:44 damn, forget nursery homes, you just killed her
This would have been better if a crematory is brought up lol
Rules in the funeral home
who's gonna tell him that "Serving people" and "servicing people" do NOT mean the same thing
@@lusterstar3045 huh?
@@lusterstar3045 What
@@lusterstar3045 I still do not understand what you tried to mean about Xenomorphs doing servicing and stuff..
what the did I just read
I have 2 sides: slaves should be free
And slaves should be FREE
OH MY GOD THE 11'7 ABOVE YOUR DAD THING HAD ME DYING
just like her dad . . .
is bro 5'7
@@OverStrive2008 still taller than me 💀
That’s honestly such a low blow….
@@skellington8090 Meh, fair game for people like her
@@Watchmanskey No, it’s a low blow to bring dead family into an insult.
0:18 chickens literally cannibalize each other. One dies during the night, you'll wake up and find bones
Yeah I had an injured chicken, and the others ganged up on her and tried to finish her off.
@@spongebobsexypants Ayo, 🤨📸
2:15 it is such a good idea that in my country it is mandated by law, as well as it's birthday date, it's birth place, the place where it grew, the place where it was killed, when it was packaged and by whom. Basically its whole biography...
yo jack love hearing your voice when i'm in the worst moments
Why saikik's coffee jelly a account
@@molassesman4066 Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.
Aw dang I hope things get better for you
@@molassesman4066 He made me sentient 🥴
@@Dracorlock 😏
2:20 they act like the food chain doesn't exist and all carnivores/omnivores don't already kill animals that don't want to die.
All animals exist in peaceful harmony like a Disney movie obviously.
Too bad we dont live in a perfect world.
0:55, "what's stopping you from dressing like this 24/7?"
My want to actually be able to eat food this week.
I had a woman on Twitter tell me that I can't be trans because "God never makes a mistake. Stop trying to change what he gave you, that's a sin". That same woman had "cancer survivor" in bio. If God never makes any mistakes and we shouldn't change ourselves, her getting cancer wasn't a mistake either.
(Edit: This is a JOKE! I was poking fun of how the women said I shouldn't change what God gave me, yet she changed what God gave her.
Did you have a good comeback?
Her: God NEVER makes a mistake!
You: Are you sure he never makes mistakes? After all, he made you didn't he?
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
She survived cancer for a reason
And you will go to Hell for a reason
@@Kor06. for mocking cancer right?!
Right?...
Fashion differences between men and women can be seen all the way down to the underwear. One side gets entire stores filled with all kinds of items, most of which covers little and hides less, while the other gets a single shelf of ten-a-piece bags of white briefs or plaid boxers.
Bring capes back, I support this opinion.
From a practical standpoint: I dunno, when walking down stairs they'd be dragging on the floor and be stepped on, they'd get stuck in doors etc.
From an aesthetic standpoint: Aw hell yeah! Capes with hoods even, to completely replace thin jackets in the warmer seasons.
@@raininess Remember that there are like 9 types of capes that can be wear. Not just the regular king one.
@@raininess I mean a lot of clothing already does that anyways, so it wouldn't really change anything. But heck yeah bring back capes!
@@rodrigotm1461 Good point, though the really long types of capes are the most appealing ones to me. (This made me look up types of capes by the way and now I want them to make a return even more. XD)
@@raininess You've got 2 options. Either wear one that doesn't reach floor height - not really much of an issue, doesn't affect design style, and looks practically as good. Just doesn't lead to that "flowing wedding dress" effect, but it's more than worth the loss of that for practicality any way - Reminder that most royalty back in the day would literally have people walking behind them holding the ends of their capes and dresses.
Or wear one with a wire frame exterior edge that keeps the cape in a specific shape, including a backwards upward curve ( |\_ ) in order to ensure the flowing part is behind you at all times. It'll still get dirty when outside, etc. but it's still rather functional.
Make the change you want to see, almost no one is going to actually have an issue with someone wearing a functional cape outside of specific jobs where it gets in the way.
12:21 I'm now imagining a tick trying to lure people to get bit through the use of social media and it is funny as heck.
Witty clap backs delivered by the master of sudden singing and funny voices? Sign me up. O:
You. I don't welcome you to this domain
I welcome everyone to this domain except for myself, so I can hang out with the Latias outside
@@orporp3954 I respect the preferences of others, but I shall remain in this doman, welcomed or not. I'm here to spread good vibes and no one shall stop me!
@@orporp3954 are... are you okay?
@@win-winthestubbornmage4299 "ok" is not something you are after the point I've passed. Being "ok" is no more than a veil to blind others from the disruption you are becoming
0:01 "jesus never had pronouns" - said by a person that called jesus "himself"
4:58 John has a treasure trove of snarky remarks
5:53 bro that comeback was GLORIOUS
Probably the best I’ve seen
about that first one - technically the bit in the original Greek which is usually translated 'I am He' is 'egó eimi', which really just means 'I am' - the object being implied. so he still didn't use a pronoun for himself...
although this too assumes that the wording of the Gospel accurately reflects Jesus's actual words, which might well have been in Aramaic, or have been slightly different given that John's Gospel was written quite a while after the events
Didn't he say he was SON of Man?
@@watchmychannelorelse that's true.
and after all, I was never trying to suggest that Jesus wasn't male - I was simply saying why the quote 'I am He' does not prove that he used a pronoun.
4:46 This one is just straight-up funny, sounds like a fun dad
10:28 that impersonation is so spot on. well done emkay
Andy Wang with the Lunar New Year post shouldve gone with: "I formally invite everyone to join in the Lunar New Year...except you, you dont get to join"
That George Takei voice is actually good.
6:24
For context, Nero lit Rome on fire
13:05
Correction: if this is true then I might have just revolutionised mens history by totally wanting a woman with ripped abs.
I love muscular people in general
Man or woman, it doesn't matter
They are the reason I started training on gym 1 year ago
Whenever needing a good laugh, Emkay always delivers..freakin love it!!
Thank You!! 🤣🤣🤣
Peta be like "They had Family! Like you! YOU MONSTER!" and then proceeded to abduct pets and euthanized them if they didn't find a home for them.
all pets deserve homes, not all people deserve pets
0:53 Deadpool, Thanos’ rival and the guy who kicks his ass constantly in the comics.
We need more of this! Absolute diamond-encrusted gold. Especially the Tim Curry clapback.
asking if jesus had pronouns is like asking a metal stick if they sexually identify as a human
Robocop finds that offensive.
@@luigi55125 but hes not a metal stick hes just a head spine lungs and other important organs ATTACHED to a metal body not a stick
Whatever, hes a metal stick.
Nice analogy, nerd.
Even if his spirit doesn't have a gender, clearly Jesus still recognized he was in the body of a human man.
14:09 that’s probably because there’s 1000 Pokémon and around 10 million wildlife species
3:25 I love this kind of insult exchange. It’s like the person still tries to be objective and give you a plus on it realistically and you’re just “oh wow alright then”
Well a lot of men fantasise about ladies dressing like maids, so us dude looking like butlers isn’t that far fetched 😂
Someone said it.
No seriously, I love the idea Jack proposes too. Men's fashion has had so many interesting and aesthetically pleasing phases, it's about time you were allowed some creativity again. *However* ... man in uniform hot.
Fair play really. Though most people wouldn't suggest maid outfits are good everyday clothes either. Even if they wished it was.
@@trishapellis I'm gay, and while I'm all for creativity myself, and am frustrated with how dull men's fashion is, even I can't deny that a nice suit just somehow freaking _works._
@@FerreTrip I'm ace but aesthetic attraction 😉
But yeah, a little more Oscar Wilde in the world would definitely be nice. Spice of life and all that.
Hear me out. Dudes dressed like maids
4:02 I’m pretty sure that’s called “being gay”
The post at 3:50 cites Leviticus, which also says slavery is okay. I wanna hear their argument for why they think slavery is okay.
I mean, why I don't know _their particular_ argument... The "arguments" that Christians most often use in defense of biblical Slavery are:
- you're taking it out of context
- it's indentured servitude not slavery
- we're all slaves to someone
- it's better to enslave enemies in war than to kill them
- you have a pet so owning a person isn't wrong
These are the ones that I cam remember off the top of my head.
@@cy-oneAs for hearing their argument, it was more rhetoric than anything. But the pet argument I have not heard. That is interesting. Though my counter to the pet argument is our pets are dependent of us, while people more often than not don't have that same dependency.
@@DarkDragon1708 The more humorous response I've heard against the pet argument is usually something along the lines of "You've never had a cat, right? Man, my kitten is not my slave. I'm theirs."
@@DarkDragon1708
God gave specific orders on how Israelites should care for their servants.
For Israelites:
They were to be paid, fed and protected from harm. They were allowed to marry in the family of the "owner" and/or leave after an amount of time.
Any form of agression or ill intent towards them was punished by law.
For non-Israelites(which were mostly prisoners of war or criminals from other nations):
Men were considered plunder, becoming perpetual property.
Women were to be married in the household.
Although they had little to no freedoms, they were to be treated fairly, provided basic necessities and protected from harm.
The other options were either death by starvation or execution as it would be nearly impossible to transport, imprison and feed so many people.
They could also be bought from other nations.
Note: God knew how disobedient men are. A law that punished such practice would've been ignored, but regulations on said practice would've meant that slaves were spared from more suffering.
@@wedoalittletrolling4461 Proof?
8:54 This is actually hard to say. On one hand, Batman is a genius tactician, master of 120+ martial arts, with an infinite amount of money to supply an infinite amount of tools and gadgets.
Thor is the immortal god of Thunder, with mastery over lightning. Thor has defeated gods and a godslayer.
Let’s see… it depends. MCU/DCCU? Comics? When in the movies or comics? Because there are times when Batman would win, or Thor would win. For example, Batman in the Hellbat suit can warp time and space and wipes the floor with MCU Thor, but Rune King Thor wipes the floor with DCCU Batman.
So let’s decide to pit peak Batman against peak Thor, so Hellbat Batman VS Rune King Thor.
It’s a close call, it can go either way. Batman wins if he manages to start out with more momentum or has a genius strategy (which he likely does), but Thor wins if Thor manages to survive long enough for the Hellbat suit to consume Batman. Either way, whoever wins will most likely die soon after anyway from exhaustion and the amount of damage they would have took.
The analyzing I have just read, is genius, have a cookie. If you can't have cookies, (I know some people can't have them) then make it a snack you can have and enjoy.
🍪
c:
0:50 no they wouldn't have problems with Thanos, they would have problems with Darkseid
Born in 1997, learned cursive from my older sibling. literally in the last month going off of 1 TH-cam video and advice from a coworker on how to back up smooth, I’ve learned how to drive standard on my own hahaha it’s fun!
I love how most of these are about a mythical sky daddy that we have no proof exist yet this one book is able to send people into a virulent bound.
we also have no proof that god didnt create the universe
@@coldbob2 but where’s the proof that he did?
@@lDontExist wheres the proof that he didn't?
@@coldbob2 there’s no proof for either, lets just respect eachothers beliefs
@@phineaslikesart thats exactly my point
Nice impressions! You went above and beyond today Jack! Cheers!
9:16
God's got a cool rule.
"As long as *ONE* righteous person remains, I will not destroy the earth."
Hence why we aren't dead. But seriously, the amount of incest, alcoholism, rape, murder, and other terrible crimes being committed back in biblical times before the flood was staggering. God did us justice with that flood.
3:05 Somebody gonna tell him?
0:11 My response would have been, "So they didn't have a family? That sucks. Of to KFC."
3:00
COFFEEEE! NOOOOW!
When I first read 13:05, I thought he was saying men wanted to achieve the "feminine hourglass shape" and I thought this was some satirical post, but no. We can't have nice things, can we?
3:15 hold up, he doesn’t even know If his wife is a doctor or not?
you don't know how much i laughed at 1:58
I'm pretty sure spartan men definitely liked ripped women.
mmm happiness when emkay uploads I get
By far my most favorite subreddit covered by Jack. Dunno why but it seems really fitting
0:06 the best part is, that in the German version John 18,5 is "Ich bin es" which means literally "I Am it"
Bro is literally objectifying himself 💀
Yeah, the Bible was translated from Hebrew, Aramaic, etc. so some words where lost or replaced
05:36 We can also agree that the Vapour trails behind planes are very much curved.
This is literally accounted for in the conspiracy. They say that airplane pilots intentionally take strange courses to 1) avoid letting their passengers see the edges of the world and 2) make people on the ground believe everything curves nicely according to the science.
Because if you can believe that the Earth would freeze over if the Sun were as far away as it actually is based on the 'evidence' that you can't feel the heat from a furnace anymore when you're ten feet away from it, every single pilot in the world being either brainwashed or bought isn't that much stranger.
@@trishapellis
1- But people on the ground would see different things if planes intentionally took weird flight paths (like on a flat earth, people under a curved vapour trail would see a very different thing from somebody 10km ahead or behind of the plane).
2- If you stand away from 1 furnace and then go into another room and stand (the same distance) away from 5 furnaces: the latter will make you feel warmer.
3- The TH-camr "Professor Dave explains" has a 4 part series where he debunks flat Earth using observations you can easily make, except in last 1 where he examined the conspiracy itself. He shows how many people would have to be in on it for it to work.
@@something1600 You don't have to convince me, man, I think all of this is a load of hokey. After all what matters is not how the real physics really works. It's that a bunch of people who only have a high school understanding of physics, if that, refuse to listen to anyone trying to explain them the details of how things work because they think that all that stuff you just said is part of the conspiracy. They believe the stuff they believe because they *want* to believe it, and when a human does that, there's very little you can do about it.
1:12 I wanna be clear, and say I want hats back.
1:31
My guy, I was just watching videos of Stephen Hawking doing stand-up comedy...
Good to see Twitter is still unimaginative when it comes to insults
4:28 - If I were at a dinner party and someone introduced themselves as "Ben Shapiro", I would not merely leave the party, I'd unfriend those who invited me to it.
8:31 is so GOD DAMN SAVAGE
I've been trying to understand what he meant but just can't figure it out can you explain
@@goose7869 her dad is dead, and generally, people are buried 6 feet in the ground
5:30
Flat Earthers are those chess players who always set their board up for an immediate Checkmate
3:25
It’s rumored she’s a doctor? So she is actually something else?
2:49 *chokes on water while laughing*
2:02 но на самом деле так даже лучше, ведь так ты точно знаешь, сколько мясо уже пролежало и насколько оно свежее прямо сейчас
If someone has rainbow or/and trans flag his opinion automatically doesn't count.
@Daily dose of warcrimes no, it's twitter problem, they just stupid.
@Daily dose of warcrimes not really, it's in this preferred comment section, sinners telling Christians what they should believe
Why not?
i like how jack tried to start a class war, but im pretty certain no one above a certain tax bracket would watch emkay- unless youre the kids in r/insaneparents or smthn
4:08 If you want us to know you’re lesbian, you can just say that.
00:30 most genius pun i have ever heard
EmKay, GrayStillPlays and ImCade are the ultimate trio
3:36
“‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable." -Leviticus 18:22
If one doesn't have sexual relations with a woman, then you do not don't have sexual relations with a man. Do not don't means do.
Homosexuality is fine! The Bible says so!
But then Romans what I think 4 : 26-27 correct me if I’m wrong
Actually that first was changed when it was translated the original part was supposed to be child
7:05 TAHT GUY GOT ROASTED SO BADDLY
5:24 What if you are Chinese American, born in America? Would you not be allowed to throw your own party?
"My name is Vergil. I am Vergil years old. My gender is Vergil. I am Vergilsexual. My pronouns are Vergil/Vergil."
-Vergil
(2:43) the correct answer is leaving office
the correct answer:
Make the AI memes possible
Most of these pfp’s with people showing their actual face just makes these comebacks more funnier too.
10:15 **standing ovation**
The schools over in your part of the world barely have any money as is, making school lunch and just food in general (you may not know this) costs MONEY. If school lunches were free, the school wouldn't even MAKE the money back, let alone a profit.
Love the impressions, adds a lot to the humour
12:56 local man forgets that women don't exist specifically to date and appeal to men
"Men are simple, we want the" what about what the women want? bozo.
14:26 As someone who can recognise every Pokémon and most British birds, I see this as an absolute win
i guess you can say thats a little.. far fetched (badumtss)
"At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs"
He should have seen me
Damn that comment at 7:41 really has some good rythm.
9:00 I mean... Batman has literally beaten Superman. Not to mention he created contingencies for every single member of the Justice League in the event they went rogue, including himself. Enough study of Thor, and Batman would potentially make Thor a laughing stock
Name thors weakness because batman exploits all of superman's weaknesses
@@lucaprice9576 he’s headstrong, quick to anger, thorsleep, he can’t heal wounds because of a curse placed on him from Hela, just to name a few.
"BatMAn cOuLd toTAlLY kIlL THanoS" it'll be like little 4 year old timmy trying to beat up his angry drunk stepdad except his stepdad has sledge hammers for fists
@10:50 The same book brought me to tears!
14:25 wait till my dog starts screaming "DOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!!!" everytime he barks
"the 90s called"
"yeah, cuz they couldn't txt"
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