r/CleverComebacks | now THAT was clever.

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  • @CandyBoot
    @CandyBoot ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    10:01 As a female, I can confirm that it has always been women that have either told me I had to wear a new dress to look good “for men”, or made me wear a new dress for an event for the same reason.

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et ปีที่แล้ว

      its absolutely fucking amazing to me that yall BELIEVE men can not tell the difference between pink red and orange.
      or that we couldn't tell the difference between a pleat or a ruffle. yet SIMULTANEOUSLY believe whole heartedly that we would NOTICE much less CARE if you wear a dress a second time.
      its like the fuck yall make us out to be the dumbest incapable of speech creatins on earth yet also think we would actively target you for what a hair with a split end
      like wtf is a split end anyway.

    • @VikingPlaysGames
      @VikingPlaysGames ปีที่แล้ว +175

      As a Male, i can confirm that a Men who judges you by your Style and/or Cloths, isn´t worth a single Second of your Lifetime, Period.
      And i really do think that Women, who tell you to wear a new Dress, are just pissed and jelaous that you´re still good looking, in the same Dress.
      Edit: Amazing how many People seem to be offended by my Choice of Punctuation and Capitalization.
      FYI: English is NOT my native Language!
      Even if you don´t believe it yourself or don´t know about it, but other Languages DO exist on this Planet!

    • @doggoandyeet1608
      @doggoandyeet1608 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      As a male I can confirm that I have iron deficiency

    • @zoppletee5400
      @zoppletee5400 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@VikingPlaysGames Why do you randomly capitalize words? It's very off-putting.

    • @PanD0rado
      @PanD0rado ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a male I can confirm

  • @Fenet2000
    @Fenet2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    I think this might be the most positive video narrated by Robin I have ever seen
    Feels good to see that he is not mad about everything all the time

    • @NormalityTheHorrorDev
      @NormalityTheHorrorDev ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mhm

    • @12Rosen
      @12Rosen ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Still overly political for no reason, though. Get rid of robin, for the love of god, bring back Damien.

    • @cyanatic57
      @cyanatic57 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​@@12Rosen Never,Robin better

    • @12Rosen
      @12Rosen ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cyanatic57 He’s not even funny, hell, he knows he isn’t, he doesn’t even try to be funny

    • @BaldCoryxKenshinfan
      @BaldCoryxKenshinfan ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@12Rosen so what? It’s entertaining to hear him rant on about how he feels about certain stuff. That’s what makes him so enjoyable to watch. If you don’t wanna watch a vid with his narration on it then don’t. 😭

  • @littlemacisunderrated412
    @littlemacisunderrated412 ปีที่แล้ว +3438

    Rare insults, murdered by words, and clever comebacks are the same man

    • @sukaisage
      @sukaisage ปีที่แล้ว +475

      rare insults and clever comebacks can be cleanly separated but murdered by words really does just cover them both

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rare insults aren’t seen often.
      Murdered by words just slays.
      Clever comebacks should have been aggressively pursued by your mom during the creampie that gave us you.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation ปีที่แล้ว +165

      In rare insult you get more _spicy_ ones, but yes, murdered by words and clever comebacks are pretty much the same.

    • @Abnormal_000
      @Abnormal_000 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      It's a reverse trenchcoat, instead of 3 kids pretending to be one man, it's one man pretending to be 3 kids

    • @slimyduck2140
      @slimyduck2140 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@Abnormal_000 That should go into r/cursedcomments

  • @lindapatton4478
    @lindapatton4478 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Karen: "Comes into store, spouts a bunch of bs.'
    Retail worker: We reserve the right to refuse service to anybody. And that includes you. We don't serve your kind here.
    There you go.

    • @marchadow3957
      @marchadow3957 ปีที่แล้ว

      i don't think they reserve the right to refuse service

    • @Cats_on_fire
      @Cats_on_fire ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes they do. In every state.

    • @user-wx6ms9rv2m
      @user-wx6ms9rv2m 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@marchadow3957 Yeah you can't just verbally abuse retail staff you will get kick tf out

    • @Spudstered
      @Spudstered 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, you see, the karen will call them racist... despite them being the same race

  • @Fixti0n
    @Fixti0n ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Dude at 7:11 who blocked that woman acted perfectly logical.
    In the case that he blocked her, he had two outcomes.
    She could legitimately not be interested, and he just saved both of them a lot of time and effort, or she could be interested, but she just threw out a shit test on him after 2 months, in witch case she is toxic and he saved himself a lot of trouble.
    In an alternate reality where he did not block her and kept up his advances, there are also two outcomes.
    She could not be into him and he is now on a watch list, or she could be into him and she just threw a shit test on him after 2 months and she is just toxic.
    The dude did the right thing.

  • @batsardcat3285
    @batsardcat3285 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Robin being this passionate rather than just plain upset is great. This was cathartic for him

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG ปีที่แล้ว +77

    4:11 fun fact: water is used by the body as a way to help filter out waste and some toxins. Also, you don't pee out all of the water you consume, some of it is also used for things like pumping blood through your body

    • @Cantu678
      @Cantu678 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be pretty important. Thanks for telling me another fact of usage of water in my body

  • @CaitHasStopped
    @CaitHasStopped ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Some day for April fools, emkay should make the channel profile picture the middle finger. Not sure if they’ve done this but I think it’d be funny

    • @Whynot690
      @Whynot690 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      2 weeks too late lol

    • @elianhg2144
      @elianhg2144 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Whynot690 last time i check there were multiple april fools

    • @lucituci97
      @lucituci97 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s actually clever, props to you

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc ปีที่แล้ว +19

      nah theyre too afraid of getting demonetized lol

    • @glenhaven721
      @glenhaven721 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TH-cam is gonna smite him.

  • @sleepingkirby
    @sleepingkirby ปีที่แล้ว +65

    6:54 Giving Andy a break. I hereby formally invite everyone to celebrate lunar new year.

    • @Tha-mountain
      @Tha-mountain ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I give everyone Juneteenth

    • @jesseyu69420
      @jesseyu69420 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a Chinese person, I can confirm the person who said you need permission from an Asian to celebrate Lunar New Year is stupid.

    • @Tha-mountain
      @Tha-mountain ปีที่แล้ว

      Also as an American July 4th, thanksgiving, and Holloween (not sure about holloween tho) as well

    • @SEAkuaa
      @SEAkuaa ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Tha-mountainyou're way of spelling halloween makes perfect sense and now I'm confused on why it doesn't have 2os

    • @Tha-mountain
      @Tha-mountain ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SEAkuaa cuz English is weird

  • @yourfreindlyneighborhoodfrog
    @yourfreindlyneighborhoodfrog ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Why I love EmKay:
    Lexi: her amazing puns :)
    Robin: his impressions and voice :)
    Damien: his laugh :)
    Jack: funny jokes :)
    also, before y'all go into the replies saying,"lexi is a guy", Lexi is a trans woman.

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Never heard Lexi, but going by their voices Robin, Damien and Jack sound to me like the same man.

    • @HumanoidDerpling
      @HumanoidDerpling 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The very fact that Lexi sounds like a guy is proof the "transition" doesn't work the way the left it does. He IS a guy, and it's very sad that nowadays many people don't even know what gender they are.

    • @briancolvard6301
      @briancolvard6301 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Who is Lexi

    • @ickabug957
      @ickabug957 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lexi is the narrator we sadly barely hear.

    • @captainofthesevenbees
      @captainofthesevenbees 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They do most of the tech subs, last time I checked it may be different now but idk

  • @izzyj.1079
    @izzyj.1079 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    Emkay, just wanna say, I like it when you guys go on tangents. Please don't apologize or put up a timer. Your reaction is what makes me watch your channel over.those text to speech ones with a 50/50 chance of being ran by a bot

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Nah, keep the timer. It's a funny running joke at this point.

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz ปีที่แล้ว +123

      ​@@denverarnold6210 Keep the timer, but don't be sorry.

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @Dairishman
      @Dairishman ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fr tho

    • @itsOZone
      @itsOZone ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fr, it's one of the only channels that has any personality at all. It's the reason I watch emkay but not the plethora of garbage reddit video

  • @thatonebonkchoyguy
    @thatonebonkchoyguy ปีที่แล้ว +140

    At some point, Emkay needs to release a video titled "The History Of Robin Rant Speedrunning" and it's just a compilation of every timed rant that Robin has gone on in his history of being in the channel

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to see Robin speedrun the Tax Rant% and see how he optimizes the route

  • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
    @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    11:33
    Alright. I wanna say something. I am Christian, but I do not see you or any other member of the LGBTQ+ community as mistakes. God loves you, even if you do not believe, and he does not hate you for who you love. I am sick of self-righteous Christians driving people away from the religion by telling them they are going to hell over their sexuality or gender. If you wish to be atheist or follow another religion that is fine by me. Again, I do not care. Live your life how you wish it to be. None of us should judge another on their lifestyle, as long as their choices are not harming others.

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You good bro ❤ thank you for that.

    • @transsnack
      @transsnack ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's always wonderful to see a real Christian, playing by the actual rules put out by the Bible. If more Christians were like you, I'd probably not have left the church.

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@transsnack fr imagine all the religious trauma that could of been avoided

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@transsnack I hope wherever life leads you, whether back to church or your own path. You are happy. Have a wonderful day.

    • @keyboardmause
      @keyboardmause ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@transsnack i’ve *NEVER* been religious (and never will be), but i just recently joined a catholic high school, and this is exactly what i think

  • @D.U.D.E.-From-L0STR00MS
    @D.U.D.E.-From-L0STR00MS ปีที่แล้ว +22

    11:00 fun fact, the original constitution was meant to be rewrite every 20 years

    • @reasull
      @reasull ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well……….that’s not happening

    • @mellertid
      @mellertid หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Everything sacred is or will be fukt up. Many things are worth keeping, but when you can't *suggest* change - worry.

  • @kaseymathew1893
    @kaseymathew1893 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The "samurai sword" thing that triggered the Rant Timer was a dramatic underestimation.
    If it's an actual katana, just getting it POLISHED would cost $100. Per inch of blade. For each side.

    • @reasull
      @reasull ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably one of those samurai swords you get at the rodeo lol

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant ปีที่แล้ว

      Fine, get one of those fake katanas for show like I did.

  • @Phobiaph0bic
    @Phobiaph0bic ปีที่แล้ว +56

    5:25
    Satanists literally operate on a “respect where due” rule, our scariest ritual is a self care day, and if any of us found out you committed cannibalism, you’d probably be heavily avoided if not outwardly admonished (except maybe, idk, that guy who lost his foot, asked the doctor to take it home, and then cooked it. That guy can do what he wants, that’s kinda metal ngl.)

    • @Prootgen
      @Prootgen ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He did what, that’s kinda cool ngl, but did he lose the foot on purpose, cause if he did then that becomes a whole other story

    • @Phobiaph0bic
      @Phobiaph0bic ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Prootgen Nope, it was an accident. I don’t remember the details of it exactly, but he posted it on Reddit, so it’s probably pretty easy to find.

    • @ragdoll1036
      @ragdoll1036 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This has nothing to do with what you said. I just HAVE to let you know that your username makes my brain hurt, but I also love it!

    • @Phobiaph0bic
      @Phobiaph0bic ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ragdoll1036 Haha, thank you! Technically the actual term for it is “phobophobic” but I thought Phobiaphobic sounded better, so I took the aesthetic over accuracy

    • @ragdoll1036
      @ragdoll1036 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Phobiaph0bic LOL, it's perfect 😆

  • @SuperiorPosterior
    @SuperiorPosterior ปีที่แล้ว +139

    15:00 Amen! It's probably been said a million times, but "the customer is always right" is NOT about letting the customer walk all over you. It's about supply and demand. If the customer wants an ugly grey turtleneck that makes them look like an elephant, _you sell it to them._ If they're being a peen, then you have the right of refusal, and can kick them out of the store if they escalate.

  • @feylix145
    @feylix145 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    the thing with that italy post is that the eu isnt even that "socialist" per se but rather is just an organisation dedicated to not having politics be showbiz, having your food not be injected with 37 dyes that could give you cancer,working to have a world of peace,preserving landmarks and wildlife,reducing carbon emmissions and having the peoples interst first. I'm from the uk and i am devastated that we left the eu as i believe it is one of the greatest economic organistions in world history

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Half the E.U. is under the belt and road initiative. They left because (that big Asian country I'm not allowed to name) has been targeting the U.K. from the get go. All of Europe was to be a stepping stone toward that end.
      If you think I'm making this up, maybe check what they have said about the Century of Humiliation. They *_really, really_* haven't forgotten.

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mavendow Hm, I might be reading it wrong, but your comment reads as a bit negative when the content sounds like a good thing. I looked up the belt and road initiative and it seems to just be a way to increase infrastructure in Europe for political power for China. Could you elaborate? I may have just misread your comment, though.

    • @victoralexandervinkenes9193
      @victoralexandervinkenes9193 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@midnight4685 Even IF they got the belt and road initiative working, it could possibly backfire...
      For the large East Asian country that shall not be named, that is.

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@victoralexandervinkenes9193 Sure but I just don't understand the comment I replied to, as it makes it sound like the UK is being 'targeted' by 'good infrastructure' which sounds pretty good to me. Can't see how it's disagreeing with the initial comment.

    • @themenacingpenguin.7152
      @themenacingpenguin.7152 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish the United States could even compare. we went from giving economic aid as the world's strongest economy to help Europe rebuild to thinking we're in a second red scare calling any societal progress "socialism" because half of our politicians grew up in the 50's and 60's inhaling lead fumes and decided that any free public services are evil.

  • @turbkeysamdwich1880
    @turbkeysamdwich1880 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    12:38 this is my second favorite quote. Right after “Everyone tells me, ‘I changed,’ ‘I changed,’ I shat my pants I had to change.”

  • @harveyanimations8974
    @harveyanimations8974 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    14:25 holy shit campbells you legend

  • @alakani
    @alakani ปีที่แล้ว +100

    7:20 honestly the guy made the best possible decision. It's long past time everyone stopped putting up with those Cluster B games. The prevalence of sociopathy among CEOs is over 20 times higher than average, they push this shit through all media, narcissists gobble it up and regurgitate it, we fall for it, and now nobody on the entire frickin planet with normal human emotions can ever afford a house again. If somebody tries to manipulate you and pretend it's cute, it's time to leave

  • @mailcs06
    @mailcs06 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    10:55
    The fact he just replied thank you got me 💀

    • @Molo_da_boi
      @Molo_da_boi ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He replied like he was genuinely asking where the gardening hoes were at

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@Molo_da_boimaybe he was

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Clever clapbacks to silence stupid folks? Oooooooh yes. Also, love hearing Robin's interpretation of Ben Shabibo. Way easier to listen to than the real one.

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Everyone I've heard do a Ben Sharpie impression, absolutely nails it. Far better than the real deal for sure

    • @SilverFoxeGames
      @SilverFoxeGames ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This sounds more like ben shooppooper than the man himself

    • @Mn_frost
      @Mn_frost ปีที่แล้ว +12

      oh no its you

    • @kuriraion5580
      @kuriraion5580 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was gonna ask what's up with your pfp

    • @npb771
      @npb771 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay but that pfp

  • @JamesLee-iu5ln
    @JamesLee-iu5ln ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Sometimes the censoring attempts make this much better like the one at 3:37

  • @Tera_totally
    @Tera_totally ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Okay 3:00 yes I keep seeing this meme go around about how guys never waste their money and only buy the bare essentials. I've had male roommates. The fact that they were late on rent after coming home with huge hauls from Gamestop. They also kept buying DVDS even though we were already paying for every single streaming service you can think of.
    They took MY MONEY for groceries and used it all on protein drinks and sports drinks.
    Sorry, I'm a little bit emotionally scarred...

    • @ethanthamouse6695
      @ethanthamouse6695 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah however i think it spawns from the fact we could sleep in a small closet and be content ....................dont know why

  • @ajm2487
    @ajm2487 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    16:31 the main problem is the hospitals don’t treat you like a patient anymore when I talk about you, they don’t say patient is a client in entire medical field as a business that is how it is viewed in America just a business and you are a client not a patient the hospital executives don’t care or worry about your actual recovery because if you don’t recover well enough to do daily activities, that just means you’re back spending more money that inevitably your insurance will decline which means you’ll have to pay out-of-pocket. (when I said executive, I didn’t mean the nurses and the doctors.)

  • @noahandreasen9221
    @noahandreasen9221 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Well ofcourse we do child labor. Look how Many of Them plays minecraft. THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES!

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The mines call me, mother. I must go

    • @GuyOnHypixel
      @GuyOnHypixel ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I must find diamonds!

    • @noahandreasen9221
      @noahandreasen9221 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shinymainespoon parental permision is a myth, go my underling. Work in The coalmines and develop Black lung for 2€ an hour.

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Would be interesting if we could make robots that do the mining for us, that are operated as if they were drones. Turn "playing minecraft" into "actually mining but remotely and there's no danger for the operator because they're literally not in the mine".
      Expensive? Well yes, to start out with, those robots would probably cost a lot.
      But since it's maybe 2 steps removed from a video game you'd have a lot more people wanting the job.
      I'm basically stealing the idea that the military had, where they take kids good at video games and turn them into drone operators.
      Of course all this assumes proper compensation for work done, in other words you pay them the same rate that a "real" miner would get paid, plus benefits (minus hazard pay, if any, because they're not actually in the mine).

    • @noahandreasen9221
      @noahandreasen9221 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@44R0Ndin this is heresy!! If we tak kids out of our mines, they wont know about bone-breaking work, and die at the age of 10 from Black-lung mixed with scholiosis, to the point where their lungs wrap around their spine, it’s That horrible. They yearn for the mines.
      (But in all seriousness i like That idea aswell, although it’s unfortunately pretty unrealistic with our current system. As the people who would use it (primarily billionaires) want the cheapest option, and unfortunately child labor, and the cost of covering your Tracks, are WAY cheaper than your idea.)

  • @Baby_999
    @Baby_999 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The man in the thumbnail ruined that person career with 4 words

    • @KrabRaged46
      @KrabRaged46 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are correct 😅

    • @Nuke1ncoming
      @Nuke1ncoming ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@KrabRaged46Nahhh man

  • @EdwardKnightsWrites
    @EdwardKnightsWrites ปีที่แล้ว +25

    14:27 THIS ONE HAD ME ROLLING
    I loved this actually heartfelt video though

  • @Biologicalerror
    @Biologicalerror ปีที่แล้ว +17

    8:46 Minecraft has taught us they yearn for the mines.

  • @f4keinternetgrll820
    @f4keinternetgrll820 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    men don’t buy stupid things like “live, laugh, love!” signs. We buy cool things like a Spongebob shaped sponge holder.

    • @SysFan808
      @SysFan808 ปีที่แล้ว

      just the pants, or does it have the face on it?
      (edit, pants, legs, and arms, cause the face'd prolly be the only difficult thingy to attach.)

    • @Iexcon
      @Iexcon ปีที่แล้ว

      Or just buy bold and brash

  • @f-tiergamer3461
    @f-tiergamer3461 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Robin's rants make me smile... everytime.

    • @superluigidummy
      @superluigidummy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I find them quite annoying.

    • @BaldCoryxKenshinfan
      @BaldCoryxKenshinfan ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@superluigidummy cool but they also make me smile

    • @realityforward
      @realityforward ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same

    • @ConsumeTheMoss
      @ConsumeTheMoss ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @h2.t2
      @h2.t2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@superluigidummyyour only comments are about this.

  • @guts60
    @guts60 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    17:43 Honestly, I get off knowing she is getting off. Do that grinding thing, babe, I’m happy that you’re feeling good.
    Also, my alarm hasn’t gone off yet… I hope it doesn’t anytime soon. This is a nice ass dream.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs ปีที่แล้ว +11

    14:09 a fine addition to Robin out of context

  • @arca9e295
    @arca9e295 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    15:27 I love the *“TIMER ON THE SCREEN”* bits but man, Robin, I wholeheartedly agree with you, no one should get financially screwed over healthcare especially in some sort of emergency or if it will prolong your life. And yes, children should have the right to eat. Having finished the majority of my schooling in Florida, I understand the hardship of having a parents who’s combined income just barely crossed the threshold of being able to apply for free or reduced lunch and it sucked, sometimes there wasn’t enough money to get the standard lunch tray so I had to make do some days getting 1 a le carte item for my entire meal while everyone else got full lunch trays.

    • @Bovrinox
      @Bovrinox ปีที่แล้ว +2

      make do*

    • @arca9e295
      @arca9e295 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bovrinox thanks fam

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, because i'm American myself, and the thought that there are people who are legitimately too scared to go to the doctors because if they do they won't be able to feed their family for the entire week is insane, in fact, I can't even remember the last time I got so much as a check-up done, had to have been years ago.
      Nobody under the age of 18 should be forced to pay for the lunch that the school is meant to provide, and the worst part is it isn't the schools fault, either, because they just simply don't have enough government funding to get along without some extra means of income, most times, as if the education of the people in America isn't priority #1.

    • @batbruiser4203
      @batbruiser4203 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But let's talk about that ifunny watermark

  • @brockbracken318
    @brockbracken318 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Fun fact: Squids can sing, but only the pink and green ones

    • @MawDaws
      @MawDaws ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I’ve never seen a squid on a talent show in my life.

    • @noahandreasen9221
      @noahandreasen9221 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MawDaws well do you Watch underwater television?

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon ปีที่แล้ว +50

      In order to hear them though, you need a special brand of earphones. They're called CephaloPods

    • @summersensation9244
      @summersensation9244 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also a white one and a green octopus.

    • @SilverCloves
      @SilverCloves ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You're forgetting some manta rays can also sing, as well as produce great music

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    11:08 Exactly. The Constitution was always intended to be a living document that changes as the world and the country does. There is literally a mechanism written into it that allows it to be changed.

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots ปีที่แล้ว

      And even if it wasn't intended as a living document, why should we care about the opinion of a bunch of dead slave owners, genocide all weirdos, and rapists (Ben Franklin was cool I think).

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, that's meant to correct mistakes or oversights. Such as the fact that servitude was intended to be phased out even before the document was penned. Then the southern democrat states tried to use the commerce clause to override the "all men are created equal" clause. A phrase which historically does include women, but apparently that was _also_ an issue.
      The living document argument is basically an excuse to retcon history.

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mavendow I don't think you know what "retcon" means

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ClonedGamer001 Oh no, a comeback that sounds clever but doesn't actually mean anything. What ever shall I do?

  • @Willow_I_Guess
    @Willow_I_Guess ปีที่แล้ว +10

    18:10 Y'know they have cancelled shows for involving LGBTQ+ in the past, I'm pretty sure that Lightyear and all of the other stuff they are doing right now is just for money.

    • @amonimus2126
      @amonimus2126 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      R.I.P. full length season 3 of the owl house because of a FUCKING KISS GODDAMIT DISNEY

  • @Voidwalker07692
    @Voidwalker07692 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    12:32 Opera GX spitting facts

  • @yoshicola
    @yoshicola ปีที่แล้ว +26

    12:44 *killin* me 💀 jus try to pronounce her name out loud 😭😭😭

    • @adil0028
      @adil0028 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Officer there's been a murder

  • @canon3222
    @canon3222 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I hate that censorship moan sound

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not a fan myself either. Trying to think what would be an acceptable replacement

    • @BonnerDoesYouTube
      @BonnerDoesYouTube ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@shinymainespoon That very small portion of Michael Jackson hitting the good ol' hee hee or some type of bird/howler monkey noise that appeared in older videos.

    • @xhiwhee
      @xhiwhee ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AaAehh

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@shinymainespoon Foghorn noises

    • @solsticebugg
      @solsticebugg ปีที่แล้ว +9

      me too. they should use dolphin sounds instead

  • @mailcs06
    @mailcs06 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    13:25
    Oh they’d HATE tennis. The pros scream so loud when they hit the ball.

  • @AlexandarHullRichter
    @AlexandarHullRichter ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:34 if someone wants to do those things, good for them. If they're complaining about how expensive it is though, that's a different story. If you're doing something because you want to do it, it doesn't matter how much it costs. The fact they're complaining about the cost implies that they feel some sort of requirement and/or they're implying that people who don't spend that money aren't good enough for them.

    • @fmadiva
      @fmadiva ปีที่แล้ว

      Some of these expensive things are required up keep for black hair tho l, y’all just want an excuse to hate on ppl

    • @user-wx6ms9rv2m
      @user-wx6ms9rv2m 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fmadiva I think he was trying to say that people don't need to meet some arbitrary standard to be "good enough". And accusing everyone of wanting an excuse to hate on people is making you seem a lot like the person in the post

  • @BlazingShadowSword
    @BlazingShadowSword ปีที่แล้ว +16

    11:13 Did this idiot forget that Lucifer, the fallen ANGEL was one of God's creations or was he just gonna ignore that?

    • @Tha-mountain
      @Tha-mountain ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope and I think he did some good too.
      The wii was great man
      F nintendo

  • @cleventinetheclementine195
    @cleventinetheclementine195 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:21
    FUNFACT: orange is actually brown, its just the result of our brains seeing a certain shade of brown in certain contexts- you can look up videos on it- its really interesting.
    so yes- technically the post is correct

  • @Brux1425
    @Brux1425 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:27 it's not a bad thing, it's the complaining about it that's the bad thing.

  • @DINGD0NG...
    @DINGD0NG... ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:57 ayo don't send my pics around, they're private.

    • @infinixuty
      @infinixuty ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂wasn't expecting this comment

    • @DINGD0NG...
      @DINGD0NG... ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@infinixutyhonestly I forgot I commented this and was laughing at myself lol

  • @aguyonyt1
    @aguyonyt1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:14 i wore the same damn outfit for the entire school year

  • @darcy6698
    @darcy6698 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:34 the nicest *politician* maybe...

  • @RookCity94
    @RookCity94 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think the problem with the 'being cute is expensive' section isn't really about whether she's doing what she wants, and someone is telling what to do, or not, it's the fact she's complaining about a choice she made.
    I choose these expensive things...
    God, these things are soooooo expensive!
    Well yeah, you CHOSE to buy them, expensive things are expensive, get over it.
    Then we have the gentleman below offer sound, sagely, out-of-this-world-giga-GALACTIC piece of advice to save her money...
    Why is he the bad guy?

  • @corvusgaming2379
    @corvusgaming2379 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:57
    Could totally see me getting told to go to the back of the line cause I got "10 hours of sleep". I've never gotten 10 hours of sleep without being up really late. Insomnia sucks.
    10:11
    I've been wearing this shirt for so long now it's practically human.

  • @helo3309
    @helo3309 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:25
    r/wooosh, r/memes, r/rareinsults, and r/clevercomebacks in one subreddit

  • @BORLMBK
    @BORLMBK ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:50 since when did the average 22 year old get 10 hours of sleep?

    • @Bengt2509
      @Bengt2509 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:30 *

    • @FatYoshi619
      @FatYoshi619 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's suppose to be 7-9 hours. And for 13-18 it's 8-10 hours. Which is funny because I'm a teen who doesn't get sleep cuz of school.

  • @AirShockXLIVE
    @AirShockXLIVE ปีที่แล้ว +13

    17:30 Now that's a company I can respect. They know the legality codes and shut that idiot down like a boss

  • @hihello5590
    @hihello5590 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The random "beeps" is slowly killing me on the inside😂

  • @JS-rv3et
    @JS-rv3et ปีที่แล้ว +18

    10:28 is THE PEAK. THE GOOOAATT

  • @randomfox6933
    @randomfox6933 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    13:16 that’s not what the verse even say’s!

    • @Aresofthevoid
      @Aresofthevoid ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not only that but why are they quoting enoch? It's an apocrypha?

  • @lecringebolt
    @lecringebolt ปีที่แล้ว +11

    18:36 don't forget about the few of us aroace people that somehow exist!

    • @12Rosen
      @12Rosen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no one forgot

    • @breadbird
      @breadbird ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i dont think anyone forgot us

    • @jewels3846
      @jewels3846 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As someone who needed an AroAce friend to help me realise Asexuality existed and that I was ace, I will never forget. However I am Pan-Ace
      I am also stoned and realised it almost looks like pancake can stop giggling that im a pancake.

    • @guhguhguhguhguh8
      @guhguhguhguhguh8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i forgot i existed myself

  • @Pilewood
    @Pilewood ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *I need a whole video of Robin ranting and complaining about taxes now.*

  • @TheChaosClan3
    @TheChaosClan3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I agree with Gugulethu Mhlungu. English isn’t even a real language anymore at this point. It’s like a bunch if words from different languages were just thrown into one and it somehow made sense 💀
    And Gugulethu is an African name, I’m pretty sure, considering I’m from there and have met a lot of people with names like these. That was a hella good roast though ngl 🗿

    • @felixhenson9926
      @felixhenson9926 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that comment was p racist.

    • @myithspa25
      @myithspa25 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@felixhenson9926 Is it racist if the race that it's about thinks it's actually funny tho??

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant ปีที่แล้ว +5

      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It lurks in an alley and mugs them then goes their their pockets looking for loose syntax and grammar.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads ปีที่แล้ว

      This got boring

    • @zahrachughtai3361
      @zahrachughtai3361 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlverantDAMN r/clevercomebacks

  • @BenthewildchildE750
    @BenthewildchildE750 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    20:23 the thing I don’t get about that specific argument: if God does not make mistakes, then there is a reason that all these people came to be. I’m not trying to be demeaning in anyway, but it’s just more straightforward I guess to say it like that. ❤👌

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well for a lot of these toxic or perpetually negative people, the reason they might have been created is "to serve as an example of what not to do" or "this is how you shouldn't live your life" or that kind of thing.
      Not saying that's what it is, but that's one potential possibility that is at least logically sound.

  • @Multi_of_9
    @Multi_of_9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The censorship noise is hilarious 😂

    • @aidan6620
      @aidan6620 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The re:zero UUEEAAAH

    • @insertusernamehere8125
      @insertusernamehere8125 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EXACTLY I've been trying to find a comment about it

  • @sugarysweep
    @sugarysweep ปีที่แล้ว +9

    14:14 robin are you okay? should we check on him? hello??

    • @swirlstarrs
      @swirlstarrs หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "IM A GOOD LITTLE VICTIM, ARENT I?"

  • @LineOfThy
    @LineOfThy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:00 most wholesome conversation in r/CleverComebacks

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG ปีที่แล้ว +10

    11:09 not to mention the child labor issue being worse

  • @ryanryker5409
    @ryanryker5409 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As someone who lives in Colorado- I can promise you Robin was telling the truth at 8:15

  • @differntperson
    @differntperson ปีที่แล้ว +36

    i didn't know that robin was bi, but am happy to hear that he is open about it and can be accepted :D

    • @juunmori
      @juunmori ปีที่แล้ว +3

      agreed ! its cuz im bi and i like that people are open about it

    • @gnimag6674
      @gnimag6674 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait he is? damn i should really stop reading comments without watching the full video first

  • @kingteddieP4
    @kingteddieP4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “What if they like doing those things” SHES LITERALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT IT ROBIN

  • @MinorLG
    @MinorLG ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Back when they first wrote the Constitution, it was expected, that every 20 years or so, theyd completely rewrite the whole thing.

  • @Boston20888
    @Boston20888 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    14:20 I'm pretty sure the comment is from a fake account but funny as hell nonetheless

  • @alrecks619
    @alrecks619 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Robin completely brushed off the iFunny watermark during the Federal Government Spending rant.

  • @PastelScoops
    @PastelScoops ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "This is why I don't go to Target during pride month" bruh that's exactly why I shoplift from target during pride month ,😂

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...Gonna be honest sounds like youre making an excuse to steal.

    • @PastelScoops
      @PastelScoops ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica ... Gonna be honest, sounds like you are a real bummer at parties, bro.

    • @PastelScoops
      @PastelScoops ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica it's a ✨joke✨... I don't need an excuse to shoplift from Target lol

    • @12Rosen
      @12Rosen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PastelScoops so you just steal regardless?

    • @PastelScoops
      @PastelScoops ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@12Rosen shoplift =/= stealing

  • @antimatterbee9331
    @antimatterbee9331 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a fellow Coloradan, 8:23 also fills me with great shame.
    *Unhappy Colorado noises*

  • @574guy
    @574guy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:30
    one of the great things about Spokane's transit system is thay now you can pay with your phone, and fare capping gets you free rides.

  • @KAGdesignsDOTnet
    @KAGdesignsDOTnet ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that noise to cover up the swears cuts through my head like a knife

  • @Zolnova
    @Zolnova ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:50 - brit here, I also want this. Just so I can sleep well at night not need to worry over any of my friends overseas needing emergency help and not be sunken into debt for the rest of their lives.
    Also kids should be able to eat for free in schools, I don't see why this should be up for debate.

    • @user-wx6ms9rv2m
      @user-wx6ms9rv2m 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also brit here, totally agree. Our country is still a fking mess though

  • @aussienesbit6391
    @aussienesbit6391 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wanna get twitter just so I could ask MIT: “Hey what was it like having Gordon Freeman as one of your students?”

  • @dopefish2245
    @dopefish2245 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everything Everywhere All at once is one of the first best picture winners I actually knew existed and loved. That movie is a masterpiece. I will watch that more times in the future for sure

  • @Veecnar
    @Veecnar ปีที่แล้ว +8

    All of this was good, but one thing, coffee machines are mostly over $150 which is outrageous

    • @pg13snipez
      @pg13snipez ปีที่แล้ว

      Pays itself off in 20 cups, nice

  • @idadood2278
    @idadood2278 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:27 I glanced over at the video, saw the LiveSplit timer, and immediately started laughing

  • @WonkOfWonkyness
    @WonkOfWonkyness ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:50 Obame is and was one of the most mentally sound presidents we've ever had.

  • @graceiouyce584
    @graceiouyce584 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:17 all I can remember is the meme that goes
    “If piss ain’t stored in the balls, I don’t know where it is”

  • @Bruh234
    @Bruh234 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:35 if they enjoy it then why complain about the price of something they chose to do

    • @AzzyRiah
      @AzzyRiah ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People can be proud of what they do while complaining about the process. She enjoys it because it makes her feel cute. I draw and hate the process of trying to complete the other eye, screwing up proportions, using the wrong layer… but it doesn’t mean I’ll quit! She said being cute isn’t *_easy_* not that she hates it.

    • @Bruh234
      @Bruh234 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AzzyRiah thats the process that goes into it, not the price tag, those parts in art are needed for the final art piece but those fake nails dont need to be that expensive, get some cheaper ones, style your own hair/dye/curl/whatever to make it look how you want instead of using wigs, makeup is really expensive already and i guarantee you that any man worth his shit wouldnt care if she didnt dress up that expensively, she does it for herself to look good and doesnt have to do it at all, chosing to do it but complaining about the process is understandable as thats a part many dont like, but the pricetag is something she also choses (although quality would drop with cheaper stuff)

  • @undeadprincess5726
    @undeadprincess5726 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Went to the er a few months ago due to blackouts, nausea, and ear pain. No tests were done aside from vitals, got diagnosed with nausea, and sent home for 300 dollars (with insurance). 3 days later, went to the urgent care a bit farther away. Had appropriate tests done and diagnosed with a double ear infection and charged 30 bucks to be seen. Please universal healthcare.

  • @The_WyattGuy
    @The_WyattGuy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every time he mentions he’s from Spokane I get all giddy like
    Hheheheheh I live there
    Instantly feel a Para-social sense of brotherhood

  • @ThomasSedore
    @ThomasSedore ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:22 your not a mistake Robin, and I'm a Catholic saying this who has more conservative beliefs, but I can still say for certain that your not a mistake. It is believed by Catholics that being attracted to the same sex is not a sin but acting on it is( there are other reasons why that is besides the Bible just saying so, but I can explain that in the replies if you want me to ). And as that Pastor says God is too loving to be unkind ( the Old Testament was "tough love" ok ) so God still loves you for who you are and wants nothing more than for you to come to Him so that you may spend eternity with Him in Heaven

  • @theonehappyorc1235
    @theonehappyorc1235 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:30 Sanders is nicest person in the world? Bruh...

  • @quickredf0x143
    @quickredf0x143 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Robin didn't say he hasn't been to the doctor in years this time. Financial progress? I sure hope so because everyone deserves to be able to see a medical professional.

  • @Amiithyst
    @Amiithyst ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:57 is the most chill conversation ever on Twitter lmao

  • @themisfitowl2595
    @themisfitowl2595 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:23
    That comeback (the Satanic Church one) has me fycking dead! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelstrode5363
    @michaelstrode5363 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a 25 year old, the 22yo thing about the coffee shop made me laugh so damn hard. Bro I work 4x14h says at the hospital a week gtfo my way I'm late 😂

  • @firstnamelastname4224
    @firstnamelastname4224 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    18:03 I'd rather they act like they supported us than openly despise us

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd rather they openly state that they despise us (I'm Ace). Maybe it hurts my feelings a little bit sometimes, but at least I gain the knowledge of who to avoid.

    • @alexandalmondagent7and963
      @alexandalmondagent7and963 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here, I'm queer questioning. We just want to be respected not exploited for money.

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I'm a good little victim" cracked me up.

  • @Davide0033
    @Davide0033 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love how this narrator is probably the biggest reason i watch the channel.
    other than narrating memes/other post he/she also put his/her own reasons

    • @YNWMellyREAL
      @YNWMellyREAL ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This narrator is male afaik, so he/him

    • @dejus_e
      @dejus_e 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      there’s so many fucking slashes

  • @MrGamerofmusic
    @MrGamerofmusic ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:13 I wanna say the reason he blocked, could be that in case she played games and tried contacting him about not pursuing her anyway. Just to avoid a potential crazy.
    Not to say it couldn’t have been because he was but hurt. But I really don’t see any benefit to blocking her for petty reasons, when he was already being respectful during the last discussion with her before the block

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I might block them on the off chance I started talking to them again later, forgetting the first time. I'd block as a time-saver, so I didn't waste more time pursuing something that wasn't going to happen. "Oh, this is YOU again. Damn, I should have blocked you after the first time..."

    • @starburst98
      @starburst98 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He may have even been up front about want a relationship and she let him spend a shitload of money on her in the "persuit" and then she said no,a and he just left.

  • @graveyardvinny
    @graveyardvinny ปีที่แล้ว +9

    now that’s what i call clever: volume 245

    • @mikesock8
      @mikesock8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      clever of the year 2023

  • @novalia1534
    @novalia1534 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tbh I honestly have never heard Robin come out as bi in a yt video before lol

  • @YogurtQueen
    @YogurtQueen ปีที่แล้ว +13

    12:50 I can’t stop laughing 😭

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:04 Sometimes, it’s so much more satisfying when they respond calmly and cordially. Other times, it’s better to respond in kind.
    I personally enjoy when it’s responding calmly and cordially but with the same genre of vocabulary and copious amounts of sass

  • @about20feet
    @about20feet ปีที่แล้ว +2

    emkay totally gets his nails wigs and eyelashes done