Daily reminder that you can make instant spoiled milk by mixing powdered milk and carbonated water Thanks for the likes, now whoever wants to comment on this video will get traumatized by this fact
The section on "The axe forgets but the tree remembers" is such an important thing for everyone to remember, especially when you're dealing with a child. Every unintentional outburst from you, may be a life forming negative experience for them. If you catch yourself hurting a child like this, and if you care for them, please for the love of God set time aside that day to try and heal some of that damage in a mature and sensitive way.
That recording of silence bit is real and is also referred to as "room noise" unless your in an anechoic chamber you're just going to get different sounds from different rooms even if theres no "sound" in them. But there is always sound everywhere even if we dont consciously hear it and it becomes super obvious when its suddenly not there.
I thought it was called "room tone" but I guess there's no difference. Truth told, I heard the term first on Simpsons and it gave no explanation (Krusty asked for some room tone after an argument in the Simpsons' house), then heard it later on Family Guy when Trisha tricked Carter into exposing himself. In that instance, he asked what room tone was, prompting them to need it re-recorded.
yeah, if you don't have the "room sound" then it will just sound as if they recorded it in a soundproof studio, if you do have it it sounds like they have recorded it in the middle of a room no inbetween
@@spugnoxngubcux9801 i feel like I am going crazy if I go 30 min to 1h without either noice cancelling headphones or very clear controlled sound, like a video playing, because my brain for some reason things that I need to know when a person walks outside or which size vehicle is going at which speed not to mention the constant humming of charging cables.
Being inside an anechoic chamber is genuinely super disorienting! The weirdest part, is you can only really hear your voice from inside your own head. Its kinda like talking with your fingers in your ears. If I had to stay in there more than 5 minutes, I'd have to sit down!
11:12 really freaking got me. Jesus Christ, that is the saddest, most awful thing I've ever heard. My parents were not perfect people by any means and there were some definite issues that a therapist would love to dive into, but one thing I have to hand my mom is that she never, ever, ever denied her love for us. When moments were good, she would say "I like you AND I love you" (she made sure we knew the difference); when we really disappointed her she might say "I love you, but I don't like you very much at this moment". She made sure we knew that her love was unconditional and even her "like" could always be earned back. They idea of a parent telling their child that they don't love them... I can't even begin to imagine. Anyone who withholds love and forgiveness from their children shouldn't be allowed to be parents.
I Just turned 13 and my parents have both said it multiple times to me. I have learned to forgive but never forget so no mom, saying to me, "why were you ever born." Then the next day acting like nothing happened, I won't forget.
@@Glormistan I’m so sorry, man. Just remember that how your parents treat you doesn’t reflect on your worth. You’ll be 18 before you know if and you’ll have friends that love you completely and unconditionally. You’re going to grow up to be better, kinder, and more loving then your parents ever will be.
Not to be a massive downer but I vividly remember one time in middle school finals month where I was sobbing and asking for help from my dad and he told me and I quote “I hope you can learn to remember the phrase ‘would like fries with that?’” my trust in him has been shakey at best since then and he would probably blow up in my face if I brought it up to him
I'm a very strong anti bullying advocate and did my psych bsc dissertation on it (I had a good theory but the execution was lacking) because bullying ruined my sister and I's lives. Like I developed mental illness and such but God I've never seen anything like how my sister was bullied (my mental illness is real bad but hers is on another level). They managed to spin lies that spread throughout our entire district in the UK which is wild to me. People generally understand that bullying is bad but they don't really know the extent of how evil it can truly be. I'm a pacifist by choice but I genuinely wish the absolute worst on the people who did that to my sister. Sorry for the rant!
@@LunaBeth97 I wish you and your sister the best. You nor your sister deserved any of that. The UK school system isn’t the best when it comes to bullying, if it’s even that. I’m lucky when teachers did something when I was being bullied in Year 7 but I can’t say the same for the daycare I went to during summer holidays back in primary.
Regarding parents not remembering how they traumatize their kids: I still remember one time when I was like 6. I suffered severe constipation at that age, and since my pain tolerance was low back then and I wasn't particularly smart, since it'd hurt to go I'd usually just hold it any time I could and couldn't comprehend that made the issue worse. So one time my family's at this animal museum thing that has a gift shop, and I really wanted a small plushie of a puma. My mom tells me she'll get it for me if I use the public museum restroom... Successfully, yknow, clear out the constipation for the first time in ages I wanted that plushie so damn badly that I managed to do it. I still remember it being severely painful, I remember biting back screams and scratching myself to distract from it. Honestly I don't remember if there was blood but it wouldn't have been surprising in hindsight. But I did what I was told despite it all. We go back to the gift shop and my mom changes her mind. She says the puma was too expensive (we were upper middle class at the time and she saw the price beforehand) and gets me a squirrel instead. She likes squirrels. I don't particularly like squirrels. I cried so hard and my constipation issues even got worse after that for a while because all I remembered was the traumatic pain both physically and the emotions of the betrayal. My mom doesn't remember this and yep accused me of gaslighting when i brought it up, but it's the foundation of my trust issues.
to tell your child you'll get them something and to not do it on your own accord is so so awful especially after making you go through all that pain, holyy
holy. fucking. hell. i've had some horrible constipation in my time but never like that. and to have your own mother to lure you into it just to snatch a reward and swap it with something else im so, so sorry that you have had to live with her
11:38 this- hits way to close to home…. My mom is bipolar. As a punishment, she once took this set of penguin plushies I had, and drowned them in the sink and cut them open. I remember this vividly. But she claims it never happened and that it “must’ve been a dream”. I then ask her what she did to cause the dream.
Yep.. living with a bipolar parent is no joke. They think up some crazy things to keep you under their control. Especially if they don't want you to stop living with them as an adult because they're dependent on you being there to take care of them.
I think part of it is parents don't want to think they were that bad. So even when they do remember shit they did, they downplay it. Sorry if this gets into "didn't ask" territory, but I'm using it as an example. As an adult I'm being treated for 2 auto-immune conditions, and despite me having the worst stomach problems imaginable as a child, my parents told me it was just "bad ibs" and never took me to a doctor to get it checked out. I'm suffering the consequences of it not being treated early. But they have the whole 'we didn't know' in defense, as if that rids the timeline of the neglect I suffered.
i like that you tackle subjects like bullying or abuse with no hesitation. It's nice to find out that certain things my caretakers did were not uncommon and not okay.
Man that parenting rant hit so hard. Mom, even if *you* don’t remember that doesn’t change the fact that you pulled what is essentially a combination of a knife and an axe on me when I was in first grade because I didn’t want to go to my tutor who would flick my knuckles with a pen for the smallest spelling mistakes I’d make. You knew it, you didn’t tell anyone in the family why I hated him. You made everyone believe I was dramatic because I’d run away and hide rather than wanting to go. I genuinely believe you would’ve killed me if the rest of the family didn’t physically restrain you that day.
Fun fact: in the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Paarthurnax, this giant dragon that has the most menacing, badass voice in the entire game, is voiced by Charles Martinet.
Super Mario?! Oh my god!!! Someone needs to make a mod where you can grab Paarthurnax by the tail and swing him around and the player character says "So long gay dragon"
That bully part is very true. My senior year i had a girl threaten to kill me and nothing was done. Freshman year my ex SA on school grounds and stalked me around school. Police and school didn't care. That was worse than the girl who threatened me. Imagine being bullied by someone you still loved and who treated you like crap for 5 years.
Bullying and abuse most often come from the people closest to you and it's awful. I'm sorry that happened to you and hope you're in a better place now 💛
@Eric Golightly yep. They thought i was a lying troublemaker because i was in the alternative school instead of the regular school with everyone else. People always assumed it was just for bad kids but it was because of my learning disability and that there were therapists i could see there that weren't available to 'regular' students
Sorry to hear about your “friends” Robin. You don’t deserve that, and they didn’t deserve you in their life. They say that the best revenge is a life well lived, I hope you can make the most of it. Take these experiences with you, never let anyone pull garbage like that again. You are an amazing human being. Please don’t forget that no matter what people say mate. Much love to anyone that’s dealing with bullies. Whatever it is, one internet stranger has your back.
I want a nemesis duo comedy about how they literally can’t escape from one another until one defeats the other. Like, they have no beef until they both realize they constantly get thrust into situations where they’re on opposing sides, even in the most mundane places, and they grow to passionately hate each other.
The bullying thing hits me HARD. All my life through third grade to graduation, I was psychologically tormented by almost everyone in my grade, and my only friends were the kids in the special needs classes I had to take because I snapped in fourth grade and started retaliating at my bullies in... Not so healthy ways. I'd scream at people, I'd throw empty Pringle cans, I'd threaten s*****e, I was just... Mentally messed up. It actually slowed down by a lot when I hit highschool, and the only people who bugged me were these weirdos in a grade below me who were actually really nice when they weren't around this specific moron. Thank God my parents and siblings are as understanding as they are or I'd be in a REALLY bad place rn. And thank God there were teachers who actually gave a crap.
A couple of weeks ago, I cut myself off from my group of friends (except for one of them) and realized just how shitty they are from an outside point of view. It's sad how bullies are never shown on screen in the same way they are in reality, since your closest friends often end up actually being your worst enemies, especially if you try to start fixing yourself, while they become worse.
I’m surprised at how many people are bullied. Personally, I’ve never been bullied, and neither has anyone at my school; at least, not that I know of. I always found it strange, to be honest, how suspiciously nice my school is. At its worst, it would be occasional teasing or mildly (probably unintentionally) uncomfortable comments. Never any actual bullying.
@@queenoforeos3057 lucky. Two people at my school offed themselves and two others recently tried to, and those poor kids were my youngest brother's friends.
@@queenoforeos3057 With regards to the post that appeared in the video, you might be wrong there. The fact that it's not perceived as bullying is part of the experience. It took me until almost graduation to realise what kind of "friend" this guy had been. And I'm certain other people in his vicinity had similar experiences, though I can't speak for them. Another thing I just wanted to put here: Some time last year I mentioned to my mother that I remembered being bullied in fifth grade. She proceeded to tell me I was not, and well... 1. you weren't there 2. even if the emotional scars have faded, I gave somebody a physical one, you shouls remember at least that 3. who are you trying to gaslight here? That was also the point where I knew I would not mourn the loss of contact to my parents.
Fun fact: The recording of silence in movies is called a "Room tone" and for some productions is made with only the characters and the sound engineer in the room. Because silence doesn't bounce around the room the same when it's full of technicians
2:40 it’s even funnier because he’s standing on a sand bar so it’s not really land, and there are multiple buckets so he must have moved from one to the next.
11:50 I remember the time I was accused of stealing from my grandparents and my own parents somehow convinced my siblings who were barely out of infancy to stay away from me, and I had to actually steal from my father just to placate all parties involved. Best part, in an argument with my parents a few years ago on why I was acting out, and I brought up this very incident, they gaslit me into thinking I made the whole thing up for attention. It's stuff like this that make me even consider being celibate for as long as possible, in fear of pulling this same nonsense on my own future kids/family.
The absolute best part about bulling is that the teachers (99% of the time) can't do anything about it. The bully(s) often don't even do anything wrong enough to raise an eyebrow. They don't do any one single thing to warrant a serious intervention. The absolute worst is when they toy with your feelings towards them by floating the line between a "friend" and a person you loath. You tell them things when they seem genuine that they turn around and use against you when you have a disagreement that drives them away. This not only makes you feel bad for driving a "friend" away but then you feel bad because now they spread a twisted truth based off of their recent findings. It makes it worse once more when you have a limited amount of friends and they act as a gateway to a larger group of people who are seen as "cool" and you want to befriend only for the same thing to happen again with their friends as you become close only to lose them and the cycle continues. The absolute worst part is is that sometimes they don't even know they are dicks. They see you as a weird kid who is impersonable (I'm making it a word) and desperate and they see that spreading these exaggerated truths, cultured from their view of you and the conversation you've made with them, is saving their friends from falling to the same fate that you did of becoming a ostracized outsider. I haven't even gotten to the best part yet. This all leads to you not learning how to socialize with people, especially if it occurs in middle school or thereabouts, leading to the rest of your school life being harder than it needs to be as you go into an increasingly social world with the social skills of a dead mule. Overall, not a fun experience 0/10, would not recommend.
On the topic of school bullying: when I was in school, we were taught if someone is trying to bully you just try to ignore them. And so I did for the entirety of school. But instead of them going away because I didn't even give them so much as a glance they did the opposite. They made fun of me for not responding to them. So many wasted opportunities for snarky comebacks.
I hate that advice deeply. Always hated it. It's bullshit, it simply doesn't work. Yet it was ALWAYS the go to advice by everyone, even therapists. WTF. No. Only thing which really helps is to scare them off by getting overly aggressive, if you have the muscles (or psychopathic ideas). Sounds bad. And it is. But most bullies only understand direct consequences to their actions, hurting them physically or making their life miserable with something as well. And even if that doesn't help with one, at least it makes you feel way better about it. I still regret not having done more serious harm to some of them, 20 to 30 years later, the rage still lingers unresolved.
11:52 my aunt once made split-pea soup. She put in five cloves of garlic, tasted it, decided that wasn't enough, and then added five *_whole bulbs of garlic._* Neither I or my two cousins could eat it-the youngest tried, and ended up sobbing over the toilet, regurgitating everything he'd eaten that day because the amount of garlic was too damn much. Why did he continue trying to eat? Because auntie has the wonderful idea of saying "you're not eating?! YoU mUsT HATE ME tHeN!!!" to a group of two prepubescents and a preteen (I was 12, they were 8 and 7). It took us an hour to get her to actually _taste her own food_ and she immediately spat it back out, and got rid of the entire pot. I have gone out of my way to keep mentioning the Split-Pea Soup Incident whenever she tries to use the "you must hate me" line to guilt trip us. I'm 28 and it still immediately shuts her up.
Why did she even have that much garlic at home? Does she have a garden? Could she not smell the aura radiating off her brew, an omen warning of misery should one taste it?
Couldn't he just get a pair of clunky shoes made of wood then? Yeah, not totally convenient and stuff, but it'd be great in comparison to, ya know, not being able to set food on land.
the wood of the bucket isn't what matters - the curse states he cannot be on DRY land. there's another tumblr post somewhere that has a few users debating the circumstances of that scene, and a few important things get noted and theorized. for example, him standing in water reflects how his heart was in the dirt - the dirt isn't exactly "land", so his hear is capable of being there. also, people theorized this wouldn't be enough to let him go anywhere, like sitting in a wheelbarrow full of water to go over the land, that wouldn't work. the strip of sand they parley on is a sandbar, a temporary landmass made up of san deposited in one place by ocean currents. it's not "dry" land, and he's not "on" land, so those parts together create a work round for the curse.
11:45 God, I could go on about this. In 6th grade, I was choosing electives for the next year. I chose as my VERY LAST option, study hall (which at my school is a quiet period to do homework), and my mom freaked out about it and tried to get me to change it. The day I turned it in, I got in the car after school and my mom was screaming about how I “shouldn’t have this much freedom” and the fact that I don’t want to be stressed is “not an excuse to be lazy.” She said “I hope that if you get into study hall next year you’re FUCKING BORED.” Stuff like that had happened before, and my little 12 year old mind was…numb. Usually, I’d be silently, or loudly, crying. But this time, I just sat and looked out the car window. I said nothing the whole time. Next day comes along, mom apologized the night before. I’m ignoring her because I’m hurt and don’t want to speak to her. Right before I leave the car to go into school she yells at me for ignoring her. And she wonders why. After college, I don’t know if I’ll speak to her.
6:17 Wow, everyone forgets the Acadian French portion of Louisiana. Glad someone actually included it. I'm Acadian, both my parents are actually Cajun, and it's both weird and heartwarming to be remembered.
maybe its hiding itself better by deliberately exposing itself in a funny way to make us think something like a snail in our ear controlling our every thought and action is silly and almost certainly impossible. some of us are just thinking "hehe haha, ear snail funny" but then are others that are like "hm, yes, the ear snail has a point. the other humans dont respect their ear snails enough." and boom. a civil war is started over night. the ear snails are pitting us against one another to eliminate us as the dominant species. of course all of this is just sarcasm for comedic effect... OR IS IT? THE CHANCES YOUR EAR SNAIL IS OUT TO GET YOU ARE SLIM, BUT NEVER ZERO.
9:15 as the one being bullied, I cannot agree more. I got bullied so badly in 8th grade (I’m in my junior year of high school) that I had to pull out of school for half the year. It had been building up since third grade.
10:30 The only way most bullies dared to pester me through most of high school was saying "hi" to me and playing it off as being nice. They knew full well I was an introvert and hated it, but it was really hard to get any teachers to do anything about it.
2:25 deep down, Davy Jones was homesick and MISSED being on land. You bet he agreed to stand in a bucket. To spend a few moments away from the hell that was his life and bask in the sun and warm breeze.
Oh, man, you got the abridged version of the Davey Jones post. There's PAGES of discussion about the rules-lawyering involved in having him stand in a bucket.
11:40 I feel this deep within my soul. I always loved singing, and I may not be good at it but the good part about singing is not being good at it, it's vibing and feeling the moment. But once I was singing, I may have been around 12, my sister was around 9, and she told me to shut up, and my mom said "well I'm singing too, then are you telling ME to shut up?" And my sister said "no but I hate hearing his voice" And when I tell you I never sang aloud near someone again... I will be silently listening to music on my earbuds, not even humming, hating even to others to listen to the music I'm listening. But when I'm alone? I put the volume up on the tv and sing, but even then, I put the volume up so that I can't hear myself because now I too hate my voice. All this because my sister was upset because of some minor inconvenience and dumped it on me.
Kinda hot take: Peach isn't actually getting kidnapped anymore. When she's "kidnapped" she's really voluntarily going with Bowser, then Mario "saves" her, then they all chill together, head home; repeat when she's next "kidnapped". Mario gets fame, and he's the Toads' hero Peach gets a break from politics Bowser gets his wife and Junior gets his Mama. Luigi, when he's involved in the rescue, also gets his fame and whatnot. Half the time though he's cleaning his mansion of ghosts again.
There's also the "I don't remember what you did and neither do you, but I remember how it made me feel" My father would do stuff that screwed me over all the time, and i'm guessing he probably thought either I would forgive him or I would forget about it. The stuff i don't remember I still remember how he made me feel, and I haven't forgotten or forgiven, I want nothing to do with him, I don't want to see him, hear him, be in the same room as him, or hear about him, I just hate him.
Fun fact. That pirates of the caribbean post at 1:52 has more posts following it. And it's a bunch of people working out the loopholes in the curse and the multiple layers that it took to be on that "land" and not trigger the curse.
2:41 theres actually two loopholes - not only is he in a series of buckets (they trail behind him), but they are on a sandbar, which is a temporary strip of land that appears at low tide, off the shore of beaches.
Avoiding the very obvious dramatic cue, 12:38 made me feel a whole different kind of fear: Seeing that car driving down the road anywhere near me with those huge, Wacky-Races-Esque overfilled tires.
14:25 The post is talking about wanting to be a chemically deadly (poisonous or venomous) animal, OP is saying I want to [insert common traits among chemically deadly animals]
Ok, I wouldn't exactly say than that segment on bullying hit close to home, it would be more accurate to say that it made a crater in the middle of my living room. It reached 17 years back into my memory, grabbed old semi-forgotten traumas from deep into my soul, and brought them in front of my face so that I had no other option but to acknowledge them. Ouch!
10:20 Back in Primary and Middle school I would get bullied almost every day. Some examples of what they did was: - Steal my possessions - Have all the people in my class laugh at me all at once when the teacher wasn't there - Faking being my friend to mess with me - Put my shoes in the toilet - Make gay jokes to insult me (I am Gay/Bi) - Find a TH-cam channel I used to post to, and make me regret the content I uploaded, and make me never forget it. - Giving me death threats. There was likely a lot more that I don't remember... It isn't just some messing around as shown in movies, it was psychological torture over 10 years of my life. I now have trust issues.
I have not gone through severe bullying, so this rage is undeserved, but if it weren't for the fact that I am not god himself, I would've simply thrown earth at mach speed into the sun. Can't get upset at the cruelty of humanity if everyone's dead.
I only just realized somewhat recently that as a kid I was in fact being bullied. Hollywood movies overdramatize bullying so much, that I thought it was NORMAL to be shut down, to be talked over when I tried to speak in a group, to be anxious and afraid of partner projects because I thought everyone hated me. Those movies, and the anti-bullying videos shown in school, with kids getting shoved against walls, having things thrown at them, being insulted everyday, were the reason that I didn’t recognize what was happening sooner, the reason I never told anyone about it. They are the reason that I had such severe social anxiety as a kid, and still do (but I at least know how to cope and calm myself now).
It probably would still say "I wish they would teach us more about vikings" because so much of their mythology is based on things that may or may not have had anything to do with their actual culture.
10:00 about the bullying part. There IS a piece of teen media that portrays this. It's called Worm. It's a very dark superhero setting, and this kind of soul-destroying bullying is a massive plot point. It also has a massive fandom, so if the occasionally-iffy writing is a problem, there is more fanfic than you could possibly ever read. Have fun.
9:15 I've never had this put into plain words before, it feels like a blow to the chest. Especially the comment about cutting your long hair short and suddenly being seen as disgusting and unworthy of kindness. Kids are cruel, they can read what you're uncomfortable with and use it against you. Even worse, they get smarter every generation, because when bullies grow up, not all of them stop being bullies, and that behavior gets taught to their kids.
11:13 that hits home, I still remember when my parents try so hard to make me eat soup they wouldn't let me eat anything other than the soup made in the morning for 3 days the same soup, I didn't eat for 3 days and now I hate soup with every fiber of my body
8:50 I literally discovered this once in high school. We had a video project due and I missed a line. When I put it in it was way off because I was in two locations so I took “silence” from the original audio and threw that in the background. Worked perfectly.
11:13 that sh*ts too true tho. I remember this one time I did something that angered my dad on the way home from the grocery store and I remember him in the kitchen stomping on a bag of chips he had bought for me as a result. I doubt he remembers it, but I do and this was like 17 years ago
14:50 Also, he is British, he used such a good American accent for American Psycho, that when he began using his normal accent off set close to the end of filming the people he worked with though it was just an accent he was learning for another movie...
I came here to laugh my shit out for just once in this week, BUT INSTEAD, I got introduced to some memories that shouldn't even be remembered but here I am Still love the content. 👍
12:04 that was legit how I got diagnosed with dysgraphia because it turns out most people don’t feel like someone hit their hand with a hammer when they write for a while
9:55 Literally had a dude at my school tell me "look you're a cool guy but if I made friends with you it'd ruin my social status here so please stop talking with me" TO MY FACE Kids are f*cking wild lmao
I'm just trying to figure out how I literally never encountered any of this BS in high school. Guess I associated with a good crowd? Theatre kids were tight.
As always, I'm so grateful to my parents. I had friends with bad ones, and I constantly made sure that my home was their home. My parents had a vast ocean of love between them, and I was happy to share with my friends.
12:36 I looked up the tire pressure that would put a car's tires in danger of exploding, and it's somewhere around 52-55 psi. They tell you to like duck and cover if your tire is about to explode as well. Fun fact, 94 psi is about 64 m deep in the ocean.
If it's of any consolation I can guarantee, as fricked up as that is, a) you are not the only person who's been told that, and b) ymmv, but generally every time you do something good or thrive or are happy or successful or are just here on this mortal coil is like a big f. u. to them and if nothing else, that hopefully provides some peace. Family isn't only blood, and no one who is treated that way is obligated to consider the person saying that to be family (you may decide to at some point, but that is wholly your choice to do so).
Ash and Jesse and James' 30 year relationship: Their kids favorite babysitter is Ash's mom ( they had their kid a bit late in their relationship) and they love playing with Ash's boxed pokemon. Jesse and James will also try to steal Pikachu for "Old times sake" (Pikachu thinks its fun, Ash not so much) Edit: The bullying thing hit hard, I was taken out of school in second grade, but i was still bullied a lot. My mom said to ignore them, my grandparents just said "ThEy JuSt MeSs WiTh YoU cAuSe ThEy LiKe YoU"... So yea, that was fun
Holy crap that "letter from the octopus" is not only hilarious 😂 all across the board, but also wonderfully, and in my opinion, accurately written!!! Literally, just perfect!! ❤😂
7:44 Water does taste for me, but it's just that my brain can't handle the fact that I'm putting liquid in my mouth so it just patches this bitter-like taste onto it, and so I don't drink water that much. In fact, I've been drinking sweetened tea for so long, I'm pretty sure my body taught itself how to extract the sugar and tea leaves from the sweet tea to get to the water.
@@feuerling Adding to this, I grew up in a city where the water was treated heavily with chemical and I literally couldn't stomach it. Moved to the country and even tried rain water, can't stop drinking it, it feels so good.
Bullying thing: the principal's daughter at my super small school, she'd create games for all us girls, we'd all be sisters or friends in an apartment or something. My characters' 'jobs' were always ones where I had to sit by myself to play pretend... She once got into an obsession with the book Little Woman..... Guess which character I was given--. The teachers all just told me to stop trying to control the game.
4:26 Kirby and dedede's rivalry: "Oh no the entire universe is going to explode! It must be king dedede!" While dedede is just kissing the waddle dees good night THEN HE GETS POSSESED BY MEGA-GOD
7:36 The "calling in gay to work" reminds me of how we finally got rid of the "Wondering womb theory" in America. For any one who doesn't know the Wondering Womb is a concept developed in ancient Roman that was still around and being enshrined in law in the US as late as the 18 hundreds. It states (shortened summery) that a women's womb wonders about the body and can cause injury or death if it is startled. This was used as an excuse to suppress women and keep them from any activities besides cooking and cleaning. The doctors who finally disproved it to the medical community all worked for the insurance companies that covered the railways because women started suing them saying traveling by train had "displaced their womb" and made them ill. Suddenly backing misogynist nonsense was going to cost them a large sum of money and they turned that around really quickly.
When someone asks me how it's going and I answer "It's going" that usually means I don't feel like having a conversation with you at that moment so I give an answer that doesn't leave an opening for a response
My therapist gave me such a whiplash when he was the first person to ever acknowledge the bullying I went through in hs as "super cruel emotional torture" after 15 years of everyone telling me "well they're not beating you or anything".
10:50 for all those dealing with bullying. Here is a little fun fact from a guy who has been, and has bullied others. Silence Don't look at them, don't talk to them, don't react. Bullys will harass you for their own entertainment so if you prove that you aren't fun than they leave
That's true actually. I had bullies come over to mess with me, and I would just stare into space and pretend they didn't exist. Took a lot of wind out of their sails. 😂
I've seen the Hard Mommy image before, but not the extra blurb to go along with it and The lore building to that punchline has me cackling As did Davy Jones's bucket trail
3:31 true, that would work, I've I always say I would actually pay attention in history if they talked more about Vikings instead of WWII, I live in Denmark, it would make sense to talk about Vikings
Davy Jones explicitly can't touch land. However, he can stand on solid things, like ships. And he can touch water. If someone took wood from a ship, made a bucket, and put sea water in it, it doesn't technically violate any of the conditions: he's not on land, he's on a very small ship, on land. Huge difference. Also, he would not have needed to jump from bucket to bucket. In Dead Man's Chest, he literally teleports from the Dutchman to the ship Jack and Co. were on. So the trail of buckets on the shore is actually kinda redundant. You only need one.
The bullying thing is so real. I never got into physical altercations because I'm weak as piss and knew not to start shit, but there was so much quiet harassment. And loud harassment. People found a photo online of me wearing cat ears and started barking and meowing at me constantly, to the point where I still have a negative reaction to crude imitations of household animal noises. Whenever I think of it, I hear it clear as day. And regularly, I had younger students coming into senior-only areas to ask me inane questions to waste my time (at least that harassment was stopped when I started photographing them whenever they did it and sending the videos to the office staff lmao). I had kids throw things at me from the balcony (where they weren't meant to be). Once, I had a girl start mockingly mimicking every little action I did from halfway across the library and laughing with her friends about it, then she blew up at me when I shot her a disapproving glance and started verbally abusing me to the point I had an actual full-on mental breakdown. Kids are horrifying.
I once talked to my mom about being bullied in school and she said that if people did that to me then I must have done something. My mom doesn't remember ever having said that. But I do. It was what made me stop talking to my mom about being bullied and she was shocked to learn later from adult me that I have been bullied all through my school life, so much so that I quit school with a lower degree than I could have gotten only to get out of there. Please be careful about what you say to the children in your life (not only to your own). I've forgotten almost all of what my bullies ever said and did but not what my mom said (and she wasn't trying to be mean - she thought it would be helpful. It was not. People bully others for no reason, especially children, and being made to feel like it's your fault when you already feel inadequate is very hurtful.).
I mean it is technically not wrong but definitely insensitive to say at all, especially since it usually comes down to you doing something that you don't really have much or any control over. I say this because first someone has to notice you and your mannerisms or something about you to bully you about it and so I see bullying as something initiated by someone actively or passively looking for someone else that they can harass and get away with. I don't think this makes the person being bullied responsible though because ideally we wouldn't have the person that looks to harass someone.
My go-to response on a really crappy day when someone asks me how I'm doing or how's it going is 'I'd like to take the 5th on that.' It's polite, but tells them nothing, yet still hammers home _I really don't wanna talk about it._ Sometimes taking the 5th is the only polite way to answer that question. ~Crap I Learned Working Retail
My response is "Same old" or slightly more formal "Same as usual" because really, no matter how good or bad it's going, it's just the same old at this point.
12:09 Oof, meee... I only recently counted myself as disabled and I still hesitate to call myself that. Despite the fact that I have 2 auto-immune conditions, one of which being my arthritis which makes me have to walk with a cane everywhere and I barely go out because of it >.> We tend to think we're the exception because we're not the extreme. And despite some of us being aware of that, we still do it :T
OUGH that bullying section made me unlock some HELLA repressed memories from middle school. it felt like i was the butt of every single joke, but they always did it in such a way that i couldn't PROVE anything, you know? or if i went to a teacher and explained, id sound like an absolute lunatic. because who would take you seriously if you went to a teacher and told them about how you're pretty sure that there's a conspiracy run by one specific seventh grader to make you into a social pariah because she [checks notes] asked why you were dating that guy in a disbelieving tone i only got into two physical altercations, fun little "perk" (sarcasm) of being a victim of female bullying, but i would RATHER have gotten grapes thrown at the back of my head for the rest of my time there over what they actually did. anyway, middle school sucks ass and im so glad my parents let me transfer to online school midway through seventh grade lmao
people that try to justify their negligent actions by starting with "wELL aT lEaSt I diDn't [insert worse thing here]" should not be allowed to raise a child
The reality is you can and should be held accountable for being mind controlled if you can't prevent mind control. Whether or not you actually have free will has no bearing on whether you're dangerous to be around.
10:19 The bullies that hurt me were always pathetic compared to the ones who emotionally hurt me. I do martial arts now so the bullies that will try and physically harm me wouldn’t be able to do anything but the weight the the emotionally powerful bullies put on you is enormous.
7:54 in my advanced video production class we usually just work on the school news program in almost complete silence. Occasionally[ie: once or twice a month] he would stop us for a few minutes to do a lecture and this particular was on “room tones”. They are basically the sounds a silent room makes. The rattle of an ac unit. The hum of floret lights. The stuff that you don’t notice until it’s gone. Every room has its own room tone. It’s why bad dubbing is so obvious. The sound proofing of the recording booth makes it so that no room tones can be heard
Daily reminder that you can make instant spoiled milk by mixing powdered milk and carbonated water
Thanks for the likes, now whoever wants to comment on this video will get traumatized by this fact
and then you become the world's shittiest alchemist
No, but yes, I hate you
Good to know, might need this for a recipe
*Learned New Alchemy.*
_Instant Spoiled Milk_
... ok ...
As a female, I can tell you Mean Girls is as accurate as we'll get when it comes to showing what true bullying is
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I SAW THAT- "th- that's mean girls. Yep, that is the plot of mean girls. "
Exactly. If your not a mentally and emotionally scarred, and every physical way possible then it’s not real bullying.
YES
Yup. Was there. Still have trauma after almost 10 years.
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The section on "The axe forgets but the tree remembers" is such an important thing for everyone to remember, especially when you're dealing with a child. Every unintentional outburst from you, may be a life forming negative experience for them. If you catch yourself hurting a child like this, and if you care for them, please for the love of God set time aside that day to try and heal some of that damage in a mature and sensitive way.
That recording of silence bit is real and is also referred to as "room noise" unless your in an anechoic chamber you're just going to get different sounds from different rooms even if theres no "sound" in them. But there is always sound everywhere even if we dont consciously hear it and it becomes super obvious when its suddenly not there.
If you spent 30 minutes to an hour in a room with absolutely no sound whatsoever, it would mess with your mental health pretty hard.
I thought it was called "room tone" but I guess there's no difference. Truth told, I heard the term first on Simpsons and it gave no explanation (Krusty asked for some room tone after an argument in the Simpsons' house), then heard it later on Family Guy when Trisha tricked Carter into exposing himself. In that instance, he asked what room tone was, prompting them to need it re-recorded.
yeah, if you don't have the "room sound" then it will just sound as if they recorded it in a soundproof studio, if you do have it it sounds like they have recorded it in the middle of a room
no inbetween
@@spugnoxngubcux9801 i feel like I am going crazy if I go 30 min to 1h without either noice cancelling headphones or very clear controlled sound, like a video playing, because my brain for some reason things that I need to know when a person walks outside or which size vehicle is going at which speed not to mention the constant humming of charging cables.
Being inside an anechoic chamber is genuinely super disorienting! The weirdest part, is you can only really hear your voice from inside your own head. Its kinda like talking with your fingers in your ears. If I had to stay in there more than 5 minutes, I'd have to sit down!
The snail in our year is controlling all of us making us hear what we hear, ain't no way it isn't plotting something
Ah yes, the snail of this year is plotting something
@@Klekeec I miss the good snails
@@HanMestov Now they just have parasites
lol
Your not exactly correct,the cochlea sends electrical signals to the brain so we can interpret it or something
11:12 really freaking got me. Jesus Christ, that is the saddest, most awful thing I've ever heard.
My parents were not perfect people by any means and there were some definite issues that a therapist would love to dive into, but one thing I have to hand my mom is that she never, ever, ever denied her love for us. When moments were good, she would say "I like you AND I love you" (she made sure we knew the difference); when we really disappointed her she might say "I love you, but I don't like you very much at this moment". She made sure we knew that her love was unconditional and even her "like" could always be earned back.
They idea of a parent telling their child that they don't love them... I can't even begin to imagine. Anyone who withholds love and forgiveness from their children shouldn't be allowed to be parents.
Agape is a shining beacon.
I Just turned 13 and my parents have both said it multiple times to me. I have learned to forgive but never forget so no mom, saying to me, "why were you ever born." Then the next day acting like nothing happened, I won't forget.
@@Glormistan I’m so sorry, man. Just remember that how your parents treat you doesn’t reflect on your worth. You’ll be 18 before you know if and you’ll have friends that love you completely and unconditionally. You’re going to grow up to be better, kinder, and more loving then your parents ever will be.
Not to be a massive downer but I vividly remember one time in middle school finals month where I was sobbing and asking for help from my dad and he told me and I quote
“I hope you can learn to remember the phrase ‘would like fries with that?’”
my trust in him has been shakey at best since then and he would probably blow up in my face if I brought it up to him
fun fact: giving love as a reward for things, and withholding it as punishment, is something that cults do!
I'm a very strong anti bullying advocate and did my psych bsc dissertation on it (I had a good theory but the execution was lacking) because bullying ruined my sister and I's lives. Like I developed mental illness and such but God I've never seen anything like how my sister was bullied (my mental illness is real bad but hers is on another level). They managed to spin lies that spread throughout our entire district in the UK which is wild to me. People generally understand that bullying is bad but they don't really know the extent of how evil it can truly be. I'm a pacifist by choice but I genuinely wish the absolute worst on the people who did that to my sister. Sorry for the rant!
I wish the worst to who also did that to your sister as well.
Ayo is your sister good?
@@WakaranYT haha nope! She just got out of another psych ward stint last week but she's alive and doing the best she can right now!
@@LunaBeth97 I wish you and your sister the best. You nor your sister deserved any of that. The UK school system isn’t the best when it comes to bullying, if it’s even that. I’m lucky when teachers did something when I was being bullied in Year 7 but I can’t say the same for the daycare I went to during summer holidays back in primary.
@@LunaBeth97 oh my God I hope both of you recover
Ok that octopus writing to children thing might’ve been the cutest thing I have ever seen
Regarding parents not remembering how they traumatize their kids: I still remember one time when I was like 6. I suffered severe constipation at that age, and since my pain tolerance was low back then and I wasn't particularly smart, since it'd hurt to go I'd usually just hold it any time I could and couldn't comprehend that made the issue worse. So one time my family's at this animal museum thing that has a gift shop, and I really wanted a small plushie of a puma. My mom tells me she'll get it for me if I use the public museum restroom... Successfully, yknow, clear out the constipation for the first time in ages
I wanted that plushie so damn badly that I managed to do it. I still remember it being severely painful, I remember biting back screams and scratching myself to distract from it. Honestly I don't remember if there was blood but it wouldn't have been surprising in hindsight. But I did what I was told despite it all.
We go back to the gift shop and my mom changes her mind. She says the puma was too expensive (we were upper middle class at the time and she saw the price beforehand) and gets me a squirrel instead. She likes squirrels. I don't particularly like squirrels. I cried so hard and my constipation issues even got worse after that for a while because all I remembered was the traumatic pain both physically and the emotions of the betrayal.
My mom doesn't remember this and yep accused me of gaslighting when i brought it up, but it's the foundation of my trust issues.
to tell your child you'll get them something and to not do it on your own accord is so so awful
especially after making you go through all that pain, holyy
holy. fucking. hell.
i've had some horrible constipation in my time but never like that.
and to have your own mother to lure you into it just to snatch a reward and swap it with something else
im so, so sorry that you have had to live with her
11:38 this- hits way to close to home…. My mom is bipolar. As a punishment, she once took this set of penguin plushies I had, and drowned them in the sink and cut them open. I remember this vividly. But she claims it never happened and that it “must’ve been a dream”. I then ask her what she did to cause the dream.
Dude that's some psycho shit
Yep.. living with a bipolar parent is no joke. They think up some crazy things to keep you under their control. Especially if they don't want you to stop living with them as an adult because they're dependent on you being there to take care of them.
oof my guy, my favorite video game disk got smashed to shreds because my stepdad lost his, and it was RIGHT ON HIS DESK
Reality:
Your mom: "You being too much on that damn computer caused that dream"
I think part of it is parents don't want to think they were that bad. So even when they do remember shit they did, they downplay it.
Sorry if this gets into "didn't ask" territory, but I'm using it as an example. As an adult I'm being treated for 2 auto-immune conditions, and despite me having the worst stomach problems imaginable as a child, my parents told me it was just "bad ibs" and never took me to a doctor to get it checked out. I'm suffering the consequences of it not being treated early. But they have the whole 'we didn't know' in defense, as if that rids the timeline of the neglect I suffered.
i like that you tackle subjects like bullying or abuse with no hesitation. It's nice to find out that certain things my caretakers did were not uncommon and not okay.
Man that parenting rant hit so hard.
Mom, even if *you* don’t remember that doesn’t change the fact that you pulled what is essentially a combination of a knife and an axe on me when I was in first grade because I didn’t want to go to my tutor who would flick my knuckles with a pen for the smallest spelling mistakes I’d make. You knew it, you didn’t tell anyone in the family why I hated him. You made everyone believe I was dramatic because I’d run away and hide rather than wanting to go.
I genuinely believe you would’ve killed me if the rest of the family didn’t physically restrain you that day.
WHAT THE FUCK
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK
Is everything ok?
@@EmyN ah, it’s been years since that incident was back in kindergarten. I’m alright, thank you for asking.
that small patch of time when robin opened up so much, just really hit hard.
Fun fact: in the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Paarthurnax, this giant dragon that has the most menacing, badass voice in the entire game, is voiced by Charles Martinet.
Thank you for the fun fact! I did not know this.
Learned this recently as well ^^
Super Mario?! Oh my god!!! Someone needs to make a mod where you can grab Paarthurnax by the tail and swing him around and the player character says "So long gay dragon"
@@jelly_4_brainz OH MY GOD YES
PAARTHURNAX!
That bully part is very true. My senior year i had a girl threaten to kill me and nothing was done. Freshman year my ex SA on school grounds and stalked me around school. Police and school didn't care. That was worse than the girl who threatened me. Imagine being bullied by someone you still loved and who treated you like crap for 5 years.
Bullying and abuse most often come from the people closest to you and it's awful. I'm sorry that happened to you and hope you're in a better place now 💛
The police didn't care?
@Eric Golightly yep. They thought i was a lying troublemaker because i was in the alternative school instead of the regular school with everyone else. People always assumed it was just for bad kids but it was because of my learning disability and that there were therapists i could see there that weren't available to 'regular' students
Sorry to hear about your “friends” Robin. You don’t deserve that, and they didn’t deserve you in their life. They say that the best revenge is a life well lived, I hope you can make the most of it. Take these experiences with you, never let anyone pull garbage like that again. You are an amazing human being. Please don’t forget that no matter what people say mate. Much love to anyone that’s dealing with bullies. Whatever it is, one internet stranger has your back.
I want a nemesis duo comedy about how they literally can’t escape from one another until one defeats the other. Like, they have no beef until they both realize they constantly get thrust into situations where they’re on opposing sides, even in the most mundane places, and they grow to passionately hate each other.
*Love?
The bullying thing hits me HARD. All my life through third grade to graduation, I was psychologically tormented by almost everyone in my grade, and my only friends were the kids in the special needs classes I had to take because I snapped in fourth grade and started retaliating at my bullies in... Not so healthy ways. I'd scream at people, I'd throw empty Pringle cans, I'd threaten s*****e, I was just... Mentally messed up. It actually slowed down by a lot when I hit highschool, and the only people who bugged me were these weirdos in a grade below me who were actually really nice when they weren't around this specific moron.
Thank God my parents and siblings are as understanding as they are or I'd be in a REALLY bad place rn. And thank God there were teachers who actually gave a crap.
A couple of weeks ago, I cut myself off from my group of friends (except for one of them) and realized just how shitty they are from an outside point of view. It's sad how bullies are never shown on screen in the same way they are in reality, since your closest friends often end up actually being your worst enemies, especially if you try to start fixing yourself, while they become worse.
I’m surprised at how many people are bullied. Personally, I’ve never been bullied, and neither has anyone at my school; at least, not that I know of. I always found it strange, to be honest, how suspiciously nice my school is. At its worst, it would be occasional teasing or mildly (probably unintentionally) uncomfortable comments. Never any actual bullying.
@@queenoforeos3057 lucky. Two people at my school offed themselves and two others recently tried to, and those poor kids were my youngest brother's friends.
@@queenoforeos3057 I hope you never get bullied. Its a traumatic and terrifying experience, and hopefully you would never go down this road.
@@queenoforeos3057 With regards to the post that appeared in the video, you might be wrong there.
The fact that it's not perceived as bullying is part of the experience. It took me until almost graduation to realise what kind of "friend" this guy had been. And I'm certain other people in his vicinity had similar experiences, though I can't speak for them.
Another thing I just wanted to put here: Some time last year I mentioned to my mother that I remembered being bullied in fifth grade. She proceeded to tell me I was not, and well...
1. you weren't there
2. even if the emotional scars have faded, I gave somebody a physical one, you shouls remember at least that
3. who are you trying to gaslight here?
That was also the point where I knew I would not mourn the loss of contact to my parents.
Fun fact: The recording of silence in movies is called a "Room tone" and for some productions is made with only the characters and the sound engineer in the room. Because silence doesn't bounce around the room the same when it's full of technicians
2:40 it’s even funnier because he’s standing on a sand bar so it’s not really land, and there are multiple buckets so he must have moved from one to the next.
I have never seen any Pirates of the Caribbean movies but I like to think that the octopus guy suggested the buckets himself
AND HONESTLY WHO'S GONNA SAY "NO" TO HIM
11:50 I remember the time I was accused of stealing from my grandparents and my own parents somehow convinced my siblings who were barely out of infancy to stay away from me, and I had to actually steal from my father just to placate all parties involved. Best part, in an argument with my parents a few years ago on why I was acting out, and I brought up this very incident, they gaslit me into thinking I made the whole thing up for attention.
It's stuff like this that make me even consider being celibate for as long as possible, in fear of pulling this same nonsense on my own future kids/family.
My dad stole all of my mom's medication once and tried to say I did it. She knew he was a lying sack of crap.
The absolute best part about bulling is that the teachers (99% of the time) can't do anything about it. The bully(s) often don't even do anything wrong enough to raise an eyebrow. They don't do any one single thing to warrant a serious intervention. The absolute worst is when they toy with your feelings towards them by floating the line between a "friend" and a person you loath. You tell them things when they seem genuine that they turn around and use against you when you have a disagreement that drives them away. This not only makes you feel bad for driving a "friend" away but then you feel bad because now they spread a twisted truth based off of their recent findings. It makes it worse once more when you have a limited amount of friends and they act as a gateway to a larger group of people who are seen as "cool" and you want to befriend only for the same thing to happen again with their friends as you become close only to lose them and the cycle continues. The absolute worst part is is that sometimes they don't even know they are dicks. They see you as a weird kid who is impersonable (I'm making it a word) and desperate and they see that spreading these exaggerated truths, cultured from their view of you and the conversation you've made with them, is saving their friends from falling to the same fate that you did of becoming a ostracized outsider. I haven't even gotten to the best part yet. This all leads to you not learning how to socialize with people, especially if it occurs in middle school or thereabouts, leading to the rest of your school life being harder than it needs to be as you go into an increasingly social world with the social skills of a dead mule. Overall, not a fun experience 0/10, would not recommend.
Hello, team Emkay.
I am a wedge of cheese.
I saw Jack the snack that smiles back eating my brother.
★☆☆☆☆, narrator ate my brother alive.
We all mourn for your brother, wedhe of cheese
r.i.p brother of wedhe of cheese
10/10 rating much cheese.
R.I.P. Wedhe of Cheese
we have the same name
On the topic of school bullying: when I was in school, we were taught if someone is trying to bully you just try to ignore them. And so I did for the entirety of school. But instead of them going away because I didn't even give them so much as a glance they did the opposite. They made fun of me for not responding to them. So many wasted opportunities for snarky comebacks.
I hate that advice deeply. Always hated it. It's bullshit, it simply doesn't work. Yet it was ALWAYS the go to advice by everyone, even therapists. WTF. No. Only thing which really helps is to scare them off by getting overly aggressive, if you have the muscles (or psychopathic ideas). Sounds bad. And it is. But most bullies only understand direct consequences to their actions, hurting them physically or making their life miserable with something as well. And even if that doesn't help with one, at least it makes you feel way better about it. I still regret not having done more serious harm to some of them, 20 to 30 years later, the rage still lingers unresolved.
11:52 my aunt once made split-pea soup. She put in five cloves of garlic, tasted it, decided that wasn't enough, and then added five *_whole bulbs of garlic._*
Neither I or my two cousins could eat it-the youngest tried, and ended up sobbing over the toilet, regurgitating everything he'd eaten that day because the amount of garlic was too damn much.
Why did he continue trying to eat? Because auntie has the wonderful idea of saying "you're not eating?! YoU mUsT HATE ME tHeN!!!" to a group of two prepubescents and a preteen (I was 12, they were 8 and 7).
It took us an hour to get her to actually _taste her own food_ and she immediately spat it back out, and got rid of the entire pot.
I have gone out of my way to keep mentioning the Split-Pea Soup Incident whenever she tries to use the "you must hate me" line to guilt trip us. I'm 28 and it still immediately shuts her up.
Why did she even have that much garlic at home? Does she have a garden?
Could she not smell the aura radiating off her brew, an omen warning of misery should one taste it?
14:01
Robin. I felt that "oh for god's sake" on many levels, brother.
so many levels...
I think he’s technically allowed to walk on his peg leg, as it too is wood, which would explain the large gap between buckets
Couldn't he just get a pair of clunky shoes made of wood then? Yeah, not totally convenient and stuff, but it'd be great in comparison to, ya know, not being able to set food on land.
Wouldn't shoes made of anything count?
I mean maybe? The writers themselves probably didn’t think that much about it.
the wood of the bucket isn't what matters - the curse states he cannot be on DRY land. there's another tumblr post somewhere that has a few users debating the circumstances of that scene, and a few important things get noted and theorized. for example, him standing in water reflects how his heart was in the dirt - the dirt isn't exactly "land", so his hear is capable of being there. also, people theorized this wouldn't be enough to let him go anywhere, like sitting in a wheelbarrow full of water to go over the land, that wouldn't work. the strip of sand they parley on is a sandbar, a temporary landmass made up of san deposited in one place by ocean currents. it's not "dry" land, and he's not "on" land, so those parts together create a work round for the curse.
11:45 God, I could go on about this. In 6th grade, I was choosing electives for the next year. I chose as my VERY LAST option, study hall (which at my school is a quiet period to do homework), and my mom freaked out about it and tried to get me to change it. The day I turned it in, I got in the car after school and my mom was screaming about how I “shouldn’t have this much freedom” and the fact that I don’t want to be stressed is “not an excuse to be lazy.” She said “I hope that if you get into study hall next year you’re FUCKING BORED.” Stuff like that had happened before, and my little 12 year old mind was…numb. Usually, I’d be silently, or loudly, crying. But this time, I just sat and looked out the car window. I said nothing the whole time. Next day comes along, mom apologized the night before. I’m ignoring her because I’m hurt and don’t want to speak to her. Right before I leave the car to go into school she yells at me for ignoring her. And she wonders why. After college, I don’t know if I’ll speak to her.
I'm sorry for you, I got a Sliver of Hope from the apology but NOPE
6:17
Wow, everyone forgets the Acadian French portion of Louisiana. Glad someone actually included it. I'm Acadian, both my parents are actually Cajun, and it's both weird and heartwarming to be remembered.
hi-five from the acadian part of canada!
The snail in our ear has proven its existence by putting itself in every video for the past 3 weeks
maybe its hiding itself better by deliberately exposing itself in a funny way to make us think something like a snail in our ear controlling our every thought and action is silly and almost certainly impossible. some of us are just thinking "hehe haha, ear snail funny" but then are others that are like "hm, yes, the ear snail has a point. the other humans dont respect their ear snails enough." and boom. a civil war is started over night. the ear snails are pitting us against one another to eliminate us as the dominant species.
of course all of this is just sarcasm for comedic effect... OR IS IT? THE CHANCES YOUR EAR SNAIL IS OUT TO GET YOU ARE SLIM, BUT NEVER ZERO.
9:15 as the one being bullied, I cannot agree more. I got bullied so badly in 8th grade (I’m in my junior year of high school) that I had to pull out of school for half the year. It had been building up since third grade.
10:30 The only way most bullies dared to pester me through most of high school was saying "hi" to me and playing it off as being nice. They knew full well I was an introvert and hated it, but it was really hard to get any teachers to do anything about it.
2:25 deep down, Davy Jones was homesick and MISSED being on land. You bet he agreed to stand in a bucket. To spend a few moments away from the hell that was his life and bask in the sun and warm breeze.
That guide to talking to boys is waaaay too accurate
Oh, man, you got the abridged version of the Davey Jones post. There's PAGES of discussion about the rules-lawyering involved in having him stand in a bucket.
11:40 I feel this deep within my soul.
I always loved singing, and I may not be good at it but the good part about singing is not being good at it, it's vibing and feeling the moment.
But once I was singing, I may have been around 12, my sister was around 9, and she told me to shut up, and my mom said "well I'm singing too, then are you telling ME to shut up?" And my sister said "no but I hate hearing his voice"
And when I tell you I never sang aloud near someone again...
I will be silently listening to music on my earbuds, not even humming, hating even to others to listen to the music I'm listening.
But when I'm alone? I put the volume up on the tv and sing, but even then, I put the volume up so that I can't hear myself because now I too hate my voice.
All this because my sister was upset because of some minor inconvenience and dumped it on me.
Kinda hot take: Peach isn't actually getting kidnapped anymore. When she's "kidnapped" she's really voluntarily going with Bowser, then Mario "saves" her, then they all chill together, head home; repeat when she's next "kidnapped".
Mario gets fame, and he's the Toads' hero
Peach gets a break from politics
Bowser gets his wife and Junior gets his Mama.
Luigi, when he's involved in the rescue, also gets his fame and whatnot. Half the time though he's cleaning his mansion of ghosts again.
There's also the "I don't remember what you did and neither do you, but I remember how it made me feel"
My father would do stuff that screwed me over all the time, and i'm guessing he probably thought either I would forgive him or I would forget about it.
The stuff i don't remember I still remember how he made me feel, and I haven't forgotten or forgiven, I want nothing to do with him, I don't want to see him, hear him, be in the same room as him, or hear about him, I just hate him.
Fun fact. That pirates of the caribbean post at 1:52 has more posts following it. And it's a bunch of people working out the loopholes in the curse and the multiple layers that it took to be on that "land" and not trigger the curse.
3:43 considering I've had that same book since 2001, in todays language it would be "a bad bitch's guide to simps".
2:41 theres actually two loopholes - not only is he in a series of buckets (they trail behind him), but they are on a sandbar, which is a temporary strip of land that appears at low tide, off the shore of beaches.
Avoiding the very obvious dramatic cue, 12:38 made me feel a whole different kind of fear: Seeing that car driving down the road anywhere near me with those huge, Wacky-Races-Esque overfilled tires.
‘Worn fuel’ is an accurate and tragic description of the way my aggressor made me feel.
14:25
The post is talking about wanting to be a chemically deadly (poisonous or venomous) animal, OP is saying I want to [insert common traits among chemically deadly animals]
Ok, I wouldn't exactly say than that segment on bullying hit close to home, it would be more accurate to say that it made a crater in the middle of my living room. It reached 17 years back into my memory, grabbed old semi-forgotten traumas from deep into my soul, and brought them in front of my face so that I had no other option but to acknowledge them. Ouch!
10:20
Back in Primary and Middle school I would get bullied almost every day.
Some examples of what they did was:
- Steal my possessions
- Have all the people in my class laugh at me all at once when the teacher wasn't there
- Faking being my friend to mess with me
- Put my shoes in the toilet
- Make gay jokes to insult me (I am Gay/Bi)
- Find a TH-cam channel I used to post to, and make me regret the content I uploaded, and make me never forget it.
- Giving me death threats.
There was likely a lot more that I don't remember...
It isn't just some messing around as shown in movies, it was psychological torture over 10 years of my life.
I now have trust issues.
I have not gone through severe bullying, so this rage is undeserved,
but if it weren't for the fact that I am not god himself, I would've simply thrown earth at mach speed into the sun.
Can't get upset at the cruelty of humanity if everyone's dead.
I only just realized somewhat recently that as a kid I was in fact being bullied. Hollywood movies overdramatize bullying so much, that I thought it was NORMAL to be shut down, to be talked over when I tried to speak in a group, to be anxious and afraid of partner projects because I thought everyone hated me. Those movies, and the anti-bullying videos shown in school, with kids getting shoved against walls, having things thrown at them, being insulted everyday, were the reason that I didn’t recognize what was happening sooner, the reason I never told anyone about it. They are the reason that I had such severe social anxiety as a kid, and still do (but I at least know how to cope and calm myself now).
12:50
Those are not tires, those are BOMBS
Also his voice after he realizes what he's reading
It probably would still say "I wish they would teach us more about vikings" because so much of their mythology is based on things that may or may not have had anything to do with their actual culture.
6:42 accurate AF and this is why i love telling people that I have to go north to be in The South. cracks me up every time!
10:00 about the bullying part.
There IS a piece of teen media that portrays this.
It's called Worm. It's a very dark superhero setting, and this kind of soul-destroying bullying is a massive plot point.
It also has a massive fandom, so if the occasionally-iffy writing is a problem, there is more fanfic than you could possibly ever read.
Have fun.
9:15 I've never had this put into plain words before, it feels like a blow to the chest. Especially the comment about cutting your long hair short and suddenly being seen as disgusting and unworthy of kindness. Kids are cruel, they can read what you're uncomfortable with and use it against you. Even worse, they get smarter every generation, because when bullies grow up, not all of them stop being bullies, and that behavior gets taught to their kids.
11:13 that hits home, I still remember when my parents try so hard to make me eat soup they wouldn't let me eat anything other than the soup made in the morning for 3 days the same soup, I didn't eat for 3 days and now I hate soup with every fiber of my body
CPS?
8:50 I literally discovered this once in high school. We had a video project due and I missed a line. When I put it in it was way off because I was in two locations so I took “silence” from the original audio and threw that in the background. Worked perfectly.
"She's called Hard Mommy because she's a-" *wheezing*
That got me good, bless your sweet heart😂
11:13 that sh*ts too true tho. I remember this one time I did something that angered my dad on the way home from the grocery store and I remember him in the kitchen stomping on a bag of chips he had bought for me as a result. I doubt he remembers it, but I do and this was like 17 years ago
14:50 Also, he is British, he used such a good American accent for American Psycho, that when he began using his normal accent off set close to the end of filming the people he worked with though it was just an accent he was learning for another movie...
I came here to laugh my shit out for just once in this week, BUT INSTEAD, I got introduced to some memories that shouldn't even be remembered but here I am
Still love the content. 👍
12:04 that was legit how I got diagnosed with dysgraphia because it turns out most people don’t feel like someone hit their hand with a hammer when they write for a while
9:55 Literally had a dude at my school tell me "look you're a cool guy but if I made friends with you it'd ruin my social status here so please stop talking with me" TO MY FACE
Kids are f*cking wild lmao
I'm just trying to figure out how I literally never encountered any of this BS in high school. Guess I associated with a good crowd? Theatre kids were tight.
As always, I'm so grateful to my parents. I had friends with bad ones, and I constantly made sure that my home was their home. My parents had a vast ocean of love between them, and I was happy to share with my friends.
I feel very called out by the "it's goin'/hangin' in there" one
12:36 I looked up the tire pressure that would put a car's tires in danger of exploding, and it's somewhere around 52-55 psi. They tell you to like duck and cover if your tire is about to explode as well. Fun fact, 94 psi is about 64 m deep in the ocean.
11:50 my mom told me she regretted not getting an abortion and still says i made it up
If it's of any consolation I can guarantee, as fricked up as that is, a) you are not the only person who's been told that, and b) ymmv, but generally every time you do something good or thrive or are happy or successful or are just here on this mortal coil is like a big f. u. to them and if nothing else, that hopefully provides some peace. Family isn't only blood, and no one who is treated that way is obligated to consider the person saying that to be family (you may decide to at some point, but that is wholly your choice to do so).
@@bellablue5285 Yeah i hve found that since we went no contct my life has been so much more free
Waters taste is completely dependent on the temperature
True.
That's gay facts
I know it shouldn’t but it so does
If it’s in the summer,it tastes horrible but if it is in the winter, it’s the most five-star cuisine I’ve ever tasted
@scarfneck how the fuck did you just describe it
Ash and Jesse and James' 30 year relationship: Their kids favorite babysitter is Ash's mom ( they had their kid a bit late in their relationship) and they love playing with Ash's boxed pokemon. Jesse and James will also try to steal Pikachu for "Old times sake" (Pikachu thinks its fun, Ash not so much)
Edit: The bullying thing hit hard, I was taken out of school in second grade, but i was still bullied a lot. My mom said to ignore them, my grandparents just said "ThEy JuSt MeSs WiTh YoU cAuSe ThEy LiKe YoU"... So yea, that was fun
Holy crap that "letter from the octopus" is not only hilarious 😂 all across the board, but also wonderfully, and in my opinion, accurately written!!! Literally, just perfect!! ❤😂
7:44 Water does taste for me, but it's just that my brain can't handle the fact that I'm putting liquid in my mouth so it just patches this bitter-like taste onto it, and so I don't drink water that much. In fact, I've been drinking sweetened tea for so long, I'm pretty sure my body taught itself how to extract the sugar and tea leaves from the sweet tea to get to the water.
Interesting
Tea Demoman, also water has a slightly sweet taste from where I come from, not much but it tastes really good
Water tastes different depending on the minerals in it, and some mineral water can taste pretty nasty, so maybe the water you drink really is bitter.
@@feuerling Adding to this, I grew up in a city where the water was treated heavily with chemical and I literally couldn't stomach it. Moved to the country and even tried rain water, can't stop drinking it, it feels so good.
Bullying thing: the principal's daughter at my super small school, she'd create games for all us girls, we'd all be sisters or friends in an apartment or something. My characters' 'jobs' were always ones where I had to sit by myself to play pretend... She once got into an obsession with the book Little Woman..... Guess which character I was given--. The teachers all just told me to stop trying to control the game.
4:26 Kirby and dedede's rivalry:
"Oh no the entire universe is going to explode! It must be king dedede!" While dedede is just kissing the waddle dees good night
THEN HE GETS POSSESED BY MEGA-GOD
Yeah only replace "mega god" with "unfathomable eldritch being of ancient power"
@@monke7919 pretty much the same thing
7:36 The "calling in gay to work" reminds me of how we finally got rid of the "Wondering womb theory" in America. For any one who doesn't know the Wondering Womb is a concept developed in ancient Roman that was still around and being enshrined in law in the US as late as the 18 hundreds. It states (shortened summery) that a women's womb wonders about the body and can cause injury or death if it is startled. This was used as an excuse to suppress women and keep them from any activities besides cooking and cleaning.
The doctors who finally disproved it to the medical community all worked for the insurance companies that covered the railways because women started suing them saying traveling by train had "displaced their womb" and made them ill. Suddenly backing misogynist nonsense was going to cost them a large sum of money and they turned that around really quickly.
When someone asks me how it's going and I answer "It's going" that usually means I don't feel like having a conversation with you at that moment so I give an answer that doesn't leave an opening for a response
My therapist gave me such a whiplash when he was the first person to ever acknowledge the bullying I went through in hs as "super cruel emotional torture" after 15 years of everyone telling me "well they're not beating you or anything".
10:50 for all those dealing with bullying. Here is a little fun fact from a guy who has been, and has bullied others. Silence
Don't look at them, don't talk to them, don't react. Bullys will harass you for their own entertainment so if you prove that you aren't fun than they leave
That's true actually. I had bullies come over to mess with me, and I would just stare into space and pretend they didn't exist. Took a lot of wind out of their sails. 😂
And then all people forget and dont care about you and suddenly its way worse
@@alguem292 talk to the people who you want to talk to! That's how friendships are made
@@cornerIV better to talk to people who want to talk to you
What about those who keep doing it even when you do or do it day after day?
Hey I'm from Spokane WA too!!! Small world. I moved west central Minnesota but it's still nice to hear my home town mentioned on a TH-cam video!
Came for the memes, stayed for the emotional damage
I've seen the Hard Mommy image before, but not the extra blurb to go along with it and
The lore building to that punchline has me cackling
As did Davy Jones's bucket trail
3:44 Peppino and Pizzaface's rivalry: DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S UNDER THIRTY MINUTES, THESE FISTS ARE BEING DELIVERED FOR FREE.
I'd say The Noise is the one who's more of a rival to Peppino
The problem with octopus literacy is that their lifespans are actually very short. Very rarely do they survive past 5 years.
3:31 true, that would work, I've I always say I would actually pay attention in history if they talked more about Vikings instead of WWII, I live in Denmark, it would make sense to talk about Vikings
Davy Jones explicitly can't touch land. However, he can stand on solid things, like ships. And he can touch water. If someone took wood from a ship, made a bucket, and put sea water in it, it doesn't technically violate any of the conditions: he's not on land, he's on a very small ship, on land. Huge difference.
Also, he would not have needed to jump from bucket to bucket. In Dead Man's Chest, he literally teleports from the Dutchman to the ship Jack and Co. were on. So the trail of buckets on the shore is actually kinda redundant. You only need one.
06:10
If _Pokémon_ ever gets more regions based on different parts of the US, they should follow this map.
The bullying thing is so real. I never got into physical altercations because I'm weak as piss and knew not to start shit, but there was so much quiet harassment. And loud harassment. People found a photo online of me wearing cat ears and started barking and meowing at me constantly, to the point where I still have a negative reaction to crude imitations of household animal noises. Whenever I think of it, I hear it clear as day. And regularly, I had younger students coming into senior-only areas to ask me inane questions to waste my time (at least that harassment was stopped when I started photographing them whenever they did it and sending the videos to the office staff lmao). I had kids throw things at me from the balcony (where they weren't meant to be). Once, I had a girl start mockingly mimicking every little action I did from halfway across the library and laughing with her friends about it, then she blew up at me when I shot her a disapproving glance and started verbally abusing me to the point I had an actual full-on mental breakdown.
Kids are horrifying.
13:12 MY ART TEACHER WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO DESIGNED THE WEOPONS LIKE THIS ONE FOR THE MOVIE :D
caps but i cant be bothered rewriting
I once talked to my mom about being bullied in school and she said that if people did that to me then I must have done something.
My mom doesn't remember ever having said that. But I do.
It was what made me stop talking to my mom about being bullied and she was shocked to learn later from adult me that I have been bullied all through my school life, so much so that I quit school with a lower degree than I could have gotten only to get out of there.
Please be careful about what you say to the children in your life (not only to your own).
I've forgotten almost all of what my bullies ever said and did but not what my mom said (and she wasn't trying to be mean - she thought it would be helpful. It was not. People bully others for no reason, especially children, and being made to feel like it's your fault when you already feel inadequate is very hurtful.).
I mean it is technically not wrong but definitely insensitive to say at all, especially since it usually comes down to you doing something that you don't really have much or any control over. I say this because first someone has to notice you and your mannerisms or something about you to bully you about it and so I see bullying as something initiated by someone actively or passively looking for someone else that they can harass and get away with. I don't think this makes the person being bullied responsible though because ideally we wouldn't have the person that looks to harass someone.
My go-to response on a really crappy day when someone asks me how I'm doing or how's it going is 'I'd like to take the 5th on that.'
It's polite, but tells them nothing, yet still hammers home _I really don't wanna talk about it._ Sometimes taking the 5th is the only polite way to answer that question.
~Crap I Learned Working Retail
My response is "Same old" or slightly more formal "Same as usual" because really, no matter how good or bad it's going, it's just the same old at this point.
This might be off topic but the ad before this video got me hungry for cake pops. It was satisfying to watch.
12:09 Oof, meee... I only recently counted myself as disabled and I still hesitate to call myself that. Despite the fact that I have 2 auto-immune conditions, one of which being my arthritis which makes me have to walk with a cane everywhere and I barely go out because of it >.> We tend to think we're the exception because we're not the extreme. And despite some of us being aware of that, we still do it :T
"that last one resonates"
ROBIN??
OUGH that bullying section made me unlock some HELLA repressed memories from middle school. it felt like i was the butt of every single joke, but they always did it in such a way that i couldn't PROVE anything, you know? or if i went to a teacher and explained, id sound like an absolute lunatic. because who would take you seriously if you went to a teacher and told them about how you're pretty sure that there's a conspiracy run by one specific seventh grader to make you into a social pariah because she [checks notes] asked why you were dating that guy in a disbelieving tone
i only got into two physical altercations, fun little "perk" (sarcasm) of being a victim of female bullying, but i would RATHER have gotten grapes thrown at the back of my head for the rest of my time there over what they actually did.
anyway, middle school sucks ass and im so glad my parents let me transfer to online school midway through seventh grade lmao
people that try to justify their negligent actions by starting with "wELL aT lEaSt I diDn't [insert worse thing here]" should not be allowed to raise a child
5:49 perfect style
The reality is you can and should be held accountable for being mind controlled if you can't prevent mind control. Whether or not you actually have free will has no bearing on whether you're dangerous to be around.
4:45 also means that If you scream mentally, they will suffer
10:19 The bullies that hurt me were always pathetic compared to the ones who emotionally hurt me. I do martial arts now so the bullies that will try and physically harm me wouldn’t be able to do anything but the weight the the emotionally powerful bullies put on you is enormous.
12:45 we have natural selection for a reason
7:54 in my advanced video production class we usually just work on the school news program in almost complete silence. Occasionally[ie: once or twice a month] he would stop us for a few minutes to do a lecture and this particular was on “room tones”. They are basically the sounds a silent room makes. The rattle of an ac unit. The hum of floret lights. The stuff that you don’t notice until it’s gone. Every room has its own room tone. It’s why bad dubbing is so obvious. The sound proofing of the recording booth makes it so that no room tones can be heard
9:37
Or orchestrating a lie you end up believing so you keep calling the hot guy’s house like an idiot.
Kirby and Dedede's rivalry after 30 years: best friends, except every week Dedede gets brainwashed and turned evil.