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Actually the kid who sent the 'school is cancelled' email is kind of amazing. Because yeah, he'll probably get punished, but the kids who believe the email and stay home probably won't, they'll just get a lecture about gullibility - and a day off school. So he'll have scored a whole bunch of social credit with all the kids who stayed home and weren't punished for it.
good point
Bro got that maxxed popularity stat
This is commonly referred to as “taking one for the team”.
I had a plan to send an email to the 4,000+ in this one kind of school but I looked up whether or not this would be a good idea, and turns out that I could have payed a fine of over 10 $10,000. . .so I decided not to send it, just make the email bigger
Listening to EmKay arguing with his multiple personality is fun.
the best is when emkay puts on a female voice and acts like sombody else named lexi
New Headcanon: EmKay is just a giant hand with an eye that can make its voice sound like all the different EmKay voice actors. That's some SCP shit right there
@@donxx1206 Yes I'd love to have a girl in my head too sadly we're all just different versions of me :c
@@spankowitzmusic Is it a friendly SCP? Or like that child eating type of shit?
@@SotGravarg it will eat children if threatened
8:20 the worst part was when each student had a minimum number of products they HAD to get sold, so my anxiety and stress levels were through the roof because ain't no one buying that stuff
Literally. Like they would get sixty chocolates, and if you couldn’t sell them all, you had to pay what was left.
3:34 "April Fools!" "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!" energy right here
No matter how cursed or terrible the post is Jack always makes it worse. And I love it
Jack is the best.
The whole mixed up candies in a bowl problem isn't that bad. Skittles are distinctly chubbier and a little less saturated in color compared to the m&m's. The reese's pieces have no logo, and are more disc-like whereas m&m's are almost like little flying saucers.
Just a little guide, this works best if you only eat a few and pick them out.
Hahaha i absolutely adore how you called Skittles chubbier
That made my day and you're totally right
Which almost no one does.
Also if you’re looking the m&ms, they’re the only package with the blue ones! So it’s alright if you like the blue m&ms the best, the OP isn’t actually satan!
@@quabby0 arent they all the same in taste though? (referring to colour not the different candies)
Yeah it's not hart to tell what is what unless you just grab a handful and shove them in your mouth all at once. The only ones that could be mixed up would be the m&ms and reeces pieces and that's only if you don't look close.
12:20 I've always heard that the fear of long words was Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, which is WAY worse than that.
That’s the long version of its name. We just call it sesquipedalophobia for short, just to give them some relief.
It's both, they had to shorten it lmao
I think it actually means stupid, like how homophobia isn't fear of identicality
@@landsquid9509🤓🤓🤓Well, actually hippopoto- and monstro- was likely just added to sesquippedaliophobia for the sake of satire because these prefixes doesn't make any sense to the definition of this word rather than comic while the main part of the word comes from, obviously, φόβος and sesquipedalian (yes, this is the real English word).🤓🤓🤓 Also this phobia isn't recognised as phobia by APA (American Psychological Association), so this word has a high chance to be just a meme! 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
0:58 "The calmer you are the easier it is to 'fnid' the mistake!" well it was found
Fnoud*
What is it?
Yes.. School "fundraisers" are HUGE in America. They give the kids a booklet to bring home full of overpriced popcorn, chocolate, tupperwear, etc. And we were supposed to market it to all of our family and any other adults we could get to buy from it. In return there were "prizes" for the kids who actually sold stuff. There were tiers, in dollar amounts of what each kid sold. I was poor too, I rarely ever sold more than enough to get a pencil case or something equally shitty and also made me feel like I didn't do well enough.
I hated those as a kid! I only got my parents to buy like $10 worth of stuff, so I got those dumb keychain prizes. My neighbors already had kids that also went to my school, so they brought from their kids. And my closest relatives lived two hours away, so they couldn't buy. Then I'd see all the other kids getting better prizes and feel bad because I thought I wasn't as good as the other kids
My mom worked at a helicopter base. She would take the little booklet to work and leave it out on her desk for a week. People would come by for something else, see it, and most of them would order one or two things. Never got one of the big prizes, but I recently came across a pencil case that has the name of the company on it that I apparently won.
Some parents would copy the entire booklet and mail it to every one of their relatives, who would then buy at least a couple of things. Funniest thing about that, is the next birthday of those kids would roll around and those same relatives would gift the items they bought back to the kid who was selling it.
Most of it was really cheesy knockoffs and about the only thing worth buying was the chocolate and the pecan squares.
So true $1.50 for a chocolate bar but a box of 20 was $20.
I knoooooooooow. The only thing I actually tried a bit more on was when Band class was trying to sell oranges. They were pretty decent oranges, and they came by the crate, but most importantly, it wasn't just going to some vague "school fund" or anything, it was going right to the class that mattered to me.
But yeah all the rest of them I thought was utter BS.
my brother's sweepstakes that his school did one time was to sell olive oil, and my school did a fundraiser where they sold mattresses LMFAO
Actually, if you mixed just the M&Ms and the Reese's Pieces, you'd have a decent snack mix. Bonus points if you add tiny pretzel sticks for a bit more saltiness.
that actually sounds pretty good but then suddenly you taste something fruity
@@Random_scug What about Skittles?
I’d remove the skittles tho
@@thomaswhitt145they're replacing the skittles with small pretzel sticks.
Yum 😊
5:11 this feels like one of the tangents that the narrator would go off on in The Stanley Parable
“am i just misremembering?” “no, no i cant”, “we’re these ALWAYS the lyrics?” stanley, i know what you think, stanley, b-but..there’s no way anyone would notice stanley!
11:43 how to terrify an American
I think this subreddit can be summed up in 2 ways: "why are you like this?" and "who hurt you?"
God damn!
he swapped the M & N keys. some might call him a monster, but others will call him a nomster.
underrated
WAIT DO PEOPLE EAT THE THE KEYS!?!?!?!?
Unless they touch type...
@@Nuh._uh. umderrated
@@thundergaming3657 thamk you thumder ganimg
12:48
I love this one because the boss was in on the prank too. xD
7:30 ai generated images be like
3:44 better idea, sprinkle some yellow/green food coloring on it before baking the cookies and leave them out for everyone, since they'll think its some sort of mold
exactly my first thoughts reading that lol
Then eat one and say it's a little salty tasting
@@A__random__nerd woah calm there bud
Ohhh yeah!
change the recipe so that it feels stale
The school sales thing was a thing every year, at every school I went to (in the US). Some schools did a cardboard suitcase filled with candy, and others were this weird catalog that was basically "SkyMall", but orders would take like 3 months to be delivered after we submitted them. Top seller would get a cheap prize (sunglasses, a $50 gift card, whatever) for selling thousands of dollars of junk to all their parents' rich friends. Poor kids usually ended up going door-to-door, and making very few sales because they didn't have the same connections with money to burn.
My high school stopped allowing door-to-door when I was a Junior, because a kid got abducted and was rescued 9 days later with major injuries.
Funny how it was okay to let kids go out by themselves to knock on strangers' doors, to sell stuff, but else if parents want to let their kids out to play alone or go to school on their own suddenly it's not okay because of stranger danger hysteria and parents might get their kids taken away or land in jail.
Times were different back then. My school stopped the sales when it got bad with the sales amount = self worth thing.
8:59 I remember those. They even had a points system where you'd get rewards from getting sales.
10:10 SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT!!! I literally came up with pranl puzzles on Sunday. I said, "What if I bought a puzzle press and took out a few peices or made the puzzle not what it seemed and put it on the tag, but not the box. That would made an extraordinarily evil gift."
14:21 for people who don't know, this fungus is a real thing. it's called cordyceps. it doesn't just infect spiders. it infects all different bugs. and people do fear that it might infect humans some day, and that's the plot to The Last of Us. cordyceps is also used as a medication for people who've had organ transplants to force the body to accept the new organ. otherwise, the body will freak out and basically self destruct. it's also used in some herbal teas. also the second half of that post is fake, if anyone doesn't understand that it's a joke.
As someone with anxiety, thanks for pointingout that it was a joke, I kinda figured but it still made my anxiety go boing boing.
i cant read, can you put it in braille?
Cordyceps are also good in coffee
@@shadowcween7890
You are insanely weird
Fricking a-hole man the guy made me instantly stop laughing at the memes.
9:25 As someone who grew up with social anxiety in the american school system, every school I went to did this but it was more like 10 kids instead of 20. They took us out of class and had us play a bunch of "ice breaker" games to try and get us to socialize with each other. It was always incredibly awkward, incredibly forced, and didn't really help me socialize with other kids.
And for the people that are gonna say "oh it was just that one school" I moved a lot and ended up going to 4 separate school districts growing up and they ALL did this (could have been just my state though).
Same. I went to 3 different elementary schools all in different cities, and it happened in 2/3
They've done this to me too but we were very young.
@@casper5400 I feel like I should note this didn't just happen to me in elementary, this happened to me in middle school and even high school as well.
Wait so they singled you out for being socially anxious? That's like making an announcement to the class that you were the kids to bully
@@taykeir1682we have a case of discrimination
8:38 and they still do stuff like this at schools and most people I know from elementry school was poor.
8:50 YEAH IS THAT NOT NORMAL WTF
skittles make my blood boil. Whenever I see a bag of skittles, I make sure to burn it in a sacrificial fire. No matter how hard i try to cleanse this world of skittles, they are always there. It reminds me of how weak and puny I am. That no matter how much i want to achieve something I’ll never be able to.
EDITOR SPOTTED! PITBULL GO
what did skittles do 😨
Skittles are my favourite candy im a demon on earth
I am now going to appear in your room at 3 - 5 a.m
@@spaceblanketrobin SKITTLES POLICE MOTHAFRICKER
The best thing that happens when you truly aggravate someone past the point of no return: instead of a flat-out outburst it can sometimes turn into this calm, tranquil sort of simmering rage boiling just below the skin. If you aren't looking closely you won't even notice it, but it's most definitely there and you'd do well to stay clear of that person because consequences be damned, *they will find you and they will annihilate you*
Skittles are the best
@@monkeman6389 nah m&ms
@Shrimpy Games nah. The peanut butter in Reece's is nasty. It's not even creamy like peanut butter.
@Shrimpy Games How do they suffer from the same problem? M&Ms don't have that nasty fake peanut butter in them. Never had an issue with stale skittles. They don't change after you open them. Sorry you don't like good candy.
@Shrimpy Games The issue is that it's this crumbly, nasty stuff unlike normal peanut butter. And I have no idea what you mean but "suffers the same problem". That's not really saying what the issue is.
7:20 he actually died multiple times but ended up being brought back to life after those times for better optimus prime acting
6:59 translates to livin' the crazy life
0:56 the M is lowercase, you can see the stem on the side of the m
Edit: Just realized it says fnid lol
Thank you for this comment, I'm dyslexic and I was VERY CONFUSED
Oh, it's worse than that. There were progressive prizes for selling certain numbers of items. Like a key chain (we were 10, why did we need a keychain?) For 1 to 5 items, and a pencil set for 6 to 10 items. So if you're family couldn't afford to buy anything, everyone would know because you wouldn't get a keychain at the end of the sale. They'd make a big deal about handing out those prizes for the most sales, too.
I remember my mom would always get enough stuff from me and my sister for us to at least get the second-tier prize because she knew how much of an asshole elementary school kids could be and she didn’t want us getting bullied. We got picked on for other reasons, but thank you anyways mom.
was this for like just school? or for clubs/specific events? like at my school we only did fundraisers for things for like, raising money for prom decorations/food, or raising money for marching band trips etc..
@@tirralirra6209 it was just for the school. They'd use the money for library or new text books and other teaching supplies. Oh, they also did a pizza party for the class in each grade who made the most sales. So if you didn't sale anything the other kids would blame you for them not winning the pizza party. It was great.
I read "selling" as "stealing" at first
I seem to not understand it. If you get prizes for selling stuff... why does it matter if you are poor? You are selling, not buying?
13:44 as funny as this is, in about a week that room is gonna smell like mold, and your never gonna be able to clean it
8:30. There was something like this at my middle school too. There was this big assembly once a year where people from a chocolate company ( I forgot the name) would entice us to sell their chocolate but there was something added to sweeten the pot. Not only could you sell this overpriced chocolate ($2 per chocolate bar I think) but the school had prizes for the certain amount of chocolate you sold. Literally one prize was a limo ride to someplace! I never did it and never looked back and regretted it.
The morgue prank is almost like the Terror Taxi from Jackass Number Two since it involves someone thinking they're gonna prank someone else, but they're the real victim.
Yeah the thing about the pyramid school 'fundraisers' in American school is pretty wild and pretty common, especially for any art programs as everything else is so horribly underfunded, they typically get the worst of it and have to go through various other means to scrape together money.
The true Satan for the impossible puzzle would be to get multiple puzzles of different sizes and then mix them all together and not tell whoever you're giving it to. Then, if they ask why it's open you just tell them that you already finished it and put it all back in the bag so they could enjoy it, too.
Nah, what you do is steal a couple of pieces, then re-shrink wrap the box. If you don't have the ability to do this yourself (which is likely) go to your nearest Office Depot, Staples, or OfficeMax and offer the person behind the DPS counter 5 bucks to shrink wrap it for you.
"WhAt'S tHe DiFfErEnCe BeTwEeN M&M's, Skittles, and Reeces Pieces?"
"Nothing.......and *that's the PROBLEM!!!"*
This gets me everytime!!! 😂😂😂😂
0:19 You will have a 2 out of 3 chance of dying if you are allergic to nuts
I would eat all of the candy in that bowl in one sitting and be indifferent to the fact that they are all different candies.
Yeah mixing sweet and chocolatey candy really isn't that bad, compared to some of the other stuff it doesn't fit the subreddit.. They could've added smarties and sour skittles to that bowl too I'd still eat them..
Bruh the malicious compliance remix of smooth criminal hits so hard, i love it!
0:49 This is now the only correct way to recite the alphabet.
To the lady setting spike strips in her driveway, i'd make sure to check state laws first as in some states its completely legal and often recommended you can use someones driveway to turn around. Where I lived when I took drivers ed that was even part of the driving course so yeah, check your laws or pay a fat fine and legal costs for damaging someones car and tires
8:14 dude fr sounds like that narrator from There is No Game
Yea
Seriously, skittles, m&m's and reeses pieces together sounds like the ultimate perfectly yummy snack mix
8:10 Jack in this entire bit has made me laugh so loud and so long that I was coughing and my eyes watery. Anyway, my family think I’m vaping now. 😁
4:39 you could probably actually sell that for a lot by calling it a Cybertruck mouse.
17:12 we just say “January 31st”
Uh pronounced thirty first
0:27 Joke's on you - I drink hotdog water.
I relate for the one where they put the spikes on the driveway because we live on a very limited road, I SEE SO MANY PEOPLE PULL IN TO REVERSE!
I'm glad to find someone who shares my obsession with skittles
I like M&Ms better than Skittles
Skittle are one of the worst things to ever exist, and you can’t tell me otherwise
@@ThatOneKat511 eating magma isn't very good for you but it's not the worst since you can eat it once
@@syedrizal9818 I never said Skittles are the worst thing to eat, I just said they are one of the worst things to eat
@@ThatOneKat511 still the best out of those three candies. Reese's are the worst.
Lmao, I did a similar thing to the April Fool’s one. Took my friend’s binder, pretended to take something from it, made sure she saw me, and put it back. She interrogated me about what I took and all I said was “I didn’t *take* anything.” Drove her nuts trying to find out what I did.
I did that a bunch with my brother's gum. He fell for it.
my friend did that kind of shit like a week ago. needless to say i blackmailed him to tell the truth ❤❤
@@agentlesbianHow many people have misread the start of your username so far? Because it's definitely at least one now.
5:15 Me who had just unpaused after reading it by myself:
11:38 that one movie with the talking dog is real!
09:12 if you want the answer to why the priest ended up in hell, ask the choir boys
Oh, oh no
There's Jack and Robin having breakdowns during videos while Lexi is just chill lol
That's because only Lexi can explain the tech support gore and similar, and hearing Robin angry is just funny, poor guy.
@@trishapellis I didn't want to say it, but now you have, yeh, it's pretty hilarious when Robin gets angry lol
My favorite part of the "sesquipedalophobia" one is that it's the SHORT version of the name for the fear of long words. The full name is hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
what kind of monster made that
0:23, watched this while eating ice
might just die
@7:49 What you do, when you complete it, draw marks on each piece that do not connect in any way to the adjacent pieces, and then disassemble it, put it in a zip bag, and hand it off to a friend or person you dislike who likes puzzles. Bonus points if you color it entirely using a consistent color pallet.
8:35 Yeah, basically the reason that's a thing is that public education in the US is chronically and critically underfunded (because universal education is SOciALiSm), so the schools are always scrambling for enough cash to stay afloat.
As someone who is allergic to nuts & treenuts, I see this as a bite-sized rainbow russian roulette more than anything else
8:45
"Safety educating me for the world"
I laughed so hard
8:22 - yes, I remember that sh*t. Oh, I hated it with a passion. I could never sell anything and on years I happen to sell maybe 30-40 items, you get the equivalent of a $10 gift or something. And the kids that went all out and sold a lot of crap got a pizza and ice cream party, oh how I envy them. I hope they are not still doing this crap!
I graduated highschool in 2020. They are most definitely still doing it. It still sucks.
I’m a jr in highschool, they still do this.
“replace clear glue with water!” no. . . replace the WATER with the GLUE. . . or if you want, replace the water with clear sanitizer. . . then watch and learn.
Also when I was younger, I used to put soap in my sisters toothpaste when she would piss me off.
8:57 fund raisers and many types of school sales that are given to the kids for them to sell for cheap prizes is pretty common in the states I feel, at least around where I grew up in New York
11:33 I went here! It is extremely confusing! People who live in Swindon (mostly a working-class town) are used to it, though.
Fun fact: the outer roundabouts go in a clockwise direction, while the inner roundabout goes counterclockwise.
0:01 That is the most evil thing I can even imagine. But if someone is stealing my candy.. 🤔🤔🤔
0:15 Reese's Pieces are the best one there followed by m&m then skittles
1:44 as someone who plays rhythm games, (and with the keybinds zxnm) this instantly stood out lol
8:43 damn i feel this the most
@8:48 Yep. There are prizes (carnival level) and they used to have you go door to door to see if anyone wanted anything (then you had to manage the money, and also had to deliver it when it got to the school.) These days most family members either just buy the over priced just, or they bring the catalogs to their work, and ask if people want anything. So it pretty much just drains parents time, money, and energy. (Schools are ridiculously under funded, so this is one of those fundraising methods. Another one is Bake sales, where kids/their parents bake stuff, and random people come to the school to buy the baked goods. Most schools have a few of these. The worst that I remember, was my HS had a cheerleader car wash, which was just super creepy.)
Trying to desperately not bust out laughing while parents whole tv show
"May the odds be ever in your favor" love the hunger games reference
Thank you Jack for actually reading the full post, he's always such a champ 🏆
Re: the school fundraiser "pyramid scheme" - oh yeah, that's totally a thing in the USA. It was an annual thing, and it really sucked for big families. Usually you would earn points based on the amount you sold, and you'd trade them in for a prize at the end. Obviously the prizes were generally not worth it - but there was always a top tier for selling like a thousand dollars worth of overpriced candy, and then you could get a bike or 90s era electronic device.
Skittles are my fave especially the mix up ones. I put it on ice cream as a topping or mix it with like popcorn or trail mix.
My School Fundraiser Sales are worse than you even saw there. They gave us special stickers to put on our school planner book (so everyone could see how good/bad you were at pushing sales encouraging poor bullying) and gave us fake cash we could use to buy the school supplies our parents couldn't afford from the school bookstore, or we could buy little fuzzy friends to hang from our bags or on pencils (further displaying who the children of wealthy families were) and if you got enough of the cheap ones you could trade them in for more fancy fuzzy buddies. And we had extra School Assemblies where the people will the fanciest collection of buddies did a fashion runway walk to Eye of the Tiger and access to a special pizza party that they got out of classes to attend. NONE OF THAT SHOULD EXIST and they interlaced it all into a horrific MLM, which the school itself barely got anything (about $2500) for all our hard work and puppy dog eye guilt tripping.
Yeah, I had to go through the same fundraiser bullshit in school
I didn't participate, mostly cause I knew it was just a competition to give kids shitty prizes for selling the most, that, and I knew I wouldn't get sales
7:15 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO
the part where he said school and then safe place got me crackin up
Na. That guy 'aint Satan. He's just playin' candy roulette, and I like that.
My dad did something like the morgue prank. His poor coworker was dropping and breaking stuff for the rest of the night.
9:38 That would be my school
Somebody needs to create a microphone-shaped candy bar and call it a Karaoke Bar.
*Laugh track*
Ill sing with it
I was exercising while watching this video the meeeeeeee in the start helped me😂
12:29 that’s not correct ,it’s Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Oh my
I found Satan by learning about r/fiftyfifty
Trauma
That Peter Cullen one was such a problem the subreddit had to make a whole new rule for it's type of humor
0:22 I think I've lost count now with the amount of times in videos Jack has threatened us with a good time now...
I maintain that the greatest r/FoundSatan is the guy who came up with the word "lisp".
6:45 *maybe the real lyrics where the friends we made along the way*
18:15
Alright since I can’t see any, let’s discuss this!
Guess I have to start it huh?
Uhh…..
If this was my girl she’d be packin her things and there would be no way of convincing me to stay. Even if it’s a joke, thawts nowt fuwnny! >:( people get cheated on way to often I see and I ain’t riskin it buddy.
(Ok guys was that a good starter? Is that what people normally would say? Anyway I wanna hear a discussion! Like a serious one!)
0:32 when Jack Had the editor put echoes in the video it was hilarious I laughed So hard I fell out of my chair
14:46 this is what the last of us is based off of
You know, maybe it isn’t Satan we’re finding within these images, but instead just people that don’t care about what they do 😂
He doesn't mean its literally the real satan.
9:00 can confirm my elementary school did this and would actually call out and give rewards to the kids who sold the most and earned the most money.
I live in Swindon. Magic roundabout is actually okay once u get used to it. Whenever I’m in the Aldi next to it, tho, u just hear
*beep beeeeep*
CONSTANTLY.
(The knack is to just… not care abt anyone. Or go around. Either or)
9:32
No, that would just have all the people keep to themselves. Do 19 socially anxious and one extrovert. There you go, Red Text.
Hello, satan
I did try the nut sauce sandwich. Surprisingly good and always a delight to taste it on my tongue when Jack mentions it in a video.
shout out to this weeks donors
12:21 this is a shorter version of the phobia, the longer version is hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
now imagine your doctor has to tell you, you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and also hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
I see you've never made American trailmix before, Skittles + mnms + Reese's pieces = amazing
Oh man I remember the school's christmas mlm catalogue, idk what karen managed to push that shit through but it was the worst idea. Pretty sure my mom stole all the order money too.