How To Be Funny
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ม.ค. 2023
- You will absolutely feel numb to the fact you are so FUNNY when you complete these steps. all joy will mean NOTHING. but at least you'll be FUNNY.
ALSO, the joke at 0:48 is that it was supposed to be one of those annoying fake png images with the grey squares. But when I rendered this video, my editing software processed it as a regular png and removed the squares. so now it's just complete nonsense, hooray!
Thanks to Kassi for providing her voice (HER PAGE IS NOT FOR KIDS): / kassioppiava
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![Low quality memes i stole from discord but the memes get progressively better [V5]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s-YkO0vJYHg/mqdefault.jpg)
FART NOISE DOT WAV (genuinely though this was a privilege to work on man, I even made a yt account just so I could like the video lmfao)
Found you lol
"Yes Daddy"
you _NEVER_ had a youtube account before then?!?
@@alex.g7317
Some peoole just watch without an account, it's only really mandatory if you intend on subscribing or watching agelocked videos, if you just occasionally watch what's in your reccomended or a particular thing you searched for it's possible to use it without an account.
fart noise dot wav !!
The "Most replayed" feature makes the joke about the adult VA WAY funnier, oh my god.
idk about you but i re-watched that part solely for goobus's pure, unadulterated anger towards the VA lmao
@@JodeSoftingOFFICIALSame I only replayed it for his yelling 😂
Lmao
I think most people replayed that because he out the funniest part there
@@blissthewolfsure
can't believe dude's out here giving out these high-quality lessons for free, truly a revolutionary artist and funnyman
Almost as if he is a certified internet funnyman like Alpharad.
He
Said the thing
yes he the chosen one to save youtube
🗿🍷
He is a verified funnyman
*"Yes Daddy"*
*"OH GREAT NOW I'M DEMONITIZED, I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-"*
Considering I've been throwing my friends at my enemies and running away all my life, I... I think I can make this work.
Considering I play Pikmin I think I too can do this
No, you had friends. You have already failed.
@@MrLoowiz Damn, so it's the unfunny life for me henceforth, huh? Sad.
@@whatever-nh8rq Pikmin was the key all along!
500th like :D
I dunno, Doobus looks as healthy as can be
He's in pretty good condition
he looks fine to me
@@bapbeepskull I agree
@ВоIugа 🅥 I must sadly inform you that you, (bot), have been ratioed.
He looks a little green to me
1:44 this part killed me🤣
I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-!!!!!
@@stormblitz979then upload the video and you will get all the monies and everyone will love you as long as you do this everyday THE END
@@cupcakeattack1119 okay, i hope that helped.
@@taimaralenton5472and just for you I was about to upload the latest prompt
@@taimaralenton5472And just for you, I was about to upload the latest prompt from the ancient temple of a thousand years ago…
"Yes daddy 😳"
"OH AND JUST LIKE THAT IM DEMONITIZED, I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-"
this part got me so much I was crying
“-YOU BEAUTIFUL EMPOWERED WOMAN!”
Pro tip: If you get a really FAT pirate crew, it will fill up the kraken faster and you can usually get away with 1 crew member surviving the whole ordeal. This is how some comedy channels can have duos.
This idea is genuinely funny
@@paps3841 I’m glad, I lost Salty Bob in the process of learning it. R.I.P. Salty Bob, we’ll never forget ye.
@@Ledecral how do I make it out with all members of the pirates so I can make a family channel
No you use them to block the 1 million arrows
@@kharitheblueanteater9592 Just get like. 17 pirates.
The amount of pain he goes through for every video is incredible all hail broccoli man
He literally made a video explaining what he is and spoiler he isn’t broccoli
@@e.m.m.i6054 You're right he's a ripe head of lettuce.
Based
@@420roachdoggjr also wrong
Didn’t Doobus make a video specificly to say he is *not* a broccoli?
So, basing off of this video. I counted every current video Doobus has, coming up to about 164 (yes I actually counted)
Assuming the amount of people in step 1 is proportionate to how many people he actually brings on each trip to the temple (which is about 5) This would mean that he has currently killed 820 people.
By all accounts, this makes Doobus a war criminal. Which is actually hilarious.
You didn't have to count them yourself. It is displayed on the home page of the channel. Just in case you ever need to do some off the cuff maths again 😉
It has to be more, one crew mate for each penguin, elephant and tiger, he made it seem like there would be more than one of each, but assuming it is only one of each that is three already, than you have to consider that the crew was halfed, and actually 5 is a pretty good guess, so yeah, I didn't think this through
@@ellocodiablo but wheres the fun in that.
But that’s if every vid only has one joke. You would theoretically need to count every joke in every episode, which I’m guessing is enough to make Doobus the most diabolical content creator
I’d honestly love an animation or mini series seeing our noble Doobus embark on this journey to collect his next big joke for a video
That joke was truly hilarious. The way Girlfriend from Friday Night Funkin' said "Fart noise dot wav" was genius. This is truly one of the jokes of all time. 12/10, would laugh again.
@Jack Wrath I clipped into your mom
This was truly one of jokes of time* you mean?
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the amount of sacrifices pirates he puts in to his videos?!?!
Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make XD
Can you NOT start your comment witb "can we just take a moment to appreciate". There's been FAR TOO MANY.
@@krsynx That’s the joke
@@krsynx honestly, i don't see an issue with using common phrases. What, should we now ban the word "Hi" because it's used way too often? Do you realize that if we start banning the most commonly used phrases one by one in order, we'll eventually run out of phrases and become unable to communicate again and literally return to monke?
@delf Yes. That's exactly the point, we need to return to monke.
1:55 the END!!!!
As a Cambodian, I appreciate the references to the country and the temples. Fun fact, my mother's maiden name is actually Kong 🙃
Fun fact: if you are on mobile, you can just tap to pause the screen at 0:48, and it still shows the fake squares, therefore fulfilling the joke
FUCK! I JUST COMMENTED THAT, YOU’VE GOTTA BE FOOKEN KIDDING!!!!
i don't get it
who taught you how to english properly?
Very confused at what this means
@@oefest5252 I really don't get it
@@takenshota546there’s squares in the background of the image (normally if you want an invisible background of whatever image you got from the internet) if you pause on mobile and Doobus hints at the joke in red writing
0:45 "That is but a taste of our fury! Do you yield?"
haha.. i do not.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
No
Lol
1:24 as a Catholic this is funny as hell😂😂
On the TH-cam app, if you pause at the temple at 0:49 and tap on the screen to bring up the play button, you can actually see the transparent png squares that goobus refers to in the description.
A. This was hilarious
B. Sort Doob's vids by popularity and become deeply depressed. Seriously, some of his BEST content is buried by his still good but way less amazing videos. Like, they're all good, but seeing Brent and Sophie under FNF stuff *hurts* with just how good original Doobus material is.
President winnie the pooh is top tier imo and beats even Sophie and brent
Almost all of the FNF videos are on the top
Sadly the FNF fandom is made from an army of toxic toddlers who will watch anything relating to it on loop and autoplay while ignoring anything else. (And that's the least of their issues, don't even get me started on them invading and attempting to claim other fandoms as their property such as Madness).
Sadly quality isn't at all relevant to success, not in general and especially not to TH-cam, in TH-cam whatever hits all the right tags and trends and is mass pumped out is what's successful.
@@_-Lx-_ I fucking hate the fnf fandom, I really hate how most of them literally don’t know what madness really is
Most of Doobus’ existence is just him dead inside and needing a hug.
1:10 just timestamping this for my own personal use.
1:11
Ayo?
can we appreciate doobus goobus bc hes sacrificed alot. also kassi for agreeing to say a single line.
1:44 doobus get demonitized
1:47
I love how getting home and making the animation are the easiest parts, whereas getting the joke itself is the most difficult part
Killing the friends you gained along the way by throwing them at your enemies you gained along the way is the hardest part.
So that's why my jokes have been half-baked. I've been going to Turkey
The fact that I laughed at the ancient prompt of a thousand years ago is proof enough for me that Goobus must make this sacrifice constantly
2:15 *the death of comedy* ”I’ve killed art”
I like how you had to mention that the Sonic theme & "Adult" VA's go together well 😂
Someone please explain for my naive brain
@@ManiacX1999 they're VA's that do things for "adult" cartoons and such
@@ManiacX1999 adult animation means animations about people doing the unholy nasty
And the fact he’s willing to kill said VAs if they don’t comply.
Uh! Uuh! If you know the reference!
Jesus i christ. I was eating an orange while watching this, completely unsuspecting. When the penguin selling the guns popped up i fucking lost it and now my entire desk is covered in half chewed orange.
Great tutorial! perfect 4/7! Marvelous!
I've realized that one of the reasons I greatly enjoy your videos is how your humour is refreshingly not preachy. You don't try to peddle any kind of moral views and just focus on being genuinely entertaining. And you don't fall on the same old tired tropes that all animated parodies have exhausted since the creation of the internet. Everytime you upload is really exciting and I can't say that for many other people on here.
Agreed, more content creators should learn from this
1:48 The fact he has to stand on a red box to be able to put the comically large scissors around the woman's neck is funny to me for some reason
And somehow he thought the VA WOULDN'T demonitize the video with "Yes Daddy"
It took me a moment to realize that "adult" in air quotes implied that the VA voiced NSFW content and not that she was actually underage and because I'm dumb I got really concerned that Goob accidentally hired a 17-year-old once or something
Why not both? :troll:
"You are going to voice this cartoon. Yes?"
"Yes, daddy."
"AND JUST LIKE THAT I'M DEMONITIZED!"
The fact that this is the most replayed part, well... it's well deserved.
0:48 If you tap on it on mobile or move your mouse on computer you *CAN* actually see the “gray squares of the ancients”
I feel bad for Doobus to go through all of that pain just to make us laugh after all of these years. I am grateful for all he has done for us.
There's actually a skip you can make if one of the crewmates you bring with you is an enderman from Minecraft, there's a hidden feature that will allows him to teleport to safety after distracting an enemy. Remember to use your enderman at the last enemy though, then for the million arrows you will be able to not get hit, as endermen are immune to arrows. I hope this was helpful and will save you some pain for your next video.
They patched that exploit
The temple interior now contains an ankle-high quantity of water
@@davidhong1934 also enderman don't teleport the just move faster than the eye can see.
@@davidhong1934 easy solution just bring the boat you came in and the enderman can enter with you
Endermen exist because one day, God was playing in Minecraft and said, "I want there to be a reference to that."
And then He made a reference to that, in real life.
Except you want no survivors besides you so you don’t have to pay them.
Okay, but why are the hands backwards at 1:37?
Why tf did you know that?
@@DreddFall04 That part is really easy
I laughed for a long time after the joke at the end. I almost choked on my brassói.
I mean I I went full unstoppable Joker laugh.
Thanks you Goobus UwU!
What an informative guide! My friends laughed at my joke so much they haven't stopped laughing!
0:08 yes i do. I deal and inflict PUNishment each and every day
1:30 makes a reference to a game in real life that was made in real life
Thanks Doobus! Now I can make my animation channel funnier with your 10 step process ☺☺
As an aspiring writer who can't write comedy, this video helped me so much
2:12 😳😳😳
the funy
Out of all the videos Mr. Doobus made, this is my favourite
That's not fair. I snort laughed and fell over on the toilet. I now believe this is truly the process.
Man Doobus really puts a lot of effort in his videos
The NSFW actress who have invited to do some characters really have a good voice. I don't know why but it is something who fits really well or at least make these animations look like good quality content
Yeah, some NSFW VAs have really great voices.
Makes sense, their whole job is to make themselves sound alluring and attractive, so makes sense their voice would be nice to listen to in SFW content too.
Honestly some are really soothing, got the whole ASMR stuff going on.
@LX BDK (Ghost Of Culvert) and often times they do ASMR! what is sad though is BECAUSE they do NSFW content it makes it difficult to get cast for sfw stuff. Not impossible, but difficult even if they try to make a separate profile/portfolio. And having a NSFW VA in anything sfw always results in the comment section being 90% just people saying "hey, she did a porns type things! Did you know that?! I did and it made my peepee hard! "
@BlueCanine
Though I'm actually not sure about that thing you said about being hard to get cast, as I know a massive number of famous voice actors like Mike Pollock and Dan Green have acted in hentai before.
Many people do manage to continue finding SFW jobs.
@LX BDK (Ghost Of Culvert) those examples aren't what I'm talking about. Not only are those men which is a whole separate set of stigma around it, but those were way back in the 90s under pseudonyms during an era where it was hard to connect the dots. They became established before people sleuthed out their past. And just that, it is their past. They, no my knowledge, aren't or even recently done ANY nsfw voice work for well over a decade. Way different
@@bluecanine3374
OK fair enough
Thank you for laying out this process. I’ve never been able to make it past the arrows before.
“I’ve killed art.” -Doobus Goobus 😂 😂
I’m dying 😂 💀
0:54 I found that using only parts of your crewmates actually can leave you with 72% of a crewmate remaining, a uncommonly known fact, and that can help you with the arrows.
Just make sure the 72% isn’t the arm.
I don’t know whether I should ashamed or impressed over this but “Friday Night Funkin’ Girlfriend Fart” made me laugh for five consecutive minutes.
Same
SHAME!!!!
if you look at goobus's computer, it looks like an ammong us crewmate
This is actually a brilliant commentary on the current state of AI art, and what it tells us about the constant depreciation of artists work in our modern society 🧐
It does this by demonstrating the absurdity of pretending that "coming up with good ideas is more important than the work needed to transform said idea into a finished product"
Wait, you mean you DON'T have to sacrifice your entire family to cuthulu and start a new one for later sacrifice every time you want to get a joke? Damn, i knew i was doing something wrong.
thanks for the shout out at 0:33 love your content bro
"If someone is funny, it's probably their only redeeming quality." Blitzo from helluva boss in a nutshell.
"OH AND JUST LIKE THAT IM DEMONITIZED!!!"
The lesson here is there's some deep truth to almost absolutely everything he said.
And the road to being a youtube is filled with absolute pain, misery, unfairness, critics everywhere, and very little actual satisfaction when you realize it's getting infinitely tougher the longer youtube goes on. Let alone the repeated cycle of trying to find what hits and what misses with the general audience and your fan base, let alone how the overall general world sees you when you tell them you're a youtuber.
F*ck, this video is informative, golden, 10/10, and kinda sad at the same time. My poor boy.
Too many words.
this is why i would only do video essays for rants when i want to get input out there on important issues like video games. like with the chuggaaconroy paper mario sticker star rant series where he's mostly just doing it for himself
This just shows how much effort goes into animation.
You know there’s an easier temple in northern Hungry where you just have to sacrifice a finger, doesn’t matter if it’s yours or not.
Doobus's proclamation at the end was quite the revelation
I've had such a shitty day with everything annoying me thank you so much this really made my day so much better just what I needed :D
This whole video on it's own is art and should be put in to a museum
You know that explains why John Tron takes so long
I always felt I wasn’t that funny and that I should learn the art of comedy, thank you so much for this tutorial!
This is how you graduate Clown Colledge..... *everyone ends up dropping out.*
I was having a bad day at work today, but this really cheered me up. Thank you so much, dude.
The ending funnily enough is probably one the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. My humour is dead.
I just want you to know my family did indeed laugh hard at the joke you worked so hard to get
Thank you Doobus for this helpful tutorial
All way through I was just smirking, but I genuinely laughed at the end🤣🤣
The mindfuck doobus must have gone through when he found the joke that made this video
I think the best part of this video from my perspective was at the end I laughed my heart out😂
I love how you hire NSFW voice actresses but their lines keep getting shorter
How to be funny:
Make OHIO memes
Say "Hehe women"
Refrence Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
Be based
Make dark jokes (You have kids in your basement)
Done
Over 2 months later and I'm still laughing at the concept of cambodius the wizard
Doobus Goobu has some of the best use of satire, irony, & absurdism.
“I’ve killed art” is an understatement 😅😅😅
In all seriousness, very funny video. I have now gotten my very funny joke from the temple and I am now making millions of moneys. Thank you Doobus Goobus for your tutorial on funniness.
I'll take this process over AI art any day.
2:16 the irony that this is made when HBO Velma release...... wait a minute.... *NO It can't be*
You might be one of my favorite artists. I'm not sure if that says more about you, me, or the world of art as a whole.
IT'S KASS!! Hey Kass, I hope to see you voicing some stuff every now and then on Doobus' Channel. 😃 also My sweet green goober looked absolutely FUCKED up at the beginning. ☠
Honestly this was so much fun to do, I'd love to work with Doobus again!
This has been an informant and helpful video . I will be sure to use these helpful steps myself the next time I wish to make a "joke".
Tip: Goobus uses 5 crewmates, but you should bring at least 12 so you can use some of them as meat shield against the arrows
Aw, I went to college with cambolius. Glad he's doing well.
I killed a art 2:17
Comedy died the moment I exhaled through my nose at the joke
None of the steps had his pirates commit piracy.
2:00 ai art/ text prompts
You know what would be funny?
Kirby, Eri, Kouta, Anya, Damien, Becky, Emile, Ewan, Anais, and Stewie all torturing the League of Villains to the point where they find themselves in the afterlife.
By singing that song Patrick wrote in Sing a Song of Patrick
I knew I found something special when I discovered this channel stuck in the rafters of that old barn full of poisonous spiders and wasps and tetanus nails and anthrax, I always knew goobus had it in him to make the funnies every day foreve
0:00 Imposter, monitor, among us
Can confirm. Did all these 999 years ago and I have been numb with FUNNY ever since.
The fact the ending made me laugh proves that he was right about the temple.
The final delivery really did it for me.
0:02 sus
one piece plot: