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    This video was about a food fight I experienced back in jr high school. It was uneventful but eventful at the same time. More chaos than food fight if I'm honest. But you probably already know that because who reads the description before watching the video am I right.
    It was a bad time because we got punished in an intense way, but it was also a good time because it was really crazy to be a part of. School isn't always that great so to be able to spice things up with U̴̡̧̕N̵̩̠̓́R̶̰̪̒Ė̶̘̟L̸̙̤̿E̸̜͖͌N̴̦̪̈́T̵͗̔͜Ĩ̷͙͊N̸͍̞̎G̴͉̯̊̑ ̶̣̈́D̷͉͐Ĕ̴̱͋S̸̨̰̿̋T̴̙̲̋R̵̮̩̐̓Ú̸͕̊C̴͇̹̓T̶̙̏̔ͅĬ̷̤Ô̵̡̰͘N̸̞̊ ̶̝̦͆́Â̵̮͚͋N̷͉̓D̷̳͉̏ ̷̡̿C̷̘̿H̵̘̖̐A̶̠̅O̷̧̓S̶͔̽ is a fun way to keep things interesting. If you're in high school or whatever try D̷͕̒I̵̡͙̎S̷̳̝̐M̸̤͕̆A̴̟̙̒͑N̷̐̍ͅT̸͓̽̈L̴̞̜̔Ị̷̾͊Ņ̷̌͝ͅḠ̵̣̱ ̴͈̠͒̇T̵̬̳̽͘H̷̦͗̃Ë̶͎̣́̽ ̴̭̹̒S̸̖͑Y̸̳͋̈S̴̺̳̾̿T̸̢̲̓E̴̯̒M̶͖̙̍͝ to get through the day it might be fun.
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    @pizzapanda9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8781

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      @Didartie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

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      Someone:*drops a m16* Vietnam vet:”ThErE iN ThE TrEeS

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      @grayekiek8064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ice Cream Sandwich: NO NO NOT AGAIN!!!

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      @liamzz3721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This blew up

    • @downyourtube
      @downyourtube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is no one noticing whats going on in the world?
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  • @Haminations
    @Haminations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13384

    Cucumbernimbus

    • @bubadeggs
      @bubadeggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      cumulonimbus

    • @emeraldeiscue
      @emeraldeiscue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Cellerrus

    • @turtle2078
      @turtle2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

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    • @turtle2078
      @turtle2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      IF YOU NOTICE ME PUT A TURTLE IN YOUR NEXT VIDEO BYEE

    • @bubadeggs
      @bubadeggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      egg

  • @kid10249595
    @kid10249595 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    I remember my school's food fight, someone threw a chicken nugget and the entire cafeteria erupted into pure chaos.

    • @lunatic-cultist-i-guess
      @lunatic-cultist-i-guess ปีที่แล้ว +54

      THE NUGGIES OF CHAOS

    • @kid10249595
      @kid10249595 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@lunatic-cultist-i-guess pretty much, one poor girl got hurt when she got pegged in the head head really hard by an apple.

    • @kalbibi4872
      @kalbibi4872 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      nugget of hell

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kid10249595ngl, im sorry to hear that but it would be really funny if she was planning to become a doctor

    • @Randomnugget466
      @Randomnugget466 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh yayuhhh

  • @user-eh7uw8oi5t
    @user-eh7uw8oi5t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2884

    “Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, because what they really craved was 𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮"

    • @skrunkley_6734
      @skrunkley_6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      How-
      *How did you do that?*

    • @dareensimagination4268
      @dareensimagination4268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ℴ𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂𝒶𝓈𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒹ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝒶𝓇 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒹ℯ𝓃𝓉

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@dareensimagination4268 𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻

    • @user-eh7uw8oi5t
      @user-eh7uw8oi5t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓴𝓮𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓭 ......𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝔂 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓮𝔃𝓮𝓻

    • @sil12032
      @sil12032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      𝔀𝓸𝓪𝓱, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓫𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓽

  • @VidralliaArchives
    @VidralliaArchives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4476

    "You should never tell a child that they can't go to the bathroom. Because they CAN. And they WILL."
    -TheOdd1sOut

    • @quoc-huynguyen2324
      @quoc-huynguyen2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      And that is how diapers became required in schools without bathroom breaks

    • @karasu3920
      @karasu3920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      in like, 1st grade i told my teacher i had to go to the bathroom and it was an emergency. she told me no and to hold it, so i looked her dead in the eyes and peed. she wasnt happy to say the least lol

    • @tom_the_animator
      @tom_the_animator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5473
      True

    • @timthomas8659
      @timthomas8659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🅐🅓🅐🅜!!! 🅜🅐🅐🅐🅐🅐🅓🅩!!!

    • @clarktoons6030
      @clarktoons6030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok?

  • @minty-ii5yp
    @minty-ii5yp ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Some girl: *gets brain damage*
    The principal(s): “PUNISHED!!!” 👍

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wouldn’t dare use the school bathroom anyway so the punishment would do nothing for me

  • @SideBit
    @SideBit ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Someone started a 1000 person food fight at my highschool when I was in senior year, wasn't my period of lunch and I wasn't even at school that day. Every student got automatically assigned detention.

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How does everyone being in detention even work???

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Ryann9I guess every classroom was used?

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You escaped with your life

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Probably got detention too even though he wasn’t here

  • @kaphizmey6229
    @kaphizmey6229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    *“society peaked when gamecube had tiny disks”*
    hey obama said it, not me

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @Nick07900
      @Nick07900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Omar Ríos ok but why

    • @poof7499
      @poof7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      poyo

    • @Site67.
      @Site67. 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Barack obamina

  • @ahmedtheone3976
    @ahmedtheone3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3442

    I hate when they say: “EvErY ONe iS pUnIsHeD”, I remember when our entire class had to go to detentions in break cause on some student misbehaving in class.

    • @allforYAHUAH
      @allforYAHUAH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Ikr and it doesn't even work because the kids who were originally misbehaving usually don't give a crap about being punished themselves, and they certainly don't care if the rest of the class has to suffer for their actions. It's neither fair, nor practical when the people who caused the trouble just don't care.

    • @TheHughgee
      @TheHughgee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yeah if the whole class gets detention then it just means the kids instigating have more company to talk to

    • @jamestaylor5417
      @jamestaylor5417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Exactly! And then I (I good student) had no incentive to be a good student, going out of my way to be good, because inevitably I was going to get punished as part of a group, so what’s the DAMN POINT TEACHERS OH MY GOD IT WAS LIKE 8 YEARS AGO BUT IM STILL MAD.
      Actually I remember what happened.. a kid threw a rubber (eraser, not condom, for all my American homies) at another kid, and wouldn’t fess up, so our teacher banned the WHOLE CLASS from running at break time. We had to walk. In silence. While she watched. She was more of a Soviet dictator than a teacher tbh.

    • @lesvernornvienas8232
      @lesvernornvienas8232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Always remember
      Collective punishment is against the Geneva convention
      Sue your teacher for war crimes and violating human rights

    • @fuckologic1202
      @fuckologic1202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lesvernornvienas8232 Yeah, but let's be honest, everything is against Geneva Convention nowadays

  • @itsonlyalex3254
    @itsonlyalex3254 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    someone yelled foodfight on the last day of my sophomore year of high school in 2009 and not a single person even reacted, feelsbadman

  • @purplepuddlesuwu
    @purplepuddlesuwu ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Food fights happened a lot at my school and I would always feel bad for the janitors because they were always so nice to us.
    And I got hit with a milk...

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6140

    I took my first ever bribe in 2nd grade. There was a boy breaking a rule, I told him I was going to tell the teacher. He gave me $1 and I figured it's not that hard to keep my mouth shut.

    • @GenNTiva
      @GenNTiva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Fair trade, I guess. Depends on what the info says.

    • @Warrka4
      @Warrka4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      @@GenNTiva Better trade, keep the dollar and still turn him in just for the lols

    • @fartbomb901
      @fartbomb901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      @@Warrka4 even better trade, you could get another dollar out of threatening to telling the teacher that he bribed you

    • @theforgotten6830
      @theforgotten6830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Very cool to blackmail guys 😎

    • @OrangeCreamsicle
      @OrangeCreamsicle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@fartbomb901 Better idea. Ask for a favour. Now you have complete control over this dude.

  • @NoobyNoon
    @NoobyNoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5243

    MY FOOD FIGHT STORY:
    > Dude jumps up on the table!
    > He shouts “FOOD FIGHT!!!”
    > He chucks 6 rolls one after another in every direction!!
    > ...
    > ... silence ...
    > nobody moves
    > teachers walk up to him, and he slowly climbs off the table before being escorted out of the cafeteria.

    • @wyattbrining4875
      @wyattbrining4875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      That is perfect

    • @Batthumbs
      @Batthumbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@wyattbrining4875 yes

    • @rootz420
      @rootz420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Thats awful

    • @gdottothegamer1001
      @gdottothegamer1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      That just, sad

    • @rootz420
      @rootz420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      I tried to start one with my lunch table in the 6th grade. Only like two or three out of the 20+ tables joined the food fight. The rest have had their rebellious spirits taken from them.

  • @Twiddle...
    @Twiddle... ปีที่แล้ว +62

    There’s never been a straight-up food fight since the beginning of the two years I’ve been at my high school because there’s always teachers and janitors stalking about in between the tables just WAITING for something like that to happen, but during freshman class year, I was collectively whacked by an airborne sandwich, two cheese sticks, and I THINK a soggy green bean (or was that this year?), all on different days spanning over they whole year. If that isn’t funny enough as is, then the funniest part was that the group of kids responsible were never aiming for me in the first place; they had such crappy aim that it’d always hit me instead of whoever I was sitting next to. It became such a laughable reoccurrence that eventually my friends jokingly referred to me as the appointed food fight bodyguard of the friend group. Thank goodness it hasn’t escalated much further than chucking small pieces of inedible school lunch food between tables (other than ACTUAL fights, obviously).

  • @_rj261
    @_rj261 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:48 I'm not sure why, but the sudden "Cucumbernumbous" combined with the reverb sound nearly killed me.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    Two people: *Has a food fight with one another*
    Principal: That's it, I'm punishing the whole school

    • @5eater551
      @5eater551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YOU

    • @apparentlybird_2661
      @apparentlybird_2661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Teachers in general
      Someone does dumb thing
      Teachers: okay time for eternal punishment for everyone

    • @arfyThewarfle
      @arfyThewarfle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I LOVE YOU DUDEEEEE

    • @Luh_Runna
      @Luh_Runna 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you Justin Y's protege?

    • @ericka651
      @ericka651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do I see you everywhere 😭😭 you had a comment in every unus annus video and some other channels

  • @maceinmyeyes6915
    @maceinmyeyes6915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    The closest thing I’ve been to in experiencing a food fight is when I stepped on a bag of grapes and went flying backwards like a cartoon character stepping on a banana peel.
    The food fought me, and I lost

  • @Sketchh
    @Sketchh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    so good

    • @extremelyfungibletoken6903
      @extremelyfungibletoken6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *_hmmmmmmm funny of you to say that sketch.... Sounds to me like you've been part of one too......_*

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Many

    • @redberry4420
      @redberry4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t know who you are but you’re famous so hello

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ _its you_

    • @Shootyshoot-ls3xj
      @Shootyshoot-ls3xj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I

  • @oliverholm3973
    @oliverholm3973 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When my brother became a constable, he and the other graduates attended a banquet. Now, this was highly unusual for them, because they weren't used to being treated well, but now they were being served an insane amount of great food and booze. This, of course, turned out to have a catch. The reason there was so _much_ food, was to ensure that everyone could eat their fill and still have plenty left over to pile-drive eachother into. This turned into a massive brawl, several broken tables, a few injuries, and an overall great time for everybody involved. But I think the military might be the _only_ place where something like this can consistently work

  • @user-mm8qb5vw7c
    @user-mm8qb5vw7c 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This story reminds me of a time when me, my class and my sister's class all went on a camping trip and on day two during dinner when the teacher who planned the trip was trying to get everyone's attention, but some students were trying to leave early, so they thought that punishing everyone would be a smart choice [I forgot what the punishment was], and I said "Typical school tactic, punish everyone instead of finding the actual trouble makers" and one of my classmates said "exactly".

  • @GummitMan
    @GummitMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20565

    Its all fun and games until someone starts throwing durians

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      lollol

    • @IDontKnow-zk3kx
      @IDontKnow-zk3kx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

      Lmao those spiky things really hurt a lot. My friend passed out after a durian fell on him.

    • @Xero6969
      @Xero6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +813

      @Omar Ríos critical damage +10% foul odor +100%

    • @durianhead
      @durianhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      h

    • @TheLittleTanooki
      @TheLittleTanooki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      @@IDontKnow-zk3kx wait fell from a tree or just fell on him

  • @pikarules9772
    @pikarules9772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3441

    The reason teachers punish big groups even if half of them didn’t do anything, is because they’re too lazy to find the actual culprits.

    • @mijigamin1
      @mijigamin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ikr

    • @leeney708
      @leeney708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Fun fact: collective punishment IS ACTULLY A WAR CRIME

    • @s4dg
      @s4dg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Under the 1949 Geneva Conventions collective punishment is considered a war crime. "No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible."

    • @bejanb64
      @bejanb64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Injustice

    • @bejanb64
      @bejanb64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's just how life be my man. Unfair

  • @redgerran
    @redgerran ปีที่แล้ว +43

    There was a food fight at my school once. I was in the bathroom when it happened. And the police took my backpack hostage. So I had to go to class with no backpack.

    • @V00doo1Xim
      @V00doo1Xim 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      did you get your backpack back?

    • @pietrocip1162
      @pietrocip1162 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I have a lot of question
      1. Why the fuckin police
      2. ect...

  • @novasion327
    @novasion327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “The lunch ladies worked really hard to make the food”
    *Also them microwaving 60% of the food*

  • @hielo4905
    @hielo4905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    It's the worst when the whole class gets scolded because a few of your classmates did something wrong

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Heejung Park And then the teachers tell you to "worry about you"...

    • @alrightanimations2207
      @alrightanimations2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And then those classmates get of the hook for unexplained reasons

    • @Randompuffin1
      @Randompuffin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Especially when your a good quiet kid(Yes i am one of those good kids)

    • @pikloo4631
      @pikloo4631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially when it was about the letter the sub gave.

    • @noytelinu
      @noytelinu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happened ALL. THE. TIME. It was traumatizing

  • @kittyartist7153
    @kittyartist7153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2861

    Imagine being the kid that wasn't there that day and then coming back and not being able to use the bathroom.

  • @BlueFireAnimations29
    @BlueFireAnimations29 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, because what they really craved, was Víøłēńçë!

  • @AgentZombieMan
    @AgentZombieMan ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Never was in a Food Fight, but I remember my friend Wesley was saying he was gonna start a Food Fight in the cafeteria in 2nd Grade. Apparently he wasn't sneaky though because he stood up with a scoop of mashed potatoes in his hand and immediately was apprehended by a teacher.

  • @jodee6842
    @jodee6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10130

    When I was in high school, I was probably one of the most shy, quiet people. So my lunch table group (which was a group of people who saw me sitting alone and spontaneously "adopted" me into their group) was really protective of me. They had a thorough PLAN of what they would do if a food fight ever broke out. They would tip the table, hide me behind it, and form a protective barrier so my books wouldn't get all splattered. They were really awesome.

    • @NabubuangFrfr
      @NabubuangFrfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Noice

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

      That is the single most adorable story I've ever read in my life.

    • @dariachernova3217
      @dariachernova3217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

      Omg, it's so wholesome

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Cute!

    • @BeverageDrinker
      @BeverageDrinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Wholesome moment

  • @vixina2270
    @vixina2270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    “What kind of colors are there?”
    *”CUCUMBERNIMBOUS”*

  • @l1m0ngras
    @l1m0ngras 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "some girl gets hit in the head with a food tray" this had me laughing so much

  • @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui
    @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My food fight story just consisted of a singular kid throwing tinfoil wrappings into a tiny basketball net put over the garbage can. Will update when I get into a real food fight. Probably won’t happen because in my school people crave real violence more than food stains.

  • @thatoneflame3119
    @thatoneflame3119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    We need more jokes like “cucumbernimbous”

    • @PunkHerr
      @PunkHerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is the joke in this sentence? TELL ME!

    • @ILY.Quancker
      @ILY.Quancker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Watch the video to find out

    • @paulitamme
      @paulitamme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PunkHerr 3:50

    • @SillieSamMan
      @SillieSamMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya

    • @glun-murong1112
      @glun-murong1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes tf

  • @fool9711
    @fool9711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    “Society peaked when gamecube had tiny discs”
    *Truer words have never been spoken*

    • @Shikabala1
      @Shikabala1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I READ THAT WHEN HE WAS SAYING THAT HOLY SHEEEEESH

    • @notactiveanymore4798
      @notactiveanymore4798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @niosonwii ok

    • @frenchkitty88
      @frenchkitty88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And thank goodness Obama was there to say them

    • @generic7071
      @generic7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed.

    • @zombi1e
      @zombi1e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why the fuck did i read gamecube as guacamole

  • @taya9312
    @taya9312 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “Society peaked when GameCube had tiny disks
    -Obama I think

  • @dougmiller6912
    @dougmiller6912 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    After seeing this video, I’m this guy’s biggest fan! This video was like opening gifts on Christmas!

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15620

    It's hard to explain, but throwing grapes is really satisfying.

    • @cmosmelon1675
      @cmosmelon1675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      They're very similar to pebbles which are also fun to throw.

    • @LeadHerring
      @LeadHerring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      Waste of good grape tho

    • @yarayazta
      @yarayazta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@LeadHerring haha

    • @pyrosyphon
      @pyrosyphon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      It's like a machine gun

    • @spookynerd_jpg4223
      @spookynerd_jpg4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      very small, and bursts on target. you throw a lot and it is CHAOS

  • @samjennings3495
    @samjennings3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    "PB&J"
    "Just the P"
    Me - What about the B?

    • @True_Equalizer
      @True_Equalizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We don’t talk about that here...

    • @clairen2343
      @clairen2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      butter sock!

    • @winterspectre
      @winterspectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@clairen2343 that is the grossest thing I have heard all day. You win. Yaay.

    • @hinnmanfamily
      @hinnmanfamily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And da J

    • @averagejoe6451
      @averagejoe6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *B*

  • @GODISGOODBRO
    @GODISGOODBRO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I laugh everytime i watch the escape scene from the cafeteria. There's so many good moments. The majority of the kids just trying to get away and not even participating, Andy getting smooshed by the stock image crowd, the loss of Tyler... so many emotions

  • @happilyjane1665
    @happilyjane1665 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My group of friends add this strange tendency to throw French fries at each other while yelling 'Oui Oui' and they even took the water cups only to smash them into one corner across the room. For some reason, we didn't get in trouble- ......
    at least not me.

  • @RubyFox_YT
    @RubyFox_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "Cucumbernimbous" is now my answer to anyone who ask me what kind of clouds are in the sky.

    • @RubyFox_YT
      @RubyFox_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @LlamazGamerA year, and yet you are the sole person who gave a shit enough to respond

    • @scphobia
      @scphobia 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey that cloud looks like... a... a...
      *A duck?*
      No, it's a *c - u - c - u - m - b - e - r - n - i - m - b - o - u - s*

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My school never had any food fights, but there were regular fist fights in the cafeteria

  • @MarbleFox162
    @MarbleFox162 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:22 In elementary school, I got hit in the face with a snowball, and I got sent to the principals office.

    • @IridescentFrog8
      @IridescentFrog8 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That’s an L

    • @MarbleFox162
      @MarbleFox162 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@IridescentFrog8 Loved that for me.

    • @GooberLord-dc1tp
      @GooberLord-dc1tp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      bruh

    • @user-uj8fv9gp7y
      @user-uj8fv9gp7y 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      WhESh thE JuSIsH

  • @yeetmanager638
    @yeetmanager638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Everybody gangsta until that one kid mistakes a grenade for a green apple.

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      C H O M P

    • @aeughhhhh
      @aeughhhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@geoman265. *B O O M.*

    • @pawion
      @pawion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know it happens to me all the time!

    • @theman13532
      @theman13532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *and it explodes*

    • @brodster7042
      @brodster7042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ҝ卂乃ㄖㄖ爪

  • @LukeLikesToDraw
    @LukeLikesToDraw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4523

    Literally *one* kid: *Does something bad*
    School: “I think it’s perfectly reasonable for literally every kid to get punished!” 👍👍👍

    • @jar9074
      @jar9074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That's so true

    • @weluvdusk
      @weluvdusk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      society. 😔

    • @EvilSandwich
      @EvilSandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It seems harsh, but every kid knew the food fight was going to happen a solid week in advance and didn't warn the teachers. They were complicit. And you better believe the next little shit to suggest a food fight was immediately shouted down by his friends. Its called weaponizing peer pressure. Its mean and harsh, but its also a brutally effective tactic.

    • @jar9074
      @jar9074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@EvilSandwich :v

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Isn't mass punishment a war crime?

  • @bmfsnc8466
    @bmfsnc8466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been in two food fights, one in middle school, no one was running, everyone was throwing food, it was unplanned amd sparked in the moment, it was awesome!

  • @wassupmydudes.
    @wassupmydudes. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is probably still the best way to open a video idc how old this is it's still so funny

  • @averageoreocookiefan2490
    @averageoreocookiefan2490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Imagine Standing up and Shouting Food fight
    And then nobody joined and look at you, awkwardly.

    • @impossible9690
      @impossible9690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Then u just chuck ur plate of nachos at the nearest person

    • @con2300
      @con2300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Throw it at me and I'll throw Hitler at you.

    • @big_fan_ofapandah6466
      @big_fan_ofapandah6466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@con2300 ayo hold up-

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Starts throwing food anyway

    • @con2300
      @con2300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@big_fan_ofapandah6466 no, i don't think i will

  • @ChrisKnowles1170
    @ChrisKnowles1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    People who punish everyone are as helpful as not having someone in charge at all, which hurts everyone.

    • @spoookley
      @spoookley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That is a very valid argument that I really wish I thought of when I was punished for when someone did something dumb and everyone got in trouble

    • @johnmonroe8557
      @johnmonroe8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      punishing everyone for the actions of 1 person or a group is a war crime under the geneva convention

    • @monfernoflame1918
      @monfernoflame1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of my teachers did that a few years ago we were all mad at her

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like to think that it's a motivational quote with this guy looking into the sunset with a - Chris Knowles, 2020

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least for football it actually was useful, yeah people got mad at the other people but ultimately it unified the team more to work together better

  • @kirmetthefrog101
    @kirmetthefrog101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your stories it makes me think of my childhood

  • @Alpha_2738
    @Alpha_2738 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “The lunch ladies worked really hard to make food for us” as it all came on a truck premade and just warmed up

  • @obbinexx3991
    @obbinexx3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    That time when the teacher blames EVERYONE for something ONE student did...

    • @absolsinferno
      @absolsinferno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      that makes me wanna punch them

    • @haps_idot
      @haps_idot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@absolsinferno ikr

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perfectly balanced punishment

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It just hows a complete lack of understanding of students as people. A good teacher is truly amazing, but because our society undervalues the profession most schools have a lot of bad teachers.

    • @Aether302
      @Aether302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That makes me want to nuke their heads.

  • @alexs6746
    @alexs6746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3394

    Ice cream: *gets hit with broccoli*
    Ice cream: *deflates*
    Now we know his weakness

    • @jooniperlynn7394
      @jooniperlynn7394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's the human races weakness. Some weird fucking masochists enjoy eating it which I will never understand

    • @dennisevanko6152
      @dennisevanko6152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alright I got 15 trucks of broccoli

    • @connoresmondo
      @connoresmondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also jumping down slides

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@connoresmondo another notable weakness

    • @airthealiengorl7724
      @airthealiengorl7724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD yes now we do

  • @3MB3Rx134
    @3MB3Rx134 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has been living rent free in my head for the past yeaf

  • @gracenufer9490
    @gracenufer9490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the chaos of the first 30 seconds of this video (and the rest of it ofc)

  • @agnishdas2004
    @agnishdas2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4082

    "The lunch lady worked really hard to make food for us" imagine hearing this sentence when all you got is 2 slice of bread and salt

    • @InsanityVirus
      @InsanityVirus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Not even bread. I don't considering weird, floppy yet dry/crunchy as fuck pieces of square bread

    • @bruhmoments2462
      @bruhmoments2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      imagine them cooking for their family

    • @shoto42
      @shoto42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Yeah everything is just microwaved and served

    • @Oleanierum
      @Oleanierum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Lunch ladys dont even cook all that much
      Most of the food is already prepackaged and already made

    • @agnishdas2004
      @agnishdas2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Oleanierum no in my school we had 2 separate lunch counters...1 was mio amore its like a company that sells cakes and paties...that was good and other is a local seller who used to give garbage..like onions deep fried and trust me it was horrible

  • @Tazzz1508
    @Tazzz1508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    Best ending ever. I get kissed, then died. Not a bad way to go!

  • @SarahMichelle777
    @SarahMichelle777 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your videos. They always make my day when you have a new one. All except the one that ended withn”i drink the juice out of tuna cans”- 😂

  • @V.C.5036
    @V.C.5036 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Where’s the justice?”
    He asks about the school system

  • @fractalcat3696
    @fractalcat3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3624

    Not to mention that taking away bathroom breaks is literally such a cruel and unfair punishment??? Like using the bathroom is a basic necessary function, why the hell did they think that was ok?

    • @chasonw323
      @chasonw323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Ikr it’s not like people enjoy going to the bathroom, u just have to do it.

    • @jooniperlynn7394
      @jooniperlynn7394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      For the same reason they make you ask to go to the bathroom but still don't let you because they are in the middle of a very important slideshow.
      AND THEN IN COLLEGE ITS WEIRD IF YOU ASK. JUST FUCKING GO. WHAT A FUCKING CULTURE SHOCK

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Yeah I agree, I think making the students clean up the mess they made would have been better. Don't punish the janitor...he isn't grateful because a bunch of kids wont be able to piss anymore...

    • @amandap7733
      @amandap7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@jooniperlynn7394 I remember in collage I felt so weird because I could just walk out of the classroom to go pee and walk back in and no one said anything or cared.

    • @TheDoctor0007_
      @TheDoctor0007_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Right? Isn't this against like the 8th amendment or some shit? No cruel and unusual punishments? But seriously, this is why most kids hate school and teachers. Sure, just punish everyone cuz of one or a handful of kids and don't even TRY to figure out who's at fault... smh

  • @Kathylovesart
    @Kathylovesart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4007

    Imagine being in a food fight and you see the food you’re allergic to being thrown at you

    • @deceitfulhero1723
      @deceitfulhero1723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      Oh my, that's actually really dangerous. Didn't think about that till now. And with all the chaos, an allergic reaction might not be swiftly dealt with. The teachers would be too busy being angry and trying to calm things down to notice.

    • @boombob3D
      @boombob3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Kathy that would be horrifying

    • @rosemarylima2950
      @rosemarylima2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      That is the equivalent of getting hit by nuke.

    • @thegermanbasket732
      @thegermanbasket732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      +10 poison to allergic types.

    • @sophieanimates2965
      @sophieanimates2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Im allergic to peanuts and... fish.. oh and fur (yes that means I can’t hug adorable animals)

  • @somethinggreatishappening8536
    @somethinggreatishappening8536 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We used to have watermelon peel food fights every year at summer camp, with all the camp counselors and it was a ton of fun! Also, we all did the cleaning together and the guys who started throwing stuff were always thrown into a safe part of the nearby (small) river as a punishment - which was half the fun, actually. Good memories. But I wouldn’t wanna throw actual food that gets you super dirty. That sounds nasty.

  • @deadlyneo6777
    @deadlyneo6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has got to be the funniest food fight video ever known 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bcoffee7
    @Bcoffee7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    *Some girl gets hit in the head with a food tray*
    Teachers: Help? What's that?

    • @GooberInternet
      @GooberInternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Q:what's that.
      A:A food tray

    • @ahard-daysnight6659
      @ahard-daysnight6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Help? What’s that? Who’s he?
      No one cares for YOU A BIT, WHEN YOU’RE A FOST-

    • @wzae___
      @wzae___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GooberInternet hi remote

    • @GooberInternet
      @GooberInternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wzae___ hi

    • @scumbagproductions1431
      @scumbagproductions1431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never heard of em

  • @yahyeali6388
    @yahyeali6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    When the world needed him the most he returned.

    • @absolsinferno
      @absolsinferno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      praise thee

    • @Peekaboop
      @Peekaboop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The opposite of the avatar...

    • @yahyeali6388
      @yahyeali6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Peekaboop i know🤣😂

    • @cytal
      @cytal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys please don't make this basic a$$ comment the top one.

    • @yahyeali6388
      @yahyeali6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cytal wow agressive btw if you dont like it ignore it than😒

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Society peaked when GameCube had tiny discs"
    This man spittin

  • @kcm7813
    @kcm7813 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ugh I remeber my senior year there was a food fight. It happened during my lunch period. It started with two normal fights, one between two girls outside the cafeteria, and the second between two guys. It was the vice principle who stopped the one with the girls. But as he was bring them inside with another faculty member a lot of the students were booing him and threw a cup of water at him. Which is what started the food fight. It started as just water then escalated to food. Me and my bestie were some of the only ones who escaped it as we found shelter in the libaray. However the whole school was punished cause the food fight was so bad during it they sealed some of the kids into the snack and food trey area as they were going in there to get more food to throw, and the cafeteria itself so the guilty couldn't leave. But it was mostly everyone who participated which was why everyone got punished (which is bs in my opinion) and we were put on bag lunches in our classrooms for awhile. It was also so bad that our school got on the news over shadowing the other bit of news from us that was suppose to be on there.

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    **give you a little kiss**

  • @TrashMaggie
    @TrashMaggie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    My mom saw me watching this and asked, and i quote, “why are you watching a cartoon chicken react to pizza?”
    Not to be dramatic but i dont think i will ever be the same.

  • @electricat79
    @electricat79 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I learned today in school what type of clouds there are. When Andy said cucumbernimbus it is a mispronounced word called cumulonimbus which is the giant thunder clouds you see on a stormy day

    • @alu2901
      @alu2901 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh, that's neat!

  • @penguioon4251
    @penguioon4251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you've improved a lot at these

  • @brandym3926
    @brandym3926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    "No bathroom breaks" - Inhumane, doesn't correlate with the event, only causes more problems.
    How about "You will all have to work together to clean up this mess." Have them spend the next hour cleaning. Maybe they will miss a little class time, but it makes WAY more sense than saying "you better hope you're able to either tinkle between classes or have an iron bladder."

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      there is also the fact holding in pee just makes one have a bladder infection
      literally schools make people have health issues

    • @dcyphyr
      @dcyphyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Just raise your hand and tell the teacher that you're going to pee, and if they let you go to the bathroom you'll pee there, and if they don't you're going to piss on their desk, right here, right now.

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@dcyphyr thats actually what my dad said to do if they denied me a bathroom trip

    • @dcyphyr
      @dcyphyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@alphanoodle1877 do it. If they threaten to expel you tell them you'll expose them on the internet.

    • @thealeks1
      @thealeks1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Iron bladder is my middle name; I once went an entire 10 hour road trip without even having an urge to go (when me and my fam got to our destination I kept it in for another hour or so)

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3738

    Also "no more bathroom breaks" is actually illegal in most states in the US because it's considered a health and safety violation. Your school could face legal charges and risk being shut down or having most of the staff fired for it.

    • @BloxyBud74
      @BloxyBud74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      It happens a lot tho

    • @BloxyBud74
      @BloxyBud74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@gayjayy I know I was just pointing out

    • @amandap7733
      @amandap7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      If I ever have a kid and if they ever go to public school I will make sure they know this.

    • @zinxxo7202
      @zinxxo7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the teachers still said they could go during breaks

    • @Searrows
      @Searrows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Smooth brain take. As someone who went from a private school before switching to public school I think public schools need have more authority when it comes to punishments. At least the school I went to 70% of the students had no respect for their teachers or education in general. IMO a lot of the social problems in American society can be traced back to this lack of discipline in school and home life. "Your school should face legal charges....or having most of the staff fired." If you think the inconvenience of 'no baffroom bweaks :(' is deserving of a majority of staff in an underpaid undervalued profession laid off then you belong in special education.

  • @audryklein
    @audryklein ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally every single one of these videos makes me crack up

  • @RayBall87
    @RayBall87 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    *This was the first video I've ever watched from your channel... :)*

  • @l.a.b.industries
    @l.a.b.industries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Nobody really wanted to eat pizza,
    Cuz what they really craved...
    WAS *V I O L E N C E*

  • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
    @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    The school punishent part is relatable and shows how well the public school system works.

    • @6MikeJones9
      @6MikeJones9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well when schools are deliberately underfunded and teachers paid a barely livable salary you can expect great results. Richest country in the world but we cant invest in our future. It's a political choice, not a fiscal one. But hey the less intelligent the people are, the easier they are to control

    • @user-ic4rk6hy5m
      @user-ic4rk6hy5m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ikr I try and behave and the kids don’t listen then YOUR ALL PUNISHED *guilt trip*

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We made my litle brother go to the same religios private school where i went and i heard,when someone in the class acted badly,the whole class got punished. This is happening in a diffrent place in a private school,so its not a us public school thing. It lazy teachers not wanting to get to the bottom of everything and think of a fitting punshment or maybe make children apologise and stuff so everyone is good in the end and instead punsihing the whole class,which also means more snitching will happen. I dont know if the last part is part of the plan,but it is probably true.

  • @REVA_BOB1223
    @REVA_BOB1223 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE ALL OF THE LITTLE NOISES YOU MAKE JUST "eh-"

  • @concretebuilding
    @concretebuilding ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A good indicator I don't work in a kid's lunchroom is that I would be entirely dishonored if the food I made never became part of a food fight.

  • @fatyoshi4853
    @fatyoshi4853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    When youre just sitting in the cafeteria and a massive brock of Bread just gets yeeted your way

  • @BeaR-gd8ll
    @BeaR-gd8ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    "There was a sea of people"
    Ah yes pre corona times, the memories

    • @weluvdusk
      @weluvdusk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m commenting so people will look back on this comment when (MAYBE) corona virus is gone (it probably won’t be lol)

    • @Kloudzz2
      @Kloudzz2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It will be gone

    • @Kloudzz2
      @Kloudzz2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No matter what

    • @Kloudzz2
      @Kloudzz2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also I don't care about the corona anymore

    • @Lleo_1o
      @Lleo_1o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, in my school, the hallways are sperated like a street. so there is only one entrance left, because the other one is the leaving people. even the two staircases are seperated like that. So whenever the break is over, EVERYONE (because you have to be outside due to corona and cant be inside anymore) has to go to the same entrance AT THE SAME TIME! You can imagine what it would look like, if 600 people go inside at the same Time....

  • @KlLLERROBOT99
    @KlLLERROBOT99 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My guy, I discovered you by accident and I'm finding myself buying your cool looking plushy for my cat. So thanks for the awesome content and I'm sure my cat will love your sandwich plushy lol

  • @spencernelson1580
    @spencernelson1580 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, cool! I’m glad you’re not dead. I really enjoy your content! 😁👍

  • @gavin-721
    @gavin-721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    Teachers shouldn't be able to take away bathroom privliges just saying

    • @rainetopia7130
      @rainetopia7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      By American standards, they can't. If a student has to go, then the teacher must let them, regardless if the privilege was taken or not.

    • @hellopeoplez8636
      @hellopeoplez8636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@rainetopia7130 My school did

    • @manuelamendes5766
      @manuelamendes5766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I heard of a girl who pooped in the trash can inside the class, because the teacher didn't allow her to go to the bathroom (don't ask me how she did that)

    • @rainetopia7130
      @rainetopia7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@manuelamendes5766
      Dang. That's why kids need bathroom breaks.

    • @bluefoxthecutest2628
      @bluefoxthecutest2628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@rainetopia7130 America has nothing to do with it.
      I was sitting in my math class when a small teenager came running inside because my history teacher was chasing him, then he was picked up and carried out of the classroom like a baby cow whilst the history teacher and math teacher greeted each other.
      My history teacher picked a 16 year old and whooped him in class for cursing.
      If you showed out and refused to go to the principal office, they called TWO people to come "escort" you.
      I witnessed a brutal fight and got INTERROGATED.

  • @iamthewatermelon141
    @iamthewatermelon141 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ive never been part of a food fight, but i do remember witnessing one.there wasn't even a shout at the start, it was just, mashed potato flies over my head and then, chaos.

  • @Marshadow821
    @Marshadow821 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ah yes, getting justice for the janitors by taking away bathroom breaks. Surely, that won't backfire...

  • @KoroDog
    @KoroDog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    My favorite 2012 animated movie starring Charlie Sheen

    • @GoldBrickProductions
      @GoldBrickProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This sounds like a cry for help.

    • @jooree7696
      @jooree7696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amazing. Truly a masterpiece. Great story and animation. Absolutely hilarious and great cameos. 10/10

    • @manformerlypigbukkit
      @manformerlypigbukkit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *IT WAS MADE IN 2012??*

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **wayne brady intensifies**

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      masterpiece

  • @paulallen5914
    @paulallen5914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "Some people threw food, so we're gonna take away your right to piss"

  • @SongpyeonPR
    @SongpyeonPR ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This brings me back to middle school in Puerto Rico, there was a food fight almost every day, ahhh the memories ❤️

    • @sjortcut
      @sjortcut 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I went to school before there... Which school did you go to?

    • @SongpyeonPR
      @SongpyeonPR 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @sjortcut Arecibo is my home town, I honestly forgot the names of the schools, which were before 2009

    • @sjortcut
      @sjortcut 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @SongpyeonPR Yikes 😬 not close at all where I was... I went to Toa Alta, to a school called Lulgrea Central College. It was awesome there, some food fight happened and it was more or less the same on what happened with Andy. The only difference is was that I was the first one to book it much earlier when the kid on my cafeteria screamed food fight.

    • @SongpyeonPR
      @SongpyeonPR 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @sjortcut haha that's not so far tbh, like 30 mins away, I can tell they were good times then 😂

  • @404DeletedUser55
    @404DeletedUser55 ปีที่แล้ว

    They always had food fights the day after the janitors cleaned all the tables at my elementary school. I’ve learned so much from those fights like how to make milk in a bag bombs and which fruit is best in projectile and which will give the most damage. Even if you tried to hide you were never safe from getting hit with a banana or a sea of chocolate milk someone smashed into the floor.

  • @mercurybubbles8884
    @mercurybubbles8884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Whenever a teacher says "everyone gets punished" I just wanna die.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @kelsey stoneNo, he spelled punched wrong.

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @kelsey stone and somehow you need to edit your comment

    • @GreatlyDum
      @GreatlyDum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh wow, bad grammar.

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel really sorry for kids not knowing how to organize themselves to riot at this sort of bullshit punishment

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just happened

  • @maker0824
    @maker0824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Something happened to you that you didn’t want
    school: “why did you do that?”

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg love your profile pic!

    • @Mr.Tacoman999
      @Mr.Tacoman999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep, pretty much

    • @lomohansolo
      @lomohansolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you absolute GOD I love your profile pic

    • @jannes340
      @jannes340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@revenevan11 why

    • @jannes340
      @jannes340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lomohansolo dude what's up with it

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know the feeling of collective punishment.
    "Oh so you're saying I'm not able to converse with my only friends in the only time I'm able to talk to them ALL DAY just because some kids were too LOUD!?"
    And that lasted all year. I resent the faculty of my middle school for that.

  • @mrhorrorgaming6909
    @mrhorrorgaming6909 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is always an exception! Once upon a time on a magical new years eve at a bar, my child self and my dad had been tormenting each other all night for fun, my mom, embarrassed, told us to calm down. And at the stroke of midnight, my dad and I threw our drinks at each other. Then miraculously, when we thought we'd be kicked out, the bartenders filled their ice buckets, and threw ice over the entire crowd. Within the blink of an eye, the entire population in the bar were throwing drinks and food at each other. It was amazing. 10/10 would do again.

  • @toonmatt9254
    @toonmatt9254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    If you want the most lethal weapons, number 1: throw peanut butter at someone with allergys
    Number 2: pineapple mace
    Number 3: watermelon bomb
    Number 4: frozen pizza knife
    Reply your favorite food weapon!

    • @SluggishRain
      @SluggishRain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Number -1: *DURIANS*

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SluggishRain frozen durians

    • @anastasijahabarova1533
      @anastasijahabarova1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And if you have a few days to prepare, you can make stink bombs by saving up your milk cartons and letting them spoil.

    • @Raikkonenfucka
      @Raikkonenfucka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No no no, frozen bread hammer

    • @rsat3627
      @rsat3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anastasijahabarova1533 heheh funny story, in grade 6 i used to store my chocolate milk in my desk and then make people smell it during lunch time. It was very fun. Until it spilled on some girl's desk

  • @theaccountofalltime1
    @theaccountofalltime1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    Classic teacher move
    "Throw a piece of bread, take away a human right"

    • @funnymale289
      @funnymale289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its true :')

    • @bonedude1286
      @bonedude1286 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "You threw some bread, your rights are dead."

    • @berserkfanyois
      @berserkfanyois ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rights hahahaha thats funny unluckly

    • @MeLlamoJonathan
      @MeLlamoJonathan ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You throw a melt , You get the belt. (I tried)

    • @doisturtle
      @doisturtle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MeLlamoJonathan what melt….

  • @sunnysponge3210
    @sunnysponge3210 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay but that scream of pure terror at the very end was just 💀👍

  • @Blue-gy2it
    @Blue-gy2it หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Timestamps
    0:01 - Intro
    0:12 - Rap
    0:28 - Introduction
    1:02 - Quotes
    1:26 - Beginning of a Long Story
    1:49 - The Day
    2:03 - Beforemath
    2:08 - THE FOOD FIGHT!
    2:46 - Aftermath
    4:18 - Conclusion
    4:26 - YouTooz!

  • @Scarb1984
    @Scarb1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    “Never liked food. I couldn’t stand it. One day, I had enough and threw my food at my friends at school. That day, war had changed.”
    -Jermey M. B. Foodfight

    • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
      @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Writing teachers and publishing companies: *We will watch your career with great interest.*

    • @angelmartine8645
      @angelmartine8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ice cream sandwich for ur figure you should have swapped the pizza wth an ice cream sandwich missed it it by that much

    • @loreleigary3138
      @loreleigary3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It all changed when the fire nation attcked