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  • @IceCreamSandwich
    @IceCreamSandwich  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7831

    juicy youtooz giveaway: icecreamsandwich.youtooz.com/

  • @pizzapanda9363
    @pizzapanda9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9141

    Someone: **accidentally spills mashed potatoes**
    Ice Cream Sandwich: _FLASHBACKS_

    • @Didartie
      @Didartie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😭😭😭

    • @death9137
      @death9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Someone:*drops a m16* Vietnam vet:”ThErE iN ThE TrEeS

    • @grayekiek8064
      @grayekiek8064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ice Cream Sandwich: NO NO NOT AGAIN!!!

    • @liamzz3721
      @liamzz3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This blew up

    • @downyourtube
      @downyourtube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is no one noticing whats going on in the world?
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      Do you know what the "mark of the beast" is?
      Take 3 6's and place them in a circle and you have a VIRUS WARNING SYMBOL.
      But..its not the "virus"... its the coming VACCINE. It will be given AIRBORNE and it will fall on your hands and foreheads.
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  • @Haminations
    @Haminations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14339

    Cucumbernimbus

    • @bubadeggs
      @bubadeggs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      cumulonimbus

    • @emeraldeiscue
      @emeraldeiscue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Cellerrus

    • @turtle2078
      @turtle2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      AY HAM

    • @turtle2078
      @turtle2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      IF YOU NOTICE ME PUT A TURTLE IN YOUR NEXT VIDEO BYEE

    • @bubadeggs
      @bubadeggs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      egg

  • @TeresaAmezquita-p4i
    @TeresaAmezquita-p4i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3153

    “Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, because what they really craved was 𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮"

    • @skrunkley_6734
      @skrunkley_6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      How-
      *How did you do that?*

    • @dareensimagination4268
      @dareensimagination4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ℴ𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂𝒶𝓈𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒹ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝒶𝓇 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒹ℯ𝓃𝓉

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@dareensimagination4268 𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻

    • @TeresaAmezquita-p4i
      @TeresaAmezquita-p4i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓴𝓮𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓭 ......𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝔂 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓮𝔃𝓮𝓻

    • @sil12032
      @sil12032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      𝔀𝓸𝓪𝓱, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓫𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓽

  • @maceinmyeyes6915
    @maceinmyeyes6915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    The closest thing I’ve been to in experiencing a food fight is when I stepped on a bag of grapes and went flying backwards like a cartoon character stepping on a banana peel.
    The food fought me, and I lost

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6286

    I took my first ever bribe in 2nd grade. There was a boy breaking a rule, I told him I was going to tell the teacher. He gave me $1 and I figured it's not that hard to keep my mouth shut.

    • @GenNTiva
      @GenNTiva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Fair trade, I guess. Depends on what the info says.

    • @Warrka4
      @Warrka4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      @@GenNTiva Better trade, keep the dollar and still turn him in just for the lols

    • @fartbomb901
      @fartbomb901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      @@Warrka4 even better trade, you could get another dollar out of threatening to telling the teacher that he bribed you

    • @TheForgotten6830
      @TheForgotten6830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Very cool to blackmail guys 😎

    • @OrangeCreamsicle
      @OrangeCreamsicle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@fartbomb901 Better idea. Ask for a favour. Now you have complete control over this dude.

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15638

    It's hard to explain, but throwing grapes is really satisfying.

    • @cmosmelon1675
      @cmosmelon1675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      They're very similar to pebbles which are also fun to throw.

    • @LeadHerring
      @LeadHerring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      Waste of good grape tho

    • @yarayazta
      @yarayazta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@LeadHerring haha

    • @pyrosyphon
      @pyrosyphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      It's like a machine gun

    • @spookynerd_jpg4223
      @spookynerd_jpg4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      very small, and bursts on target. you throw a lot and it is CHAOS

  • @NoobyNoon
    @NoobyNoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5476

    MY FOOD FIGHT STORY:
    > Dude jumps up on the table!
    > He shouts “FOOD FIGHT!!!”
    > He chucks 6 rolls one after another in every direction!!
    > ...
    > ... silence ...
    > nobody moves
    > teachers walk up to him, and he slowly climbs off the table before being escorted out of the cafeteria.

    • @wyattbrining4875
      @wyattbrining4875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      That is perfect

    • @Batthumbs
      @Batthumbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@wyattbrining4875 yes

    • @rootz420
      @rootz420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Thats awful

    • @gdottothegamer1001
      @gdottothegamer1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      That just, sad

    • @rootz420
      @rootz420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      I tried to start one with my lunch table in the 6th grade. Only like two or three out of the 20+ tables joined the food fight. The rest have had their rebellious spirits taken from them.

  • @kid10249595
    @kid10249595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    I remember my school's food fight, someone threw a chicken nugget and the entire cafeteria erupted into pure chaos.

    • @lunatic-cultist-i-guess
      @lunatic-cultist-i-guess ปีที่แล้ว +69

      THE NUGGIES OF CHAOS

    • @kid10249595
      @kid10249595 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@lunatic-cultist-i-guess pretty much, one poor girl got hurt when she got pegged in the head head really hard by an apple.

    • @kalbibi4872
      @kalbibi4872 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      nugget of hell

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kid10249595ngl, im sorry to hear that but it would be really funny if she was planning to become a doctor

    • @Randomnugget466
      @Randomnugget466 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yayuhhh

  • @jodee6842
    @jodee6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10192

    When I was in high school, I was probably one of the most shy, quiet people. So my lunch table group (which was a group of people who saw me sitting alone and spontaneously "adopted" me into their group) was really protective of me. They had a thorough PLAN of what they would do if a food fight ever broke out. They would tip the table, hide me behind it, and form a protective barrier so my books wouldn't get all splattered. They were really awesome.

    • @NabubuangFrfr
      @NabubuangFrfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Noice

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

      That is the single most adorable story I've ever read in my life.

    • @dariachernova3217
      @dariachernova3217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      Omg, it's so wholesome

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Cute!

    • @BeverageDrinker
      @BeverageDrinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Wholesome moment

  • @agnishdas2004
    @agnishdas2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4204

    "The lunch lady worked really hard to make food for us" imagine hearing this sentence when all you got is 2 slice of bread and salt

    • @InsanityVirus
      @InsanityVirus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Not even bread. I don't considering weird, floppy yet dry/crunchy as fuck pieces of square bread

    • @bruhmoments2462
      @bruhmoments2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      imagine them cooking for their family

    • @shoto42
      @shoto42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Yeah everything is just microwaved and served

    • @Oleanierum
      @Oleanierum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Lunch ladys dont even cook all that much
      Most of the food is already prepackaged and already made

    • @agnishdas2004
      @agnishdas2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Oleanierum no in my school we had 2 separate lunch counters...1 was mio amore its like a company that sells cakes and paties...that was good and other is a local seller who used to give garbage..like onions deep fried and trust me it was horrible

  • @GummitMan
    @GummitMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20713

    Its all fun and games until someone starts throwing durians

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      lollol

    • @IDontKnow-zk3kx
      @IDontKnow-zk3kx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

      Lmao those spiky things really hurt a lot. My friend passed out after a durian fell on him.

    • @Xero6969
      @Xero6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

      @Omar Ríos critical damage +10% foul odor +100%

    • @durianhead
      @durianhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      h

    • @TheLittleTanooki
      @TheLittleTanooki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@IDontKnow-zk3kx wait fell from a tree or just fell on him

  • @minty-ii5yp
    @minty-ii5yp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Some girl: *gets brain damage*
    The principal(s): “PUNISHED!!!” 👍

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I wouldn’t dare use the school bathroom anyway so the punishment would do nothing for me

  • @VidralliaArchives
    @VidralliaArchives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4580

    "You should never tell a child that they can't go to the bathroom. Because they CAN. And they WILL."
    -TheOdd1sOut

    • @quoc-huynguyen2324
      @quoc-huynguyen2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      And that is how diapers became required in schools without bathroom breaks

    • @karasu3920
      @karasu3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      in like, 1st grade i told my teacher i had to go to the bathroom and it was an emergency. she told me no and to hold it, so i looked her dead in the eyes and peed. she wasnt happy to say the least lol

    • @tom_the_animator
      @tom_the_animator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5473
      True

    • @timthomas8659
      @timthomas8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🅐🅓🅐🅜!!! 🅜🅐🅐🅐🅐🅐🅓🅩!!!

    • @clarktoons6030
      @clarktoons6030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    Two people: *Has a food fight with one another*
    Principal: That's it, I'm punishing the whole school

    • @5eater551
      @5eater551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YOU

    • @apparentlybird_2661
      @apparentlybird_2661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Teachers in general
      Someone does dumb thing
      Teachers: okay time for eternal punishment for everyone

    • @arfyThewarfle
      @arfyThewarfle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I LOVE YOU DUDEEEEE

    • @Luh_Runna
      @Luh_Runna 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you Justin Y's protege?

    • @ericka651
      @ericka651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do I see you everywhere 😭😭 you had a comment in every unus annus video and some other channels

  • @thatoneflame3119
    @thatoneflame3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    We need more jokes like “cucumbernimbous”

    • @PunkHerr
      @PunkHerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is the joke in this sentence? TELL ME!

    • @ILY.Quancker
      @ILY.Quancker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Watch the video to find out

    • @paulitamme
      @paulitamme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PunkHerr 3:50

    • @SillieSamMan
      @SillieSamMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya

    • @glun-murong1112
      @glun-murong1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes tf

  • @SideBit
    @SideBit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Someone started a 1000 person food fight at my highschool when I was in senior year, wasn't my period of lunch and I wasn't even at school that day. Every student got automatically assigned detention.

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      How does everyone being in detention even work???

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@Ryann9I guess every classroom was used?

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You escaped with your life

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Probably got detention too even though he wasn’t here

    • @KidzFrenz
      @KidzFrenz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Imagine the guy sick on that day. comes back the next.
      "Johnny you are in detention"
      Johnny: I just wanted to have a 7.5/10 school year 😭😭

  • @gavin-721
    @gavin-721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    Teachers shouldn't be able to take away bathroom privliges just saying

    • @rainetopia7130
      @rainetopia7130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      By American standards, they can't. If a student has to go, then the teacher must let them, regardless if the privilege was taken or not.

    • @hellopeoplez8636
      @hellopeoplez8636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@rainetopia7130 My school did

    • @manuelamendes5766
      @manuelamendes5766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I heard of a girl who pooped in the trash can inside the class, because the teacher didn't allow her to go to the bathroom (don't ask me how she did that)

    • @rainetopia7130
      @rainetopia7130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@manuelamendes5766
      Dang. That's why kids need bathroom breaks.

    • @bluefoxthecutest2628
      @bluefoxthecutest2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@rainetopia7130 America has nothing to do with it.
      I was sitting in my math class when a small teenager came running inside because my history teacher was chasing him, then he was picked up and carried out of the classroom like a baby cow whilst the history teacher and math teacher greeted each other.
      My history teacher picked a 16 year old and whooped him in class for cursing.
      If you showed out and refused to go to the principal office, they called TWO people to come "escort" you.
      I witnessed a brutal fight and got INTERROGATED.

  • @RubyFox_YT
    @RubyFox_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    "Cucumbernimbous" is now my answer to anyone who ask me what kind of clouds are in the sky.

    • @RubyFox_YT
      @RubyFox_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @LlamazGamerA year, and yet you are the sole person who gave a shit enough to respond

    • @scphobia
      @scphobia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey that cloud looks like... a... a...
      *A duck?*
      No, it's a *c - u - c - u - m - b - e - r - n - i - m - b - o - u - s*

  • @fool9711
    @fool9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    “Society peaked when gamecube had tiny discs”
    *Truer words have never been spoken*

    • @Shikabala1
      @Shikabala1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I READ THAT WHEN HE WAS SAYING THAT HOLY SHEEEEESH

    • @notactiveanymore4798
      @notactiveanymore4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @niosonwii ok

    • @frenchkitty88
      @frenchkitty88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And thank goodness Obama was there to say them

    • @generic7071
      @generic7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed.

    • @zombi1e
      @zombi1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why the fuck did i read gamecube as guacamole

  • @Twiddle...
    @Twiddle... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    There’s never been a straight-up food fight since the beginning of the two years I’ve been at my high school because there’s always teachers and janitors stalking about in between the tables just WAITING for something like that to happen, but during freshman class year, I was collectively whacked by an airborne sandwich, two cheese sticks, and I THINK a soggy green bean (or was that this year?), all on different days spanning over they whole year. If that isn’t funny enough as is, then the funniest part was that the group of kids responsible were never aiming for me in the first place; they had such crappy aim that it’d always hit me instead of whoever I was sitting next to. It became such a laughable reoccurrence that eventually my friends jokingly referred to me as the appointed food fight bodyguard of the friend group. Thank goodness it hasn’t escalated much further than chucking small pieces of inedible school lunch food between tables (other than ACTUAL fights, obviously).

  • @ChrisKnowles1170
    @ChrisKnowles1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    People who punish everyone are as helpful as not having someone in charge at all, which hurts everyone.

    • @spoookley
      @spoookley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That is a very valid argument that I really wish I thought of when I was punished for when someone did something dumb and everyone got in trouble

    • @johnmonroe8557
      @johnmonroe8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      punishing everyone for the actions of 1 person or a group is a war crime under the geneva convention

    • @monfernoflame1918
      @monfernoflame1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of my teachers did that a few years ago we were all mad at her

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like to think that it's a motivational quote with this guy looking into the sunset with a - Chris Knowles, 2020

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least for football it actually was useful, yeah people got mad at the other people but ultimately it unified the team more to work together better

  • @TrashMaggie
    @TrashMaggie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    My mom saw me watching this and asked, and i quote, “why are you watching a cartoon chicken react to pizza?”
    Not to be dramatic but i dont think i will ever be the same.

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3763

    Also "no more bathroom breaks" is actually illegal in most states in the US because it's considered a health and safety violation. Your school could face legal charges and risk being shut down or having most of the staff fired for it.

    • @BloxyBud74
      @BloxyBud74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      It happens a lot tho

    • @BloxyBud74
      @BloxyBud74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@gayjayy I know I was just pointing out

    • @amandap7733
      @amandap7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      If I ever have a kid and if they ever go to public school I will make sure they know this.

    • @zinxxo7202
      @zinxxo7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the teachers still said they could go during breaks

    • @Searrows
      @Searrows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Smooth brain take. As someone who went from a private school before switching to public school I think public schools need have more authority when it comes to punishments. At least the school I went to 70% of the students had no respect for their teachers or education in general. IMO a lot of the social problems in American society can be traced back to this lack of discipline in school and home life. "Your school should face legal charges....or having most of the staff fired." If you think the inconvenience of 'no baffroom bweaks :(' is deserving of a majority of staff in an underpaid undervalued profession laid off then you belong in special education.

  • @_rj261
    @_rj261 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:48 I'm not sure why, but the sudden "Cucumbernumbous" combined with the reverb sound nearly killed me.

  • @ahmedtheone3976
    @ahmedtheone3976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3608

    I hate when they say: “EvErY ONe iS pUnIsHeD”, I remember when our entire class had to go to detentions in break cause on some student misbehaving in class.

    • @allforYAHUAH
      @allforYAHUAH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Ikr and it doesn't even work because the kids who were originally misbehaving usually don't give a crap about being punished themselves, and they certainly don't care if the rest of the class has to suffer for their actions. It's neither fair, nor practical when the people who caused the trouble just don't care.

    • @TheHughgee
      @TheHughgee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Yeah if the whole class gets detention then it just means the kids instigating have more company to talk to

    • @jamestaylor5417
      @jamestaylor5417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Exactly! And then I (I good student) had no incentive to be a good student, going out of my way to be good, because inevitably I was going to get punished as part of a group, so what’s the DAMN POINT TEACHERS OH MY GOD IT WAS LIKE 8 YEARS AGO BUT IM STILL MAD.
      Actually I remember what happened.. a kid threw a rubber (eraser, not condom, for all my American homies) at another kid, and wouldn’t fess up, so our teacher banned the WHOLE CLASS from running at break time. We had to walk. In silence. While she watched. She was more of a Soviet dictator than a teacher tbh.

    • @lesvernornvienas8232
      @lesvernornvienas8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Always remember
      Collective punishment is against the Geneva convention
      Sue your teacher for war crimes and violating human rights

    • @fuckologic1202
      @fuckologic1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lesvernornvienas8232 Yeah, but let's be honest, everything is against Geneva Convention nowadays

  • @yeetmanager638
    @yeetmanager638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Everybody gangsta until that one kid mistakes a grenade for a green apple.

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      C H O M P

    • @aeughhhhh
      @aeughhhhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@geo4876 *B O O M.*

    • @pawion
      @pawion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know it happens to me all the time!

    • @theman13532
      @theman13532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *and it explodes*

    • @brodster7042
      @brodster7042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ҝ卂乃ㄖㄖ爪

  • @alexs6746
    @alexs6746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3396

    Ice cream: *gets hit with broccoli*
    Ice cream: *deflates*
    Now we know his weakness

    • @jooniperlynn
      @jooniperlynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's the human races weakness. Some weird fucking masochists enjoy eating it which I will never understand

    • @dennisevanko6152
      @dennisevanko6152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alright I got 15 trucks of broccoli

    • @connoresmondo
      @connoresmondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also jumping down slides

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@connoresmondo another notable weakness

    • @airthealiengorl7724
      @airthealiengorl7724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD yes now we do

  • @itsonlyalex3254
    @itsonlyalex3254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    someone yelled foodfight on the last day of my sophomore year of high school in 2009 and not a single person even reacted, feelsbadman

  • @shrimp.t292
    @shrimp.t292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    “Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, what they really crave was VIOLENCE”

    • @Dabigboii
      @Dabigboii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And that kids, is how ww3 truly started. Because history never say it, but the president of United State, the leader of the Demcratic Federal Liberal Republic of Korea and the well known General Pewdie Pie, leader of Sweden went to school together

    • @ballisticm0use72
      @ballisticm0use72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *The best food is not food, it's death*

    • @multisplace3783
      @multisplace3783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah, I'll take the pizza.

    • @Donttrustthatburger5144
      @Donttrustthatburger5144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm just glad you commented this, because it was the best

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sometimes you’re only hungry for revenge and that’s valid.

  • @vixina2270
    @vixina2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    “What kind of colors are there?”
    *”CUCUMBERNIMBOUS”*

  • @Kathylovesart
    @Kathylovesart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4026

    Imagine being in a food fight and you see the food you’re allergic to being thrown at you

    • @deceitfulhero1723
      @deceitfulhero1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      Oh my, that's actually really dangerous. Didn't think about that till now. And with all the chaos, an allergic reaction might not be swiftly dealt with. The teachers would be too busy being angry and trying to calm things down to notice.

    • @boombob3D
      @boombob3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Kathy that would be horrifying

    • @rosemarylima2950
      @rosemarylima2950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      That is the equivalent of getting hit by nuke.

    • @thegermanbasket732
      @thegermanbasket732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      +10 poison to allergic types.

    • @sophieanimates2965
      @sophieanimates2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Im allergic to peanuts and... fish.. oh and fur (yes that means I can’t hug adorable animals)

  • @purplepuddlesuwu
    @purplepuddlesuwu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Food fights happened a lot at my school and I would always feel bad for the janitors because they were always so nice to us.
    And I got hit with a milk...

  • @fractalcat3696
    @fractalcat3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3663

    Not to mention that taking away bathroom breaks is literally such a cruel and unfair punishment??? Like using the bathroom is a basic necessary function, why the hell did they think that was ok?

    • @chasonw323
      @chasonw323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      Ikr it’s not like people enjoy going to the bathroom, u just have to do it.

    • @jooniperlynn
      @jooniperlynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      For the same reason they make you ask to go to the bathroom but still don't let you because they are in the middle of a very important slideshow.
      AND THEN IN COLLEGE ITS WEIRD IF YOU ASK. JUST FUCKING GO. WHAT A FUCKING CULTURE SHOCK

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Yeah I agree, I think making the students clean up the mess they made would have been better. Don't punish the janitor...he isn't grateful because a bunch of kids wont be able to piss anymore...

    • @amandap7733
      @amandap7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@jooniperlynn I remember in collage I felt so weird because I could just walk out of the classroom to go pee and walk back in and no one said anything or cared.

    • @TheDoctor0007_
      @TheDoctor0007_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Right? Isn't this against like the 8th amendment or some shit? No cruel and unusual punishments? But seriously, this is why most kids hate school and teachers. Sure, just punish everyone cuz of one or a handful of kids and don't even TRY to figure out who's at fault... smh

  • @kittyartist7153
    @kittyartist7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    Imagine being the kid that wasn't there that day and then coming back and not being able to use the bathroom.

  • @LukeLikesToDraw
    @LukeLikesToDraw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4534

    Literally *one* kid: *Does something bad*
    School: “I think it’s perfectly reasonable for literally every kid to get punished!” 👍👍👍

    • @jar9074
      @jar9074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That's so true

    • @vsmook
      @vsmook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      society. 😔

    • @EvilSandwich
      @EvilSandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It seems harsh, but every kid knew the food fight was going to happen a solid week in advance and didn't warn the teachers. They were complicit. And you better believe the next little shit to suggest a food fight was immediately shouted down by his friends. Its called weaponizing peer pressure. Its mean and harsh, but its also a brutally effective tactic.

    • @jar9074
      @jar9074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@EvilSandwich :v

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Isn't mass punishment a war crime?

  • @oliverholm3973
    @oliverholm3973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When my brother became a constable, he and the other graduates attended a banquet. Now, this was highly unusual for them, because they weren't used to being treated well, but now they were being served an insane amount of great food and booze. This, of course, turned out to have a catch. The reason there was so _much_ food, was to ensure that everyone could eat their fill and still have plenty left over to pile-drive eachother into. This turned into a massive brawl, several broken tables, a few injuries, and an overall great time for everybody involved. But I think the military might be the _only_ place where something like this can consistently work

  • @kaphizmey6229
    @kaphizmey6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    *“society peaked when gamecube had tiny disks”*
    hey obama said it, not me

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @Nick07900
      @Nick07900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Omar Ríos ok but why

    • @poof7499
      @poof7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      poyo

    • @Site67.
      @Site67. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Barack obamina

  • @pikarules9772
    @pikarules9772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3489

    The reason teachers punish big groups even if half of them didn’t do anything, is because they’re too lazy to find the actual culprits.

    • @mijigamin1
      @mijigamin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ikr

    • @leeney708
      @leeney708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Fun fact: collective punishment IS ACTULLY A WAR CRIME

    • @s4dg
      @s4dg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Under the 1949 Geneva Conventions collective punishment is considered a war crime. "No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible."

    • @bejanb64
      @bejanb64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Injustice

    • @bejanb64
      @bejanb64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's just how life be my man. Unfair

  • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
    @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    The school punishent part is relatable and shows how well the public school system works.

    • @6MikeJones9
      @6MikeJones9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well when schools are deliberately underfunded and teachers paid a barely livable salary you can expect great results. Richest country in the world but we cant invest in our future. It's a political choice, not a fiscal one. But hey the less intelligent the people are, the easier they are to control

    • @user-ic4rk6hy5m
      @user-ic4rk6hy5m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ikr I try and behave and the kids don’t listen then YOUR ALL PUNISHED *guilt trip*

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We made my litle brother go to the same religios private school where i went and i heard,when someone in the class acted badly,the whole class got punished. This is happening in a diffrent place in a private school,so its not a us public school thing. It lazy teachers not wanting to get to the bottom of everything and think of a fitting punshment or maybe make children apologise and stuff so everyone is good in the end and instead punsihing the whole class,which also means more snitching will happen. I dont know if the last part is part of the plan,but it is probably true.

  • @TheGamingVanillite
    @TheGamingVanillite ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This story reminds me of a time when me, my class and my sister's class all went on a camping trip and on day two during dinner when the teacher who planned the trip was trying to get everyone's attention, but some students were trying to leave early, so they thought that punishing everyone would be a smart choice [I forgot what the punishment was], and I said "Typical school tactic, punish everyone instead of finding the actual trouble makers" and one of my classmates said "exactly".

  • @Maker0824
    @Maker0824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Something happened to you that you didn’t want
    school: “why did you do that?”

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg love your profile pic!

    • @Mr.Tacoman999
      @Mr.Tacoman999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep, pretty much

    • @lomohansolo
      @lomohansolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you absolute GOD I love your profile pic

    • @jannes340
      @jannes340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@revenevan11 why

    • @jannes340
      @jannes340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lomohansolo dude what's up with it

  • @paulallen5914
    @paulallen5914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "Some people threw food, so we're gonna take away your right to piss"

  • @hielo4905
    @hielo4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    It's the worst when the whole class gets scolded because a few of your classmates did something wrong

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Heejung Park And then the teachers tell you to "worry about you"...

    • @alrightanimations2207
      @alrightanimations2207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And then those classmates get of the hook for unexplained reasons

    • @Randompuffin1
      @Randompuffin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Especially when your a good quiet kid(Yes i am one of those good kids)

    • @pikloo4631
      @pikloo4631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially when it was about the letter the sub gave.

    • @noytelinu
      @noytelinu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happened ALL. THE. TIME. It was traumatizing

  • @subsqure
    @subsqure ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "some girl gets hit in the head with a food tray" this had me laughing so much

  • @samjennings3495
    @samjennings3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "PB&J"
    "Just the P"
    Me - What about the B?

    • @True_Equalizer
      @True_Equalizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We don’t talk about that here...

    • @clairen2343
      @clairen2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      butter sock!

    • @winterspectre
      @winterspectre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@clairen2343 that is the grossest thing I have heard all day. You win. Yaay.

    • @hinnmanfamily
      @hinnmanfamily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And da J

    • @averagejoe6451
      @averagejoe6451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *B*

  • @mr.banana1596
    @mr.banana1596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    one student: does something bad
    teachers: punishes entire school
    it feels like that doe

    • @fuckologic1202
      @fuckologic1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And that's why so many people have no respect/trust to the authorities xd

    • @heyyou4688
      @heyyou4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fuckologic1202 you miss spelled teachers and facility

    • @KawaiiCrazyMSP
      @KawaiiCrazyMSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      punishes entire school district*
      (no joke this happened to my district LMAO)

    • @youngjack3005
      @youngjack3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This funny😂 th-cam.com/video/4V0vf3PpHnY/w-d-xo.html

    • @sakibrahman9843
      @sakibrahman9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *He's depressed My little brother has done a cover*
      th-cam.com/video/u9mtHcVmqfc/w-d-xo.html

  • @brandym3926
    @brandym3926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    "No bathroom breaks" - Inhumane, doesn't correlate with the event, only causes more problems.
    How about "You will all have to work together to clean up this mess." Have them spend the next hour cleaning. Maybe they will miss a little class time, but it makes WAY more sense than saying "you better hope you're able to either tinkle between classes or have an iron bladder."

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      there is also the fact holding in pee just makes one have a bladder infection
      literally schools make people have health issues

    • @dcyphyr
      @dcyphyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Just raise your hand and tell the teacher that you're going to pee, and if they let you go to the bathroom you'll pee there, and if they don't you're going to piss on their desk, right here, right now.

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@dcyphyr thats actually what my dad said to do if they denied me a bathroom trip

    • @dcyphyr
      @dcyphyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@alphanoodle1877 do it. If they threaten to expel you tell them you'll expose them on the internet.

    • @thealeks1
      @thealeks1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Iron bladder is my middle name; I once went an entire 10 hour road trip without even having an urge to go (when me and my fam got to our destination I kept it in for another hour or so)

  • @GODISGOODBRO
    @GODISGOODBRO 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I laugh everytime i watch the escape scene from the cafeteria. There's so many good moments. The majority of the kids just trying to get away and not even participating, Andy getting smooshed by the stock image crowd, the loss of Tyler... so many emotions

  • @RushGarcia
    @RushGarcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    One time I was put into penalty box for saying "what the?". The teacher at the time said "Rush! Get of stage and think about what you were about to say."
    "WHAT THE?"
    "DETENTION"
    -__________________________-

    • @ruanmirandapereira8867
      @ruanmirandapereira8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      my favorite musician/orchestrator watches my favorite animation channel? that is a crossover o wasnt waiting for
      love ur music rush
      also what the.

    • @RushGarcia
      @RushGarcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ruanmirandapereira8867 Actually Im new here, but Im already vibin with it.

    • @applesauce2244
      @applesauce2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is a penalty box is it when they put a card bod box on you because if so that's dumb you dont but boxes on children

    • @applesauce2244
      @applesauce2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This one time another kid was sending me notes in class asking if I could tell him the answer to the work over and over and I kept saying no but he continued and I got angry and drew a middle finger on the page even though I didn't know what it meant. He told the teacher she yelled at me and I cried

    • @XDarkGreyX
      @XDarkGreyX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Making cursing PG through replacing the words that are considered okay is stupid anyway. Either you try to get rid of the practice of "cursing", which is outdated outside of religion anyway, or you just don't give a fuck. I'll never understand it. E.g. calling somebody an ass most wouldn't even consider bad anymore if they knew the origin of the slur... This topic is so infuriating.

  • @Tazzz1508
    @Tazzz1508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    Best ending ever. I get kissed, then died. Not a bad way to go!

  • @theultimatefreak666
    @theultimatefreak666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Actual quote of the German minister for Drugs: "Cannabis is no Broccoli"

    • @lynettemojica6503
      @lynettemojica6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where's the lie though...

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lynettemojica6503 it's not a lie, it just isn't an argument for keeping it illegal either. After all beer is no apple-juice is also true

    • @cmosmelon1675
      @cmosmelon1675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Steel is no tin.

    • @LeadHerring
      @LeadHerring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He’s still right. Cannabis is no broccoli. Don’t eat cannabis, kids.

    • @LeadHerring
      @LeadHerring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and DONT SMOKE BROCCOLI.

  • @BlueFire_Animations
    @BlueFire_Animations ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, because what they really craved, was Víøłēńçë!

  • @gadgetvolt3640
    @gadgetvolt3640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    The tone of voice and his delivery of "and they were mad. Oh my god" is some of the best comedy me and my girlfriend have heard in a while. We keep coming back to it.

    • @MangoMagica
      @MangoMagica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too, I just spit out the milk in my cereal when I watched that

  • @fatyoshi4853
    @fatyoshi4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    When youre just sitting in the cafeteria and a massive brock of Bread just gets yeeted your way

  • @Bcoffee7
    @Bcoffee7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    *Some girl gets hit in the head with a food tray*
    Teachers: Help? What's that?

    • @GooberInternet
      @GooberInternet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Q:what's that.
      A:A food tray

    • @ahard-daysnight6659
      @ahard-daysnight6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Help? What’s that? Who’s he?
      No one cares for YOU A BIT, WHEN YOU’RE A FOST-

    • @wzae___
      @wzae___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GooberInternet hi remote

    • @GooberInternet
      @GooberInternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wzae___ hi

    • @scumbagproductions1431
      @scumbagproductions1431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never heard of em

  • @redgerran
    @redgerran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    There was a food fight at my school once. I was in the bathroom when it happened. And the police took my backpack hostage. So I had to go to class with no backpack.

    • @V00doo1Xim
      @V00doo1Xim ปีที่แล้ว +6

      did you get your backpack back?

    • @pietrocip1162
      @pietrocip1162 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I have a lot of question
      1. Why the fuckin police
      2. ect...

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    **give you a little kiss**

  • @Scarb1984
    @Scarb1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    “Never liked food. I couldn’t stand it. One day, I had enough and threw my food at my friends at school. That day, war had changed.”
    -Jermey M. B. Foodfight

    • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
      @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Writing teachers and publishing companies: *We will watch your career with great interest.*

    • @angelmartine8645
      @angelmartine8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ice cream sandwich for ur figure you should have swapped the pizza wth an ice cream sandwich missed it it by that much

    • @loreleigary3138
      @loreleigary3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It all changed when the fire nation attcked

  • @Sketchh
    @Sketchh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    so good

    • @extremelyfungibletoken6903
      @extremelyfungibletoken6903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *_hmmmmmmm funny of you to say that sketch.... Sounds to me like you've been part of one too......_*

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Many

    • @redberry4420
      @redberry4420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t know who you are but you’re famous so hello

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ _its you_

    • @Shootyshoot-ls3xj
      @Shootyshoot-ls3xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I

  • @AgentZombieMan
    @AgentZombieMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Never was in a Food Fight, but I remember my friend Wesley was saying he was gonna start a Food Fight in the cafeteria in 2nd Grade. Apparently he wasn't sneaky though because he stood up with a scoop of mashed potatoes in his hand and immediately was apprehended by a teacher.

  • @clevermystic1544
    @clevermystic1544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    “Its like waiting for a jumpscare, but not knowing when its gonna happen”
    *every horror game ever*

  • @theaccountofalltime1
    @theaccountofalltime1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1802

    Classic teacher move
    "Throw a piece of bread, take away a human right"

    • @funnymale289
      @funnymale289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its true :')

    • @bonedude666
      @bonedude666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "You threw some bread, your rights are dead."

    • @berserkfanyois
      @berserkfanyois 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rights hahahaha thats funny unluckly

    • @MeLlamoJonathan
      @MeLlamoJonathan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You throw a melt , You get the belt. (I tried)

    • @doisturtle
      @doisturtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MeLlamoJonathan what melt….

  • @KoroDog
    @KoroDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    My favorite 2012 animated movie starring Charlie Sheen

    • @GoldBrickProductions
      @GoldBrickProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This sounds like a cry for help.

    • @jooree7696
      @jooree7696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amazing. Truly a masterpiece. Great story and animation. Absolutely hilarious and great cameos. 10/10

    • @manformerlypigbukkit
      @manformerlypigbukkit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *IT WAS MADE IN 2012??*

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **wayne brady intensifies**

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      masterpiece

  • @dougmiller6912
    @dougmiller6912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    After seeing this video, I’m this guy’s biggest fan! This video was like opening gifts on Christmas!

  • @l.a.b.industries
    @l.a.b.industries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "Nobody really wanted to eat pizza,
    Cuz what they really craved...
    WAS *V I O L E N C E*

  • @obbinexx3991
    @obbinexx3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    That time when the teacher blames EVERYONE for something ONE student did...

    • @absolsinferno
      @absolsinferno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      that makes me wanna punch them

    • @haps_idot
      @haps_idot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@absolsinferno ikr

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perfectly balanced punishment

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It just hows a complete lack of understanding of students as people. A good teacher is truly amazing, but because our society undervalues the profession most schools have a lot of bad teachers.

    • @Aether302
      @Aether302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That makes me want to nuke their heads.

  • @toonmatt9254
    @toonmatt9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    If you want the most lethal weapons, number 1: throw peanut butter at someone with allergys
    Number 2: pineapple mace
    Number 3: watermelon bomb
    Number 4: frozen pizza knife
    Reply your favorite food weapon!

    • @SluggishRain
      @SluggishRain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Number -1: *DURIANS*

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@SluggishRain frozen durians

    • @anastasijahabarova1533
      @anastasijahabarova1533 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And if you have a few days to prepare, you can make stink bombs by saving up your milk cartons and letting them spoil.

    • @Raikkonenfucka
      @Raikkonenfucka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No no no, frozen bread hammer

    • @rsat3627
      @rsat3627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anastasijahabarova1533 heheh funny story, in grade 6 i used to store my chocolate milk in my desk and then make people smell it during lunch time. It was very fun. Until it spilled on some girl's desk

  • @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui
    @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My food fight story just consisted of a singular kid throwing tinfoil wrappings into a tiny basketball net put over the garbage can. Will update when I get into a real food fight. Probably won’t happen because in my school people crave real violence more than food stains.

  • @BeaR-gd8ll
    @BeaR-gd8ll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    "There was a sea of people"
    Ah yes pre corona times, the memories

    • @vsmook
      @vsmook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m commenting so people will look back on this comment when (MAYBE) corona virus is gone (it probably won’t be lol)

    • @Kloudzz2
      @Kloudzz2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It will be gone

    • @Kloudzz2
      @Kloudzz2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No matter what

    • @Kloudzz2
      @Kloudzz2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also I don't care about the corona anymore

    • @Lleo_1o
      @Lleo_1o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, in my school, the hallways are sperated like a street. so there is only one entrance left, because the other one is the leaving people. even the two staircases are seperated like that. So whenever the break is over, EVERYONE (because you have to be outside due to corona and cant be inside anymore) has to go to the same entrance AT THE SAME TIME! You can imagine what it would look like, if 600 people go inside at the same Time....

  • @gregorymckenzie7511
    @gregorymckenzie7511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "Society peaked when Gamecube had tiny disks."
    -Obama, I think
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @averageoreocookiefan2490
    @averageoreocookiefan2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Imagine Standing up and Shouting Food fight
    And then nobody joined and look at you, awkwardly.

    • @impossible9690
      @impossible9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Then u just chuck ur plate of nachos at the nearest person

    • @con2300
      @con2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Throw it at me and I'll throw Hitler at you.

    • @big_fan_ofapandah6466
      @big_fan_ofapandah6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@con2300 ayo hold up-

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Starts throwing food anyway

    • @con2300
      @con2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@big_fan_ofapandah6466 no, i don't think i will

  • @taya9312
    @taya9312 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Society peaked when GameCube had tiny disks
    -Obama I think

  • @twistedrevamped
    @twistedrevamped 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    When somebody asked to go to the restroom is not a question it’s a *WARNING*

    • @Wafflehouse71
      @Wafflehouse71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      -TheOdd1sout

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like a them problem. If they want to be known as the kid who pissed themselves during class I say let them.

    • @touchgrassl0l
      @touchgrassl0l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RJLiams Some children have bad control over their bladder and bowels- if they aren’t allowed to appropriately relieve themselves, and they wet themselves: that’s on the teacher.

  • @yahyeali6388
    @yahyeali6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    When the world needed him the most he returned.

    • @absolsinferno
      @absolsinferno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      praise thee

    • @Peekaboop
      @Peekaboop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The opposite of the avatar...

    • @yahyeali6388
      @yahyeali6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Peekaboop i know🤣😂

    • @cytal
      @cytal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys please don't make this basic a$$ comment the top one.

    • @yahyeali6388
      @yahyeali6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cytal wow agressive btw if you dont like it ignore it than😒

  • @Strange__Being
    @Strange__Being 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    “I give you a little kiss”
    *kiss*
    “NOOOO”
    *funniest moment I’ve ever seen* 😂👌

  • @AzulVrGT
    @AzulVrGT หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    3:54 I’m dead 💀

  • @isheannachambers8305
    @isheannachambers8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Girl: gets hit in the head with the tray.
    Society: "that's not enough, your getting punished"
    Teacher: no bathroom breaks

    • @isheannachambers8305
      @isheannachambers8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vivian Zhang thanks

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vivian Zhang he said breaks -_-

    • @user-ei4nw9ce3f
      @user-ei4nw9ce3f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine if she was on her period... or anyone else, for that matter. SERIOUSLY, I’m sure someone was, and I think it should be rule that girls can go to the bathroom during their periods even if they where “punished” for “doing something bad”

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@user-ei4nw9ce3fhonestly all students should be allowed to go to the bathroom and having no bathroom breaks shouldn't be a punishment. Even the average kid would definitely have an emergency every once in a while, much less girls in their period or people with kidney issues

  • @skyebunny777
    @skyebunny777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    Everyone will be suspended lol

    • @gxblynn1831
      @gxblynn1831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I refuse to like your comment, for the beauty of the 69 likes shall not be ruined

    • @pyrosyphon
      @pyrosyphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @andwiiin
      @andwiiin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gxblynn1831 sike you thought

    • @literallyasuka2996
      @literallyasuka2996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a favor

    • @gxblynn1831
      @gxblynn1831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andwiiin I'm crying

  • @odessadoo
    @odessadoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    Basically school punishment
    Guy across the planet: Pokes someone
    Teacher: We will be sending the entire human race to maximum security prison

    • @ejs_ethan
      @ejs_ethan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@person4579 r/whoooooosh

    • @emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801
      @emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ejs_ethan no u

    • @crabs4704
      @crabs4704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@person4579 C’mon buddy. I’ll help you find the joke.

    • @person4579
      @person4579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ejs_ethan I know its a joke

    • @person4579
      @person4579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crabs4704 I know its a joke

  • @calebg3410
    @calebg3410 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    5:04 love is the most powerful weapon

  • @neptunedirect129
    @neptunedirect129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    A couple girls got into a fight with eachother by throwing spaghetti back in middle school. It QUICKLY escalated to the entire cafeteria in a full on food fight. It's funny because the teachers did the same thing to us. No bathroom breaks. The school went on lockdown until they checked the cameras to see who started it.

    • @charliechumbuck9356
      @charliechumbuck9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Okay, for a second when you said "It's funny because the teachers did the same thing to us," I thought you meant that the teachers started throwing food at you guys XD

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@charliechumbuck9356 my brain works exactly like yours 😂

    • @imaperson9582
      @imaperson9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@charliechumbuck9356 wait, they didn't mean that?

    • @alecocothunder8277
      @alecocothunder8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@charliechumbuck9356 so what does it mean?

    • @alecocothunder8277
      @alecocothunder8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@imaperson9582 😭

  • @lumon6108
    @lumon6108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I swear you could post about paint drying and I would still watch with unfulfilled interest and curiosity

  • @ziiyathemaster
    @ziiyathemaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    My dude got smacked in the face with a piece of broccoli then all his bones disappeared

  • @happilyjane1665
    @happilyjane1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My group of friends add this strange tendency to throw French fries at each other while yelling 'Oui Oui' and they even took the water cups only to smash them into one corner across the room. For some reason, we didn't get in trouble- ......
    at least not me.

  • @Michael-wk7ug
    @Michael-wk7ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    “Society peaked when gamecube had tiny discs”
    -Obama, I think.

    • @Lillylafrog
      @Lillylafrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, so his last name is think

    • @Michael-wk7ug
      @Michael-wk7ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lillylafrog that is freaking hilarious

    • @matthewpinner9419
      @matthewpinner9419 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When i glanced at the name in this part all I saw was Obama, link

    • @Lillylafrog
      @Lillylafrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Michael-wk7ug why thank you!

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @niosonwii mine is better scrub
      Feel free to copy the links for Rick Rolling n stuff

  • @somethingnotcringy2728
    @somethingnotcringy2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Nobody:
    The principal: jimmy in 6th grade told the janitor he was stupid. So, all the students in 7th and 8th grade are on dish duty for the rest of the semester.

  • @mercurybubbles8884
    @mercurybubbles8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Whenever a teacher says "everyone gets punished" I just wanna die.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @kelsey stoneNo, he spelled punched wrong.

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @kelsey stone and somehow you need to edit your comment

    • @GreatlyDum
      @GreatlyDum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh wow, bad grammar.

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel really sorry for kids not knowing how to organize themselves to riot at this sort of bullshit punishment

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just happened

  • @kcm7813
    @kcm7813 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ugh I remeber my senior year there was a food fight. It happened during my lunch period. It started with two normal fights, one between two girls outside the cafeteria, and the second between two guys. It was the vice principle who stopped the one with the girls. But as he was bring them inside with another faculty member a lot of the students were booing him and threw a cup of water at him. Which is what started the food fight. It started as just water then escalated to food. Me and my bestie were some of the only ones who escaped it as we found shelter in the libaray. However the whole school was punished cause the food fight was so bad during it they sealed some of the kids into the snack and food trey area as they were going in there to get more food to throw, and the cafeteria itself so the guilty couldn't leave. But it was mostly everyone who participated which was why everyone got punished (which is bs in my opinion) and we were put on bag lunches in our classrooms for awhile. It was also so bad that our school got on the news over shadowing the other bit of news from us that was suppose to be on there.

  • @swanky464
    @swanky464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, what they really craved, was *VIOLENCE* “

    • @somegal134
      @somegal134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can confirm

  • @tinysheepfan673
    @tinysheepfan673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    “it’s like a jump scare but you don’t know when it happens”
    that’s litterally a jump scare.....

    • @teldranwen
      @teldranwen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He means like, say the power went out in fnaf, and you're just waiting for it but you know it's gonna happen

    • @esla1885
      @esla1885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it though? C'mon you can tell when a jump scare happens in a movie

    • @tinysheepfan673
      @tinysheepfan673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah movie jump scares are predictable from the start

  • @bmfsnc8466
    @bmfsnc8466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been in two food fights, one in middle school, no one was running, everyone was throwing food, it was unplanned amd sparked in the moment, it was awesome!

  • @themissingl1nk659
    @themissingl1nk659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    “Society peaked when the GameCube had tiny disc’s “ - inspirational words

    • @Miguel-wp4go
      @Miguel-wp4go 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When did gamecube had normal sized discs?

    • @infamRedYoshi
      @infamRedYoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inspirational how?

    • @isaacthomas1198
      @isaacthomas1198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@infamRedYoshi r/wooosh

    • @infamRedYoshi
      @infamRedYoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaacthomas1198 woosh how?

  • @itstrollplays8795
    @itstrollplays8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    My elementary school would punish the entire grade because we got too loud in the cafeteria, that didn’t help so we basically got punished 3/4 of the year

    • @keithhancock9710
      @keithhancock9710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ya same

    • @who3730
      @who3730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here

    • @who3730
      @who3730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      One time I was too loud talking to a friend next to me, so they made us sit 5 seats apart, making us have to talk louder to talk to eachother

    • @joshuaspath6923
      @joshuaspath6923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DaDerp one time I got punished for putting ranch on pizza because some girl sitting at the table next to us kept bitching to the TA. The TA straight up told me to go over to the detention table. She look at me said sorry they just won’t stop bugging me about it. Like what the actual fuck is that bull shit.

    • @darkeclipse3449
      @darkeclipse3449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah when a group in our grade was to loud EVERYONE IN MY GRADE WAS PUNISHED. We would have to stand on the fence for 10 minutes at recess usually (in PREK-3 recess is 20 mins and 4-5 it's 30 mins)

  • @TheMan-ht5uq
    @TheMan-ht5uq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Reminds me of one time, it was literally ONE kid that did something weird (I forgot what it was) in the bathroom, and EVERY male in that grade got punished for it, they even knew what kid did it yet everyone still got punished. I swear, some teachers are just power hungry adults looking for reasons to punish kids. Also reminds me of a time where there was this after school thing that was essentially just for fun, probably designed for parents who can’t afford a babysitter, anyways, the teachers seemed to hold some kind of grudge against me and my sister (I was in third grade and I think she was in fifth). The only example of this that I still remember is that every day we would go to the gym as recess because it was always cold outside and I would always get a ball, well this one kid kept on taking it and trying to force me to share despite me just wanting to dribble it, (plus there were plenty of other kids and balls, one day he even got some of his friends to help him, so he clearly had friends to play with) and whenever I eventually got it back, he would tell the teachers that I wasn’t sharing (I can’t really be sure what he said,since I was always dribbling the ball, but since we were little, not sure if he would lie) and I would be forced to sit down instead of playing, even if I tried to tell them that he essentially stole it, this happened every single day for almost an entire school year, and not once did they seem to think if I was telling the truth

    • @mistermaxie6487
      @mistermaxie6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I hated a good portion of my teachers. Most school teachers are arrogant jackasses.

    • @Hydrophobiqe
      @Hydrophobiqe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I remember when I would always get in trouble for not going to the bathroom during recess, meanwhile I have trauma with going to the bathroom during recess

    • @NoaZeevi
      @NoaZeevi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mistermaxie6487 Would you not be like that if you had to deal with 150 schoolchildren each day?

    • @readheadgirl
      @readheadgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *inhales* WHERE'S THE JUSTICE

    • @wintyrbarnes8533
      @wintyrbarnes8533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@NoaZeevi i would not be like that because i am an adult with at least twice as much life experience as these kids, coping skills, a fully-formed adult brain, and an understanding that it was my job. taking it out on everybody in the vicinity is really messed up, even if there's no way to tell who started it.

  • @electricat79
    @electricat79 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I learned today in school what type of clouds there are. When Andy said cucumbernimbus it is a mispronounced word called cumulonimbus which is the giant thunder clouds you see on a stormy day

    • @alu2901
      @alu2901 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh, that's neat!

  • @zankokucodm6932
    @zankokucodm6932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    “What’re you gonna do with that broccol-
    *throws broccoli*
    “Uhhh”
    *sighs*

    • @sunsetzebra5546
      @sunsetzebra5546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No I think he died ტ^ტ

    • @thebaconator4499
      @thebaconator4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sunsetzebra5546 welcome to the joke we hope you enjoy your stay!

  • @nobodycares3601
    @nobodycares3601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Society: singles out the troublemaker for punishment
    School: defcon, everybody dies

  • @mashedpotatoesgaming454
    @mashedpotatoesgaming454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    When the world needed him most...
    *he returned*

  • @Reuben712-0
    @Reuben712-0 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This will always be my all time favorite ice-cream sandwich video cause this was the first of his videos I've seen and absolutely love