things that make me irrationally angry

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  • @IceCreamSandwich
    @IceCreamSandwich  23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1024

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  • @ColinFox
    @ColinFox 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +18124

    His timing on "take your fingers out of your mouth" was perfect. Got me.

    • @hunter9848
      @hunter9848 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +360

      ... same

    • @Nothightho
      @Nothightho 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +404

      Got my ass too lol

    • @JB_Tricks
      @JB_Tricks 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +331

      Same and I now know that my mouth is the size of four fingers 😂

    • @BlendyBoii
      @BlendyBoii 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      @@Nothightho what!!!!

    • @MLfootstool6-ik3ed
      @MLfootstool6-ik3ed 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Got me too.

  • @mrunalgole
    @mrunalgole 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6411

    "This is Andy. Andy likes his personal space."
    "This is ASMR. ASMR also likes Andy's personal space."

    • @nikoskonstantinidis4069
      @nikoskonstantinidis4069 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

      who really invenented this phrase
      its good, its just weird.
      tostada

    • @PankakeDoesArt
      @PankakeDoesArt 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      @@nikoskonstantinidis4069tostada?? Jaiden animations fan?? edit: 10 likes I don’t think I ever got 10 likes-

    • @christineroseteves2680
      @christineroseteves2680 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      tostada mentioned (jaiden!!)

    • @OnyechelaOgbonna-jo3fz
      @OnyechelaOgbonna-jo3fz 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      tostada gyatt

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@nikoskonstantinidis4069 you just said everything i was thinking. i just watched that video and saw a comment with the same format about the cats

  • @toufusoup
    @toufusoup 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5801

    2:53 that *lick* was UNCOMFORTABLY smooth. Well done, Mr. IceCreamSandwich.

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

      and the team as well ❤

    • @logan-el6hl
      @logan-el6hl 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

      (2:52)

    • @finn596
      @finn596 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      I wish he could treat me like that 😢

    • @Cheesecakedeluxe123
      @Cheesecakedeluxe123 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      @@finn596 Blud what?

    • @Tickler_of_Toes
      @Tickler_of_Toes 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and the expressions of the dude🤣

  • @nekoprankster2184
    @nekoprankster2184 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +373

    4:08 That keyboard clacking finally made me realize why people *like* ASMR, as a person who also gets irrationally angry from it. I'm replaying this so many times, my body gets the good kind of shivers instead of the uncomfortable kind. I can physically feel the width of my pupils.

    • @mif_sovremennosty
      @mif_sovremennosty 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Yes! Clacking, mechanical noises are almost the only ones, that I like from ASMR.

    • @artisticgarbage07
      @artisticgarbage07 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      i keep replaying satisfying sounds i either need longer to process or wanna process again becuase it makes me go mmmggfhfflljjkkk yk??? just ggghhuufffjjlll... hhj... right???

    • @01101
      @01101 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      I think people just have trouble finding ASMR that is *for* them, vs what they always see as ASMR in the semi-creepy tiktoks
      I can't stand the "whispered" or "close personal attention" ASMR, it absolutely invades personal space if you're not someone who can stand that feeling of being touched
      But I love listening to people scrapbook 🤷‍♂ it's a distance + type of sound thing, not everything is for everyone

    • @jajoothecoolman
      @jajoothecoolman 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ew

    • @Idfkwhyy
      @Idfkwhyy 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I like the sound when im using the keyboard but for some reason it just makes me so angry when i listen to fhe same sounds through a speaker or headphones. Actually, any time of asmr just makes me irrationally angry

  • @JesseJokes
    @JesseJokes 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8783

    “You peeve me off” is now a thing I will be saying

    • @reganregan2760
      @reganregan2760 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      First like yippee

    • @Hamborgarr
      @Hamborgarr 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      All your comments peeve me off. >:[

    • @kyran426
      @kyran426 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@JesseJokes agreed

    • @penguinclub2008
      @penguinclub2008 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      “You piss me off”

    • @Heywspbro
      @Heywspbro 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      hey ice cream sandwich cousin

  • @napkin7503
    @napkin7503 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1152

    0:15 Thanks for the shout out bro.

  • @EliseMorris-ud4jk
    @EliseMorris-ud4jk 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3806

    " I like a good amount of... AIR. between ME and PEOPLE. " The most relatable line ive ever heard 💀

    • @PhotoWizard17
      @PhotoWizard17 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Next frame proceeds to lick someone's face 😂

    • @mettekesdg1538
      @mettekesdg1538 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      That was one of my favourite things about covid days. That plus that I did not seem like a nut job any more when I touched everything with my sleeves in public.

    • @grey.tmc.
      @grey.tmc. 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      dont TOUCH ME! (phhh, phhhhh)

    • @06NinjaKid06
      @06NinjaKid06 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mettekesdg1538 i did not want to know that

    • @mettekesdg1538
      @mettekesdg1538 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@06NinjaKid06 I did not want you to interact with me. But we can't always get what we want now can we...

  • @fnafhorror30
    @fnafhorror30 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    You are the only TH-camr that I don't skip the sponsor because I know they will always be funny 😂

    • @KellenTheUhhYT
      @KellenTheUhhYT 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Counterargument: Noodle's sponsors
      Go watch Noodle
      This is a threat

    • @GreySeashell-j3m
      @GreySeashell-j3m 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@KellenTheUhhYT I concur

  • @pirimi
    @pirimi 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1285

    "I won't say anything cause I'm pretty non confrontational BUT I'LL BE UPSET ABOUT IT!" is far too real

    • @DylanLCutshall
      @DylanLCutshall 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      you can’t allow yourself to be angry at the person when it’s your fault for not speaking up about the issue. like, how are they supposed to know it angers you if you don’t speak up about it? a bit unfair for them no?

    • @ubblebungus
      @ubblebungus 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@DylanLCutshall usually (at least where im from) its common sense not to be in physical contact with strangers. but in other cases, yeah you probably should alert them to the issue

    • @DylanLCutshall
      @DylanLCutshall 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@ubblebungus for sure ye, I fully agree, you absolutely shouldn't touch other people or get too close to other people in public. I can't stand it either--I need my personal space too.
      and I too have a hard time speaking up about it, but you have to speak up about it, because they can't read your thoughts lol xd

  • @identityconfirmed404
    @identityconfirmed404 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1227

    "is your world so rigid that you are bound by the rule of black and white? will you give no time for the brilliance of the sunset to dance on the stage of the horizon?"
    *This guy is the next Shakespeare, I'm teling ya.*

    • @nikoskonstantinidis4069
      @nikoskonstantinidis4069 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Twitter will be molding after this opinion

    • @Maxwellchaos7439
      @Maxwellchaos7439 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it's a really good question to ask though. I absolutely despise how black and white people view our world. nothing is gonna be given straight nothing!!

    • @Hunter-dy2xy
      @Hunter-dy2xy 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Brilliant

    • @arklanbk
      @arklanbk 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      this is american politics actually, everyone choosing sides like a football team. glad l dont live there

    • @kiranerysegordon5485
      @kiranerysegordon5485 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I agree 😂

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1344

    3:53 in the words of a wise person; "we should be making burgers wider, not taller"

    • @yamjamjam
      @yamjamjam 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      submarine sandwichs 🌝

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@Karaboo7how

    • @solidacid1337
      @solidacid1337 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@Karaboo7 I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Karaboo7 what, cause it slips? genuine skill issue dog learn how to eat

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@yamjamjam subbamanaimenai burgers

  • @MarsBars-l3z
    @MarsBars-l3z 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    "i like a good amount of..AIR between ME and PEOPLE, DoN'T ToUcH Me" *agressive peepin breaths*

  • @design8ed_nee-san977
    @design8ed_nee-san977 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1000

    I agree 100% to all of these.
    Related things that make my fuse shorter are
    -Obvious signage being ignored and becoming my problem (I work retail)
    - People remodeling gorgeous Victorian houses into minimalist atrocities.

    • @goon3937
      @goon3937 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I can relate to this, people not reading obviously placed signs pisses me the hell off man. Read the damn sign or I will yell at you, I swear to god

    • @graysonfwtx
      @graysonfwtx 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      i’m on the admin team for a cfa and our parking lot is 1 way to prevent accidents on a really awkward corner and at least 40 people go the wrong way every day. we even make it hard to go in the drive thru from that way to discourage people going the wrong way and they still do it wrong 😭

    • @flavortownfanatic7280
      @flavortownfanatic7280 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Bruh, the place I work has a sign on the washroom door that says, "Please ask for a key at customer service." I get asked at least 3 times a day for the key. I am cutting fruits and vegetables. Do I look like the customer service desk? The desk is 15 feet away, I will watch them stand there and read the sign, then look at the customer service desk, and then they'll ask me. It's not that difficult. Just ask at customer service.

    • @Modern_GenLoser
      @Modern_GenLoser 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE LAST ONE

    • @goon3937
      @goon3937 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@flavortownfanatic7280 my job also has a bathroom problem, in the sense that our bathroom is reserved for customers only. So I'll have instances where I'll have non-customers ask for the bathroom code and make up the excuse that they'll buy something after using the bathroom and they don't fucking buy anything. It makes me so fucking mad and frustrated. I also get non-customers complaining that I won't let them use the bathroom without paying first. bruh it's company policy; what the fuck do you want me to do about it; I have to enforce the company rules due to fact people that have trashed our bathrooms in the past hence the reason you have to pay to use the bathroom. If you want to complain that I'm not being fair about the bathroom, you can take your ass out of my store and go use the bathroom elsewhere. Retail is a thankless job sometimes and people just take us for granted I swear 😮‍💨

  • @Monodraws
    @Monodraws 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2863

    If I may add, what peeves me off is the amount of ppl that SPEED down the streets during Halloween. I almost became another grease stain on the ground today lol. And I had to watch my younger siblings like a hawk the whole time bc the cars kept swerving around ppl like crazy😭

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

      Oh my gosh!! 😮 I'm glad you're all safe now! You're a good sibling to keep an eye on them 🥰

    • @exertations
      @exertations 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      I almost got hit in a police chase when a truck went past me on the sidewalk

    • @Allieaturtle8
      @Allieaturtle8 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      H-hawk? Hawk…. Tuah? (I’m sorry)

    • @omoriref
      @omoriref 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      It makes me want to stop in front of a car and yell "you learn in driver's education that you need to wait for pedestrians to pass first for a reason. if you can't do that, you're a bad driver."
      because these are one of the things that makes me irrationally angry.

    • @Handlesarestoopid
      @Handlesarestoopid 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      Drivers these days are just so selfish that they don't care about other people's well-being

  • @halucinator1
    @halucinator1 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2922

    Lawn care technician here. Most of those signs are required by law in the state you are in. As long as the chemical that treated the lawn is dry, you should be ok with walking on it. If it's wet, don't. Depending on the company, it's usually a mixture of urea, water and a broad leaf herbicide. I get the frustration at the signs, they should be bigger to notify people.

    • @ducky_vt3982
      @ducky_vt3982 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +315

      I have a feeling they're so small because most people getting those lawn services care more about looks than the effect the lawn has on their environment and fellow humans.

    • @schizo8923
      @schizo8923 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

      I don't understand why people let their pets go onto other people's property in the first place.

    • @dipstrip
      @dipstrip 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This, but conflicted about the actual danger when reentry periods on on the scale of hours and applicating when it wouldnt, wouldnt be wise or effective(rain/dew), put a dye that stands out from the grass in your flavor of 2,4-d instead of signs with skulls and dealing with old ladies deciding to make it their business that "omg youre spreading POISON!?" "youre DESTROYING this planet!" and you gotta say "no its trimec a selective broadleaf herbicide, heres the label, itll be dry and safe in a few hours, theres evidence that it can build up in dogs but the studies havent proven long term health problems beyond acute symptoms from a large exposure immediately after application"

    • @halucinator1
      @halucinator1 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ducky_vt3982 it's mostly cost of the flags. We use a 4" X 4" flag and a box of 500 is around $200. Prices vary depending on what is used.

    • @wongledongle340
      @wongledongle340 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +105

      ​@@schizo8923may have been a public lawn, like for a park or just a grassy space by the road

  • @serenitynow85
    @serenitynow85 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    5:48
    I also love how 'anger' makes us de-evolve to our most primal behavior

  • @Yaezuo
    @Yaezuo 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5250

    "Put your fingers out of your mouth" HOW DID YOU KNOW-

    • @bellbell251
      @bellbell251 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

      I know right?!? I was holding them up to see the comparison when he said it!

    • @YuriAnimations-y2i
      @YuriAnimations-y2i 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      He knew most of us would do that
      me inculded-

    • @ivoryphoenix7
      @ivoryphoenix7 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      He probably did the same thing.

    • @EmperorToast980
      @EmperorToast980 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      He can see the future and uses his power in the best possible way

    • @danielstorey6265
      @danielstorey6265 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      The moment he said "the width of two human fingers" I checked then I died of laughter when he told us to "take our fingers out of our mouths".

  • @keepitdicey
    @keepitdicey 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +638

    8:15 I totally agree but I've witnessed people ignore signs, twice my size, that say "CLOSED" then proceed to the door to question why it's not opening.

    • @NicolaiAAA
      @NicolaiAAA 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      FACTS. I was going to open the store I worked at and the hours sign takes up a MASSIVE window. There's like an inch of space around it that you can look through the window. And this woman and her daughter were there before we opened and her daughter goes, "When do they open mom?" And the mom, I will never forget this, was trying to look into the window AROUND THE GIANT FKING SIGN to see if there was anyone inside I guess, and goes, "I don't know honey, I don't see their hours anywhere." I walked right up to the door, pointed, and said, "They're _right there,"_ and then went inside, more than happy to lock the door behind me.

    • @verdaneart
      @verdaneart 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      IT IS THIS BAD FOR REAL
      I volunteer at a museum, and we have a touch tank with an established line. Lots of signs, roped off sections, etc. There's a big, obvious section at the front where people line up, and then we let a chunk in for a certain time, they leave out the other way, rinse and repeat. Everything is explained VERY specifically.
      Yet guess what??? People go AROUND THE BACK to the exit, and then try to ENTER FROM THERE. Sir/Ma'am, there is a HUGE line of people out in the open that you simply IGNORED, and then came AROUND BACK, to an often ROPED OFF SPOT, with a HUGE SIGN sitting in the middle of the exit that is very clearly labelled EXIT in MULTIPLE LANGUAGES. WHERE IS IT NOT CLICKING?????
      Similar thing happens with the touch tank itself! We've had a few little fish and a spiny lobster in there (We move animals around an awful lot because of renovations and such), but despite the fact that we YELL about them being NOT TOUCHABLE, and then making everyone SWEAR that they understand the rules, SO MANY PEOPLE STILL TRY TO TOUCH THEM. For the love of god, the spiny lobster is off limits BECAUSE IT HURTS TO TOUCH.
      The sheer number of people in this world that ignore the obvious and don't care about anything else is ATROCIOUS.

    • @Kynrasian
      @Kynrasian 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@NicolaiAAA I know what you mean. The self-service machines at my workplace used to run out of cash a lot, and we'd often tape handwritten signs saying "Card only" over the screens. People would move the sign, scan their first item, the machine would say "Do you wish to continue?" while displaying a message saying that it's card only, and asking the customer if they intend to pay with card, to which they'd press "yes" without reading the message, then scan the rest of their items, get all the way to payment, and then stare at the person on the till, waiting for them to come fix it.
      And every. SINGLE time, they'd say "It didn't tell me" and I get the urge to say "Yes it DID, you crusty shitstain on the pants of humanity, you just can't fucking READ!". But I'm not a confrontational or angry person at all, so I suppress that urge in favour of something more healthy, like turning it into a humorous rant later.
      Somehow, the problem has gotten better now that the self-service machines are permanently card only.

    • @bruh6984
      @bruh6984 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@NicolaiAAAthat daughter of hers is doomed

  • @a_channel2545
    @a_channel2545 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1301

    He’s finally put words to something I’ve thought for so long. If you’re gonna be rich and not use it to better the world, then I expect you to at the very least spend that money on stuff that’s cool. Like, you don’t need a mansion, but if you’re gonna have one, at least have a really awesome one.

    • @fraziercrawford
      @fraziercrawford 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      My father's parents are frackers/drillers (don't worry they disowned him and me) and their mcmansion is completely done with hobby lobby knickknacks and Mathis Brothers furniture its pathetic 😂 they were dirt farmers before they hit it big and they simply have no concept of taste outside of an outlet mall they're the worst 😂 they literally buy each other socks for chirstmas ans birthdays because they can't conceive of anything more amazing or enjoyable than a leased Lexus they can trade out every year 😂

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @fraziercrawford Your jealousy is showing.

    • @PowerSpirit50
      @PowerSpirit50 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      ​@@vincedibona4687 Who would be jealous of bad taste?

    • @dlibby4979
      @dlibby4979 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      In the UK its called "all fur coat and no knickers"

    • @The_Ossifrage
      @The_Ossifrage 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      @@vincedibona4687 It's amazing how you think people can't understand bad taste and poor value in spending without being jealous. If anything, it sounds like you're just peeved someone called out poor taste that you also share.

  • @nodl8348
    @nodl8348 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +503

    4:15 The fact he knew we would immediately put our hand in our mouth to test if it's true

  • @-TheCheeseMan-
    @-TheCheeseMan- 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +297

    2:53 I love how much emotion is in his voice

    • @sircheese6473
      @sircheese6473 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Lol

    • @siraksolotthegreat
      @siraksolotthegreat 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Why’d u do thatttt???

    • @Idiot2632
      @Idiot2632 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      guhghghg the licking sounddduhhh

  • @trollman_2345
    @trollman_2345 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +439

    I like _good_ slime. The slime that takes months to get dirty, doesn't leave your hands oily, and doesn't stick to everything so much you leave traces in the room. Yes.

    • @ave72
      @ave72 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      how/where do you procure such slime?😅

    • @trollman_2345
      @trollman_2345 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @ave72 idk, that was... Over _14 years ago._ Fuck, now i feel old.

    • @am5ters504
      @am5ters504 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@ave72 most high quality slime doesn't have lots of fallout or sticky residue. Also before handling slime you need to wash your hands and make sure it's on a clean surface, unless you want the icky gross hair slime LOL

    • @m_the_third
      @m_the_third 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah its just desgusting

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      OMG THANK YOU. Ironically what peeves me is people don't know what good slime is. (Actually this has nothing to do with this video)
      Like I hate the kind of slime this person is talking about. Cold, low quality, sticky, disgusting.
      I like the high quality ones.

  • @chickennuggetpaw
    @chickennuggetpaw 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Tbf, the homemade slime that people make asmr with usually doesn’t leave any sort of texture on your hands. One specific type that has instant snow in it makes your hands kinda wet after you play with it, but not oily or sticky. That gross storebought stuff is not only worse quality in general (hard, rubbery, smells weird) but also tends to leave residue on your hands. Totally gross.

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Store slime is a disgrace to actual slime.

    • @chickennuggetpaw
      @chickennuggetpaw 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ LITERALLY. It’s so gross and hard and just blech!

  • @orange757
    @orange757 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +338

    My mom hangs wallpaper, typically for rich folk, since nobody else really gets wallpaper here. they ALWAYS have the worst taste. I'm talking the most busy designs with the same pattern on the pillowcases, curtains, and bedding. Or straight up just the most bland solid color that you might as well have just painted it yourself. Or inked silk wallpaper that makes you feel sick from the fumes of the ink.
    I swear the more money you have the worse your taste gets in decor. I hate it.

    • @SteveAkaDarktimes
      @SteveAkaDarktimes 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Rich people don't have the time and skill to make the building they live in an real home. its all about the sticker price to brag about, not the actual look.

    • @grey.tmc.
      @grey.tmc. 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      if i were rich, i would decorate my house to look like the ocean or something, and have seal plushies everywhere

    • @raizensamson6723
      @raizensamson6723 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Where i work, we make drapes for basically anyone who will pay. Mostly rich folk.
      Ever seen antelope curtians? I have. They are not pretty. Only about 1/3 of the curtins we make are actually decent and/or kinda cute, the rest are downright hideous or just really boring tans.

  • @pseudohippie55
    @pseudohippie55 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +370

    Speaking of personal space, even though I've been out of high school for MANY years now, I still remember the vitriol I felt when teachers would stand OVER you and stare at your desk when you were taking a test.
    It made me nervous and angry.
    You dont have to do that to check if someone's cheating.
    So stop.
    Please.

    • @creativeartstudios6792
      @creativeartstudios6792 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      my teachers would do this alot when we had to write in google docs.. I started typing in white so teachers couldn't see anything.

  • @navejar2764
    @navejar2764 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +767

    FINALLY
    SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE POINTLESSNESS OF THE KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE BOX'S LITTLE STUPID HOLES

    • @Wintertime04
      @Wintertime04 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      GGGHHH... YOU PEEVE ME OFF!!!

    • @walterandjessesmemelab
      @walterandjessesmemelab 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      It’s like the perforation isn’t deep enough… it’s on the very outer edge of the box so all it is is a cosmetic and not of real use

    • @carbonatedcosmo7665
      @carbonatedcosmo7665 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      that's why i just always open the boxes from the top tbh, the perforation is USELESS

    • @BishounenOtoko
      @BishounenOtoko 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I didn't even notice it!!
      I usually just open it from the top. LOL.

    • @shoobfloof22
      @shoobfloof22 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I tried to use the perforation once and found it impossible and useless, it's garbage xD. What i usually do is get my fingernail under the two flaps at the edge and then rip the flaps off completely xD

  • @josh_1354
    @josh_1354 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    This is the only channel where I’ll actually watch the sponsor part and not skip thru it

    • @nmbn5337
      @nmbn5337 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same bro ,he always makes EVERYTHING funny somehow EVEN SPONSERS THE MOST BORING THING ON TH-cam

  • @LucasCristi-yo2qm
    @LucasCristi-yo2qm 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +133

    6:18 “this is glorpshplit”

  • @viktor.s5_
    @viktor.s5_ 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +991

    "People who say "short" instead of average height, like people are tall and short. And somehow there's no room for average. You're always hot or cold, and there's no warm, fast or slow, full or hungry, day or night? Is your world so rigid that you are bound by the rule of black and white?" - very wise and charming words from Ice Cream Sandwich

    • @nikoskonstantinidis4069
      @nikoskonstantinidis4069 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      This guy: so its mi- BONK
      No. Average. And average only

    • @zzyxxyzz5442
      @zzyxxyzz5442 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      idk where i heard it, or in what context, but isn't there like some philosophy stuff about "non-duality" or something? like realizing stuff isn't figuratively black and white or whatever?

    • @amandak.4246
      @amandak.4246 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      seems similar for weight. fat people tend to call people who are a healthy weight skinny. like there's no in between

    • @thetruebadevil
      @thetruebadevil 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@amandak.4246 and I’ve seen a lot of skinny people say anyone without a flat stomach is automatically unhealthy and fat. Why can’t people accept that “healthy” looks different for different people 😭

    • @DarknessLPs
      @DarknessLPs 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      as someone who is 6'2", anyone below 6 ft is short to me.....

  • @CorbenikTheRebirth
    @CorbenikTheRebirth 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +180

    As a listener to ASMR vids, I understand the "personal space" aspect you mentioned, which is why I mainly only listen to "no talking" asmr vids.

    • @Chubbasaurus
      @Chubbasaurus 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I love ASMR, my sister hates it, and she glares absolute daggers if I eat too loud.

    • @the_dark_jumper2211
      @the_dark_jumper2211 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Agreed, I find that talking asmr, especially whispering, low-key jumpscares me.

    • @DrDingsGaster
      @DrDingsGaster 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Same here! The whisper sounds do me a big angry too.

    • @valaya.3
      @valaya.3 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I used to feel that way and felt really weird about the whispering in my ears, but I got used to it long ago and now most of the time I prefer it. But I also rarely listen with headphones, which probably makes a big difference. The strange thing is that even though I'd enjoy it with headphones, I would hate it in real life. It also depends on the creator...if I don't know them and their vibe is off for me, no thank nuh uh

    • @rinpaisys
      @rinpaisys 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I only like cat purring or keyboard clacking asmr. No humans allowed.

  • @flareon9415
    @flareon9415 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    1:10 on everything I live for, this is because it’s a really cheap slime meant for mass production and not comfort. The really good expensive slimes/home made slimes don’t have this problem

  • @TheADHDCat
    @TheADHDCat 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +350

    Literally recoiled at how amazingly animated the lick was.. 😭2:50

  • @storkbroker339
    @storkbroker339 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1008

    4:15 damn he got me

    • @justanothergamer64
      @justanothergamer64 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      SAME BRO
      I'm literally dying

    • @finnybrooks8068
      @finnybrooks8068 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      He read me like a book.

    • @nafisa.t13
      @nafisa.t13 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      I reacted like a 3 year old eating food off the floor

    • @greenbean7355
      @greenbean7355 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Gotta fact check

    • @ISO_ROBOT
      @ISO_ROBOT 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      yep

  • @HanamoriKuna
    @HanamoriKuna 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +193

    7:01 the hand audibly shaking the Mac n cheese box before just ripping it in half is so funny and real. 😂

    • @ohmaplaymaker
      @ohmaplaymaker 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      folowing by that distressed "Perfect" 😂

    • @CharzzTheAnimated
      @CharzzTheAnimated 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      “It’s so incredibly- POINTLESSSS.”

  • @FloppyBeef-v9k
    @FloppyBeef-v9k 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Neighbors that dont control their dogs. I have NEVER had the thoughts im having now after 5 years of this amount of noise. When i snap, EVERYONE will suffer the consequences.

  • @janezat2939
    @janezat2939 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +668

    I did not know I had misophonia, so before I found out it even exists, I thought that getting unnaturally infuriated with my coworkers causally eating and wanting to choke them out on the spot was just a thing that some people do. Chewing sounds just really PEEVE me off :I

    • @ShadowHound15
      @ShadowHound15 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      I don't know why but I read that as mesothelioma in my head at first.

    • @dizzy_jump
      @dizzy_jump 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      same man. it sucks

    • @BiggusPuggus
      @BiggusPuggus 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      i was a nightmare when i was younger about this with my sibs, they felt the tantrum i threw when it came to chewing sounds but they at least stopped eating chips around me ;w; i compromised after a while.

    • @user-ee6lk1pb6w
      @user-ee6lk1pb6w 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Same, but the chewing sound doesn't piss me off. It's the fact that people chew with their mouths open, It's gross. please be civilized and chew with your mouth closed.

    • @eglol
      @eglol 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      I hate those sounds too, but they don't make me angry per se. What I do *really* hate though is those weird sounds people make like they're about to bring up spit from their mouth and spit or something... What the fricc even are they doing?? But it's so *annoying*

  • @madammazon2942
    @madammazon2942 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +277

    Ice cream I gotta say, your animations have gotten so much more expressive and smooth! Especially in this video I noticed how naturally the character movements were and I was cackling at the little details you put in that make all the characters so alive.
    You have come far my friend! I'm loving it!

  • @CaitlinKoi
    @CaitlinKoi 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +209

    I am with you on all of this, even as a fan of ASMR. There are some noises that I just HATE, that seem to be so popular, like mouth sounds and scratching. Just gross like that sticky oily slime.

    • @NoctivagantDiurnal
      @NoctivagantDiurnal 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Mouth noises that ain't subtle is garbage

    • @leandraleo281
      @leandraleo281 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      mouth noises make me feel like dying

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know, the phenomenon you're describing is probably misophonia. Look it up! It's not uncommon.

    • @NoctivagantDiurnal
      @NoctivagantDiurnal 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Drekromancer yeah, what bro said

    • @JelonzoBestJebby
      @JelonzoBestJebby 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      💛🧑‍🦱💛

  • @Whambambi
    @Whambambi 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Listening to the animal crossing music in the background reminded me of when I used to listen to it’s for hours while studying. It’s just so soothing and calm. Love it!

  • @sunlitriddle2294
    @sunlitriddle2294 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

    your little Angy Creatur self is SUCH a mood. I feel that way multiple times in a day

  • @bradyharpe6051
    @bradyharpe6051 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +175

    When I was a kid every time I had slime my mom made me play with it on a very specific tray so that it wouldn't get hair and dirt all in it so that meant that I ended up really enjoying slime because it didn't get a bunch of hair or dirt in it

  • @Sintanity
    @Sintanity 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +225

    "I'm 5'9'' and that's SHORT to you?!"
    Me, from holland, the tallest country on the planet: uh. yeah

    • @warriorcatkitty
      @warriorcatkitty 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      im 5'1 so 5'9 would seem tall to me xD

    • @jcplays1749
      @jcplays1749 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Let's take your legs out and see who's short... Sorry.

    • @TebecyBrad
      @TebecyBrad 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      5'9" is the average height of Dutch women. It's also the average height of American men. My Dutch lady friend is the same height as me

    • @Cr3Ek_l0v3R
      @Cr3Ek_l0v3R 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm not even 5'0 at 14 (2 hours til birthday

    • @mememaster695
      @mememaster695 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I'm 6'4, and I make sure to tell anyone who is more than an inch shorter than me that they are short. The rage you get when you call a 6'2 guy short is exquisite.

  • @PyroJosh222
    @PyroJosh222 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the vid proof of him opening the mac and cheese box was the funniest thing iv seen in a while 😂😂😂😂 i love this guy he should live forever 🙌🏼

  • @miafoley8582
    @miafoley8582 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +374

    4:15 Well now I feel called out.
    Also, Annie's is the superior mac'n'cheese and yes, I will die on that hill.

    • @aaron.s1531
      @aaron.s1531 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Here lies @miafoley8582
      They died with their opinion in hand
      On that hill
      May they rest in peace

    • @subrinazeller
      @subrinazeller 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I dint put it in my mouth but I did put my finger next to my mouth

    • @jpting_
      @jpting_ 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      He got me too

    • @miafoley8582
      @miafoley8582 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@aaron.s1531 Congratulations, I just scared my dog awake by snorting too hard at that. 😅

    • @Colbeanz24
      @Colbeanz24 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Fax

  • @janeyragonzalez4085
    @janeyragonzalez4085 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +507

    Something that makes me rationally happy is when ice cream sandwich uploads

  • @Mx.muffin
    @Mx.muffin 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +205

    Seeing rich people have the most boring ass mansions infuriate me to an alarming degree. YOU HAVE SO MUCH MONEY, USE IT FOR SOMETHING COOL AT LEAST!!

    • @brohen
      @brohen 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Even if i was a millionaire I'd want a regular sized and mostly modest house. The yard and the fence is where I'd go all out

    • @ThylineTheGay
      @ThylineTheGay 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      They sold the ability to be cool for two dollars fifty

  • @serpentartist1348
    @serpentartist1348 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So real for all of this. I never even had slime, I've never even touched it, but I remember seeing ads on the TV and finding them deeply upsetting just to look at

  • @pengiunanimatorguy
    @pengiunanimatorguy 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +604

    Funny ice cream guy has returned yippee

    • @peppergenYT
      @peppergenYT 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      underrated comment

    • @yosofJemeh
      @yosofJemeh 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Phuny ise ceam gui

    • @elizabethhernandez1456
      @elizabethhernandez1456 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts

  • @lindsayshanks7555
    @lindsayshanks7555 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    5:41
    Perfectly describes what making a purposely expensive house in the Sims 4 is like
    Every expensive option is ugly or clashes with each other. But if you wanna have a build that's outrageously expensive you gotta use them

  • @Auburn_Rusame0704
    @Auburn_Rusame0704 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    5:50 Bro took ‘eat the rich’ to the next level damn

  • @pastelstew
    @pastelstew 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Perfect timing with the "take your fingers out of your mouth" I was shocked 😂

  • @SunnyDxysAwait
    @SunnyDxysAwait 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +148

    ANDY GOT ME SO GOOD AT THE "get your fingers out of your mouth" i was TRYING to see if it was ACCORUATE that peeved me off!! >:C 4:15

  • @Cossaint
    @Cossaint 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

    This guy actually makes sponsors fun to watch

    • @simonecassman
      @simonecassman 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I show these to my lil brother and he tries to skip the sponsorship and I'm like "WAIT.... Let him cook"

  • @Grianfan90
    @Grianfan90 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +558

    2:31 Hating ASMR might actually be an ADHD thing since my mom and I both hate it, too.

    • @Moose42115
      @Moose42115 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      I hate
      It too

    • @abigailromaine4941
      @abigailromaine4941 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Me too

    • @Basement_CNC
      @Basement_CNC 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Yep can affirm, have some flavour of ADHD and hate it too

    • @DrPhenomena
      @DrPhenomena 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      ASMR is absolutely awful to my ears

    • @theblazingblight
      @theblazingblight 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Dang, strike 327 (idk its a lot at this point) for why I might have ADHD.

  • @JacksonToone
    @JacksonToone 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Angry Andy gave me nightmares, the cover is legit meant for a horror film

  • @PheonixBoi64
    @PheonixBoi64 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +135

    2:11 The "AsMr" was perfectly gross

    • @peanutdabird5054
      @peanutdabird5054 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Is dat a hollowknight player i see?:0

    • @K0lt0nw3lch
      @K0lt0nw3lch 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think it iz

    • @KwAnTheSilly
      @KwAnTheSilly 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You searched up “Hollow knight profile picture” didn’t you
      Cause i have the same image on my steam account lol

  • @loopsinty7758
    @loopsinty7758 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    7:05 the anger in that “PERFECT” makes me guffaw

  • @ScarOfTheSea
    @ScarOfTheSea 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    4:14 I wanted to check for myself and when he said the “take your fingers out of your mouth” I started laughing and coughing and choking on my coughs omg that was hilarious wtf

  • @eloraandkhan3288
    @eloraandkhan3288 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    why is this like your best video ever? your rant is so relatable. Also how dare you call me out on putting my fingers in my mouth! lol

  • @Ottoiscool
    @Ottoiscool 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +75

    He's the only youtuber that makes an advertisment entertaining and actually not making me insta skip it

  • @Chloe-Lim101
    @Chloe-Lim101 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    the ads that you edit are THE ONLY ads i will watch willingly :D

  • @victoriavvc
    @victoriavvc 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    The mad Andy being a (probably small) angry dog was just too funny

  • @jaylambers6081
    @jaylambers6081 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I hated asmr, but I found one kind that just melted my brain. It's just wood pearls in water. That's the shit.

  • @IsiahTomas
    @IsiahTomas 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    I was just reading on another comment thread about how we rate singing ability as either a 1 or 10 and not really regard the 4-6 range as also being acceptable. So far, I've theorized this is why pop music is an endurable genre.

  • @MahélieB
    @MahélieB 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    Please never stop making videos. Everytime me and my father sees you’ve posted, we wait to be able to watch it together as we always laugh! It is such a wonderful daughter and father moment that I cherish ☺️

  • @MyChannel_has_Only1_HAPPYVideo
    @MyChannel_has_Only1_HAPPYVideo 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Just realized all my life’s joys have mysteriously disappeared… starting with ASMR. Next thing you know, I’ll be saying 'I actually love Mondays'

  • @phosxd
    @phosxd 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    “Take your fingers out of your mouth” actually got me, bro knew exactly what I was doing at that moment 🤣

  • @BDFireFist
    @BDFireFist 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Finally, someone understood How I feel about ASMR and slime and rich people shit, google privacy policy-ass signs, food that has to be consumed using a chin saw and fricking middle ground and lastly, box designs that are meant to summon my inner demons. Ahh, I feel very good now, somebody finally spoke about the unspoken BS.

  • @MuyuNyan
    @MuyuNyan 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

    Best Halloween event yet.

  • @mrgameandsnacks1379
    @mrgameandsnacks1379 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    I'm so glad Andy hates ASMR for the same exact reason I do. I feel so validated

    • @myrezz8833
      @myrezz8833 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      My bf told me the same thing. Feels like someone’s right behind him even when the video isn’t. I don’t enjoy mukbangs tho; watching people eat is gross.

    • @michaelvasquez9620
      @michaelvasquez9620 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Personally for me muk bangs have to be unexaggerated and more like a meal with how a normal person eats, because then I can feel​ like I'm eating with someone or enjoying good food vicariously, I hate the giant amounts of food many others eat as it just looks so bloating and disgustingly unhealthy. Usually I like hearing people talk about the food too though so I'm pretty particular about things lol
      Tl:Dr I hate the gross amounts and exaggerated ways people eat in many mukbangs @@myrezz8833

  • @nanardeurlambda
    @nanardeurlambda 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    8:00 mind you, I wouldn't trust in the amount of care people that feel the need to poison their lawn are capable of.

  • @senatorstevenarmstrong7434
    @senatorstevenarmstrong7434 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    IceCreamSandwich is one of the handful of TH-camrs that I enjoy watching the sponsor sections for.

  • @blacknyellow962
    @blacknyellow962 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    6:45 This can be said for so many different random cardboard/plastic containers. Nothing is more is sad when it comes to cereal (besides not having milk) than ripping the bag so it pours out weird.

  • @Madmadsdrawing
    @Madmadsdrawing 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    1:35 THE GROWLING AND HOPS AND 5:48 THE BIT IM DYINGGGG 😂😂😂😂

  • @Yummychickennuggetya
    @Yummychickennuggetya 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    "This is glorpshplit" 🗣🔥

    • @joe_elmore
      @joe_elmore 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      the voice changer too lol

  • @Moore4you
    @Moore4you 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Haha look at this short 5'9" guy thinking he is average height." -This Tall 6'0" Guy

    • @Moore4you
      @Moore4you 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Very much satire and genuinely agree with this concept being ridiculous.

  • @ST1CK-Mations
    @ST1CK-Mations 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +152

    1:23 Toy Story 2 ah moment

    • @jordidraws7723
      @jordidraws7723 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Underrated comment. 😂

    • @-TheCheeseMan-
      @-TheCheeseMan- 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I winced at how funny this was 😭

    • @chickenanddoodles
      @chickenanddoodles 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      the ah moment

    • @flamelord758
      @flamelord758 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Bye wooodyyyyy

    • @MarcelKędziora-w7r
      @MarcelKędziora-w7r 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Quite accurately "I dont want to play anymore"

  • @ivoryphoenix7
    @ivoryphoenix7 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

    got up to stop my cat from knocking things over and came back to 1:35

  • @Grianfan90
    @Grianfan90 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    8:11 We have standardized neon yellow signs, and they're so much better.

  • @moriahpannenberg
    @moriahpannenberg 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    me and one of my sisters watch you and talk a lot about our favorite videos and now we have a good bond over a youtuber so thanks for that💚

  • @therebellion96
    @therebellion96 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    4:27 Okay, NOW we are getting somewhere! This is a gripe I can actually understand. I don't know what happened that made people think that any height between 5ft,7 and 5ft,11 is short!

    • @KingdomOfDimensions
      @KingdomOfDimensions 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Combination of social media and dating apps, probably.

    • @seguaye
      @seguaye 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      fr. human average height is 5’6”, anyone calling someone who’s 5’9” short is probably just ungodly tall

    • @Splatoonspyro
      @Splatoonspyro 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Skill issue

    • @TomMinnow
      @TomMinnow 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@Splatoonspyromay your legs cramp horribly on every flight, every drive and may you one day need to hide in a small space to survive zombie attack and FAIL :)

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Spider-Man's comic actual height is 5'10"
      I believe Captain America is 6'1"
      Wolverine is 5'1" in case anyone is wondering. (Puck of Marvel's Alpha Flight should be about 4-6 inches less)

  • @Zathren
    @Zathren 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    I get it dude.
    Never understood ASMR personally. Well, except the World's Quietest Let's Play. That made me happy.

    • @spam-el3ee
      @spam-el3ee 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Markiplier fan spotted‼️ 🫵

    • @kaleenar963
      @kaleenar963 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      In my experience ASMR varies a lot in quality, the good ones give the tingles and the bad ones make you go “EW GET OUT OF MY EAR”

  • @bek.ah.sketch
    @bek.ah.sketch 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +157

    4:03 "There should be a law that prohibits burgers from being bigger than the average human mouth size which is...around the width of three human fingers."
    Me: *about to put my three human fingers in my mouth*
    "Take your fingers out of your mouth."

    • @ubblebungus
      @ubblebungus 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      why do you have three human fingers

    • @Pausethechaos
      @Pausethechaos 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@ubblebungus 🤨

    • @ubblebungus
      @ubblebungus 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Pausethechaos are you not concerned that they have 3 human finger, and were about to put them in their mouth!?

    • @redwolf6213
      @redwolf6213 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I literally paused the video to do just that.😂

    • @rinpaisys
      @rinpaisys 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I could only fit 2.
      My jaw too small, refuse to open past 2 human fingers. Lol

  • @itzpeachy2111
    @itzpeachy2111 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Icecreamsandwich is just about the only TH-camr where I don’t skip past the sponsor because it’s also as entertaining. Also, can we talk about the fact that he has said “this video is sponsored by nordVPN!” in almost every one of his videos and it’s always different and unique.

  • @MeteorSmash
    @MeteorSmash 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    My biggest pet peeve is when someone gets mad and chastises me for something I didn't even do or was aware of. Even worse when they don't apologize after finding out i was innocent.

    • @sparaxisblanc2473
      @sparaxisblanc2473 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Bro...
      That's what I've been putting up with for nine years now. The pain is unreal.

    • @DezAmmySel
      @DezAmmySel 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      you know who ELSE gets mad and chastises me for something I didn't even do or was aware of, and doesn't apologize after finding out that I was innocent all along?
      *_MY MOM!_*

  • @tataritrades6992
    @tataritrades6992 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    Nah for the house thing I’ll explain as a designer: that much solid wood in a complete frame is RIDICULOUSLY expensive to the point where you need some of the best carpenters in the world to get that quality of finish done. Not a bad home, just not suitable to everyone’s taste.

    • @alinaserizwimasekophiri1708
      @alinaserizwimasekophiri1708 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I actually like it

    • @flaminG-Ghost
      @flaminG-Ghost 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      If I spent 1 million dollars on something and then someone has to explain that it costs 1 million dollars to everyone else except the people who made it, bought it or know about it.... Then my guy I have failed at spending that million dollar and I may have just burned it or worse.... charity 🤮

    • @alinaserizwimasekophiri1708
      @alinaserizwimasekophiri1708 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @tataritrades6992 but why do I have to explain its cost? It's expensive and worth the price tag to me and I think that's enough.

    • @chadrific
      @chadrific 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Expense doesn’t equal taste

    • @franchezq_1665
      @franchezq_1665 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      the price also increases if the wood used is from an expensive tree, plus the size of the lot is huge too, of course its ridiculously expensive

  • @SomeInternetUser45
    @SomeInternetUser45 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +175

    not me putting my fingers in my mouth at 4:10 XD

    • @ampadedoda5027
      @ampadedoda5027 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I feel like these videos are being watched by a bunch of curious smart monkeys that will test anything random like that out and im one of them

    • @ewoklord-726
      @ewoklord-726 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I put my fingers in AFTER he said not to. >:)

    • @lilithhyde1592
      @lilithhyde1592 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I was just about to put him in as he said that

    • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
      @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      4 finger mouth occupant 👉😎

    • @lilithhyde1592
      @lilithhyde1592 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 bro, same!

  • @beyondthenightlight
    @beyondthenightlight 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    EXCUSE ME! But can anybody tell me of any other channel where the most replayed part is when the ad _starts?!_ Hello? That's awesome! Seriously, though, great job with these videos and the ads! Love them all!

  • @temmiehoi688
    @temmiehoi688 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    6:33 as a Kraft mac and cheeser, i never once use the tab thing cause i would open the top part to get cheese bag anyways

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I never even noticed those tabs before, I've always just opened it normally

    • @Rayquazion9000
      @Rayquazion9000 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@bonnietelocole6777 funny how it's so useless that ignoring it entirely is the normal way

  • @RisingJay
    @RisingJay 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +74

    I remember getting this goo slime Venom toy from when Spider-Man 3 was just coming out, and when I got on a plane the goo tube burst in my carry-on bag and ruined EVERYTHING 😭

    • @Shadethedragonpuppeteer
      @Shadethedragonpuppeteer 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That peevs me off

    • @Heywspbro
      @Heywspbro 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@RisingJay fr 😭

    • @taqresu5865
      @taqresu5865 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I had that same exact toy! I never opened the goo package though. I'm not even sure what happened to it. Chances are we just threw it away. I wanted nothing to do with it.

  • @mcmuinorac5848
    @mcmuinorac5848 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    3:12 Missed opportunity to have that pastry be a cookie instead

    • @karimalramlawi7228
      @karimalramlawi7228 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or chocolate bar as refrence to monster house eating meme😂

  • @Germanp778
    @Germanp778 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    4:15 MAN WHY'D YOU CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT?? I MADE SUCH A FOOL OF MYSELF IN FRONT OF MY BEST FRIEND 😭

  • @FantomPhoenix
    @FantomPhoenix 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

    8:56 isn't that just hard liquor?

    • @pihlajafox
      @pihlajafox 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      And anesthesia medication

    • @kaskjmerecollier3917
      @kaskjmerecollier3917 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Gotta love that adult poison

    • @ThylineTheGay
      @ThylineTheGay 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And cigarettes

    • @Steelpoly3dJ316
      @Steelpoly3dJ316 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And that One Chip Challenge thing that got discontinued and banned in some countries.

  • @aidankrop1658
    @aidankrop1658 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +146

    8:27 no, the solution is to not chemically treat lawns at all. Let whatever grows grow damn it.

    • @ubblebungus
      @ubblebungus 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      and if you dont want something growing, physically remove it. sure, it may come back, but if you care for your lawn THAT much, I'm sure you can handle some gardening

    • @victor_creator
      @victor_creator 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      What about insects? You can’t exactly just pull up unwanted insects.

    • @elisabethhaas9760
      @elisabethhaas9760 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Why does lawn need chemical treatment anyway? It is lawn! It will grow, leave it alone! Besides what if it starts raining? Do these people want harmful chemicals in their ground and water supply? Like, what the heck people?

    • @Torden-Thor
      @Torden-Thor 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@victor_creator so youre gonna dump fucking chemicals on it???????

    • @juliettev.6309
      @juliettev.6309 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@victor_creator Insects are an essential part of nature, all of them are useful in some way to the ecosystem, you can't get rid of them (and poison everything around in the process)(because yes pesticides are harmful to more than just the pests) just because they're a bit icky.

  • @NateAllDay
    @NateAllDay 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    Just came back from a funeral and this is definitely entertaining me, thanks.❤

    • @Strawhat-raccoon-dog
      @Strawhat-raccoon-dog 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      sorry to hear that ❤❤❤

    • @litigioussociety4249
      @litigioussociety4249 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      A funeral on Halloween? Isn't that just inviting the person to haunt someone?

    • @erika-paigehutch3930
      @erika-paigehutch3930 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Sorry for your loss, i went to one exactly one week ago

    • @MangoMagica
      @MangoMagica 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I’m sorry for your loss, man

    • @Catsgirl32
      @Catsgirl32 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My condolences! Hope you're doing okay, take care!

  • @that_mazdamiata
    @that_mazdamiata 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    4:15 WHAT HOW!!!1!1!1!!1??? are you watching me-

  • @clashpigsmk1564
    @clashpigsmk1564 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +135

    IceCreamSandwich and JSchlatt both posting videos about things teny hate wasnt on my Halloween Bingo Card

    • @Skoigen
      @Skoigen 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      searched schlatt in f3 just to see if anyone else noticed

    • @HulkJustice
      @HulkJustice 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      jschlatt fails the ahole test

    • @realmbeyondtheshadow
      @realmbeyondtheshadow 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      literally saw this video right after schlatt and thought the same thing lmao

    • @halpysbane3373
      @halpysbane3373 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      My thoughts exactly

    • @DezAmmySel
      @DezAmmySel 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Skoigen TIL you can use F3 instead of Ctrl+F to search a page. Thanks! :D

  • @郑佳莹
    @郑佳莹 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    the food being too big thing is even worse for me cuz I have a jaw problem and i can't open my mouth all the way or it starts hurting

    • @marinela384
      @marinela384 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Does it feel like your jawbone gets stuck so it won't let your mouth open?

    • @郑佳莹
      @郑佳莹 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@marinela384actually yeah! I don’t know why tho I just live with it. Sometimes it’s not as bad so..

    • @Quonk079
      @Quonk079 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@郑佳莹 might be your TMJ (temporomandibular joint), you should definitely get that checked

    • @郑佳莹
      @郑佳莹 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Quonk079thank you! But it goes away for like 2 months, and I think it’s gone, then it comes back full force, and people tell me it’s stress or something

    • @郑佳莹
      @郑佳莹 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wait how did a comment about food being too big lead to a medical analyst about me

  • @spicypickle7279
    @spicypickle7279 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    3:41 “look at these 2 boogers”

    • @joe_elmore
      @joe_elmore 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      bruh thats how i say it tho ;-;

    • @spicypickle7279
      @spicypickle7279 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@joe_elmore reminds me of the abdu rozik “borgir” meme

    • @DJNATGIO
      @DJNATGIO 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I thought he said that. But for sure I say "burger"