Fallout New Vegas For People Who Haven't Played It
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The Libertarian debate gets even better when Gary Johnson says "Y'know, maybe drivers should know how to drive" and he gets fucking *booed* for it.
Libertarians are like: We should NOT force pilots to learn how to fly! Do you know who else force pilots to learn how to fly? Stalin! Anyone should have the right to do something they don’t understand! Let the blind do photography, deaf do the sound mixing, mute do the speeches, and libertarians run the country. I'm Out! *Goes down to the basement full of children*
Just wait until you ask their opinion on age of consent laws.
First Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never ask what the Age of Consent should be.
Second Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never ask how the courts should work.
Third Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never wonder who will own government industry when a libertarian regime is established.
Fourth Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never ask where political rivals disappear when the Libertarian regime is established.
Sixth Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never ask what is the fifth rule.
Seventh Rule of the Libertarian Club: Never ask about Slavery.
I can't believe I agreed with them on things when I was younger because of disinformation and not knowing how to think in different ways.🤦♂️
It's ok @@caiden3396 we all start out uninformed as kids and young adults. Plus even as adults, we have sometimes gaps in our knowledge and that's kinda understandable given how we are not all raised the exact same way with any universal set of truths either, and that is both partly a good and bad thing alike.
You hafta just develop as you go and decide for yourself how you wanna think about certain issues. And sometimes many hard issues can be nuanced. I had for years a lot of bad toxic beliefs and people I used to think were smart but didn't realize were corrupt and misinformed too, and it takes wisdom and maturity to grow past things like that and be both self forgiving while aware that you have not gotten the truth always perfect before. Be proud of yourself for making and admitting these developments, because you are showing more wisdom than a lot of folks who say and genuinely think they can never be wrong, be it on a gut instinct or any referenced info source, 100%.
No matter what ending you pick, you absolutely cannot allow Elvis Abuse to happen. The King is a pure soul who deserves better than that.
eh hes a _little_ NCR Racist but then again the NCR are a little the king racist so it balances out. I love the king.
in the words of Gabriel ultrakill: "Gee thanks the king"
@@QuartzRoolzThe wasteland needs more racism fuck the NCR house gangggg
The Kings are the 2nd best tribes left in the Mojave. Right behind the Great Khans and just before the Boomers.
The man gives you a cyborg dog for crying out loud. That's why I always befriend them every playthrough.
In all the previous times I played NV I helped the kings. I did the same in the last one. But then when I was in Freeside I accidentally shot one of the kings while trying to kill a thug, then the kings started attacking me and from that point things scalated quickly. What I'm trying to say is that I may or may not have killed the King... and then I may or may not have eaten his corpse
Just you wait until Goob meets Father Elijah.
“So what’s your angle-“
“W I P E T H E S L A T E C L E A N”
"B U R N I T D O W N"
Senator Armstrong?! What are you doing here?
Elijah really came in and stole Caesar's spot as the most morally corrupt motherfucker in the Mojave
Bring us the girl.
Wipe away the debt.
Mr. House "Why did you kill The President"
Players "He tried to make me pay taxes"
Mr. House "Understandable"
Based and reliable!
@@hansolo235 Mr House makes people pay taxes too, genius.
@@H240909 yeah but me. and like a true american i only care about myself adn the rich man paying me.
@@H240909 yeah but it’s only in his city and he doesn’t force himself on the wasteland
@@50-frames-of-stick71 He does if you put him in charge.
Pooh would never require you to have a license to toast bread. How would anyone make their honey toast? Oh bother....
But Pooh would make sure everyone was being safe doing everything else so they can enjoy the honey toast in peace
I wonder which Faction Pooh bear would’ve picked?
@@forgottenartform”Oh I wouldn’t want to tell them they couldn’t keep driving their cars to the grocery store, well, how would they be able to pick up honey? Well, just as long as they promise to be safe I don’t want to burden their daily responsibilities…”
Pooh, bless u.
@@maxkennedy7430he would pick yes man because he seems nice but since neither of them wants to boss around the other they would just restore democracy.
@@maxkennedy7430
You got it wrong way around. The factions would have all chosen Pooh bear.
Deciding the fate of the Mojave is a lot of responsibility for a mailman with potential brain damage.
Not even potential
nah it's fine.... The fallout TV show solved that for us. : )
that show blows
Play with 1 int the whole game and roleplay as a braindamaged buffoon. Best run
Deciding the fate of the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
"potential"
1:15
Fun Fact: You can actually spare The Kings in House's ending. To do this, you just have to make them go on a full blown war with the NCR and drive them outta Freeside. House will take this as a sign of loyalty and incorporate them into the Strip Families.
Unfortunately, no matter what you do, House will still want you to nuke the shit outta the BoS Bunker. So yeah, Veronica's always gonna be pissed if you pick Mr. House
Are you fucking with us? Holy shit, I'm reinstalling NV today just to do this!!! How did I miss this option!?
@@cajunguy6502yes it's Tru
Huh, it's kinda impressive that they factored that in as an option. Sucks that resolving things peacefully gets everyone killed in the end, but still cool haha.
The BoS in NV are stupid anyways.
The Mojave brotherhood sucks so much I'd happily kill them all (hell in the Yes Man ending they effectively become power armoured Highwaymen), shame about Veronica but honestly none of her endings are really happy as is.
Fun fact, there is an extremely specific scenario where House wins and leaves the Kings to do their own thing, that only happens if you fuck up the quest to patch the Kings and NCR faction relations
At the day of the battle of hoover dam, the Kings launch an attack on the NCR solders that are sitting in Freeside, House sees this as an example of loyalty to The Strip, so he decides to leave them be as the main faction in Freeside
I love how such a random thing that would be inconsecuential in 99% of games determines the fate of the faction for the House ending, I fucking love New Vegas
not just fuck up, deliberately fuck up by killing their provision officers
@@Gun_Metal_Grey I got it by accident by getting to close too the NCR officers when they told me to not get any closer, which they obviously interpreted as agressive, so that unleashed the entire war
@@GodOfGames523 also fun fact, in House playthrough, if you are Good Karma Courier, staging NCR-Kings war is the only negative karma activity in the entire questlines.
But so does killing House is negative.
New Vegas truly is a game with lots of grey choices
@@Gun_Metal_Grey oh i did that by accident. ya just let pacer be pacer during that quest and the kings attack the ncr. i had to google how to have them not do that.
@@Gun_Metal_Greykarma is very scuffed in new vegas because the game is basically a mod of 3 and they didn't have time to fully replace it with reputation.
"if i pick you im not gonna hear the end of this sorry" 😂😂
@PastelLavenderYT ok i wont
Wait really?
@@ChristianWhittaker-bv9nv bot
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@PastelLavenderYT Then why you post it?
Don’t forget that a literal molerat is smarter than Caesar
Said mole rat also has the same intelligence stat as Mr House and that amuses me more than it should've XD
(and they all have less INT than the guy with a "theoretical degree in physics")
Snuffles for independent New Vegas president 2281
With how I play, Snuffles is usually smarter than me, too.
To be fair, he does have a brain tumor.
Mama Murphy is stronger than Fraud Horrigan
That is a ridiculously spot on Lily impression
_"Hi! I'm a mailman who got_ *_shot in the face!"_*
😂😂😂
“That makes me responsible, I don’t like it.”
True lol
I just had a flashback to my very first playthrough where I had those ✨ _SAME FEELINGS_ ✨
hi rem
Yes Man requires a lot of work but that's the appeal of it. It's for the anarchist who wants to put effort in their plans.
@@larrylaffer3246 It's not anarquism tho, it's YOU taking power, a dictatorship (for good or evil), anarchism would be destroying all the big powers and leaving the rest of new vegas to sort themselves out (they'd just creat some other big power).
This is proof that there's something DEEPLY wrong with anyone who wants to be in charge.
of all the companions he could have shown
I'm so glad he picked Grandma Lily
Grandma is best companion of all time. Second only to dogmeat in 4
Well, she is the best companion
@@alexaresco2063 nah rex is better than dog meat
Lily impression was spot-on, i love Grandma Lily
Me too
Lily is the best companion of all the fallout games
@@silasglasgow2085 agreed
"You're like a talking TV" so fucking relatable
I feel like condemning a faction for killing people in Fallout is like condemning a bird for flapping it's wings.
Honestly, like dude the world is already fucked it's going to take ages to return to a civilized society.
(Besides even civilized societies still fuckin kill people all the time for their own interests.)
Yeah but the NCR opens fire on civilians for drinking out of the lake they stole from them
Yeah. But like they didnt have to massacre all those innocent civilians in Bitter Springs. (Damn, the NCR really is just Joe Biden, huh)
That's funny, because you have multiple factions that avoid killing. Maybe you should play the games more.
@@coldeednot the major factions, you'd know that if you played through the BATTLE of Hoover Dam
Fun fact that’s not so fun, the guy with the blue tie you see in the last frame of the video is Gary Johnson, the 2012 presidential candidate for the Libertarian party. In an extended cut of the debate we’re shown, he’s quoted as saying “, ya know, I’d like to see some competence exhibited in people before they drive” and even pointed out that not making it a requirement to have a license to drive would mean that drivers who are literally blind would be legally allowed to drive until they hurt or even killed someone: he was quickly met with boos from the whole crowd
Imagine Grandpa not giving up the keys because he believes he should still be allowed to drive despite failing a driver's test. We have drivers licenses for a reason.
Thays because the lolberts alwas have been and always will be clowns
Wait, is that actually real?
@@1ThunderfireUnfortunately, yes. For some people, common sense stops at "but mah rights?!" and critical thinking is not a requirement for most things
@@Bobalini1 Oh dear god. Why do these people exist?
Just off screen Big Jack Horner is hanging out at the Legion camp discussing the best methods of torture with Vulpus.
Fallout 4: So here are the major factions for you to choose from. There's obvious good guys and bad guys, but be careful, there may be plot twists to try and change your mind~
Fallout NV: Here's your options, they all suck. No secret plot twists needed. Now pick your poison.
Hmmm, it’s almost like with Fallout 4, and with Obsidian having no involvement, that they wanted to play it safe and a bit too much. Calling it now, Elder Scrolls VI is going to be a far cry from every mainline title preceding it.
You keep complaining about only having black and white choices when the only gray moral choice is mr house.
FINALLY someone speaks up against those damn politicians who wants us to have licenses to make toast, you picked the right side Doobus
Bro why do I feel like you would take a bath with your toster
@@davidinasswho wouldn’t? Toast and a bath? Let’s go! Just got to plug it in
@@jpnagaming7716NO your toast would get soggy!!!
@@damianjohnson6793 if I let the toaster float on the water the toast itself should be ok
why do i feel like youre a libertarian (AKA naz! in hiding) 12 year old?
Fun fact Mr. House admits in game he is a autocratic dictator not a Libertarian
Libertarian is a political ideology, an autocratic dictatorship is a form of government. you can be both.
@@gabbo7101 according to Merriam-Webster libertarianism is a political philosophy that upholds liberty as a core value.[1][2][3][4] Libertarians seek to maximize autonomy and political freedom, emphasizing equality before the law and civil rights to freedom of association, freedom of speech, freedom of thought and freedom of choice
Seems like house would be a pretty conflicted fellow there
@@nathanielgarza9198 Well, House said that with him in rule his citizens won't have political freedom, but other than that they're free to do whatever, as long as they don't cause any troubles. House won't tell you what to do, but considering who he is, and how he talks about rebuilding an industry, it's obvious he would start to mass employ people on rebuilt factories to actually start operating stuff again. And I doubt House is worse employer than NCR, with their brahmin barons and shit.
@@nathanielgarza9198much like a self-proclaimed christian, you dont have to follow *every* rule, just prete- I mean SAY that you tried to 😂
@@joby5838 rebuilding the industry with robots you mean
Why would he use regular humans. The only time he uses regular humans is things that require creativity like making neon signs or things that an army of securitrons can’t do for him like waltz into a casino without causing a fuss
The best ending is to never leave Goodsprings, marry Sunny Smiles and ignore that Vegas place while you drink with Easy Pete
I don't know why, but I've never thought of House as a Libertarian. However I feel like the Yes Man/Wild Card ending where the courier takes over could be interpreted as both Libertarian and Anarchist depending on how you played your character.
Also the best ending is the cut Old World Blues ending where the Courier becomes a science god and turns the Mojave into their personal testing grounds.
I agree, Yes Man can easily be an Anarchist ending if you play into that. The ending quest for that route is literally called "No Gods, No Masters", a famous anarchist saying.
People just see "businessman who doesn't want a government to take his stuff" and assume it's because he's a libertarian. Not because, you know, HE already IS the government and doesn't want a foreign power annexing him. The dude openly calls himself an autocrat that wants nobody but him to have a say in the lawmaking process, that's about as far from being a libertarian as you can get.
Also, fun fact: House _ALSO_ makes you pay taxes! Like, the casinos and at least one street vendor mention that House's robots collect a cut of their profits, and he also taxes Primm if you help them get accessed by the Republic and then back House's rise to power.
I could've fucking sworn that I've seen SOMEWHERE that Kaisarr's Legion collects "tributes" but I can't find that anywhere on the wikl, so maybe I just sourced it from Senator Armstrong.
edit: dear TH-cam, please add the ability to turn off comment notifications, luv ya, BV
Taxes, taxes never change
I hate taxes but, I would rather pay taxes to Mr. House rather than to the NCR, at least with house he will use that money on something useful.
@@Lyss-Jackanother casino
Running any state requires taxes. Whatever name the state uses for it, some things have just gotta be done, and those things take money. Pure libertarians are just dumb (I would know, I used to be one *cringes*)
(I may be mistaken on following) Diference is that wih House, if your good karma in general, you can actually tone down some his more cold and brutal tendencies. Yeah he taxes the place but he arguebly provides better security then the NCR who are allover the place and dont care for anyone. At least with House you create some kind of safe zone and doeant harass the Settlers for trying to survive. Hell, he arguebly provides more Water then anyone else.
NCR gives 0 fucks and will screw over everyone (even kick them out of their homes and shoot anyone for trying to sip water from a lake), Legion does collect "tributes" but that varies alot and usually dont include money, it can be children and able body man to train into soldiers, women for slavery, weapons, etc.
I love how he sounded like he was being sold on the legion up until the slavery part.
Ceasar would be a Republican
@@Shift_Salt that's their literal real life inspiration.
"The worst part of Goobus joining the Legion? The hypocrisy"
@Shift_Salt Nah he wouldn't be one.
@@swisschese1323I think the Roman's are the insperation buddy
I always enjoyed the irony of making my own side because it just boils down to: "Screw all of these awful major factions that comedically represent the worst of politics in the real world! I will simply denounce all of them and make myself leader because clearly _I_ know best! _And that is a belief that has never led to a bad outcome, ever!"_
(That includes canonical good courier endings, since you gotta die eventually and someone will take your belief system and abuse it for their benefit eventually!)
You could extend your lifespan with the OWB technology
Is it ironic tho? This is a very shallow opinion to me, “dur hur bad people think they’re doing the right thing so you are the same when you do what you think is the right thing” like yhea no shit, I think I have all the correct opinions that’s how thinking works, if you think you have the wrong opinion you change your opinion to have what you now believe to be the correct opinion, maybe it’s because I love a good management game but why would I not tell all these people to screw off and take over the place myself? Like if I think so,etching is right should I not act on it? Your analogy is like saying “well hitler drank water, and you drink water… coincidence? I THINK NOT!”
What I think is funny about the Yes Man route is essentially everything got fixed because you were the one fixing it, and then you just leave it all to an AI to govern with an army of militant robots and just hope everything works out.
1:01 "ur like a talking tee vee"
Did you even hear what i said?
@@tio_marshellno
@@evabeltran5414blow up these metal hobos
@@evabeltran5414blow up these metal hobos
"Hi I am a mailman who got shot in the-" -game crashes. Auto Save Corrupts all other files.
From my experience so far, the save file corruption issue seems to be fixed if you first load a save from the very start of the game in Doc Mitchell's house, *then* load the save you want to get into; kind of a band-aid solution, but it's worked for me. Weird how many people talk about crashes when I haven't experienced a single one, though; maybe my Luck stat is just maxed out IRL.
I first played New Vegas on the Sony PS3 and couldn’t get far into Old World Blues because the frame rate outside would become a slideshow before finally crashing. The problem was that PS3 couldn’t handle save files over a certain size.
@@robloxcool88 Most of the reproducible crashes were eventually fixed through official updates on Xbox 360 and PC. I think the PS3 version remains a disaster to this day sadly. But yeah the updated Xbox 360 version, or the Ultimate Edition if you have that, is pretty much equally as "stable" as Fallout 3. Then obviously on PC you've got a good collection of mods that pretty much completely fix everything else through the Script Extender.
The "New Vegas crash" thing is basically just a meme. I figure the people who talk about it are mostly in three groups. 1) They're just making a joke. 2) They haven't played the game in 13 years. 3) They haven't played the game at all (in other words, people who started with Fallout 4 lol).
Literally 1984
Y e s
Thing: IS
People: like the book i never read
@@HunBaneTheBest I've read 1984 but thank you for posting such a basic format comment ♥️
@@mossballus You are welcome. 😊
Actually 2281.
Legion basically boils down to "Make the trains run on time"
"Make the roads be safe (unless you're a woman)"
Funny, if you side with Mr House and successfully get rid of the NCR & the Legion, he'll say he'll "make the monorails run on time"
@@briankaslewicz6130it's almost like the devs were smart and purposefully had house parrot a fascist myth lol
@@gabbo7101He’s an autocratic libertarian, not a fascist.
@@Salty-UnggoyAn authoritarian is an authoritarian. I don't care for splitting hairs.
Libertarians believe you should raise yourself up by your bootstraps. Problem being that is physically impossible.
It's easy to be a libertarian when you live in your dad's house.
"Im no listening to you F**k you" - Doobus the exploobus
Green man moved from his house to New Vagas, that's explains why it took a while
That Lily Impression was absolute FIRE
how was this man able to convey new vegas's message of "old world ideals will not work with new world concepts" in 1:30, genuinely kinda impressive lmao
“What’s next, we need a license to make toast?”
*Flashbacks to that one power puff girls scene*
"Because the toast will get soggy!"
(Crowd chatters in agreement)
That feels like a fallout or wasteland quote
also you need to be able to operate the toaster to vote in Sabrina the teenage witch
-ACK
*Emerges from toaster* YOU SIR! ARE YOU TOASTING WITHOUT A LOISENCE?!
If you think about it Mr. House is a Vtuber. Specifically, a PNGtuber.
Would explain why he wants to charge for his water
Mr. House talks about how funny his community is to Minecraft gameplay and undertale music!
And like Vtubers he's actually a frail old man on life support who would die if anyone breathes on him
Voice actors are technically vtubers as well. That means Goobus is also a vtuber.
@@Dredd-Mau Bit more of a stretch, but I think it counts.
0:44 Don't worry Roman slavery had very little to do with race.
You get captured? That's enslavement. You lose a war? That's enslavement? Get too far in debt? That's enslavement.
Holy shit someone with a brain.
@@Salty-Unggoy Yeah people forget that before slavery was a thing commonly associated with race, it was used in a type of social status type.
Aint slavery still slavery tho
Your still taking people and forcing them into something for your own benefit
@@capsizemoonz2251 Yes. I'm pointing out the whole 'If I sided with you I'd be a hypocrite' thing is incorrect.
Roman Slavery could happen to basically anyone for a ton of reasons.
TransAtlantic Slavery and especially in the CSA and Brazil was 100% down to being born with too much melanin and was also impossible to graduate out of so it's kinda worse.
@@kalkuttadrop6371 no i think the hypocrisy thing holds up
Saying it isnt a race thing dont make slavery less awful
God I wish we could give control to the Kings. The glory of Elvis must be spread to all corners of the Mojave.
“You shouldn’t need a license to drive a car” sounds like something out of a bad snl sketch
Libertarians also want to remove traffic lights, stop signs and seat belts
It's called Tooncis the driving cat
Yes, I'd like to purchase an unregulated nuclear weapon, please.
As if all modern SNL sketches aren't terrible.
@@Ironcorgi2 I mean, if they elect someone that does that, it's probably for the best, lol
We got toaster licences for a reason, damnit!
Glad you’re not backpedaling.
(We’ve now been waiting for Silksong longer than the confederacy existed.)
Can I claim silksong is my heritage now?
They took longer than a damn state I'm pretty sure the dev team doesn't exist
Beautiful
@@Ironcorgi2 100%
You know a studio screwed up when they leave their fans hanging for longer than the confederacy existed.
00:35 That's the Gamer Frog trying to come out.
“We crucify anyone who doesn’t like us”
“Oooooo wacky”
Funny mustache man in the puter screen
A cyborg symbol! To the ministry of Truth with you!
@@user-go7vl2lq3s peep the URL homie
@@user-go7vl2lq3s Hol up, check his username
Don't all tv's talk? Or is it just mine...uh oh
The reference to one of your older videos was comedy gold 🤣
I'm sorry, but I've *talked* to my toaster and he wants me to overclock him to burn all of humanity, I think I should need a license to operate him
I feel like the only faction in the game that could be considered truly selfless and morally good would be the Followers of the Apocalypse. I always try to ensure they come out in good standing by the end of the game in pretty much all my playthroughs.
The followers are legitimately hilarious.
They're just Mormons.
Nothing different.
And much like in real life, everyone is weirded out by their existence.
Too bad they're a bunch of total weenies.
Love the Followers, they sometimes seem to be the only people actively making things better instead of worse
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
We won't go quietly. The Legion can count on that
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
Sounds like my bitc*ing every time it gets hot in Arizona 💀🔥
SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP I DONT WANNA HEAAAAR MOOOOOOORE
Fellow NCR soldier: GAWDAMMIT, Rick, every patrol you say that, EVERY FUCKING ONE! Get some more material or I'm leaving you out here for the Legion with a service rifle up your ass the wrong way!
I like TV man, he has cool robots and a smooth voice.
Yeah but he’s also kinda a dick who never appreciates any of our work.
I found him a bit Odo, you know?
Sk- Fr lol
@@darthlazurus4382 you misspelled odd 🤓🤓🤓🤓 (fr tho watch deep space 9 if you havent, you dont even need to watch any other star trek)
I chose house during my first ever run for the sake of keeping Victor alive. I didn’t wanna see my Cowboy Robot Pal to die. :(
The ridiculously good impressions of Lily, House, and Yes Man are so funny to me
"Have you got a license for that Power Armor?"
"Not to worry - I have a permit"
*hands over permit*
Permit: "I can do what I want. Courier 6"
"You're like a talking tv 😮"
That shit killes me everytime
Loved to see you portray Lily as knowledgeable yet caring. Like the grandma she is.
Pooh did not become ruler of the entire world to have you dunk on the King like that
Caesar:
"We need to follow the path of Rome to not repeat the mistakes of pre war governments"
Also Caesar
*use a literal dirty bomb the first chance he gets*
We all know the only person worth siding with is Fisto
Where "Assume the position." takes on a whole new meaning.
What about Primm Slim?
What about the boomers
Fisto always asks for consent and gives you 10 caps upon rejecting any advances, no questions asked. I always liked Fisto.
*Please assume your rights*
Politics, politics never change.
then quit stonewalling biden
@@roxaskinghearts people like him are the reason politics never change
@@AD-dg3zz No, its simply human, politics will never change and that's fine. It's always been that way throughout history, accepting that doesn't mean accepting defeat, its just acknowledging that no matter what we do, Politics will stay the same they always have.
Because otherwise we'd PUSH and FIGHT way too hard that either A. There would be a collapse of Society or B. We've wasted our life fighting a never-ending fight. We have to be able to acknowledge the never-ending fight so that we can sandwhich it in between layers of moments where we aren't fighting the fight.
This should apply to anyone and everyone, regardless of Political Faction...yes I'm calling them factions now. Let's be real they ain't parties. I'm calling them Factions, and My "Guild" is independent.
@@AD-dg3zzSo vote for 4 more years of Turnip, then.
@@_CetarialHey look. More politics, never changing.
I swear, watching a Goobus video feels like double the fun because you watch it once and then with the subtitles which add new amazing jokes to it haha
The best ending overall is an independent New Vegas. Fuck Mr House, Fuck Ceasar's Legion, & Fuck the NCR. No, I will not elaborate
*No Gods, No Masters*
Good on you Doobus, turning down Caesar’s Legion to avoid retconning your beliefs. We must all be like the funny green man.
At least we know that was the only reason. Pesky pre-established beliefs getting in the way of reviving the Confederacy and the Roman Empire.
And thats when goobus realizes he should have just been responsible for the entirety of california….. nah fuck that
You mean the Empire State Building? /ref
The NCR one made me laygh my ass off because of how accurate it is.
That was a really good impression of Grandma Lily Bowen woah
Reject those who claw at the hem of your robe. Give the keys to the Mojave to the one who can truly unite the wasteland.
Snuffles the Molerat.
He is smarter than Ceaser
Man, specifically New Vegas is really getting a resurgence
The fact that the NV fandom came back to life just when I first discovered the game makes me so happy
Alot of the fallouts are getting a resurgence
Fallout as a whole is getting a resurgence after the TV show, and it seems like New Vegas is generally held in the highest regard out of the franchise, so it makes sense to me.
@@robloxcool88 my gf absolutely loves fallout, and from what she said, nv is the most stable in terms of gliches/crashes ect, while the other ones had something to do with Bethesda and hence a lot of jank that will probably turn new players away quicker then nv will.
Of course it is, old New Vegazzz fans can't fathom the idea of new players going for fallout 4 instead of their crashy mess and making it more famous, so they fight it by making content out of it making it "relevant" again
Its more like
"You were a courier, but now..now you are different..now you get to deliver items and messages to people back and forth all over the desert."
The canonical reason for why Goobus was interested in no women's rights is because Sheena made Spookys House of Jumpscares.
I never thought hearing elvis abuse noises would be so entertaining. Glad you included the best grandma
I've never seen a more accurate recreation of my New Vegas experience.
The king beating scene has me fucking crying
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
I choose democracy every time. It's flawed, but it beats slavery and Tandi was my friend. I want to see her dream succeed.
We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that
democracy didnt beat slavery slavery makes no economic sense as treating humans who could use money like property is a net negative on the health of economies. its kinda like doping up youre skipping ethics to get to a cieling faster but if your ladder is shakey it will come crashing down. besides monarchies were way quicker when they decided to abolish slavery. that doesnt make them better but lying about democracy beating slavery kinda negates the argument when in truth we just prefer to have input and are no longer socially willing to abide by full authority. democracy is flawed too, like how it failed in weimar and even the usa can trace their problems down to democracies largest flaw- it equalizes the idiot with the aware. so propaganda exploded, kings didnt need to constantly bombard you with stakes or brainwash you into thinking much a song and a banner his glorious cape would do all that enough. we traded for a more comfy system- not the better one. in ideal conditions without influence from some manipulative monsters- monarchy has the potential to be just as good but way faster cause the mere opinion of royalty can be policy shifting. meanwhile in the usa we have to compete against a wall of ignorance to change much. and theres an incentive from law enforcement to create problems as where the royalty of the past and their aristocracy just didnt need to. provided there was no religious contradiction the peasantry wasnt treated like animals. the idea that the poor walked on eggshells in the royal ages is more an exaggeration. they were more worried about being sick. which is why it took so long for society to ditch royalty.
NCR's "democracy" is run by corrupt politicians. The people have little to no say in it.
They steal anything they can get their hands on - land, money, other resources, but they barely provide anything back. They can't even supply or protect what they have.
House, on the other hand, while also being a greedy businessman who committed some questionable acts, at least knows what he's doing, and does actually rebuild things. And he doesn't restrict personal freedom, unless it is necessary for his plans.
TL;DR: ncr cringe house based
@@36inc Emperor Norton! How ya been, old buddy? Hey, did you hear they finally built that bridge? All thanks to you, man. Alright, well, it's been nice catching up!
@@36inc I think they mean that Democracy is more preferable to slavery. I think you're a bit confused but you got the spirit.
That clip of the Libertarian national convention will forever remain in my heart and mind, just perfect insanity
Your comment perfectly describes your zero understanding of lubricant philosophy.
@@markcrawford5810somebody lost their toast license and is grumpy from the lack of breakfast
The Legion is the worst choice
The NCR isn’t much better
House at least provides stability for New Vegas
But Yes Man throws General Oliver off of Hoover Dam, so I know where my loyalty lies
There's no one right answer for who to side with.
But there is a definite wrong answer: Caesar's Salad
I find it really funny that the plot of New Vegas is a mailman gets shot and then goes postal on all of Nevada.
I like how you draw your lil guy in a Vault-Tec jumpsuit, despite this being really the one Fallout game where ya don't play as a character directly from a vault. (Yes I know Fallout 2 but that guy was descended from the OG Vault Dweller; the Courier is, least to my knowledge, the one protag who has no connection to the vaults).
Well, Doc Mitchell does give you a Vault 21 jumpsuit to wear at the very start of the game, so it kinda makes sense.
you wear a vault suit in the game. when you start playing the game the first outfit you get is a vault suit. new vegas dickriders don't even play the fucking game lmao
@@thejudgeoftheunderground2016it looks more like FO 4's vault suit though
Game says TV guy was born in 2020, so he's definitely sitting on an iPad watching Roblox videos at this very moment
I was baptized twice, once in water, once in drip
Holy shit you really nailed that House impression
1:20 Doobus is a librarian, no take-backs.
LibErTarians are just librarians without an Earth citizenship.
"But you keep killing people"
"OOOO how wacky"
"Uh oh"
If we didn't have toaster operation licenses, then someone might actually listen to the toaster in the Sink and put their hand inside. Or worse: allow it to unleash its fury and set the world on fire.
i mean house also did say he will give ppl a gallon of clean water for 8 caps when the kings charge around 10 for a few sips and like 30 for a bottle.. not to mention ncr killing civis for trying to drink from a lake
House unironically is the best ending for the wastes and humanity.
radical thought: don't fucking charge people for drinking water at all
@@jackbucher2049 counterpoint: money
@@jackbucher2049 they're in the apocalypse, if even we don't do that, imagine them?
@@ZigealFaust Best ending for WHO, exactly?
The Libertarian is literally that one uncle who can't stop drunk driving and blames the government for his accidents😂
On paper yeah. Howeer they follow a solid logic which is: If you need a license to drive that means the government decides who drives and who doesn't, meaning you can end up in a situation similar to that of china where a certain level of social credit is needed if you want to drive a vehicle. Now imagine you said something bad about a politician and bam, suddenly you. lose social credit and therefore your driving license. See how libertarians arrive to that conclusion? They always act against anything minimally orwellian.
@@fabrypetty1689 I see what your saying but by that logic literally anything the government is does is orwelian, like sending people to prison is technically orwelian by that logic because the government decides who is free and who isn't.
@@nicholaslane8332 Well there is a judicial system in place with a jury and whatnot, contrary to what you're saying; libertarians do believe in a judicial system because they need there to be a right to own property and someone who enforces it, a lot of them understand constitutionalism and a constitution as an important factor to have when you determine the state's duties and reach.
Though if you wanna go into detail there is a branch beyond libertarians that are anarcho-capitalists, that believe everyone should defend their own property privately, but those are a separate-more extreme- ideology.
@@fabrypetty1689 yeah I think because of the modern political climate my brain just sort of auto corrects libertarian to anarcho capitalist.
@@fabrypetty1689 Oh yeah, let's let all the drunk people and crackheads drive freely on the road. What next, we should be allowed to go 10x the speed limit in a school zone?
There’s already a mod for the Mr House png
“What’s next, we need a license to make toast?”
Me: No but it requires a personality module to turn it back on.
I want you to do one of these to a game everyone has played
...So New Vegas then?
@@MrAkaidu I haven't played it
*checkmate liberal*
just get better taste in games silly man
@@dartoney no I mean try to act like nobody has played it
@@GetMeThePlatinumChip the awkwardness
Jokes aside, this is why I like New Vegas. Sure, there are a lot of factions and it can be overwhelming at times, but its definitely not cut dry. For me, it makes it interesting. Not simply a "one faction is the only good ending".
The only issue I have is that i couldn't finish Raul's questline due to the issue that can break it (iykyk) and that made me sad :(
Yeah companion quests are so bugged in this game, if you want a possible fix sometimes going back to were they reside and sitting in a chair will fix they're dialogue triggers
Downloading a fix from nexus takes like 40 seconds
Definitely, my only problem is Caesar's Legion very much get the short end of the stick (a lot of their content got cut for time) and it leaves them as the 'evil' faction where all their redeeming characteristics are only ever told to you by the members of the Legion (and that one trader), so you just kind of have to take their word for it. Also their other issue is they're just canonically *doomed* in the long run because Caesar's the only thing holding them together, with the heir being Lanius who were are directly told is a terrible grand scale leader of people.
@JohnnySkrimblo in my defense, this was a long while back and that idea didn't come to mind
@@nicholaslane8332 I'm def gonna try this if I get around to playing the game again. Thanks :)
1:24 I think that a Car is a little bit more mechanically complex and a bit more deadly than a Toaster.
Also, how is having a driver's License a slippery slope fallacy to needing a government-issued license for your kitchen appliances? Universally every society has implemented this sort of thing for decades now and has been a net positive as people who didn't know how to drive were running over people or crashing and dying, or children were driving cars, running over people or crashing or dying and at no point in the history of having licenses has it resulted in stricter government control menial things.
I go with Yes Man ending trying to get everyone I can to be on board and then I'd probably just let Yes Man do what he needs to do after we secure New Vegas I'd have a little oversight but mostly live my days in the 38 Penthouse.
I go for the Yes Man/Independent New Vegas ending every time, easily the best character. I love his forced suppressed rage at you when you fuck up.
Same, I know some people find him annoying but he's just ridiculously endearing to me
Don't feel bad. Every choice is the wrong choice.
Edit: Kings rule.
I love the "uh oh" at the end
You may need license to drive a car, but you don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
I hope this interaction doesn’t lead to any kind of fallout between us…
Fallout New Vegas
-Benny “can’t escape the mailman”, (former) head of the chairman
My favorite part 0:40
Rhaggy.. Where are my Rhesticals?
This video is actually so fucking good it's crazy