Obviously the guy has has a some kind of phobia, like me. If someone did that "prank" to me im going straight to the ER and then im making a restraining order. Playing with ppls actual fears as a joke is a scumbag move.
@@Nightlingg I thought maybe he was some kind of scientist and only refers to octopus tentacles by some scientific name, like rubberii suckerpusserii or something. :)
Then something knocked the books off the table besides the rocking chair. I thought first it was a earth quake. But books don't just fly off the table like that.
There were a couple in there where it seemed like everything was shaking, they could have been earthquakes! But the door shutting, YEP that was more believable than the drawer opening!
No but seriously what was that? It didn't look like anyone was in the closet, and the way the dad reacted is bizarre too. imo this is the creepiest clip
@@LeeHoushang Well there were so many possible ways to die in this video it’s hard to tell which. I’m just kidding, but it’s been five days since I watched this video, so now I really don’t know.
3:33 If that's a real Poltergeist, you got a problem dude.👻 3:50 Jeez Zaaa. Near deaths aren't funny. My goodness.😬 4:37 See what I mean.😳 5:32 Close Calls indeed. 😬
@declamatory what makes you think Roman Catholics are pagans. Also, Halloween isn’t satanic, there are just some people who think that, and they’ve got a wrong sense of what Halloween is
This is usually caused by a high temperature differential between the oil and something put into the oil. Which is why you should NEVER put something that's frozen in a deep fryer. Always thaw it first.
LMFAO you thought the snake was real?? clearly it's cruel for the guy with a phobia, that's not funny, but the "snake" is very obviously just made of rubber
I'd like to think that if I found out my house was haunted, I'd try to make friends with it. The whole: "I will do my best not to bother you, you still have free reign on the home, I would be happy to experiment and find things you can do to entertain yourself" routine
“God bless the internet.” Man, the days when the internet was pretty expensive to get. Nowadays, it’s pretty normal to have it, ppl all deep down on their cell phones.
By the way, they weren't saying "Back 'em up, Back 'em up" but "la cabane, la cabane" , meaning they knew the tree would fall on the shack behind them.
That's actually not true at all, it's coincidence. If you think about how many nice and decent people who actually do get harmed or die in freak accidents, it's quite obvious that God had nothing to do with it. Surely God wouldn't be that cruel and arbitrary to save some, and not others?
0:36 That's a nice puppy.🐕🐶😂👍💯 0:42 He's a new man now. He saw God and believes in him without question now.😳 1:28 Near death experiences aren't funny guys. Come on now.😰
Which clip was the best?👻
0:20 had my crackling 😂
Put me on bro
The last video
Literally each and every clip @failarmy
7:00
7:21 That rat parkour was absolutely incredible!
3:40 Beyond Freddie, this is supposed to be normal, Right?! POOR KRUGER NEEDS THERAPY NOW!!! DAMN!
that rat was nimble
the guy then looks back at the camera shocked
I watched this video for the third time
I like how they pause their fright to watch it in amazement lol.
I never cease to be amazed at the carelessness of some drivers.
1:29 pedestrians as well. How do you miss a bus? Also, there is a crosswalk right in view as well.
Same here.
😂😂
11:55 - This woman would make horror movies about 5 mins long. Just "Nah, nope, not today Satan"
fr, but to be honest, i think I'd have the same reaction, nope out from fear
😂😂😂 Right?
@SquidgyWobble it was genuinely unsettling.
I would have taken out the shelf until I fix the hinge.
But that'd be me since I don't believe in ghosts.
@@kotosqoposrly BOO!
“AHHHHH! bloody hell George don’t do that”
😂😂😂😂 1:25
1:24
😂🤣
@@DjDaizyNeon same thing bro
I don't care what anyone says - Mother Nature has the BEST jump scares around.
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he doesn't exist!
@@DonnieV23bot
They always mock people for falling over in horror films but it really does happen
7:22 The Rat acrobat was something to behold! 😂
Rat did some parkour, but the way the guy looked at the camera..."that motherfucker"
He needs to be a video game character.
Where I live all rats are athletic and smart like that
You mean ratcrobat.
Well you can clearly say that mouse/rat wasn’t there the first time. Better get a net for that window
I like how the golden retriever walks up to the owner after waking him up, like he's apologizing.
As a golden retriever dad myself, I can confirm their random sudden barks are extremely startling lmao
yeah, that was deff a 'sorry boss, didnt mean to scare you'
He was explaining that he saw a squirrel.
So the bark was necessary.
@@MrYfrank14👍😁
I think he was saying sorry
"*NO ONE WAS HARMED*" Bulllll Sheet!!!! 😂😂😂
7:13 The rat doing Parkour 😂😂
4:00 That scared the fart right out of her 🤣
"BLOODY HELL GEORGE DON'T DO THAT!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂
12:49 Cat just spent 8 of its 9 lives right there!
That one with the snake wasn't cool. That reaction went beyond a jumpscare. That was mortal terror.
Obviously the guy has has a some kind of phobia, like me. If someone did that "prank" to me im going straight to the ER and then im making a restraining order. Playing with ppls actual fears as a joke is a scumbag move.
Like all blacks, his biochemistry is loaded with a high level of estradiol.
it was funny
it was f hilarious.
You think he was terrified? I would have absolutely made a new door thru one of those walls.
3:28 When you eat your apple too late and the doctor is already there.
0:42 well...your guardian angel works fine!!
Dammm straight. He definitely believes in God now.😳👍💯
😮😮😮
@@dr.robertbennett3452r
That one and the one at 13:26
@@zirk5392 absolutely!
The landslide is actually scary though
It really was. One of the people running away was carrying a baby in an infant seat.
2:16 WHAT THE ....💀💀
Why is noone talking about this???
That was the most unsettling thing I've seen in a while. 😬
really disturbing :(
That may be the same person who did human face cake years ago for halloween. Imagine instead of candy you get this 🤣🤣🤣
Genius
No one was harmed
*Last guy - define harm
there are sharp curve signs on his front easement. what is going on over there?!
yea i saw the other car just crushing his legs. Then a second after he was limping. Definitely not harmed
3:40 😂😂😂 why are they all inside like that and the screams 😂😂OMG
You will be surprised🤣😂
Some kind of "woke shower event" and one of them announced a special guest for rubbing everyones back.
And then Freddy appeared......
Some of the people in this compilation almost became ghosts 😵💀
9:08 The force of that egg slap killed me. 🤣
it was clearly scripted lmfao
0:30-0:34 has to be the best. An absolutely terrified scream, followed by laughter when she finally figured out what it was. LOL
0:36 this happens all the time to me😂😂😂
Mannn an octopus slithering around my feet would have sent me to another dimension 😂
Yeah, glad she saw it before it wrapped it's tentacles around her ankles.
@@bruceb4349 Octopuses don't have tentacles.
@@TheRealSkeletor
Ok. Thank you.
Was I thinking of a squid then ?
@@bruceb4349 octopus DO have tentacles. Idk why someone said they don't. Maybe they're just messing with you?😅
@@Nightlingg I thought maybe he was some kind of scientist and only refers to octopus tentacles by some scientific name, like rubberii suckerpusserii or something. :)
The self moving chair got me even though i knew it was coming! 😂
Why did it move? Was it a real paranormal clip? It really was scary
Then something knocked the books off the table besides the rocking chair. I thought first it was a earth quake. But books don't just fly off the table like that.
Interesting fail army video from near deaths to innocent pranks to potential hauntings
Potential? Maybe in some, it's just a clever prank. That last one tho...
Staged x 10. Dont be naive or stupid.
What’s a potential haunting?
Yeah that poltergeist pushing the get chair back at the guy that pushed it away from him, unless if it was on a string!
There were a couple in there where it seemed like everything was shaking, they could have been earthquakes! But the door shutting, YEP that was more believable than the drawer opening!
4:03 oh, she was pissed! 😂😂😂
5:49 I sure hope that squirrel wasn't rabid. This is NOT normal behavior.
7:31
Ghost came up from the grave and said
“bro just let me rest in peace will ya”
No but seriously what was that? It didn't look like anyone was in the closet, and the way the dad reacted is bizarre too. imo this is the creepiest clip
2 people die, 1 broke back, 2 broken legs...FailArmy..."no one was harmed"
Who died in the video?
You dont know?@Diloparker
@@LeeHoushang Well there were so many possible ways to die in this video it’s hard to tell which.
I’m just kidding, but it’s been five days since I watched this video, so now I really don’t know.
3:33 If that's a real Poltergeist, you got a problem dude.👻
3:50 Jeez Zaaa. Near deaths aren't funny. My goodness.😬
4:37 See what I mean.😳
5:32 Close Calls indeed. 😬
10:40...those bikers insaane😅
Looks like they were trying to escape the police.
Exactly! Running from the police.
7:36 wouldn't want to be around him in a dangerous situation. He gonna sacrifice you to get away.
It looked like he has a phobia of snakes. I highly doubt he was thinking rationally.
@@TheJaggedCarpet I know. That's not someone you want to be around in a bad situation.
@@TheJaggedCarpet
The point still stands. He’s the weakest link in The Apocalypse, for sht sure😂🤷🏾♀️
u rly think he of all ppl would even get close to a dangerous situation?
Some big girly screams there 😂
To those who are watching, I hope you have a happy Halloween!
Will do & you have a spooky one also 💀
No, thank you. I'm not a Roman Catholic or some other sort of pagan.
@declamatory what makes you think Roman Catholics are pagans. Also, Halloween isn’t satanic, there are just some people who think that, and they’ve got a wrong sense of what Halloween is
Have a wonderful Christmas ❤
That snake freakout was SO FUNNY!
That look on the little girls face at 6:02 I hope he's ready for her to get even lmao.
I don't know what's more scary; Freddy Krueger or 5 guys showering together
9:36 NOT THE TOILETPAPER
Props to the woman calling out the guys dumping trash. Lots of courage. Respect.
"Pranks and close calls..." What a weird combination, lol!
My abs are getting a workout from all this laughter
You probably got a six-pack as a result.
They’re not that funny
Das erste Video von failarmy, das ich mir nicht ganz angesehen habe. Das ewige Geschrei geht mir auf die Nerven.
Your anguish is palpable. Here's hoping that many years of counseling will help you.
You spooked me so good! lol I got chill, so fun.✌✌💚💚
1:41 how is this even possible!?!?😮
This is usually caused by a high temperature differential between the oil and something put into the oil. Which is why you should NEVER put something that's frozen in a deep fryer. Always thaw it first.
Someone probably tossed something like ice into the fryer.
@someguyonyoutube9279 What? A lot of fried food is frozen: fries, teddies, cheese sticks, jalapeno poppers, nuggets, etc.
@@nicholasbyram296 They may have been frozen, but they are allowed to thaw before frying.
didn't expect near deaths experience on here instead of funny videos LOL absolutely incredible!
7:35 cruel to the guy and snake
LMFAO you thought the snake was real??
clearly it's cruel for the guy with a phobia, that's not funny, but the "snake" is very obviously just made of rubber
*Cool
That rat channeled his inner Sam Fisher for a second...😂😂
That lady did not want to look around the corner to see if that drawer opened again 😰😮💨🏃♀️
lol... I don't blame her😂😂😂
she did just fine : RUN and don't go back lol
How convenient the placement of the camera. If the drawer is being pulled out by fishing line or something it's out of frame, too.
@@donfarangyes, it was set up to scare her and record her reaction. Win.
@@peterbretherton3546or they set up a camera because it keeps doing that, but it’s just doing that because it’s too full to stay closed.
3:27 - one of the funniest sounds ever made by a human.
I'll tell ya what, those dogs will never be the same 11:33
0:41 😱😱 couldn’t believe my eyes !! He is extremely blessed 🫶🏽
Happy Halloween 🎃
😊
This is the content I didn’t know I needed today.
There are some freaking CAR ACCIDENTS in these clips. What kind of sick person would find a car accident funny?
The title says "pranks and close calls". Doesn't say anything about being funny.
No one said it was funny, what the F are you talking about?
Those would be the close call clips part of the title.
I don’t get why scaring people is entertaining; it seems really cruel. The guy with the snake clearly had a phobia, and that’s just traumatic."
1:21 might be the most british man i've seen in my life
BLOODY HELL🎩☕️🇬🇧
That was a lot of near misses on the roadways.
13:50 who's need a smart home when have a ghost in your house?
"who is need a smart home"
I'd like to think that if I found out my house was haunted, I'd try to make friends with it. The whole: "I will do my best not to bother you, you still have free reign on the home, I would be happy to experiment and find things you can do to entertain yourself" routine
Smiles and laughter-thanks for making my day better with this instant regret video! 😄
1:29 the people sitting at the table were extremely chill about that
How can she just get up and start walking again like nothing fugging happened
“God bless the internet.” Man, the days when the internet was pretty expensive to get. Nowadays, it’s pretty normal to have it, ppl all deep down on their cell phones.
10:23 that biker is a fool
11:49 She noped the heck outta there
7:35 is me with any bug lol 😂😂😂😂
5:38 *No one was harmed* The Car: "I beg to differ"
This video should come with a laugh warning! I couldn’t stop! 😂
** no one was harmed ** Buuullllsh!t 😂
Great video, the selection was very funny
Does anyone else love every detail in this video as much as I do? Truly amazing!
I'm beginning to think they put "No one was harmed" on the particularly gnarly ones just to make us feel better. 😂
When you hear a grown man scream like a woman that’s when you know he’s genuinely scared!!!😂
By the way, they weren't saying "Back 'em up, Back 'em up" but "la cabane, la cabane" , meaning they knew the tree would fall on the shack behind them.
French or Canadian ?
That's FailArmy! They ALWAYS think, every spoken language is english.
@@kermitahnenerbe3722 French Canadian
@@Gamer433 very likely AI providing the captions
Thanks for all the scares. Happy halloween
50% Pranks 50% Car accidents.
0:16 That's not a fail at all. That is very much a win.
8:50 As a cook, I feel his pain.
"This is our pasta water--NO!!!"
0:55 : Phone while driving ?! Are you out of your mind ??
What a great week! Love this cabinet appointee!
The last one lol “are you ok? I’m sorry I’m dumb.”
11:56 this is my favorite 😂😂
That goat is so cute! 13:33
0:52 - That driver, based on the video, should be ticked for driving while on her cell phone!!
😂 3:22 - they said in french slang something like : we've been very lucky 🤣 😂
Many close calls.
At 12:53, That Poor cat was punched quite hard by the mechanical clown arm.
Fortunately it wasn't. Use the keys to see
Cats have insanely quick reactions, I'm sure it was fine.
Scaring people with what they are terrified of isn't funny, you wouldn't be laughing if they have a heart attack or stroke, it's attempted murder
A lot of people mistaking drafts, or light breezes for ghosts. You okay guys? 😂😂
And the drawer and door was a fishing line prank I assume.
*I thoroughly enjoyed this video! The fun elements made the meaningful message even more impactful. Thank you for this amazing content!* 💯💯💯💯
12:59 who says ghosts don’t work dayshift.
03:44 Those guys in the shower definitely had bathing suits on!
Nobody was harmed at 5 minutes and 38 seconds just the guys Pride😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one pulls off a prank like nature. Shaking the house and knocking down mountain sides😂😂😂
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ALMOST DIED , THAT'S GOD SAVED YOUR LIFE NOT LUCK !!!
God had nothing to do with it.
Definitely is luck.
That's actually not true at all, it's coincidence. If you think about how many nice and decent people who actually do get harmed or die in freak accidents, it's quite obvious that God had nothing to do with it. Surely God wouldn't be that cruel and arbitrary to save some, and not others?
Happy halloween 👻🎃
13:47 phasmaphobia in real life :D
0:36 That's a nice puppy.🐕🐶😂👍💯
0:42 He's a new man now. He saw God and believes in him without question now.😳
1:28 Near death experiences aren't funny guys. Come on now.😰
8:07' No one was harmed. Except my ears. 😬
Happy Halloween Failarmy.🎃👻💀
When people are scared that much, that they fight and run for their lifes, its not funny.
Yes, it is!
@@declamatory ...to a psychopath
Yes it is
No to normal people who aren't crybabies like you.
False.