Ubisoft dug themselves deep with this and star wars outlaws. Why would I want to play this when the latest samurai game before this, Rise of the Ronin, looks way more fun and accurate than this game without even trying to be realistically accurate. It might have to do with it being made by Team Ninja, an actual Japanese game developing studio. 😂
Inb4 artards reply with "BUT ITS FANTASY!" and "BUT ANIMUS or ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY!" without realizing that fantasy elements in history are fine so long as you RESPECT THE ACTUAL HISTORY. AC has been taking diarretic shits all over history ever since Origins.
@@nickm1242 yeah, this. But they made a statement how it's all historically accurate while it wasn't. And now they're labeling other folks with -ist words for pointing it out. Ubi tried to make a dump on our doorsteps but forgot to put their pants down.
@@nickm1242it is hilarious that they will use fantasy as an excuse to rewrite history and think being faithful to history and fantasy stuff cannot co exist, we saw this with the Final Fantasy 16 controversy, yet these are the same people who complained about the lack of diversity in Kingdom Come: Deliverance despite having no fantasy elements and aiming more towards historical accuracy.
The ones that decided on that music choice are the type that when a blk person gets into the car, they turn on rap music and then smile at them. Its just disgusting. Unironically very racist behavior.
In an alternate universe, there’s a Red Dead Redemption trailer showing a man in sneakers standing on the walls of English castle in New Mexico, fanning the hammer on a C96 Mauser.
A question that's been asked for several games now, but apparently questioning why an assassin's creed game is featuring something other than an assassin (or at least an interesting derivative from a lore standpoint, like a templar with assassin training) as a central protagonist is just haters hating change or some shit like that.
Worst part is the series had that covered until 4 where the protagonists were powerhouses, which had an in-universe justification in them being genetic freaks who could literally punch locks off pillories. Then Unity and the RPG mechanics came, along with the degrading and compartmentalizing of the power fantasy.
Ubi made a game around assassin vikings, and somehow they thought it was a good enough idea to continue having more fighters. At least with Unity players would get wrecked if they tried to brute force with combat. Getting caught and forced to fight directly should be a punishment in these types of games.
I just look at this game and get reminded how Suckerpunch used ACTUAL consulting firms to make an ACTUAL historically accurate game in japan with Ghosts of Tsushima and got a full-ass ambassador award for it.
And they went out of their way to claim the game was NOT aimed to be historically accurate as well. If any team knows how to properly respect a culture, it's Suckerpunch Thank you for watching!
If it was a game made by small indie studio, it will be ok, people will understand for cultural inaccuracy and technical problems, it will be cute. but ac shadow was made by Ubisoft, Giant company with hundreds of employees and millions dollars that they can use for research. the game is $100+ ffs. some ppl say we're too hard on AC shadows, but with that price tag i think it is ok to nitpick. kudos for Suckerpunch for actually care about culture than pretentious Ubisoft ppl who pretend they care about honoring culture.
Its pretty common for well educated Asians to mix english with their native tongue. Like my sister prefers to speak english but we can have a whole conversation where i only speak native, and she only speaks english, and we fully understand each other. we did this outdoors one day and an old lady laughs at how silly it is hearing one person speak a language she understand, and the other replies in another language that she doesnt understan
They said this game is for honoring the Japanese but then when Japanese said they are making it wrong and disrespectful they called Japanese as racists. Wth is wrong with those ppl seriously?
@@DashBlue They're counting on east asians to be docile and quiet. They would never pull this BS against blacks or south asians. The woke crowd would hunt them down and socially cancel them.
-stranded and captured in japan -became a slave -japanese put samurai armor on you because it looks goofy -your job is to carry equipments only -stuck in a war and surrender immediately -became a slave again Also westerners hundreds of years later : "THE LEGENDARY BLACK SAMURAI!!!"
Yasuke never wore armor historically. Even if he did for entertainment. He would have wore what the ashigaru had. The npc that Ubi made him killed in the game.
Candles also used to be very expensive, you had to actually go out and gather the wax and everything, so just having dozens of candles burning around is also unrealistic. It's literally burning immense amounts of money for no reason.
Oh my god. First, your wife, even drunk, has the eyes of a HAWK for graphical and historical errors. That's genuinely awe inspiring and kinda terrifying. Second, I need you to slow down your editing roll because you're way too fucking powerful, sir. 😂 the subtitling is actual art. I'm sending this to my friends, who also adore your wife and your sweet editing skills. 🎉 Thank you and yours, as always, for the great content.
Why the fuck would we want to play as an armoured warrior in an assassin's creed game. The fact that he's also extremely historically inaccurate only adds insult to injury. KUDARAN
I really don't think anyone would have complained if the game was just about a shinobi, at least then they would have enough dev time to realize the sword isn't properly sheathed....I guess they would've missed it anyway くだらん！(KUDARAN!) thank you for watching!
@@usonohoshi6165 The assassin that's closest to a fighter/tank pre-Origins is Connor and he's still nimble and stealthy. Ubisoft has proven that we can have a mix of those three fighting styles/classes and still stay true to the series' main gameplay mechanics but no! Just make a whole different class because "diversity of gameplay" or something.
While the actual good Assassin's Creed titles never shied away from open combat, it was usually only when the game forced it on you or because you had screwed up. And the combat could be challenging or tedious, which helped for the theme. You're not a warrior, you're not a soldier, YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN. Your job is to stealthily and discreetly take out targets, so getting into open combat means you failed. While certainly, mechanics were introduced that let you more easily wipe out enemies (execution streak comes to mind), enemies also had different resistances and abilities that you had to remember and fight around. It made combat more challenging. Now, it's all the same. Parry the enemy unless they glow red, then dodge instead, then unleash your super duper power skill. All enemies are the same, just with more or less health. It's mindless hack and slash where you can solo fight an entire fort of enemies, instead of wanting to stealthily sneak in and by them. I've literally handicapped myself in AC games from Origins onwards just to not simply speed run through the games by simply yoloing in and wiping everyone out.
@@lmahu6627 But isn't the lack of open fights more accurate? And unique? I recall that even IF you do openly fight and kill in old AC games. It's clearly JUST for fun. Something to do if you want to take a break from doing the main story. You still technically FAIL a mission if you fight like Yasuke. So it feels like they're treating Yasuke as a JOKE with the way we HAVE to use him as a tank warrior in a game about ASSASSINS. Where it's now MANDATORY to fight in the middle of day- not even a stealth kill just a full on brawl. Kill more than the main target, WHILE surrounded with a bunch of witnesses... and loudly rams through gates. Again... in a game about STEALTH. Honestly, all they had to do with the play style is be hitman with parkour. It's what made them stand out. If we wanted to just brawl in the open and kill needlessly without focus or any sort of strategy, there's a TON of games out there.
@@xbox360hurley4spec ops to this day wear dark blue instead of pure black, because pure black would make you stand out more with how lighting work. It’s such a basic thing, and they fuck it up.
I've worked on roofs here in Japan for more than 20 years , and there's no way they would have made a wooden door on a kawara yane (roof). And actually , if you walk on kawara yane it makes a lot of sound , and break easily if you step on a weak spot so I don't think ninjas or any kind of spy would actually walk on a that type of roof . Yeah , it's just a game...I'm just nit-picking at this point ^^
thanks for the info! yeah, we cut it out of the video, but my wife did mention there's no way anybody would be running, let alone doing parkour, on a kawara yane like that lol thank you for watching!
@polodhtip6061 yes but mostly in Fantasy setting, i can't name one Japanese game that have real historical European setting. In fantasy setting anything goes dude, no Japanese would protest if the made an Assassin Creed in Fantasy Japanese setting.
To be fair, AC was never a pure stealth game (I wish it was, I love this genre), there was plenty of combat on it. This game had the chance to be 100% stealth in a cool way, instead, randomly Ubisoft decided Star Wars Outlaws as the stealth game lol who looks at Han Solo and imagine the character sneaking around? Anyway, a pure stealth AC game would felt like a novelty, Splinter Cell open world featuring ninjas, even people who have prejudices towards stealth games (it's a super niched genre, sadly), even these players would be at least curious to fulfill the ninja fantasy as much as possible (including Hitman disguises, as they should be. By the way, Age of Empires 4 of all things have a very cool depiction of ninjas). But it's the usual soulless Ubisoft approach, they include action (and later bloated rpg elements) on a game series about ninjas because they want to attract as much people as possible, so they mix a lot of stuff, trying to make a game for "everyone", in the end the game struggles to execute the multiple concepts. Again, Outlaws is the perfect example, 20 different systems and they all feel subpar, even the cover shooter (the devs specialty, they are the ones who worked on The Division 1 and 2)
@@Schlittlenutacus He was a dick-washing baggage-carrier and holder of umbrellas. He didn't even get to toot like John Blanke did. It is incredibly unlikely that he was anything even remotely resembling a bodyguard, besides the fact that he'd be expected to throw himself on the swords to protect his master, much like all other retainers. Because that's what he was. A retainer. He likely never even held a sword in anything other than a ceremonial capacity.
@@Schlittlenutacus There are no records of him being a bodyguard to my knowledge. He was mostly there to be exotic, given there could be many reasons from Nobunga liking him and considered him a friend to being a punching bag when Oda needed to vent.
@@william3791 Only weirdo or some edgy kid worship le Marquis de Sade lol, most french people don't even know who is he... Victor Hugo is maybe the most worshiped and loved french author in France
I'm not even Japanese. I'm a black dude from Los Angeles. The entirety of my knowledge of Japanese culture comes from anime and video games, but there were certain things I saw in this trailer and the reveal trailer that I saw and was like "Hmm...that doesn't look right..." I noticed the statue thing too and I didn't know that it's not permitted to be depicted in media, I just knew that in anime and games, that exact shrine is usually seen empty and without the statue. For them to use the statue without permission is a scummy thing to do.
I gotta ask, if its taboo to depict the statue, who cares? Like how Muslims dont like depicting Muhammad, if its not meant to be insulting then whats the issue? They are trying to depict the setting (horribly for the most part) and immerse you in the culture. Imagine if all the iconography was removed from the first AC games like Islamic and Christian symbols, Crescents and Crosses, Mosques and Churches removed from the setting, how less immersive would it feel.
@@liamgibson8602 Japan asks us to respect their culture nicely while Muslims use violence. I rather change something out of respect rather than fear and see no problem respecting Japanese culture especially since it takes almost nothing away from the end product. AC1 was also handled with much more care and love and they didn't abuse history nearly as much as they do now. Your point would have a little more ground to stand on if Ubi was still making good games and if AC1 was nearly as controversial for depicting something like Muhammad and wasn't just religious fanfiction almost no one had a problem with.
@@TangoMoonStar let’s not generalize everyone as a violent extremist yeah? lol. But yeah, they are violent people over the world and different religions. The way you say it makes it sound broad; some one that’s ignorant might take it the wrong way.
Oh thank god I wasn't the only one who noticed this. Also that's a magical candle with a perfect balance, because it stands straight up with nothing to balance it on, neither a hole in the holder to keep it up.
Crazy that 2 drunk Japanese people can correct what THOUSANDS of Ubisoft employees have worked on for years... Within 20 min... Ubisoft, who are you hiring for historical accuracy for these games?
holy shit, and I thought I was being critical of the trailers, y'all took it to new heights and saw shit I missed, like that stupid floating door. keep up the good work!! Oh, also, the most recent trailer they put out yesterday? check out the horse physics.
thank you for watching! All our analysis videos go fairly deep, glad you found it entertaining! Every new video from Ubi is a gold mine, so many secrets and easter eggs waiting to be found. The horse physics is wild, thank you for pointing it out lol
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Maybe he would not have had swords drawn on him if he opened the door normally and not smash through it like an enemy siege weapon.
@@axiss5840 Now that i think about it, i know nothing about any film, game or book characters because they never sat down and wrote down how awesome they are.
Cause the managers at Ubi watch Too Hot To Handle I guess, cause thats the type of shaitze they'd do in the show to connect with their yooni or something.
If they wanted a "fish out of water" character in feudal Japan, they could've based a game around William Adams, an Englishman who became the first European Samurai, and it was during a very interesting time with culture and religious turmoil. But unfortunately he wasn't black so Ubisoft said no
tsk tsk, gotta be black Mr.Adams, come back next time I'm sure some company will turn him black at some point and say it's cannon thank you for watching!
They could also have done a game about Jules Brunet… but like William Adams he was white but French (America already took his story to make it American with Tom Cruise…)
At 17:38 the soldier with the rifle is clearly a young man wearing a menpo and is standing on a platform made of wooden planks, only for the young man to be replaced by a bald old guy at 18:16, and then at 19:10 the whole platform is replaced by tied together bamboo sticks.
Oh wow, I knew it was bad, but not THIS bad 😂 - The authenticity is in shambles - The realism is in shambles - hit collision is atrocious - floating doors, floating bullets - player models look outdated - illegal religious symbols - falls into hay in the most damaging way - sword poking through the saya (scabbard) My word... It truly takes an effort to fuck up this badly 😂
I know everyone in here is talking about Ubisoft and AC, but I just wanted to say that you and your wife are an amazing pairing and I subscribed not because of Ubisoft or AC drama but because you two are amazing. Looking forward to more amazing content.
My girlfriend is from Hashimoto, and I talked to her about this game for a bit. She looked it up and said it was kind of offensive to have Yasuke as a main character, and she made fun of the music that played when he entered combat. She thought it was ridiculous
Tell you girlfriend it's offensive when Japanese people dress up as 1950s greasers and when Japanese dudes rap like they're from a ghetto lol. The hypocrisy is strong with her if she even exists.
How is it offensive for him to be a main character but not offensive they want 140$ for a single player game? People are so mad about the wrong thing here
@@DaBlaccGhostOrrrr hear me out, you’re on the side of the internet that are mad about this specific part of the game? There are plenty of other posts and videos of people also being upset about the price.
@@DaBlaccGhost Here, let me help you: Japanese people, especially Samurai, were not black. And this guy was no Samurai either. This one isn't hard to guess
"there are enemies high on rooftops with ranged weapons" wow so innovative, surely different from the rooftop archers in 1, the rooftop archers in the ezio trilogy, the musketeers from 3 and black flag, etc.
@@FF-qx6cl The guy she jumps into is the same, the angle she jumps at is roughly the same, the building in the background is the same, and the lighting is the same.
@@Stormgnome it may be the same character she's jumping onto, but in the previous shot he is standing on a platform above ground while the closeup shot shows we're at ground level. the wood column behind her also wasn't part of the first shot either.
What pisses me off is that they could’ve had BOTH AND technically have a fictional character if they used Hanzo Hattori since Hanzo was a title given to the head of the Iga clan.
let alone a samurai fully armored who runs on the roofs and jumps off them instead. you would probably be killed just by him landing on you at that point.
Egypt bled Netflix for that Cleopatra fiasco. I expect nothing less from our Japanese brothers and sisters. You don't mess with people's culture. Greetings from Turkey.❤
@@DashBlue Hi, nice to see your channel is growing. Come visit Istanbul, I'd be honored to have you as my guests. I also want to visit Japan since I was a little kid. Miyazaki, Kurosawa, and Oda are inspirations to me. I always wanted to see Kyoto and Tokyo. And I love your cuisine as well. Keep on protecting and advertising your true culture. Japanese people are famous for their respect. ❤
Ghost of Tsushima was so good! The creators also made sure they did their homework and showed great respect. This is why their game was such a hit in Japan.
The most worrying thing about the trailer is how the devs are speaking so fervently about these duality concepts as if it's not the first time people have done these VERY basic concepts in games for decades, like they have re-invented the wheel or some shit. They are truly living in a bubble.
right, they're basically bragging about things that their previous games didn't have, when they're kind of old news at this point nice to know the features are there, but to make them a major selling point is out of touch thank you for watching!
because they think that any game that isn't made by a Western company isn't good.... How the Ubisoft devs ridiculed Elden Ring and it's open world when it came out.... They literally could of made a joint development with Capcom or Koei Tecmo or something and get actual Japanese devs to work on the game. But nah, that would just be too respectful for Ubisoft.
It's a novelty for Assassins Creed as a seri... oh wait, that London game made it first. I have no idea if that game follows the same cliche of man = strong (UGA BUGA, HULK STRONG), woman = sneaky/smarter/roguish (or whatever). But anyway, I commend Ubisoft for trying to spin the formula a little bit, it's something at least. Back when I still cared (in the Black Flag days, hyped for a future AC Japan), I expected a pure ninja game in Kyoto, like 80% stealth... then a sequel would feature a japanese pirate faction or something, they had a proper name, let me see.... Wako, yep, marauders who attacked the coast and so on, a similar dynamic to black flag, but using piracy cliches from Asia. Then, to complete the trilogy, move to either Korea or China... Korea would be more interesting because their antiquity is not represented on western mainstream media at all. We have a rough idea about China, mainstream media depicted them a lot, but Koreans are completely unknown for me... maybe k-pop interested people to research their history? Anyway, that ship has sailed, Ubisoft is arriving 10+ years too late, 5 years after Ghost of Tsushima, there's no public for this AC Shadows thing
It's great you had fun reviewing it. As a fan of Japanese culture from Europe, I feel this is a complete spitting in the face of Japanese fans. This looks vile..
YOOOOOO I knew eventually this would happen!! I called it on one of your first videos on AC shadows that Asmongold should get a hold of this! Btw grats on your sub count! You guys deserve this. Your stuff is so good, I had a blast when I first found your videos a couple months ago on AC shadows, it had me laughing so hard. Can't wait to see more!!
"The most nit-picky video I've ever seen posted on this subreddit" -Thread from the Ubisoft Subreddit. They are _all_ and I do mean _all_ of them, are trying so desperately to defend this by being dismissive, and it so clearly is not working. It's actually hilarious. Streisand effect baby!
I've noticed an influx of those types of comments, but wonderful comments like yours flush them out like a fart in the wind Thank you for your support, we sincerely appreciate it!
@@DashBlue These people are so painfully ignorant. What burns me the most is how condescending and holier-than-thou they are :/ Keep up the good work man. I'm sure some will try to imply this is a political thing to some degree, as in some "the left likes this" type ish, but no. We (at least those whom aren't culturally ignorant and have brains..) despise this dismissive behavior as well. All we wanted was a good game ffs :/
Totally agree, and I understand what you mean. I'll do my best to not waste any time on them, people like you make this a wonderful community and deserve our attention much more, glad to have you with us!
The hyper focused nitpicking is hilarious, I take this video as a humorous thing, it's not supposed to be serious. As a portuguese, it's like if a random couple hyper analyzed a open world videogame were the devs mixed portuguese and spanish cultures because most people think we are the same (hell, some people assume tango is spanish lol). I guess this mixing of japanese and chinese cultures is pretty common on western media, they are adjacent, but not the same. It's like saying Canadians + US = same, Brazil + Argentina = same and so on and on. Some people take offense to those kind of stereotypes, but I honestly don't care that much
@@DashBlue According to rare historical photos taken in the 19th century in Northen China plains... There were few trees near villages because almost all trees were cut down for fuel. What reversed the deforestation was not modern agriculture, but fossil fuel.
You both did a great job calling out all the crazy errors that Ubisoft made. Great video and a huge shout out to the young lady for her excellent observation skills (She had her mind's eye activated and didn't miss anything lol).
They may have noticed my comments about the awkwardness of them making the black guy a "brute" type character. They didn't change anything, but they are making sure to SAY that Yasuke is "intelligent". They're just talking because talk is cheaper than dev time
ohh man, this is the funniest video i have seen in a while :D, gotta love all the small details i didnt notice, like when she puts her sword away on her back it isnt really going into the sheath, or the floating doors :D
At this point, you can simply use AssCreed trailer video on a history college and gauge how competent your students are by pointing out how many mistakes they found
I found your channel because of Asmon. Honestly I was in stitches listening to you both. Looking forward to watching your other content. Keep it up guys.
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@DashBlue you may want to check with Asmongold. He just reacted to your video. I saw your video trough his react, tho 😅
Ubisoft dug themselves deep with this and star wars outlaws. Why would I want to play this when the latest samurai game before this, Rise of the Ronin, looks way more fun and accurate than this game without even trying to be realistically accurate. It might have to do with it being made by Team Ninja, an actual Japanese game developing studio. 😂
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"We consulted multiple experts concerning feudal Japan."
translation
"We asked Greg what they used in Anime and just went off that."
Nah, anime is way better than this
"But Greg didn't know what anime was either, so in the end we just went off that one South Park episode"
@@bottomleftololol
I just found out today that the expert Ubi worked with used to be a Sweet Baby Inc employee. How shocking
Anime is way better.
AC1: We removed crossbows because it's historically inaccurate
AC Now:
my how the mighty have fallen
I'm sure those original devs are not even with Ubi anymore
thank you for watching!
Inb4 artards reply with "BUT ITS FANTASY!" and "BUT ANIMUS or ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY!" without realizing that fantasy elements in history are fine so long as you RESPECT THE ACTUAL HISTORY.
AC has been taking diarretic shits all over history ever since Origins.
Command and Conquer series: First time?
@@nickm1242 yeah, this. But they made a statement how it's all historically accurate while it wasn't. And now they're labeling other folks with -ist words for pointing it out.
Ubi tried to make a dump on our doorsteps but forgot to put their pants down.
@@nickm1242it is hilarious that they will use fantasy as an excuse to rewrite history and think being faithful to history and fantasy stuff cannot co exist, we saw this with the Final Fantasy 16 controversy, yet these are the same people who complained about the lack of diversity in Kingdom Come: Deliverance despite having no fantasy elements and aiming more towards historical accuracy.
I still can't get over the first trailer where they thought the best way to show off an African character was to put a rap beat over it 😭😭
that truly was a moment to remember
thank you for watching!
A rap beat from a country that didnt' exist yet and he never would've set foot in since he was african
Even with Bayek, who I'm perfectly fine with, they had the sense to not be idiots about him.
Samurai Champloo! :D
The ones that decided on that music choice are the type that when a blk person gets into the car, they turn on rap music and then smile at them. Its just disgusting. Unironically very racist behavior.
In an alternate universe, there’s a Red Dead Redemption trailer showing a man in sneakers standing on the walls of English castle in New Mexico, fanning the hammer on a C96 Mauser.
Ngl, while goofy as fuck, that sounds kinda fun as some weird parody game
@@minimanbeast1014 Ah yes, Red Alive Redemption
Green Alive Retribution
Rdr does have a mauser in it
@@revolverocelot8106 Yeah, but it runs like an automatic, not a single-action revolver
>Yasuke is super smart
>Video shows him writing wrong
The joke writes itself lmao
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"why does an assasisn creed game need a fighter?"
That's... A pretty good point actually.
A question that's been asked for several games now, but apparently questioning why an assassin's creed game is featuring something other than an assassin (or at least an interesting derivative from a lore standpoint, like a templar with assassin training) as a central protagonist is just haters hating change or some shit like that.
@@natchu96🤡🤡🤡🤡
Worst part is the series had that covered until 4 where the protagonists were powerhouses, which had an in-universe justification in them being genetic freaks who could literally punch locks off pillories. Then Unity and the RPG mechanics came, along with the degrading and compartmentalizing of the power fantasy.
That's what new ac fans enjoy now after origins and odyssey
Ubi made a game around assassin vikings, and somehow they thought it was a good enough idea to continue having more fighters. At least with Unity players would get wrecked if they tried to brute force with combat. Getting caught and forced to fight directly should be a punishment in these types of games.
I just look at this game and get reminded how Suckerpunch used ACTUAL consulting firms to make an ACTUAL historically accurate game in japan with Ghosts of Tsushima and got a full-ass ambassador award for it.
And they went out of their way to claim the game was NOT aimed to be historically accurate as well.
If any team knows how to properly respect a culture, it's Suckerpunch
Thank you for watching!
If it was a game made by small indie studio, it will be ok, people will understand for cultural inaccuracy and technical problems, it will be cute. but ac shadow was made by Ubisoft, Giant company with hundreds of employees and millions dollars that they can use for research. the game is $100+ ffs. some ppl say we're too hard on AC shadows, but with that price tag i think it is ok to nitpick.
kudos for Suckerpunch for actually care about culture than pretentious Ubisoft ppl who pretend they care about honoring culture.
actual consulting firms like sweet baby😂
@@cheukwlau SBI was not involved with Ghost of Tsushima
@@gabriellopesguimaraes3513 If they were, Yuna would've been the protagonist with her character changed to an insufferable girlboss.
bro roasting em like ubisoft roasting japanese history
they did this to themselves lol
thank you for watching!
@polodhtip6061 cope
@polodhtip6061if not bad intentions then Ubisoft is just ignorant with the many inaccuracies
@polodhtip6061if not bad intentions then Ubisoft is just ignorant with the many inaccuracies
@polodhtip6061 well, that just your assumption
I love how you two speak both English and Japanese and completely understand each other.
Tekken live action, baby
And how they switch back & forth, really great.
Its pretty common for well educated Asians to mix english with their native tongue. Like my sister prefers to speak english but we can have a whole conversation where i only speak native, and she only speaks english, and we fully understand each other. we did this outdoors one day and an old lady laughs at how silly it is hearing one person speak a language she understand, and the other replies in another language that she doesnt understan
「甲冑を着た弥助は重いので、直江より速い速度で落下します」
どうやらUBIは16世紀のガリレオ・ガリレイの実験を知らないようだ
UBIの物理演算どうなっているんでしょうね。
真空状態なのかも笑
コメントありがとうございました。
@@DashBlue ikr idk why they just don't think about such basic things
LOL, form how bad their graphics and interfaces are I don't think that they even know how their own software works.
重い物は地面との親和性が高いので速く落下します。アリストテレス先生が言ってたので間違いありません。
... They legit made Yasuke borderline illiterate with the scroll thing.
But he's supposed to be a genius, that can't be right!
Thank you for watching!
But he’s so smart
@@Toshiboyai Based on how big he is writing it's probably going to be something like "Live Laugh Bravery"
That’s the one accurate part. He didn’t know the language and he sure as hell couldn’t write it. 😂
You could use that paper was longer up and down
your wife is hilarious
thank you for watching!
You can tell why theyre married I guess :P
They said this game is for honoring the Japanese but then when Japanese said they are making it wrong and disrespectful they called Japanese as racists.
Wth is wrong with those ppl seriously?
I have whatever they're smoking, must be some really good stuff
thank you for watching!
Not just that,but Uvislop is using trademarked stuff without consent from the trademark holders
They got colonizer mentality.
Edit: Not to mention they hated Ghost of Tsushima.
They're French.
@@DashBlue They're counting on east asians to be docile and quiet. They would never pull this BS against blacks or south asians.
The woke crowd would hunt them down and socially cancel them.
Quadruple A Game Features :
1) Sword That goes into your skin
2) Anti-Snow Armor
3) Globally Warmed Head that prevents snow falling on your head
4) Convenient moldy trapdoor in roof that leaks rain
5) UbiTech™ : Floating Japanese slide doors for rats and air
6) Convenient laid out Maps that are top secret
7) Ink that never dry
8) Bamboo sword from future
9) AI Generated Hands
10) Anti-snow roof
11) Yasuke has a DmC Mindset now
12) Invincible hips
13) Seaths are broken cuz why not
14) Yasuke stole Oda's sword (confirmed by our japanese cultural consultant)
15) The only game where you will find this specific religious statue
16) Player choices matter? Well yes, but actually no
17) Floating bullets (©X-files)
18) Asymmetrical alignment of door and stairs
19) Hug enemies before killing them
20) When you thrust your blade in enemy's neck, blood comes out from stomach.
Extras :
1) Moonwalking horse
2) Metal Gear Rising Raiden's sword technique
All enhanced by Cyberpunk ahh bugs™ (©CDprojectred)
this wins comment of the CENTURY
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-stranded and captured in japan
-became a slave
-japanese put samurai armor on you because it looks goofy
-your job is to carry equipments only
-stuck in a war and surrender immediately
-became a slave again
Also westerners hundreds of years later : "THE LEGENDARY BLACK SAMURAI!!!"
🤣🤣🤣
Yasuke fanboying was a result of white guilt and white obsession with blacks.
This is an American social phenomenon referenced in Get Out.
Play as him as your only options are disguising as the enemy badly and dropping your swords cuz you dont know the first thing about fighting
Yasuke never wore armor historically. Even if he did for entertainment. He would have wore what the ashigaru had. The npc that Ubi made him killed in the game.
His whole life even after death is still a joke
If maps are so valuable then would anyone just leave a burning candle on top of the map while no one is even in the room?
good point
but in this era candles were powered by Ubi Technology, so the flames never set anything on fire
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Candles also used to be very expensive, you had to actually go out and gather the wax and everything, so just having dozens of candles burning around is also unrealistic. It's literally burning immense amounts of money for no reason.
Oh my god.
First, your wife, even drunk, has the eyes of a HAWK for graphical and historical errors. That's genuinely awe inspiring and kinda terrifying.
Second, I need you to slow down your editing roll because you're way too fucking powerful, sir. 😂 the subtitling is actual art.
I'm sending this to my friends, who also adore your wife and your sweet editing skills. 🎉 Thank you and yours, as always, for the great content.
thank you for the kind comments, it really motivates us to continue making these!
Bruh she had a script, all those things were already pointed out weeks ago
@@FF-qx6cl doesn't make ot not correct lmao
@@DashBlue Your wife is the GOAT. I didn't see anything she saw until she pointed it out.
@@FF-qx6clhuhh ? 😂
Why the fuck would we want to play as an armoured warrior in an assassin's creed game. The fact that he's also extremely historically inaccurate only adds insult to injury. KUDARAN
I really don't think anyone would have complained if the game was just about a shinobi, at least then they would have enough dev time to realize the sword isn't properly sheathed....I guess they would've missed it anyway
くだらん！(KUDARAN!)
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From the sounds of it he's not even a warrior. He sounds like a TANK.
@@usonohoshi6165 The assassin that's closest to a fighter/tank pre-Origins is Connor and he's still nimble and stealthy. Ubisoft has proven that we can have a mix of those three fighting styles/classes and still stay true to the series' main gameplay mechanics but no! Just make a whole different class because "diversity of gameplay" or something.
While the actual good Assassin's Creed titles never shied away from open combat, it was usually only when the game forced it on you or because you had screwed up. And the combat could be challenging or tedious, which helped for the theme. You're not a warrior, you're not a soldier, YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN. Your job is to stealthily and discreetly take out targets, so getting into open combat means you failed.
While certainly, mechanics were introduced that let you more easily wipe out enemies (execution streak comes to mind), enemies also had different resistances and abilities that you had to remember and fight around. It made combat more challenging. Now, it's all the same. Parry the enemy unless they glow red, then dodge instead, then unleash your super duper power skill. All enemies are the same, just with more or less health. It's mindless hack and slash where you can solo fight an entire fort of enemies, instead of wanting to stealthily sneak in and by them.
I've literally handicapped myself in AC games from Origins onwards just to not simply speed run through the games by simply yoloing in and wiping everyone out.
@@lmahu6627 But isn't the lack of open fights more accurate? And unique? I recall that even IF you do openly fight and kill in old AC games. It's clearly JUST for fun. Something to do if you want to take a break from doing the main story. You still technically FAIL a mission if you fight like Yasuke.
So it feels like they're treating Yasuke as a JOKE with the way we HAVE to use him as a tank warrior in a game about ASSASSINS. Where it's now MANDATORY to fight in the middle of day- not even a stealth kill just a full on brawl. Kill more than the main target, WHILE surrounded with a bunch of witnesses... and loudly rams through gates. Again... in a game about STEALTH.
Honestly, all they had to do with the play style is be hitman with parkour. It's what made them stand out. If we wanted to just brawl in the open and kill needlessly without focus or any sort of strategy, there's a TON of games out there.
Ah yes! The “ninja” character CLAD COMPLETELY IN BLACK is easily able to sneak around by crawling around on the WHITE SNOW.
Even the black is wrong I think. As far as I know ninjas wore dark blue lol
@@xbox360hurley4spec ops to this day wear dark blue instead of pure black, because pure black would make you stand out more with how lighting work.
It’s such a basic thing, and they fuck it up.
I've worked on roofs here in Japan for more than 20 years , and there's no way they would have made a wooden door on a kawara yane (roof). And actually , if you walk on kawara yane it makes a lot of sound , and break easily if you step on a weak spot so I don't think ninjas or any kind of spy would actually walk on a that type of roof .
Yeah , it's just a game...I'm just nit-picking at this point ^^
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yeah, we cut it out of the video, but my wife did mention there's no way anybody would be running, let alone doing parkour, on a kawara yane like that lol
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As someone who identifies as a faulty roof, this was very interesting to me!
Kidding, I like construction though...
@polodhtip6061 yes but mostly in Fantasy setting, i can't name one Japanese game that have real historical European setting. In fantasy setting anything goes dude, no Japanese would protest if the made an Assassin Creed in Fantasy Japanese setting.
@polodhtip6061womp womp didn’t ask.
you know Ubisoft messed up when a Japanese roof maker came out of the woodwork to point out their mistake
"Does Assassin's creed need a fighter?" the best quote ever and the best to see how far Assassin's creed has gone away from its origin
really sums up the entire game
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Makes you wonder where the Assassin in a game called *Assassin's Creed.*
that's why i stop play AC after 2 because fighting mechanic is boring no reason to do anything but counter
@@oratankbrotherhood has a cool mechanic where you can chain executions together, allowing you to one shot heavily armoured enemies.
To be fair, AC was never a pure stealth game (I wish it was, I love this genre), there was plenty of combat on it. This game had the chance to be 100% stealth in a cool way, instead, randomly Ubisoft decided Star Wars Outlaws as the stealth game lol who looks at Han Solo and imagine the character sneaking around? Anyway, a pure stealth AC game would felt like a novelty, Splinter Cell open world featuring ninjas, even people who have prejudices towards stealth games (it's a super niched genre, sadly), even these players would be at least curious to fulfill the ninja fantasy as much as possible (including Hitman disguises, as they should be. By the way, Age of Empires 4 of all things have a very cool depiction of ninjas). But it's the usual soulless Ubisoft approach, they include action (and later bloated rpg elements) on a game series about ninjas because they want to attract as much people as possible, so they mix a lot of stuff, trying to make a game for "everyone", in the end the game struggles to execute the multiple concepts. Again, Outlaws is the perfect example, 20 different systems and they all feel subpar, even the cover shooter (the devs specialty, they are the ones who worked on The Division 1 and 2)
>ubisoft
"Yasooki is the most smartest strongest samurai!"
>history
Yasuke was Oda Nobunaga's black pet.
Ehh more bodyguard but oda probably saw it that way anyways
@@Schlittlenutacus he was more like a glorified baggage carrier
@@Schlittlenutacus He was a dick-washing baggage-carrier and holder of umbrellas. He didn't even get to toot like John Blanke did.
It is incredibly unlikely that he was anything even remotely resembling a bodyguard, besides the fact that he'd be expected to throw himself on the swords to protect his master, much like all other retainers. Because that's what he was. A retainer. He likely never even held a sword in anything other than a ceremonial capacity.
Even Hideyoshi Hashiba (before becoming Hideyoshi Toyotomi) called Yasuke a pet too.
@@Schlittlenutacus There are no records of him being a bodyguard to my knowledge. He was mostly there to be exotic, given there could be many reasons from Nobunga liking him and considered him a friend to being a punching bag when Oda needed to vent.
Now a Japanese gaming company needs to make a French historical game where all of the French Nobility are Maori
They wouldn’t mind these days😂
remember the french worship marquis de sade, and some freaky shiet. so yeah they'll be elated to know its maoris now
@@william3791 Only weirdo or some edgy kid worship le Marquis de Sade lol, most french people don't even know who is he... Victor Hugo is maybe the most worshiped and loved french author in France
@@alexiss5539 not edgy... more like diddler worshiper, I think de sade put p diddy to shame in kinkyness
Lmao. I'm french, and it would be hilarious.
I'm not even Japanese. I'm a black dude from Los Angeles. The entirety of my knowledge of Japanese culture comes from anime and video games, but there were certain things I saw in this trailer and the reveal trailer that I saw and was like "Hmm...that doesn't look right..." I noticed the statue thing too and I didn't know that it's not permitted to be depicted in media, I just knew that in anime and games, that exact shrine is usually seen empty and without the statue. For them to use the statue without permission is a scummy thing to do.
Yeah that's pretty damn low. They put no effort.
I gotta ask, if its taboo to depict the statue, who cares? Like how Muslims dont like depicting Muhammad, if its not meant to be insulting then whats the issue? They are trying to depict the setting (horribly for the most part) and immerse you in the culture. Imagine if all the iconography was removed from the first AC games like Islamic and Christian symbols, Crescents and Crosses, Mosques and Churches removed from the setting, how less immersive would it feel.
@@liamgibson8602 Japan asks us to respect their culture nicely while Muslims use violence. I rather change something out of respect rather than fear and see no problem respecting Japanese culture especially since it takes almost nothing away from the end product. AC1 was also handled with much more care and love and they didn't abuse history nearly as much as they do now. Your point would have a little more ground to stand on if Ubi was still making good games and if AC1 was nearly as controversial for depicting something like Muhammad and wasn't just religious fanfiction almost no one had a problem with.
@@TangoMoonStar let’s not generalize everyone as a violent extremist yeah? lol. But yeah, they are violent people over the world and different religions. The way you say it makes it sound broad; some one that’s ignorant might take it the wrong way.
@@TangoMoonStarShinzo would like a word about "non-violence"
I cant wait to see Oda family sue the shit out of ubisoft for put their emblem everywhere
Ubi will claim it's okay because they flipped the emblem upside down in so many places lol
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You can't sue without a track record of protecting your emblem in the past, such as enforcing rights or registering it as a trademark.
@@DoubleAAce That's strictly a US legal thing. It doesn't work that way in other countries.
@@Lowlightt its a thing in europe where I’m from and also Japan a quick google search shows.
Game has the Shimazu/Takeda/Ashikaga clans emblems.
*Ubisoft flips them upside down
Ubisoft: ... Wait a minute
> Stab dude in the neck.
> Bloods spurt out from his stomach, through his armor.
Now that's quadruple A quality right there
the greatest AAAA game to ever exist! step aside Sucker Punch!
In the same scene: the bow string clipped into his back, but didn't show attached to the upper part of the bow.
Before she jumped the platform was clearly made out of large wooden boards and planks but when she lands it's all suddenly made out of bamboo 🤣
More like AAAAAAAAAAA quality
Don't forget with the bullet , she moving so fast even the bullet still stay in the air when she going to stab the guard
There was no candles at that time, usually use oil lamps to light up the lanterns
Ubisoft technology 🤣🤣🤣
Oh thank god I wasn't the only one who noticed this.
Also that's a magical candle with a perfect balance, because it stands straight up with nothing to balance it on, neither a hole in the holder to keep it up.
@@SpaceOink well there are candle holders that have a metal spike for you to stab it on so that it holds firmly in place
@@kristiankubar2281 Fair point. Completely forgot about those. ^_^
"Does Assassin's creed need a fighter?"
I've been asking that question since syndicate lol.
Crazy that 2 drunk Japanese people can correct what THOUSANDS of Ubisoft employees have worked on for years... Within 20 min... Ubisoft, who are you hiring for historical accuracy for these games?
このゲームは単純に質が悪いです。
おすすめから来ました！
一人で公式トレーラーを見るのめっちゃ疲れるので、こういうツッコミまくる動画本当にありがたいです……
ぜひ次のトレーラーもツッコミ入れちゃってください！
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お楽しみいただけて何よりです！
突っ込みどころありすぎて、実は１時間半くらいのものをカットしているんです…笑
最新のも思いっきり突っ込ませていただく予定です！
門扉が外側に閂つけているのが最高に笑えます😂
全く防犯防御の意味をなしていない。
コメントありがとうございます。
内側（？）から開けられない門とはこれいかに。
江戸時代には、処罰の１つとして、門の外側に開けられない様に色々取り付けて、『この屋敷の人は現在、謹慎中です』と知らしめるモノは有ったと記憶してますが、閂ではないですし、そもそも、それ以前から有ったのかは不明です。
holy shit, and I thought I was being critical of the trailers, y'all took it to new heights and saw shit I missed, like that stupid floating door. keep up the good work!! Oh, also, the most recent trailer they put out yesterday? check out the horse physics.
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All our analysis videos go fairly deep, glad you found it entertaining!
Every new video from Ubi is a gold mine, so many secrets and easter eggs waiting to be found. The horse physics is wild, thank you for pointing it out lol
ah yes, the moonwalking horse 😂😂
Horse go 'HEE HEE'!
日本人がコメントしても、白人がAi使ってるだとか差別主義者だの言われてしまうので、このような形で動画をあげてくださる事はとても有難いです
Ubisoft: Yasuke is a smart fella.
Yasuke (as depicted by Ubi): OOGA BOOGA, ME RUN OVER WOODEN DOOR!
🤣🤣🤣
Her pointing out that the door was locked from HIS side doesn’t help at all 🤣🤣
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Maybe he would not have had swords drawn on him if he opened the door normally and not smash through it like an enemy siege weapon.
Yasuke sat down, took out the scroll, ink and the brush, and wrote: "Bravery"
My question is: "Why?"
He reffered to artistic directors who approved this slop. It is indeed brave to disrespect someone's culture so confidently.
How else would you know he's brave?!?!??!?!
@@axiss5840 Now that i think about it, i know nothing about any film, game or book characters because they never sat down and wrote down how awesome they are.
Cause the managers at Ubi watch Too Hot To Handle I guess, cause thats the type of shaitze they'd do in the show to connect with their yooni or something.
@@alexsalmela8199 Characters are MUCH better when they verbally explain how awesome they are
If they wanted a "fish out of water" character in feudal Japan, they could've based a game around William Adams, an Englishman who became the first European Samurai, and it was during a very interesting time with culture and religious turmoil.
But unfortunately he wasn't black so Ubisoft said no
tsk tsk, gotta be black Mr.Adams, come back next time
I'm sure some company will turn him black at some point and say it's cannon
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Next game will have a Japanese African main character
Not only was he not Black - he was White male.
That's a big no-no for Ubi. Unless we are talking about their antagonists.
They could also have done a game about Jules Brunet… but like William Adams he was white but French (America already took his story to make it American with Tom Cruise…)
@@didimean especially English, Assassin's creed games have a special hatred for Englishmen, look at every English character I the series
Ghost of Tsushima looking better and better by the minute.
GOTY material right here
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Most coherent drunk person ive heard. Her knowledge in her culture is amazing, ive learrnt more from you than any other ytuber critiquing this
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You know you messed up when your Japanese wife goes "Eeh?"
Your wife has such sharp eyes wtf 😂
like a hawk 😂
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Like the Ogasawara Sadamune from elusive samurai 😂
At 17:38 the soldier with the rifle is clearly a young man wearing a menpo and is standing on a platform made of wooden planks, only for the young man to be replaced by a bald old guy at 18:16, and then at 19:10 the whole platform is replaced by tied together bamboo sticks.
Dash could make a whole new video out of that ! lol
Also, his animation very noticeably twitches (glaring even without slowmo).
Never seen anything like it in a AAA game trailer.
Oh wow, I knew it was bad, but not THIS bad 😂
- The authenticity is in shambles
- The realism is in shambles
- hit collision is atrocious
- floating doors, floating bullets
- player models look outdated
- illegal religious symbols
- falls into hay in the most damaging way
- sword poking through the saya (scabbard)
My word... It truly takes an effort to fuck up this badly 😂
this game is a national treasure, so many laughs, and it teaches you exactly how things WEREN'T
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The lady commentating is extremely observant. I'm very impressed how many things she notices
yeah , the other vids on the game is even crazier lol
I know everyone in here is talking about Ubisoft and AC, but I just wanted to say that you and your wife are an amazing pairing and I subscribed not because of Ubisoft or AC drama but because you two are amazing.
Looking forward to more amazing content.
came from asmongold - i really liked the video! subbed
long live the king!
thank you very much!
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same, the content here is great
Also here!!
Samies
same
My girlfriend is from Hashimoto, and I talked to her about this game for a bit. She looked it up and said it was kind of offensive to have Yasuke as a main character, and she made fun of the music that played when he entered combat. She thought it was ridiculous
Tell you girlfriend it's offensive when Japanese people dress up as 1950s greasers and when Japanese dudes rap like they're from a ghetto lol. The hypocrisy is strong with her if she even exists.
How is it offensive for him to be a main character but not offensive they want 140$ for a single player game?
People are so mad about the wrong thing here
@@DaBlaccGhostOrrrr hear me out, you’re on the side of the internet that are mad about this specific part of the game? There are plenty of other posts and videos of people also being upset about the price.
@@DaBlaccGhost Both are equally offensive. Are you happy now?
@@DaBlaccGhost Here, let me help you: Japanese people, especially Samurai, were not black. And this guy was no Samurai either. This one isn't hard to guess
Ubisoft thought they cooked with this one. But no… they’re just cooked. 😅
totally overcooked charcoal, lookin like Gandhi's flip flop
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"there are enemies high on rooftops with ranged weapons"
wow so innovative, surely different from the rooftop archers in 1, the rooftop archers in the ezio trilogy, the musketeers from 3 and black flag, etc.
@18:36 She jumps towards a platform clearly made of larger boards and lands on/into the dude on a platform made of bamboo...
oh...my god..
I need to go lay down
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Good catch
That's because it's not the sae place Sherlock
@@FF-qx6cl The guy she jumps into is the same, the angle she jumps at is roughly the same, the building in the background is the same, and the lighting is the same.
@@Stormgnome it may be the same character she's jumping onto, but in the previous shot he is standing on a platform above ground while the closeup shot shows we're at ground level. the wood column behind her also wasn't part of the first shot either.
Im still baffled that in an assassin game, you play as a samurai.
I feel you
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What pisses me off is that they could’ve had BOTH AND technically have a fictional character if they used Hanzo Hattori since Hanzo was a title given to the head of the Iga clan.
let alone a samurai fully armored who runs on the roofs and jumps off them instead.
you would probably be killed just by him landing on you at that point.
Being a Viking was also kinda baffling, so in that sense i am used to them doing weird things i guess
This was highly entertaining, love the dynamic of you two. I'll definitely be checking out your other videos.
Egypt bled Netflix for that Cleopatra fiasco. I expect nothing less from our Japanese brothers and sisters. You don't mess with people's culture. Greetings from Turkey.❤
Welcome to the channel!
We've always beeb interested in Turkey, such a beautiful country and their food is amazing!
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@@DashBlue Hi, nice to see your channel is growing. Come visit Istanbul, I'd be honored to have you as my guests. I also want to visit Japan since I was a little kid. Miyazaki, Kurosawa, and Oda are inspirations to me. I always wanted to see Kyoto and Tokyo. And I love your cuisine as well.
Keep on protecting and advertising your true culture. Japanese people are famous for their respect. ❤
0:32 Yes, 19 MILLION!
You forgot the drunk part
Ghost of Tsushima was so good! The creators also made sure they did their homework and showed great respect. This is why their game was such a hit in Japan.
absolutely!
there are details in the game that people have yet to realize as well, they truly did their homework
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@@DashBlue I can only hope that one day my own books will be adapted so well.
@@aragmarverilian8238 lol what books
Sucker Punch made a massive mistake, they included katanas in the game which weren't carried by samurai till a much later time period.
That game had no content. If it wasn't for the combat I could have forgot it was set in Japan
Yeah, Thomas' nose is indeed a problem, lol
Bro LOL
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あの大仏があの時代には焼け落ちていて存在しないっていう事実も、きっと妻さんが動画外で指摘していて編集でカットされている。きっとそう。
「もうやだあ」に全てが詰まっていて笑いましたｗ
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そうなんですよね。史実なら、弥助は焼け野原に手を合わせているはずなんです…笑
因みに元々の動画は１時間半くらいあって、カットしまくってます笑 個人的に僧侶のひざ下丈の素足なところもツボだったり…
@@DashBlue後半の文のところ私も気になってました。どこの一休さんだよと思って。小僧ファッション？w
We could have had just a really fleshed out shinobi (or bu) as this is a stealth game. An...assassin game...if you will.
came here from asmon! nice vid guys this game will be pure comedy! keep it up
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The fact ubisoft thought this was good enough to be shown to the public is just crazy.
Quality content, keep em coming
got more in the works!
thank you for the kind comment!
And we thought the HORSE was bad... OMG
Thx for the video! This is 10/10!
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Your wife's reaction to the roof hatch fucking slayed me;
"If this was real-"
"No no no no. No way."
I love this video.
The most worrying thing about the trailer is how the devs are speaking so fervently about these duality concepts as if it's not the first time people have done these VERY basic concepts in games for decades, like they have re-invented the wheel or some shit. They are truly living in a bubble.
right, they're basically bragging about things that their previous games didn't have, when they're kind of old news at this point
nice to know the features are there, but to make them a major selling point is out of touch
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@@DashBlue Yep hehe. And cheers, had a good laugh watching 😁
It's almost like they forgot they made Syndicate lol
because they think that any game that isn't made by a Western company isn't good.... How the Ubisoft devs ridiculed Elden Ring and it's open world when it came out.... They literally could of made a joint development with Capcom or Koei Tecmo or something and get actual Japanese devs to work on the game. But nah, that would just be too respectful for Ubisoft.
It's a novelty for Assassins Creed as a seri... oh wait, that London game made it first. I have no idea if that game follows the same cliche of man = strong (UGA BUGA, HULK STRONG), woman = sneaky/smarter/roguish (or whatever). But anyway, I commend Ubisoft for trying to spin the formula a little bit, it's something at least. Back when I still cared (in the Black Flag days, hyped for a future AC Japan), I expected a pure ninja game in Kyoto, like 80% stealth... then a sequel would feature a japanese pirate faction or something, they had a proper name, let me see.... Wako, yep, marauders who attacked the coast and so on, a similar dynamic to black flag, but using piracy cliches from Asia. Then, to complete the trilogy, move to either Korea or China... Korea would be more interesting because their antiquity is not represented on western mainstream media at all. We have a rough idea about China, mainstream media depicted them a lot, but Koreans are completely unknown for me... maybe k-pop interested people to research their history? Anyway, that ship has sailed, Ubisoft is arriving 10+ years too late, 5 years after Ghost of Tsushima, there's no public for this AC Shadows thing
16:51の奈緒江と大男１vs1で戦うシーンですが、左奥に見えるのは神社の手水舎に見える。そうなるとここは朽ちた神社の境内で奥に見えるのは壊れた鳥居かな？ということは神社の神域である境内でお互い殺し合って血を流して穢すという非常に罰当りな事をUBIは平気でやっているように見えますね。まああのオリンピックの酷い開会式を見た後ではさもありなんといった感じなんですが
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罰当たりなんて考えてもいないでしょう。フランスの感覚だと、親兄弟の死ですらギャグになるらしいですし。
「鼻の穴からThomas Lockleyが出てくる」ってのはプログラミング界隈の「定義されていない動作を含むコードを書いて実行するとどんなことがおこるかもわからない、それこそ鼻から悪魔が出てもしかたない」といういわゆる「鼻悪魔」といわれる警句から来ているんだろうな。
悪魔扱いのThomas Lockley哀れ...
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そんな意味になるなんて…笑
プログラマー界でのトンデモ皮肉になってしまったんですね…偶然とは恐ろしい
でも取り下げませんよ！UBIの頭の中の歴史は鳥取トム一色でしょうから、的外れではないはず！笑
@@DashBlue
おぉ、偶然の一致でしたか。
プログラミングをある程度囓ると鼻悪魔に苦しまされることは結構あると思うので、そっち方面に脊髄反射してしもうた。
@@DashBlue
「弥助が侍であった説」を「未定義の動作」となぞらえて、AC:Sが鼻から悪魔が出るほどのとんでもないことになってしまったと考えると、プログラミング界隈の俚諺に当てはまらないことも無いと強引に結論づけてみた(ヨセ
nasal demonsまたはundefined behavior(UB)
ちょっと検索してみところ私はUBに意味を見出してしまったので任意のIを付けると丁度良いかもしれません。
面白い例えが知れて、有意義でござる！
It's great you had fun reviewing it. As a fan of Japanese culture from Europe, I feel this is a complete spitting in the face of Japanese fans. This looks vile..
Even drunk people has more attention to detail than whatever the flip Ubislop was doing.
Damnyour wifes ability to notice out of place shit is insane XD Great video!
thank you so much!
stay tuned for more, we have a video on the latest trailer in the works
@@DashBlue Yeah you got yourself a new fan,ill be there!
He's not just a samurai but the legendary hip hop Samurai.
Funny ans entertaining video as always guys.
The world famous 25 Cent.
Thank you for always being with us!
That one hip-hop Samurai from Ryukyu island demands an audience for this insolence
18分頃の敵が鉄砲を撃つシーンで、二人は建物の階段のありかに疑問を持っていましたが、私は敵の頭が禿げたり、髪が生えたりしているところに爆笑していました
コメントありがとうございます。
動画見返してみましたら、確かにハゲとフサフサの行ったり来たりで爆笑してしまいました。
新たな発見をありがとうございました！
YOOOOOO I knew eventually this would happen!! I called it on one of your first videos on AC shadows that Asmongold should get a hold of this! Btw grats on your sub count! You guys deserve this. Your stuff is so good, I had a blast when I first found your videos a couple months ago on AC shadows, it had me laughing so hard. Can't wait to see more!!
"The most nit-picky video I've ever seen posted on this subreddit"
-Thread from the Ubisoft Subreddit.
They are _all_ and I do mean _all_ of them, are trying so desperately to defend this by being dismissive, and it so clearly is not working.
It's actually hilarious.
Streisand effect baby!
I've noticed an influx of those types of comments, but wonderful comments like yours flush them out like a fart in the wind
Thank you for your support, we sincerely appreciate it!
@@DashBlue These people are so painfully ignorant. What burns me the most is how condescending and holier-than-thou they are :/
Keep up the good work man.
I'm sure some will try to imply this is a political thing to some degree, as in some "the left likes this" type ish, but no. We (at least those whom aren't culturally ignorant and have brains..) despise this dismissive behavior as well.
All we wanted was a good game ffs :/
Totally agree, and I understand what you mean.
I'll do my best to not waste any time on them, people like you make this a wonderful community and deserve our attention much more, glad to have you with us!
@@DashBlue glad to be a part of it!
The hyper focused nitpicking is hilarious, I take this video as a humorous thing, it's not supposed to be serious. As a portuguese, it's like if a random couple hyper analyzed a open world videogame were the devs mixed portuguese and spanish cultures because most people think we are the same (hell, some people assume tango is spanish lol). I guess this mixing of japanese and chinese cultures is pretty common on western media, they are adjacent, but not the same. It's like saying Canadians + US = same, Brazil + Argentina = same and so on and on. Some people take offense to those kind of stereotypes, but I honestly don't care that much
どっかのUbiインタビューで実際に日本を訪れて、例えば日本の森はギリシャの森とは全然違うということに気付きゲーム内に反映させた、みたいなこと言ってはずだけどさ・・・ ゲーム動画で見える街・城内に生えてる木とか周辺の森が明らかにおかしいんだよねｗ 当時は集落周辺はあらかた伐採されていて、神社周りや庭の数本以外は灌木がちょっとあるだけでほとんど開けて草原が広がっていたはず。その草原のススキが茅葺屋根の材料になったり肥料として畑に使われたりし、開けた景観は野生動物の接近を妨げ畑を守ったりも。現在の日本の、住居や畑のすぐそばまで森が広がっているのって戦後の植林や人口減少による手入れの無さが原因で昔は全然違うんだけど、そういうことは調べなかったみたいですね。そういう情報もかなりの量の文献があるはずだけどな・・・
まぁ映っている桜の木一本だけで見ても何かおかしい気がしますがｗ
コメントありがとうございます。
戦国時代は人口の多くが農民だったこともあり、かなり開墾されていたと思いますね。あんなちっぽけな田畑じゃ、現代の農耕技術があったとしても食糧難だったと思います。また焼畑農業もしていたと思いますので、休耕地含めると開けた場所であったと思います（あまり詳しくはないですが…）
そうしたことを差し引いても、季節感のなさや、中国みたいな背景は違和感しかないですね。
@@DashBlue 当時は朝夕の煮炊きもすべて薪でしたから、薪を育てて取るための管理された雑木林が多かったはずです。有名どころでは、京都市周辺の山々も寺社の森を別として全部それで、まともな立木はなかったようです。
@@DashBlue According to rare historical photos taken in the 19th century in Northen China plains... There were few trees near villages because almost all trees were cut down for fuel.
What reversed the deforestation was not modern agriculture, but fossil fuel.
公式トレーラーはコメントを見るために開くのですが、この動画でまた新しい発見が複数あって興味深いです。
弥助まで納刀失敗してたとは🧐
コメントありがとうございます。
私も気づきませんでしたが、他の方のコメントで15:00でも納刀できていないとのこと。このゲームでの納刀はあれがデフォなのかもしれません。
@@DashBlue ほんとだ！YABAI DESUNE
You both did a great job calling out all the crazy errors that Ubisoft made. Great video and a huge shout out to the young lady for her excellent observation skills (She had her mind's eye activated and didn't miss anything lol).
茶化し方最高でした😂
楽しかったです👍
コメントありがとうございます。
楽しんでくれてうれしいです！
the conversation between English and Japanese make me thinking this is tekken cutscene roasting AC shadow
しかも東大寺はこの時代には燃えて無くなってたんよね
コメントありがとうございます。
おっしゃる通りで、焼け野原なはずなんですよね。再建されたのは江戸に入ってからとか。弥助は過去視ができるに違いありません笑
So glad to see your channel blowing up after this video, it’s hilarious!
Thank you for the kind words!
It's really surreal lol
この動画を見て、一年前あるエジプト人が「アサシンクリード オリジンズ」の歴史や文化全般を分析する動画を思い出した。当時ユービーアイソフトの作りこみがしっかりしていで、エジプト人でも文句をつけられるミスがほとんどない、エジプト文化へのリスペックを伝わる。私は中国プレイヤーだから、今の「シャドウズ」を見て、既に中国背景のアサシンクリードを求めていない。
AC is officially dead, I don't think they will ever dare to make another game on any culture.
ゲームさんぽでも、歴代のアサクリ分析していて、なるほどなぁと思いましたね。そんな情熱が今のUBIに欠片でもあったら、こんなことにはならなかったでしょう。
コメントありがとうございました。
UBIに文句言おうと思ってきたらおふたりのトークがおもしろすぎました😁
コメントありがとうございます。
楽しんでいただけて幸いです。
6:15 "HEY HEY HEY!, TRADEMARK THAT RIGHT NOW" Some ubisoft executive
They may have noticed my comments about the awkwardness of them making the black guy a "brute" type character.
They didn't change anything, but they are making sure to SAY that Yasuke is "intelligent". They're just talking because talk is cheaper than dev time
yeah they're really pushing him being a genius
thank you for watching!
love your profile pic
watched asmon reacting to this video, had to come here and show some luv. really awesome video.
Nice growth! Happy to see that. Just did a react! Keep it up!
厳密には刀の差し方、殆ど間違ってるんですけどね。
弥助の差し方は江戸時代の平服時にしていた閂差しという差し方で、戦国時代でも徒歩兵ならしていますが、その場合は脇差しがもっと体に沿うようして柄がお腹の前にこないといけない。
騎兵なら太刀でも打刀でも反りが上を向く天神差しです。そうしないと鞘の鐺が馬を叩いてしまうし、馬上で反りの小さい打刀を抜くと馬を斬ってしまう。
江戸前期に下級兵士の身支度などを伝聞形式で纏めた雑兵物語などに刀の差し方や扱い方を間違うとどうなるかが失敗談として収録されており、上記の下手くそな上級の武士の話も出てきます。
別に槍と脇差しだけでも良かったんですけど、まぁ、一目でサムライと分かるように立派に見せたかったんでしょう。
また、刀を背負うのは長距離の移動時で長大な物だけでしょう。勿論、忍者も背負いません。理由は簡単で、抜くのも収めるのも大変になるからです。
ですから冒頭の納刀失敗だけは正しいわけです。
コメントありがとうございます。
帯刀の仕方にも色々あるんですね。勉強になりました！
そんな時代から失敗談がまとめられて残っているなんて、日本人らしさを感じますね。
史実の弥助からしたら、下級兵士の帯刀でも、ずいぶんと出世したものでしょう。
冒頭の納刀は約束された失敗ですね…
因みに最新のトレーラーでは甲冑の弥助も刀を背負っているようですよ
ohh man, this is the funniest video i have seen in a while :D, gotta love all the small details i didnt notice, like when she puts her sword away on her back it isnt really going into the sheath, or the floating doors :D
every frame is a gift from our good friends at Ubisoft, they know what we love easter eggs
thank you for watching!
おふたりのコメント見るだけで爆笑しました😂
この祭りでいろんな才能ある方の動画楽しめるのが救いですね。
わたしは50才のオバチャンでゲームしないんだけど、この騒動は面白すぎて(最初はホントに激怒してたんだけど)毎日チェックしてしまう。
1銭も使わずに皆のコメント見るだけで、歴史の勉強は出来るし、新しい歌楽しめるし、コレは神ゲーですね！！(絶対にゲームは買わないけど)
まるまる
コメントありがとうございます。
妻である私も、ほとんどゲームはしないです…笑
そして同じく、アサクリ騒動からの歴史捏造事件で怒りを覚えたのですが、きちんと言語化して反論・リアクションをするため素人ながら勉強させていただいております。まだまだ皆様のコメントに助けられております若輩者ですが。
おっしゃる通り、再度学びなおす機会をくれたUBIにはある意味感謝です。そして、私たちが犠牲となって（発売されれば）プレイいたしますので、どうぞお楽しみください笑
UBIのとんでも日本に呆れると同時にお二人の歴史と時代の道具の知識の豊かさに感心しきり
So far its the best video on YT i've seen this year, i dont remember the last time i've laughed so hard
Homegirl knows her stuff
Thank you for watching!
技術的な事はともかくとして
日本に住む日本人の専門家が協力してるらしいですよｗ
日本人なら見逃すとは思えない不自然な所だらけなのに専門家てｗ
コメントありがとうございます。
どこの日本人もどきが専門家名乗っていらっしゃるのでしょうか。専門は歴史ではないのではないでしょうかね。
それか文化・無許可盗用の専門家を雇われたんでしょう。
@@DashBlue レスどうもです。何となくですが後者な気がします。
例えば東大寺に観光客を装って入り360度写真を取りまくってUBIsoft本社にメールで送るのが仕事の人が居て、動画でも指摘されてたように写真を元に本社でモデリングする人が居る。
情報収集専門のスパイのような存在が居た気がしますね、写真と建造物の名前程度の情報を送る人物が
なので仏像や建屋の歴史背景とか何も知らないのでしょう。
弥助が日本に居た時期東大寺は焼失してなかったはずですし、修復作業が始まったのは相当後です。「歴史」専門家なら普通こんな間抜けなミスしないですよ。
this was hilarious lmao thank you guys
thank you for watching!
Right off the bat it was already criticized for its placing of rice fields. Truly, Ubisoft has not made any research on the topic and culture...
At this point, you can simply use AssCreed trailer video on a history college and gauge how competent your students are by pointing out how many mistakes they found
I found your channel because of Asmon. Honestly I was in stitches listening to you both. Looking forward to watching your other content. Keep it up guys.
thank you so much!
more to come, stay tuned!
ゴースト・オブ・ツシマ』を再演する気にさせてくれたUBIに感謝。
ゴースト・オブ・ツシマ今でもすごく楽しいですもんね！
プロフィール写真いいですね！クライブかっこいい
ご視聴ありがとうございました！
@@DashBlue ありがとうございます。クライブは私の王様
You both have awesome chemistry together. Very funny watch!
Lord Oda is rolling in his grave so hard it's pushing back tsunamis