the DEFINITIVE TF2 Payload Cart tier list
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In this video I take a look at the Tf2 payload cart variants and rank them to create THE DEFINITIVE TEAM FORTRESS 2 PAYLOAD CART TIER LIST.
...Of course, its not "The Definitive" team fortress 2 payload cart tier list. It's all just my own opinion, I just thought "definitive" made for a better title lol. hope you enjoy!
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I had no idea there were more than 4 cart types. I thought it was just default, dirty bomb, end of the line train, and the eaty mouth train.
same
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forgot the pier burger cart (s+ of course)
Great video man, but you forgot Pier's payload cart! There's a burger on it, it's COMPLETELY different and deserves it's own tier above S 🍔
So true, burger cart deserves its own list tbh🍔
What years of no update-sized updates does to a man.
Embargo was robbed of s tier based on how crazy unique it is, other than that this was a goated video
You may be right… its still very new though, maybe once we’ve had a bit longer with embargo it’ll earn the rep it needs
Considering the only carts in S-tier are the OG bomb cart and Lil' Chew Chew, the former being the first ever for the new gamemode and the latter being the first custom cart (which also introduces the unique train-style payload), I think S-tier have very high standards and A-tier is the reasonably highest for more contemporary takes on carts.
@@smithrobloxian921 Ngl I didn't really think abt the cultural impact of the carts, you're entirely right
Embargo cart was always super janky for me
Embargo is a disappointment of a "map" and it does not deserve the recognition it got.
Embargo is an easy S tier for me. The fact that it changes from a relatively small cart to a giant truck is imo a very unique mechanic in and of itself, because it means the amount of cover the payload gives changes dynamically during the map. This is super noticeable if you're a blu heavy actually pushing the cart, which I was the first time I played Embargo
It was interesting to have to change tactics partway through the map, going from easy access to a small payload at the start of the map, to okay access to a very protective payload that kept me safe from snipers in the middle of the map, to the sudden jump in difficulty near the end especially on that last chokepoint
Embargo is just a great map in general
the production quality here is genuinely mind blowing, wishing you nothing but the best on your youtube stuff!
The real question is why is the building company pushing the cart and not the demolition company.
building company can't build if there are buildings in their way, the same way demolition company can't demolish if other team does it first
the cauldron deserves S tier for the sheer amount of times it glitches off the tracks or upside down in the middle of a match
Lol it is pretty funny i love watching it have seizures every time it reaches a checkpoint
I only just noticed that the cart from the End of the Line map is missing, even if that is technically a control point map.
Now I know Frontier is undoubtably an iconic and beloved Payload cart, but I have to admit I have my problems with it. Specifically while playing Demo, most carts are great places to place sticky traps, but Frontier's platform is awkward because it bounces stickies off.
I mean this is good news for everyone but Demo, but I have to put my Strange Professional Scottish Resistance to good use you know?
Now THIS is the hard hitting journalism I've been waiting for!
What 7 years of no updates does to a community
I do not get all of the low rankings for he Halloween carts. They’re fun and definitely more memorable than the 12+ generic bombs
6:59 *"GET OUT!"* -tf2 generic enemy skeleton
I hope embargo inspires more set-piece oriented maps in the future
7:25 and then he joined the Mafia?
what no updates do to a man
Ohhh so that's why I keep hearing voices in pl_bloodwater randomly, I thought I was just delusional
I mostly agree, but I have a couple that I'd nudge around compared to your final list:
• Embargo should be one higher in S tier. - The changing modes of transit, helicopter arrival, and unique look all are great. The only con for me is that the hud marker antenna thingy stands out as one of TF2's only things that is billboarded (locked to face the camera). Non-diegetic world space stuff like the spawn room barriers feels normal, but having a texture rotate towards the camera feels wrong.
• Precipice should be one lower in C tier. - Design wise it is a cauldron on an awkwardly short cart, and nothing else.
• Ghoulpit should be one higher in B tier. - It is a really unique and cool looking model that breaks from the "bomb on cart" formula, but still fits with TF2's art style and reads as a payload cart.
Also, overall great editing in the video. Nice work!
Gonna be honest, I didn’t even know MOST of these existed, despite Payload being my favorite game mode! LOL
2:14
The coal inside its mouth: 👁🫦👁
wow i somehow never knew lil chew chew could deal damage
Too many people learn the hard way lol
It says alot to me that i have really not played tf2 holiday maps in eons, there's genuinely so many carts (and maps) i had no idea even existed.
didnt know there were so many carts, pretty cool video!
2:32 I've probably played Frontier 100 times and had no idea the cart did this
I just wanted to say, this was an AMAZING video! For a niche topic to make a tier list on, you made it interesting + well executed. I found this video entertaining and informative. You’ve earned yourself a subscribe.
What future videos do you plan to make?
Fun fact the original payload cart also has a little message from heavy “cry some more”, same for “lil chew chew” which says “all of you are dead” on top
Cool video hope you create more of same quality as this one dued
I can't believe bro got racist with the alt color carts
Wait. Payload cart on pl_pier has a burger. So its different from default. And mowt of all. The burger. Easy S tier
Sad that you didn't do the mvm tank as an honorable mention
I agreed with your choices :D
Man, you're making me wish each individual Payload and Payload Race map has its own unique Cart. Like Phoenix's cart would look like a 50's luxury car to reflect that the map is based on Route 66, or Odyssey's cart looking like a statue with blasting charges to reflect the map being a ruin excavation.
I liked the rhyming, nice touch.
Brother the content well cannot be this dry
10:23 Ok this map was funny because first day they made it the wrong game mode so only the blue cart works
Frontier's payload is a wildcard to me both the map and the cart itself. I've had several times I completely forget that the cart can kill you and I'd be on a killing spree only to clumsily walk into its jaws. Still such a fun map for me!
The rotating carts at the end are on another level, nice video
0/10 you didn’t rank the unused placeholder bomb cart (/j)
3:02 ah yes, "these 2 brothers are butting heads even in debt"
6:34 i think this cart can dispense spell books
Love the rhyme! 6:40
I thought this was like a one year old vid until I heard "GET OUT"
no burger cart?
I forgot about it, forgive me💔😔
@@MishiGeneration i forgive you
9:03 I don't like breadspace too, it feels like it's on a wrong scale. everything is so large
I know it's technically not a "Payload" cart, since it appears on a weird sort of Attack/Defense map, but I was kinda hoping to see the cart from Snowplow make an appearance :P
I never knew about half these carts or the secret room on rumford xD great video mate
3:26 I'm pretty sure he says "thugs", but it really doesn't sound like he says that lol
Veikko is Uber F tier.
It's idiotic game design to scare the Red team just for trying to do what they're supposed to do in the game
How do you manage to make a Tier list about the Payload Carts so entertaining…
God i love wutville, I wish it were still as broken as it was, getting out of bounds was so easy
I remember for my birthday when Goldrush got released, good times...
Fuck im old
I can't put the standard cart in S tier. That's just what it is. STANDARD. It's basic, not bad and not good. Basic.
I would throw it in B tier as a baseline.
Such a well made video
This video quality is insane
The truck was technically a payload cart since you had to push it (you accepted lil chew chew, so this has to count too), but i dont see it on the tier list
I'd put in A
the truck is technically just a phase of the embargo payload, but I can see how they can be counted as separate carts. Either way, I agree, A tier for sure that payload is awesome.
You missed the one that was the actual train from End of the Line.
Hey I know that guy at 0:05!
hi lol! good list you had some valid picks
I think you're not giving the Hoodoo cart enough credit; during the round when you're close to the payload, you can hear the alarm clock ticking away, and when the payload reaches the end-goal, its bell rings for a good few seconds before the bomb explodes!
I see so much potential here, don't stop making this art.
What 2 years of holiday sized updates does to a community
you should do every payload explosion/ending next
I love Lil Chew Chew mainly cause it blocks Sniper slightlines for anyone who pushes the cart lol
The best payload carts are the classic payload and big dumb monster train bomb
The halloween ones are interesting but not really memorable
Love this video, it's really charming yknow?
Underrated
would cp_snowplow's train count in a way? cuz you're technically protecting it by capping the points. idk though.
i love carts I LOVE THEM ALL
it technically doesn't count but I wonder where the civilian would be on this since in Team Fortress classic and Team Fortress 2 classic he's the payload. for the people unaware in Team Fortress classic payload race and payload did not exist and the closest mode there was had someone called the civilian in it where you'd escort them to the end like payload and in this mode the civilian was playable and you need to keep them alive.
Can you do tier the intelligence next?
really scraping the bottom of the bucket with this
Don’t forget the GRN and YLW Payload Carts from TF2C’s 4 Team Payload Race (idk if you even wanna include Civilian since he’s technically a living payload)🗿
TF2C MENTIONED!!!!
Awesome video, keep up!
Embargo deserved S tier in my opinion
The fat man was also made in New mexico
Theres a message in the first payload cart
true! it says "Cry some more", and presumably written by heavy as well
Bro do you live in koth_kongking
2:13 what you mean "mostly gasoline"
13:38 You forgot to rank the truck from the paint cart
What are your thoughts on maps without an unique payload?
No Pier burger cart. Im gonna riot
What about the pier cart? That’s got a burger on it.
what no updates does to a community
I agree. Subscribed and commenting for engagement
Personally, I love them all
Edit: damn, I forget about "Rudy"
No, love not them all
LMAO i saw you edit this in real time when i refreshed my notifications
690 lile lets gooooooooooooooooooo
pl_cumford
missed the cart on pier......(it has a little cheeseburger)
valve please just update the game people are ranking fucking payload bombs
pl_pier has a burger on it
Good good
YOU FORGOT THE FREIGHT TRAIN
GET OUT - wise skeleton in pot
You forgot the Civilian, the Original VIP...... :[
Veikko is a Finnish name BTW
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It is the best tierlist though
Omg finally someone thinks wutville isnt that bad