I actually went to the YMCA as an after-school program from ages 6-11 and the staff would encourage the "normal" kids to stay away from me because I'm autistic. I think they thought I would be a horrible role model for them.
@@ruanaur If you believe every autistic person is a fucking idiot and therefor kids shouldn't learn from then and behave that way, that does make sense, however, that's not necessarily the truth Most of us are semi-functional human beings who just need some help getting around, in exchange for our unique ability to see the world differently and create a plain of existence on our minds. And even then, the "stupid" ones aren't necessarily stupid, rather misunderstood. They're not "dumb" because their brains are unable to understand their surroundings, rather they are just confused and don't know what's going on, because the world can be overwhelming at times. In that case, those individuals belong in a proper environment until they're ready and have learned to cope with life.
5:38 it’s a song by The Cars called “Let The Good Times Roll.” The lines are: “Let them leave you up in the air Let them brush your rock and roll hair Let the good times roll”
HOLY SHIT!! 2:42 I KNOW WHERE THAT IS! I have a photo of that myself! (I never posted it anywhere, so no this isn't my post, befor you ask). Its in New Zealand, I don't remember exactly where, but whenever my family and I go on skiing trip we passed that sign, and make fun of it ever time.
7:59 I am quite certain that European showers are designed for you hold the shower head like the detachable ones here in the states. Been to Germany and their showers were nearly identical
god, that stupid two-mouthed owl. brings back childhood memories of how I was literally the only one in class who didn't always draw the beak as a nose on birds. thanksgiving time was particularly frustrating. child-me was just like "have any of you ever actually seen a bird before?!"
I ended up spending an hour before actually watching the video, after Jack mentioned scp-001 (which, he literally says which scp-001 it is, "when day breaks," I don't know why so many people are confused in the comments) I immediately went to go read about it, since I was unaware And oh my god. He is right it IS like 001 - and also, that thought is terrifying, but also gives me new ideas so thank you.
1:17 I use this so much to mess with my teachers and it's hillarious. The best part is that the auto-spellcheck thing in Google Docs tries to make all the capital I's into uppercase L's and so it just confused them even more. *forgot to mention that it just looks like a perfectly fine essay or book report that have the red squiggles there for no reason and it looks horrible
"Paper firmware updates" is a joke I share with my sister, and I keep seeing HTML-embeds printed _straight_ onto paper. Gonna have to include video playback, alongside copy+paste and ctrl+f when that new update for paper finally drops.
This is about the only time I could imagine QR codes being useful... instead of printing a still frame of the video, print a QR code you can use to look up the video. and the URL.
07:28 so as a French person and a translator I might be able to explain this one. The name "Michaud" indicates people of French descent. There's a possibility that their first language is French. The thing is, in French, the saying "ce n'est pas en option" (it's not optional) is a common way to say that something is mandatory. I think they mistranslated the French saying, therefore sending the exact opposite message.
6:33 I HAVE SEEN THAT HAT BEFORE IN WALMART WITH MY FRIENDS WE ALL THOUGHT IT SAID MEAT COFFEE TOO WE ALL EVEN BOUGHT EM AND EDITED THEM TO ACTUALLY MAKE "ME AT" LOOK LIKE "MEAT"
Wait a minute ... Emkay's Jack knows about SCPs and comes off as unhinged.. one of the foundations top researchers is also named Jack and unhinged! Jack (the snack that smiles back) is actually Dr.Jack Bright prove me wrong
It’s a perfect design because it doesn’t tell drivers what type of truck! Pickup truck? Semi-truck? Monster truck? The world may never know, and because of that, drivers are now forced to pay attention to the road and keep an eye out for any suspicious trucks lurking in the wooded areas along the shoulders.
0:46 One time for a service project for our school we cleaned up a hoarder's lawn and I found a pair of offbrand AirPods just like those frozen in a block of ice in a flowerpot. They even had mud all over them. They legit looked like that picture.
As an ESL teacher, I despise Ariel font on keyboards! “Press the i” “I can’t find it!” “It’s right here” “No, that’s a lowercase L!” “… You’re not wrong…”
Day 277 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
HRRRN WELCOME TO TOOT-RNO! Thanks, man. I will never be able to read "Toronto" without thinking of this specific clip. My friends and family will forever question why that city name prompts giggle-snorts and uncontrollable tears from me. I hope you're happy.
7:16 I'm sure there is a story behind that one. Possibly it said "every day" and people kept asking about weekend times like idiots. Never underestimate human stupidity.
as someone who works at lowes i can almost guarantee how 4:56 went: "oh you dont have the gate in stock in that size but can order it? dont worry, we will just take the one you do have in stock. yes, we are installing it ourselves, how did you know?"
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Fun fact: scientists stationed in Antarctica are starting to develop a unique accent. Yes, as of 2019, we're seeing the birth of the Antarctic accent.
I remember that symbol
No way
2019? I haven't heard that word in year
Oh fuck, oh fuck.. Im outa here
Hi Lewis
The thumbmail reminds me of that meme:
"YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY"
"YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY"
"TRUCK"
*_"OW"_*
yes
same
"NO SERIOUSLY MY SPINE AND PELVIS ARE BROKEN PLEASE OH MY GOD IT HURTS OW"
Yes
XD
Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millennial humor: I hate my life
Gen Z humor: T R U C K
Till Lindemann: why not all 3?
H O N K
TRUCK
Gen A humor: I’m depressed
I hate that you're right. "Funt me" took me out
"WHEN DAY BREAKS AT AN ORPHANAGE!"
BRO THAT HAD ME CRYING
When 1st graders hear someone mention fortnite:
@hv a happy day *SHUT UP BOT*
Same
Calm down let em out buddy let em out
Actually true
“It’s scp-001”
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
YEAH JACK WICH ONEEE
Lmao
They said "when day breaks" right after so i think that one
I knew it when he first said it
I dont
The fact that Jack is a scp fan makes me happy
Lexi's mentioned them too
@@djt08031996 I know that but since this is a hack video it was more relevent to mention him
Um, could someone tell me what scp is?
@@Tripleblade. the scp foundation is a fictitious government foundation dedicated to containing anomalies
What about SCP-1471?
I actually went to the YMCA as an after-school program from ages 6-11 and the staff would encourage the "normal" kids to stay away from me because I'm autistic. I think they thought I would be a horrible role model for them.
I think, this is the right time to dab at them and poke their eyes out :D
Jokes aside, I hope you feeling okay now (:
The same happened to me! Some people still do that at school
The staff is right
@@ruanaur If you believe every autistic person is a fucking idiot and therefor kids shouldn't learn from then and behave that way, that does make sense, however, that's not necessarily the truth Most of us are semi-functional human beings who just need some help getting around, in exchange for our unique ability to see the world differently and create a plain of existence on our minds. And even then, the "stupid" ones aren't necessarily stupid, rather misunderstood. They're not "dumb" because their brains are unable to understand their surroundings, rather they are just confused and don't know what's going on, because the world can be overwhelming at times. In that case, those individuals belong in a proper environment until they're ready and have learned to cope with life.
@@ruanaur no
No they are not
“But hey! There’s nothing wrong with being creative. As long as your not bad at it”
Everyone: _guess I’ll never be creative😀_
Italics emoji go brrr
_😌👍_
Get me to 1k
I thought we all agreed never to be creative again?
@@234o93 no
Jack - Knows about SCP - 001
Me - I see that you are a man of culture as well
There are like 50 of SCP-001 but I think it was "when day breaks".
@@user-mo6wo2mk9m yeah it was
@@user-mo6wo2mk9m he literally said "when day breaks" so yeah
@@user-mo6wo2mk9m they made it so no one will know the true scp 001
“Brother this is some high level heresy” some Space Marine probably
procceds to get bolter and shoot screen
Get me to 1k
“Go home words, you’re drunk”, is an excellent description of most of this video
glad to know the emkay narrators are up to date on scps
Agreed
Yea Man
Ye
@I care Can you *SHUT UP*
@I care SHUT UP
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
Truck
1:39
That room is sealed off for a reason…
Breaking down the wall has dire consequences, not just for your bank balance, but for the entire world.
aren't st mean stairs
Where else would they keep the scp blanket?
@@theicetypesnivy6983 I swear I was just thinking that!
"No, it begins with an M!"
"Oh. MASSIVE TRUCK!"
nice gumball reference
Ur mom
@Woter bruh
Ur mom
Ur mom
Capt. America: "Funt Me."
Me: "Only after dinner and movie."
is that even a word?
0_0
@@zionsgates3873 ?_?
Okay but we need to appreciate the editing at 9:10-somehow managed to perfectly visually communicate aggressively tapping on paper
the TOOTRNO one cracked me up
The on meth version Tortoro
Same. Mostly the way he said it
8:45 I read it as "Substance against abuse". Looks like they got bully repellent.
"Why do they all look like they're about to invite me to a Yiff party"
Somethings wrong i can feel it.
Pfp tho
5:38 it’s a song by The Cars called “Let The Good Times Roll.” The lines are:
“Let them leave you up in the air
Let them brush your rock and roll hair
Let the good times roll”
2:59 "Our coffee is sourced from only the finest of internal bleeding victims!" - Nestle
5:26 is this the part 2 of HEAL THY BURGERS?
all ye shall come to me for the healing of smoothies
9:36 my sides hurt help. The way he said that killed me
"heal thy smoo thies" that had me dying.🤣
HOLY SHIT!! 2:42 I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!
I have a photo of that myself! (I never posted it anywhere, so no this isn't my post, befor you ask). Its in New Zealand, I don't remember exactly where, but whenever my family and I go on skiing trip we passed that sign, and make fun of it ever time.
7:59 I am quite certain that European showers are designed for you hold the shower head like the detachable ones here in the states. Been to Germany and their showers were nearly identical
god, that stupid two-mouthed owl. brings back childhood memories of how I was literally the only one in class who didn't always draw the beak as a nose on birds. thanksgiving time was particularly frustrating. child-me was just like "have any of you ever actually seen a bird before?!"
2:47 This house's chimney was clearly manufactured in Hogsmeade, Scotland, UK
I feel like most people don’t see through the BS of it, not even me
I ended up spending an hour before actually watching the video, after Jack mentioned scp-001 (which, he literally says which scp-001 it is, "when day breaks," I don't know why so many people are confused in the comments) I immediately went to go read about it, since I was unaware
And oh my god. He is right it IS like 001 - and also, that thought is terrifying, but also gives me new ideas so thank you.
The issue is that scp 001, has no real form. Only proposals.
"WEEEELCOMMMM TO TOOOT ARNOT!!!!'
Ah yes, *_PURE STROKE_*
Same! I had to go back and watch it again I was laughing so hard.
5:32 is a reference to the song Good Times Roll by The Cars
HERRR! WELCOME TO TOOO-TERRR-NO! I literally laughed out loud and missed the next few minutes because I was laughing.
Today Class we will be learning about “French Evolutio.”
That sounds like a really wierd spire inspired gamw
cant wait to evolve my frenchman and unlock his baguette
Ah, yes the *French Evolutio*
1:17 I use this so much to mess with my teachers and it's hillarious. The best part is that the auto-spellcheck thing in Google Docs tries to make all the capital I's into uppercase L's and so it just confused them even more.
*forgot to mention that it just looks like a perfectly fine essay or book report that have the red squiggles there for no reason and it looks horrible
Did you use use the I`s Lnterchangeabiy
"Paper firmware updates" is a joke I share with my sister, and I keep seeing HTML-embeds printed _straight_ onto paper.
Gonna have to include video playback, alongside copy+paste and ctrl+f when that new update for paper finally drops.
This is about the only time I could imagine QR codes being useful... instead of printing a still frame of the video, print a QR code you can use to look up the video. and the URL.
WELCOME TO TOOTRNO is absolutely becoming my new alarm
4:17
*A CYCLON!!*
YA MISSED IT!!
0:04 the baby: is this… what happened to my fallen bretheren
Mom: what
Baby: yay blanket
7:40
Why didn't they just say "when quality is not optional"
No, no, they said *it's not an option*
Like "bro what we do is dog sh*t but feel free to call us"
Rofl
Edit: I misunderstood you
uh oh scp 001 is here
Ah yes, T R U C K.
@hv a happy day this is completely irrelevant to the comment you replied to
3:18 that brings a whole new meaning to dab on them haters
*Finds dirty design*
“Ok, I’ll buy this”
*Buys it*
Later...
*Tries cleaning the already clean item*
“WAIT, THIS IS CLEAN, I regret buying it”
There shouId've been an aIternative version of the AriaI font where they change the uppercase i to distinguish the two
0:14 bold of you to assume I'm a human!
Or happy..
07:28 so as a French person and a translator I might be able to explain this one. The name "Michaud" indicates people of French descent. There's a possibility that their first language is French. The thing is, in French, the saying "ce n'est pas en option" (it's not optional) is a common way to say that something is mandatory. I think they mistranslated the French saying, therefore sending the exact opposite message.
3:50 No bullshit, I genuinely thought that third word was Moist.
Jack: It's SCP-001!
The whole SCP fandom about to raid comments:
Bruh the “hay siri” at 7:40 made my Siri trigger thanks for scaring the shit out of me
6:33
I HAVE SEEN THAT HAT BEFORE IN WALMART WITH MY FRIENDS
WE ALL THOUGHT IT SAID MEAT COFFEE TOO
WE ALL EVEN BOUGHT EM AND EDITED THEM TO ACTUALLY MAKE "ME AT" LOOK LIKE "MEAT"
Jack is officially my favorite narrator now
Sometimes Jack sounds like Zap Braniggan from Futurama... might just be me but now I want to call him Jack "the Snack" Braniggan.
2:24 The Capri-Sun animals, left to right: Sloth, koala, gorilla, tiger.
That statue of liberty looks like she's judging you she knows what you did
Fun fact: flamingoes have teeth
I really needed to read that huh-
Cool
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You have officially made an life long enemy now
th-cam.com/video/HXHDjoaPp3Q/w-d-xo.html
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5:52 L Ö N G Antarctica
Wait a minute ... Emkay's Jack knows about SCPs and comes off as unhinged.. one of the foundations top researchers is also named Jack and unhinged! Jack (the snack that smiles back) is actually Dr.Jack Bright prove me wrong
What's so bad about "TRUCK" that's the best design i've seen
It’s a perfect design because it doesn’t tell drivers what type of truck! Pickup truck? Semi-truck? Monster truck? The world may never know, and because of that, drivers are now forced to pay attention to the road and keep an eye out for any suspicious trucks lurking in the wooded areas along the shoulders.
"Honey do you see what that sign says" "Truck" "No honey, it's - OH GOD"
I was thinking more of an scp-002: the living living room
0:46 One time for a service project for our school we cleaned up a hoarder's lawn and I found a pair of offbrand AirPods just like those frozen in a block of ice in a flowerpot. They even had mud all over them. They legit looked like that picture.
My new favourite emkay quote is "WHEN DAY BREAKS AT AN ORPHANAGE"🤣🤣
"Dab on your abusers" YES
As an ESL teacher, I despise Ariel font on keyboards!
“Press the i”
“I can’t find it!”
“It’s right here”
“No, that’s a lowercase L!”
“… You’re not wrong…”
I'm shaking. Jack just happens to mention SCP-001 WHILE I'M ON THE SCP WIKI. I've had too many coincidences like this recently.
You screaming about SCP 001 at the beginning made my day
This is going to be awesome just from the start I can tell
Day 277 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
HRRRN WELCOME TO TOOT-RNO!
Thanks, man. I will never be able to read "Toronto" without thinking of this specific clip. My friends and family will forever question why that city name prompts giggle-snorts and uncontrollable tears from me. I hope you're happy.
2:01 it's just a minecraft bed
The Truck makes sense,its just wonder lumberjacks truck so its invisible
6:12 you know what they say, eyes want their parts too! Come and try our new Mac and chesse flavored contact lenses
"And why do they all look like they're about to invite me into a yiff party?"
I did not expect you to say that, at all.
That got me off guard as well
9:05 Bruh I remember when I got a doll magazine and they did the same thing
Scp-001 lmao
10:06 it's saying
Look below the video of the blue parrot in the nature
That fan art dragon..... Someone knew EXACTLY what they were doing!
Most of the time i laugh harder at the way he says stuff than the actual crappydesign. For instance:
"AHHHHH WELCOME TO TOOOOOTRNOOOO!!!!"
5:10 goshen isn’t a fancy word, not like Wednesday anyways, just say it how it looks, go-shin but without the pause
4:34 new taipel museum farts
1:44 there's a staircase leading to the top-left bedroom's door denoted by the "ST" in the small hallway area outside the door.
7:23 "Michaud Enterprises" I heard "my god I'm depressed" and that's really worrying
7:16 I'm sure there is a story behind that one. Possibly it said "every day" and people kept asking about weekend times like idiots.
Never underestimate human stupidity.
Let’s just ask who the hell wants to buy that blanket
Nobody-
"When day breaks at an orphanage." I have heard enough I will now go infect my appendix.
I'm impressed by your SCP knowledge!
3:04: I Freaking died laughing here.
Did jack say they left their yiff stuff at home?
Yea
I know, maybe next time.
The Capri-Sun looks like a sloth, a koala, a primate of some kind, and a tiger. In order from left to right.
as someone who works at lowes i can almost guarantee how 4:56 went:
"oh you dont have the gate in stock in that size but can order it? dont worry, we will just take the one you do have in stock. yes, we are installing it ourselves, how did you know?"
You've been hit by a you've been struck by a 9:42
Imma wait until he realizes scp 001 is actually 8 different instances.
Do u mean 41
@@squareguy5353 no 69420
He literally said it was the "when day breaks."
No theres like 41 scp 1
whoever decided for "small L" and "big i" to be the same Ietter reaIIy needs their degrees revoked
Good news. They are already dead
Not the Arial designers. But the linotype designers who first did it
I got so happy when Jack made a SCP reference, bless that Aussie :'3
Flesh blanket.
Fun fact:tumors can grow teeth
They are called babies.
Fun fact: I hate myself.
1:54
I love it, give me alot of dopamine just from hear it
I really need to hear his outtro for this video, iys 2.40 am and I've been going tiresome stuff. Just wanted to say THANX!!!