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  • @weirdalexander8193
    @weirdalexander8193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2377

    If you’re wondering why benches are so crap, it’s so the homeless can’t sleep on them, thus using tax dollars to make it easier to ignore homelessness, instead of bothering to fix it.

    • @crackconnoisseur6387
      @crackconnoisseur6387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      The German government once officially stated that the homeless people are not a state problem.

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@crackconnoisseur6387 well the taxes are supposed to be for the healthcare

    • @synthestesia654
      @synthestesia654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      It's not "ignoring homelessness" so much as it is "actively trying to make the lives of homeless people worse."

    • @synthestesia654
      @synthestesia654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      And I am aware that the reason for that is probably because bus stops don't look as inviting when you can see homeless people sleeping in them, but if you value the reputation of your bus stops over the wellbeing of homeless people, you probably shouldn't be in charge of civil engineering.

    • @Kahadi
      @Kahadi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That's obvious, but the stupidest part is that by designing them like that, they become useless even for the customers they want using them. I mean seriously, homeless people can't comfortably lay there, so what are the odds a customer waiting for a train or bus can comfortably *sit* there?
      Its gotten to the point where they're wasting money putting in pretty well unusable benches trying to prevent homeless people sleeping there. Money that could easily have gone to helping the homeless instead. Or, if they really wanted to be assholes and still refuse to help the homeless, just don't bother with the benches at all.

  • @69k_gold
    @69k_gold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    "Unattended children will be sold to the circus"
    My mom: *Looks at me* They're gonna buy you for a pretty penny

    • @ougus
      @ougus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh no

    • @Ragehunger
      @Ragehunger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That wasn't very Pennywise of her.

    • @glitch6183
      @glitch6183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Ragehunger I am going to slap the shit out of you-

    • @sansibit4706
      @sansibit4706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hmm...

    • @HzRaccD
      @HzRaccD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What was it suppose to say?

  • @thatoneconfusion8205
    @thatoneconfusion8205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Carpeted bathrooms are for medical reasons mostly, to stop people passing out and hitting their head. High blood pressure, narcolepsy, seizures etc

  • @Quox1.44
    @Quox1.44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    The power of a flying brick is quite powerful.

    • @quanthanhduong997
      @quanthanhduong997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its a brick

    • @jessicalee5260
      @jessicalee5260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reading this comment before seeing commenter's name: I'll make a clever comment about the F-4 Phantom!
      Seeing commenter's name: ...Ah. well played.

    • @cuddlesvevo.
      @cuddlesvevo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For a brick, he flew pretty good.

    • @idkanymore2183
      @idkanymore2183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My mother knows a thing or two about that.
      2016 is when she found out the true power of flying bricks

    • @silverbloodborne9495
      @silverbloodborne9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cuddlesvevo. I was going to say that

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    5:44 my friend has stairs like that, we would put a mattress on the bottom and jump from the side

    • @okgoose3305
      @okgoose3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh look its a verified yt now its gonna get thousands of likes lol

    • @weskerposting
      @weskerposting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@okgoose3305 nah, lol i’m 2nd comment :D

    • @jlacbain
      @jlacbain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I need to make my mark

    • @AliSquish
      @AliSquish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as far as i've seen any comment with replies tends to get more attention so i'll add to this

    • @hbyoshi1193
      @hbyoshi1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh

  • @commentbot8376
    @commentbot8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Imagine, a carpet on *TOP OF A DINING TABLE*. That would be my nightmare fuel for the day

    • @zoainaiip
      @zoainaiip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A literal creepypasta

    • @parkjimin-standkb-62
      @parkjimin-standkb-62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carpet in general is disgusting. Luckily I've never seen a house with anything carpeted.😌

    • @wattuh
      @wattuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had yesterday a family dinner with a carpet down

    • @zoainaiip
      @zoainaiip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@parkjimin-standkb-62 lucky bastard, I one time saw a house that all floors where carpeted and they dicided to have a puppy and the rest of the story, was not so pretty.

    • @skin_Lissue
      @skin_Lissue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what about carpet in a toilet

  • @quentinbonafede4237
    @quentinbonafede4237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    The reason they put the curtains up is because, they want to *look* like they have curtains to attract people who, idk, want actually shade in their room. But they don't want to have to replace them after the 24/7 blasting sunlight makes them fade after a while. It's worse than a dumb mistake, it's a cut corner and a lie

  • @ciji698
    @ciji698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    if the undertale hoodie doesn't have the text flying off of it, i'm burning it.

  • @megaansem
    @megaansem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The worst thing about those public benches:
    I believe you are 100% right about them being designed like that on purpose so that homeless people don't squat on them during stormy nights

    • @bdub1682
      @bdub1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That second bench also had those little dividers meant to keep them from sleeping on it

    • @gamified6706
      @gamified6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jokes on them i wouldnt care i would still sleep there

    • @itsmxtwist
      @itsmxtwist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that’s hostile design for you

    • @TheRealDylanTRM
      @TheRealDylanTRM ปีที่แล้ว

      That's actually exactly the reason they're designed by that

  • @redtoad6559
    @redtoad6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Robin: “What’s next a carpeted garage?!”
    Me: *Profusely sweating*

  • @nodoubtmisa
    @nodoubtmisa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The curtains you cant close: me putting curtains into my sims houses because they look cute

  • @artificially327
    @artificially327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Fun fact: The actual reason they are placing benches like that is to stop homeless people from sleeping on them :D

    • @basicallytrqsh
      @basicallytrqsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What’s with the happy face

    • @melissarondan3836
      @melissarondan3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@basicallytrqsh sarcasm? idk

    • @Pryderi_
      @Pryderi_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@basicallytrqsh just to go with the ironic ‘fun fact’ for a not so fun fact

    • @nerosteel5786
      @nerosteel5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what the hell are you smiling for then?

    • @nerosteel5786
      @nerosteel5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melissarondan3836 Just some hole that spends all his parents money playing Roblox and knows nothing about life...
      He will learn alright...

  • @n.m.fergus
    @n.m.fergus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Giving a like just for Sans. And as a chicken farmer I can confirm that chickens will practice cannibalism if they are given a chance. If a chicken dies, I have to hurry to make sure they other chickens don't eat it

    • @themimikyuobsessedweirdo
      @themimikyuobsessedweirdo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No species could resist

    • @n.m.fergus
      @n.m.fergus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@themimikyuobsessedweirdo lol

    • @probablynotalatexshork5495
      @probablynotalatexshork5495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As someone who also has chickens, this is true. Once one of the chickens pecked at another one, which caused it to bleed. More chickens started attacking it, to the point it was pretty much scalped. You could see it's skull.

    • @themimikyuobsessedweirdo
      @themimikyuobsessedweirdo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@probablynotalatexshork5495 well I'm not gonna sleep well tonight

    • @Kostiw4
      @Kostiw4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As another chicken farmer, yes. Everything stated here is true

  • @finn-in9gh
    @finn-in9gh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    fun fact:
    you can actually buy carpet for your garage.
    people own carpeted garages.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least that makes some sense, if you have a garage mancave, or whatever.
      For anyone who is actually parking their car though. Well I hope they get the Darwin award in spectacular blaze of glory, for their gasoline fumed and oil soaked stupidity.

  • @sketched0ut342
    @sketched0ut342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "What’s next?A carpeted garage!?"
    *you have no idea what people will put carpet on*

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Carpet seems to be like a non-porn version of rule 34. If it exists, there’s carpet on it.

    • @squeersquid1107
      @squeersquid1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BWAHAHAHA!! That's beautiful haha

    • @cgmanning
      @cgmanning 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure the garage at my grandma's old house had carpet, although she just used it for storage (she can't drive).

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Yess7895 I'm not surprised. However, I AM disappointed.

    • @Xorrrrr
      @Xorrrrr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure I saw a carpeted TOILET at a hotel once.

  • @twig3810
    @twig3810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My name is Robin and today we are going to be sobbing.

  • @venombeetle7473
    @venombeetle7473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    6:27 It's simple, If you shoot a woman in their heart, they die
    if you shoot a man in their crotch, they may not die, but they'll be down for quite a while.

    • @sketched0ut342
      @sketched0ut342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He also loses the ability to reproduce if the shot was placed we'll enough

  • @CaseyQuotes
    @CaseyQuotes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Sans says "You're gonna have a bad time."

    • @carlos-mh2hx
      @carlos-mh2hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And shirt says
      Youre gonna have a bad tim e

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said it calmly

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/KMdVWaSK--Q/w-d-xo.html..

    • @silverbloodborne9495
      @silverbloodborne9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your going to have a bad THYME

  • @paincreatesfame
    @paincreatesfame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “What’s next, a carpeted garage?”
    Me, with a carpeted garage: _sweats nervously_
    Seriously though my dad made it so that parts of the garage have carpets in it and parts that don’t when he remodelled it so it’s technically carpeted and I thought it was normal for the longest time lmao

    • @potatoesandducks958
      @potatoesandducks958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man I really want to say a swear word

    • @tandemdwarf745
      @tandemdwarf745 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our garage isn't, but the goddamn woodshop is. The carpet is disgusting, filled with sawdust, and has a massive hole burned in to one corner of it

  • @Little_Lepus
    @Little_Lepus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7:43 I fucking LOST IT after Ootumn, and Sprong.

  • @JennaMichele
    @JennaMichele 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The amount of antihomeless design you can find in this subreddit gets me so heated.

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "You're gonna have a bad time"
    *Only if I bought that hoodie of course. So you're the one who's having a bad time because nobody is buying you*

  • @jadecoloredglasses5822
    @jadecoloredglasses5822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'd like to point out that chickens will happily eat an injured or dead chicken. For them, it's not cannibalism, it's just food. They're omnivores.

    • @Xorrrrr
      @Xorrrrr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chickens are brutal man-

  • @AUBREY-ml4ex
    @AUBREY-ml4ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how random Robin can get with his intros.
    "Hey its Robin, I'm pretty sure the tallest one, and welcome back to Emkay"

  • @hellohuman2357
    @hellohuman2357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:30 I can only imagine the horror of that chicken. Being forced to hold the fried leg of his mother and forced to put on a fake smile. Just so he can buy enough grain to feed his family. How unfortunate

    • @daisymay6505
      @daisymay6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chickens are actually canibalistic 😶

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Forget about the text floating off the shirt because its description literally reads "Mens Hoodies Sweatshirt for women...".

    • @awkwardllama0509
      @awkwardllama0509 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good catch, I completely missed that

    • @shaunalennon3144
      @shaunalennon3144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no, that's not a mistake. They made it that way since those guy's girlfriends are going to be stealing their hoodie anyway, so it may as well be made for them.

  • @dragostorm259
    @dragostorm259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That "You're gonna have a bad time shirt"? That isn't crappy design. That's just Sans breaking into reality to cause chaos

  • @friendlygamers1743
    @friendlygamers1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:05 Bold of you to assume that I'm loved in the first place

  • @spiderlily723
    @spiderlily723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The kettle cable was rolle onto the wrong way, that's not on the designer. xD

    • @bengibson6710
      @bengibson6710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thankfully somebody said it!

    • @ruquik
      @ruquik 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      stupid people are stupid lol

  • @creeperflowey2969
    @creeperflowey2969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:12 You're actually right! It's called "hostile architecture", and it's made that way so a "problem" doesn't have to be seen. For example, leaning bars and benches with armrests on them are added so homeless people can't use it as a bed.

  • @plaguedoctor5677
    @plaguedoctor5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    To be fair, chickens don’t really care what they eat. Cannibalism is quite common amongst them.

    • @willd.4808
      @willd.4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My ex-girlfriend had chickens who would eat chicken scraps.

  • @ObdurateUniverse
    @ObdurateUniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:25 User Error; Cord should be coiled counter-clockwise in order for the plug to fit in its slot. Based on geometric data and the fact that I am the physical embodiment of a conscious and self aware universe, you can be sure it will coil correctly after my instruction. :p

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correct

    • @gewoonmatthijs9226
      @gewoonmatthijs9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also it’s dutch

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You would hold the kettle with the left hand and coil with the right. In that case, it is easier to coil clockwise.
      So unless this is a left-handed kettle, it is still a design flaw.

  • @callofthevoid236
    @callofthevoid236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "You're gonna have a bad time" Described r/cursedcomments and r/crappydesigns well, in the first few seconds too

  • @kingcargson4406
    @kingcargson4406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the stairs are in OSHA violation as it says in form 1926.1052(a)(3) "Riser height and tread depth shall be uniform within each flight of stairs, including any foundation structure used as one or more treads of the stairs. Variations in riser height or tread depth shall not be over 1/4-inch (0.6 cm) in any stairway system."

  • @raleo7466
    @raleo7466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    On the sign photo, the vertical signs have priority over road marks, so you have to turn right

  • @InsertName69
    @InsertName69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ruck means walking with a weighted backpack, called a rucksack. It’s a way to trick your body into working out for your body weight plus the weight in the rucksack.

  • @Mouse-go3gc
    @Mouse-go3gc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Instead of looking at a closed stall and thinking "someone's in there"; I get women who look in the crack to see if there's someone there. Full grown women. Like, at least look under for feet, I'd prefer that. Tf is wrong with people. Happens a lot unfortunately :/

  • @karr6350
    @karr6350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I’ve seen Supernatural, it’s not pleasant.” Is my favorite part of the video. I’ve seen SPN references in other videos. Love to see it!

  • @muffin4106
    @muffin4106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Carpet in a gym.. that's pure nightmare fuel ngl-

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Consider: carpeted shower block

    • @muffin4106
      @muffin4106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arizonagreenbee nœ

  • @thewholecircus
    @thewholecircus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:07 as a wise man once said: "never put faces on windows"

  • @a1z158
    @a1z158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    about that carpeted garage... we may have moved a bunch of old rugs to our garage since we didn't have anywhere else to put them...apparently its softer to walk on

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know someone who turned his garage into a gym, so... carpets. So he doesn't damage the concrete floor with the weights. As for the car, he parks it under the carport in front.

  • @luciephersean2763
    @luciephersean2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:17 is a accurate representation of my mental state

  • @lunaraydue1340
    @lunaraydue1340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tbh I'd kind of want to live in that house with all the windows. I'd put bizarre disconnected things in each one, such as a portrait of a cat dressed as a medieval lady, a taxidermied owl between 2 furbies, a rack of crystals, a poster of different kinds of fish, the ugliest most grossly colored vase I can find, and a mixture of window stickers from various holidays to cover all the bases without needing to change out decor each season. I want people to ask themselves so many questions they'll never get answers to.

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of those furbies has to be a long furby to freak people out even more. Maybe one end in one window and the other end in another window on the other side of the house. Gotta make it as weird and questionable as possible

    • @lunaraydue1340
      @lunaraydue1340 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@camerondon3712 You're so right you're hired as my interior designer

  • @crimson_gamez6
    @crimson_gamez6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:25 if OP would of wrapped the cable the other way around it would actually fit. so no crappy desing there

  • @chrisg1499
    @chrisg1499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At 5:00 , the Chinese text is TRYING to say "Limited to ages 6 and up," but the translation is so off that it sounds like a start time 😂

  • @kyliviie2903
    @kyliviie2903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What's next?! Carpeted Garage?!"
    Ferb! I know what we're going to do today!

  • @damian9303
    @damian9303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:59 I love how you could tell the designer thought he was cleverly smart with this one

    • @daisymay6505
      @daisymay6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s just so... STUPID, it literally took me AT LEAST a full minute to realize it says believe 😐

  • @no_idea_whyy359
    @no_idea_whyy359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:17 i know this station, and personally sat on that bench. It wasn't raining but still.

    • @Zaenoz
      @Zaenoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Enkoping sweden i guess

    • @no_idea_whyy359
      @no_idea_whyy359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zaenoz not really. Somewhere in this part of the video is a sign saying " Peron 3 tor 7" and English translation underneath. It's in Poland

    • @Zaenoz
      @Zaenoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@no_idea_whyy359 your right it just looked so similar that it confused me

  • @ssuperant6537
    @ssuperant6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have a Christian school near me where the gym is also carpeted. Is this a church thing?

    • @ssuperant6537
      @ssuperant6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daerbtac3968 probably but my brother got a nasty rug burn from it. Pretty weird

  • @CrookiNari
    @CrookiNari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What's next, carpeted garages?"
    I have some bad news regarding my parents' house...

  • @fortifyjoy
    @fortifyjoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for this beautiful video. Sometimes all we need is a little laughter delivered to us by a host with a little commentary.

  • @godcomplex1929
    @godcomplex1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:48 Can't wait for the STONKS guy to pronounce it like that and it will be a geniune meme

  • @dollfacedotcult
    @dollfacedotcult 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:17 me putting rooms in my minecraft house without looking at the outside

  • @Gautier-cw9bu
    @Gautier-cw9bu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:38 the worst is that it says "style in language, language style in"
    Instead of "style in language, language in style"

  • @carlasanchez7132
    @carlasanchez7132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I found your channel not even a minute in and you have a new subscriber :)

  • @laurendahl9122
    @laurendahl9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve also gone to a church with a carpeted gym. Mormons be crazy, man.

    • @shaunalennon3144
      @shaunalennon3144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They usually only have wood floored gyms in stake centers.

    • @smramos1979
      @smramos1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it's not a gym but a multi-purpose room.

  • @maxclegg3071
    @maxclegg3071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What's next? A carpeted garage?"
    Sadly, these is quite common where I live. Hate to ruin your faith in humanity

  • @aixaazqadri
    @aixaazqadri 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:12 well that’s a big brain design. When it’s raining more people can take shelter under it. When it’s not raining, the side walk is wider and benches aren’t in the way while still getting their fair bit of shade.

  • @hypnotoad28
    @hypnotoad28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the bottom of the "You don't deserve equality" thing, it says "It's your right".

  • @Spartan-lb9gh
    @Spartan-lb9gh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    with the cable one that doesn't fit if it was wound the other way it would probably work

  • @jajafeedyns8082
    @jajafeedyns8082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:20 Would it work if the wire were to ravel the other way around?

  • @insertoriginalname4946
    @insertoriginalname4946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What's next a carpeted garage"
    We had to take carpet out of our garrage and basement when we were trying to fix up this house. What's even worse is they told us we had to fix up the house in order to buy it and they hired someone to look at the house that basically told us in order to buy the house we needed to replace the flooring on the basement, after we removed the carpet. The flooring on the basement under the carpet was concrete. They wanted us to find a way to replace a concrete floor holdin up a house within 3 days, without any tools. We put something over the concrete to make it look better instead and they tried to keep us from buying the house because there was some dust on the floor after that.

  • @lhorton7959
    @lhorton7959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    not gonna lie you and jack are my favourite VA's so far. I rarely hear anyone else but you two are really funny, love y'all keep up the good work!

  • @ivancebellansanchez
    @ivancebellansanchez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    there's actual QWERTZ keyboards, also they would have the Y in place of the Z compared to a normal keyboard

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      whyyy

    • @maddythelion
      @maddythelion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mollusckscramp4124 I think that's what German keyboards look like? It makes it easier to type whichever language is used in the country that has that keyboard.

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mollusckscramp4124 I believe the qwertz keyboard is designed to help bilingual learn English comfortably.

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For whatever reason Polish version of Windows often changes the qwerty keyboard to the qwertz one. Idk why there's even an option to do it since everyone uses qwerty. I don't know why it changes by itself. I don't know why the qwerty configuration is called "programist's Polish"

  • @hexagonalchaos
    @hexagonalchaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me: sees sans hoodie
    My brain:
    *It’s raining somewhere else/song that might play when you fight sans/sans./megalovania intensifies*

  • @MersuneLiku
    @MersuneLiku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:07 This reminds me of an awning at a hospital I went to that didn't cover about a foot and a half of space against the building except for over the doors and all the benches were against the building so whenever it rained all of the benches were soaked

  • @GrierYeena
    @GrierYeena 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact, carpeted bathroom keeps you from slipping, and most have special carpet that keeps from staining, they are usually installed in homes where elderly people live.

  • @moritzstauber6302
    @moritzstauber6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:20 it triggers me how this is crappydesign when the person posting clearly rolled it around the wrong way and i would bet it would fit the other way around

  • @Yuexqi
    @Yuexqi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    'whats next a carpeted garage?'
    me with a carpeted garage: none taken.

    • @stryke1066
      @stryke1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why, just why

    • @Yuexqi
      @Yuexqi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stryke1066 blame my parentss
      but it does smell really good in there

    • @Yuexqi
      @Yuexqi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and we also dont keep the cars in there, just tools and such

  • @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161
    @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    robin is by far the best narrator on here, second is lexi
    you gotta stop shaming yourself dude, cuz listening to you is one of the funniest things
    the "oh god" 's and "oh nonoNO" 's are so good, they make my day

  • @kaseymathew1893
    @kaseymathew1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an audio engineer, I feel I should point out that the "pointless curtains" might be to suppress reverb.

  • @entername7688
    @entername7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just realized the music syncs to the letters in the intro, that is NOT crappy design.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Day 258 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

    • @vaxrazr1778
      @vaxrazr1778 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spam

    • @SoNg-di2zd
      @SoNg-di2zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree

    • @yaboiolly9342
      @yaboiolly9342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is just asking it’s a thing that they do give them a break

    • @milesmansfield
      @milesmansfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      PEOPLE NEED TO STOP ASKING FOR BREAD STAPLED TO TREES I HAVE BEEN TO THAT SUB REDDIT IT IS THE MOST BORING SUBREDDIT EVER IT IS ONLY GOOD IN THEORY

    • @yaboiolly9342
      @yaboiolly9342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vaxrazr1778 no shit it’s the 258th day

  • @thefuckyouwant7488
    @thefuckyouwant7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:51 even the door is sad about its existence

  • @lollipopcoffee5603
    @lollipopcoffee5603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my friends just got their first apartment together (not dating just homeless friends in need) and they weren’t particularly picky with how it looked because of that. And now they have a carpeted kitchen and a carpeted bathroom.

  • @carlos-mh2hx
    @carlos-mh2hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    me after seeign the first design realising people make undertale shirts: *ill take ur entire stock*

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/KMdVWaSK--Q/w-d-xo.html..

    • @x-kat-xd6295
      @x-kat-xd6295 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bruh.4992 I don't trust that link 🤔

    • @Yes-qx7mo
      @Yes-qx7mo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ILL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM
      Edit: its just peaceful song shit or something lol

    • @Rainy_Dawn
      @Rainy_Dawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is no official merch, all shirts, hoodies and etc have are just poeple who took a pic from google images and threw it on a hoodie and starts selling it for way too much without Toby Fox's permission. Don't buy them.

    • @ashuradarklighter4822
      @ashuradarklighter4822 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yes-qx7mo hats off bro

  • @antonioelsayah6765
    @antonioelsayah6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hears robins voice: creams

    • @MCDexpo
      @MCDexpo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .... congratulations...

  • @AlbaTrozAlbatross
    @AlbaTrozAlbatross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him saying nowopen than pen pineapple apple pen all confused got me laughing so hard

  • @factfiend1000
    @factfiend1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree, privacy in a public restroom needs to be a thing in America. Also, a law that demands that those nasty places are cleaned every hour, on the hour.

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fun fact: corn kernels are fruit

    • @god3415
      @god3415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then popcorn is fruit salad

    • @bruh.4992
      @bruh.4992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/KMdVWaSK--Q/w-d-xo.html ,,

    • @Massck
      @Massck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This guy could write random BS and people would think it's real

    • @milanbeerepoot4260
      @milanbeerepoot4260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also bananas are not fruit
      And vegetables are a social construct

    • @kshitijbhalsane3509
      @kshitijbhalsane3509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What the fuck who starts the conversation like that I just sat to eat.

  • @lebrunjams431
    @lebrunjams431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I eat the mold off the cheese

  • @SnazzySpectral
    @SnazzySpectral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guess who also has a carpeted kitchen in his rental, THIS GUY
    Landlords didn't wanna fix the tiles lol

  • @Merpsicles
    @Merpsicles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that Robin has a breakdown every time there's carpet where it shouldn't be. It's a very appropriate reaction.

  • @epiclegend8787
    @epiclegend8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First let’s go

  • @superscribe6651
    @superscribe6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the vids, the enthusiasm is what makes it great!

  • @LonelyAssassin96
    @LonelyAssassin96 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ironically enough, housemates and I are actually planning to put a carpet in the garage, but only because we don't plan on putting cars in there.

  • @godzillamon2
    @godzillamon2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:44 i remember lifting a church carpet and finding out that the floor had swastikas

  • @basicaccount139
    @basicaccount139 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks robin, i just woke up and this really got my up, thanks dude

  • @HelloHamburger
    @HelloHamburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:07 It is for this exact reason that English teachers tell you to be careful with commas. It is supposed to say, “Forget that/it(whatever was previously mentioned), you are loved!” Instead it says, “Forget (that) you are loved!” It makes it go from assuring you that you are loved, and to forget whatever would make you think otherwise, to tell you that you are unloved.

  • @duckwisegoob2909
    @duckwisegoob2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me: Ah time to go to bed an- Also Me: *To do this action requires emkay, more specifically R0B1N*

  • @zaf2774
    @zaf2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everytime Emkay posts it makes my day better

  • @skin_Lissue
    @skin_Lissue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:44 hold on lemme try to read that
    "Choose your savings"
    "Save up to 130$ on Coffee Makers"
    "+25% on (I can't read it) and shipping"

  • @lexezombie
    @lexezombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funfact: Chickens have a high tendency for cannibalism - so the chicken holding fried chicken isn't that bad of a design choice when you think about it

  • @JordHaj
    @JordHaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Robin: What's next? Carpeted garage?
    Me: Don't give them ideas!

  • @coasternut3091
    @coasternut3091 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of the multi-million dollar buildings at my old job had a six foot gap in it. They started building at both ends simultaneously and when they used the "correct" amount of materials to meet, there was a six foot gap right in the center. We're talking structural I-beam columns, windows, and everything, stopped six feet apart. They effectively put an eight foot piece of rubber all the way around the outside of the building , sealed it, and called it good. They make high-voltage electric car batteries in that building today

  • @Goh._907
    @Goh._907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The people who put the benches knows exactly what they're doing

  • @traxter2669
    @traxter2669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:00 waiy, this looks EXACTLY like my grandmas kitchen, but my grandma doenst have carpets in the kitchen

  • @gurrrn1102
    @gurrrn1102 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine a room with an inappropriate carpeted area and poorly fitted curtains, *and they don’t match*

  • @rolandreeves8818
    @rolandreeves8818 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Robin's reaction when he sees carpet in the bathroom

  • @user-gs3mx4bh8r
    @user-gs3mx4bh8r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CrappyDesign always proves that the generation that grew up playing The Sims now have jobs that are using the "skills" they honed in making murder houses.