@@the_really_blobfish what's even worse is I have bad a minor case of bad adhd so I have a break down frequently because I have to many thoughts going on at once 😎
Santa Claus walked into a bar one day, maybe the day after Christmas. At the bar were three ladies, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. All three had been drinking while wearing revealing outfits. As Santa walked up to the bar, one of the ladies starting drunkenly flirting, asking what she'd get for being a bad girl. The other two ended up joining in, likely due to the alcohol. With a deadpan stare, the jolly red man pointed to each of them in turn and said, "Ho ho ho." My grandpa's favourite Christmas jome Edit: screw it. I'm leaving my typo in. Enjoy the jome.
12:10 To be fair... that is a herbivorous dinasour, so it would have flat, vaguely human teeth. For crushing and grinding plant matter, as well as minimizing gaps so they can strip the leaves off branches.
Note to commenters: that Porphyrophobia page was on the Phobia wiki, and if you have that phobia, you can't even visit the wiki, let alone that page, because the entire wiki is covered in purple.
That dinosaur is a landmark in my hometown, we are known for having it and one other, a square headed yellow dinosaur. They’re a pair and pretty famous around here. Fun fact: they are called glarfs, and I wish I was kidding
We kinda are, in a lot of ways. Especially the way that means we could be studying genetic engineering to fix most of those problems, but we don't because "we shouldn't be playing god" or something like that. God is a concept WE invented. There is no credible evidence to the contrary. So "we shouldn't be playing (a concept we invented)" makes no sense.
I know the narrator right now isn't Lexi, but this message is for Lexi! I've just viewed her/his/their TH-cam channel and just have seen Lexi's face and Lexi is so beautiful! Lexi is the best narrator in EmKay!
@@Roadent1241 Multi-headed, six-winged human-animal hybrids, six-winged apparently burning humanoid manifestations, multi-eyed rings etc. Bible is a quite messy in that part, several different descriptions of angels and almost none of them have even remotely human-like appearance. It's like those ancient bible writers had seen actual aliens and not quite understood what they have seen. Some parts of the Bible describe angel-like things that look more like machines than living things.
@@3characterhandlerequired Well given all the animals souls they must get that makes complete sense. Wow. I'd love to see that realised even in art, I hope it's going/gone well.
Day 87 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
9:40 My dad bought these. You can't imagine how glad I am that we own a dishwasher. If we were to clean them by hand, I would really be unsure if they were clean or not
12:00 technically speaking an Iguanodon would have had a beak instead if incisors. But since a beak would be hard to animate in the terms of speaking, they decided to give them lips. If a Iguanodon would've had lips, that's how it's mouth would look like.
Heeeyyy, heeeeey. Alidar is an iguanadon, a (allegedly) vegetarian dinosaur. So he probably would have had flat teeth. 🧐 (Childhood favorite, gonna defend it, watched the VHS a few days ago 🤓)
10:36 Dude... That's not art. That's "gemstone sandals". I know, my mother got a pair cos they looked weird from a charity shop once. They apparently press on sections of your foot that encourages growth, development and well being (i.e. they think it's chakra). I wore them once.... It hurt. It hurt a FUCKING LOT. Again, not art, actual footwear.
4:18 - looks like a crappy offbrand dinosaur that would come to life from a drawing on that magic schoolbus combined with a slorlax (idk how to fully spell its name... I frogot)
2:44 no no, its just charging so fast, that only the top halp of the screen updated, and the bottom half didnt update yet, and they just took a photo of it when the display was in a middle of updating.
Bath fizzer... Called "Double lollies" ... that looks like a lollipop, with the plastic handle and all... It's like they want kids to eat those. God, this reminds me of those College Humor videos about dumb products CEOs need to approve of. Like "Tide CEO: Soap Isn't Medicine " or "JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids " and "ABC CEO: "No More Racist Shows" | CH Shorts ". etc.
You want to know who designed that shower door that only swings inward? The same jerk who designed public bathroom stall doors that only swing inward, giving you about 4 inches of room to get past it, going either way.
Hope you had a great day! It's 17 minutes to Xmas in the UK! I'm going to sleep in. No small children here for a very long time! Pity my daughter. 5 kids, 7 and under (3 hers, 2 her fiancé's). They're adorable but I'm kind of grateful for lockdown 😂
Yeah... They are goalposts for Gaelic football (GAA) but I have seen a primary school replace basketball hoops only a week after they were bought. They really do need protection.
The seaweed sheets are separated in bundles. They are flavored with soy sauce, making them slightly sticky. It’s more of a functional choice rather than design choice of individually wrapping every sheet of seaweed.
What bothers me the most about that second one is how ADHD IS ALREADY A BLOODY ACRONYM
I have ADHD and autisme lol
@@the_really_blobfish haha same 😎
@@the_really_blobfish what's even worse is I have bad a minor case of bad adhd so I have a break down frequently because I have to many thoughts going on at once 😎
@@the_really_blobfish umm… ok??
Yeye
Jack: “SHUT UP BIRD!”
Look, Robin is trying to get some food.
Yeye
the "smile that back snacks" is intimidating in a way
Visploo im snack the back that smile jacks
foldgish
@@gh0stroy the smile that jacks back
The snack that bites back
The snack that back flips.
"like an E-girl giving a simp a surprise handy"
And im german and i was just
"Waht, a phone? Wait no"
😆
I’m a little slow to meme culture and outside social circles but I was like 😳
Did he just say that an e-girl wants to play with surprise urine of a simp/with the simp and the surprise urine??
@@lennartgamer2339 No, he said "like an e-girl giving a simp a surprise handy." Not sure where you heard urine involved.
@@laura121684 kappa
Santa Claus walked into a bar one day, maybe the day after Christmas. At the bar were three ladies, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. All three had been drinking while wearing revealing outfits. As Santa walked up to the bar, one of the ladies starting drunkenly flirting, asking what she'd get for being a bad girl. The other two ended up joining in, likely due to the alcohol. With a deadpan stare, the jolly red man pointed to each of them in turn and said, "Ho ho ho."
My grandpa's favourite Christmas jome
Edit: screw it. I'm leaving my typo in. Enjoy the jome.
I can see why.
Then Santa got shot buy cops because of prohibition and Santa died and went to hell for his habits he sent himself there
@@xmappergamer1002 bruh
@@Omega14343 lol
646th
Christmas joke of the day:
I have this incredible ability to predict what's inside a wrapped present..
*it's a gift.*
I said this before and I'm saying it again: You're GIFTed at making jokes and this comment of yours PRESENTs it quite well
My music teacher usually say jokes at the beginning of class (it’s why he’s my favorite teacher) and he said that *EXACT* joke, *twice.*
@@alieng7883 LMAO
Well, normally is just air.
*:O*
Jack is just yelling at a bird for a couple seconds then he says it should go visit the cat next door I was laughing so hard internally 🤣🤣
Robin tried to get in
@@NOSEXER does that make the cat next door Lexy??
Yeah that was great xD
Timestamp?
istg for a second i thought the s in your profile pic was the s in the shrek logo- (its 5am and i dont have my glasses on lmao)
Lunar eclipse: *Winnie the Pooh*
Invisible full moon: *fancy Winnie the Pooh*
*f a n c y w i n n i e t h e p o o h*
Lunatic red eyes
?
Oh 69
Do you mean newmoon
I like how he voiced the dinosaur as a pitiful yet kind being just trying to warn you instead of the standard "I eat kids" kind of creature. 10/10.
"There's a cat next door, go say hi to it."
I have no words.
12:10
To be fair... that is a herbivorous dinasour, so it would have flat, vaguely human teeth. For crushing and grinding plant matter, as well as minimizing gaps so they can strip the leaves off branches.
Interesting
Thumbnail: the road looks like a washed up torned road
Yeah
i k r
Yeah
Note to commenters: that Porphyrophobia page was on the Phobia wiki, and if you have that phobia, you can't even visit the wiki, let alone that page, because the entire wiki is covered in purple.
That Emkay "okay" gesture 👌 appearing at the same time that you said "like an egirl giving a simp a surprise handy" was impeccable timing 🤣
That dinosaur is a landmark in my hometown, we are known for having it and one other, a square headed yellow dinosaur. They’re a pair and pretty famous around here.
Fun fact: they are called glarfs, and I wish I was kidding
Maybe the first comment is the friends we made along the way.
First comment I saw and best one yet
yes
Maybe? No, it *is*
Original comment 10/10
*Earthquake occurs*
Seto Kaiba: GODDAMNIT! I knew these friendship speeches would kill me one day!
Fun fact. Mario's hat is actually a part of his body. You can see the same hat when he's young. So in conclusion the hat grows with Mario.
Ah yeah that must be it right there
"Everybody loves beach basketball!"
The sand:why am I covered with dirt?! This isn't what I signed for!
i see you everywhere i go
The fanart was so good Robin stopped to visit
"Shut up, bird! There's a cat next door, go talk to it!" has me holding in laughter so I don't wake the neighbors.
13:29 was so confusing to all of us, untill you realize its supposed to say projector backwards
Title: "Road Island"
My mind: "Rhodes Island"
tha-...that's the joke...
@@strawbxrrypanic_ and they added an S to Rhode for no reason? I'm so confused...
@@ArcanineEspeon Arknights reference
It seems that Mario's hairline moved from his head into his ears.
The last video I watched before this was Mario 64 is personalised coincidence
TH-cam: 0 views
Also TH-cam: 9 comments
O
Ah, yes, zero views
But you can’t see 5 of them
"Bird there is a cat next door go and vist it" 😂
Next thing we know god will post that humans were a crappy design
Humans are a famously crappy design. After all what kind of design puts the entertainment complex right next to the waste processing ?
@@tyrgoossens yeah
We kinda are, in a lot of ways. Especially the way that means we could be studying genetic engineering to fix most of those problems, but we don't because "we shouldn't be playing god" or something like that.
God is a concept WE invented. There is no credible evidence to the contrary.
So "we shouldn't be playing (a concept we invented)" makes no sense.
Yeah, we eat and breathe through the same hole. Bit of a choking hazard, if you ask me.
The designs in this video have caused my brain to go adios. For the third time this week.
Snorlax:
[Evolve]
3:58
Freak, go back!
I know the narrator right now isn't Lexi, but this message is for Lexi! I've just viewed her/his/their TH-cam channel and just have seen Lexi's face and Lexi is so beautiful! Lexi is the best narrator in EmKay!
Pronouns are she/her.
@@winter3178 Thank you for telling! I have yet to find out
She's pretty, I like redheads
I’m watching this whilst drawing a biblically accurate angel
HDM Style or....? What are they supposed to look like?
@@Roadent1241 Alien. Scary alien.
@@3characterhandlerequired Well I'm very intrigued now.
@@Roadent1241 Multi-headed, six-winged human-animal hybrids, six-winged apparently burning humanoid manifestations, multi-eyed rings etc. Bible is a quite messy in that part, several different descriptions of angels and almost none of them have even remotely human-like appearance. It's like those ancient bible writers had seen actual aliens and not quite understood what they have seen. Some parts of the Bible describe angel-like things that look more like machines than living things.
@@3characterhandlerequired Well given all the animals souls they must get that makes complete sense.
Wow. I'd love to see that realised even in art, I hope it's going/gone well.
0:55 It's on Croatian haha! Never expected to see that on this subreddit
0:57 Texas chainsaw massacre,for kids!
Day 87 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Yes all of that is amazing
Have my like!
iifadingcqndles These are just my preferences.
Take the time to think It’s Christmas Day make people happy 😃
Thanks but for me Christmas is on 7th January
It doesen't feel like christmas. the magic is lost
For me, Christmas is tomorrow, today is Christmas eve
I’m in Australia so yes, this has been uploaded on KRIIMMAAHH
It's Christmas Eve for me lol
That capri-sun is terrifying
For stuff like 6:17 I feel like it’s purposely bad just to make people actually look at it
1:04 It's in Slovakia
4:38
Food to eat at a funeral.
13:12 I don't think they had a pokemon that knew cut
Mario
Luigi
Wario
Nice for being first by 1sec
Yes
@midai midai lessa goo
6:24 - "We do family"
Alabama 100
"There's a cat net door, go say 'hi' to it!" is the best thing ive heard in a while lmfao
The first one is just mario after drugs
9:40
My dad bought these.
You can't imagine how glad I am that we own a dishwasher. If we were to clean them by hand, I would really be unsure if they were clean or not
7:46
I love how they ignored the simple solution of just using the state for the L instead.
It's Louisiana right? 😁
Jack yelling at a bird is one of my favorite things
and we end the video with jack yelling at robin for interrupting his recording.
King pootis II But there's a lot of other comments about it on the way down to this one XD
0:29 as a person with ADHD and ADD, that's how we do it
While watching emKay, I literally get an ad for Reddit.
But it's okay, it's skippable.
I don't need Reddit, I got you guys 😁
It's funny how he just yelled at the birb.
12:00 technically speaking an Iguanodon would have had a beak instead if incisors. But since a beak would be hard to animate in the terms of speaking, they decided to give them lips.
If a Iguanodon would've had lips, that's how it's mouth would look like.
And we've managed animating beaks since. We've learned~!
@@Roadent1241learned* ?
@@mattwalters6834 Yes, thank you, I miss letters sometimes. You knew what I meant. It's not as bad as missing an entire word XD
@@Roadent1241 it’s cool 😎
14:32 why did this make me laugh so much
The picture: Funny. With Emkay commentary: So funny I can't even explain
Jack fighting with a bird is the best part😂😂
Heeeyyy, heeeeey. Alidar is an iguanadon, a (allegedly) vegetarian dinosaur. So he probably would have had flat teeth. 🧐
(Childhood favorite, gonna defend it, watched the VHS a few days ago 🤓)
Yeah, my thought exactly 👍
3:15 this map hurts.
'There's a cat next door, go say hi to it' Jake 2021
I loved the dinosaurs movie. Used to have the vhs tape of it and would watch it constantly.
10:36 Dude... That's not art. That's "gemstone sandals". I know, my mother got a pair cos they looked weird from a charity shop once. They apparently press on sections of your foot that encourages growth, development and well being (i.e. they think it's chakra). I wore them once.... It hurt. It hurt a FUCKING LOT. Again, not art, actual footwear.
The die cookies look kinda cute ngl-
"Notorious Nincompoops" would be a good name for a band
"The notable nation of KU....wait"
I see what you did there.
How’s it going my notorious nincompoops
-Emkay 2020
The two dislikes are from Jack on different accounts because he hated making this video
I guess he has 61 accounts now.
@@ArcanineEspeon ;-;
0:00 Mario, are you okay?
The kids swimsuit looks like that because it (probably) has floatation devices in the ‘belt’
My air vent is making a werid smell irl, wish me luck.
Tbh smells like burning.
Edit: smell not sound
red sus
@@auxiat *WHEEZE-*
oh oop I thought it said sound so I assumed that someone was 'cleaning' the vents, but red is still sus anyways skkdbskdn
There's an impostor in there
werid-
Merry Chrysler!
4:18 - looks like a crappy offbrand dinosaur that would come to life from a drawing on that magic schoolbus combined with a slorlax (idk how to fully spell its name... I frogot)
2:44 no no, its just charging so fast, that only the top halp of the screen updated, and the bottom half didnt update yet, and they just took a photo of it when the display was in a middle of updating.
My friend has the same toothbrush holder, and her brother has a equally terrifying lion. I’m scared for my life now.
Bath fizzer... Called "Double lollies" ... that looks like a lollipop, with the plastic handle and all... It's like they want kids to eat those.
God, this reminds me of those College Humor videos about dumb products CEOs need to approve of. Like "Tide CEO: Soap Isn't Medicine
" or "JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids
" and "ABC CEO: "No More Racist Shows" | CH Shorts
". etc.
You want to know who designed that shower door that only swings inward? The same jerk who designed public bathroom stall doors that only swing inward, giving you about 4 inches of room to get past it, going either way.
There's a cat next door go play with it.
Best quote of 2020
Merry Christmas Everyone!
I liked the Dinosaur movie
because a mammal being friend with a massive dinosaur was nice
And it still looks amazing today.
Merry Christmas Emkay
"Rock that tricycle body of yours!" Best sentence i've heard all week xD
Thank u for making us laugh Jack😊
Mario has a huge receding hairline
Merry Christmas! (Im norwegian, Christmas is today)
Hope you had a great day! It's 17 minutes to Xmas in the UK! I'm going to sleep in. No small children here for a very long time! Pity my daughter. 5 kids, 7 and under (3 hers, 2 her fiancé's). They're adorable but I'm kind of grateful for lockdown 😂
Welp, this is gonna make my day
The way he says "Stop it. I don't like it. No more" sounds like when you click a character too much in a video gane
I T S A M E M A R I O.
I wanna "I like ur cure g" to Mario
1:24 I am a fellow Irish person and I used to have one of these in my old school building.
*"Actually I-I- I'm glad. I like that. I like it when it's bigger."*
Thats what she said
U know ur fast when there is more likes than views
1:00 what is that language on that building? Isn't it Slovakia or is it?
another comment said it was croation
Yeah... They are goalposts for Gaelic football (GAA) but I have seen a primary school replace basketball hoops only a week after they were bought. They really do need protection.
The seaweed sheets are separated in bundles. They are flavored with soy sauce, making them slightly sticky. It’s more of a functional choice rather than design choice of individually wrapping every sheet of seaweed.
Ok I got a dog for Christmas dinner time
I hate the intro, we started off with cursed
14:43 the conversation with the bird XD
That dive bomb swimming costume joke had me howling xD
hey, im here early
happy christmas eve all
Commenting before watching the video bruh
Press (Y) to same
@@daiyousei.1586 y
Love you all guys.
Have a great night/day!
And merry Christmas!
-14:42 this is from bosnia, the company is named bingo and every time I walk past bingo it shatters my eyes every time I look at the green bags
I laughed so hard my dad thought I was dieing XD.
And TH-cam is drunk again :\
I miss the old voice :(
The weird blue dinossaur thing just triggered a forgotten memory of some really weird show I watched over 15 years ago... Thanks, I hate it.
You don't know true disappointment until you try to make a bat signal and the light goes through the paper