r/IDontWorkHereLady - Karen PRETENDS I Attack Her When I WON'T SERVE HER! Regrets It.
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- r/idontworkherelady - OP and her friend are in a grocery store when an entitled Karen approaches and starts demanding things from them. When OP and her friend refuse, the entitled Karen throws a tantrum and causes a scene. After asking for police to be called, she realizes there are store cameras and regrets it. Subscribe for future stories.
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For that last story, I would have said, totally deadpan, "It was so rare it wasn't even dead, just stunned. It tried to escape but the window stopped it." Stab it a few times and say "I think it's dead. Do you think you could put it back on the fire for a couple of minutes? That'll teach it!"
Omg my chest hurts after lol so hard from reading your comment I loved it😅😂
I agree!
😂😂😂
Better than puking it after the first bite, which I would have.
That is the perfect addition to a story that had me laughing til tears came to my eyes.
No, no, NO! Never, ever, EVER hesitate to press charges against a Karen, or they will *know* that they can get away with it.
At the least ask the manager to ban them, because if they do this to other customers the store will get a very bad reputation of enabling assault.
@Dark Wizard Plus, the buck ALWAYS stops with the Law because 99% of Karens either try to "discipline" the Cops or even the JUDGE and learn that you CAN'T!
Also now she thinks she got way with it so she WILL do this again. The next place might not have cameras or she could seriously hurt someone.
I call it do the APC - always press charges
Totally, and they do. Again and again we fall prey to it. Self defense is a good shot in the nose if police aren't required.
Last Story: Why the F wouldn't you just ask the steak be cooked a little longer?! Not everyone likes their steaks the same way. I'm sure your wife's boss would've understood.
I guess he didn't want to assume she'd understand. This could even had been a trap set up by the wife and her boss
It is definitely personality dependent. I was in a similar situation. If I ever do eat steak I am more of a mid well person. Our super kind neighbor invited us over for dinner and served us maybe not completely rare but close. I tend to not ask for what I want so I just said thank you and ate as much as possible. I never want people to think I'm rude or ungrateful. I have also sipped on coffee (not a fan) and nibbled many other snacks and desserts that i wasn't too fond of. I just think it's so nice when people share I have a hard time expressing dislike. If asked though, I do better, and as I get older I am getting slightly less afraid of what people think of me. When I serve others I probably ask too many questions and apologize too much. Lol I am one of those people.
@@AlyssaBalan that is probably what op was suffering from at that moment and just didn't want to be thought of as rude. But darn that was a funny story to hear
Social anxiety is one thing, but throwing your steak out a window, even successfully, is *so much more outlandish* than just asking for it to be cooked a couple minutes more.
My son can't eat steak anymore because he was at a party where he asked for well done & ended up with my niece's Black n Bleu. He ate it so as not to complain. Her husband said he was wondering where her steak went to & dude, why didn't you say anything?
Never, ever mention security cameras until the police arrive, and Karen gives her false statement.
1. Always call the police. Always press charges.
2. Anyone touches you, especially if you have witnesses or cameras, teach them the error of their ways if possible by launching them 5 feet and then tap dancing on their skull. Then go back to step one and tell the cops that you were assaulted and feared for your life and had to make sure they could not pursue you when you tried to leave the scene.
Here in sunny Florida, self-defense is a fact of life. 👍
As soon as she would grab me that way, either she gets a full fist on the nose/under the chin or she gets maced in the eyes and mouth.
I wouldn't say always, but the moment they pull that false allegation crap...
@@LegendStormcrowno... always press charges
@Bjorn Arnesen I'd say do enough to prevent future issues. If that means you press charges, do that. If it means throwing them out a window, do that.
That last story was hilarious ! It reminds me of a story a co-worker told me from my days working hospitality in a hotel. She had been doing Silver Service for about 2 months and was serving a large table at evening dinner. As she reached over to serve this gentleman, her platter tipped forward and peas land on the man’s lap ! Embarrassed, my friend apologised and disappeared back into the kitchen in shame; she didn’t want to serve but the bosses said she had to as there weren’t enough staff, so she goes out with the meat in gravy platter, and as she is reaching over to serve, again the platter tips forward and meat and gravy end up in a man’s lap ! Unfortunately, it was the same man ! She burst into tears at that point and ran into the kitchen thinking she was going to get fired (lose her job) but luckily the man realised why this had happened and it was because of the girl’s height - being small and sleight , she couldn’t hold the huge platters at a flat angle when she reached over to serve someone. This guy knew because he too had done Silver Service in his younger years and the same had happened to him ! The gentleman spoke to the manager and my colleague didn’t lose her job and even got a tip off the gentleman !
Wow, nice to see a understanding and kind person.
I would done same thing truth be told. I would talk to her manger,to make sure she wasn't going get in trouble or fired.
I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
She might as well have dumped some chocolate pudding on his lap for desert.
I’m sorry, don’t expect karma to do anything, you need to act and make these people face the consequences they deserve.
In those instances you ARE the karma.
Sadly it's the way they'll learn. Nowadays people can only learn things the hard way.
Be the karma you wish to see happen to them.
@@terrivel11 100% Absolutely
When you make those people face the consequences that they deserve, that is the Karma.
That last story made me laugh so much I had a coughing fit, too funny
This is probably the funniest story I've heard, and I'm still laughing. If I were the wife, after I heard the story, that would be the go to funny thing I would say to my friends. It actually sounds like something I would do 🤣
BWAHAHAHA! Great story! 👍😆
Wow! I bet the guy wished he just asked her to throw it back on the stove instead of trying to throw it out the window. 😂
literally everyone poked there heads out of the room asking whats so funny cuz i couldnt stop laughing
Why not just ask to put it back on for a couple of minutes like a normal person. Or is that not done in the states?
The steak, I can't. I am literally laughing so hard. I can't stop. It's a disaster and it's so damn funny. 😂😂
Story 1: Funny how being racist and full of anger makes you "blind" and not notice that there is a camera pointing right at you until it's mentioned
And her dramatic falling to the ground. Is she a toddler in an adult's body?
That's most Karen's
They never developed emotionally passed age 2
I am reasonably certain they practice it so they can make it look like they were assaulted in the most significant way possible for the best payouts.
Yes, this was obviously a lawsuit scam setup, and she didn't care if she ruined anybody's lives as long as she got paid. Lucky that store cameras are so good and prevalent these days.
Remember to never hit a Karen when she's down. Kick her!
A few years ago I was walking down an aisle at the store everyone loves to hate. I am to my right and people coming toward me are to their right...as it should be in a country that drives on that side of the road. A Karen riding a mart-cart enters the end of the aisle ahead of me. She does not stay to her right, she comes straight at me. When she reaches me she gruffly says "MOVE". I stand there and give her stink eye until she backs up and goes around me. Several aisles over I run across her again while I am getting something off the top shelf. She rolls up and says "get one of those for me." I said "get off your fat ass and get it yourself." I am a 6'01" male with a bad case of RBF and a tendency toward confrontation. She looked at me like she wanted to comment but something in her pea brain apparently kicked in and she scootered right on by. I been lucky enough to never see her again so I guess I've been living right.
Bruh, working at the bullseye seller themselves I see Karens complain about lines being long when we are understaffed, and nearly attack our cashiers on the daily. Nuts to those karens man.
I don't know how people can go outside and be just absolutely wretched towards other people. It's like they woke up and choose violence as soon as they talk to someone. This is why we need something to deal with these people.
Irish Blackthorn Cane, pepper spray, taser, a small handgun. Just a few ideas, depending on Karen's level of violence. 🤨
Or just chose to be an asshole that day.
I think an army of robot Tyrannosaurus rexes would be enough to deal with these assholes😂
@@bjornarnesen6148 wait the Frick who would that be?
Story 1. Always call the cops, always press charges.
Dang. First story. ALWAYS have the police. ALWAYS press charges. Those people need to learn a lesson (Even though they won't, we can only hope that their only brain cell will activate after being pressed charges)
God forbid I ever run into a wild Karen, but I'd ask her if her last two brain cells are competing for third place! LOL😅
Chipotle story.... OP's wife was a BOSS! I'd love to have seen her tell that Rabid Karen off. 👍😎
Telling the Karen to fuck off must have been the most cathartic fucking thing!
Story 1: honestly I would force Karen to apologize to me and admit fault in front of everyone at the store under the threat of police involvement while having my phone out to record said apology as blackmail to ensure she doesn’t do it again if I don’t have time for the police.😊
Same. If the buddy won't call, not much I can do, but this I could talk them into backing my play.
Id wana embarrased her so badly that the racist and the karen would never show its ugly face
I feel that the friend forcing HIS friend TO NOT call the Police is out of line,too..HE KNOWS how much trouble The Karen caused...I would`ve said..Hey guy,she gave you grief... and ME,TOO...how can you let her get away with this? You know what? you are my friend..back my play,.please!!
@@waynec38 Why the random caps? While I don't agree with his decision, it wasn't like it was an evil one. Kid might not have wanted to deal with the trouble (sometimes they have to go to court to testify) or had a sadly understandable fear of authority.
At this point someone could be wearing a gorilla costume and they would still get accused of working somewhere.
Proberbly the zoo or the cirkus 😉
Karens see what they WANT TO see!
🤔 I’m seriously considering testing costumes
Karen logic: "No normal person wears stuff like that. Therefore, this is not a normal person, and ergo must be an employee."
I bet there has been a Karen that screamed at someone for an hour for ignoring them and demanding them to get the manager only for an employee to come over and tell them they're yelling at a mannequin.
I might have actually jumped through the window myself... Straight out. My heart just about stopped from second-hand embarassment!
Story 1: Always. Press. Charges. Karen will never learn to keep her hands off people unless they are sent to jail.
PS> Still trying to figure out how OP knows the sound of a hundred burning mice?!?!
Story 3: Dude...I laughed until I peep myself a little on this one...bahahahahahahaha
Last story: I like a good rare steak but not to the point you can resuscitate it!!! This was hilarious!
I wonder how common it is for Karen’s to encounter each other? It’s like they’re predators avoiding each other’s territory.
I’d pay to see a Battle Of The Karens where 2 Karens are just screaming at each other, both accusing the other of working there and being a terrible employee, threatening to get each other fired, screaming about how rude they are and they can’t be spoken to that way… I wonder if they’d both throw themselves on the floor, both screaming accusations of assault pointing at each other?
@Kranberry that's actually one of my listed strategies in case of such an encounter: out-karen the Karen
Natural selection. Karens that runs into eachother and fight are at a disadvantage to Karens that avoid each other.
@@kranberry3318Two Karen's would cancel each other out. They'd actually act like human beings!
Bruh, I hate when Karens treat other like trash and the OP refuses to press charges or call the police even after all the crap she have done. Sometimes I want to get in the story and slap OP in their whole face for being so naive
For the first story, always press charges, no matter what. They'll just think they can get away with it and I'll do it all over again. And for the last story, his wife said the Fateful words I'm fine which means he's in the doghouse for the foreseeable future
Story 2: If only employees could speak without filters to Karens. Yeah, it'll result in firing (or worse, a lawsuit because god forbid people not be as spiteful for having their egos damaged a bit), but at least we'd be honest
I do it if in a retail job. Easy enough to get another. 🤨
You can say the most horrible things to a karen with a smile in your face and talking to them blandly and pleasantly. They are stupid enough to not notice they are being insulted.
best part of hospitality work is you can if your employer says its ok. I work for hotels and if a karen attack's myself or another one of my coworkers i get to tell them off. Boss doesnt like it when it gets physical so luckily i tend to get them out the door before it gets to that but it has happend once or twice in my 3 years here.
I'm all for making it legal for customer service employees to get in fistfights with as many rude Karens and Kevins as they like without suffering any negative repercussions. Even better, get these workers fight licenses from their state boxing commissions to legally indemnify them of any injuries they inflict.
Must have been cathartic to finally tell Karen off as ex-employee instead of having to coddle her.
The last story reminded me of two steak incidents. It is very possible to toss your steak across the room while cutting it. My late eldest sister actually did that in a restaurant because her steak was so tough that when she rolled up her sleeves and with one swift cut the steak few a few feet away. People eating in the restaurant just stared shocked but my sis bursts out laughing loudly. My Mom and Dad stared embarrassed. Not sure if she replaced that steak. The second time was me in the college cafeteria excited and surprised we were being served steaks. It was almost near closing. Finally figured out why they served it. It was very tough slab of steak. My roommate and I were sitting across from a few of the local basketball players. There I go trying desperately to cut it then with one swift cut there goes my steak laying near those BB players feet about four feet away from our table. My roommate was so embarrassed but like my sister I busted out laughing. One of the BB players says"food is just falling from the sky." With a sly smile.
And if they assault someone they should be charged with assault serve time and get sued. Then maybe they will learn a lesson.
Or make their last mistake messing with the wrong person and get themselves killed. They won't learn but other potential Karens might. Only one thing overrides their sense of entitlement: their sense of survival. Karens like all predators weigh risk vs reward. If they see something or someone who could potentially be or they know to be, hard, dangerous prey that potentially or actually can appreciably defend themselves they will move on to easier prey. Not worth getting hurt or even killed over. They avoid people who will press charges and/or retaliate in kind . They won't risk their freedom and/or their lives.
Some manufacturer of security cameras should name a line of cameras, "Karen's Bane", LOL.
X Karen 2000
Story 1: OP, should have looked right at Karen, do this 🤘with one hand and move that hand in a few random directions while mumbling nonsense, big loud finish at the end. Then announce in an evil/creepy voice that you have just placed a terrible curse on Karen that will take effect very soon, and the only way to stall the curse is to drink a 1/2 cup of ranch dressing everyday at breakfast.
Story 1: What Karen wants and what Karen needs are 2 different things. She wants a manager. She needs to be spanked. If she wants to act like a child, she should be treated like one.
I'm fairly certain the Karen in the first story is one of those Karens who's convinced that any teen helping others in public are an employee, uniforms be darned.
1st Story
When the Karen said to get the manager, I would have said, "Sure thing, wait RIGHT HERE and I'll go get them.". Then I would have walked off, paid for my items and left.
It's funny how fast these Karen's backtrack when they realize they are in trouble and know their behavior will bite them in the ass.
I just wanna know one thing. What in the world makes these Karens think that yelling, causing a scene, and being an a-hole to people is going to get them whatever they want? Does it never occur to them that if they’re polite, respectful, and civil about everything, people will be much more inclined to help them? I’ll never understand the logic of these Karens.
Why would they be kind to people beneath them? When a servant is bad at their job, you scold and berate them so they learn to do it right. They’ll be better to avoid punishment.
I believe this is the mindset and perspective of a Karen.
Especially dealing with food service people. If you act like an ass, you might get some in your food.
Karen's don't know how to be happy, because entitlement destroys your ability for appreciation. They do realize that their miserableness and dissatisfaction with their lives lessens for a brief moment by making someone else feel miserable. Its kind of like an alcoholic, drinking never gets rid of the pain, but it numbs and delays its reality for a bit.
That's the thing, there isn't any logic to understand
The logic is America. If you are a Karen, you create a fuss, and the managers will cave in and give you free stuff, just to avoid being sued and having to pay for expensive defence lawyers.
Managers: Grow a pair and remember that IN MATTERS OF TASTE the Customer Is Always Right, but for all else, there are security cameras.
Story 2: um, I think the moral of the story should be the opposite...to VERY much go ahead and wear your old work uniform to a fast food place, because you never know when it might come in handy against a Karen!
Oh, no no no, if I had a shirt for a restaurant I once worked at, I would love to wear the shirt back there hoping to meet a Karen, so I could tell her off, like I've wanted to do at EVERY customer service job I've had!
On the 1st story, you should have told the manager yes you wanted to press charges to call the police whether your friend did or not. Cause that karen should have been put in jail.
Karen: "I'm never going back here again! / You lost a customer!"
How is that ever a threat from someone like that? 😆
This is getting utterly ridiculous. I swear if I ever deal with a karen I will definitely have her arrested in a flat second. There has to be consequences and unlike alot of these people who just let them get away with it. I will not and will press every bit of charges I can
If a Karen ever demands your name, tell her it's Yorik Hunt, and let her figure it out for herself.
Deciding not to press charges is a pretty big clown move. As long as doormats exist then Karens will as well.
Always mention cameras to the Karen and watch them waddle away like the duck from The Duck Song
Karen, Karen, mind your business!!😂
Sometimes I think people like these Karens know they are wrong but they won't admit , so keep going with thier first assumption , that or they think reality will bend to thier will
As far as Story 2 goes, I would totally wear my old uniform just in case of a Karen so that I could tell them off the exact same way as OP’s wife did. And when they say that they’re never coming back, I would just say “good! Now the place can get back on its feet! You’ve single handedly tanked it with your attitude!”
Karen "I'm never coming here again". Me "don't threaten me with a good time".
The last story caused my dog to jump when I burst out laughing!! Didn't expect that! What a great image! 😂
by not pressing charges, you're only enforcing the behaviors of karen and kevin. Next time they may end up doing worst and more and permanent damage to someone else.
Always laugh when you hear someone say they will never be back... Ideal response to that is "please don't threaten me with a good time!"
OP in the last story could be the poster child for the phrase “You are not as smart as you think you are.” 😂
😂😆😂. If I had done something like that in last story,I probably wouldn't know what to say. It wasn't like the boss had a house but apt. Just imagine you are walking down the street all of sudden you get hit in the head by a raw steak!! 😂 😆 😂
I had to stop when he said the window was CLOSED! 🤣😂🤣😂 I would have been Mortified! I’m not easily embarrassed, but THAT would have Done it! Holy Cow! Lol!
Last story, as someone with no shame at all, i would have said the steak was so raw that when i tried to cut into it, it screamed and tried to jump out the window
"It wasn't me! The steak just leaped off my plate and tried to get out the window!!"
Always press charges.
#1 OP's friend is ... very unwise. He's enabling Karens everywhere. He should call the cops. Why the heck didn't he call a cop. That makes me angry at BOTH Karen and OP's friend.
OMG The last story. I'm laughing so hard I peed on myself.
The hostess just walking back in the room... To see her hard work just splattered on the window...
Oh my God she's got to think he's insane.
I swear if i was the oss in the last one i wouldn't stop laughing while asking "wtf happened?"
OP1: God dammit ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES.
OMG, I died at the last story. "I'm such a klutz!"
Why do so many of the people in these stories refuse to press charges against Karens? WHY? They MUST ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES! If you don't, the Karen will think they can get away with their bad behavior! If I were in the position of many of the OPs, I'd definitely press charges against any Karen who fucks with me upon mistaking me for an employee of a business I don't work at. Give them an inch and they'll take a mile!
I have been listening to your stories for a long time now, and it still baffles me that people act this way
With all the stories in my opinion these Karen's has one on the mind getting served by anyone no matter if they customers
That last one 😂 has me laughing so hard, I'm squirting tears! OMG! 😅 "I'm fine" = he's so screwed!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t work here lady.
Yes you do. Get me your manager now.
No point.
Why?
she doesn’t work here either.
I normally quietly listen to these at work, but that last story make me laugh out loud.
That last story where the steak hit the window had me REALLY laughing. Talk about life in slow motion. I really thought it was going to land on someones head or car windscreen and cause a crash. That was FUNNY 😂😂😂
That last story is FANTASTIC! 😂
Karen: "I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN!!!"
Me: "Can I get that in writing?"
I would've died laughing at the steak incident. It sounds like something my hubby wouldve done. There is NO WAY I wouldnt have been laughing uncontrolably.
1st story- don't touch people that are acting like that. If they start to fall, let them fall. If they hurt themselves, you did not touch them and the cameras will prove that. They ALWAYS claim assault when they are the ones that assaulted someone else.
Story 2 wow props to that first manager for making it right.
Anyone who cooks a steak knows that you might ask for it to go back on the grill for a couple minutes. The dude should have just asked.
The steak story is hilarious! Not for OP, but to the rest of the world, it’s the best “oops” story ever!
I absolutely died laughing at the steak and window bit.
I had an “I don’t work here” story the other day at Home Depot, but it was… Y’know… *normal.*
*Me:* “Excuse me, I’m so sorry to interrupt, but do you know where I can find corner protectors?”
*Him, glancing at the person he was chatting with in confusion:* “Sorry, we don’t work here.”
*Me, now embarrassed:* “Oh! I’m so sorry!”
*Him:* “No trouble.”
*Me, feeling the need to explain:* “It’s just, you have a LOT of keys on your belt.”
I felt very silly, but in my defense, he *was* dressed in business casual clothes (black pressed shirt & beige slacks) and his belt *was* basically nothing but key rings. He must have some sort of security or custodial job, and came straight from work. You could see the moment the realization hit, and he was clearly working very hard not to laugh at the very flustered girl repeatedly apologizing for bothering him (his friend was not nearly as successful.)
Kinda embarrassing, sure, but like??? It’s really not a big deal??? Why do these people act like the world’s going to end if they ever admit even the slightest degree of fault or mistake?
I don’t think I have ever snorted as much and as loud as I did as Fluff was reading that last story. I’m gonna need a moment.
Thoughts on story #1: Why did OP purposely avoid describing what their friend was wearing beyond the boots? Also, rolled my eyes when OP describes Karen's outfit as 2 sizes too small when they wear, according to themselves, huge oversized clothes. Always press charges. There was another story where a Karen had prior incidents.
Fluff and Steveo, that last story was the funniest thing I think I have heard in a long time. Still lol and being looked at by my gf with probably the same look as op's wife gave him during that dinner while I am typing this out. Omg that was hilarious. 😂
I saw another comment talking about the wife's reply to that story. I went to Google found the story so I copied and pasted it here. I thought it was even funnier than the story on here.
TIFU by allowing my husband to come to dinner at my boss' house
This actually took place a couple of years ago.
I had just gotten a brand new job that I was really excited about. So I was delighted when my boss - who I had been trying to establish a rapport with - invited me and my husband over to her home for dinner.
Well, mostly delighted. My husband is..... well... he's the sweetest, but he has a history of doing really dumb shit. Because of this, I was worried about him coming along.
By the time the day of the dinner arrived, I had become so anxious about it that I actually floated the idea by my boss that I wasn't sure if he would be able to make it. She was clearly taken aback and responded "Oh no! I really hope he can, I have a dinner for 3 all ready to go." Upon seeing her dismay, I assured her that I was sure he would find a way to be there.
Well, we made it over to her apartment on time and things actually started out really, really well. It was actually just the 3 of us, which surprised me somewhat but made me a little less concerned about my husband - as crowds really tend to bring out his unpredictability.
I had just started to finally relax and was a couple bites into a deliciously cooked steak when things took a horrible... horrible turn.
My boss had just stepped into the kitchen to check on dessert when I noticed something odd out of the corner of my eye. It was one of those things where you know something strange his happening in your peripheral, but you're not sure what... you have to look over and focus your gaze to really comprehend it.
I look over at my husband and see him holding his steak in his hand, hovering it just an inch or two above his plate. Before I had a chance to fully comprehend what I was seeing and verbalize something that might have saved all of us from the coming horror.... he threw his steak - baseball style - across the room straight into the dining room window. It hit the window, making a loud noise, and slowly slid down.
Now my husband does dumb shit, I already told you that. But he's not a crazy person. Usually when he does dumb shit I at least understand what he's thinking. There' usually some semblance of rhyme or reason to the dumb shit.
In this case I was just dumbfounded. I couldn't believe my eyes. I couldn't wrap my head around what was going on. I stared at him with what must have been the most confused look, and watched as he stared back at me, an expression of utter horror painted across his face.
I couldn't make any sense of what was happening, but I also didn't have time to try. I heard the foot steps of my boss, coming to see what the sound was.
It suddenly sunk in that it didn't matter why he did what he did. He did it and we were all about to come face to face with a very awkward situation.
I could feel the anger flush through my face. For a brief moment I contemplated trying to help my husband get out of this. But No. This was his dumb-shit-bed and he could lie in it. Not like there was any possible recovery anyway.
My boss walks in and sees the steak lying on the window sill There's the fucking longest most awkward pause where we all just sit there frozen. My boss and I are staring at my husband, forcing the ball into his court, as the cringe just hangs in the air like an ocean fog.
He finally manages to mutter some incoherent garbage about being a clutz and even tries to get me to back him up. I leave his ass out to dry in the deafening silence.
He makes a poor attempt at cleaning the window and retrieves his steak. Mercifully, my boss asks me a question about work and we both dive eagerly into conversation.
We all resume the rest of the evening pretending that he isn't there, a sort of unspoken agreement by all that this is the only way to move forward.
As soon as we got to the car, my husband turned into a nervous chatterbox trying to explain himself.
Turns out the dumbass didn't like the way his steak was cooked (rare) and - get this - he thought the window was open. My husband, ladies and gentleman, tried to chuck his steak out a 3-story window. He thought that was a reasonable solution to being served an under-cooked steak.
A year or so later my boss hosted a Christmas party for the company at her newly-built home. My best friend, Jennie, was my +1.
"They're customers, just like you!"
"Excuse me? We are nothing like her!"
I've said this before and I'll say it again if you refuse to press charges because you. "Just want to leave" You are then partially responsible for their next victim. You are then partially responsible for their next victim. Because you could have prevented it.
The steak one had me laughing. A reaction might be, "Damn. I stabbed it with my steely knife, it said "MOOO!", and tried to escape!", followed with a sheepish grin.
The last story has me ROLLING HAHAHAHAHAHA
At 6 foot I'm neither the tallest nor the shortest, but many times a short or elderly person as asked if I could reach something for them, of course because they haven't demanded I get their item. If I ever have the misfortune to come across a karen, she better not get on my bad side, I don't suffer fools gladly. Have a nice day DF and Stevo!
For the last story I'd have said the steak was so fresh it tried to escape back into the wild!
Listened to this at work on my headphones and that last story was so funny I could not keep from laughing leaving my co workers wondering what I was doing. Lol. Too funny!!
😂Flying Steak!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That last story, the proper excuse is "I'm so sorry; there was a spider and I just panicked!"
The steak story made me flounder for an excuse for the lady before she continued and my brain yelled "I saw an owl!" As the best excuse I could come up with.
So yeah, excuses for mad shyt is hard...
Het DarkFluff, you owe me a new diamond painting because I shot coffee out of my nose all over it due to laughing so hard at the last story. lmfao 😂😂
The steak story was hilarious! Oh, to be a fly on the wall for that one.
Story 3: If I would've been told to behave all night at boss' dinner table, and then threw the steak against a window... Yeah, I don't know about you guys, but I would've said it was still alive and freaking squirmed on my plate so I tried to finish what the butcher hadn't. 😂 Joke control works only thus far.
That's awesome! Backed up in the corner, wild-eyed terror, brandishing the steak knife in front of you with the steak in the floor mere feet away, ready to attack.
Last story: as soon as I heard the wife telling the husband not to embarrass her, i knew i had heard the story before. It might have been Mark Narrations, where i think he covered both the husband, and the wife's POV....
That last story was hilarious! 🤭😂
"I'm not coming back here again!"
*everyone liked that*
To the Gothic wimps… you should have had the police called and pressed charges.
OR tell her that she must give you an apology for being such a Karen and begging for forgiveness on her knees. Furthermore you expect for her to pay you for your wasted time.
Then call the police and press charges
That second story, major MVP
FYI that isn't blood coming out of the steak. It's Myoglobin. It helps store oxygen in muscle tissue. It turns red when the tissue is exposed to oxygen.
Story 1: Yeah, BF goofed by not getting the police involved. Karen will only go on to assault another customer somewhere else and possibly even do a serious injury. I have no problems helping someone (as long as they're polite) and I'm able to. But put your hands on me and all bets are off!
Story 2: Happy that Karen got told off, but that was also a dangerous route to take. Karen could have gotten physical, called the police or just plain did something dangerous to everyone being that unhinged. Truthfully, the manager should have refused her service and required her to leave, but that could have been against Chipotle corporate policy.
Story 3: Oops!