10 Worst Wrestling Promos | Tables, Lists & Chairs
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Really wish Luke was here to see him put Steiner math at 1 again calling it the best and worst promo ever🤣
Steiner Maths does not care for Best OR Worst. It transcends such definitions.
Justice for Luke
It is the legendary promo's of all promo's.
it's only the best though
It's not even steiners best promo it's just what you dipshits who didn't watch him in WCW think it is
Steiner's math is both the best and worst promo of all time. Truly the GOAT of all promos!
Honestly, needs it's own list. I guess top 10 lines from the Steiner math promo, book it oli
That is the most wrestling thing ever.
But it got annoying after people asked for it again and again on IMPACTs TWITCH stream
And then the people KNEEEEW they werent gonna play it, so they werent even gonna try
It's great entertainment
TLC isn't TLC without Sully. I love that man
TLC + S
Tables, Lists and Chairs and Sullivan
Nothing will top Pete and Oli's reaction to Luke picking Steiner Maths as the best promo ever last week. Hilarious.
'Are you having a breakdown?!'
I mean luke was right
I'll stand by that it's a good promo till I die. Cause it sure as hell makes me wanna watch the triple threat at sacrifice, and it sure as hell tells me everything I need to know about Scott steiner
Was hoping Oli would be on this list, just so we can see him put it at No. 1 worst out of spite.
@@PedroBenolielBonitoI think I'm being gaslit
what's the best part about Lex's promo. is after he walks away, he yells, "And your door's locked too," Then you hear a faint push sound. Meaning he was pulling on a door you push open. lol
My hesitation on calling this one of the worst promos is that it’s legit the least boring a Luger promo ever was in his whole career 😂
Nice catch also GROSSI POSSI PACKERRRRRRRRRR NATION
@@darthquaider54 I mean, I'll say this for it: at least he stays in gimmick.
My first thought for #1 is "Sufferin' Succotash" because I don't know if a single promo has done more damage to WWE's product than that disaster.
A long time that was considered the point of no return for a babyface Roman Reigns
It's definitely up there. Not even so bad it's good either. Nothing positive was gained from that promo
I don't think that promo was as bad as people make it out to be. Don't get me wrong. It was horrible, but Reigns was getting the biggest pops of his career to that point not long after. It had no implications on his career. Sure it was really bad, but when I think of bad promos, I think of ones that make you say "there's no coming back here". Promos like good lucha thing, i wish you died in the womb, or Vince's nwo promo had much more devestating impact
My favourite part of the moustache promo is that the way we says "what is a moustache?" Sounds like he genuinely don't know what is a moustache 😂😂😂😂
The funniest thing about the promo is that he really does have a moustache and it's blatantly obvious 😂😂😂😂
The best part about Stiener math is that Scott Stiener in college was a math major. He majored in math and still cut that promo
Isn’t the math promo still technically correct? It sounds like buffoonery but it’s still mathematically sound I thought.
@thetribalist6923 I mean the math does add up yeah, but the math itself doesn't make sense. You'd never take those percentages and add them up
@@dodoman3303 😂 absolutely. I think that’s why I love it. It encapsulates wrestling so well. The good, the bad, the ridiculous.
I mean that's the thing with anything Steiner does. Is he seriously saying/thinking this or is it all in character? It's the beauty of Scott Steiner because everything he does and says is insane which blurs the line between kayfabe and reality.
Does Steiner know wrestling is scripted? Does he do the things he does out of instinct? Does he have a concussion? Is he okay? This can't be real! But it's Steiner! It can be both
How is "you wanna play 21" not here?
The problem, Sullivan, is the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Disaster!
Others- ‘Is Steiner Maths a Great or Bad Promo?’
Me- ‘Yes’
I see Luke has been removed this episode for calling out the truth.
Sully's promo on Steiner math... is a better promo than the Pipebomb
But not as good as the steiner maths
How was Sullivan the ONLY person who had Sid's "Half the Man, Half the Brain" Promo.
That's one of my Favorite Bad Promo in Wrestling History 😂
17:41 Sullivan warms my heart with this response to Steiner Math. Because, remember, Luke put Steiner Math NUMBER 1 OVER RANDY SAVAGE'S CREAM OF THE CROP PROMO AND DIDN'T EVEN MENTION IT.
Jumpin' Jeff Farmer is the funniest promo I've ever seen. "You turn the tables in a wrong way" The poor man. Truly the most nervous man in the history of wrestling.
the part where he said “you make me… mad now” sounded like an AI read the phrase for him 😅
".............................. yip"
and that man went on to become NWO Sting.
@@LordBarros different Jeff Farmer. Source: Brian Zane
It's like it's his first time ever in front of a camera and first time cutting a promo at the same time 😂
Kimberly Page's first promo on Nitro deserves a shout. It was so bad that DDP cut her off half way through, grabbed the mic out of her hands, and finished it.
The best thing about the Jeff Farmer promo is no one ever watches the other promo from his world famous opponent "Motley Cruz" (copyright infringement) which is absolutely terrible, and then yes, I've seen the match.....oh my god
Yep
@@philgoad5587 He turned the tables on him in the wrong way.......
Cruz's response was pretty awful as well
The cherry on top of the Lex promo was the end where he's off camera and you hear him yell "....AND THIS DOOR'S LOCKED TOO!"
Tempest: “IT’S SCIENCE”
Luke from last week: “IT’S MATH”
The fact that both the best and worst promo lists halfway revolve around the legend that is Steiner Math shows how it is the GOAT of promos
"Welcome to Tables, Lists and Chairs!"
_Lightblub blows in the studio._
...And Stairs!
God damn Sullivan is making my face hurt from laughing so much!
Sully: Steiner Maths is 2nd worst promo ever.
Luke: And I took that personally.
All it took was was Cancer and a Pandemic for Reigns for to recover from the Suffering Sucatish promo
Correction
It took REALITY to actually fix what Vince NEVER wanted to think was wrong
It took nature itself to tell Vince non-verbally that he SUCKS and his idea of Roman sucks and if he refuses to change then it will MAKE him
By putting his special boy in a life or death situation TWICE!
Reigns took advantage of him being the guy and stood up to Vince. Something Cena never did. That’s why Cena was the guy over a decade and never made a show he was on better or more entertaining.
@@life0093 that’s….an interesting way to look at it
I mean your not wrong I feel
I’m sure hundreds if not thousands of wrestling fans will still get pissed if you remind them how “Good Guy” Cena literally stole Rey’s ONLY WWE World Title from him the same night he won it
That is LITERALLY and HISTORICALLY only ever been done by HEELS!
Sufferin Succotash wasn't why Roman was hated. He was hated because he was Cena, and nobody wanted Cena. They didn't know what to do with him, and fans hated him because he was already the Vince pick anyway.
They botched booking him time and time again because they didn't know what character to give him, and fans were set on Bryan. There's a lot that went into Roman hated
13:11 oh no he definitely didn't think he crushed it, you can hear him scream "DAMMIT!" a few seconds after he leaves the frame, it's so funny
I am absolutely AMAZED that Jake the Snake at Heroes of Wrestling doesn't appear on anyone's list. You have to feel bad for him because of where he was in his life, but jesus it is a complete train wreck
Yeah it's not even fun to laugh at. Dude was completely out of his gourd. Glad they stuck with promos from people who were sound of mind.
...and Sid
My guess is because he was drunk off his ass and the rest "to our knowledge" were done sober is y its not on it.
The Steiner Math is the Nicholas Cage of Promos
And it's winning!
An Oscar-worthy promo, for sure.
Hallelujah!!! Before starting the video, I said “if Jumpin,Jeff farmer is not on this list, it’s not a real list”, and Sully comes off the top rope to start things off. Thank you.
I understand how everyone forgot about it, but I'm still shocked that Marina Shafir's "YOU DON'T KNOW ME" promo didn't even get a passing mention
OMG! I forgot about that one. It is sooo terrible and meandering and pointless.
If everyone forgot it, it's neither bad nor the worst, just forgettable
Also Eli Cottonwood HAD A MUSTACHE 😂😂
I can only hope to one day be able to channel the joyous wonderment of the world that Sully does on every single video he is.
"Definitive" be damned. I want these 3 to give me more 10 good and bad best/worst promos.
My nominee is the Undertaker promo about him taking Big Show halfway into the desert and leaving him there. It felt like a 20 minute promo that never once made sense
On top of Sid’s insane promo. Kevin Nash was wearing a Sid mask and also pissing himself laughing. So it looks like 2 parts of Sid’s brain are arguing. 😂
An underrated thing adding to the terribleness of the Suffering Succotash promo is that Roman is cutting this on Seth who's someone who should have a massive amount of pent up rage and anger towards in storyline for what he did to the Shield and that's what he was given to cut on him. I'm thankful that Roman has linked the Tribal Chief's paranoia and insecurity back to Seth's betrayal because it helps wash the taste that the back when he was the Big Dog he went out to a guy who ripped apart his, dean's and seth's brotherhood and hit him with a looney tunes/3rd grade insult book promo.
"To me, racism takes precedent" - Tempest, 2024
So cringe.
oops! It seems you've got the wrong website by mistake! 4chan is that way
The one I’m surprised isn’t on the list is “we’re live pal”
I can't stop looking at Pete, Tempest and Sullivan's almost identical beards.
I can’t believe that Paige making fun of Charlottes deceased brother didn’t make the list
this list could’ve just been every promo from game show nxt
Underrated Steiner Promo in WCW where he said he'd put you in the Steiner Recliner and whisper in your ear "Size Does Matter, B!tch." ... the look on Mean Gene's face 😮
I still remember Eyepatch Wolf's reaction to the Sufferin' Succotash promo in his video. He just couldn't make sense of it. And that wink at the end! "Roman, buddy, WHAT ARE YA DOIN'!?"
I think he tried to do the people's eyebrow in reference to his cousin, because he was doing a Rock promo when he did the suffering succotash son, and then he couldn't get the eyebrow up so he just had to blink
The whole promo may not have been in reference to the Rock, but there was I think a clip of him on SNL for some talk show, where he said suffering succotash son with a lisp
The fact that nobody mentioned the Roman reigns promo where he ‘declared that the royal rumble match’ and then just pulled a face is deeply upsetting to me
Nobody had “Bobby Trashley and his 3 beautiful sisters“ or “the old day“ ? God that was an awful time.
I think that’s a segment, totally different from a promo
The Ryback promo on Kalisto back stage. It never effing ends. Ive never been so bored watching a wrestler talk
The one you absolutely missed - Ken Patera, Red Headed Step Child.....
I heard someone describe "Suffering Succotash" as "what a tween who watches wrestling would say when finally standing up to his bullies, only to be absolutely slaughtered as soon as hes done talking"
You chaps forgot about the "goddammit, WOOO" at the end of kalistos promo 😂😂
Sullivan at his best when he is playing up "The Only Sane Man" in response to Steiner Maths
Luke’s not even here to defend himself. Justice for Luke.
I adore Sully. He makes me laugh when he laughs 😂😂❤❤
I think this has to be the most fun worst list we've had so far
Steiner Maths is legitimately the Sharknado of wrestling promos. We all agree that it’s a bad promo, but it’s one of the greatest promos because it’s so bad.
It's Legendary
Seth's "Diarrhoea Dwayne" promo would make this list.
Sullivan at 4:29 "What is a Mustache?"
His face and the way he said that 😂😂😂
This really should "10 Funniest Promo's" because I laughed so hard at this video.
I think thats what i love about the Steiner Math promo. Is that wherever you fall on your opinion its something that can be talked about and have a laugh.
Yea. Unfortunately a lot of us hated Hhh for a long time for that promo … then the match that followed !…. Still haven’t forgot
And let it NEVER be forgotten
So that no matter what goodwill he gets for trying, and we will see regarding succeeding, in bringing WWE out of the shadow Vince’s charges and last bookings have put on it
HE choose to take his sweet time making that pin in the end
Vince had no way to stop or control him by matches end
And I don’t get two SH**S how he revolutionized wrestling to what we have today
Vince was the main hand behind that abomination of a feud so he gets all the hatred and crap from me for booking it the way it was
The picks getting points based on there position on the list is great but I think they should get a bonus point for matching answers or two bonus points if it's a three way match.
You guys need to make a playlist for tlc because i can't keep going through and searching for them. Please and thank you ☺️
I tried to watch the Suffin Succatash promo again, and it's SO BAD. It's not just when he says that, the entire promo is freaking atrocious
The fact that Tim Robinson did a parody of the Jeff Farmer promo is a testament to just how hilariously bad it is
I would LOVE to hear to Luke and Sullivan have a debate on whether or not the Steiner Maths promo was actually good.
I actually mildly got back into wrestling around 2011 and it was the suffering succotash promo that made me quit watching again.
I will forever wonder what Sullivan was going to “Yes, and” next during the intro
sullivan's laughter is fucking infectious, i couldn't breathe
Tempest with one of the greatest opening lines of a Wrestle Talk video.
I just watched that Jumpin Jeff Farmer promo and guys…I’m just blown away
Yip
I'm sad that none of you included the epic tale of the Undertaker and the Big Show riding motorcycles through the desert on your lists. I also would've liked to see the Sid "We're live, pal" promo, but "I have half the brain that you do" is a suitable replacement.
I watched Booker t/HHH feud the other day, and I was dumbfounded with how overboard the racism is
Ruinous then, unbelievable they went with it now.
Not one of the worst on its own persay, but something I would consider near the back of my top 10 is The Rock doing Billy's Prayer to God. Its hilarious, but absolutely killed any momentum Billy could have had, and was the blueprint for promos for 20 years. Just make fun of and bury your opponents. You're already over. Why do they need to be? Imo, it's the Cena Nexus prototype.
It’s the reason I DESPISE WWE’s concept for Baby faces and top guys
And why I have no care for older talent giving the whole “back in my day” crap
Yeah well your old days had plenty of stuff that sucked too so shove it we don’t need nor WANT to think wrestlers needed to carry freakin GUNS with them into the bloody locker room or worry about if they’ll leave said locker room with less possessions upon days end
Cause oh your the new guy so don’t mind us will just steal your sh** and if you whine to anyone find a new job or get ready to be beat down in the ring the next show
Like taking a Skateboard Slam and Running away from the pain Kalisto running from Good Lucha Things is perfection
The Cena Nexus promo is a guilty pleasure of mine, especially the Heath Slater bit. I'd say the 'Baloney fudging mustard' one is Cena's worst
"To me, racism takes precedent." -Tempest
Should rename this episode to funniest promos
Steiner's maths promo is legitimately one of the best promos of all time. He was playing an idiotic character.
12:03 A reading from the book of Genesis... of McGillicutty.
It's crazy how Miz went from a gigantic bundle of nerves to legitimately one of the most talkers in the industry, with the only one to surpass him being MJF.
The promo battles between those two would be LEGENDARY.
I generally love for the IWC to be positive and understanding but I’m always here for the pettiness of these 3
Steiner Maths deserves every spot #1 thru #10
on both Best and Worst lists this weekend at Sacrifice
My friend Mark and you are the authority as a twin pack of promos for me are collectively the worst
That screen shake edit for the Bellas promo ENDED me 😂😂😂
AJ Lee: "Talent is not sexually transmitted."
AJ, you are _literally_ *married to CM Punk!*
Ronda Rousey’s “How ya feeling there Queenie?” Didnt make the list?? I’m shocked
I don’t think it’s the worst, but I’m surprised Riddles scooter ramble didn’t get a run from anybody 😅
Honorable Mention: The Matt Riddle promo where halfway he goes "I forgot my lines!" and walks off, leaving Asuka laughing and wondering what the frick happened.
It's even funnier because him saying that actually made that nothing segment memorable
He doesn’t say that though, he says “I’m sorry I dunno what I’m saying.” It’s perfectly in character
Chairs stairs and laughs
The lack of Cody solves Racism promo on here leaving me AGHAST
steiner math >>>>>> pipebomb
Sullys delivery of Roman’s “I’m not sorry” line is miiiiiiles better than Romans. Such a smarmy delivery, I love it.
This makes me hope you all do Best and Worst Come-Backs lists.
My name is Mark and I brought a sign to Smackdown in Nashville in 2016 that said "I'm Triple H's buddy Mark!" The Eva Marie wardrobe malfunction night and I am on camera side, dead middle. Can totally see it in the episode.
Triple H, my friend Marc promo is actually hilarious
The "you don't know me" Marina Shafir is a shout for this list
Also, I thought of another one - "You got 21, I got 22......."
Keep this set up for TLC...FROM NOW ON, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!
Einstein studied Steiner Math
I am Pete when Sullavin is talking about Steiner Maths😂😂😂
Just the opening Salty Tempest makes this one of the best videos in all the internet! 😂
This list could be filled with the Sufering Sucatash and then 9 Bianca Belair promos