No nicks right, you’re actually allowed to take the sample vendors home and make them cook taquitos for you. That’s what Marx and Engels would have wanted
As a Costco sample lady, we are not allowed to tell you no. It’s literally in the training. Eat as many as you want XD I’d rather have to keep making more as well, it makes the day go faster.
There is an older vaguely Asian woman at my Costco who always yells "Yummy yummy! Everybody try!". And you can hear her from the moment you walk in the door. 😂
Listening to them talk while driving around in GTA makes me feel like it’s one of the absurdist talk radio stations you can find in each game throughout the series. I’m waiting for Lazlow to jump in with his take on Costco samples.
@@LordBeezleDwarfHope they'll let you create and name multiple custom radio stations in the next one (like Self Radio) so you can do your own talk radio stations
Honestly, I think that any game that has a car radio should have one of them be a "your choice" choice that just lets you put in fucking whatever- a video, a livestream, an actual real radio station
I remember when the subreddit was a thing some people applied the categorical imperative to Costco free samples to argue against Nick and he came along and argued philosophy at length with them. That ruled.
@@christopherbrice5473 yes he’d alternate between one word answers and long psuedo-philosophical rants that were paragraphs and paragraphs long it ruled
literally the only people who would whine or get mad at someone taking too many samples are the ones who wish they were at that level of not giving a fuck. it's just envy.
@@johntallanger4036 👎 P.s Yeah dude they’re so cool they don’t give a fuck they just going to make a podcasts and bitch about people telling them to almost do some thing that they didn’t want to do for 14 minutes great, definition of not giving a shit yeah
this resonates with me so much, costco had these belgian waffle samples and i probably grabbed about 7 or 8 samples and the nice old lady kept encouraging and laughing at me to grab as much samples as i wanted and needed.
Costco sample guy here. Nick is correct you're allowed to eat as many samples as you want. But if you stand there and eat like 20 of them in a row we do think you're weird and annoying.
I took my 5 year old son to Costco once and just let him go hog wild on the samples and he ate at least one of everything including like the vitamin gummies and the diet shake. About 5 minutes from our house on the drive home he barfed everything up
I thought Nick was the asshole, but he actually won me over. There really is an unlimited sample policy at Costco. So, like a homeless guy could just buy a year membership to Costco and then eat all his meals there lmao
@Samuel Sandoval Now I kind of wanna arrange homeless pilgrimages, and give free memberships just to fuck with them. Obviously that would be incredibly gay to do, so I'm not going to. But you can.
Elaine would catch someone taking too many samples at some local grocery store and complain the the guys about it. over the course of the episode, the guys would one by one start doing it (first Kramer, then George, then Jerry) and Elaine starts guarding the samples. the episode ends with the store to going out of business because people stop coming due to Elaine
@@Minskeeeee Birdo is more spot on about it, or Kramer would agree with Elaine. Kramer would say something like "GEORGE! C'mon, you just don't eat all the samples. One or two and then done. But, not ALL of 'em. No, that's too much. Right Elaine?" Something like that.
At least have the common decency to wear a fake mustache or beard, glasses, and several different coats/shirts so that you can return multiple times anonymously
I completely agree with Nick on this, and it's not just because he's the coolest one. It's not free food you're paying for the membership. I can have as much of the shit I want.
@Aleph-Noll yeah no, costco employees actually treats us like garbage. They make the big bucks AND get our free samples on lunch break. Fuck costco 🖕 I quit this year 😂
You actually sit there and stare at the screen while listening to cumtown? This is barely acceptable background sound I put on because I cant stand my own thoughts
I don't get people like that. I could be the dude making the samples, and couldn't give less of a shit if one dude eats a ton of them. I don't pay for them, they're a sample, who fucking cares. If they run out, they run out. Come back tomorrow if it means that much to you lol.
@@tc98826 that's the problem with these socialist/communist types. Their only ambition is to be an employee, not a business owner. So naturally they don't care about anything other than getting that paycheck, even if it means the business will fail and their job won't exist anymore. It's actually a very selfish way to think, even though they fancy themselves good people.
I remember watching this video the day it was uploaded, it’s a memory that I don’t know why I have but every few months I play this video again to try and get it out of my head. Maybe it’s because how confident Adam and stav are while being completely in the wrong, or nicks determination to prove them wrong, it’s such a stupid yet meaningful argument
My mom would get pissed at me for getting samples as a kid and I never knew why because they were free and also she didnt like anyone at Costco? Least to my gayledge???
Fun fact prior to covid (and hopefully after) you can try almost everything in Trader Joe’s. They’ll just, pop it open for you. I worked next to one so I made friends there, and at the end of the night the employees would just be like, please. We opened all these samples and now we can’t see the surface of the break room table, free us, please take them
“You bring your family to Costco for dinner” unironically my dad would take us to the cheese store that had all the samples as a treat, bc we loved the cheese
My dad used to work at a nursing home, and his favorite joke was that his patients' kids would come to take their parents out to dinner, and they'd just go to Costco
I love how stav and Adam agreed she was right and yet still called her a dumb b*tch and then Adam said some lady would tell him when he was a kid she needed his parents to be there if he’d eat them and him and stav both agreed it makes sense for allergy reasons and also still calling her a b*tch for it
@@paulyshore1942 Nick is basically the leader - he's the one that talked about eating the taquitos. Stav is the guy making fat jokes about himself. The other guy is Adam. They're all great.
While Nick is technically right, I highly doubt that policy is considering someone just clearing out a whole tray of the samples. At the same time though I'm sure Costco sets aside a number of packages of free samples and once their out they just shut the stand down for the day.
Costco wants you to sample their products because there are many customers who don’t buy in bulk for a product they might not like. But since they sampled it and know they liked it now they are willing to buy it in bulk.
That lady coming over and giving Nick the # lecture was a prime time moment in his gay life to truly hurl a customized “N- - - - -“ word assault with juiced DBZ power levels right back at her
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I love how Stav is telling Nick to eat less and Adam is telling Nick not to be stingy. Poetry
Funny lol
Pure pottery
Hahahaha how did I miss that
Is natural broadcast chemistry, this is one fucking amazing, classic bit. It's FAR beyond it's time and/or ability!
I'm not sure that there is a more Cumtown clip than this. Fucking smash-hit, homerun.
"It's a catered event!" is costanza/larry david level
your so spot on with this comment boss
It's a retirement community
How are you enjoying the final season of curb?
@@wdaniel891 oh you
@@wdaniel891 no one one know what that is you old fogie
"Shopping at Costco is a catered event"
tears in my eyes laughing
lol dude nice!
Technically not wrong
@@justinthomas2334I agree with Nick but it would rub me the wrong way if a black guy was doing that 😅
Is that wrong to say?
@@LogicalizationUm, yes?
@@Logicalizationhell yeah dude
No nicks right, you’re actually allowed to take the sample vendors home and make them cook taquitos for you. That’s what Marx and Engels would have wanted
Thats what they want, thats what they’re gonna do
the costco unlimited sample policy holds up half the sky
Going to CostCo is a catered event.
Fucking awesome name. Just heard that, i was deaddd
super gay
It’s true, Costco is a catered event.
I was at Costco today and they were giving samples of Barbecue Lay's. Who the fuck hasn't had barbecue lays? Nick is right
So is your mom.
The Cumtown + GTA smr driving is the perfect combination to gradually experience respiratory failure due to alcohol and benzodiazepine to
the best combination
and opiates
Slamming Melatonin and Unisom too
Haha I'm gay
@Nunya Bidness what if i want to die
As a Costco sample lady, we are not allowed to tell you no. It’s literally in the training. Eat as many as you want XD I’d rather have to keep making more as well, it makes the day go faster.
Thank you for your service 🫡
Thank you for your service. Can I freeze your period blood and eat it like a popsicle?
I don’t even have a Costco membership, but I am man enough to recognize that you’re doing the Lord’s work. God bless you, Costco sample lady.
o7
You’re awesome thank you 🙏
It’s so funny because if Adam had this opinion you know what Nick would do
I was half expecting Adam to call Nick a K- **bleeep**
@@AslanW not to mention greedy.
Call him the n ward?
@@crimsonhawk4912 yes, neoliberal
@@crimsonhawk4912 is that where they'll put me if i catch the coof?
I love how Nick only allows Stav n Adam to talk when he is quietly pulling up some information to destroy their argument.
hahaha man excellent comment
Haha when Nick says "THE COSTCO FUCKIN' WEBSITE!"
There is an older vaguely Asian woman at my Costco who always yells "Yummy yummy! Everybody try!". And you can hear her from the moment you walk in the door. 😂
That fucking rules
"yummy yummy" lmfao
Asian ladies rule
There’s an Asian lady at my Costco that does the same thing haha
Sounds delicious
"Best slice in the city, I say." Chalk one up for Adam, damn!
That was fucking hilarious
Really tho! Adam slipping on in there
whole foods got a way better slice
That's what they say about your mom.
Listening to them talk while driving around in GTA makes me feel like it’s one of the absurdist talk radio stations you can find in each game throughout the series. I’m waiting for Lazlow to jump in with his take on Costco samples.
That's what Steven Seagull was going for
Petition to have cum town radio in gta 6. 24/7 live streaming
@@LordBeezleDwarfHope they'll let you create and name multiple custom radio stations in the next one (like Self Radio) so you can do your own talk radio stations
@@NoFluI loved this feature in older gta's
Honestly, I think that any game that has a car radio should have one of them be a "your choice" choice that just lets you put in fucking whatever- a video, a livestream, an actual real radio station
“It’s not insane! This is society!” -Nick Mullen
we live in an insanity..
7:56
You see batman, society is a lot like a costco
You take one sample, no body blinks. It's all part of the plan. You take two and everyone loses their minds.
Nick "The Joker" Mullen
I would’ve walked up to the husband and started making out with him.
Hyper-Alpha move
Wookie is a good egg
Happens to Adam every time he’s in Public that’s Fawkin’ Awwsumm!!!
Gotta help yourself to that daddy sample
So gay...respect.
"To each according to their need-"
Left the fucking planet at that point
Like your mom.
"Susan you always say you're gonna say something, today you're gonna do it"
Stav calling it a social contract was probably the smartest thing hes ever said.
Stav has always been a smart guy,though
@@sirdopaminesjournal3292 yeah but usually he eats his words
What about the 4000 times he used the words "cogent" or "Prescient"?
@@sirdopaminesjournal3292only if food is involved in the conversation.
"It's not even your membership"
That had me dying on a hill as irrelevant as the original point that Nick had made
lolol
should have ended the debate right then and there
He’s right though. You’re not supposed to take just one. You can take two or more if you want.
@@mubarak8840 moderation
@@LeoSkyro they weren’t discussing the morality of it. It was wether it’s legal or not to take more than one sample (which is legal and allowed).
"to each according to their needs,
I need a more fuckin' samples, could give a fuck."
what a genius
I remember when the subreddit was a thing some people applied the categorical imperative to Costco free samples to argue against Nick and he came along and argued philosophy at length with them. That ruled.
There is no registry of that? I would love to read that but the subreddit got nuked i think
Did he actually engage with them in a somewhat academic way? I'd love to see Nick use that big, autistic brain of his.
@@christopherbrice5473 yes he’d alternate between one word answers and long psuedo-philosophical rants that were paragraphs and paragraphs long it ruled
@@rohunsaigal2576 he's a king. Let no-one doubt.
Nick, I don't like.. I'd have to punch him before I could.
NGL at the beginning I thought Nick was just being obstinate but by the end I was 100% on his side there was no harm in eating 27 Taquitos
dialectics
Drainer cumtown fan
I love that Stav isn't even slightly mad that he effectively lost the debate because now all he can think about is taquitos
literally the only people who would whine or get mad at someone taking too many samples are the ones who wish they were at that level of not giving a fuck. it's just envy.
there's something to that.
@@johntallanger4036 👎
P.s Yeah dude they’re so cool they don’t give a fuck they just going to make a podcasts and bitch about people telling them to almost do some thing that they didn’t want to do for 14 minutes great, definition of not giving a shit yeah
@@internalizedhappyness9774 Not understanding what you're trying to communicate.
@@internalizedhappyness9774 ah sweet a schizo post
Sometimes I have to wait a minute for them to make more. So from that perspective it is definitely shitty
this discussion on the distribution of mini taquitos was my introduction to Marxism
"To each, according to their needs"
😂
Communism is free samples and nothing else
@@noidontlikeu atleast we'd have free samples
@@alexanderbrambila8274 free samples are all we really need
love the foreshadowing of adam saying “you’re only supposed to take one” at the start
every sunday morning my grandpa would get dressed & say "i'm goin for breakfast!"
he was going to Sam's Club for free samples😂😂😭😭
king
Alpha Chad, shooting a japanese guy's legs off in WW2 and extorting Sam's Club asian sample-ladies on Sundays in his later life.
king shit
this resonates with me so much, costco had these belgian waffle samples and i probably grabbed about 7 or 8 samples and the nice old lady kept encouraging and laughing at me to grab as much samples as i wanted and needed.
Hell yeah dude
The more she gives out the better for her. She is a brand ambassador.
Costco sample guy here. Nick is correct you're allowed to eat as many samples as you want. But if you stand there and eat like 20 of them in a row we do think you're weird and annoying.
Sample guy? I thought there was a gender and age requirement. I've only ever seen 65+ year old woman doing that.
@Philitron128 Nah they'll hire anyone really. I'm a 24 year old man and going to college .
Thank you for your expertise. Your gay privileges have been renewed
I took my 5 year old son to Costco once and just let him go hog wild on the samples and he ate at least one of everything including like the vitamin gummies and the diet shake. About 5 minutes from our house on the drive home he barfed everything up
God I'm gonna have kids and listen to Cumtown too huh
@@wal_pur_gis probably not. I had kids before cumtown was a thing.
@@tiananman then I will have kids once Cumtown ends
@@wal_pur_gis you will never have kids.
@@KeiyzerSoze nice dude
This feels like an ad for costco. Nicks argument is so good i want to get a membership now.
Did you get one?
@@TraeSMR nope, cuz i am a lazy shit
This is why it's unlimited so people can go and get a membership just for the samples
You don’t need a membership. You just need a membership to buy stuff
@@Sojiny most costcos you need a membership to enter
"He fucked up his life 10 years earlier by busting inside"
Goddamn this is why I still think adam is hilarious
You know he heard that somewhere else tho
His stand up was pretty funny
I thought Nick was the asshole, but he actually won me over. There really is an unlimited sample policy at Costco. So, like a homeless guy could just buy a year membership to Costco and then eat all his meals there lmao
@Samuel Sandoval lmao thats gay and awesome
@Samuel Sandoval Now I kind of wanna arrange homeless pilgrimages, and give free memberships just to fuck with them.
Obviously that would be incredibly gay to do, so I'm not going to. But you can.
They don’t have a unlimited sample policy they just can’t tell you to stop. Stores have a no chase policy for thieves doesn’t mean they allow theft.
@@bojangles3518 "it's not that the water is free, it's just that they can't charge you for it"
@@gutar5675 except the water is free. they are samples for a reason to taste the product.
14 minutes of debating Costco free samples... holy shit I’m gay
So is your mom.
This was one of the first bits I ever heard from cumtown. Pretty good introduction
Just found them trough the Epstein saga.
I absolutely love this show
Why ya luh tuh golf…. Thurnis?
Wouldn't really call it a bit lol
This is like a Seinfeld bit, but George or Elaine would be the nosy asshole.
Nah george would be the one eating all the samples, then the fat woman would turn out to be his boss's wife and he gets fired
Elaine would catch someone taking too many samples at some local grocery store and complain the the guys about it. over the course of the episode, the guys would one by one start doing it (first Kramer, then George, then Jerry) and Elaine starts guarding the samples. the episode ends with the store to going out of business because people stop coming due to Elaine
@@Minskeeeee Birdo is more spot on about it, or Kramer would agree with Elaine. Kramer would say something like "GEORGE! C'mon, you just don't eat all the samples. One or two and then done. But, not ALL of 'em. No, that's too much. Right Elaine?" Something like that.
@Vegalus After all, it is the show about nothing. So, I could see it going in either way. Kramer was unpredictable.
@Vegalus he doesn't eat them, but starts selling them secondhand with newman
So this is What it sounds like to have friends
Gay friends.
When Adam said hors d'oeuvre I was like holy shit this guy’s cool.
It made me gay
Horse divorce
Hey guys it’s cooool Adam
You can take two but eating an entire plate of free samples is some Homer Simpson behavior lmao
From each according to his costco membership, to each according to his hunger for tacquitos
Literally doesn't have a costco membership though lmao.
The irony of stav telling people to eat less....
Get emmm
Gay
At least have the common decency to wear a fake mustache or beard, glasses, and several different coats/shirts so that you can return multiple times anonymously
Eugene Levy glasses/brows/mustache thing 😂. Just walk up, twinklefingers over the taquitos, “Oooo, don’t mind if I do”
*Groucho Marx
family guy im peter
@@vincentrosethorn4886*aging Groucho Marx
I like to imagine they're actually having this argument in front of the lady at the sample station
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Hi, I am also gay.
None of this would ever happen if we still had President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho in office
Nick was definitely the kind of child whose parents had to buckle him in when they put him in the shopping cart
They walked him on a leash
Glad I lived through Cumtown tbh
The amount of times I have listened to this debate I should be classified as mentally disturbed and in jail
6:41 is by far my favorite part lmaooo
Just go around taking different samples. Cycle through the ones you actually like.
If you just park up next to one sample tray and just keep hitting the same one without moving, you're a dickhead.
@@Thisisahandle701 sounds gay
Not a dickhead, a badass.
I completely agree with Nick on this, and it's not just because he's the coolest one.
It's not free food you're paying for the membership. I can have as much of the shit I want.
The funny part is that it’s not his membership, he didn’t pay anything
Being at costco is payment enough.
Clearly, you don’t know what “cool” means. Next!
The free samples aren't necessarily to figure out the taste, but rather to get it on your mind in order to make a purchase.
It’s definitely this
Stav: don’t eat nick
Nick: it’s like a catered event
Adam: I’m gay
I work as a Costco sample lady and let me tell ya, we don't work for Costco. We get paid minimum wage with no benefits.
oh its not operated by costco workers thats wild
@Aleph-Noll yeah no, costco employees actually treats us like garbage. They make the big bucks AND get our free samples on lunch break. Fuck costco 🖕 I quit this year 😂
Nick is a revolutionary
"It's a catered event!" Nick said fatly
Also I'm gay
I like to imagine the lady making the taquitos is just smiling the whole time while this is happening
The vindication in Nicks voice when he reads the Costco website 😂
A simple gta video is all it takes to make this video 100x more entertaining. Thanks for not using a random still image
You actually sit there and stare at the screen while listening to cumtown? This is barely acceptable background sound I put on because I cant stand my own thoughts
@@skottlee8959 This, but unironically.
@@skottlee8959I’m on a road trip with my 3 best friends, what could be better than that!
I want to go and have this argument with someone at Costco so I can yell UNLIMITED SAMPLES like nick did
I don't get people like that. I could be the dude making the samples, and couldn't give less of a shit if one dude eats a ton of them. I don't pay for them, they're a sample, who fucking cares. If they run out, they run out. Come back tomorrow if it means that much to you lol.
If youre the dude making samples to attract new customers and one person just eats them all, you've completely wasted your time.
@@tc98826 you're getting paid regardless
@@tc98826 oh no not wasting time at work, truly the worst fate imaginable. Nicks right anti sample guys suck.
@@tc98826 that's the problem with these socialist/communist types. Their only ambition is to be an employee, not a business owner. So naturally they don't care about anything other than getting that paycheck, even if it means the business will fail and their job won't exist anymore. It's actually a very selfish way to think, even though they fancy themselves good people.
@@makarin741 If youre spending 9 hours a day doing work you have zero pride in, youre wasting your life. Seriously.
I remember watching this video the day it was uploaded, it’s a memory that I don’t know why I have but every few months I play this video again to try and get it out of my head. Maybe it’s because how confident Adam and stav are while being completely in the wrong, or nicks determination to prove them wrong, it’s such a stupid yet meaningful argument
My mom would get pissed at me for getting samples as a kid and I never knew why because they were free and also she didnt like anyone at Costco? Least to my gayledge???
i laughed hard at your comment
Are you a fabulous dolphin?
Fun fact prior to covid (and hopefully after) you can try almost everything in Trader Joe’s. They’ll just, pop it open for you.
I worked next to one so I made friends there, and at the end of the night the employees would just be like, please. We opened all these samples and now we can’t see the surface of the break room table, free us, please take them
Nick is 110% in the right.
“You bring your family to Costco for dinner” unironically my dad would take us to the cheese store that had all the samples as a treat, bc we loved the cheese
This is a dense 14 minute clip. Lot of content here
Yeah i like a nice dense clip myself
Too much to process. Too real. Too boring. Had to go straight to the comment section.
I've never seen someone get vindicated as quickly as Nick when he pulled up Reddit & CBS news
It’s great that Stav stands up for the little guys, like Costco
My dad used to work at a nursing home, and his favorite joke was that his patients' kids would come to take their parents out to dinner, and they'd just go to Costco
Lol its just because they needed toilet paper and their demented parent refused to let the costco card out of their wallet
I love how stav and Adam agreed she was right and yet still called her a dumb b*tch and then Adam said some lady would tell him when he was a kid she needed his parents to be there if he’d eat them and him and stav both agreed it makes sense for allergy reasons and also still calling her a b*tch for it
“It’s a catered event!”
I was at Costco today and they were giving samples of Barbecue Lay's. Who the fuck hasn't had barbecue lays? Nick is right
Stav addressing the fact that Nick was a "dickhead" in that story, is fucking hilarious to me
I always comeback to this one damn clip every other month, Freaking hilarious
He said he only took 7 but in the thumbnail he's clearly holding 8.. this is some BS, wheres my husband?!?
The Home Depot more like The Dome Depot if you know what I mean
Hell yeah dude 😎
I do and I'm gay
I'll give anybody $100 if they get the home depot bucket guy tattooed as a tramp stamp
@@Patrick.Weightman does it count if its the home depot bucket guy tatted on my ass to make it look like it's railing me up the A?
@@InfoWar45 No it has to be a 1:1 scale replica, including the drawing of the even smaller guy on the bucket he's holding
Anyone else amazed at this dude following the rules of the road😂
Cumtown with GTA slow driving is just too comfy. Warms the soul.
Aye glad you like it boss
would love if a Costco employee tell Nick he couldn't have more and see his eyes light up
Nick’s owlt-ism just painfully shining through
Which ones Nick? I’m new here. Is the one with owl-tism?
@@paulyshore1942 Nick is basically the leader - he's the one that talked about eating the taquitos. Stav is the guy making fat jokes about himself. The other guy is Adam. They're all great.
@@duderanch18237 no they are all gay
@@billballinger5622 yes they are also all gay hahahaha.
Owltism?
It's common decency
I love how he looked up a random news article from cbs news as if that provides any validation to his thievery from fat people
Hard to steal from someone who's eaten enough as it is
This is the bit that continues to linger in my mind and will never leave.
Costco's pizza is incredible
The fries
You don't even need the membership for the pizza too
That one sample she had is really going to make a difference in her 8000 calorie daily bulking diet 💀
This might be the first bit where Stavros is being more gay and jewish than Adam.
While Nick is technically right, I highly doubt that policy is considering someone just clearing out a whole tray of the samples. At the same time though I'm sure Costco sets aside a number of packages of free samples and once their out they just shut the stand down for the day.
When I handed out samples at Sam’s club we did it that way. Nobody that I remember ever cleared me out, but it was a predetermined amount
“I needed seven. I took what I needed” 😂
Nick was so right that he broke out the costco website
I need to fuckinbg shit in the Costco bathroom
Don't flush.
Costco wants you to sample their products because there are many customers who don’t buy in bulk for a product they might not like. But since they sampled it and know they liked it now they are willing to buy it in bulk.
“Susan, you always say you’re gonna say something. Todays the day you’re gonna do it”
That lady coming over and giving Nick the # lecture was a prime time moment in his gay life to truly hurl a customized “N- - - - -“ word assault with juiced DBZ power levels right back at her
Cumtown fans will say things like this and then be afraid to point out their food order got fucked up
@@Lgbtfortnite tell me about it I hate sending food back it’s really gay
@@Lgbtfortnitelmao
"Each according to their own needs" is Marx, Nick.
Costco has a market cap of $210 billion. Eat all the samples you want, they'll be fine...
They don't pay for the samples
"Fuckin idiots, like I haven't thought of this.."
Lmao
I've got a Costco chicken bake and a Baja blast for lunch today. Lord have mercy I'm bout to bust
Nick was 100% in the right here
eating 7 free taquitos are the ideals that this country was founded on
Adam “you’re supposed to take one” Friedland
“He fucked up his day ten years prior”
"some Cambodian woman who just got her glasses back" is an incredible line lol