There’s no greater sense of relief than getting into an Uber and seeing a middle eastern guy mumbling into a Bluetooth. Knowing you’ll be left the fuck alone for the duration of your trip
People who leave you alone are the real mvps. The worst is when it's an elderly white guy, you know he's gonna have an unconsentual conversation with you.
@pocketgrim4942 Dude I shouldn't be obligated to talk to someone when I'm already paying them for their services, especially if I'm not in the mood to.
@@j.bar3.077You’re not gay. You need to step up your homosexuality, bruh. Also, based on your cute little profile icon it would seem you’re the kind of dude that buys “tactical gear” online 😂
@jemimallah2591my best friend was about to say he doesn't do it cuz its new and (my interprtation) doesn't want to establish tipping uber drivers as a norm. He said he tips cab drivers, which is literally the same thing as a Uber driver, except dumbass laws prevent people from becoming regular cab drivers so they gotta go with Uber...
@@StevenSeagull hey I actually have a question for you. How do you set like a cruise control like that? In order to not go max speed I have to hold down w and let go every couple of seconds, it's very annoying and doesn't give a smooth ride. How do you accelerate like you're not just slamming the gas pedal?
@@ManicDepressedSillyBilly controller is the only way because the triggers sense pressure. Keyboard buttons are analog and only have a pressed or not pressed function
I'm starting a ride share service called Roam Dome. It doesn't cost money but you have to give the driver road head. Tips are optional. Just the tips are encouraged.
What's funny is Adam's "I don't use Uber" comment ended up being an incidental power move as that lady ended up throwing a multi post tantrum about it on twitter
Last time i got in an uber the driver was a *trans person* who kept talking to me about magic the gathering Sadly *they/them* passed too much as a cute girl and as a gay man i had no interest in a sexual encounter with someone so feminine
This comment is like if you compiled every Cum Town youtube video’s comments section into a single spreadsheet and had a bot pick words from it at random
Sometimes I get imposter syndrome when I've been doing Lyft/Uber because I'm of Middle Eastern descent but I was born here so I don't have a spicy ethnic accent. It really seems to throw passengers off. Also I'm gay.
As a former black car driver; whenever we didn’t have our private bookings, we used Uber Black to pad out time off the lot with our fleet. When you run Uber on the Black tier, you CHOOSE if you want Black, Select, and/or UberX (regular Uber rides) in your driver preferences. You only pick up “regular Uber” riders if you want to.
there’s a lot of reasons why they lose money, they settle a lot of cases that should be going to trial a lot of people are getting paid to keep their experiences quiet. I read somewhere there’s a lot of physical assault cases that are settled out of court including sexual assault. Look it up I can’t tell you everything
The flying car thing would never happen because most people can't drive normal cars. Can you imagine some bitch crash landing into a crowded area or into a building because they lost control?
@@mactallica9293 very odd to rely on someone else when doing your job tbf there is some tipping here in England but I find it’s mainly for delivery drives and taxi drivers
My worst Uber experince happened a few years ago. He seemed disinterested in even providing me with the transportation I paid for. At the very end of the drive he suddenly got talkative, probably assuming I was going to provide him with a tip and good star rating. Not to mention the fact his car smelled dank and he tried masking it with cologne. Side note : The car was weirdly humid. suffice to say I gave him a 1 star rating describing the experience just so.
There’s some company that makes expensive ass bb rail guns. Nick should look into that, threatening Adam with a rail gun loaded with ball bearings would be funny.
For some reason, a service sector where they interact the least with customers, have the most automated system, the most prevalent in the most developed countries, and have the most financially well-off workers compared to other lines of work in the service sector are the most entitled to gratuities.
I had a fellow pizza delivery driver come in and say he had to pull over because he heard Candace Owens was going to be on a podcast…. Not currently on, just next…. I don’t understand how some adults act today. Also I’m gay
Bro just IMAGINE if Adam ever said he doesn't tip on Ubers, what Nick would say lmao
He'd prolly call him a fuckin bug. That shits his pants
Lmao @ ‘Nick would say lmao’
He would literally never let it go like the guitar center story
True and hilarious
@Mr Spitsworth You need to settle down.
There’s no greater sense of relief than getting into an Uber and seeing a middle eastern guy mumbling into a Bluetooth. Knowing you’ll be left the fuck alone for the duration of your trip
People who leave you alone are the real mvps. The worst is when it's an elderly white guy, you know he's gonna have an unconsentual conversation with you.
@@mrscruffles801 Me realizing ive been conversationally r**ed in every cab or uber ive ever been in lmao
@@pocketgrim4942ive been unconsensually r***d by my gay dad many times
@pocketgrim4942 Dude I shouldn't be obligated to talk to someone when I'm already paying them for their services, especially if I'm not in the mood to.
The kind of guy who will think because he's speaking a different language, you can't tell he's in an argument by the fact he's yelling into the phone
Nick sits with his legs crossed in the back of the car
In his car seat
I was trying to visualize what that meant but I couldn’t
Ole Baby Leg Mullens
Who fukin does that tho?
That's autistic
I give this compilation a five star gayting
Got his ass
What about a brown star sucking?
Gayting is what the rastas call Adam
Hell yeah dude
“Tipping is harmful and exploitative and that’s why I won’t be tipping you”
-the podcasting millionaire
the trotsky trick
@J.bar3.0 this right here, work in the kitchen or dont work in a reasturant as a guy
haha nice!
@@j.bar3.077You’re not gay. You need to step up your homosexuality, bruh.
Also, based on your cute little profile icon it would seem you’re the kind of dude that buys “tactical gear” online 😂
@jemimallah2591my best friend was about to say he doesn't do it cuz its new and (my interprtation) doesn't want to establish tipping uber drivers as a norm.
He said he tips cab drivers, which is literally the same thing as a Uber driver, except dumbass laws prevent people from becoming regular cab drivers so they gotta go with Uber...
Not gonna lie, I really like this GTA driver. Homie drives smooth and chill.
Thanks boss I appreciate that
@@StevenSeagull hey I actually have a question for you. How do you set like a cruise control like that? In order to not go max speed I have to hold down w and let go every couple of seconds, it's very annoying and doesn't give a smooth ride. How do you accelerate like you're not just slamming the gas pedal?
@@ManicDepressedSillyBilly Use gamepad
@@ManicDepressedSillyBilly controller is the only way because the triggers sense pressure. Keyboard buttons are analog and only have a pressed or not pressed function
@@brianbadonde9251 pretty sure that they use the mouse to aim where they want to go not the keyboard
My favorite thing to do is cuss out my Uber driver until they're about to cry and then get out and leave them a 5 star review
My favorite thing to do is not say anything at all to my Uber driver and give the “great conversationalist” compliment
@@zombiemurderisfun Done that multiple times while high lmao
I'd tell you to go **** yourself and ask you to give me a 1 star rating. Even if you were my dad
@@zombiemurderisfun Holy shit it's the RoachDoggJr
@@zombiemurderisfun what’s your Uber rating I’m gonna start doing that
It's funny how Adam namedrops Chapo Trap House instead of Cum Town and the woman still got mad at him.
Can you imagine what her reaction to cum town would have been?
I'm starting a ride share service called Roam Dome. It doesn't cost money but you have to give the driver road head. Tips are optional. Just the tips are encouraged.
Should be a thing. Gonna have to start from grass roots.
Ass roots*
Rules of the road
@@finnanutyo1153 ass gas or grass roots
Hey, if it'll get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth.
8:22 "Well I got out of vietnam.. got a bitch pregnant, and the circus was in town.."
_Stav fucking explodes_
Real socialism is not tipping your Uber to send a message
Got out of Vietnam.
Got a bitch pregnant.
Circus was in town.
Lmaooooo CLASSIC
stav loved that black sandwich joke because he loves sandwiches
What's funny is Adam's "I don't use Uber" comment ended up being an incidental power move as that lady ended up throwing a multi post tantrum about it on twitter
As is to be expected nowadays.
Yeah he knew that would happen that's why he did it
Where can I see the tweets
Adam is really good at hiding his power level.
So we can actually find out who this crazy bitch is ????
lol Nick can cross his legs in a car
criss cross apple sauce ass mf
solidarity ✊
Last time i got in an uber the driver was a *trans person* who kept talking to me about magic the gathering
Sadly *they/them* passed too much as a cute girl and as a gay man i had no interest in a sexual encounter with someone so feminine
Damn you were in an Uber with Adam???
This comment is like if you compiled every Cum Town youtube video’s comments section into a single spreadsheet and had a bot pick words from it at random
if a girl is into guy stuff, chances are they're not cis.
That's one funny bot
@@plasmascreens8104hell yea dude, that such a fucking dumb idea.
Somebody should train an AI on Cumtown comment sections and unleash it into the web
They should part time for uber just to guarantee they'll have material forever.
Sometimes I get imposter syndrome when I've been doing Lyft/Uber because I'm of Middle Eastern descent but I was born here so I don't have a spicy ethnic accent. It really seems to throw passengers off. Also I'm gay.
This very video won me over, I'm officially a casual fan of the show now.
Every NYC cab driver having the intro of Head Like A Hole playing in their head is such a sleeper joke
I love that Adam also told his Lyft story when he was on chapo
it involves them
That clown bit is hilarious
You're gay
Had an Uber dude come in and take a shot and hit some weed with us after he dropped us off. Doubt he was done for the night🤣
Tom Myersssss...An Uber Driver!
i like the gta driving footage
Tips shouldn't even exist, it's an excuse to not pay your workers when they can very much do it
Tips should exist, when buying a luxury item and you ask for expert advice while making your decision. You should tip that professional
10000%
@MayorOfMidland. Uber is not a luxury item, it's a glorified taxi
2:12 He doesn't understand that it was a scam conversation meant to guilt him into tipping big.
the girls name in the last story was Cenk Uygur
As a former black car driver; whenever we didn’t have our private bookings, we used Uber Black to pad out time off the lot with our fleet. When you run Uber on the Black tier, you CHOOSE if you want Black, Select, and/or UberX (regular Uber rides) in your driver preferences. You only pick up “regular Uber” riders if you want to.
Nick name dropped the daily Shoah was a great peak to Adam’s story
Based
Wow, I didn't even know this was GTA! I assumed it was something else, due to the lack of crashes, joyriding and general chaos :P
Nick’s right about the tip thing, tipping benefits employers most and tipping is never good enough to supplement a better wage. Also i’m gay.
Such a gay point of view
@@justinw2232 im gay
No, he’s not. Lots of sub-minimum wage employees make great money because of tips. If you’d ever worked in food service you would know that.
@@johnorson6907service workers only like it so they can simultaneously complain about what they get paid and brag about how much they make
2:20 is when the podcast almost became Reservoir Dogs...
Nothing is funnier than adam trying to tell a story where he looks funny and Nick just trying to do stupid sandwich puns
This was oddly satisfying to watch 🤘
The Daily Shoah? You mean the best podcast in the universe? Awesome.
I wanna see nicks Uber rating as a passenger
i WISH i knew that lady's podcast because i feel like i'd know exactly what she sounds like
It’s called Hellbent and her name is Sara Lerner
@@StevenSeagull she also apparently runs that alt history hillary won twitter account
@@hindmunter this was somehow worse than i could have imagined
@@hindmunter lmfao thats so sad dude
I’m Bam Margera and this is pay a black Uber driver to give me a ride up MLK Blvd. while I shout the N-word out the window.
Panterabread
I think Nick just confused the uber driver coz most people are too tall to cross their legs in a taxi.
Hes canonically 5'4 and also gay
That lady made Chapo sound much cooler than it is.
there’s a lot of reasons why they lose money, they settle a lot of cases that should be going to trial a lot of people are getting paid to keep their experiences quiet. I read somewhere there’s a lot of physical assault cases that are settled out of court including sexual assault. Look it up I can’t tell you everything
@blahblahblah1312 yeah, tell us here
i know a bakery called "the grateful bread" lmfao
Perfect choice of video my friend 👍
Demolition man called out facetime in th 90's i wanba see a rich ass taco bell though
Wow. I’m from Little Rock and just heard the words “Little Rock” on this show. Never thought I’d see the day. 501 boiiiiii
I remember it from a HBO documentary about gangbanging
I threw up in a Uber after eating McDonald's
at 2am just fucking yamakhae'd a whole 20 piece chicken mcnugget in his back seat I gave him 3 dollars
I hope life has gotten better
Love that nick name dropped TDS
this actually introduced me to nine inch nails...
Adam has never tipped anyone in his life.
I don’t tip says the guy who makes a living off tips 😂😂
I Googled Sarah Lerner and she looks exactly like you'd expect her to
Mmhmm
Holy shit I just did too. the shnoz on that one
it's kind of endearing how often nick brings up nine inch nails
The flying car thing would never happen because most people can't drive normal cars. Can you imagine some bitch crash landing into a crowded area or into a building because they lost control?
I’m a simple man. I see Tom, I click
Scone Temple Pilots
Who’s the guy that took Stav’s place in the 1st clip?
Brendan wardell or however you spell that shit
@@Meekmillan an actual answer to a question! A TH-cam rarity. Thanks bro
@@dubz636 lmao
@@dubz636lmao now it’s gone. U remember who ?
“…I text Amber sometimes” 😂😂
hell yeah dude
I can't fucking stand how frequently Adam interrupts or talks over not just Nick and Stav, but their freaking guest
the whole concept of tipping for everything is so weird here in europe
And in the US you're looked down upon if you don't tip
@@mactallica9293 very odd to rely on someone else when doing your job tbf there is some tipping here in England but I find it’s mainly for delivery drives and taxi drivers
The Rolling Scones
My worst Uber experince happened a few years ago. He seemed disinterested in even providing me with the transportation I paid for. At the very end of the drive he suddenly got talkative, probably assuming I was going to provide him with a tip and good star rating. Not to mention the fact his car smelled dank and he tried masking it with cologne. Side note : The car was weirdly humid. suffice to say I gave him a 1 star rating describing the experience just so.
I've given two different drivers three stars. Both were fucking around with their phones while they're driving
Now THAT is cool!
BonJovi’s sounds like a competitor to Bojangles or Bennigan’s lol
I'm gay and I drive a bus.
7:53 lmfao
Nick does not like Adam no way man I think he just doesn't have any other friends 😂😂😂 he does not care what he has to say HAHAHA
3 years later uber is still a company sadly
Sick outro song
Stop interrupting Adam, it was actually a funny story.
I have never tipped an Uber driver in my life.
sweet.
"I GOT A BITCH PREGNANT, THE CIRCUS WAS IN TOWN" Im fuckin dying, and gay.
Avenged Sevenrolls
Adam’s last word was so funny
Respect
I once had a driver that was, no joke, 600 pounds. And he had a cane. That’s all.
The Eagles=The Beagles Hostel Bunnyflorres
Diddy kong with his car seat and sippy cup
make an "Adam talks like an Italian" video
Backstreet bun boys
19:00 shoutout to the best podcast in the biz!
There’s some company that makes expensive ass bb rail guns. Nick should look into that, threatening Adam with a rail gun loaded with ball bearings would be funny.
We have self driving taxis in california.
Worst prediction ever
For some reason, a service sector where they interact the least with customers, have the most automated system, the most prevalent in the most developed countries, and have the most financially well-off workers compared to other lines of work in the service sector are the most entitled to gratuities.
What sector do you mean?
@@reppingl gay escort
Boyz to bread
Love You!
2:31
Reservoir Gays
Not tipping the uber driver? I didn't know Nick was a black man.
The Almond Brothers
Bread Zepellin
Hello baby jirl
My buddy got banned from Uber for punching his Uber driver in the face in his front yard
That’s not right
@@spacefertilizer what would you do if your Uber driver got out of his car and followed you to your front door..?
@@_kyle7478 invite him for some late night cuddling
@@spacefertilizer one person got unbanned from Uber and one was fired, should’ve added that detail
Does anyone here know what the tune is that plays at the end of this video? Thanks in advance and I am gay
Links in the video description!
@@StevenSeagull Thank you. I thought it was Nine Inch Nails because I am from the 90s and suck
I had a fellow pizza delivery driver come in and say he had to pull over because he heard Candace Owens was going to be on a podcast…. Not currently on, just next…. I don’t understand how some adults act today.
Also I’m gay
Only thing worse than Candace is people who can’t rationally process such a blatant and rarted grift.
my boy jerome
tip in cash, always. uber will never compensate
What happened to your 9/11 video?
Had to take it down cause TH-cam didn’t like it
@@StevenSeagull Damn. Is there a reupload somewhere?
@@StevenSeagull use bitchute