There’s no greater sense of relief than getting into an Uber and seeing a middle eastern guy mumbling into a Bluetooth. Knowing you’ll be left the fuck alone for the duration of your trip
People who leave you alone are the real mvps. The worst is when it's an elderly white guy, you know he's gonna have an unconsentual conversation with you.
What's funny is Adam's "I don't use Uber" comment ended up being an incidental power move as that lady ended up throwing a multi post tantrum about it on twitter
Sometimes I get imposter syndrome when I've been doing Lyft/Uber because I'm of Middle Eastern descent but I was born here so I don't have a spicy ethnic accent. It really seems to throw passengers off. Also I'm gay.
Last time i got in an uber the driver was a *trans person* who kept talking to me about magic the gathering Sadly *they/them* passed too much as a cute girl and as a gay man i had no interest in a sexual encounter with someone so feminine
This comment is like if you compiled every Cum Town youtube video’s comments section into a single spreadsheet and had a bot pick words from it at random
The flying car thing would never happen because most people can't drive normal cars. Can you imagine some bitch crash landing into a crowded area or into a building because they lost control?
There’s some company that makes expensive ass bb rail guns. Nick should look into that, threatening Adam with a rail gun loaded with ball bearings would be funny.
I had a fellow pizza delivery driver come in and say he had to pull over because he heard Candace Owens was going to be on a podcast…. Not currently on, just next…. I don’t understand how some adults act today. Also I’m gay
I'm starting a ride share service called Roam Dome. It doesn't cost money but you have to give the driver road head. Tips are optional. Just the tips are encouraged.
@@StevenSeagull hey I actually have a question for you. How do you set like a cruise control like that? In order to not go max speed I have to hold down w and let go every couple of seconds, it's very annoying and doesn't give a smooth ride. How do you accelerate like you're not just slamming the gas pedal?
@@Crimeiskoolforkidz controller is the only way because the triggers sense pressure. Keyboard buttons are analog and only have a pressed or not pressed function
he is right in that people should not be forced to tip so that uber can then pass the buck of whose responsible for the welfare of their employees onto the users of the app, and uber absolutely do know that they can exploit the culture of tipping to get around paying their "employees" properly, by making tipping an excessively frontloaded aspect of their business. uber drivers should be compensated for their living costs fairly by uber in the same way that general motors or whoever pays their employees. however on an individual basis not tipping just means the drivers get less money, unless nick is also handing them out a manifesto about his socialist long game which he thinks will make them feel better despite the lack of a tip
@@j.bar3.077You’re not gay. You need to step up your homosexuality, bruh. Also, based on your cute little profile icon it would seem you’re the kind of dude that buys “tactical gear” online 😂
there’s a lot of reasons why they lose money, they settle a lot of cases that should be going to trial a lot of people are getting paid to keep their experiences quiet. I read somewhere there’s a lot of physical assault cases that are settled out of court including sexual assault. Look it up I can’t tell you everything
As a former black car driver; whenever we didn’t have our private bookings, we used Uber Black to pad out time off the lot with our fleet. When you run Uber on the Black tier, you CHOOSE if you want Black, Select, and/or UberX (regular Uber rides) in your driver preferences. You only pick up “regular Uber” riders if you want to.
Bro just IMAGINE if Adam ever said he doesn't tip on Ubers, what Nick would say lmao
He'd prolly call him a fuckin bug. That shits his pants
Lmao @ ‘Nick would say lmao’
He would literally never let it go like the guitar center story
True and hilarious
@Mr Spitsworth You need to settle down.
Nick sits with his legs crossed in the back of the car
In his car seat
I was trying to visualize what that meant but I couldn’t
Ole Baby Leg Mullens
Who fukin does that tho?
That's autistic
There’s no greater sense of relief than getting into an Uber and seeing a middle eastern guy mumbling into a Bluetooth. Knowing you’ll be left the fuck alone for the duration of your trip
People who leave you alone are the real mvps. The worst is when it's an elderly white guy, you know he's gonna have an unconsentual conversation with you.
@@mrscruffles801 Me realizing ive been conversationally r**ed in every cab or uber ive ever been in lmao
@@pocketgrim4942ive been unconsensually r***d by my gay dad many times
Real socialism is not tipping your Uber to send a message
8:22 "Well I got out of vietnam.. got a bitch pregnant, and the circus was in town.."
_Stav fucking explodes_
What's funny is Adam's "I don't use Uber" comment ended up being an incidental power move as that lady ended up throwing a multi post tantrum about it on twitter
As is to be expected nowadays.
Yeah he knew that would happen that's why he did it
Where can I see the tweets
Adam is really good at hiding his power level.
So we can actually find out who this crazy bitch is ????
Sometimes I get imposter syndrome when I've been doing Lyft/Uber because I'm of Middle Eastern descent but I was born here so I don't have a spicy ethnic accent. It really seems to throw passengers off. Also I'm gay.
Last time i got in an uber the driver was a *trans person* who kept talking to me about magic the gathering
Sadly *they/them* passed too much as a cute girl and as a gay man i had no interest in a sexual encounter with someone so feminine
Damn you were in an Uber with Adam???
This comment is like if you compiled every Cum Town youtube video’s comments section into a single spreadsheet and had a bot pick words from it at random
if a girl is into guy stuff, chances are they're not cis.
That's one funny bot
@@plasmascreens8104hell yea dude, that such a fucking dumb idea.
Somebody should train an AI on Cumtown comment sections and unleash it into the web
They should part time for uber just to guarantee they'll have material forever.
Tom Myersssss...An Uber Driver!
That clown bit is hilarious
You're gay
Had an Uber dude come in and take a shot and hit some weed with us after he dropped us off. Doubt he was done for the night🤣
2:20 is when the podcast almost became Reservoir Dogs...
Wow, I didn't even know this was GTA! I assumed it was something else, due to the lack of crashes, joyriding and general chaos :P
Nick name dropped the daily Shoah was a great peak to Adam’s story
Based
i know a bakery called "the grateful bread" lmfao
The Daily Shoah? You mean the best podcast in the universe? Awesome.
The flying car thing would never happen because most people can't drive normal cars. Can you imagine some bitch crash landing into a crowded area or into a building because they lost control?
I think Nick just confused the uber driver coz most people are too tall to cross their legs in a taxi.
Hes canonically 5'4 and also gay
this actually introduced me to nine inch nails...
Wow. I’m from Little Rock and just heard the words “Little Rock” on this show. Never thought I’d see the day. 501 boiiiiii
I remember it from a HBO documentary about gangbanging
I threw up in a Uber after eating McDonald's
at 2am just fucking yamakhae'd a whole 20 piece chicken mcnugget in his back seat I gave him 3 dollars
I hope life has gotten better
Nothing is funnier than adam trying to tell a story where he looks funny and Nick just trying to do stupid sandwich puns
I've given two different drivers three stars. Both were fucking around with their phones while they're driving
Now THAT is cool!
Who’s the guy that took Stav’s place in the 1st clip?
Brendan wardell or however you spell that shit
@@Meekmillan an actual answer to a question! A TH-cam rarity. Thanks bro
@@dubz636 lmao
@@dubz636lmao now it’s gone. U remember who ?
The Rolling Scones
“…I text Amber sometimes” 😂😂
hell yeah dude
I’m a simple man. I see Tom, I click
Avenged Sevenrolls
Love that nick name dropped TDS
Sick outro song
Nick does not like Adam no way man I think he just doesn't have any other friends 😂😂😂 he does not care what he has to say HAHAHA
I have never tipped an Uber driver in my life.
Adam’s last word was so funny
There’s some company that makes expensive ass bb rail guns. Nick should look into that, threatening Adam with a rail gun loaded with ball bearings would be funny.
Diddy kong with his car seat and sippy cup
We have self driving taxis in california.
Worst prediction ever
Respect
Bread Zepellin
3 years later uber is still a company sadly
Imagine taking an uber lmao thats literally someone you don't knows dirty ass car
Lol idk what kind of ubers you been in but, that hasn't been my experience
The correct answer is Baguettie Van Halen
Hello baby jirl
Mad they never said korn bread
Idk who the other guy is but he’s sounds like Jake Paul lmao
I had a fellow pizza delivery driver come in and say he had to pull over because he heard Candace Owens was going to be on a podcast…. Not currently on, just next…. I don’t understand how some adults act today.
Also I’m gay
Only thing worse than Candace is people who can’t rationally process such a blatant and rarted grift.
Umm that last one was a Lyft story, acrually
Beefy 5 Slayer Burrito
Adam sounds really drunk.
Does anyone here know what the tune is that plays at the end of this video? Thanks in advance and I am gay
Links in the video description!
@@StevenSeagull Thank you. I thought it was Nine Inch Nails because I am from the 90s and suck
Uber waste their money on R&D on futuristic cars.... I drove for uber and was literally making them over $1000 a week... if anything only more....
Super gay and that’s ogay
I’m a small podcast looking for scraps
I only use gayber...cause I'm gay
I prefer Grindr.
2:44 - Adam may be the only jew to not know how businesses work and still talk shit about a company. Which makes him even worse than your average jew.
How do you keep your speed down to cruise around like this? Just drive a shitty car?
Controller
ACBTL
Cumtown isn't funny.
😎
😎
It's not supposed to be funny. It's gay talk radio
Is “ChawPoe” similar to the podcast “chapo traphouse”?
Pumpernickelback
was Adam stoned as fuck telling that story or what
I'm starting a ride share service called Roam Dome. It doesn't cost money but you have to give the driver road head. Tips are optional. Just the tips are encouraged.
Should be a thing. Gonna have to start from grass roots.
Ass roots*
Rules of the road
@@finnanutyo1153 ass gas or grass roots
Hey, if it'll get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth.
It's funny how Adam namedrops Chapo Trap House instead of Cum Town and the woman still got mad at him.
Can you imagine what her reaction to cum town would have been?
Not gonna lie, I really like this GTA driver. Homie drives smooth and chill.
Thanks boss I appreciate that
@@StevenSeagull hey I actually have a question for you. How do you set like a cruise control like that? In order to not go max speed I have to hold down w and let go every couple of seconds, it's very annoying and doesn't give a smooth ride. How do you accelerate like you're not just slamming the gas pedal?
@@Crimeiskoolforkidz Use gamepad
@@Crimeiskoolforkidz controller is the only way because the triggers sense pressure. Keyboard buttons are analog and only have a pressed or not pressed function
@@brianbadonde9251 pretty sure that they use the mouse to aim where they want to go not the keyboard
I give this compilation a five star gayting
Got his ass
What about a brown star sucking?
Gayting is what the rastas call Adam
Hell yeah dude
My favorite thing to do is cuss out my Uber driver until they're about to cry and then get out and leave them a 5 star review
My favorite thing to do is not say anything at all to my Uber driver and give the “great conversationalist” compliment
@@zombiemurderisfun Done that multiple times while high lmao
I'd tell you to go **** yourself and ask you to give me a 1 star rating. Even if you were my dad
@@zombiemurderisfun Holy shit it's the RoachDoggJr
@@zombiemurderisfun what’s your Uber rating I’m gonna start doing that
“Tipping is harmful and exploitative and that’s why I won’t be tipping you”
-the podcasting millionaire
he is right in that people should not be forced to tip so that uber can then pass the buck of whose responsible for the welfare of their employees onto the users of the app, and uber absolutely do know that they can exploit the culture of tipping to get around paying their "employees" properly, by making tipping an excessively frontloaded aspect of their business. uber drivers should be compensated for their living costs fairly by uber in the same way that general motors or whoever pays their employees. however on an individual basis not tipping just means the drivers get less money, unless nick is also handing them out a manifesto about his socialist long game which he thinks will make them feel better despite the lack of a tip
the trotsky trick
@J.bar3.0 this right here, work in the kitchen or dont work in a reasturant as a guy
haha nice!
@@j.bar3.077You’re not gay. You need to step up your homosexuality, bruh.
Also, based on your cute little profile icon it would seem you’re the kind of dude that buys “tactical gear” online 😂
stav loved that black sandwich joke because he loves sandwiches
Got out of Vietnam.
Got a bitch pregnant.
Circus was in town.
Lmaooooo CLASSIC
lol Nick can cross his legs in a car
criss cross apple sauce ass mf
solidarity ✊
Tips shouldn't even exist, it's an excuse to not pay your workers when they can very much do it
Tips should exist, when buying a luxury item and you ask for expert advice while making your decision. You should tip that professional
10000%
@MayorOfMidland. Uber is not a luxury item, it's a glorified taxi
the girls name in the last story was Cenk Uygur
I Googled Sarah Lerner and she looks exactly like you'd expect her to
Mmhmm
Holy shit I just did too. the shnoz on that one
Nick’s right about the tip thing, tipping benefits employers most and tipping is never good enough to supplement a better wage. Also i’m gay.
Such a gay point of view
@@justinw2232 im gay
No, he’s not. Lots of sub-minimum wage employees make great money because of tips. If you’d ever worked in food service you would know that.
@@johnorson6907service workers only like it so they can simultaneously complain about what they get paid and brag about how much they make
This very video won me over, I'm officially a casual fan of the show now.
I love that Adam also told his Lyft story when he was on chapo
it involves them
i WISH i knew that lady's podcast because i feel like i'd know exactly what she sounds like
It’s called Hellbent and her name is Sara Lerner
@@StevenSeagull she also apparently runs that alt history hillary won twitter account
@@hindmunter this was somehow worse than i could have imagined
@@hindmunter lmfao thats so sad dude
Panterabread
God damn they really wont let Adam say shit sometimes
i like the gta driving footage
Demolition man called out facetime in th 90's i wanba see a rich ass taco bell though
I’m Bam Margera and this is pay a black Uber driver to give me a ride up MLK Blvd. while I shout the N-word out the window.
Stop interrupting Adam, it was actually a funny story.
I'm gay and I drive a bus.
there’s a lot of reasons why they lose money, they settle a lot of cases that should be going to trial a lot of people are getting paid to keep their experiences quiet. I read somewhere there’s a lot of physical assault cases that are settled out of court including sexual assault. Look it up I can’t tell you everything
@blahblahblah1312 yeah, tell us here
2:12 He doesn't understand that it was a scam conversation meant to guilt him into tipping big.
Scone Temple Pilots
This was oddly satisfying to watch 🤘
I don’t tip says the guy who makes a living off tips 😂😂
Adam has never tipped anyone in his life.
Every NYC cab driver having the intro of Head Like A Hole playing in their head is such a sleeper joke
As a former black car driver; whenever we didn’t have our private bookings, we used Uber Black to pad out time off the lot with our fleet. When you run Uber on the Black tier, you CHOOSE if you want Black, Select, and/or UberX (regular Uber rides) in your driver preferences. You only pick up “regular Uber” riders if you want to.
Not tipping the uber driver? I didn't know Nick was a black man.
What is with Adam's voice during the Uber lady story? It's very annoying. Why do you need to tell the story with that slow inflection?
Also I'm gay.
Perfect choice of video my friend 👍
make an "Adam talks like an Italian" video
That lady made Chapo sound much cooler than it is.
sweet.
Backstreet bun boys