The inclusion of relevant clips is just above and beyond If they're not paying you, they should be, because videos like this are what keep me paying them monthly I need to hit that tip jar now
I like how lifetime thinks online harassment involves making entire websites about how much you hate your classmate, like it's 1998 and twitter doesn't exist.
It was common for tech savvy people to make their own websites in the 90s early 2000s For literally the most insane things you can imagine. Pre-2014 internet was simply a different place than these kids could ever imagine
It was refreshing for a little while but lately Iv been listening to old episodes and deeply missing Stav absolutely losing it when Nick strikes gold with a character
@@TronVila Stav's laughter was the only "yes and" that Nick needed. Adam is the Bit Killing Bug who can't keep anything funny going to save his life. He shoots down any riff Nick starts on TAFS.
This is my favourite side of Nick. Not the depressed nihilistic terminally ironic shit, but this guy who’s fascinated with middle brow media and can make listening to him talking about it interesting.
Same, honestly. I'm already incessantly ironic and nihilistic in my own life so I just want to see a fellow dead-insider be hilarious about his niche passions for 30 minutes lmao
Also I know, what an original take,but it's stuff like this that makes me miss stavvy. Nick and stav on one is so good. Adam has his moments but his low energy style of back and forth w nick is such a waste
I love how you can basically see the behind the scenes of cyber seduction on screen since they can’t actually pop monocles with actual porn or the main guy jerking off so it’s just an insane guy staying up slamming red bulls and watching fully clothed women. If that happened real life it would be even weirder than if he was just a porn addict
I like how they were trying to bring awareness to porn addiction but instead had him doing something that's 10x weirder. It would genuinely be less uncomfortable if he was just beating off his penis to brazzers.
Listening to Nick dispassionately describing these painfully awful Lifetime movies is perhaps the highest form of art available on the internet in 2023.
It's awesome. As a freelance comic/successful podcaster, Nick can live comfortably while basically having the same lifestyle as an unemployed guy. I'm glad that my close personal friend Nick Mullen can offer such insight from such a position.
Something about this bit that shows Nicks power level is how he knows that every one of these movies are written by strange woman with even stranger (often paranormal or lame thriller) twists like being emailed by a dead gay ghost from 1969.
18:35 Very funny that that line is a Sopranos reference, the actor who plays the old cop dad in the movie played Mickey Palmice on The Sopranos and thats one of his famous lines when he shoots Brendan in the bathtub.
I would love to sit in on the pitch meetings for some of these Lifetime movies. "So it's basically Mean Girls, but also there's a serial killer for some reason and it has nothing to do with the mean girls."
I love nick describing movies in perfect detail and then when being asked anything about it saying "who cares" like he doesn't have it mapped out with pins and string on a cork board.
Its genuinely amazing how well LMN milked woman abusing woman movies with a slight variation on "oh, you bullied me in high school, so now im going to torture you at work" every time
I can't tell if those plotlines appeal to the LMN demo because IRL they used to be the bullies, or because they were the ones who got bullied. Like, are Lifetime moms watching these movies as a vicarious fantasy of getting revenge on the bitches who bullied them in high school? Or are they watching it as a horror movie because they're afraid that the losers they bullied in high school will eventually reappear one day and get revenge on them?
No joke there are some that are worth watching for the laughs! My Daughter Was Stolen is my favorite! Family of Lies is also worth a watch as well as Seduced By My Neighbor.
Lifetime movies are a fascinating glimpse into the mind of bored, paranoid suburban housewives. Their lives are so dull and unfulfilling that they fantasize about horrible shit happening to their family just to break the monotony. It's why Lifetime movies appeal to them so much. Because deep down this is the kind of dark shit that runs through their minds on a regular basis.
"Hi Jack - bye Jack." Haha! It's a nod to Mikey's line on the Sopranos, and at the same time, Mikey's playing the father in law. So stupid, but so good
18:39 I cannot believe the stalker says “Hi Jack, Bye Jack” in a movie ALSO starring the actor who plays Mikey Palmice in Sopranos, who says that exact thing before killing Chris’s friend in S1
I think the old cop in "you can never go home again" is mikey palmice from the Sopranos. EDIT: and theres a line of dialogue where the stalker says "Hi jack, Bye jack!", which is the words that mikey palmice says to brendane filone before he kills him. Weird.
I'm genuinely curious how Clangers wades through the thousands of Lifetime Movies to find the one nick is talking about, source it and edit the pertinent scenes. Very impressive.
Seeing that Clangers uploaded a new video made me more excited than I'd like to admit. Is this really my life? Excited over a video edit for a clip I've already seen? I'm gay
i love how Adam interrupts Nick every 15 seconds to try and guess how he's going to finish his sentence, just to get it completely wrong every single time
The fact too that the husband in "You Can Never Go Home Again" is Omar Gooding needs to be brought up more. Aka Mo from "Smart Guy" and the younger brother of Cuba Gooding Jr.
They're literally doing a bit about nick abusing Adam because they don't want to do the pod anymore and they need content. This strikes me as closer to what their relationship is like, but what do I know I eat pussy like a gay man
As a straight man with a wife who has 30+ years of Lifetime movie experience, I have seen all of these and Nick's insight is spot on. Oh yeah, and I'm gay Edit: thank you so much for putting the apple slice in the end, it was the only part missing
I worked at a group home where the most vicious borderline old lady bullied everyone into keeping the TV on Lifetime movie network. Interesting that Nick shares her tastes
If I didn’t know better I’d say that Lifetime doesn’t pay writers for their tv movie scripts. Rather, I think Lifetime solely exists to make custom films written by insane people who just want their material to be produced. They shovel enough money at the network and whatever’s in the script has to be made no matter what.
I worked on a bunch of these movies. They shoot em in Vancouver, cost 1.5-3M, the execs take all of it and pay us absolute peanuts. They take 15 days to shoot and they hire a washed up movie star to work for 1 day as the judge, or scientist or whatever and put him on the cover. The writing, shooting etc is hilariously awful and it's where creativity goes to die. But the wine and cat lady market demands it so we crank em out
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Nick Mullen: The Year of the Dragon - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL: th-cam.com/video/VBlQBm5pReQ/w-d-xo.html
easily one of the best specials of the last couple years
Tafs shld be the comedians slam site
The fact that you dig up these obscure movies and sync it up to the episode is insane. Clangers is the best
Truly the most hard working
I wanna see a movie about how a guy’s addiction to swimming gets him kicked off the pornography-watching team
The Michael Phelps story
No he's addicted to looking at girls in sweaters while downing energy drinks.
I do miss Nick putting Adam in the cave, or the box for being too lippy.
(Barely audible) _mumbling_ ADAM, SHUT UP! - So anyway,
It’s too bad that’s Ryan lochte’s life and he would never want to bring back those memories
I thought you was joking
Glad to see the Adam Freedman Show Retro Style Retro Podcast Basic Edition finally get some recognition on the Clangers
Is that the podcast or Nick Mullen Presents A Mullen Media Production In Association With Funny Moms International The Adam Friedland Show?
@@eeblihp That would indeed be the one where he produces. Thick clouds, mainly.
The adam friendland show retro premium retro style video premium audio only episode XJ781k patreon edition
TWU
16:35 can you hear Adam ripping that binger?
Those Elf Bars dood.
The inclusion of relevant clips is just above and beyond
If they're not paying you, they should be, because videos like this are what keep me paying them monthly
I need to hit that tip jar now
This is why Clangers is the best clip channel
True craftsmanship
also the inclusion of those low cut dresses amirite fellas?
I got a tip for your jar right here bud *me doing the suck it gesture*
That's Clanger's quality for you.
I like how lifetime thinks online harassment involves making entire websites about how much you hate your classmate, like it's 1998 and twitter doesn't exist.
hey give it a few years and the last part may come true
Blame it on the jewish men on life support.
It was common for tech savvy people to make their own websites in the 90s early 2000s
For literally the most insane things you can imagine. Pre-2014 internet was simply a different place than these kids could ever imagine
@@humphreybumblecuck5151Remember that website that was just a .gif of a pirate saying “Bloooooof”?
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 I miss it man
I can’t tell how funny it is without Stav laughing in the background
same boat
R.I.P cumtown😢💔
It’s even better without Stav the pig
It was refreshing for a little while but lately Iv been listening to old episodes and deeply missing Stav absolutely losing it when Nick strikes gold with a character
@@TronVila Stav's laughter was the only "yes and" that Nick needed. Adam is the Bit Killing Bug who can't keep anything funny going to save his life. He shoots down any riff Nick starts on TAFS.
Honestly nicks autistic memory of the details to these movies is great
I was gonna say the same thing. These dudes have seen a lot of movies
This should be the entire show 😅
Honda odyssey
This could just be the podcast
If this just became a podcast of Nick and Adam reviewing movies I would actually pay for premium.
Nick’s Jewish voice is too funny
The Jewish writer for “Friends” is the best example of this!
Learned from the best 🫂
I thought it was just Adam talking until I looked at the video.
You might be new. That’s my other best friend
Because very accurate
"cheerios commercial daughter" is the funniest string of words ive ever heard
Who thinks like that? It's hilarious.
Porn about wearing sweaters is a concept I’ve been giggling at for a while now.
context: there was like a big controversy years ago when cheerios did a commercial with a mixed race family. source: i'm old
Just says it so casually too lol nick is such a lovable freak
Loved seeing Cuba Greatvalue Jr. fatly running along the day for night trail to save his daughter. Very Seagal
that was the best part of the movie. some normal looking fat dude pulling small town 8.5's for no reason lmfao.
@@bradensmith661 well he is the first alpha male shes seen in a long time.
cuba middling jr
@bradensmith661 It makes sense if that chick is into bbc since he's the only black guy in that town.
@@bradensmith661That normal looking fat guy is a 10/10 by Midwest standards.
Please find a way to get Nick to keep pumping out these reviews of lifetime movies. This is by far my favorite thing ever.
You must be sad and empty, mine too
its classic nick
This is my favourite side of Nick. Not the depressed nihilistic terminally ironic shit, but this guy who’s fascinated with middle brow media and can make listening to him talking about it interesting.
Same, honestly. I'm already incessantly ironic and nihilistic in my own life so I just want to see a fellow dead-insider be hilarious about his niche passions for 30 minutes lmao
Idk, Nick making up fake black characters at a Bernie Sanders rally is pretty funny.
Are you gay?
Too bad Adam is the anti riff
Also I know, what an original take,but it's stuff like this that makes me miss stavvy. Nick and stav on one is so good. Adam has his moments but his low energy style of back and forth w nick is such a waste
"Hi Jack, Bye Jack" and Mikey Palmice?? This was the Sopranos movie we needed all along.
He wants to know if it still itches
Hey Mikey, howsa kid?
Take a midol
We're not shootin' a Lifetime Movie here
Poor old Mikey, suffered from fuck-faceitis.
Clangers back with the Bangers.
Hell yeah dude Clangers with a clutch upload
I was just about to off myself. One more day 🤞
wtf does clutch mean
@@dongiano perfect timing, when needed. Idk man I'm gay
Hell yea dude
The sound of pure joyous laughter from Adam as soon as Nick starts impersonating a Jewish gentleman is something to feel good about
Sounds like kyles cousin Kyle from south park
I love how you can basically see the behind the scenes of cyber seduction on screen since they can’t actually pop monocles with actual porn or the main guy jerking off so it’s just an insane guy staying up slamming red bulls and watching fully clothed women. If that happened real life it would be even weirder than if he was just a porn addict
If I caught my kid doing that I’d be legitimately creeped the fuck out.
@@lindboknifeandtool Lol exactly. I'd take the opportunity to share the good stuff with my son, just like with music
Pretty sure that's how Adam beat off until like 6 years ago
I like how they were trying to bring awareness to porn addiction but instead had him doing something that's 10x weirder. It would genuinely be less uncomfortable if he was just beating off his penis to brazzers.
@@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee I’d introduce my son to goth girl feet and gulch
I love how Nick is intimately conscious & informed about the dumbest shit.
With the yellow legal pad nonetheless
"I probably have fucked up every detail"... lmao he recalled every detailed with 100% accuracy
It's painfully clear that Mikey Palmice had them integrate ''Hi Jack, bye Jack'' into the script
100%
Go take a midol
It's a good line, I watched a older movie I swear it had the "hi jack bye jack" quote but I can't remember the movie.
Hey! How’s the boy ?
"Cheerios commercial daughter" bruh that literally had me like 🤯
Listening to Nick dispassionately describing these painfully awful Lifetime movies is perhaps the highest form of art available on the internet in 2023.
Hahaha seriously. He describes these movies with the monotone deadpan delivery of an actual film critic, which makes it even funnier.
It's awesome. As a freelance comic/successful podcaster, Nick can live comfortably while basically having the same lifestyle as an unemployed guy. I'm glad that my close personal friend Nick Mullen can offer such insight from such a position.
Nick absolutely nailed it, the writer's name for You can never go home again is Goldstein
That doesn't surprise me at all, in fact I assumed that was the case within 5 milliseconds of seeing the couple.
That woman in that vineyard movie, she was in that Steven Seagal film, CODE OF HONOR, as a stripper!
Six degrees of Steven Seagal
22 minute clangers nick movie segment… a blessed day
You know it’s good when the mom looks the same age as the daughter
Agreed. Mommy daughter threesome team up smut is some of the best. 😎👍🏻
That's the most realistic part
I looked it up and the hot blonde mom who looks like a 27 year old is actually 39. I'd be attracted to her but I am, of course, a gay man.
Why would you want to see some old crow
@@bloodwragea perfect insight into the mind of the ‘director’, no doubt.
Something about this bit that shows Nicks power level is how he knows that every one of these movies are written by strange woman with even stranger (often paranormal or lame thriller) twists like being emailed by a dead gay ghost from 1969.
Clangers with the Bangersssss
Leave matty out of this
"'Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life' is one of my favorite movies of all time."
My mom watches Lifetime and Hallmark movies non stop. No wonder she's so insane. Those movies are fever dreams with a budget of a happy meal.
18:35 Very funny that that line is a Sopranos reference, the actor who plays the old cop dad in the movie played Mickey Palmice on The Sopranos and thats one of his famous lines when he shoots Brendan in the bathtub.
Might just be unintentional plagarism lol
Best clips channel by far and its not even close. It must take forever to edit these.
My favourite part of any Clangers video is finding out which clip will be synchronised with the snare hits of "Bro Time" at the end.
The slam site plot ON TOP OF a murder plot made me ugly laugh out loud in public. It’s so ridiculous that it’s impossible to parody.
I would love to sit in on the pitch meetings for some of these Lifetime movies. "So it's basically Mean Girls, but also there's a serial killer for some reason and it has nothing to do with the mean girls."
I love nick describing movies in perfect detail and then when being asked anything about it saying "who cares" like he doesn't have it mapped out with pins and string on a cork board.
Its genuinely amazing how well LMN milked woman abusing woman movies with a slight variation on "oh, you bullied me in high school, so now im going to torture you at work" every time
I can't tell if those plotlines appeal to the LMN demo because IRL they used to be the bullies, or because they were the ones who got bullied. Like, are Lifetime moms watching these movies as a vicarious fantasy of getting revenge on the bitches who bullied them in high school? Or are they watching it as a horror movie because they're afraid that the losers they bullied in high school will eventually reappear one day and get revenge on them?
Lol. True.
If only women developed logic as well as breasts during puberty
I am literally a minute and thirty seconds into this clip and I want to watch some lifetime movies. "The jazz of movie making".
No joke there are some that are worth watching for the laughs! My Daughter Was Stolen is my favorite! Family of Lies is also worth a watch as well as Seduced By My Neighbor.
Lifetime movies are a fascinating glimpse into the mind of bored, paranoid suburban housewives. Their lives are so dull and unfulfilling that they fantasize about horrible shit happening to their family just to break the monotony. It's why Lifetime movies appeal to them so much. Because deep down this is the kind of dark shit that runs through their minds on a regular basis.
14:52 You cannot tell me that that's not just Adam in a wig.
I definitely listened to this the first time thinking it was just a manic riff made up by Nick about his own lifetime movie.
Waking up to 22 minutes of new Clangers content, nice. My autism is satisfied.
“Cheerios commercial daughter” is a master stroke
TAFS finally getting the official Clangers seal of approval.
The guy playing the black father from You Can Never Go Home Again has the acting range of someone posing for a stock footage website.
Absolutely vintage Nick, man this show needed that
Surprised Nick didn't recognize Mikey Palmice is the dad cop
lol they even used the "hi jack, bye jack" line😂
"Hi Jack - bye Jack." Haha! It's a nod to Mikey's line on the Sopranos, and at the same time, Mikey's playing the father in law.
So stupid, but so good
Who would've thought discussing such mediocre content could produce such stellar analysis.
Mediocre content is a compliment to this utter garbage
Some of the funniest podcasts and TH-cam channels are about shitty movies.
Adam’s regular speaking voice is so insanely flamboyant
The coomer movie was hilarious.
Them sears girls gettin spicy with those sweaters
The painting reveal at the end is incredible
His impression of an 87 year-old Jewish man making up the plots to Lifetime movies is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
Clangers is the highest effort clip channel. Keep doing your hard work
The line about getting a search warrant from a judge actually fucking got me good
0:01 I’m sorry, Caca Investments?
Clangers was my gateway to cumtown... It's been a few years and I can't imagine life without it anymore. Always stoked when you upload, #1
As a black man, I’d love to speed through a small town in a Honda Odessey…❤
But would you start an internet startup business with your white BFF?
I would support you and not say the gamer word for weeks after
@@BPchadlite I love you…
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono only if the Mayor is actually a ghost…
funny that the cop father in law character is played by Al Sapienza - Mikey Palmice from Sopranos. cheque's a cheque
They say the brightest stars burn the fastest, but Clangers is still shining oh so bright
Lifetime movies are like 80% exposition.
peak kino
it begins, it is, and it never ends. only the budget runs out and the film ends.
I got legit jumpscared by the lady with the red glasses… that’s Adam Friedland
New clangers video? HELL YEAH. been watching your vids since early 2020 thank you!
Im glad to know that my hero/ best friend Nick shares common knowledge of lifetime movies as my mother
"Hijack bye jack" literally amazing.
I wonder if they found the woods reminiscing on his execution.
Please edit in Stav laughing and saying hell yeah dude to keep the dream alive
The Cop is Mikey from The Sopranos season 1 and the “Hi Jack, Bye Jack.” line gets said in the Lifetime Movie too lol
18:39 I cannot believe the stalker says “Hi Jack, Bye Jack” in a movie ALSO starring the actor who plays Mikey Palmice in Sopranos, who says that exact thing before killing Chris’s friend in S1
little moments like 13:28 are so well edited
I think the old cop in "you can never go home again" is mikey palmice from the Sopranos.
EDIT: and theres a line of dialogue where the stalker says "Hi jack, Bye jack!", which is the words that mikey palmice says to brendane filone before he kills him. Weird.
We are gathered here today to share in yet another Clangers banger. We are gay.
It would have been so funny if there was another scene where the teacher cut and paste her head over the husband’s after making out with the wife.
Damn. The movie was ALMOST perfect
pfp 👌
Always a great day when you post one of these masterpieces
I'd watch a podcast that is just these two watching/talking about lifetime movies
I'm genuinely curious how Clangers wades through the thousands of Lifetime Movies to find the one nick is talking about, source it and edit the pertinent scenes. Very impressive.
I mean Nick literally says the title of one of the movies in this video
Bro the effort that goes into stitching in the movies scenes is so alpreciated
Seeing that Clangers uploaded a new video made me more excited than I'd like to admit. Is this really my life? Excited over a video edit for a clip I've already seen? I'm gay
I love being able to watch/listen to The Adam Friedland Show with the 90% of shit cut out and just get the parts where there’s actual comedy
“Cheerios commercial daughter” god damn it that’s so good.
Guessing it was clangers who got hired by nick and Adam? They mentioned it at some point in the last few weeks
i love how Adam interrupts Nick every 15 seconds to try and guess how he's going to finish his sentence, just to get it completely wrong every single time
The fact too that the husband in "You Can Never Go Home Again" is Omar Gooding needs to be brought up more. Aka Mo from "Smart Guy" and the younger brother of Cuba Gooding Jr.
Wait, that's literally his brother? I thought he was just some fat guy who kinda looks like him LOL
Fuck yes clangers, missed you bro
It’s a rare sight to see these two getting along anymore
They're literally doing a bit about nick abusing Adam because they don't want to do the pod anymore and they need content. This strikes me as closer to what their relationship is like, but what do I know I eat pussy like a gay man
What happened?
"Fiction Science" is the best way to describe lifetime movies because they're like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
This is true to form for Nick and Adam. More like this please.
As a straight man with a wife who has 30+ years of Lifetime movie experience, I have seen all of these and Nick's insight is spot on. Oh yeah, and I'm gay
Edit: thank you so much for putting the apple slice in the end, it was the only part missing
Easily the funniest clip of TAFS ive seen so far, also a bit funnier without Stavs laughs which i never thought id say
10:54 Nick's half asked delivery was literally better acting than the actual clip right afterward lmfao
I worked at a group home where the most vicious borderline old lady bullied everyone into keeping the TV on Lifetime movie network. Interesting that Nick shares her tastes
Genuinely great content.
If I didn’t know better I’d say that Lifetime doesn’t pay writers for their tv movie scripts. Rather, I think Lifetime solely exists to make custom films written by insane people who just want their material to be produced. They shovel enough money at the network and whatever’s in the script has to be made no matter what.
Sounds like Hollywood does that too these days.
Bless whoever takes the time to do these cuts you are all heroes
With these grades and her clean credit, I can get a search warrant right now. She’s TOO perfect.
Is that ex-cop Shooter Magavin?
@@KGVB757 don’t you mess with me boy, my son is having issues staring at women in sweaters on the internet. I’m not having a good day.
17:57 you can see that the actor was really channeling Tom Cruise with his running here
this is a great video thank you for putting this together
Here you go Clangers 👑
This is so hilarious! So excited that I found this.
I worked on a bunch of these movies. They shoot em in Vancouver, cost 1.5-3M, the execs take all of it and pay us absolute peanuts. They take 15 days to shoot and they hire a washed up movie star to work for 1 day as the judge, or scientist or whatever and put him on the cover. The writing, shooting etc is hilariously awful and it's where creativity goes to die. But the wine and cat lady market demands it so we crank em out
Ur doing gods work sir. U just didn’t know that God was an early afternoon pilled out wine mom putting off ordering Uber Eats dinner for the fam. 😇
Amazing
I love the way lifetime movies portray always have “Famous” characters but they never know how to show that so it’s just exposition dumps
So glad to see you continue to make great content, love your videos!
I love when Nick explains movies!!! The absolute funniest shit ever!!