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  • @genericname34
    @genericname34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4840

    “Not Indian but like one of those Indian countries”
    “This Australian businessman...”

    • @GrugBonkers
      @GrugBonkers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Where's the lie?

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@GrugBonkers We're English Southerners not pajeets.

    • @andrewrodden3725
      @andrewrodden3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      It's just a matter of time before we're all Indian

    • @KR-ki9hw
      @KR-ki9hw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewrodden3725 No shit. They reproduce more quickly than the rest of us.

    • @yakhouba9
      @yakhouba9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      India and Australia were once tectonically connected so it makes sense?

  • @harrydelgato3306
    @harrydelgato3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2222

    "she wants to pander to the working class until she has to share a door or whatever." good point.

    • @dillon5155
      @dillon5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      THE WEIGHT OF THEIR TWO BODIES WOULD HAVE SUNK THE DOOR ITS NOT ABOUT LATERAL SPACE.

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dillon there have been several proofs that your claim is not true.

    • @dillon5155
      @dillon5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@hermask815 except it absolutely is true. Even if the door wasnt completely sunk the weight of their two bodies would submerge them in the water enough to make it useless.

    • @caseydopp318
      @caseydopp318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dillon5155 i see what youre sayin yeah. They both woulda fit on the door but if they were both on it theyd be a little submerged in the water. Enough that theyd both freeze faster and die

    • @thomasjones4306
      @thomasjones4306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anybody wants to know, myth busters did an episode on the titanic door.

  • @jman7826
    @jman7826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2837

    I love how when stav hears “Portugal in the 1600s” he pictures cavemen living in mud huts

    • @Daniel__Nobre
      @Daniel__Nobre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I'm actually from Lisbon and laughed so much.. Also the earthquake was in 1755 XD

    • @bigounce4293
      @bigounce4293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That was cool how they showed AC. I remember that city breaking but didn’t know it was Lisbon or even real…

    • @XternalA
      @XternalA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bigounce4293 That game was mad underrated, loved that mission

    • @bobsnow6242
      @bobsnow6242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Breaking news: Former European empire that hasn't been politically or culturally relevant for 250 years insulted by borderline retarded man whose ancestral homeland hasn't been politically or culturally relevant for 2,500 years

    • @dawgpost90
      @dawgpost90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigounce4293 Big ounce the prairie dog?

  • @Danimal613
    @Danimal613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "I inherited my father's $27 fortune".
    LMFAO

  • @1lapmagic
    @1lapmagic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    "This is 1914, so anything less than holding a fucking branding iron to a woman's face, he's not beating her" I loled

    • @halflifeepisode34980
      @halflifeepisode34980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's 1912 as well lmao. Everyone knows the date the Titanic sunk

    • @simon_969
      @simon_969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's burning not beating

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@simon_969 The word was abuse originally.

    • @artyomtimoshenko2610
      @artyomtimoshenko2610 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠​⁠@@halflifeepisode34980”everyone knows the date the Titanic sunk” 🤓

    • @DreapSep200
      @DreapSep200 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@halflifeepisode34980 no, no one cares enough to remember that lmao
      Its not a important historical event

  • @captrodgers4273
    @captrodgers4273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    titanic is about a 90 year old woman who on her deathbed instead of remembering her husband or her kids of the last 70 years...... remembers some homless dude who porked her for a couple days on a cruise liner when she was 20 years old

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy shit
      Disgusting. And amazing.
      Sir there's a huge bitch, about 15 clicks out of here

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Further demonstrating that Rose is just all-around a shitty person

    • @rosebuddelicious8491
      @rosebuddelicious8491 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you will do the same

    • @PickassoEnt
      @PickassoEnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Yeah we All made that joke 20 Years ago when it 1st came out. Pretty sure Every talk show host made that joke. Also that famous viral meme of some1 going into that plotline IN DEPTH of how rose is a Grabage person. Sooo you're Double joke stealing and posting it on a Cumtown Clip channel? WOWW YOURE THE FUCKING MAN.

    • @captrodgers4273
      @captrodgers4273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      @@PickassoEnt OMG! YOUR SO MUCH MORE EDGY AND ON FIRE!

  • @Finkployd751
    @Finkployd751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    America in 100 years:
    “Let’s make the twin towers 2”

    • @Adamsnadler214
      @Adamsnadler214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      You liked the freedom tower so much we built another

    • @mg6945
      @mg6945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Adamsnadler214 Apparently we're building 3 more actually. I just don't know when they're being completed

    • @julianfrederick9082
      @julianfrederick9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was less than 100

    • @lucasimmons075
      @lucasimmons075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Go all in and make the Quad Towers

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mg6945 Apparently the freedom tower was so ridiculously expensive that Port Authority can't afford to keep tunnels and bridges in good condition and pay tolls have skyrocketed as a result. So why the fuck are 3 more being built???

  • @batmanforawhile
    @batmanforawhile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Billy Zane being the good guy of the Titanic is the most sensational take I’ve ever heard.

    • @yakivpopavich
      @yakivpopavich ปีที่แล้ว +102

      He hooks his wife up with lavish jewelry and wines and dines her and she literally cheats on him with some poor Irish immigrant, he is the true victim here.

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@yakivpopavich The lesson is don't be secretly bald.

    • @JoesMusicandMemes
      @JoesMusicandMemes ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Everything would’ve been okay in the end if Kate Winslet listened to her mom and just went with Billy Zane. Can’t believe she was such a harlot to reject him and her mother.

    • @hmorton490
      @hmorton490 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@JoesMusicandMemes”Just go with the guy that slapped the shit out of you” get out of the basement Joe 💀💀🤣 I hope this was a joke which in that case, nvm. If not then 💀💀💀💀

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@hmorton490if women want the vote they have to accept a few slaps too.

  • @pontius428
    @pontius428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    0:40 “some Indian country” *the whitest guy in Australia pops up*

    • @bessias2748
      @bessias2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @KingT_ 02 why?

    • @onlineguy1984
      @onlineguy1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @KingT_ 02 damn dude that's pretty gay

    • @fungusbrain1martin
      @fungusbrain1martin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @KingT_ 02 he's also said he will only pay the workers the money he owes them if they agree to not say anything bad about him or working for him.
      He also has his own shitty right wing political party called Clive Palmers United Australia

    • @joncrosland6403
      @joncrosland6403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @KingT_ 02 what ever happened with that lawsuit anyway? I know he tried for defamation but no idea how it went

    • @timmteller871
      @timmteller871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @KingT_ 02 China still sucks tho. So hes at least right about that.

  • @schnakie5662
    @schnakie5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    The timing with the "Never did he beat her" slap sent me soaring.

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *slaps*
      Nick: Ok look you gotta judge IT based on the times ..

  • @Stonewall29
    @Stonewall29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    “A real man makes his own luck." - Billy Zane the hero in Titanic.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Didn't he blow his brains out after the stock market crashed?

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@notinspectorgadget what a King, fucken losers that ate stale bread out of the trash - hell no, I'm gonna blow my brains out b/c chad...... I'm gay

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My grandpa used to say that. It's true.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, yeah.

  • @CaptainScorchMane
    @CaptainScorchMane ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I can't believe 5 people ignored Stav's immortal advice about this.
    "It must have been so fucking gay to die on the Titanic, dude."

  • @DanE-ew1yt
    @DanE-ew1yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3448

    "Never. Not once." SLAP. LMFAO! You do some fantastic editing, my dude.

    • @ThineLesser
      @ThineLesser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Actually its "Never." *SLAP* "Not once."

    • @gsmurph08
      @gsmurph08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And he got the year wrong. It’s 1912...not 1914

    • @Kracklezz
      @Kracklezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@ThineLesser No, It's not. AKSCHUALLY, it's "Never" SLAP "Never once".
      i love confident corrections that are actually incorrect

    • @ThineLesser
      @ThineLesser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Kracklezz your punctuation is incorrect. It would be "Never," *SLAP* "Never once."

    • @Kracklezz
      @Kracklezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ThineLesser you're* punctuation, idiot gg ur gay

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The mental image of Kathy Bates in full lavish Victorian costume declaring at a dinner party: "I made all my money being a big bitch"

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    How funny will it be when the Titanic II gets captured by Somali pirates? That’s like a 2020 iceberg.

    • @jaxsonaction7921
      @jaxsonaction7921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      A LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! IM THE CAPTAIN NOW!

    • @chipworkhard4777
      @chipworkhard4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ok yeah mhmm I’m seeing this as a Liam Neeson type action revamp of the series. Still tits in it hopefully.

    • @yakhouba9
      @yakhouba9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      icebergs off the Somali coast would be amazing

    • @yakhouba9
      @yakhouba9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Straight White Quail God Rocks

    • @justinferreira5780
      @justinferreira5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We would get a cool movie out of it

  • @utopianbob
    @utopianbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    The edit with Kathy Bates' elbow tapping out morse code slays.

    • @SrAntonio301
      @SrAntonio301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Holy shit that had me dying

  • @TheStempkik
    @TheStempkik ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "That must have been so fucking gay dude to die on the titanic."
    lmfao why is this so funny

  • @onyx8231
    @onyx8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    4:36 "Doesn't he beat Rose?"
    "No! Never!" (*smack) "Not once!"
    🤣

    • @ja3482
      @ja3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      According to our recently passed King, Sir Connery, it's not a beating if the hand is open.
      Billy Zanes hand looked pretty open.

    • @goodnightcharly5135
      @goodnightcharly5135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A slap is not a beating.

    • @bobm9485
      @bobm9485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Never once. It's not not once. I know it's a small thing but the never once makes it hillarious

    • @onyx8231
      @onyx8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobm9485 I know. Lol. I thought is looked redundant as I was typing it even though "Never once" was the actual quote.

  • @PaulHenning84
    @PaulHenning84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "That must have been so gay to die on the Titanic" lmao

  • @freebee8221
    @freebee8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "my heart was pounding the whole time..."
    "and so was jack"

  • @alwindsor7299
    @alwindsor7299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Australia = Sherpa indian

    • @peddlersclan
      @peddlersclan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Im glad Nick was able to awaken me to my deep rooted cultural heritage, i will now say THAT word ;)

  • @The_Jimplication
    @The_Jimplication 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Nick : "No, he doesn't, he never beats Rose."
    Billy Zane: " What do the five fingers say to the face?"

    • @T..C..M
      @T..C..M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *SLAAAP!!!*
      I'm Sir Richard James, Charleton!

    • @nickv1212
      @nickv1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get my wife's name out your fucking mouth?

    • @bmjv77
      @bmjv77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a celebration!!!!

  • @cheekybum1513
    @cheekybum1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Oh my fuckin god, the lisbon part in assassins creed is like if they put 9/11 into the game and you had to escape the tower lmao

    • @Ninjat126
      @Ninjat126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean, we already have Die Hard In A School Shooting, give it a few more years...

    • @bernardoohigginsvevo2974
      @bernardoohigginsvevo2974 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd play that

    • @DesolatedChild018
      @DesolatedChild018 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Remember that late 2000s romantic movie that was just a run of the mill melodrama, but at the end there was a reveal that the guy worked at the WTC and there was a zoom out of him looking through the window in the early morning of 9/11. And that comes out of the blue, no foreshadowing, nothing.
      That was hilarious, it feels like a Nick punchline but Hollywood actually did it. It was a Rob Pattinson movie, fuck me if I will remember the name, but it’s very funny.

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Bunch of shitty huts"

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DesolatedChild018Remember Me

  • @bobjenkins4925
    @bobjenkins4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Leo is for boys... Billy Zane is for MEN.

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Theres a party in your mouth.

    • @Maitreya06
      @Maitreya06 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If i remember correctly his character does die by suicide, so statistically...

  • @mattboggs6304
    @mattboggs6304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2155

    How suicidal do you have to be, to ride on a ship named "Titanic II", that also has "Made in China" stamped on it somewhere?

    • @Corporatist
      @Corporatist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      They refer to as a "replica" too. Replicas usually don't have the same functional attributes of whatever they mimic.

    • @CashanovaXTREME
      @CashanovaXTREME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m looking forward to the second tragedy tbh. History repeats itself

    • @tomservo9254
      @tomservo9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Corona (China) slaughtered the cruise industry anyway lol

    • @dominicviner6619
      @dominicviner6619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You gotta realize that nowadays the regulations are all the same and very safe to build that size of ship
      Back in 1912 they thought having it made out of iron would be too strong to break. And having it reinforced. Which was a new concept. Than having doors that block off water if there is a whole.
      The cold water and the impact is what caused the break. They disnt see it coming
      Now its 2020 and a ship that big doesn't sick to design flaws.
      Not to mention the crew took the ship in an area they weren't suppose too

    • @tomservo9254
      @tomservo9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dominicviner6619
      "Not to mention the crew took the ship in an area they weren't suppose too"
      Costa Concordia: Take the wheel

  • @nihilisticprocrastinator4830
    @nihilisticprocrastinator4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    The real tragedy of the Titanic is that for all of the wretched poor souls who suffered through that event, we only see one of them pop their tits out.

  • @pedroblake5576
    @pedroblake5576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Titanic is absolutely hilarious. The Role Billy Zane plays is one of the funniest roles of all time.

    • @Stonewall29
      @Stonewall29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      A real man makes his own luck." - Billy Zane “Titanic."

    • @IgnatiusCheese
      @IgnatiusCheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legend

  • @Stonewall29
    @Stonewall29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    “You should listen to your friend Billy Zane, he’s a cool dude”

    • @jdgustofwinddance.7748
      @jdgustofwinddance.7748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Put a cork in it, Zane.

    • @Darthjardius
      @Darthjardius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "What is this...a center for ants?!"

    • @eisenhorn5494
      @eisenhorn5494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Merman!

    • @JohnnyTightIips
      @JohnnyTightIips 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "You think you're too cool for school, but I got a newsflash for you Walter Chronkite.................you aren't 💋. "

  • @phelanjones
    @phelanjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    The editing had me rolling from the part where Pete Wentz slapped Rose to the Morse code part. Good one Clangers

    • @dothesick
      @dothesick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Pete Wentz lmao

    • @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517
      @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Holy shit it does look like him

    • @mitchc8721
      @mitchc8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nope. Never hit her. Not once
      *specific movie clip
      *slap !

    • @phelanjones
      @phelanjones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mitchc8721 the timing was too good

    • @phelanjones
      @phelanjones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dothesick Dance dance dude

  • @guyb6665
    @guyb6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I like how they don't even laugh when the guy says he would pop his Mum's VHS of Titanic in, and pop one off. They all just make agreeable noises

    • @somethingsomethingusername802
      @somethingsomethingusername802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I think you mean *the gay, not "the guy".
      That's Adam after all

    • @crispyjuice2110
      @crispyjuice2110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Its something we all can relate to. What guy who grew up in the 90s- early 2000s hasnt done this exact same thing?

    • @RoyArrowood
      @RoyArrowood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My parents had a copy of Bitter Moon so I was a lucky young lad

    • @rohunsaigal2576
      @rohunsaigal2576 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacking off to Rose's titties on the TItanic VHS is a formative memory for most boys born from 1985 to 1990

    • @myfaveyoutube
      @myfaveyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The guy

  • @Necron1999
    @Necron1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Lol, rebuilding the Titanic.
    There’s tempting fate and then there’s flat out spitting in God’s eye.

  • @Turtleproof
    @Turtleproof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    95 year old crone: "It was upon that moment I expressed unto him, 'Shoot yer goo, my dude.' "

  • @justinferreira5780
    @justinferreira5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Should I Get a wig, new teeth, liposuction" yes Stav you should get all of those.

    • @onkkell
      @onkkell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and then he should play The Phantom

    • @JohnDoe-ix6my
      @JohnDoe-ix6my 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "is that Billy Zane"

  • @XandraMeltphace
    @XandraMeltphace ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “The poor guy gets to fuck the rich woman” is such a concise description of the entire movie

  • @captainhowdy866
    @captainhowdy866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    I'm fresh out of a breakup, like 36 hours fresh, and I'm heartbroken. I thought I'd never smile or laugh again, but the Kathy
    Bates morse code made me laugh so goddamn hard and I feel a little better now. I fucking love Cum Town. Thanks ClangersTV, preesh.

    • @peddlersclan
      @peddlersclan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How you going man?

    • @themelonn6313
      @themelonn6313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sorry to hear that brother. Hope you feel better.

    • @stevus23
      @stevus23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a bit late but hope you're doing better my guy

    • @peddlersclan
      @peddlersclan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey man, checkin in, how you doin? I got kicked out last week and I'm homeless now couch surfin so I hope you've absorbed my good karma or some shit idk how it works I'm gay, but yeah how you been?

    • @stevus23
      @stevus23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@peddlersclan hey fellow gay not to make it about me but I was in the same boat After being kicked out. Just started getting my shit together man if that helps. As cliche as it sounds so keep going.

  • @iain2080
    @iain2080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    I love how Nick found the idea so stupid he thought, "must be Indians" lmao

  • @sjtv6565
    @sjtv6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I can't believe Nick didn't say anything about the fact that Adam of all people brought up the sinking of the Lusitania

    • @Stonemask5
      @Stonemask5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Another classic tidbit of high school history from Adam

    • @_zachmcall
      @_zachmcall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      which had about 400 less casualties than the titanic....

    • @bahshas
      @bahshas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Lusitania eh? I know about another ship that sunk much more recently, the USS Freedom or something like that. Ever heard about that one?

    • @foof811
      @foof811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      surprised he didn't mention the USS Liberty

    • @Nick_J_
      @Nick_J_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He doesn’t know enough about history to make that connection

  • @thecajunspoon2855
    @thecajunspoon2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The titanic was engulfed into a cold water phenomenon where the air around the ship changed and askewed the horizon as it entered the Labrador current. This is why they didn't see the burg until the last minute and why several passengers said the stars looked bigger than normal that night. This cold water mirage also affected the potential rescue ship Californian that was within 10 miles from seeing they were sinking. The tragedy marked a major turning point in maritime safety with more lifeboats required and 24 hour radio vigil where someone is listening for distress calls non stop.

    • @vtaycur
      @vtaycur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sounds pretty gay to me

    • @CALKULTIK
      @CALKULTIK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vtaycur jonathan lmfao

    • @kendob9642
      @kendob9642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The titanic was sank on purpose in order to kill j p Morgan. He was one of the richest men in the world and fervently opposed implementation of the federal reserve in America
      Shortly after he was murdered on the titanic, the federal reserve took hold.

    • @vtaycur
      @vtaycur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kendob9642 JP was killed on the Titanic? I thought he died in Italy! I'm not sure which is gayer tbh

    • @randommodnar7141
      @randommodnar7141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kendob9642 schizo posting

  • @ClibanariusJJ
    @ClibanariusJJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I always laugh when Nick talked about his ($600? $700? Something like that) Gran Turismo wheel, which will quickly become a Gran Torino wheel once he starts losing.

  • @Novous
    @Novous ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Not even god could sink this ship"
    "Who said that?"
    "Adam, Adam Foreshadow."

  • @GothBootsyCollins
    @GothBootsyCollins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    When Nick said "Lisbon" I thought about running through the earthquake in AC:Rogue and then there it is at 10:54. Incredible editing dude

    • @Ninjat126
      @Ninjat126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Every day we get closer and closer to Disney's Twin Towers musical

  • @awfullife2407
    @awfullife2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    a little Titanic fact of my own from Wikipedia list of movie accidents: 'On the final night of shooting in Nova Scotia, 80 cast and crew members were hospitalized after pranksters spiked the clam chowder at the catering area with PCP'

  • @hithere4719
    @hithere4719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    It’s funny to imagine that inside Nick’s mind, all Morse code sounds like the intro to YYZ.

    • @ebinecksdee9872
      @ebinecksdee9872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      His mind is full of racist accents, pre-2000 movies, and instructions on how to build every lego set.

    • @declanrex9435
      @declanrex9435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ebinecksdee9872 lol

  • @cainogang2353
    @cainogang2353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    This is why the Chinese polutes so much, they're tryna melt the all the ice caps for Titanic 2.

    • @YourPalHDee
      @YourPalHDee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The ice caps are an unnatural occurrence caused by the ice age, which was brought about by the meteorite collision that wiped out the dinosaurs. So hopefully they melt pretty soon, then we will get rain over the deserts and start getting plant life all over. Plus I'm gay.

    • @CoKane621
      @CoKane621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@YourPalHDee human life beggined in that time, we are adapted for This tipe of climate, and so are the rest of all natural life now on earth, changing that drasticly, would kill most, and hinde If not kill humanity, we are made for that hot climate, and Also, big insects....

    • @CoKane621
      @CoKane621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YourPalHDee even If they are unatural, so are we. we are natural to the climate they provided

    • @YourPalHDee
      @YourPalHDee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CoKane621 why do we have no fur?

    • @CoKane621
      @CoKane621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@YourPalHDee deadass, we used to have fur, we are primates.
      Look at you arm, there are some small hair there, that once was the fur we had, but since we started using clothing, slowly over time It got smaller
      And now its Just there doing nothing

  • @TheAnthonywhoisme
    @TheAnthonywhoisme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The quality of these videos are just getting better and better. Keep it up, dude!

  • @PaulieWalnuts1776
    @PaulieWalnuts1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Referring to Billy Zane as F Murray Abraham is so underrated😂

  • @tintomara6209
    @tintomara6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Most of the film's special effects budget went on Billy Zane's 'hair.'

  • @Dingleberrycrunch36
    @Dingleberrycrunch36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Holy shit that slap has me dying. Your edits make this hilarious show even funnier. Bless you

  • @JohnVC
    @JohnVC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    We all know the real heroes in this movie are the guys playing in the band while the ship is sinking and people are losing their shit. Ballers.

    • @rup54
      @rup54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and the guys who stayed in the engine room and kept the electricity on.

  • @sethskullsberg7787
    @sethskullsberg7787 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I heard Seth McFarlanes grandpa had a ticket to go on the Titanic but missed it because he slept in.

  • @MalcolmSexyman
    @MalcolmSexyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Its amazing that these guys so know so much about movies and film history and they still have the sense of humor of children.

    • @viralchallengeselfie
      @viralchallengeselfie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s refreshingly juvenile with how serious everyone takes themselves these days

  • @SuperMoshady
    @SuperMoshady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "He doesn't beat Rose once"
    *SLAP* 🤣

  • @rob3106
    @rob3106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Never
    *smack*
    Never once.
    Whoever makes these clips really make the bits even funnier than the podcast. Excellent work.

    • @zachhoward9099
      @zachhoward9099 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally came across this comment just as he slapped her🤣

  • @patrickmurphy7721
    @patrickmurphy7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The editing on this with Bates was just too damn good.

  • @succiboi4045
    @succiboi4045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Australia and Chinese... so just Chinese then.

  • @Georgebush11
    @Georgebush11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Really appreciate the effort in this one, Clangers. Great job man. Please keep doing these.

  • @Wellcraines
    @Wellcraines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    4:46 lol fantastic editing

  • @misterbooth5420
    @misterbooth5420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The Cathy Bates/morse code had me doing that high-pitched laugh that blokes aren't supposed to do in public. Very well done boys

  • @llJiggyFlyll
    @llJiggyFlyll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Most surprising part of the earthquake segue was that they all immediately knew Lisbon was in Portugal

    • @hazy33
      @hazy33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BUT they thought it was just huts, when infact Portugal and Spain were the equivalent of superpowers back then.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hazy33 yeah I love how one of them said "shitty huts". It's funny considering Portugal was probably one of the richest nations at the time.
      Fun fact (from what I know). That earthquake destroying Lissabon pretty much ended Portugal's golden age.

    • @EVO6-
      @EVO6- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hazy33 can only expect so much from Americans

    • @hazy33
      @hazy33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EVO6- they do seem to revel in their ignorance.

    • @LinusBitchTits
      @LinusBitchTits ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hazy33the guy who said it is Greek.

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Dying on the Titanic must have been gay"
    - Stavros

  • @n.kelati
    @n.kelati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    toothless' laugh is so irritating but i can't live without it

  • @aidanpeterbio
    @aidanpeterbio ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "He doesn't beat Rose, never!"
    SLAP
    "Never once"

  • @tommygunmitvierm724
    @tommygunmitvierm724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "I am glad it sank" at 12:30 how did nobody react to that jesus

    • @sjtv6565
      @sjtv6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And then he references the sinking of the Lusitania like nobody would notice.

    • @mb3558
      @mb3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sjtv6565 The MV Wilhelm Gustloff suffered more casualties combined than the Titanic and Lusitania.

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      well, like Stav and Nick said, it was just a whole bunch of rich people that died, so it doesnt even matter 🙄

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Kathy Bates' character made all her money being the world's first Roseanne

  • @robertbuxton3018
    @robertbuxton3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The Cathy Bates edit....my goodness.

    • @thepowerofIandI
      @thepowerofIandI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutely dying

    • @sakkasufle6326
      @sakkasufle6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That whole bit left me gasping for air. Funniest shit ever.

  • @demitriuscovington370
    @demitriuscovington370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “God himself could not sink this ship!”
    God: “And I took that personally.”

  • @rezayo3145
    @rezayo3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "we have to make another titanic" - indian guy

  • @jessejames1405
    @jessejames1405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The share the door bit killed me😂😂☠️

  • @cyka_delik9537
    @cyka_delik9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    For someone who hates the Titanic he sure remembers a lot of the scenes pretty vividly.

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gonna sound stupid but I forgot just how long Titanic really is. Like you forget how much time there is to fill with a 3 hour narrative. Was rewatching it about a year or two ago and that whole opening frame narrative with Bill Paxton and the crew goes on for about 20-25 minutes I swear. Like most films thirty minutes in, you’re through the first act and all the exposition. Titanic? You’re just about to meet the actual main characters, and they aren’t even on board yet

  • @Dreadmantisthe2nd
    @Dreadmantisthe2nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the assassins creed gameplay at around 11 minutes had me rolling

  • @martinwilde2578
    @martinwilde2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    9:20 The old couple is supposed to be US congressman Isidor Straus and his wife Ida. Straus was offered a seat on a lifeboat several times but instead chose to die with his wife. There is a deleted scene depicting the exchange, but for whatever reason it was cut out.

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I saw this as a kid I was the only one who started laughing when the guy fell and bounced off the propeller.
    Edit: In theaters.

  • @Eddiespice509
    @Eddiespice509 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I will die from pure joy thanks to these dudes

  • @bobjohnson7148
    @bobjohnson7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Billy Zane playing the villain of the first Kingdom Hearts game is preety understandable now. The villain is just a Greek guy.
    -Dark/tanned skin
    -Hangs out on an island
    -Philosopher
    -Wants to be inside children's bodies

  • @wikiwikiwa
    @wikiwikiwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kathy Bates flopping her arm along with the Morse code was a great edit.

  • @macnsteez3938
    @macnsteez3938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hearing Mullen refer to my country as “one of those Indian countries” straight off the bat had me fuckin rolling 😂

    • @tendies9248
      @tendies9248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam mckenzie
      Do you work in tech support?

  • @matthues6188
    @matthues6188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the video editing shows everything they are talking about perfectly.

  • @VividFilmProductions
    @VividFilmProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Kate winslets plump body was 🔥

  • @CharlieGeorge_
    @CharlieGeorge_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Why do I get the feeling that Adam's "friends' were behind this tragedy somehow.

  • @mrmagoo8956
    @mrmagoo8956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:48 the Morse code killed me... brilliant editing

  • @ligmapolzky1143
    @ligmapolzky1143 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Morse code graphics 😂😂 @9:00
    Perfect

  • @tigerjohns0n
    @tigerjohns0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Non stop brilliance from this channel. I commend your work. It would be amazing if you did a video for every time they bring up the movie Blank Check, bc they do it a lot seemingly without realizing it and it’s always hilarious.

    • @ClangersTV
      @ClangersTV  4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha I actually have a couple of the times when they referenced Blank Check written down. Not sure if it’s enough for a video but, maybe

  • @BigBoss1292
    @BigBoss1292 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Id pop one in and then pop one off”
    -Every single boy who saw the movie

  • @jamesdagmond
    @jamesdagmond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Chinese absolutely love making replicas of things lol

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The fact that they go back and forth about which Indian country it’s from and then they show a Chinese woman is the funniest shit ever.

  • @rodneydongerfield5378
    @rodneydongerfield5378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:46 Lmao

  • @maccaronich
    @maccaronich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Clive Palmer is basically Australian Donald Trump

    • @connormcclenny9681
      @connormcclenny9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was legally re-elected president in 2020, too?

    • @OfficialCharles
      @OfficialCharles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@connormcclenny9681 No?

    • @mb3558
      @mb3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clive Palmer is a total bogan shill and crook. Couldn't win an election seat no matter how much money he threw at it. Put heaps of people out of work through his failed nickel refinery and denied compensation. Total crook scumbag!

  • @HamboneSmithers
    @HamboneSmithers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Nick - “Never, not once”
    Cal Hockley - “Aight bet”

  • @redeyetrey4763
    @redeyetrey4763 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Who’s here after the submarine accident?

  • @calimarine92
    @calimarine92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Hey we’re making a movie about a huge historical tragedy with 1000’s of heartbreaking true stories. Let’s create some fictional people have the dumbest, most cliche love story ever.”

  • @haz4dc394
    @haz4dc394 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:29 Adam: “I’m glad it sank” lol

  • @oldbuddyolpal9859
    @oldbuddyolpal9859 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Here because of the Titan submarine loss to relive this tragedy

  • @Takaichi666-
    @Takaichi666- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That just have bein so gay to die on the titanic cruise” 😂😂😂😂 made me laugh harder then it should have

  • @bozotheclown1142
    @bozotheclown1142 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    *Indian accent* We have to visit the Titanic wreck

  • @MrSamsoniter
    @MrSamsoniter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Schindler’s List comment flew under the radar. 10/10

  • @GeloKuhsang
    @GeloKuhsang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lost it at Stav in a wig LMAO

  • @hankmoody5514
    @hankmoody5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:19 LMFAO hahahaa

  • @BB-ks6bk
    @BB-ks6bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nick: “never, not once”
    Also Nick: “ slap! Suhlap!!”

  • @artifica0
    @artifica0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i'm glad it sank - Adam