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  • @Minskeeeee
    @Minskeeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    nick's subtle desire to be Chinese is the best through line of the show

    • @postychan8466
      @postychan8466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      "How bout I do whatever the fuck I want". Tapes eyelids

    • @rohanboisvert6562
      @rohanboisvert6562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Him only being 5'1" is better.

    • @nsh1980
      @nsh1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Excellent observation, but are you gay? Also I’m gay

    • @Minskeeeee
      @Minskeeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@nsh1980 I called my doctor, he says I am, in fact, gay!

    • @grassbackyard3825
      @grassbackyard3825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Nick wants to be Chinese, Stav wants to be better looking, and Adam wants to be black.

  • @Dwayne9
    @Dwayne9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Worked at amazon twice. Its a warehouse job....so it sucked. Every warehouse job sucks. The amazon work conditions thing gets sensationalized because of how big the company is and the fact that they will literally hire anybody. They also don't want you to work there very long, so the expectations are just high enough to push you out the door eventually but the pay is just high enough to bring new suckers in. Its a cool job for 18 bucks an hour for a kid with no work experience to do for a summer. But that's about it. Oh and also they make you sign a legal document stating you're gay before you can actually take the gig.

    • @yesman6097
      @yesman6097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yea I worked a bunch of manual labor jobs in the south and it was actually one of the easiest I’ve had. The only problem is the overtime during peak tbh. It’s a decent job to get in shape. They have the best and brightest working overtime thinking up ways to make the job so easy a monkey could do it. Honestly a good gig if they didn’t like to randomly fire you at the first sign of not needing so many workers.

    • @All-due-respect-I-disagree
      @All-due-respect-I-disagree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Obvious Amazon plant

    • @ByeBaybe
      @ByeBaybe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the majority of warehouse jobs are an in & out situation. i was a full time employee at one, and i was so tired of teaching new people (basically temps) how to do their tasks. and, i'll never forget how the supplies we needed would ALWAYS run out. warehouse jobs are trash, and no one should hope to have a future working for one.

    • @01107345
      @01107345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@All-due-respect-I-disagree not sure if you're joking, but I doubt that's the case

    • @fartpimpson3843
      @fartpimpson3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@01107345 bet your name isn't even 'Joel', fed

  • @OneBunnyOwsla
    @OneBunnyOwsla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    8:52
    Nick: "...exploitation..."
    Adam: *busts*

    • @josephgilboy6259
      @josephgilboy6259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The bust of an angel

    • @monehget
      @monehget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It sounds like he let's a little air out while it's entering him right between Nick saying that and Adam having his spot hit.

  • @Codystandupyes
    @Codystandupyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    As someone who was an Amazon delivery driver for an impressive 2 days, I can concur that, yes, we were not allowed to piss during our shifts, that you most likely won't receive any type of disability if mauled by a dog while on shift, and that you'll need to disregard every safety rule you were taught in training if you want to be able to deliver 250+ packages during your shift.
    PS I was fired for being straight.

    • @ur_new_stepdad
      @ur_new_stepdad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Awww hell no
      Stop being straight

    • @joshuawall2590
      @joshuawall2590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sounds like working at amazon is the straightest job in the world.

    • @pussypasta64
      @pussypasta64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      can confirm, you have one small window to piss while you're loading up your van and don't get another til your 30 min lunch break. Sliced my ankle and hands several times, they penalize you if you go in reverse (the phone they give you is tracking everything) and there's no accountability with whether a delivery was successful. I did it for 3 months, and by the the end of it was chucking people's packages into their yards when they wouldn't answer AND YET, the thing that got me fired was I couldn't pass a drug test for weed lol

    • @christianeriksen7907
      @christianeriksen7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pussypasta64 you're not allowed to reverse? Why?

    • @pussypasta64
      @pussypasta64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@christianeriksen7907 i think it's because reversing in one of their huge vans is kinda tricky and they wanted to reduce the chance of people getting into accidents EVENTHO they all came with cameras. tbf, these things came back scratched and busted all the time (tree branches especially did a number on them) so I kinda get it but it was just annoying how they'd read off how many times you went in reverse the next day, that you accelerated too fast or turned too fast or hit the brakes too fast. do it too many times and theyd fire you, but as far as whether a package got delivered they never said a word.

  • @rainbowGZUS7
    @rainbowGZUS7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Worked at a factory and the pallets of stuff that came from China all had bare foot prints in the dust like they had to be 85 lbs to not bust through it walking on top of a box of coffee

    • @merciless972
      @merciless972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Seems like the average weight for child labor

    • @poinendev2932
      @poinendev2932 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      We used to find notes in chinese that our managers took and shredded. Found a couple of newspaper clippings just before covid started that, in retrospect, were probably a warning. Makeshift shivs, bloody rags, weird bugs. A cool tape cutter that I still use. Shit was wild yo.

    • @VincentAmbrosioSalad
      @VincentAmbrosioSalad ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Irrelevant because I’m late. Worked at a warehouse we’d get intermodal containers full of boxes from china. Found a half box of Chinese cigs, dead cat, I broken razor blade with tape and cloth at the end of lot of money and IDs get lost on those things

    • @TheSH1N1GAM1
      @TheSH1N1GAM1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@VincentAmbrosioSaladNot irrelevant. Perhaps gay like the rest of us though.

    • @natedoherty3462
      @natedoherty3462 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just common sense. Never trust human ideas. On either side, Amazon is productive and a force for good and Amazon is suffering and slavery for others in different countries. DUH!!!!!!

  • @RoosterCogburnPhD
    @RoosterCogburnPhD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Of course Stav would cramp the muscle named after pork

    • @sperglingrush4278
      @sperglingrush4278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What does it mean if my taint muscle cramps when I bust?

    • @kilpatrickkirksimmons5016
      @kilpatrickkirksimmons5016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@sperglingrush4278 It means your boyfriend's a keeper.

  • @lbnFadl
    @lbnFadl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Thank you so much for making these man. It's so good to have these videos of given topics spanning different episodes across time

  • @crawlzzz
    @crawlzzz ปีที่แล้ว +136

    We all know why Adam knows a lot about businesses and finance

  • @raulduke3237
    @raulduke3237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    In 8th grade, a girl said "i bought this book on amazon, its an online bookstore"
    I said "That's gay"

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That response holds up to the test of time

    • @HC-qc5rp
      @HC-qc5rp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dudes rock

  • @namelesswalaby
    @namelesswalaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Amazon more like Amigay

    • @AlfredoSauce1031
      @AlfredoSauce1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hell yeah dude!

    • @Nobodyyoucarabout
      @Nobodyyoucarabout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i am

    • @KrisKringlez
      @KrisKringlez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amadong

    • @Mike-zd8wq
      @Mike-zd8wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instead of the Amazon smile logo the Amigay logo will be a wink.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like AMA(zing gay)ZON(e)

  • @jamesembrey3100
    @jamesembrey3100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Ah yes, Amazon hypocrites
    When your “moral convictions” can be defeated by a Star Wars mug

    • @Vincentl2189
      @Vincentl2189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Shut up, you're right.

    • @deathrides4756
      @deathrides4756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Vincentl2189 and gay

    • @ryaj5269
      @ryaj5269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is so true

    • @dolphdangles1322
      @dolphdangles1322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You can’t ever call them out on it either because then you unlocked a long winded explanation that moves the goalposts anyway. Sums up like “you can benefit from a system while not supporting it, you use rOaDs” even tho I asked what was necessary about owning all Mac products and drinking Starbucks everyday.

    • @im_Polyhedrons
      @im_Polyhedrons ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the $4 "force awakens" mugs no one wanted, made me a believer.

  • @kittentothefaceinc
    @kittentothefaceinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Loving the deadbolt gameplay, banger game

  • @sigep145
    @sigep145 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When I went to college, there wasn't a way to cite a website in a bibliography because no professor allowed us to use anything on the internet as a source. (Yeah, I'm old as balls.) If you ordered something online but it only had a website & wasn't in a store, you would worry until it was delivered & no one stole your credit card info because it seemed shady as shit & likely was. Now, if you find a business but they don't have a website you wonder what they're trying to hide. The internet in the late 90s was just a completely different beast. You had people predicting it was just a phase & wouldn't be as big in the next decade. Plenty of people had no clue just how useful it could be.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Those people who were too stupid to understand the significance of the internet are the same people saying crypto is stupid, but also saying vaccine passports wouldn't be bad and they have no issue surrendering cash. Some people just have zero imagination and zero initiative.

    • @antonioreconquistador
      @antonioreconquistador 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Both of those are fair concerns lol, for a typed paper, there was no way the professor would look up your source. +its called a bibliography, not a pdf typography. Ordering something online still saves the credit card and location information which is constantly breached or pajeeted out of people.

  • @austynzelinski4787
    @austynzelinski4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Hell yeah dude

  • @yannilibbes8219
    @yannilibbes8219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:06 "is that when you needed a college email to get one" asks man about to mention how he also needed a college email to get an account

  • @travus111
    @travus111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I haven't ordered anything from amazon in years
    My boyfriend does the ordering for me now

    • @fr-nz7ij
      @fr-nz7ij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You must give good dome

    • @nsh1980
      @nsh1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@fr-nz7ij I’m sorry please format your response properly by writing that you are gay at the end. Thank you. Also I’m gay

    • @iusegentoobtw
      @iusegentoobtw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whats his name

    • @travus111
      @travus111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iusegentoobtw you wouldn't know him, he lives in Canada

    • @fartpimpson3843
      @fartpimpson3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. My husband's boyfriend makes all of our purchase choices

  • @mikepence1933
    @mikepence1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    damn you're way better at deadbolt than me
    no homo

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats gay

    • @fartpimpson3843
      @fartpimpson3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mike Pence confirmed straight. We hate to see it

    • @astashasta1
      @astashasta1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      god tier profile picture where did you find it😂

    • @mikepence1933
      @mikepence1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@astashasta1 /tg/ I think

    • @kirsty_yamaha
      @kirsty_yamaha 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikepence1933 one of the last good boards, o7

  • @LeoSkyro
    @LeoSkyro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Bitcoin is mostly propped up by retail investors"
    Meanwhile like 12 whales own 90% of all the coins.... maybe this is also why he lost a year's salary in the span of weeks gambling on coins

    • @NewAccount-t5z
      @NewAccount-t5z 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like to call them pee tail inbustors

    • @dancollins2568
      @dancollins2568 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      At this point it's been solidified as an asset class

  • @johnadams5492
    @johnadams5492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This shit is too funny. ”man your body sucks”

  • @lbnFadl
    @lbnFadl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Surprised Adam and Stav had never heard of Kim Dotcom. He's the Mega Upload (now Mega) guy. Also, funnily, he changed his name to that AFTER the bubble burst lmfao

    • @postychan8466
      @postychan8466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure he's been brought up before by Adam. Don't @ me, deadass

    • @lbnFadl
      @lbnFadl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@postychan8466 I WILL @ you.... but not to argue, to say wow nice subs. Keith Woods, Lil Incognito and TMBS. Didn't think there were many who watched such a range of stuff

    • @postychan8466
      @postychan8466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      based *boop* alert

    • @postychan8466
      @postychan8466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually I have no idea why I'm subscribed to Michael Brooks. I'm definitely just a Nazi

    • @anduin1
      @anduin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That dude was hilarious. I loved when he would post photos of him on a yacht with a bunch of whores and fat women would try to insult him.
      The damn entertainment lobby wanted the US military to go and arrest him because so many people were hosting full movies and tv on his website and generally pirating through it.

  • @gomebome
    @gomebome หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    11:26 please post a woman's voice jumpscare warning next time thank you

  • @jf8465
    @jf8465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Whoever that broad was she reallllyy contributed to the podcast, almost as much as adam.

    • @eduardosuarez2414
      @eduardosuarez2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They're calling it the worst voice... of all time.

    • @weepinggiraffe
      @weepinggiraffe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nails on chalkboard

    • @GARGANTUANMASKEDFISH
      @GARGANTUANMASKEDFISH หลายเดือนก่อน

      Women are genuinely fucking vile. I go into convulsions whenever they start talking.

  • @RwandaBob
    @RwandaBob 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    13:30 a true woman moment
    making a joke and no one laughs or notices

  • @tophatghost8378
    @tophatghost8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:53 ????

  • @gloobark
    @gloobark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:53 Adam what the fuck was that

  • @somethingelse4424
    @somethingelse4424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is this "home invasion simulator"? You just methodically stab members of a family 40 times each until you eventually have to fight the dad who has a gun.

  • @BonIvermectin
    @BonIvermectin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Amazon? More like AMansDong

  • @ricksmith9256
    @ricksmith9256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Needs that comic where the peasant says, "we should improve society somewhat" and then the little guy with the s#1t eating grin pops out of the well to say, "AND YET YOU PARTICIPATE IN SOCIETY. HOW CURIOUS. I AM VERY INTELLIGENT."

  • @superchroma
    @superchroma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hell yeah, deadbolt rocks. Good soundtrack too.

    • @jedaaa
      @jedaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you play it on a phone?

  • @WhayYay
    @WhayYay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I don't buy products from multiple companies. Even though the difference I make is less than negligible, it helps me sleep at night. Just sounds like a bunch of lazy people with way more money than most of us rationalizing how lazy and weak willed they are. If anyone can afford to not buy items from large corporations it's these guys.

    • @EricCartmaneez
      @EricCartmaneez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      im not rich but i have tons of amazon stock that's been doing very well. if you cant beat 'em join 'em

    • @fr-nz7ij
      @fr-nz7ij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Man its called "cumtown", any amount of reading into it is too much

    • @WhayYay
      @WhayYay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fr-nz7ij I always see this comment when people disagree with them but never under the comments of all the weirdos in Nick's cult of personality.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Very true

  • @thecupnexttome5181
    @thecupnexttome5181 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Music at the end?

  • @jamesembrey3100
    @jamesembrey3100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    What’s hilarious is that the people that talk about wanting to boycott Amazon are the exact people that never actually will.
    Only an addict can’t shut the fuck up about trying to quit
    I like Amazon and I haven’t bought shit from them since Christmas, because I don’t need the dopamine rush of unboxing a trinket every 3 business days to cope with my pathetically unstimulating life

    • @turbomunch
      @turbomunch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Noone asked

    • @jewtubesucks666
      @jewtubesucks666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bro I haven't bought anything off amazon in like 8 or 9 years now, it's not even boycotting for me I just prefer ebay. I guess it's harder to boycott AWS tho

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Totally agree

  • @Profile.4
    @Profile.4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why do these videos have ads

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What am I hearing at 11:28?

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur gay dude

  • @marsal2000
    @marsal2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    whats the song at the end?

  • @scarface581
    @scarface581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Just got my package from Amazon but still I'm gay

    • @charliefromstarkvillemissi1852
      @charliefromstarkvillemissi1852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lies. A true gay man pays for the premium episode, instead of listening here.

    • @fastestdino2
      @fastestdino2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's not a service worth paying for if someone isn't suffering

    • @charliefromstarkvillemissi1852
      @charliefromstarkvillemissi1852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fastestdino2 that’s why you buy diamonds strictly from the poorest parts of Africa. Someone needs to suffer for making men pay so much money for a stupid glass rock.

  • @br0k3nman
    @br0k3nman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t want to be that dude that makes things worse for the drivers. But I thank the dude that didn’t bother ringing the doorbell @ midnight for a signature and just left $1000+ of hard drives which customer service later cancelled when I tried to do the right thing and tell them it was delivered. So remember, it’s Amazon’s awesome ethics system, save money abusing people, but the time needed to actually figure out if $1000+ of goods was lost/stolen/etc is just the cost of doing business… but “you’re just not going to not use Amazon.” I try to source things from other places… but sometimes they are the best option.

  • @alejandromarin9661
    @alejandromarin9661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What's that outro song, I need to listen to that

    • @xSinisterSixx
      @xSinisterSixx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came here looking for the same!

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Links in the description

  • @xjamesxreedx
    @xjamesxreedx 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That outro song is a banger.

  • @WanderingIdiot81
    @WanderingIdiot81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How hard is it to not use Amazon? I don't

    • @BudMasta
      @BudMasta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where else am I going to buy random ass shit at 2am with 2 day delivery

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I drive a truck that gets crappy gas mileage and with gas at $4 per gallon it’s actually cheaper for me to buy random things from Amazon than drive myself to the store to buy them, never mind the time savings.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Addicts coping about their own failure at self control

  • @michaellk2254
    @michaellk2254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Funny thing is amazon barely makes any money selling goods. They make 99% of their money from aws

    • @dolphdangles1322
      @dolphdangles1322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good luck explaining that to anyone tho. I tried to explain McDonald’s very low returns yet people really think they are making huge profits for every item they sell. “It’s costs them like 6 cents to make that burger” yet they have to pay an unskilled “fight for 15” employee to press 2 buttons first.
      That’s another thing. These evil Scrooge mcduck fast food CEOs sure are nice for not automating their cashiers 15 years ago like they wanted to. Good luck explaining that to the Emilys too.
      Btw I’m gay

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dolphdangles1322 you shouldn’t be against minimum wage. Lack of minimum wage protection is one of the many things stopping the USA from becoming a developed nation.
      Fast food cashiers are primarily automated now. CEOs may have wanted to do it 15 years ago, but the technology wasn’t scalable or affordable (or actually even very good, remember touch screens in 2005??). But as soon as it became technically and financially possible, it happened.
      Sounds like you’ve got a boot in your mouth.

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could be wrong, but don't they almost constantly operate at a loss? Big tech companies are often grounded in speculation

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dolphdangles1322 Yep, they very well could toss their cashiers to the streets. A lot of corporate jobs are empire building

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 ปีที่แล้ว

      It pays to control the sum flow of all information in the modern age

  • @doublecupz
    @doublecupz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Deadbolt is such a good game

  • @Ēasypete3
    @Ēasypete3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Chocolate water” 😂

  • @KeenanClements
    @KeenanClements 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Chocolate water?” I expected stav to confuse Nestle and Nesquick not Adam

    • @jaggidfire
      @jaggidfire ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nestle own Nesquick

    • @begonexthotx2293
      @begonexthotx2293 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nestle makes chocolate

    • @junkiejackflash
      @junkiejackflash 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nesquik is short for the og name. Nestle Quik.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Confusing nestle and Nesquik makes no sense to me.
      That's like saying "I confused Coca-cola company with Diet Coke". One's the company, one is a product

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:27 I thought this was Nick talking after taking a helium hit

  • @joshuawall2590
    @joshuawall2590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    who is that lesbian woman speaking near the end of the pod

    • @postychan8466
      @postychan8466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bonnie MacFarlane, source I'm gay

    • @sahilarora558
      @sahilarora558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s Adam actually

  • @donairsauce2496
    @donairsauce2496 ปีที่แล้ว

    i work for the post office in Canada and every time they drive by they ask if we're hiring and i have to tell them to apply in the fall to get on during peak

  • @jobleach
    @jobleach ปีที่แล้ว

    “Chocolate water?” 😂

  • @JStack
    @JStack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn’t know sawn was a real word until now. I graded college English papers. This country rules

  • @zamnodorszk7898
    @zamnodorszk7898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “How about I do whatever the fuck I want”
    America

  • @ATTACK421
    @ATTACK421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:53 Adam finally busts

  • @SpliffMan5000
    @SpliffMan5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chewing gum on a podcast fuck yeah man this shit is guerrilla

  • @bfshinn
    @bfshinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What video game is this being displayed? I have a friend who'd probably play this one...

  • @themaypole
    @themaypole 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:30 made me laugh aloud for the first time since Christopher Suckin

  • @413XAj0n3z
    @413XAj0n3z 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What game is this?

  • @potatomasherr
    @potatomasherr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WHAT IS THE OUTRO ? sorry caps

  • @russellkasprzyk4934
    @russellkasprzyk4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’s this game called?!?! Want to play

  • @oscarcazares7996
    @oscarcazares7996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    whats the name of the game

  • @djweegeenyc
    @djweegeenyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dead Bolt. Pretty fun game.

    • @jb31969
      @jb31969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was just about to ask, cheers

    • @djweegeenyc
      @djweegeenyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jb31969 it's a good game and the soundtrack slaps

  • @MagicMuffin63
    @MagicMuffin63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    heard a woman, turned off the video

    • @DaDaDo661
      @DaDaDo661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell yeah

  • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
    @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Mexican coworker's brother in law grabs tons of shit from his warehouse, got me a blender and a raft and some other shit. Capitalism rules

  • @jacobhoffman9657
    @jacobhoffman9657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rotflol. "The employees they pay extra to shill for the company." What year does he think this is... 1960? No dude. Those are the employees that get to keep their shitty job.

  • @etherealcaitiff
    @etherealcaitiff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man that woman is not funny.

  • @burbotbob6854
    @burbotbob6854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sarah Silverman made me gay

  • @Aristeo509
    @Aristeo509 ปีที่แล้ว

    Editing at the end was great

  • @Garfieldlysanya
    @Garfieldlysanya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is that Bonnie?

  • @alexmaccity
    @alexmaccity 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3 finger plan. Get an idea, Get a website, and Get investors. Cash the checks

  • @NotAfraid280
    @NotAfraid280 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:12
    13:15

  • @zaneghiskhan
    @zaneghiskhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God damn it Adam.

  • @piggy201
    @piggy201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You've got good taste in games 😀

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks man! I’m glad you like them

  • @svnfshmusic
    @svnfshmusic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it’s not a big deal that he knows about business and companies

  • @trumanway3763
    @trumanway3763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Bonnie episodes are so good.

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It might suck,but at the end of the day, those jobs certainly weren't t/ aren't t coming ever,or any other way ,shape or form, that's a guarantee

  • @tysear9573
    @tysear9573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don’t think adam has ever made me laugh

    • @FearOfGod444
      @FearOfGod444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But he has made all of us laugh many a time by being abused by Nick. His presence is essential

    • @mattbritz5066
      @mattbritz5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FearOfGod444 exactly he's the scapegoat. Without him the pod wouldn't work

  • @MrCaptainNObeard
    @MrCaptainNObeard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    We begin gay here or what boys?

  • @maxh9579
    @maxh9579 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'Chocolate water?'

  • @kevinstarmack7103
    @kevinstarmack7103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank god Seagull is back to Cumtown and not posting that weird shit

  • @andreaholcock8992
    @andreaholcock8992 ปีที่แล้ว

    Adam’s got a nose for business

  • @spacekike9506
    @spacekike9506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Always terrible when a woman is on the pod.

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw ปีที่แล้ว

    Who is the woman near the end. I love her voice.

    • @jizz_moat
      @jizz_moat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bonnie McFarland

    • @Fake_The_Jab
      @Fake_The_Jab ปีที่แล้ว

      She sounds like the fake voice that Dee does in Always Sunny

    • @rmode668
      @rmode668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam friedland

    • @andreaholcock8992
      @andreaholcock8992 ปีที่แล้ว

      The hole that Rich Voss blows his loads into

  • @bobcostas6272
    @bobcostas6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:58 painfully unfunny woman enters. I thought her voice was a bit by adam or something

    • @CH0MSKYH0NK
      @CH0MSKYH0NK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bonnie mcfarlane, patrice's best friend

    • @facebones
      @facebones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well shes friends with them and not you

  • @JohnDoe-ix6my
    @JohnDoe-ix6my 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:01

  • @finessedmyself
    @finessedmyself ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m straight (I’m gay)

  • @armorykittington
    @armorykittington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How 'bout I do whatever the fuck I want
    Sick outro

  • @ianclement8457
    @ianclement8457 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Weird music choice at the end

  • @bobotten9085
    @bobotten9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chocolate water?

  • @donniemills967
    @donniemills967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I never have ordered anything from Amazon.

    • @generalgk
      @generalgk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you want a medal or something?

    • @rougelazer8278
      @rougelazer8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@generalgk give him one, stop hoarding the fucking medals dude

  • @iant419
    @iant419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Why would they bring a woman on the show? My gf is the funniest woman I've ever met and even she is 99% cringe and 1% accidentally funny.

    • @jali4000
      @jali4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      have you ever considered that you may be a homosexual?

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think I’ve met like 3 legitimately funny women in my entire life.

    • @Daniel-pr2tp
      @Daniel-pr2tp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @J H yeah they have moments, but they aren't funny. Stay is the worst, he talks like a rapist half the time.

    • @xxpatrick204xx
      @xxpatrick204xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only ugly women can be funny

    • @RatatRatR
      @RatatRatR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. I've met one woman who is legitimately hilarious, and a second who is pretty close to it. And that's it.

  • @johnnytwospice1971
    @johnnytwospice1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Niccelerationist

  • @joshloya5327
    @joshloya5327 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whose the female

  • @DJABEATS
    @DJABEATS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s what’s up

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They call him " Tony" in a really low low ,slow drawn out voice!! & Your line is. "5$ is Like a thousand to me!, If you no pay, I kill you " !!! I used to
    Hang out at this huge, old school pool hall with two floors, the owners name was Tony, & one day he realized
    I was asking for a loan at 8.30 am so I could gamble it away in his mini- casino - Lucky Lines, Cherry Blaster fruit machines, lmao those were the days,about 1990
    I kill you

  • @cjgames001
    @cjgames001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey Im gay

    • @mattwooten7421
      @mattwooten7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Say that shit with your chest loud and proud

  • @marchofthepigs36
    @marchofthepigs36 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cumpanies

  • @Yourbrotherjosh
    @Yourbrotherjosh ปีที่แล้ว

    How is ali babas express chinese when its arabian knights and shit

  • @kellyshea92
    @kellyshea92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been boycotting cuntazon since 2016

  • @TallMarisa
    @TallMarisa ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazon …. Good pay but depending on your position (I’ve been a manager and before a Quality Assurance Associate) anything below you don’t get paid enough for what you do, but it’s the industry that’s warehouse work. 😂😂😂

  • @lewis8361
    @lewis8361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This podacast lowered my IQ

    • @dolphdangles1322
      @dolphdangles1322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can tell. You spelled podcast wrong.

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad stav left this shoe

  • @xuiwolf7818
    @xuiwolf7818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tell her shhhh