Shuler King - Today You Can Be Black “Sometimes”

www.shulerking.com

[@thurm101]

Sometimes you feel like you “BLACK” sometimes you “DON’T”.

[@stpaulfinest7197]

Sometimes you you feel like a nut and sometimes you don’t huh 🤔. He better gone some where with that shyt he know what he put on that application when he applied.

[@ChrisandTyCox]

😂

[@pamshairexpo3892]

When it's convenient he pics a race for that day😒🤦🏽

[@QueenStylin]

Lol

[@renewilson2540]

Never know we could do 😂😂

[@tarawalker7193]

This is the problem with "identifying". Just because you identify doesn't mean that's what you are.
I'm going to start identifying as a "White Male" and see if my employment opportunities change! 🙄

[@danaglover6801]

Tara Walker 💯😂👍🏽

[@billion86]

👏🏾🤣👏🏾🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@pamshairexpo3892]

Well u better spray paint yo skin like the wayan brothers did on the movie white chicks cuz that's the only way that's gonna work boss 🤦🏽😭

[@bellachannell777]

😂

[@sadangel7334]

😂

[@preacher_chick]

I want to see the rest of his Argument because the Brotha who questioned him ain’t having it LOL 🤣😂🤣

[@TheLisak234]

You saw that too...lol

[@twylajanee8479]

Ikr😂

[@aries7429]

Yessssss!!!🤣 he was about 2 rip him !

[@resawhit2478]

Somebody PLEASE post a link with the rest of the video. 😂😂😂

[@latimoreshenii3334]

Listen, I HOLLERED when shuler pretended to talk to the "officer" 😂

[@ENYPolyglot]

Lolololololol. I know right!

[@jgee7338]

Hilarious in😅😅😅😅

[@jamaalaub6471]

I spit my beer out when he said "were you there when cash money took over for the 99' and the 2000'?"

[@myas9207]

Babeeeee!

[@tarajohn1188]

😂😂❗❗

[@bigal724]

I cried laughing wit that one

[@derekah.3359]

Lol!

[@lilyofthevalley4435]

I DID NOT expect that!😂😂😂😂

[@heathertea2704]

If he's BLACK 💅🏾
I'm Taylor Swift.

[@Jerseychica973]

If he's black, I'm Hillary Clinton

[@heathertea2704]

@@Jerseychica973 💀👏😄👏😄

[@faruqal-amin1993]

Hey Taylor 🙋🏿‍♂️😂😂😂😂

[@lindathomas7803]

Heather TEA ... If he's black I'm Nancy Pelosi ! Smdh 🤔

[@remotecontrol1468]

And I am the Queen of England😂😂

[@robinturpin6823]

I'm not black but my momma had the spoon and fork hanging my whole life,I know the speech before the store by heart and she'd wear all 8 of us out at the first sign of disrespect or us embarrassing her. She was a tough one though. Raised us right!! Love watching and laughing along with your videos. It's a nice break from all the sadness and the many reasons we have to be worried about our country.

[@robinmorales-s1216]

Was it put up on the wall like a "X" or the cross? ✝️ ❎

[@charlesfleetwood8585]

Welcome home sister Robin Turpin😜LoL have a bless day

[@glittergoth7167]

Gimme 5 !!

[@magsbayou]

Robin I would love to see a white mother give those speeches. To date, I have never heard one but would love to hear one!

[@DiamondQuality1]

"As a man I stand by it".. ..hahahahaha that just took me over he edge. I'm literally in tears. Oh my days!!

[@terrencewoods7419]

DIDN'T KNO YOU CAN PICK YOUR RACE... THE THINGS YOU LEARN HERE

[@itzme3440]

Terrence Woods sir you didn’t know it because the rules don’t apply to us. Apparently they’re the only ones who are allowed to do that.

[@billion86]

🤣

[@Montez100]

Theres only one race and that's the human race you can't choose your nationality.

[@lindathomas7803]

@@Montez100 .. True but they don't use the word nationality on the forms they use the word race and neither is a choice !

[@cassnick7930]

When it started to be ok to change gender you had to see this coming.

[@lordredgod7544]

I remember that big ass fork and spoon on the wall😂

[@heathertea2704]

And the CHURCH fans with King & Kennedy. 😁

[@henriettaparks586]

I THINK THAT BIG FORK AND SPOON WAS MANDATORY!!! FOR ALL THE BIG MOMMAS KITCHENS!!!!! IM SERIOUS!!!!

[@derekah.3359]

Me too. Born in 81' that fork in spoon were mahogany solid wood. Never will forget that.

[@Tiktok._.mashup15]

My grandparents still got them hanging up in the kitchen 😂

[@PopLife-hb3ks]

My grandma had it, and she was a Jamaican!😂

[@invisiblesets5157]

Shuler is a Legendary Legend.That white guy voice was spot on!🤣🤣

[@cgworgreen2699]

My Mother had that conversation before We left home, No playing with our Culture when it's convenient; You couldn't handle being a Black Man every day.

[@shogun8dchosen172]

“They” always lying to fit in and turn around and deny it when it “hurts”

[@pamshairexpo3892]

Right 👏🏾🙌🏾

[@lindathomas7803]

Shogun8 Dchosen1 ... So true my brotha 💯 ! Always bet on black but ole boy just crapped out !

[@darrickadukes4046]

Everybody want to be a niggga till it's time to be a niggga

[@heathertea2704]

@MK912 his STEEL TOE ass whupping awaits.

[@shogun8dchosen172]

Linda Thomas he rolled snake eyes and thought it was lucky 😏🤭

[@godsanointeddaughter8782]

"NOT TADAY satan.. NOT TA DAYYYYYYY". 🤦🏿‍♀️

[@EllBeeCUSoon]

JAMAICAN EMPRESS Amen!!

[@MsJoyce31202]

👏👏👏

[@deniserutherford9250]

@@EllBeeCUSoon I can't with you 2day 🤣

[@mrs.evelynkerr8799]

Amen 💯😋

[@KimFert]

😂😂🇯🇲

[@spyro3520]

Yes my momma did tell me that before we went into the store. And yes we also had the big spoon and wooden fork in the kitchen. Hahahahaha hahahahaha

[@sheliajackson8818]

U killing. Bust my lips open. Mouth ain't big enough for the laughter passing through.

[@shogun8dchosen172]

I was born this way and it won’t rub off and I ain’t finna try to “bleach” it off

[@heathertea2704]

Shogun8 KNOW that's right.
Leaving like I came in.
BLACK & BUTT naked.😁

[@lindathomas7803]

Shogun8 Dchosen1 ! Amen my brotha 💯 ! In my Godfather of Soul voice : Say it loud " I'M BLACK AND IM PROUD " !

[@katrinalivingston2004]

Thank you so much i totally agree

[@shogun8dchosen172]

Heather TEA right on brown and in the buff...sho nuff 👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣

[@shogun8dchosen172]

@Linda Thomas strut cho stuff 🤭😅👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@wesleysheppard421]

Trying to hear him out but he got me almost as confused as he is!🤯

I think he must've got caught forging his application for the police department to get minority employment slot ... falsifying those documents are a crime !!! We'll see if he still Black when they send his azz to jail... and Jamal or willie is his cellmate!! 😳😳 LMAO

[@fisheyedfool7947]

😅😝😂😂😂

[@wesleysheppard421]

@ 😂😂😂

[@sonyariggs2470]

This video here you have earned you're right to say that you are hilarious a true comedian! The big mama lecture.... Before we go into the store🤐 good old days That's when discipline still struck fear in the youth!!

[@Ariesqueen6053]

When sit down and STFU was ever NEEDED to be said to a person!! He wants the HONOR/GLORY without the STRIPES/STORY

[@sobeitone3336]

I promise you I’m so fed up with some people “trying on black” like we are some kind of accessory. I stay at a lost for words in these types of situations first Rachel Dolezal now this clown! I know we fly as hell but stop it

[@mrsescobedo6164]

Alllready💯.

[@modernmodest5659]

I think Rachel really believed it though. She was special in the head. This guy is just trolling.

[@derekah.3359]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@melanielazare9]

You and me both

[@sp3nds]

I'm white as the driven snow. I burn to a blistered mess in 20 minutes of sunlight. I never tan, the freckles just get darker & more of them. Believe me when I say I never chose this! I would much prefer at least a nice olive skin that tans evenly & beautiful brown eyes & sexy full lips instead of my little duck lips. It is what it is though. My best friend in this world, may she RIP, was a gorgeous black woman. You know why I loved her? Because she had a heart of gold & was good to me. We were more like sisters than my blood sister. It doesn't matter what color your skin is, what matters is where your heart is. Our Creator made us this way & who the hell are we to question His work?

[@shaunnaechols3647]

Sound's like he hooked up with Sunshine from Harlem Night's😂😂

[@shebababy615]

LOL😂😂 He probably did considering he's in Miami!! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@tanyarobinson2098]

One of the best movies EVER! Della Reese “You done shot off my pinky toe”

[@Ms_Motown]

😵

[@ebony6674]

O shit... hello son put your mom on the phone... Yeah honey I aint never coming home 😂🤣😂🤣

[@shaunnaechols3647]

@@ebony6674 lmaooo😂😂😂

[@BA-hn4fd]

"Anybody want to tell me what in the hell is going on" love the intro 🤣🤣

[@starkeybiz]

White Guy : I’m black today!!!
Cops pulling him over: License and registration please.
White guy : I’m white today!

[@janellmeads1399]

Just when I think I'm crazy. Someone comes along and make feel okay

[@patseyjohnson470]

😆 🤣 😂

[@kreativelykeesee]

I “identify” as a brain surgeon today. Anybody want to let me saw their head open and take a look inside?

[@heathertea2704]

Angela....a collective,
"HELLLLLLL NAWWW!!!"😝

[@AshleyMarie01]

Uuuhhhummmm NO!!!!!!!

[@kimberlywoolfolk7575]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@plutoswifelife4074]

Angela lay off the serial killer shows lol

[@GracefullySo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@202Pasha]

Yes Mr King continue being Great! 😂🤣😂🤣😂💯👍🏿

[@r5ndom527]

When James Evans died... Took me tf out 😂 🤣😂

[@mantamocha5739]

😲 George Jefferson would have called him a ZEBRA with a splash of taco! Only the old schoolers will get it!🤣🤣🤣

[@mamarha2011]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@heathertea2704]

Manta thanks for the laughs.😄
This fool got me hot. 🔥

[@wassupg3037]

Manta Mocha ...🤣🦓😂🦓🤣🦓...wohoowee that’s a good on

[@ebony6674]

Omg ctfu👏🤗😂🤣

[@remotecontrol1468]

I got it😂😂

[@UshaMorrisonChannel]

Rachel Dolezal is his Sistah.

[@LovelyTrueRed]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and Martina Adam is his niece.

[@Nay20109]

😂🤣😭

[@desreenjackson7638]

😁😁

[@nannymcphee8946]

hell yeah lol

[@simi6152]

Omg!😀

[@Hispoet]

“Aye Barbara it’s Ritchie, yea I ain’t never comin home no more” 🤣🤣🤣

[@msgeorgiaannettefranklin5493]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂APPLY IT WHEN I NEED IT💙💙

[@therootscriedout]

Am I the only one who immediately pictured "that big ass wooden spoon and fork" hanging on wood paneling in the kitchen when Shuler King mentioned it?!😆😆😆

[@gisellemarks9770]

You're not alone 🤣🤣

[@eyeamtheomen]

Why was that wooden spoon & fork cultural, Y'all! 😂🤣🤣 I CANNOT...!

[@gbmd2410]

@@eyeamtheomen I didn’t know the fork and spoon was cultural either, but my mamma had it, my auntie had it, and my uncle had a pair. Who knew….

[@gbmd2410]

@SazzyGurl Oh snap, I forgot about the velvet wall paper. My uncle had that… and knew his place was smoove. Couldn’t tell him nothin’. And yes, I do know how to spell “smooth”.

[@MySingleLifeADollShow]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@alishasimms2846]

He was Black until it came time to apply for a job. This is the epitome of privilege.🙄

[@shanchan8247]

No, just a racist cop trying to get out of his lawsuit. I hope he gets taken for everything he has!

[@bennystackz55]

Am only Black when am having sex..

[@okaygee4132]

*privilege, Sis.

[@alishasimms2846]

@@okaygee4132 Thank you! The brain isn't as sharp as it used to be.😉

[@tonyb3203]

"you can be whatever you wanna be, but certain stuff, you just can't be!"--Shuler King and the duplicity of modern society.

[@lifeinthemoment3999]

At 1:56 .... Yup I remember those “let me tell you something before we go inside this store” like yesterday....
Very important life changing statements Lol

[@TanyaP822]

Today..Im a billionaire. So I going to the Louis Vutton store n just walk out with 3 bags..Oh when security stop me..Oh Im a rich white women with a deep tan. 😜😜👜👜

[@remotecontrol1468]

That's a good one

[@dostergroup]

Whelllllpp, it was nice knowing ya LaTanya.
Demonstrate good behavior so you can earn you some computer privileges, K? Post your commissary when ya get a chance. Alright now, take care.

[@Hwkgrl16]

LaTanya P.
Don't do it. That plan "Ain't" gonna work out for you.

[@glorymosbyfloyd3878]

😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@EssieBthe-one]

Its called transfinancial and that's how i identify in my bank account. The federal government might get angry with me but since we are trans with everything else, why not?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shogun8dchosen172]

He not even “passing” for black 😏

[@lindathomas7803]

Shogun8 Dchosen1 ... True and he's " failing " at being white 😏 !

[@shogun8dchosen172]

@Linda Thomas yep I definitely don’t want him blocking for me....he tried it and he failed it...found him to be lacking😏

[@tpzemrld]

Not even mixed

[@lindathomas7803]

@@shogun8dchosen172 ... I agree with you 100 percent , he's "lacking" and "cracking under pressure" and being he's not a a brotha he probably ain't even "packing" !

[@lindathomas7803]

@@tpzemrld ... Just "mixed" up in his head ! Smdh 🤔🤔 !

[@healingwatersbhm]

😭😭😭the whole going into the store story resonates!

[@ccreeves6418]

My momma started that mantra with us before she put the car in park...everytime!!!

[@rockkisworld4599]

When we would go to the store we were told, Don't touch anything, look at anything cause you are not getting anything. Don't even think of asking. This was before we even got in the car to go to the store.

[@bloyal1513]

Cuz we were scared if you looked too damn hard at it they were gunna charge your momma. They think we trying to plan some trickery to steal it or something. We were in the same boat!

[@-Epiphany]

I got the break ya neck threat a lot too 🤣🤣🤣

[@prettid051]

ament!!!

[@ckdesert]

I threw my phone when he said "big-ass wooden fork and spoon"

[@rayburton4867]

Shuler King expression says it all: WTF!

[@deemune1146]

The wood spoon and fork 😂😂😂😂😂 wow I remember those days 😂

[@cocean158]

He classified as Hispanic to increase his chances of being hired to meet a quota.

[@bloyal1513]

That fool is not Hispanic we disowned this clown

[@kathrynhall1136]

@MyPrivate Ocean , my thoughts exactly Ma'am 💯 .

[@visionofgod4115]

Never owned him in the first place got a be born from my tribe

[@good2go116]

Black or white or Hispanic he is confused.com 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SincerePresence]

Exactly!!

[@good2go116]

He needs brain checks or straight jacket

[@88melesia]

@Fresh Funky confusion of the highest orda

[@lindathomas7803]

Fresh Funky .. He's a lot of things such as : a pathological liar , a manipulater , a racist , a psychotic officer of the law , but the one thing he's not is BLACK !

[@Yvonnexoxo]

He is higher than credit card debt standing up there. Like, "what"?😳😂😂😂😂

[@dats_it929]

Both of y'all nailed my reaction precisely @0:10. I had to rewind the clip to make sure I heard him correctly.

[@nanapearlpearl2696]

If I could pick my nationality I would still pick Black!!!!😍😍😍😍😍

[@DarlingNikki2]

It's good to have pride, but that isn't nationality, it's 'race' or more correctly phenotype. Not trying to sound like a smart-ass, just being factual.

[@nanapearlpearl2696]

DarlingNikki2 well thank you for your correction but I said what said 😂😂.

[@brendathompson2288]

I'm with you NanaPearl. I love my blackness, and I love my black brothers and sisters. We struggle daily, but we have the strength to get through whatever is thrown our way.

[@Sakazhua]

Black is not your nationality but I get what you mean. I can't even imagine being any race other than a black woman. My nationality is Native american

[@looper5070]

This reminds me of the Dave Chappell skit when he thought he was a white Klan’s man but hell even he was blind in the skit what’s this man’s excuse??🤔🤔😂😂

[@natedixon3444]

Just look at that today. My new Screensaver is Clayton Bigsby and "Red Balls"

[@loki6253]

Clayton Bigsby. The pickup scene killed me in that skit

[@interestingusername1049]

2:38 OMG that was so good!!!

[@orlenecharles6590]

We made it so anyone can "Identify" as what ever they want. Our culture did this to him.

[@foshenthepanhandlechampion8189]

EVERYBODY wanna be a “N”..... but don’t NOBODY wanna be a “N”... (in my Paul Mooney voice)

[@pamshairexpo3892]

He sho said that. Yyyeesss 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 love me sum Paul Mooney.

[@lindathomas7803]

FOSHEN the Panhandle... Real Talk , Paul Mooney was on point 💯 !

[@oceandabney3498]

And Richard's SON
CONFIRMED it

[@nubiangrace4549]

@@oceandabney3498 truth is like rain...Paul Mooney is a pervert but the quote is still accurate.

[@escah9150]

He speaks truth.

[@devinwilliams5838]

😂 “was you there when cash money took over for the 9 9 and the 2000” 😂

[@JVersic]

Man that impersonation at the end had me dying

[@tonytony6945]

😂😂😂😂 that wooden fork and spoon hanging on the wall!!!!! Takes me back

[@L.A.Roberts]

When he mentioned the big wooden spoon and fork in the kitchen it brought back great memories of my Papa and Gannies house. 💙💜 Why was that a thing?😂🤣🤔

[@heathertea2704]

"I think I put WHITE MALE..."
I can't...I just CAN'T. 😔

[@soniatucker9830]

Ignorant. Is bliss.

[@lindathomas7803]

Heather TEA ... They wanna be black until it's time for a Promotion , Privilege or dam Pass 🤔🤔🤔 !

[@asparagusaquarious3107]

I always wanted to use that big ass spoon for my cereal in the morning lmao

[@mooktheonemanmafia]

this man Shuler too damn much!!!!! lmfao 😭😭😭😭 I'm fuccin cryin!!!!!!!!

[@mialaoyinyoutube1455]

He meant blackmail.

[@EllBeeCUSoon]

Miala Oyin TH-cam exactly!!

[@LadyKane77]

🤣🤣🤣

[@libbymills4432]

Lol!

[@elenam9435]

🤣🤣🤣

[@QwyattStorm]

HA!

[@crkproductions5000]

“If you ak up” lord I have heard that all my life. Smile.

[@T_Nice]

My stomach is hurting from the laughter!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@heiskingofkingsandlordoflo681]

That’s the culture we living in. A man can feel being a woman and vice-versa whenever they want to.

[@BurgaBea_Stro]

Lol we both need clarity, no he didn't have dat big spoon and fork and don't touch nothing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mjbankhead9063]

Heads: White
Tails: Black
I can’t with this dude...

[@Legacy_125]

This guy is someone we have entrusted to protect and serve.

[@gregorywade8933]

In Colorado, that is no longer on the police vehicles.

[@goozmaahn6420]

I had that giant fork and spoon in our dining room back in the 70s growing up in Bushwick Brooklyn.

[@dreaclark2262]

That Caucasian impression Shuler did... ...I'm so done.😓😂😂😂

[@amyoung101]

You called it! 😂😂😂

[@TurtleIslandGoddess]

Right!

[@danadabeckwith8989]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@megaman8437]

WHAT?! THAT SHIT KILL'D ME!! LMMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lj3482]

😂😂🤣

[@jacjac0102]

After the “police dept” question.... I wanted to crawl under a rock... he turned all Daffy Duck & ish. What the???!!!

[@shawngrate378]

SHULER...this one had me cryyyyying!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@saroeutsoeung623]

"were you there when cash money taking over the 99 and the 2000"....im dying... 😂 😂 😂

[@kevinh.64]

What is your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid, and if you say Cherry instead of RED, imma bussin yo a**!

[@Ariesqueen6053]

1000% 4 sho!! He gone get right after the fight!! 😂

[@nalignmentwlifehealinglife]

Hahahahaha

[@kimberly4476]

It's grape or red🤣😂😂

[@charlesfleetwood8585]

@@kimberly4476 I was going to say red in grape but I guess you Just save my A--🙈 LoL god bless

[@taylorthenatural5509]

Lol! He started st st st stuttering when the man asked him that question.

[@jatashiejohnson7372]

Oh, God🤣🤣🤣my grandma(blessed her) had those and it's still hanging in my grandma's house

[@funnycigarette]

Real Talk, if you're old enough to remember, it was almost like losing a family member when Jame Evans die from a car accident on Good Times. You took me back with that one homie!!!

[@ebony6674]

Good one officer...we're coming from the same place😂🤣.. I can't.

[@DarlingNikki2]

OMG his 'White voice' killed me!

[@jennslifeinhuntingtonwv2678]

Lol we had the big spoon and fork too! 😄

[@a.fleming]

Lol I still have them!😂😂😂

[@staypositive4me2]

@@a.fleming I was just looking at mine in the garage yesterday and wondering where I'm gonna put my wooden African fork and spoon. I love ANTIQUES!

[@vanessathomas7437]

I STILL have a set in my dining room!😁

[@a.fleming]

@@staypositive4me2 I have so many antiques from my mom and granny. I think I need to dedicate a room for my older decor. It doesn't fit with the contemporary stuff.

[@staypositive4me2]

@@a.fleming I know, right. I slide them in here and there...my 'old fashioned gumball thingy is in the living room and yeah, it's take real money! 😉

[@charlettejones9687]

Hi shuler king, he's clearly in another world, he got caught up trying to be what he's not.

[@ericperry1509]

This is the true meaning of "CONFUSION OF FACE" 😂😁😂

[@alexosborne1942]

I'm gonna go to work all next week and act like a uppity white man and see how far it will get me

[@Dulcess]

He couldn't be hired under other races so he's going for black and if he can't get it he's going to file a complaint.

[@billion86]

Mmmm you might be ON to something!!

[@MsJoyce31202]

He's really trying to win a lawsuit by proving he's not racist and re-identifying himself. He's being sued.

[@Dulcess]

@@MsJoyce31202 even worse

[@elaineroyal2785]

Yep

[@pinkchocolate305]

@@MsJoyce31202 Yep. Don't forget a history of police brutality.

[@js1js135]

You didn’t have to bring up James Evans.....now I’m crying again!!! 🤧😪😓😭😢

[@loki6253]

Omg I'm white as a fluffy cotton ball and I passed all those qualifications. Wooden spoon and fork check, my mom? OMG hell yes, and we were all crying when FLORIDA started screaming DAMN DAMN DAMN. Shuler you crack me up

[@deshondasisco3193]

But were you there when Ca$h Money took over for th 9-9 and 2000s?

[@theregallady]

I betcha he relinquish that "blackness" when he get in trbl with the police

[@theregallady]

@T Martin 💯

[@melanielazare9]

In a heartbeat

[@daryalmcfadden6196]

"anybody wanna tell me!"

[@YooshieLuvv]

“You don't know about no fried chicken and no barbeque, You don't know about the two-step or no loose change, You don't know about no 2 Chainz or no Kool-Aid, you don't know” - JOYNER LUCAS 😹

[@jasminecarter8998]

That laugh was soon point! 🤣 he sounds like Carlton 😭😭😭

[@prncssdiva20]

Shuler listed the qualifications needed to be black.

[@Lisa_the_Cottage_Witch]

Shemaiah Johnson my mom gave us “the speech” before we went in the store, and we had the big wooden fork and spoon in the dining room.
I think I need to call my mom and have a chat with her. 👻 ⬅️ my skin tone.

[@lifecoachthirl]

Allofum 🤣🤣🤣

[@mariereeder3635]

@@Lisa_the_Cottage_Witch We had that spoon and fork too. It took her YEARS to get rid of it.🤣

[@DarlingNikki2]

I was today years old when I found out I'm not Black! Where is my No Longer Black But Not Quite White Privilege Pass? 🤣🤣🤣

[@msdsplayground8360]

"Come on officer we're coming from the same place here"!!!

[@uknw1952]

🤣

[@chrisbaize8084]

He had it down prim and proper.

[@meyoshilee120]

I want to know did you LIVE on the house with the plastic covering on the furniture and when you went to Auntie's house and they asked you if you wanted something to drink Mama looked at you with that Aunt Esther eye as if to say "you better not say YES."😂😂

[@LaRennEstherTV1985]

I love your introduction's lol... " A what in the hell......." 🤷🤷🤷🤦🤦😂😂😂

[@melaninqueen6199]

Everything you hit on had me screaming 🤣🤣. Big wooden fork and spoon. Damn, what family don’t remember that?🤣🤣🤣

[@toyalynn3198]

When its convenient

[@blackahjumma692]

he said the man can continue being great

[@awomanreborn8105]

You keep me Rollin on the floor🤣! As if!!

[@LIONKING-pl5yr]

This should be the intro to Michael Jackson's Black or White!

[@pamelawalker6624]

Sound just like my mama on our way in the store we stopped at the door cuz she had to tell us a thing or two before we went inside

[@marquesbrown6133]

This man I hilarious.#facts and ole deputy needs to have several seats...✌🏿

[@smcdade4577]

The secret desire of many is to be like us. Many marvel at our hair, they capitalize on our music, & our abilities to adapt in any situation. Some are forever worried about what we are doing.
This one is an opportunist.- Black today, Hispanic tomorrow.