That image was posted because they printed a black page with a white phrase wasting lots of ink. The sign, of course, was advising people to stay away because of wasps..
I swear thats a british sign.. but i dont know. I think ive seen it in osterley park Edit: yeah so i checked, and that's definitely national trust... goddammit brits
I have not watched this vid and was about to leave but then I saw thus comment and now I am watching the whole thing Edit: I have seen the impression and very much agree
The fonts on the building are Comic Sans and Papyrus. Next to each others. So, we can literally say that Sans and Papyrus are there. Also, the purpose of that comment was simply to have a timecode for Damian's Sans voice )
The cursive says "the hauhful" or "the hauhfuh" depending on if that's supposed to be an H at the end, or an L with a flourish. You can't read it because it doesn't make sense in the first place.
@@jjdraws3390 Yup. Anyway Australia doesent exist and the Earth is Flat. Also Vaxxines cause Autism, and you can take my word on that. I know the lies the government are telling us, trust me, for Eye Iz Smert
The band shirt doesn’t even make sense lmaooooooooo They tried to say “Band Geek” but it’s says “Band Bggk” cause bass clef reads differently than treble
6:10 I remember hearing that some buildings will have a -1st floor so they wouldn't end up having a 4th floor, but there's STILL a 4th floor. Now that's completely useless.
(8:50) Here's a neat fact. In Hungarian, house is called ház, and an alternative way to draw the accent is as an apostrophe after the letter: a' So one way is to write it HA'Z where the A is a house with a chimney.
I laughed so hard at the Dino and my brother came in and asked “uhh what the hell happened to that Dinosaur?” And my friend goes “ he invented crack” I laughed so hard I fell off the couch
All of your voices are great but your Kermit is something else, my guy. You also have my sense of humour so the things you say IN that voice are amazing
He's had that one before and reacted to the room numbers then. Pretty sure feigning ignorance is just straight up part of the bit now, since it always prompts so many comments, which is "engagement", which means it shows up higher in trending.
The musical B is H in German. So i read 1:40 as HAND HGGK. Even when reading the base line as violin Notes, it would be Hand Geek. And you know what they use their hands for ;P
2:20 Tous has left the chat (Btw those earrings are from a pretty famous and quite expensive Spanish brand called Tous ...they indeed are kinda ugly tho)
7:40 This reminds me of the time when I was hanging out with my friend and we were telling jokes. And I needed to lower my voice for a joke and my friend said "When you do that it's the perfect sans voice". Now me doing the sans voice is a running joke.
6:27 I use those types of pencils *all the time*. It does get a little annoying to deal with it but I’ve learned that keeping a finger on the twisty piece keeps it relatively in place.
@@Mr__Joe I'm sorry, but I bet you make mistakes in your second language too. Oh wait, as an American, you probably don't speak a second language. Or a third, fourth, fifth.
@@Mr__Joe As a non American, I don't get butthurt every time someone says something negative about my country. Actually OP didn't even say something negative, you assume American stereotypes are a bad things, and you're right, but maybe not everyone means it like that, yet you immediately feel the need to attack someone, because America is the greatest Country in the world, under God, and yada yada, right? If only your intelligence was as high as your pride, it actually would be a great Country, instead of a rotting dying nation in shambles, so how you get off your fucking high horse and open your eyes. Moron.
8:42 That's from a movie called Grave of the Fireflies. That little girl literally goes insane and died from hunger. Can't wait to learn how to cook the meals they didn't have!
I'm Korean, and I can confirm that the Bleach "Cereal" is in fact, hair bleach.
Bad design anyhow.
Yeesh
cresentcube what the fuck,they tyna kill kids
Why did they even put the word "cereal?" Did the company use google translate?
I'll still eat it bro
This has to be satire, right?
"Cursive is gibberish with a bit of flavor to it"
How dare you say something so controversial yet so brave?
ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᶦˢˢᵉᵈ ᵃ ʷᵒʳᵈ
Edit: There you go
@@mistman_161 which one
@@jonasneubert4436
You missed "say"
@@FenixiaFlower thanks dude gonna edit it
Saying cursive is bad is an excuse for people that can't read accept It.
*Change my mind because my body is ready*
7:26 THAT WAS THE MOST SPOT ON IMPRESSION OF SANS, OMG-
yup, i agree
@@lilliansena5285 Go back and listen BONEhead! 😜 Oh yeah, want a hotdog?
@@lilliansena5285 but its still good tho
*uh uh uhuh uuh uhuhuh uh uhuh uuhh*
Okay but what about dat kermit impression tho-
"Comic Sams AND Papyrus next to eachother."
Me: This is NOT a crappy desing, they made it like this because the undertale fan's will go in there.
you must choose your favourite brother
id go into both of those stores
What's a desing?
I lost brain cells from reading that awful grammar...
Sams
*"Stay back wasps"*
Wasps: *That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*
That image was posted because they printed a black page with a white phrase wasting lots of ink. The sign, of course, was advising people to stay away because of wasps..
But... the real question is... how do the wasps know how to speak...
I swear thats a british sign.. but i dont know. I think ive seen it in osterley park
Edit: yeah so i checked, and that's definitely national trust... goddammit brits
lol true
Hi Rice, and that is perfect
I am convinced that Damien can mimic anything, living or not, on this planet
You fool, why be limited to the meer skies? Go further and beyond, into the unknown deep depths of what we call our Universe. He can mimic anything.
damien mimics a rock
*concrete sliding sounds*
@@egg3273
Can he mimic the words of the All-In-One, the Almighty Yog-Sothoth?
Or the maddened speech of the Deamonic Sultan Azathoth?
1:10 *I see absolutely nothing wrong with this picture. It is a very well known fact that Australia does in fact not exist.*
Nah. It's Russia thats missing, mate.
They're all paid actors.
Might want to double check that mate
Yea there is nothing wrong with that picture
It’s showing all of the continents not the countries and Russia is a country obviously
Wake up sheeple
6:09 it's normal to have a -1 floor, the crappy design is that the 1 and 2 are missing
Yeet
my building has a -1 too.
@@vedantchaudhari7123 also known as a fucking basement
My home has only -1
Everyone in european hotels uses -1 for the underground parking lot or basement. It's completely normal for me
"Cursive is just gibberish with a little bit of flavour to it."
- Damien
I think the same thing 😂😂😂
y'all's a buncha uncultured swine.
look at that icon! are you TRYING to be original!?
😶😨I write cursive sometimes...
@@lolafennelly8855 my handwriting is cursive because I need to write fast but it also has gaps so it looks werid :/
100% true
DAMIEN DOES SUCH A GOOD KERMIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
My god you’re right
Yeah but its got nothing on his chills impression
Still, #1 Best Kermit impression I’ve EVER heard 😂
I have not watched this vid and was about to leave but then I saw thus comment and now I am watching the whole thing
Edit: I have seen the impression and very much agree
Oh yea
Is no one going to talk about how Emkay's REALLY GOOD at impressions?
His Kermit the Frog impression is on point!
Wait until you hear his Shaggy impression.
I can agree
He's like the Reddit Jacksepticeye.
I still think he's secretly Uncle Al
Comic Sans AND Papyrus next to eachother ( feat a really good impression of Sans' voice from Damian )
7:22
AKIRA I cannot see it we’ll, can you explain? About the image so I can understand, because all I see are 2 buildings
The fonts on the building are Comic Sans and Papyrus. Next to each others. So, we can literally say that Sans and Papyrus are there. Also, the purpose of that comment was simply to have a timecode for Damian's Sans voice )
AKIRA oooooh, thanks!
@@akira5710 I now know about Undertale. Thank you
THIS MAN JUST DID THE SANS VOICE PERFECTLY
YESSS
Emma Allen FORGIVE ME FOR MY FOOLISHNESS
💯th like
i didnt get the picture
Hi Alexi
The cursive says "the hauhful" or "the hauhfuh" depending on if that's supposed to be an H at the end, or an L with a flourish. You can't read it because it doesn't make sense in the first place.
I read it as "haulifub"
I think it's a beautiful new word.
I got haubful
It was supposed to be America the beautiful
"Go get'em tiger!"
"But that's a cheetah."
No it's a leopard 😂 I'm dying
ikr
@@lazzycheetah829 it's a common mistake, you two species look too similar
@@infinityguy16 yeah it really is but once you really see it you can tell just by the shape of the animal
@@infinityguy16 People seriously think they look similar?
@@TheOcculticUnicorn yep
If sans had a voice it would be yours, Damien
Don’t fight it
bananadile?
@@thegreatgoldfilms6311 croconana
Potassigator
O shet ur right
Seth Daniels banalligator
That sidewalk goes straight in the wall like Harry Potter lol 😂
Your comment will not be forgotten
Just use Tunnel effect to pass it through scientifically.
Backward Long Jump is a feasible method.
Fresh your right
**They clearly knew what they were doing*
**Why else would you put COMIC SANS & PAPYRUS together?*
Why did i expect this
Because graphic design is your passion.
Because you get comic sans papyrus. Since there's no papyrus in comic, you just get comic.
@@jabblock5433 that gave me a good 5 minute gigglefest
Chara Undertale
I KNOW RIGHT!!!
The Sans and Kermit impressions were spot on lol. I was dying :'D
Why'd Patrick Star sound like Joe Swanson, though?
Lost it at "BRUCE! I NEED THOSE! I NEED THOSE TO SEE, BRO!" 😂😂
ikr lamo i had to skip it bc it was making me explode in science class
*Damien starts doing the Sans text noise*
Ah, I see that you’re a man of culture as well
"Traffic circle"
I think the words you're looking for are roundabout.
Roundabout were?
@@ugli968 how dare you not know of the sacred English roundabout
who calls it a traffic circle?
@@barry8156 Yeet
@@RosieGoldie85 To Be Continued =======>
Depression: *EXISTS*
Damien: I'm bout' to end this man's whole career.
Depression: *oh* *shi-*
Oh shut up
Ahh shit here we go again
Derpy Pastel well aren’t you epic,
@@presidenteherm5161 no he is Derpy Pastel
"You forgot Russia" nope, Russia just isnt a continent Damien. They forgot Australia.
Julian cooking
Uhhh, r/woooosh
@@user-lx7ke5zu7u eh, with damien you are never too sure if it's a joke or you need to question his intelligence.
@@jjdraws3390
Yup.
Anyway Australia doesent exist and the Earth is Flat. Also Vaxxines cause Autism, and you can take my word on that. I know the lies the government are telling us, trust me, for Eye Iz Smert
R/woooosh
@@lilliansena5285 r/wooosh
8:42 That's literally the scene where the young girl dies. Of starvation. God why
The band shirt doesn’t even make sense lmaooooooooo
They tried to say “Band Geek”
but it’s says “Band Bggk” cause bass clef reads differently than treble
Wait.. how'd you know that unless you yourself are a band geek...
I only read bass clef. I play trombone...
He sounds like what sans would sound like if he wasn’t a skeleton and didn’t drink ketchup but like that’s only my headcanon
nice likes
oh g o d
actually he more or less sounds like Sans overdosed on ketchup
he sounds like fitz
headcanon?
His Kermit voice is amazing lmao
“Bruce!”
“I need those!”
now I can’t Listen to Damian without imagine sans talking...
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Yes
Neither. It's amazing.
1:44
That bass staff...
Drop each note *TWO* corresponding lines and spaces.
My eyes burn just looking at it.
Being a band Person myself. It Hurt my eyes to see it.
"band bggk"
Qi Cai Oh yeah I’m surely a band bggk
Yvonne-Bella oh that’s what that is, thank you I was really confused lol, my class hasn’t really gotten into bass clef yet
"Sans doesn't have a voice, but if he did I wouldn't be him"
Half the comments: I mean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*Go get em' Tiger*
"That's a cheetah"
Is actually a leopard.
They look similar
@@izzythetrashposter5710 I don't think so, but ok
10:13 "Kermit no!"Damien,2019.😂💚
6:10 I remember hearing that some buildings will have a -1st floor so they wouldn't end up having a 4th floor, but there's STILL a 4th floor. Now that's completely useless.
'Go get em tiger'
"that's a cheetah"
leopard:am I a joke to you?
They look similar. it's not his fault
@@izzythetrashposter5710 different enough to tell the difference.
I'm gonna be really upset if we don't get a whole video on April Fool's narrated by Damien doing his Sans impression (complete w/ dialogue boxes).
Same
8:38
"But that's a cheetah"
That's a leopard...
yea, mega oof for damien
++++++++++++++++1
The dialogues he give with these just kill me “Bruce!”
“I need those to see, BRUCE!!!!”
n o
At 2:30 why does this dino looks like he saw the space rock hit the planet and saw all of the other dinosaurs die
Damien can do any voice impression I SWEAR HE CAN.
Damien's laugh is really contagious. My sadness immediately leaves the moment he laughs at something in the vid.
Bro, Damien just laughed at cringe. He's going to gain subscriber.
Oh hey its you again
Please don't be disappointed in me
I can't wait until tomorrow you have about 100 likes.
welcome back
"Go get em' tiger!"
Damien "That's a cheetah"
*Is a jaguar*
1:16
We, Filipinos, do not acknowledge Australia's existence.
(DepED WHY)
I've heard from my Dad how racist Australians are to Filipinos
This is payback.
Jk
And I’m migrating there. So I’m going to migrate to nowhere?
Dammit deped
*ano?*
1:11 that map is 100% accurate, Australia is fake don’t you know?
Russia is not a continent
Russia is part of Asia the map isn't wrong, and Australia is it's own continent.
my grandma genuinely doesn't believe Australia exists
@@jushpubby Tell Grammy she is right. Us Australians are actually aliens. OwO
@@rampage3712
Yeah, Russia is considered European. But most (Siberia) is on Asia.
It also labled Indonesia as Austrualia.
“That’s a cheetah”
Learn your animals, that’s a leopard
Timestamp is 8:37 btw
id say it looks a little more like a jaguar but its definitely not a cheetah
Yeah, it’s a Jaguar
Suzy Moore still not a cheetah
I thought it was a jaguar
@@Rainok
"that's a leopard"
learn your animals, that's a jaguar
"'Go get 'em, tiger!' but that's a cheetah."
Damien that's a leopard.
"Go get 'em Tiger"
"But that's a Cheetah"
You're BOTH wrong. That can be either a Leopard or a Jaguar.
yup
(8:50) Here's a neat fact. In Hungarian, house is called ház, and an alternative way to draw the accent is as an apostrophe after the letter: a'
So one way is to write it HA'Z where the A is a house with a chimney.
2:54
EmKay: Why do you have an acronym inside of an acronym?
Cubers:
*sweating profusely*
Imagine Acronym has a Acronym which Has a Acronym inside that Acronym.
0:51 I love cursive, and even I can't read that. Big yikes.
Supposed to be "America the beautiful", but they messed up on the b and e, and didn't cross the t or dot the i, so it looks like "hauhful".
@@nothingtoit142 I just don't get why they didn't just use a cursive font. As in, with pre-existing letters.
"Those turny things next to the faucet."
You mean a tap?
Sans does have voice *”Maybe”* *”its”* *”the”* *”way”* *”your”* *”dressed.”*
Damian, my dude, not only do you have *the* most infectious laugh on TH-cam, your Kermit impression is spot on.
I laughed so hard at the Dino and my brother came in and asked “uhh what the hell happened to that Dinosaur?” And my friend goes “ he invented crack” I laughed so hard I fell off the couch
Lmao XD
My dudes Kermit impression is on point
that sans impression was golden-
He is sans
Yep
3:45 The infuriating thing here is that is in a hotel room, so the cups the hotel set out in their room were filthy.
"Go get em tiger!"
"But it's a cheeta"
No its a leapord
I thought 1:29 was kinda cool, but than I realized it had carpet on it.
???
There was a save water ad in the hotel which makes you spit on the poor kid's face...
.
.
.
.
*You need water, [spits] here you go*
r/cursedcomments.
5:52 HOLY SHIT I SAW THAT THING WHEN I WENT TO THE CINEMA WITH MY FAMILY. MY DAD POINTED THE CRAPPY DESIGN OUT. LMFAO
3:35 It looks like the people who made that Ants movie designed Ash’s jawline.
All of your voices are great but your Kermit is something else, my guy. You also have my sense of humour so the things you say IN that voice are amazing
"Go get 'em, Tiger!"
"That's a cheetah."
THAT'S A LEOPARD!
4:04 I believe you missed the crappy design. The way the room numbers are arranged is crappy design
He's had that one before and reacted to the room numbers then. Pretty sure feigning ignorance is just straight up part of the bit now, since it always prompts so many comments, which is "engagement", which means it shows up higher in trending.
The musical B is H in German.
So i read 1:40 as HAND HGGK.
Even when reading the base line as violin Notes, it would be Hand Geek.
And you know what they use their hands for ;P
2:20 Tous has left the chat
(Btw those earrings are from a pretty famous and quite expensive Spanish brand called Tous ...they indeed are kinda ugly tho)
King Dice music
Kermit voice
Undertale references
THIS IS MY TYPE OF CHANEL!!
mhm
The dory one is all me looking in the mirror and my face be like
YOU SAID NICE AS SOON AS MY PHONE HIT 69%.
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
8:37
*Damien:* _"That's a Cheetah!"_
*Me:* That... that's a Leopard.
7:40 This reminds me of the time when I was hanging out with my friend and we were telling jokes. And I needed to lower my voice for a joke and my friend said "When you do that it's the perfect sans voice". Now me doing the sans voice is a running joke.
0:00 The fish in the centre is me trying to understand maps.
8:37 “that’s a cheetah”
Me: boi that’s a leopard XD
Mate it’s obviously a cat.
0:00 I saw that one at Walmart and I was giggling about it non stop lol my family thought I was crazy
Bruh i stopped binge watching Grian Hermitcraft for this XD
OH FRICK I JUST REALIZED HOW EARLY I WAS
A man of culture, I see.
@@Wombattlr YES
Nice
@@musse6407 Hi
I swear I commented on this if u like deleted it that's fine ( I kinda was being a bit nasty) or it didn't post you know Yt lol
"The thing next to the tap, the turny things, what are they called?" Taps, my dude. They're called Taps.
0:22 me: i can hear pictures
Headpnones case: *i can see music*
Damien's voice give me the will to live
ThaTs DeEp
I agree tho
This might sound weird, but your videos are kinda my reddit highlight of the day. Maybe a creppyPms with Chills voice :-)
4:50 what the hell is a traffic circle? That just looks like a round-a-bout
Traffic circles are what Americans call Round-a-Bouts
We call them round-a-bouts in the South
@@caratarmy9146 yeah we call em both
6:27 I use those types of pencils *all the time*. It does get a little annoying to deal with it but I’ve learned that keeping a finger on the twisty piece keeps it relatively in place.
"Quote from video I just watched!"
"Continuation of quotation, probably a response"
"Punchline!"
Added ramblings for comedic effect.
The bleach stuff is a Cereal Killer
Geddit? No?
I'm gonna go cry by myself
I got it
"Cursive is gibberish with a little bit of flavour to it!" THAT'S GOLD! 😂
To that 1 dislike... you sir are a crappydesign
Yes indeed
Everyone is talking about his sans voice, but is nobody going to point out that impeccable Kermit impersonation?
Laughing at Damien is part of the fun. Like when he forgets the word "tap".
As an European, Damien fits perfectly into every American stereotype.
As an American, I know when to use "an" right
@@Mr__Joe I'm sorry, but I bet you make mistakes in your second language too. Oh wait, as an American, you probably don't speak a second language. Or a third, fourth, fifth.
@@Mr__Joe As a European, I don't have to worry too much about mass shooters.
@@Mr__Joe As a non American, I don't get butthurt every time someone says something negative about my country. Actually OP didn't even say something negative, you assume American stereotypes are a bad things, and you're right, but maybe not everyone means it like that, yet you immediately feel the need to attack someone, because America is the greatest Country in the world, under God, and yada yada, right? If only your intelligence was as high as your pride, it actually would be a great Country, instead of a rotting dying nation in shambles, so how you get off your fucking high horse and open your eyes. Moron.
@@Mr__Joe Germans have 7 words for "The" alone.
u know all of them?
“GO GET EM TIGER”
Damien: that’s a cheetah
Somebody: it’s actually a leopard
Me: Sorry, the truth is that’s a panther
No, its a wolf
Guys cant we all agree it's a giraffe
Bruh that's my dead son
Nope, it's a wild dog.
First post *when the alabama family reunion night happens*
9:00 my grandparents had heat lamps in their bathrooms at their old house. But they have them on the wall of the bathroom away from the door
8:42 That's from a movie called Grave of the Fireflies. That little girl literally goes insane and died from hunger.
Can't wait to learn how to cook the meals they didn't have!
"Go get 'em, tiger."
"That's a cheetah."
*That's a jaguar. Or maybe a leopard but it's most certainly not a cheetah.*
thats what i was gonna say. arent the cheetahs black markings under their eyes longer? and cheetahs are leaner
@@yumitanou9944 cheetahs have spots too instead of rosettes or something
@@internetduck1520 oh yea. that too
Cursive is just the spaghetti of writing
8:37
Isn't that a leopard, not a cheetah?
Yes, thank you!
It's not a leopard it's a jaguar
@@hyderflayer The coat isn't right for a jaguar, but the build isn't quite rigt for a leopard. Maybe it's a hybrid?
Dude you make the best voice impersonations. Like i legit thought you played the Sans sound file there, and the Kermit was really good
1:00 I think it's trying to say "America the beautiful" but I can only see "America the hauiliful".