2:04 to those who don't get this: he's saying "I volunteer to help blind people" he's saying the verb and not the adjective. he isn't helping those who are blind. he's *blinding* people.
"12 hours of nothing" "close your eyes for fullscreen" No that's for Virtual reality, not fullscreen! if you want fullscreen just turn your screen off.
3:46 considering TH-cam now frequently shows multiple ads, this meme is quite applicable because skipping the first ad skips the second ad, but an unstoppable first ad means the second ad WILL start.
Water isnt wet by the very definition of the word. Wet describes something that is saturated in water or another liquid. By that definition, not liquid can technically be wet. But they can apply wetness to other things. I know its stupid and confounds logic...
Water is adhesive, which makes it stick to things, when water sticks to things, they become wet. Water is also cohesive, which means it sticks to other water, therefore water is wet.
As a lefty, we may finish essays on time but at least people with no hands don't end up smudging their work dragging the hand across the paper and getting covered in pen/pencil. Not to mention the stupid spiral in notebooks. Or that your pencil/pen will always be upside down. It is a cursed existence.
@@BetterEggsOfficial The spiral is on the left side of the notebook. You can't write on the left side of the page without having half your hand on the spiral. Once, when I had to write an essay in a spiral bound, I spent so much time with my hand on the spiral that it cut my hand open.
I use the definition of wet that the Action Lab uses: if there is any impurity, it is wet. Signs with water on it are wet. Pools with chlorine in it are wet. If there are no impurities, it is not wet. 100% H2O is not wet.
Also, cohesion is when water sticks to water. When water sticks to something, it makes it wet, so cohesion can cause water to be wet. Adhesion is when water sticks to something other than itself, but adhesion isn't apart of the definition of 'wet'. Therefor, water can be wet.
@@Azurath100 It also used in diapers its super absorbent and kinda like jelly marbles that can increase in size by absorbing water and shrink by evaporation.
"What is worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?" Some random person: "A landmine" "What's worse than stepping on a landmine in the middle of the night? " Me: "OHH OHH A LEGO LANDMINE!"
9:03 The actual reason they go backwards is to keep a trajectory away from the boat if you sit down and go into the water forward with the top of your body the heaviest you will roll back to where you were. So if you go off a boat forward there is the risk of being caught in the motor, which is why they go backward.
Water has 2 important properties. 1. Adhesion: waters ability to stick to other things 2 Cohesion: water's ability to stick to itself. They are both the same in principle. If we consider wetness to only be adhesion, then yes, water is not wet. But because water wets itself in the same way that it wets other things, water is, in fact, wet. The only way to have dry water is to have a single water molecule.
@@TrashmanTony And you can't remove the water from the pool, or the ocean/lake floor? Granted it wouldn't be a pool and lake anymore, but it's still wet in the picture.
@@uwu-et8rh just because two people write similar, or even identical, things. It doesn't mean they weren't both original thoughts. Not everything needs gate keeping.
He said "THE WATER IS NOT- NO", which is technically true. We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
Technically it's not wet, you describe something as wet when it's a solid with a liquid stick in their surface, so if you pour water on water you get just more water, no wet water, the only case when the water is wet it's only when you put water on ice
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said "No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold And it's fresh And it's all home-made. Can I get you Glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass". Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade OK? Why not give it a try?" The duck said, "Goodbye."good day Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, Look, this is getting old. I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said, "How 'bout, no." Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said, "THAT'S IT! If you don't stay away, duck, I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck So don't get to close!" The duck said, "Adios." Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?" "What" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I- oh!" And one more question for you; "Got any grapes?" (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum) And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh. He laughed for a while. He said, "Come on duck, let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes So you won't have to ask anymore." So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck and the duck said, "Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store has any lemonade?" Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said "No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold And it's fresh And it's all home-made. Can I get you Glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass". Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade OK? Why not give it a try?" The duck said, "Goodbye."good day Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, Look, this is getting old. I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said, "How 'bout, no." Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said, "THAT'S IT! If you don't stay away, duck, I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck So don't get to close!" The duck said, "Adios." Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?" "What" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I- oh!" And one more question for you; "Got any grapes?" (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum) And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh. He laughed for a while. He said, "Come on duck, let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes So you won't have to ask anymore." So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck and the duck said, "Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store has any lemonade?" Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said "No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold And it's fresh And it's all home-made. Can I get you Glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass". Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade OK? Why not give it a try?" The duck said, "Goodbye."good day Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, Look, this is getting old. I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said, "How 'bout, no." Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said, "THAT'S IT! If you don't stay away, duck, I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck So don't get to close!" The duck said, "Adios." Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?" "What" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I- oh!" And one more question for you; "Got any grapes?" (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum) And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh. He laughed for a while. He said, "Come on duck, let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes So you won't have to ask anymore." So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck and the duck said, "Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store has any lemonade?" Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said "No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold And it's fresh And it's all home-made. Can I get you Glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass". Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade OK? Why not give it a try?" The duck said, "Goodbye."good day Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, Look, this is getting old. I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said, "How 'bout, no." Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said, "THAT'S IT! If you don't stay away, duck, I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck So don't get to close!" The duck said, "Adios." Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?" "What" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I- oh!" And one more question for you; "Got any grapes?" (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum) And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh. He laughed for a while. He said, "Come on duck, let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes So you won't have to ask anymore." So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck and the duck said, "Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store has any lemonade?" Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
Visit www.reddit.com/r/EmKay/ or I'll call you a DUNCE! A DOOFUS!
No u!
I’m already on there can I have a hug
Call me a doofus i dare you.
EmKay hi
EmKay you won't, COWARD.
Damien: that’s mean.
Also Damien 1 second later: *continues to make fun of people with no hands*
I mean, it’s technically the truth.
I have no arms but I have my legs and my parents. (THIS IS A JOKE, PLZ DON'T HATE)
@@Randomerr0r how are you texting
Someone should just give them a hand.
What are they gonna do? Slap him?
Just relised that this is basically dad jokes with a twist, and i love it even more now
popcorn i just realized your click baiting because you popcorn AND a drink.
No its no- OH MY GOD WTF YOU'RE RIEGHT
@@thoriumThrn what do you mean :))))
popcorn_cola wow you changed it
@@thoriumThrn yeah i did 😂
*_Intensely touching like button with nose to prove Damien wrong_*
Good job minecraft
Funny thing is he actually liked the video
*Uses text-to-speech*
Good to know I am not the only one.
Imagine how many people liked the comment with their nose
Just me?
fact: the brain is the only organ studying itself
Lung
@@trentecinq35 how?
As far as we know...
Eyes
@@mrvaughn1449 So how do eyes think about themselves?
as an art major, can confirm that yes, all you need are art supplies and pain.
You drew your pfp?
You can't spell painting without pain.
7 year old me was an artist
I can relate *Cough* back pain *cough*
Finally people who understand qwq
2:04 to those who don't get this:
he's saying "I volunteer to help blind people"
he's saying the verb and not the adjective.
he isn't helping those who are blind.
he's *blinding* people.
Iliekwaffles thank you I’m an uneducated swine
Also I looked up the definitions of verb and adjective and still didn’t understand, I was like, “help is the action?”
Thank you, I came to the comments to ask about it.
Thank you dad
Iliekwaffles thank you so much you legend
Can you imagine if the Titanic pool wasn’t full of water.
Dylan Carroll :O
I fail to see any people that can be wOoOoShEd.....soooo...
tHe PoOl HaS tO bE fIlLeD wItH wAtEr, ThAtS sCiEnCe
@@alarmy5211 R/Whoosh.
It is full if salt water
Mr. Gold potato’s =\ funny
"Florida is a zoo for white people"
EmKay: "That's technically true"
Me: "Wh... I... I mean... I agree, but... What?"
me as a intellectual fish!: I LIVE IN FLORIDA BUT IM ORANGE!
i dont live in Florida...
@@beefygaming_realnofake I do and I can sadly agree 😭
4:45 as a left handed person, I can confirm that this is correct
WOW!DIDNT KNOW THA-THA-
HahahahahhahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHHAHAAHAUAHAHHAHAHAA😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
i was the 69th person to like this comment. i'm left handed too
This is false
Pretty sure we didn't need confirmation
Confirmed: Damien is the voice actor of Plankton
🌸PastelMask🌸 did you get it from his other count name potty h
@@herbie3202 Nah, he just sounds exactly like Plankton
th-cam.com/video/jvbpEvKoiA8/w-d-xo.html this is emkay
@@herbie3202 I know, but when he does a Plankton accent he sounds just like him lmao
🌸PastelMask🌸 i know but he doesn’t better in the link
Summertime Techincally the Truh:
*Swimming in pools is basically having fun trying not to drown.*
Wha...wh...why did you ruin swimming
Omg that's true
Now I'm re-evaluating my childhood
@Noah Avshalom oops.
@Ezekiel Brown shuttup
i always follow the truh
Choose your fighter:
Sneeze: The Speed
Cough: The Brawler
Choke: The Assassin
Stroke: The Tank
Yawn: The Mage
Let me know some more
I choose Choke
throwup: the brewer
Shart: the Artist
Explosive Diarrhea: The Pyromancer
That one weird kick your leg does when you try and sleep: The Awakened
Me: today is a bad day
*hears Damien's laugh*
Me: today is a good day
True that
I get horny from damians laughs for some reason
Einheit Fox same
@@dthistptil7783 glad im not the only one
Damian: *Insults Handless people*
Handless People: "Am I a joke to you?"
Damien: Yes. *wheezes harder*
Damien: yes
If they have no hands how did they get here?
@@bryanvazquez4124 *illuminati confirmed*
Congratulations u now have 69 likes, your welcome
1:13 Water isn't wet, but thw sea floor is soaked in water and is therefore wet.
So it ain't wrong.
Water wet
Sketchups nope
@@indicis8145 water is wetter than rain
Water is wet
You are correct
Guy: *stands on iPhone*
Guy: *gets shot*
Apple: shot on iPhone
He wasn't shot by the phone it was the camera.
R/woooosh
@@definitelynotlucas69420 my first wooosh ever
@Copycat nah
I've been looking for you
"12 hours of nothing"
"close your eyes for fullscreen"
No that's for Virtual reality, not fullscreen!
if you want fullscreen just turn your screen off.
It’s not virtual
“Did-did she..slash the tire?”
*Over-heated tea kettle sounds*
Damian clearly hasn’t mastered the art of typing with ones nose
Edit: GUYS STOP COMMENTING STUFF LIKE THAT
Or corpse
Or fingers
Wait o shit
Or intestines
*OR*
"being an artist only requires two things: art supplies and pain"
well yes.
hitler had the art supplies, he was working on the other
Nobody:
Damien: Sounds like plankton
During the wet floor one he kina sounded like markiplier
Cooleeapple TH-cam plot twist: *damien is markiplier*
No
Trueeee
I'm gay
@@shanechannel7066 me too
3:46 considering TH-cam now frequently shows multiple ads, this meme is quite applicable because skipping the first ad skips the second ad, but an unstoppable first ad means the second ad WILL start.
woooosh
jk
5:06 Damien slowly descends into madness while he watches his enemies burn
Damien : water isn't wet,it makes things wet.
Me : fire isn't hot,it makes other things warm.
Water is moist, water is wet, water is a liquid
@@shonklebonkle324 Water is not wet
@@AbsoLucian water is wet
@@africawow3709 water is not wet.
Water isnt wet by the very definition of the word. Wet describes something that is saturated in water or another liquid. By that definition, not liquid can technically be wet. But they can apply wetness to other things. I know its stupid and confounds logic...
I guess you you can say the people who have no arms can't wield weapons cuz they're...
*disarmed*
YOU NOW UNHORSED!!!!!!
yes
It depends, Were they *Armed* to begin with?
@@Coronodo don't worry, he's my irl friend
Completely 'armless, too
"Go ahead! Leave a hate comment. Oh wait! You have no hands!"
*Begins typing furiously with nose*
I typed this reply with my foot.
I typed this with my *censored*
Tomato
*C H I L D S L A V E*
@@amuffin8380 I love your name and profile pic I ship that shiz too
2:39
Me and my friends couldn't stop laughing at this for some reason.
Daily Dose of Reddit with Emkay
Daily dose of Dad jokes and laughs
Great till you realise how much money he makes for nothing
Ah, I’d rather have my daily dose of cocaine
Ah, a fellow fander
DragonPhantom 13 Hi!!!
EmKay: **roasts people with no hands**
No handers: **types with nose furiously**
With nose furiously
Emkay: *no-hanedness stuff*
Me: *is on mobile*
*Likes video with nose*
*Comments with nose*
Sorry, what did you say?
Wait? How'd you do that?
Ohh with your nose
@@idunno1300 it was very hard and took me too long. *With nose once again.*
I did this too
@@idunno1300 i used my feet
me at midnight : If a glass is called a glass cause its made of glass, then a plastic glass is called a plastic\
also me : Why you booing me?im right!
Water is adhesive, which makes it stick to things, when water sticks to things, they become wet. Water is also cohesive, which means it sticks to other water, therefore water is wet.
So, an isolated water molecule is not wet?
Water can be wet, but it itself is not wet. It requires other water to make the water wet.
As explained with the comment and the first two replies.
FINALLY, someone understands
Thank you
Christopher Discavage this is right NO MORE STUPID QUESTIONS
Petition for Damien to review r/EmKay for 1 mil just like giofilms
He will
Unskippable 5 second ad: *Small brain*
Skippable 30 second ad: *Big brain*
Skippable 5 second ad: *ASCENDED BRAIN*
Skippable 1 second ad: biggest brain
Skippable 2 second ad: *ULTRA ASCENDANT BIG BRAIN*
Unskippable TH-cam Logo Scary Add: *PTSD Brain*
Find Potato in Minecraft: Irish big brain
No ad: No Brain
The 1.5k dislikes are the people who used their stumps.
💀💀💀
Probably
As a lefty, we may finish essays on time but at least people with no hands don't end up smudging their work dragging the hand across the paper and getting covered in pen/pencil. Not to mention the stupid spiral in notebooks.
Or that your pencil/pen will always be upside down.
It is a cursed existence.
Wait what the fuck was that about the pen being upside down?
Right handed people have to deal with the spiral thing too.
Wait what is the problem with spiral notebooks? I understand everything else but that.
I’m right handed and I can say: that happens to right handed people too
@@BetterEggsOfficial The spiral is on the left side of the notebook. You can't write on the left side of the page without having half your hand on the spiral. Once, when I had to write an essay in a spiral bound, I spent so much time with my hand on the spiral that it cut my hand open.
Can we have a compilation of emkay laughing to his own jokes
That’s just what his videos are
There is one
can we have a compilation of all the times people asked this same exact question? It would take more than a day to watch.
r/DamiensLaugh
Mr.Scared Damien is his name
0:46 As an artist, I can confirm this is true. I appreciate that this is being recognized.
mr mumbles
Bait?
Being an artist is fucking painful
"We're the first game that gives advantages to women"
You're also the first game to give advantages to a specific sex
The more videos EmKay does, the more intense his laugh is.
did you know that the great wall of china is
*made in china*
Jan Maverick no it’s not, otherwise it would probably have broken by now
Hmmm no one to r/wooosh
Tf, noo, mindblown
did u know chinese people were
made in china?
He’s to dangerous to be left alive
2:08 The joke joke is that he makes people blind he doesn’t help blind people...this took me a second too😕
We know
aayyy thank you my hero.
you da real mvp
.-.
oh
I use the definition of wet that the Action Lab uses: if there is any impurity, it is wet. Signs with water on it are wet. Pools with chlorine in it are wet. If there are no impurities, it is not wet. 100% H2O is not wet.
Very interesting profile pic lmao
"you have the power to heal others.you are a villain"
....soooo...can i give people cancer by overhealing them
oh no
Loli no
Nia says hi.
CRAZY DIAMOND
Overhealing would just build uber
definition of WET: covered or saturated with water or another liquid.
So the floor is wet!
Sooo two thirds of the Earth is wet
Spartan 2006 yes
Your pfp is from kekeflipnote right?
Water technically is wet so what
Also, cohesion is when water sticks to water. When water sticks to something, it makes it wet, so cohesion can cause water to be wet. Adhesion is when water sticks to something other than itself, but adhesion isn't apart of the definition of 'wet'. Therefor, water can be wet.
Drunk people be like:
*drunk people noises*
Obi wan McGregor i wont destroy 69
High ground: HIGH GROUND NOISES
2:04 i dont understand pls help
Adrie Jude he helps make people GO blind, not help blind people around town
All the old memes are ONLY relevant today is EmKay is spitting it out
I typed this with my nose. So you don’t need hands to comment and I liked it with my nose.
Mae mayhem8080 lungs
Idk what to reply. I typed this part with my hands
howd you avoid pressing multiple keys at once
the asshole guy in the group practice and accuracy. I sometimes do use my nose on my phone when my hands are full too.
Port You. Antiproton botched, I bsvrbbjv nostril
You wanna know what’s really technically the truth?
Rupaul’s “born naked” album.
water can make some things stick to smooth surfaces. water also sticks to itself. therefore water is a glue.
How can comment ur NOTHING!!!!!
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
throw in some proteins and it's called 🙃hydrogel🙃
@@Azurath100 It also used in diapers its super absorbent and kinda like jelly marbles that can increase in size by absorbing water and shrink by evaporation.
Excuse me what
"What is worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?"
Some random person: "A landmine"
"What's worse than stepping on a landmine in the middle of the night? "
Me: "OHH OHH A LEGO LANDMINE!"
Its time for my "D.D.D." as in "Daily Dose of Damien"
(Edit: Thanks for the likes!!)
Yes, its a 3D one
I may not have hands but I do have text-to-speech!
Wouldn't it be speech to text
69 likes **giggling evily**
“Water is not wet” what’s next? Fire is not hot? Salt is not salty? Heavy metal is not actually that heavy?
Fire is not burnt, salt is not salted
@@flugelblarghen the sign says "wet floor" witch means the sand is wet.
@@themoon-sj5rr the sand is not wet until it is taken out of the water
@@deathmachinestar there is more sand under the sand that is in contact with the water, any sand that is deeper then 2 inches is wet.
@@flugelblarghen Something is wet when water is sticking to it. Water is cohesive, meaning it sticks to itself.
Water IS wet.
9:03 The actual reason they go backwards is to keep a trajectory away from the boat if you sit down and go into the water forward with the top of your body the heaviest you will roll back to where you were. So if you go off a boat forward there is the risk of being caught in the motor, which is why they go backward.
Water has 2 important properties.
1. Adhesion: waters ability to stick to other things
2 Cohesion: water's ability to stick to itself.
They are both the same in principle. If we consider wetness to only be adhesion, then yes, water is not wet. But because water wets itself in the same way that it wets other things, water is, in fact, wet. The only way to have dry water is to have a single water molecule.
Water pisses themselves?!
Makes perfect sense actually
In Germany we literally have a saying that translates to: “did you know water is wet”
Foot Fetish:
Shows plankton
Plankton: has a wife
Plankton's wife: a robot
The robot: no feet
“Handless people can’t like this video” > * puts the phone on the table and likes the video with phone
"If you are homeless, just buy a house"
*"if your parents hate you, make them love you"*
"If you have depression, just be happy."
bruh.... ik its a joke but if not there homeless because they have no money
@@diobrando1694 just shut up and accept the joke funny nazi cuz you cant allow fun!
If you are starving, *just stop starving*
Sign: "Wet floor"
Damian: "Water is not wet!"
. . . When did the sign say anything about the water being wet?
That's true it's the ocean's that is wet
WATER IS THE WETNESS
To say that somthing is wet means that the water on the surface of the something can be removed
@@TrashmanTony And you can't remove the water from the pool, or the ocean/lake floor? Granted it wouldn't be a pool and lake anymore, but it's still wet in the picture.
Water is the wet
I finished my lunch exactly as the narrator said "That's the end of the video" and it's weird lol
" I'm gonna steal your daughters feet Krabs!"
Everyone watching: Dies from laughter
“i’ll steal your daughters feet, crabs”
-EmKay 2019
Actually me tho : "I'm dumb, my brains small, I can't have this conversation"
What
11:10
As a candian, I can confirm that we live under a thick layer of hogs.
"I have no arms"
Damien:Imma do some weezing for now.
"Can you draw this ship?"
Student: no
Me: I dont know, can I?
"I'll steal your daughters feet, Krabbs!"
... The sad thing is, I can actually see this being done on the show.
damien: makes fun of people with no hands
my dark humor: true comedy
*Day 47 of trying to get Damian to do r/breadstabledtotrees*
What day you on now
When Damien laughs I feel my life expectancy increase
someone else already posted this on 1 of his older videos :/
uwu it’s still true
@@uwu-et8rh just because two people write similar, or even identical, things. It doesn't mean they weren't both original thoughts. Not everything needs gate keeping.
@@SariaGoy fair enough
Ha! You're so near 1 Mil...
Gimme that laughing face reveal!!
He’s already revealed his face. :/
@@elixir3790 ik lol
Brennan Snitkey you didn’t even make the original comment.
Taynimations
Where
tyler joseph is god, are you asking where he has shown his face? He’s shown it on his Twitter and other social medias.
Everyone is immortal until they die
This is only in statistics of life to death
5:04
My toes, tongue and nose: You dare oppose me,mortal.
bryan Ramirez My high heel; don’t make me type with my broken heel
please for love of god bryan don’t use your tongue
"People who don't have hands can't like." You say? You underestemate the NOSE BOOP!
tongue
Technically we are all time traveling at 1 second per second
I just LOVE R/technicallythetruth! They’re basically just dad jokes, and I love that! And my boi Damien is the narrating? Heck yeah!
wet (according to the merriam-webster dictionary):
*consisting of,* containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)
Hear him! Hear him!
WATER IS NOT WET
@@jouritube963 Water consists of water, therefore it is wet.
*no*
@@jouritube963 it takes a strong man to deny what is right in front of him
the water molecules are touching each other, so the water is wet
when water is in or on things that are not water, that thing is wet.
Why is that
@@charliefelsburg208 So you say that if i mix water and another liquid, the other liquid becomes wet?
Max Power solids*
@@charliefelsburg208 mixing two liquids doesnt necessarily make a solid
*Day 9 of asking Damien to make a complation of his laughs*
Good luck soldier
Thank you very much sir/ma’am
Nice, nice
Emkay: LEAVE A HATE COMMENT OH WAIT YOU HAVE NO HANDS
My nose: *am I a joke to you?*
9:50 If you listen hard enough you can hear the air draining out of the tire.
451 dislikes are from the people with no hands.
But wait, they have no hands!
@@no-kf8yy omg this is so fuunnnnyy!!(sarcasm)
YEET Wow! So sarcastic and sassy, I bet everyone just loves your jokes! /s
@@no-kf8yy what about their toes?
L9 vkxle Hmm... they must have good aim.
*"The water is not wet."* - Damien 2019
It is
No.
@@EnderGearRay it is learned it in science
Water isn't wet it makes OTHER things wet
@@brojuztgame516 and I learned that condoms could cause std's
“I’ll steal your daughter’s feet, Krabs.”
Funniest thing Plankton ever said.
"ITS 8 AM"
Yeah, it is, i need my morning coffe with either captin Morgan or liquer 43... Then we start talking
“the water is not wet”
-Damien
He said "THE WATER IS NOT- NO", which is technically true.
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
It is wet. Its not DRY
“The pool in titanic is still filled with water”
Ninki minjaj: looks like I’m going for a swim
"Did you know? The pool on the Titanic is still filled with water." **MMMMMMMMMMMM**
You heard him guys”all you need is art supplies and pain”.😂
Insane fact:
Did you know that lemonade is named after lemons?!
WOW!
@@nilimabegum3653 insane fact did u know kittycorn is named after Kitty and corn
@@nilimabegum3653 did u know u chose 365 bc u thought of it
@Copycat did u know u r a copy of a cat
When is r/Emkay going to be featured in Emkay?
the phrase “stop in the name of the law” is useless because they are already breaking the law.
they dont care.
“Water is not wet.”
-EmKay, 2019
Technically it's not wet, you describe something as wet when it's a solid with a liquid stick in their surface, so if you pour water on water you get just more water, no wet water, the only case when the water is wet it's only when you put water on ice
@@jez_chill983 how would you know the water was wet before it was submerged
...You’re seriously trying to tell me that water is dry?
You can't get wet water! It's a liquid! Not a solid!
"Dough a head leaf a hey d con end" use us speach two ext
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
Glass?"
The duck said,
"I'll pass".
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."good day
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
"How 'bout, no."
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don't get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I- oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)
And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
"Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
Glass?"
The duck said,
"I'll pass".
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."good day
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
"How 'bout, no."
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don't get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I- oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)
And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
"Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
Glass?"
The duck said,
"I'll pass".
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."good day
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
"How 'bout, no."
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don't get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I- oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)
And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
"Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
Glass?"
The duck said,
"I'll pass".
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."good day
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
"How 'bout, no."
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don't get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I- oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)
And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
"Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
a legend
a welcome surprise
and the duck found a *S H O T G U N*
EmKay: "Ggrrr I don't like these"
Me: this is literally my favourite r/ (I don't use reddit so idk how it works)
Subreddit?