Emkay: "you look burnt" is a rare insult Me an intellectual: "Ya know what; I love myself even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself"
Arnold really hit him with the “I’m not removing this because it can teach more likable people not to be how you are.” Damn, he really is the terminator.
@@logged-out I'll have you know I've been in several theater productions and have never once been a door but have been told I was one of the best actors you freaking sour yellow orange
06:55 God spent so much time just designing the seed, then you idiot humans come along and chop down his hard working wood only so you can print the words you believe he gave you...
@@nobody7817 You're right, except that white doesn't contain every color of pigment, but reflects every color of light that we can see. But you're only wrong with the use of the word pigment and perhaps "contains". Your intended meaning is still correct. You just mixed additive and subtractive color a bit.
@@nobody7817 Could say that white is the most boring colour because it just reflects everything, instead of having any kind of personality. Then again, black is a selfish colour.
@@Slimmeyy I like that one a lot. What's funny is that white can be used to mean both boring and interesting. You're like white, you reflect everything because you have no personality of your own. You're like white, you reflect all outside influences because you have a unique personality.
Or just ask them to take their child back to Alabama and stay there. The kids making Sloth from Th Goonies looking like the winner in the Sexiest Man in The World for the past decade...
He's an insult I just came up with: You're like a pull tab on an expired can of cream corn. Nobody wants to do anything with you, and if they do, they immediately regret it and get as far away from you as possible
Imagine being a tiny seed growing into a magnificent tree, only to be cut down and turned into the 50 shades of grey series. You've suffered for way too long, and this is you're punishment. The Injustice is unbearable.
3:21 When I was that young, I didn't even know what North, South, West, and East was lol. I just always drew it on the left. Jokes on you guys. I don't even eat popcorn
@@UwU-df2qw That's just the image I chose as my pfp because i wanted to change my pfp but i didn't know what to change it to. So i just chose the hand-reaching-out-to-grab-you picture that i've seen in some cursed emoji memes. I had no intention of copying Emkay??
And the people like you who leave these types of comments are the same people who cosplay as every celebrity ever the second they learn of their existence instead of searching for a job and marriage.
Sir Apple YES THATS IT!! I recall hearing complaints about how vidcon changed and that it was less creator focused because it was now owned by a massive international corporation as opposed to actual creators, which is also where I heard vidcon was acquired by Viacom
One time I saw someone say "Why the chocolate pudding did you do that you christmas tree?!" I will now swear at people using only those words. EDIT: *heard
The girl in the video from the refinery 29 post, that's Mikaela Long. She's done videos talking ABOUT refinery 29. She's not actually with them, Damien. x3
Malena Boeva was looking for this comment! That comment was taken out of context. I do believe that video was her making fun of them specifically and someone was giving their opinion of Refinery29 as well.
Emkay: "you look burnt" is a rare insult
Me an intellectual: "Ya know what; I love myself even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself"
Y’all look like one? I am one
What are you doing in THE CHILD!
@@Powers-cm7fz your juices lookin hella delicious👅
@MoaN mY nAMe no
No need to love yourself, the oven already does
Wow, imagine actually being destroyed online by Arnold Schwarzenegger
He wasn't destroyed.
He was...
*Puts on sunglasses...*
...Terminated.
And for once I actually agreed with the former governor of California.
Except that "I know what you're looking for is attention and you won't get any" part.
Uh? Yes he will have plenty now...
arnold is fucking awesome
@@alexas.7634 He never said that, he said no one will ever remember you.
2:27 that's mikaela long making fun of refinery29, she sure as hell doesn't work for them
yeah xd she definitely doesnt work for them
I'm still surprised people don't know her. She's a vine star and also doing well on youtube and is pretty close to jenna marbles...
@@stagnantfox3027 I freaking love her
@God dont we all god
who?
8:12 "Does she floss her teeth with a mattress?"
Thavage.
Nice
LMFAO
I hate it when people thay “thavage”
Mmm Carpet
Enov r/woosh
Damien- “nothing wrong with a little bit of a tooth gap”
The tooth gap-
🦷 🦷
Lookin like 2D from Gorillaz ass
Each cm of that tooth gap is a brain cell i lost looking at this comment.
Haha, that's... Really, haha... Funny
Damn, I've never realised how gappy my teeth are before
Normal people: TEETH
Her: TEE. TH
Those teeth are sponsored by Gap™
Why do I hear Minecraft arrows and pressure plates/trip wire hooks at the begining of the video?
I think thats an AFK fishfarm
@@benp.865 Emkay actually plays Minecraft. I'm so proud.
@@_AniWatch be quiet you dubstep
@@ZeFluffyNuphkin shut up you nob.
@@_AniWatch get demonitized, you ugly pant
That plankton impression tho. It'd be awesome if he did a whole insults video or roast me video in that voice.
I ruined your 69 likes hehe
it was so accurate omg
@@velourey gonna have to get it to 420...
I know realise I cannot count
I completely forgot about this
"I'm inspired to get a plague. Let's get a plague, baby!"
i can't tell if this aged like milk or like wine
@EnchantingEcho Brilliant, thank you
Water, it turned warm. Some people like it, other people hate it
Yes
As a plague doctor, OH GOD PLEASE DONT
Aged like the Black Plague
Take this either as an insult or a compliment.
Out of all 300,000,000 sperm cells, we got you.
Stay where you staying. I am calling police. You are way too much
I took it as both
Damn I won the biggest marathon of my life
Nah it's an insult for me
I'll take it as an insult because I am a dissapointment
Random Minecraft sounds in the beginning?
Edit: guys...its been a year, can we all just move on from this????
I thought I had my game on lmfao
Button sounds
I knew I wasn't crazy.
Creeper
Edit: what did i start
I was playing mc while watching and It confused me
0:07 *i don’t care that you broke your elbow*
Donna Winkler he does look like that guy
Dwight from the office
@@shinmalphur2734 He looks nothing like Dwight lmao
Copying other comments be like:
*_-Its free real estate-_*
@@Leah-xk9pt it's a youtube comment so boohoo
I can't lie, the plankton voice is IMMACULATE
Fr
3:55
Someone: *insults the disabled*
Arnold: prepare to be terminated
Arnold: "I'm back"
ARNOLD: *your* *time* *has* *come*
I find that very patronising
@@secretsquirrel7374 how
@@eduardojara6955 handicap- able is incredibly patronising
2:31 the girl in the video actually kind of mocks refinery29
Lmaooooo I get this joke
When i read this comment i was like what if it's Mikaela and then it actually showed her i'm-
I love Mikaela
She has mad make-up skills, it's just their tutorials that are trash hahah
@@-xgachagirlx-3500 same mate
This dude had his minecraft running while recording a video. What a legend
I seriously thought I was hearing things XD
Justo yes
@@wildone9946 same
@@PasiHatGrasi my minecraft was open so i was confused
THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS?!?!
Arnold really hit him with the “I’m not removing this because it can teach more likable people not to be how you are.” Damn, he really is the terminator.
“That’s Sean Astin from Lord of the Rings, you fetus.”
Oh yeah? That’s Sean Astin from The Goonies. Who’s the fetus now?
Sean Astin from Rudy?
Generic Acoustic Guitar No, Lord Of The Rings.
Sean Astin from 50 First Dates
Sean Austin from the womb
That’s Sean Austin from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Gotta add “you unseasoned chicken wing” to my insult list.
And the plague one
yes
Or you unelasticized rubber chicken
Remus my favourite rat man! 💚
Galaxypug4ever make sure to add Dense Cabbage!
2:35 she’s not Refinery29, she’s making a video roasting them lmao
I'm so glad someone else noticed this and not just me 😂😂
Poor Mikaela 😂
i’m glad u said something
People are so dumb. It honestly made me angry that he was laughing at her without even knowing the context. Shitty human.
@@biancan6583 Calm down it's not like he did it on purpose
3:08 That Plankton impression was spot on
“How about you close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likeable person then open them and weep”
It works
Nope, can't imagine the unthinkable
MysteryPuns true
This man should voice Plankton if his original voice actor retires
Edit: This ain't an insult. It's a genuine thought. You people are mean
@@user-ek4qp3pi6v what
If you were an actor, you would be the door.
@@logged-out I'll have you know I've been in several theater productions and have never once been a door but have been told I was one of the best actors you freaking sour yellow orange
@Energetic Ethan So?
Why are people replying to this one comment sound so angry? He was just saying that he made a good impression ._.
2:27 she was trying refinery29 bad makeups.
She's mocking them.
Y Marie glad you said
was just gunna say that!
He just laughs at shit and doesn’t even know the context.
06:55 God spent so much time just designing the seed, then you idiot humans come along and chop down his hard working wood only so you can print the words you believe he gave you...
Exactly, Mikaela is actually good at makeup... unless she’s drunk 😂
Y'know, I thought the "You Look Burnt" insult wasn't rare... *it was well done*
Damian's laugh: *exists*
Depression: I don't feel so good. *Turns to dust*
Very true...
M-Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good
His natural laugh is fine, but I can't stand it when he forces it and laughs for 10 seconds longer than needed.
"Emotional range of A NERF bullet"
Wow.
Not if you remove the air restrictors and replace the spring with a k26
All that means is that the bullet still does one thing. Just harder.
Aren't they called darts?
eldospinks yeah they are darts
666 likes noice
OMFG HE THOUGHT MIKAELA WAS THE REFINERY 21 GIRLS I'M DYING
WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT I STILL LAUGH
better now than never
Omg!
I know I was like “SHES THE OPPOSITE”
@@a33-z4j they're exactly the same
"When I see an ugly baby, I usually scream and grab a can of Raid" - Damien, EmKay, 2019
_This line broke me_
0:01 the owner looks like he doesn't care that you broke your elbow
Conor lmao
Yes
I'm gonna say it
Insomnia copied comment from original video eh
For the thumbnail...
She looks roasted enough.
How would you like your steak?
Well done
I got one
Who let cinder Ella out of the basement
I thought that as well
OH
Yess
2:30 *MIKAELA*
Also Damien they are insulting Refinery 29, and she’s not a part of them she was making a video joking about them lmao
I was looking for this comment thank you
turtle mia same
Rebeca R same
Arnold’s roast was so hot I legitimately think after he burned in the lava he said “hey dude, wanna be friends?” And the lava said “yeah sure”
"there are approximately 390 billion trees in the Amazon Rainforest"
ABOUT THAT
Ahaha...
Underrated
Too early broski...
@@HiDiddilyDoodily Oh no.
;-; Earth is dying.
How to call someone useless in school:
You are a white colored crayon
Comeback: “but I’m on black paper.”
@@nobody7817 You're right, except that white doesn't contain every color of pigment, but reflects every color of light that we can see. But you're only wrong with the use of the word pigment and perhaps "contains".
Your intended meaning is still correct.
You just mixed additive and subtractive color a bit.
@@nobody7817 Could say that white is the most boring colour because it just reflects everything, instead of having any kind of personality.
Then again, black is a selfish colour.
i thought of that too while watching this
@@Slimmeyy I like that one a lot. What's funny is that white can be used to mean both boring and interesting.
You're like white, you reflect everything because you have no personality of your own.
You're like white, you reflect all outside influences because you have a unique personality.
Are you the plankton voice actor? You actually sound exactly like him 3:07
Levon Aronian right????
He actually is really good at dubbing people
damn I was gonna say that the impression was pretty much perfect
IKR
it's called an impression.
“Triple H looks like the default Nord in Skyrim wtf”
*Hey you, You’re finally awake*
Hey You, it's time to play the game
Hey you....
Wait I don't even have Skyrim
@@chickennumgit1055 oh you will have it soon....
Btw I did all the side quests first...
Alduin was no match
I didn’t even die once in the final boss fight
Damn Arnold straight up MURDERED that troll with words.
I love how we can hear you play minecraft in the background. It just adds to the video.
I thought u was the only one who heard that
2:32 that's not refinery29 lmao, she was making fun of them
Beh, **wheeze**
2:05 That caught me so off guard, HOW IS IT THAT ACCURATE LMFAOO
3:08 is no one gonna talk about his FREAKING AMAZING impression of plankton
why are you commenting while walking
FrostWaterYX i can never stop walking. I am the ever being
Furret whar
I dislike furret just my opinion don’t hurts me
It's honestly not that good
How to tell someone their baby is ugly: When you first see the baby, say, "Oh how cute! What breed is he, a Shih Tzu?"
Better yet, "Oh, it looks just like you :)"
Or just ask them to take their child back to Alabama and stay there. The kids making Sloth from Th Goonies looking like the winner in the Sexiest Man in The World for the past decade...
afootineachworld Would you call Hitler a cute baby
@@Ace-hh6ej Nein.
@afootineachworld Baby won't get offended though.
2:27, Damien I don’t think you understand what’d going on in this picture.
That git, isn’t refinery21 she made a video dissing it (Mikaela long)
Oof
@@biaatiser Zoe...
Arnold went Black Sabbath mode “You have two possible paths you can be the chosen one or death!”
0:39 hey! I saw that girl at comic con! She was awesome! My dad was so amazed someone could do that!
That's so cool!! It was such a cool outfit
That’s pretty awesome.
"You cup of decaf"
Ive never heard that one! I'm gonna start using it 😂
Saaaaaame
ImOnPH Me too, ya stale biscuit
@@rosevans what have I started 😂
You absolute door knob.
You pathetic snail
2:32 that’s mikeala long :D she did a video on how awful refinery29 is
And here is all the love just for you
I don’t like you are giving love to a lil loli it makes me uncomfortable
He's an insult I just came up with:
You're like a pull tab on an expired can of cream corn.
Nobody wants to do anything with you, and if they do, they immediately regret it and get as far away from you as possible
I could clap.
Thanks for describing me the perfect way.
Look at my profile pic!!!
:(
2:35 the girl isn’t a part of refinery29, she’s more or less just making fun of them
0:14
Emkay: does intro
every computer mouse nearby: *CLICK CLICK CLICK*
Myusername waskidnapped oml yes
He’s playing minecraft
@@Bleebledop oh you’re playing Minecraft, *I LIKE YOUR CUT G*
@@Travinater *_EARRAPE TACO BELL SOUND EFFECT_*
Imagine being a tiny seed growing into a magnificent tree, only to be cut down and turned into the 50 shades of grey series. You've suffered for way too long, and this is you're punishment. The Injustice is unbearable.
Jackass: insults the disabled
Arnold Swartzinager: I'll be back
3:21 When I was that young, I didn't even know what North, South, West, and East was lol. I just always drew it on the left.
Jokes on you guys. I don't even eat popcorn
Then you're probably be that one kid who tries to drown a fish to death
@@yeehawsheriff9389 or the guy that puts milk with cereal instead of cereal with milk
@@sangaperezgimenez6717 You mean the correct way? Or it's just badly worded, you're wrong either way.
You don't eat popcorn?
Your taste buds are probably so dried out and stale from lack of flavour that that's the reason your personality is so bland
Fun fact: in Germany everyone claps when the plain lands
And I thought it was just a Lufthansa thing! ; p
Plane* plain is when you put no seasoning on your meat it is plain
Oh my god
Now i'm happy that i'm hungarian
I agree
@@bencenagy5459 same
The girl in the thumbnail looks like my sims when I leave them unattended for 5 minutes.
“Is he wearing Asbestos Fabric?”
Nah, that’s just his name. dude looking like a sim
Dude, why is your pfp trying to rip off EmKay?
@@UwU-df2qw That's just the image I chose as my pfp because i wanted to change my pfp but i didn't know what to change it to. So i just chose the hand-reaching-out-to-grab-you picture that i've seen in some cursed emoji memes. I had no intention of copying Emkay??
@@eddie4346 I just wanted to stick to the theme of the video
@@UwU-df2qw oh right lol sorry
That's his fuckin name?! A material that gives people cancer and is generally bad for people's wellbeing? Jesus his parents must of hated this kid
“What are her nails made of?”
Me: Her tooth gap used to have no space those ARE her teeth
8:13 My dad saw this and he said, "Maybe not a mattress but definitely a tow rope."
*W H E E Z E*
Oooooof! You didn’t have to kill the fucker!
My mother really hates me swearing so I changed the swear words with classical music composers.
*BACH!* is my favourite.
Love this!
*dies on an online game*
SON OF A BACH
Bach you
I'm comin' for Debussy.
Son of a Bach
Is anyone gonna talk about how absolutely perfect his plankton impression was???
Timestamp? I glossed over it
@@IMikalottafriends 3:06 ! Would've gotten back sooner, it was just reaaaaaaallly late when you commented haha
@@IMikalottafriends watch the whole fucking video
4:56 is what you get when you hit randomize in the sims.
The people who say 'first' in the comments are the same people who would call 911 because the workers at Wendy's wouldn't give them a Big Mac.
yeah, i like this, this is nice
And the people like you who leave these types of comments are the same people who cosplay as every celebrity ever the second they learn of their existence instead of searching for a job and marriage.
Day 2 asking Damien to do a whole video of him just laughing
😩
He just should browse r/dankmemes
FINALLY! A cause I can get behind
th-cam.com/video/nCFtrHJsV0c/w-d-xo.html
Yes
Respect the fact Damien was making a video and playing Minecraft simultaneously.
5:04 is from the channel SciShow.
They produce scientific education type videos.
The video was probably to do with materials.
Sir Apple Michael Aranda. I remember when he was one of the big ones. Glad he’s still doing scishow.
MissCaraMint
The biggest thing that they ever did was start VidCon.
I think they still run it.
Always good for a quick lesson or bar fact.
Sir Apple I’m not sure about this but I’m pretty sure the company that runs MTV owns vidcon now, but take that with a grain of salt
Serenity Block
A quick bit of research shows that Viacom acquired VidCon in 2018.
Is that the company you mean?
Sir Apple YES THATS IT!! I recall hearing complaints about how vidcon changed and that it was less creator focused because it was now owned by a massive international corporation as opposed to actual creators, which is also where I heard vidcon was acquired by Viacom
I was on twitter today and I found out that Damien has BLUE HAIR. Needless to say, I was mildly surprised.
HE DOES?!
End Creeper Yeah! Go to twitter and type in HeyPottyH
Oof
why did i read that in his voice
2:31 the video is where she gives herself a refinery29 makeover she hasn’t done anything yet that the introduction lmao
Can't we just appreciate how good emkay is at impressions? I mean, seriously! He's good!
Emkay is the channel name,the voice is Damien 💀
@@Eliza.x well it’s what is TH-cam channel is called it’s ok if she calls him Damien or emkay
@@Thecashstuffer-wb3ie yeah ig
One time I saw someone say "Why the chocolate pudding did you do that you christmas tree?!" I will now swear at people using only those words.
EDIT: *heard
What?
OneLayerCake i have no idea what he just said his grammar.... he is speaking the language of the gods
White Hound it really isnt that funny
@@vuda6891 Nor was your reply necessary, you tasteless donut.
StitchYYT Lmao that sounds like Gordon Ramsay would use the insult. “Fucking tasteless donut.”
"Sean Astin was in Lord of the rings, feetus"
Yes, but he was also in the goonies. _feeTuS_
gwen
Lmaooo 💀💀💀
It's fetus, fetus
*sees it's from 9 months ago*
👦🔫
@@astonished-scout omigosh all my comments were all so cringe 💀
@@koyo5088 You should see mine.
0:20 were you playing Minecraft in the background?
he is a man of culture
Challenging Gameplay afk fishing farm
thats what i thought too
You re a good one
4:25 And that's why he's called THE TERMINATOR
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
This video: _мIпесгаfт lеvег sоund_
I really needed this type of positivity
Thank you for this EmKay
well im hiv positive if it helps
that moment when you forget your favorite youtubers name
Really Banana Millz
Everyone: Hey, that’s Sean Astin from Stranger Things/Lord of the Rings.
Me: Hey, that’s that guy who showed up in a single episode of Supergirl!!!
Ew
“Your offspring is off putting.” Love it. 😂
4:55 dude also looks like he’s from the sims
that's gotta be the party outfit
Gar of gleeff? Ahaha!
dutchy! baba gloopi
*Drowns Sims in pool*
The girl in the video from the refinery 29 post, that's Mikaela Long.
She's done videos talking ABOUT refinery 29.
She's not actually with them, Damien. x3
X333333333 UwU ~Nyaaa
this
boy
has
some
*-DARK-*
*-THEME-*
this boy has some.. what? I expected an answer. Refund!
“In a spitting match nobody swallows like you” is my personal favorite
2:26 actually that’s Mikaela Long, and she was making fun of Refinery29 I that video... lmao
Pukicho instills more fear into me than any mortal ever has
"The anonymous mask"
Or, as people older than 15 call it, the Guy Fawkes mask from V for Vendetta.
*insert clapping gif*
FINALLY *SOMEONE WHO I CAN RELATE TOO* however I did first see that movie when I was 14 sooooo
Legendary movie
Now the debate: is V a woman or a man
I think we all know she is a woman
@@obamnaprismus But v has a deep masculine voice
Or, as people older than 25 call it, the Guy Fawkes mask from actual events in three dimensions, like Bonfire Night. :)
When Damien said he wanted to contract that plague now that’s more real than he could ever imagine
2:30 thats Mikaela Long and she has a TH-cam channel, she actually makes fun of them
Malena Boeva was looking for this comment! That comment was taken out of context. I do believe that video was her making fun of them specifically and someone was giving their opinion of Refinery29 as well.
"you unseasoned chicken wing" is now probably my favour insult
You mean your "flavour insult"
I'll show myself out
Why are there sounds of Minecraft?
Edit: I just realize he was multi tasking by reading and using a computer
Damien’s plankton impression was so accurate holy shit
Is no one gonna point out how amazing that plankton impression is?
2:31 That's not a refinery29 video, its from a review on their makeup tutorials. That, "she's trying her best" killed me.
Your username is the name of my ship in assassins creed.
i run koboldpost-generator (11:52) and i gotta say it's incredibly surreal appearing on emkay. i didnt even know i ended up on reddit to begin with
Ive written that one down. Its a great insult/threat
AMAZING
I WAS THE ONE THAT POSTED THAT, YOURE WELCOME
@@knightoflight4973 i would die for you
@@manafurnace I'm following you, i think
10:09 I loved this guy in "The Road To El Dorado"
“hAvE yOu HaD a ChUm DoG”
- Damien
10:08
Damn, Zack is roasting people from beyond the grave.
2:35
Thats...not Refinery 29
Its someone trying to do one of their tutorials
2:11 Looks like an angler fish.
I said that out loud and my brother was also talking to me (I have headphones on) and he said, "I AM speaking English" XD
@@sanibobani808 *French baugette noises*
0:26 he looks like if Freddy Mercury and Lord Farquad had a kid.
4:10
You could have spoken it in the Terminator Voice
Are you really playing minecraft while looking t r/Rareinsults????/ belongs in the madlad section
3:28
Um, I always drew the sun on the left side, it just felt natural. And, I don’t even like popcorn, so haha jokes on you!!
I honestly cannot believe that this comment was a whole frickin 3 months ago.....it feels like so much shorter.
Yeah me too. The rises in the east and when you look towards the sun from the northern side of the equator it'll rise on the left of the horizon.