This is Damien; **Calls someone an idiot** **Extend a joke than laugh at his joke** **Reads the meme and moves on without saying anything** **laughs** **i don’t get it**
@Graham Morcom My name is Pills and many people suspect that cloning me, shrinking my clone, freezing it then eating it is the right thing to do in this situation.
Whoa whoa whoa, wait just a second, i like it and it’s at 86 likes. I open up the replies and it’s at 86 and I HAVEN’T liked it yet. The system is rigged, I get two votes today!
I wonder what would happen if that guy at the end was doing someone’s lung extensions and all of a sudden heard sirens, and just starts running, leaving the patient laying on the operation bed table thing with semi extended lungs.
Was worried for a second. Comment was at 69 likes, so I didn't want to ruin it, but I tapped it and it just hadn't updated. 83 likes. I was able to like this comment. Crisis averted
SafanTheBlueEagleGamingTV-Roblox & more!! 1: long ash name 2: being 16 you act 5 3: nobody cares that ur lil bro makes vids. my 16 yo friend has 85 subs while i’m 9 and have 102
Technically Glock 15 could be a thing, it would be whatever was the 15th invention of Gaston Glock (Glock 17 was his 17th invention in case that wasn't obvious enough)
Everyone's always talking about Damien's laugh, but his chills impression gets me every time
Plot twist: EmKay is actually chills
There's even a subreddit.. r/DamiensLaugh (not mine)
Slow down his laugh. I DARE you.
@@riccardoboi515, I'm convinced they are the same person. Try and prove otherwise. Have you ever seen them in the same room??
@@chattur8173 oh god oh fuck
This is Damien;
**Calls someone an idiot**
**Extend a joke than laugh at his joke**
**Reads the meme and moves on without saying anything**
**laughs**
**i don’t get it**
And I love every bit of it
>calls someone an idiot
>extend a joke than laugh at this joke
>reads the meme and moves on without saying anything
>laughs
>I don't get it
And wheeze laughing ASMR in your ear without your consent.
you forgot
**says before moving on a meme "thank you, I appreciate it"**
Who told you his name is Damien
8:27
“Hi my name is chills and I have a basketball game *tomorrowww”*
Tobe Evans I heard this comment.
@@GrizzleyBearington no you saw it
well i play point guard, i got shoe game
OH
@@rokai7317
*nah definitely heard it Dude*
10:44 That guy is cosplaying almost every Disney villain at the same time.
Ayy... I thought I'm the only one who watch this on quarantine
Help my Linux phone didn't load this comment correctly
Why is that impression of the foot lettuce dude perfect? I legit thought it was him
That's because emkay has him in his basement along with slazo
Chills. his youtube name is chills.
@@femboyrowyn6330 no its foot lettuce dude
alxine nuuu :0
@@femboyrowyn6330 chill dude
8:24
Im starting to think that damien might be chills
King Koralis they're not I know what chills looks like they are completely different
Yea
I always thought that lol.
@@mysticvx2721 r/whoosh
(I'll probably post this on reddit btw).
@@manmanboyboydudedudeguyguy2800 ha I saw you edited it. You're also referencing reddit outside of reddit, so, no u.
I'm blursed...
with disappointment.
Ok boomer
Will you ever forgive me tails
Yay another novelty channel
BEGONE FURRY lmao
:D
8:05
This is for anyone who wanted to see his Chills impression-
Dam he's good
*t H i S i S m Y j E r S e Y*
i cant stop laughing
i am terrified... help...
Chills voice gives me unbelievable anxiety
8:25 dude, you sound exactly like him! Jesus Christ thats uncanny. Trust me I know that voice well, considering that chills is my ringtone lol.
Exactly my thought, what the fuck, I thought it was Chills
I thought how tf did he get chills to collab w him
Why would you make that your ringtone
John Rankin why not lmao?
Crazy right chills is one of my fav youtubers
“Consent condom requires four hands to open...”
“Unless you’re Machamp”
YOU BEAT ME TO IT YOU POKEMANIAC
Or Goro.
Or the 4 hand alien from ben 10
@@erieriderschillingcorner1595 you mean 4 arms uncultured swine
@@tokenbrownboy9441 Sorry after what i saw they made ben into i never touched ben 10 cartoons and forgot all names.
@@erieriderschillingcorner1595 understandable sir
DUDE YOU SOUND JUST LIKE CHILLS
When you impersonate him
Liftoff Yazzi bruh i think you mean impression
Bruh you mean impression
Stick - Z no.... he meant impersonate
*That's a bit sus*
This was scary as fuck
6:34
*when Dora explores the world of Jojo’s bizarre Adventure*
Dorararararararararararararararararararararararararara-
*DORA*
@@bootaroshoejo7210 yare yare
Crazy Diamond requiem.
This is the power of my Stand, [B O O T S]
Lol watch this th-cam.com/video/M86oH_o8IUw/w-d-xo.html then this th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
I cant wait for tails is disappointed in your recent life decisions to show up, he's my pal
And _you_ are my disappointment.
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions how bout we are all disappointments
@@TailsIsDisappointed why are you everywhere
Yeah, he subbed to me.
@@snorIaxatives nice
Plot twist
Damien isn’t doing an impression of Chills
Damien IS Chills
I thought that the frost Time I heard it lmao
Shourya Sinha r/cursedcomments
Omg..
I am the MEMER why
the plot thickens
Anniversary
(O f h o r s e f u n e r a l)
Don't forget THOSE GODDAMN TUESDAYS, THOSE FECKING TUESDAYS MAN GOD.
The Return Of Jim.
Sometimes Damien is Plankton, other times he's Chills, most of the time he's Joe.
Joe mama
whos joe?
@@AdrianXandlerjoe mama
4:36
*We cater any events!*
_h o r s e f u n e r a l_
Me:
*_cries in a corner for jøergen_*
*Cries with you for Agro*
JÖERGEN NO
*joins*
Why no justice for jeb_?
F ...
We need a video of Damien laughing for 1 hour
yep
Yea
No
U YOU DARE APOLOGIZING FOR THAT
*yes*
European schools :"No Running in the halls!!"
American schools :"No Full auto in the building!!"
Btw we are not allowed to talk to loud
@@hector3845 ah yes the "talk an you get shot" saying its beautiful. No?
Lol
Nothing happens here
@@hector3845 Europe or america?
"OH MY GOODNESS DORA WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!?" Never expected that today.
But were you expecting not to expect something? if so it doesn't count
Is it just me who blursts out laughing at damiens Chills voice, it’s so on point lol
Edit: changed bursts to blursts also ty for the likes
You should hear his plankton!!
Did you mean blurst?
Yep and that's what scares me
8:24
A condom that needs four hands
General grievous gonna have a good time
Thanks for putting THAT image in my head...
@@Quirderph Bruh cyborgs gotta get some too
Spider porn time
Oz Media is better than EmKay
IMO
....
Damien tell ur editor to stop cropping out part of the damn image.
at least giofilms zooms out most of the time after he reads it
Also tell your editor to sync the audio better it's always a couple seconds off and it bothers me
@@officialtoadchildakaLJxD wh-where did that come from.....
Facts
Sivan the Hedgehog how can you stutter in text??? Lmao
at 6:40 Dora: can you help me find the steroids that my dad hid
*takes steroids away*
That impression of Chillz (Chills?) Was perfect.
chills you dumbass
@@thekurtmanyea says the guy with wiener brows
@@zarkzark2994 says the guy with the default pfp
Lead_TV says the guy with a cat pfp
@@Eric-tk9sb says eric
6:52 What? Dora is evolving!
Congratulations! Dora evolved into Doriyah!
oh god my head's already writing a theme song for Ganondorf's sword.
Doriyah the Dragoon Slaya!
Being real, I just once saw a meme with dora with ganon's face and the text
"Doriyah the destroyer" so I had to make the joke.
God damn swiper ain't swiping anymore
Aztec dubstep starts playing
Dinkleberg: builds a while new house for the Turner's
Mr.turner: D I N K L E B I R G
Timmy: ah shit, here we go again
69 likes: ayyyyy
“I got scammed”
“G R E A T !”
Does no one fcking appreciate all of EMKAYS IMPRESSIONS
JWalsh41 DONT CURSE THIS IS A MINECRAFT CHRISTIAN SERVER
I do
too many people do
everybody shut the shit up please
Whenever you laugh, it feels like drinking milk in Minecraft.
eyewars what does that feel like
My depression, anxiety, and stress: **exists**
Damien's videos and laugh: I'm gonna stop you right there.
That's not how mental illness works sir
i agree
@@jacobwebb8818 r/Woooosh
@@dreamieramune blursed
@Phantom Gaming peasant
10:50
Bruh my man looks like Mr. Incredible with a mustache...
Can we just get a face cam to see you laugh like an old man every time
Bro go back to your soyboy TH-camrs that :O at everthing, why the fuck would he need that
Bubblesoldier Jesus.
Bubblesoldier for s c i e n c e
Bubblesoldier shut up, let the man dream you asshole
@@momogasi7930 no u
I wonder if Chills watches your videos...
No
Vladimir kurwa hOw WoUlD *yOu* KnOw?
Cri Lune is that aquamarine? Your pfp?
Is your profile pic Aquamarine? If so, hello fellow SU fan! My favorite gem is Lapis Lazuli, I love her personality and character!
What if oz IS chills?
Oh wow that chills impression was soo fucking accurate
2:57 did not age well
What didn’t age well?
@@abigailtheweirdo1107 there were some accusations
@@blxifyy oh, I never heard about that. What were the accusations?
Can we PLEASE congratulate Damien on the chills impression
We did long time ago
Damien you really need to stop practicing ur chills voice, it’s quite concerning
Yeah lol
I read that in a chills voice
@Graham Morcom Well, I read THAT in Chills' voice.
@Graham Morcom My name is Pills and many people suspect that cloning me, shrinking my clone, freezing it then eating it is the right thing to do in this situation.
@Graham Morcom glad someone got the joke
8:26 that impression of chills killed me!! 10/10 👌
4:35
"return of Jim"
was that a Sherlock reference
Nope.
"Library cat outlasts councilman that wanted him gone."
Who do you think got the councilman fired? Cat be pullin' the strings.
No, the councilman died.
@Cesar Corona
Exacly.
Yo I dare you to make a video with chills using the chills voice
How the heck did people find this comment
I'm leaving this on 69 likes
Whoa whoa whoa, wait just a second, i like it and it’s at 86 likes. I open up the replies and it’s at 86 and I HAVEN’T liked it yet. The system is rigged, I get two votes today!
@@autumn2675 wow
Melissa Nissen nice
On Damien's main channel, PottyH, there already is!
*silently googles “where is uwu street”*
Idk... Earth
SammyBlueberry UWU UWU UWU
Chryspaul Biron boi UWU
uwu
UWU OWO =+ O.O OXO
8:06, Wtf How the hell does he sound like the TH-camr “Chills” So much, If any of u know who chills is then you will get this
if im correct, he IS chills
i am terrified...
burrgurr kiiing foot lettucccce
That's the joke
This is bad and not funny
Damien: “I KNOW MY POKÉMON IM THE BEST”
Also Damien: *pronounces Machamp incorrectly*
Nice.
How the hell do you pronounce it?
Adrenaline - Gaming like a goat instead of like a sheep
@@seventhdaymusic WE... NEED... ANSWERS
Loogi splatoon player found
6:56 wow the new Dora movie is looking great
I always laugh out loud when you make the foot lettuce impression 😂
Yeah that Chills voice is on point, it's killing me :'D
6:36 she explored the gym
Damien you scare me with how accurately you can replicate the "number 15" guy's voice
Its chills you 3 bit meow mix eating imbecile
@@brusinsaintformerlyturkeyb1996 Lmao goteem
His name is Chills
Tripacesfellas I KNOW
He is him
"Is that a ring on his finger??? HE'S MARRIED TOO????" this was so pure
XD
do you know the game the guy was playing?
@@shadowai9668 Nekopara.
*When you realize*
Blessed or Cursed images, your profile pic still fits
And so does mine
I think mine barely misses the mark for either
cannot relate
Is mine?
True
"consent condom": does nothing
Scissors: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
Back to school!
“Have no mercy”
*shoots homework*
Shoots teachers
"dora is now the destroya"
*killjoys intensify*
blxck pxrxde. Dora’s bizarre Adventure
Destroya DESTROYA DESTROYA!!!!!!!!!!
my chemical fucking romance
Heh heh... we all know what that means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dora
Dora
Dora the DESTROYER
After becoming a fan of CallMeCarson, he has begun appearing everywhere. I fear for my safety.
Me too
Carson is the new god
carlson is everywhere
Same
You cannot escape
0:22 ha! jokes on you ,cause we all actually dying slowly
6:54
EmKey: oh my god Dora what did you explore!
Me: *almost chokes on my saliva saying*
*dora the DESTROYER*
THE CUBE!
THE CUBE!
THE CUBE!
THE CUBE!
THE CUBE!
My classmates call me Dora because I have short hair ;-;
When my son was 2 he used to call her Dora the Exploder.
Emkay*
She discovered jojo's bizzare adventure : stardust crusaders
6:53 yo the Live action of Dora's Bizzare Adventure is looking LIT
Aztec dubstep intensifies
AYAYAYAYA
Dora: Oh? Te me estas aproximando?
SWIPER NO SWIPING!
You expected dio pero era yo DORA
2 uploads in one from emkay???
BREAKING NEWS SUICIDE RATES DROP TO 0% AND DEPRESSION IS NOW 99% REDUCED
Why not 100%?
@@thursdayelenagomez8310 the 1% are the people who disliked
Love that he did the chillz voice again
I am always the 1%...
Ballhead 456 fuck rip you man
3:05 has a whole new meaning now
At 6:40 “who let Dora into the protein shakes again”
Swiper no Swiping! RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BITCH
@@NicholasJScott was not expecting that, but I was expecting not to expect something,so it doesn't count
@@NicholasJScott holy god you made choke on my ramen
2:55: mah dude said “cargo sharts!”
Bruh. I think all the Reddit is getting to him.
2:55
"Look! They're all wearing cargo sharts!"
@ryle0150 ryle0150 *cargo sharts.*
I wonder what would happen if that guy at the end was doing someone’s lung extensions and all of a sudden heard sirens, and just starts running, leaving the patient laying on the operation bed table thing with semi extended lungs.
1:23
That baby knows nekopara is the good stuff
We need him to prepare for the near future
gotta teach em young
@Taldurin the Holy Knight get outta here weeb
we know you're sad about the vento aureo anime ending but cool it.
What is nekopara ?
@Taldurin the Holy Knight the trap being joseph joestar
"Mah-champ" and "Mah-choke"
Well done, Damien
M'choke
Me harder daddy...
@@true_neutral3378 what?
He didn’t even show the goddamn image. I’ve seen the meme
That's how it's supposed to be pronounced. It's derived from the word macho.
I've learned from the internet never to say anything out loud because everything is literally impossible to pronounce.
The joke on the catgirls one was that the game was Nekopara, a well-known hentai game.
Gotta start em young
How do you know that?????
@@backlash6436 *SHH* don't ask, for the secrets will require a sacrifice of a human soul
@@shadowai9668 welp good enough for me
Take down the image quality and that would surely be cursed
6:34 aiyaiaiai. Pss this is a JoJo reference
call me crazy, insane, or delusional but I think this is a jojo reference
Its not and how
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO OUR PRAYERS DAMIEN
Day something of asking for r/nosleep
He has already done some nosleep
Oh nvm that was fresh
Was worried for a second. Comment was at 69 likes, so I didn't want to ruin it, but I tapped it and it just hadn't updated. 83 likes. I was able to like this comment. Crisis averted
SHREK???!!!
shrek
Greetings, Brethren.
6:57
wow the parody of jojo in dora is so popular they turned her into it irl
You thought it was a JoJo parody but it was I DIO!
No that’s actually jolyne on her first day of school
6:38
Text-to-speech Sonic is gonna kill me!
4:55
Man: Holding his child
Emkay: *Is somehow surprised that he's married*
Nekopara is also a hentai game, the baby face explains it all
Yup
Cant say im proud to know it but i do
Damian: I SAW THIS AND I ALMOST CRASHED!
Also Damian: hey! It’s owo street
11:51 Megatron: *WHERE IS THE CUBE?!*
Starscream: _The humans have taken it!_
MisterBurgerBeachball1225 Thanks you, I love Transformers
“You failed me yet again Starscream, GET THEM!”
Omg another human who likes transformers
"What would you do if theses 5 guys came to your party?"
Me: Kick their butts and bite their shins
"..or cat boys for that matter"
Oh, I see that you are a man of culture as well
Now it’s hard to tell if they’re actually the gender they look like.. unless you’re truly cultured
Yes
8:25 yo man I love that impression lmao it is amazing! Great job lol.
*We cater any events like horse funerals!*
Me thinking and now crying: Joergan #1 and Joergan #2 :(
Ewwww bts army
Why do u remind me of them now am crying inside😢😢😭😭😭😭
Hopeworldian힐 라 you are im 16 idiot
Hopeworldian힐 라 dumbass my lil bro makes his own video so stfu lil kid
SafanTheBlueEagleGamingTV-Roblox & more!!
1: long ash name
2: being 16 you act 5
3: nobody cares that ur lil bro makes vids. my 16 yo friend has 85 subs while i’m 9 and have 102
"glock 15"
People who know the first flock ever created was the glock 17:
Technically Glock 15 could be a thing, it would be whatever was the 15th invention of Gaston Glock (Glock 17 was his 17th invention in case that wasn't obvious enough)
@@JohnnyGuiltyMan well true
idk why i love it when u do the chills voice but its just so funny lol
His Trump voice is pretty accurate too.
Did anyone else notice that at 2:55 Damien said cargo sharts lmfao
I'm glad that I wasn't the only one.
*s h a r t*
@@LPSWeirdCow13 lmao
I SINK IT WAS JOKE MISTER
CONSUME SHART
99% of the comments about the chills impression.
1% other stuff.
Creeper >:3
@@luvely._.nate01 *_aw man_*
@@luvely._.nate01 go back to discord where that trash is relevant
@@bigcrazyfox11 right
Sniffy :(
That foot lettuce jersey needs to be a creepypasta now. I love chills voice.
Dora explored Jojo's bizarre adventure
*D-ORA D-ORA INTENSIFIES*
Ah a man of culture
Damien: *return of jim*
Me: flashes back to "demons, jim! Demons!"
God I loved that video.
F****** markiplier's the best
“Yeah but he’s drinking out of an Aw Man creeper cup” Damien 2019
Someone reply creeper so I can ruin it
*CREEPER*
@@saahilsukhija2531 ruined BOIIII
*awwwww man*
@@saahilsukhija2531 ruined BOIII
2:00 he didn’t let me stare at it for 30 seconds and I am mad
When Emkay uploads 2 vids in a day:
SUICIDE RATE DROPS TO 0%
Conspiracy theory:
Is Damien actually Chills.
“End racism”
🤠🤜🏻🤛🏿🐵
“Wait a sec..”
5:47
“Hey teach, wanna play Pokémon with us after school? I got a machop I got a machoke...”
The fact that there is probably p**n of that disturbs me
Whenever i hear “And that brings us to the end of-“
I get a little dead inside knowing damien’s videos is end
That Chills impersonation was spot on. I’m actually impressed holy 😂
BRUH I WAS AT THE BOOMERS LEARN TO FLOSS PICTURE IN PERSON
Every time I see extended lungs all I can think of is a dude screaming while walking down the street aggressively like a Dragonball Z character
#15 Foot Lettuce got signed to the Arizona Diamondbacks for 2 years and for $18M
New 15 inch Foot Lettuce Sandwich by Subway, only costs you a bit of your dead foot skin and some toe nail clippings, for only $1 !!!
"Dora the destroya"
No Gerard we talked about this-
I gotta tell you your Chills impersonation is dead-on accurate. It's almost creepy.
Y-you- you mean... y-you get...
CHILLS?
@@susannedecrom1984 Oh, that was terrible. :)
When the cat with human ears came up I was like
"OK so what if its 11:15pm I'll get my notebook and draw another"