Proton: following the adding a "k" to everything kerbal naming convention, brings us to Kroton. Adding the kerbal love of snacks gives us croutons. Therefore the name of the rocket must be the Krouton.
Every one of those videos is a present for me. Just a small correction: "Толкать" ("Tolkat'") is a verb "To push". It'a weird name for a spacecraft in Russian. The spacecraft should be called "Толчок" ("Tolchok") which is a noun "push". But IRL spacecraft might not be called that either, cause it's also a slang term for a toilet in Russian. I guess it can be called "Рывок" ("Ryvok"), which means "Dash" or "Tug", but it would be challenging to pronounce. Honestly, any name is fine by me, I'm impressed that Beardy is keeping a consistent Kerbal-USSR naming theme. Also, I'd very much like to hear more about Beardy's dissertation.
Tolchok is a fitting name because you do a lot of pushing on the toilet haha. I think the best name would "Импульс" (Impuls) spelt "EE-m poo ls" which translates as, you guessed it! Impulse!
Amazing, as always! Note: For reentry, point the Soyuz perpendicular to the surface before separation. This'll avoid the collision avoiding wiggle maneuver.
Proton my beloved! I hope it treats you well Beardy! Im sure the avionics will behave 100% of the time. Cant wait for the future of this series, Hope we get to see some of the other members of the UR family :D
@@TheBeardyPenguin Will you be focusing on Chelomei’s Universal Rocket family, or will the N1 take the limelight? As fond as I am of the N1, it feels like it’s been overused and I’d love to see stuff like the UR-700 and UR-900 get some attention.
The Zond tortoises almost died to the gs on reentry. Do Valentina and Valery have explosive charges and pistols so that they can get a little "advantage" should they be neck and neck with the Americans?
@@iplaygames8090 That wasn't because of the Cold War heating up, it was to protect the cosmonauts from the very dangerous fauna of Siberia and the steppes.
Ive been screaming at my screen for 6 months and some wierd scary shadowy creatures known as paramedics took me to a mental hospital, luckly today will be for all kerbalkind part 14, i will stop screaming and i will be free.
The one funny thing about soyuz 1 was that he requested an open casket funeral, almost certainly knowing he was going to die, and for some inexplicable reason the powers that be actually honored his request. There's pictures online, they took the charred pancake of human remains and put it into a casket with a public funeral.
Cavea B being used by the soviets?! IIRC, that monopropellant was developed by John Clarke in the US. Full credit to your KGB for that intelligence coup. But I think N9 might have some people in the CIA and FBI that need reassignment to northern Alaska.
Will you ever try to do static fires with the engines to get cheap data? Or do you like the higher risk of instantly sending it up and making the rocket launch better fit for New Years eve
You don't get engine data for static fires, you have to fly them. It's implied the static fires have already been done. After all, how boring would it be to have to roll rockets out to the pad, fire them and then roll them back again.
(I hope you have had a very) Merry Christmas!!! Got an offer from Imperial College London for Aeronautical Engineering! A*A*A*A... Thank god Southampton gave me an A*AA!!! I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up putting Imperial as my Firm and Southampton as my Insurance so be prepared to be bothered by me some time in the future!!
Congratulations! If you want my advice though, don't even consider Imperial. All of my friends that went there are absolutely miserable. Southampton is better for aerospace anyway and you'll actually enjoy your time at uni.
I know why your Soyuzs decouple their SMs so poorly: you've mounted them upsite-down XD. The periscope is supposed to be facing "down" while the rendezvous antenna is supposed to be facing "up"
@@MrSlyFox Having triple checked the design of the 7K-OK Soyuz, I think you're wrong It all looks exactly the way it should Besides, the rotation of the service module has nothing to do with how well it separates
@@TheBeardyPenguin Hm...that's strange. Almost all of the graphs and drawings of 7Ks i've seen had the periscope pointing "downwards"...but hey, you learn something new every day
@@MrSlyFox there is no up and down in space, it's just the orientation of the spacecraft The periscope is supposed to be the opposite side to the rendezvous antenna, and it is. I really don't see what you're on about.
It really would be funny to have a russian and an american mission fly the same transfer window. I imagine the two teams would have a lot of fun radioing back and forth if their radios are even compatible (Which i can imagine for the american radios, but i feel like the russians would have made sure that their astronauts at least can't respond)
I'd be interested in your dissertation, by the way, though perhaps with a "Layman's Terms" version XD are you finishing up your Master's then? I just got accepted into a Master's program :)
Quite low hanging fruit, but you could name the UR-500 электрон/elektron, as it's another part of an atom which can also orbit multiple nuclei, or here multiple celestial bodies in the case of the rocket. I know it's a really stupid suggestion and I'll definitely show myself out, but I felt like it had to be said.
Heh, its funny to hear you mention JWST launching on Christmas because I remember you talking about it in Beyond Kerbol or Endurance or whichever, years ago.
Kinda weird, that you named vehicle with verb, I mean "Толкать", never heard, that our vehicles were named this way... But whatever, have a nice Christmas, Товарищ Бёрди)
@@TheBeardyPenguin They burn up on reentry, unfortunately the texture underneath is not charged but maybe you'll like it since it's a bit more realistic in my opinion. I understand the confusion (should have been more specific)
Excellent work Beardy, you should check out our Prank work on N9's video, Alan almost ended up run over by a reindeer, I mean an accident due to a song that we wanted to play when second stage fired, well we crossed a wire and 2nd stage failed!~ We would request a promotion, but just not being sent to the Gulag is good enough for us Beardy :-)
I'd like to protest... Cavea B was developed in the US at NARTS by J.D. Clark and his team, as described in his book 'Ignition'. I do not think that the Soviets ever had access to it... >_>
Thank you and N9 gaming for making this series. It is one I look for the most on TH-cam. I may HIGHLY PREFER the US side because of the global threat Russia IS and was, but this fiction is very engaging. I also thank you for introducing me to N9. Thank you Beardy, and take care of yourself and your family.
You and n9 should exchange some technology like you get the rl10 and he gets nk15. I really feel like that would be fun and a expression of "international cooperation"
He won't listen. I sent him a business email trying to propose a deal and he was a complete a$$.... He is a poor creator and obviously someone who belongs to the "boys trying to be men club"...... Not too surprised. He has a punchable face.
Before anyone asks how some folks got here so fast, my patrons got access to this video a few days early!
Merry Christmas Penguinauts :D
You read my mind
Merry kerbmas beardy
Does this mean you need to perform a spacewalk to attach the crew transfer tunnel for your moon landing?
I think You should call it the Yaka
@@theroboticrabbit3490 якоф
Proton: following the adding a "k" to everything kerbal naming convention, brings us to Kroton. Adding the kerbal love of snacks gives us croutons. Therefore the name of the rocket must be the Krouton.
Especially if it carries crew
J aime les croûtons, c'est bon
Crouton?
@@soldiergaming2895 look it up in french
@@soldiergaming2895 little bread cube thing
Every one of those videos is a present for me.
Just a small correction: "Толкать" ("Tolkat'") is a verb "To push". It'a weird name for a spacecraft in Russian.
The spacecraft should be called "Толчок" ("Tolchok") which is a noun "push". But IRL spacecraft might not be called that either, cause it's also a slang term for a toilet in Russian.
I guess it can be called "Рывок" ("Ryvok"), which means "Dash" or "Tug", but it would be challenging to pronounce. Honestly, any name is fine by me, I'm impressed that Beardy is keeping a consistent Kerbal-USSR naming theme.
Also, I'd very much like to hear more about Beardy's dissertation.
Tolchok is a fitting name because you do a lot of pushing on the toilet haha.
I think the best name would "Импульс" (Impuls) spelt "EE-m poo ls" which translates as, you guessed it! Impulse!
tolchok means punching someone in clockwork orange
I would say 'Толкач' is the best name here with minimal changes
I was thinking about "Толкатель" (Tolkatel) with minimal changes as well
I for one would love to hear about your dissertation when you complete it.
I second this
Full live reading, lessgo
Please oh please do the UR700 instead of the N1, you'll save some reseach since it had parts in common with the UR500.
The series is back! Glad to hear uni is going well!
Amazing, as always!
Note: For reentry, point the Soyuz perpendicular to the surface before separation. This'll avoid the collision avoiding wiggle maneuver.
ill be the first to admit it, when i hopped onto youtube, this was the first recommendation, i kinda squealed with joy, i love this series.
howdy beardy
why are you reading this
pls pin me
never gonna give you up
hehe
Proton my beloved! I hope it treats you well Beardy! Im sure the avionics will behave 100% of the time. Cant wait for the future of this series, Hope we get to see some of the other members of the UR family :D
You sure will ;)
@@TheBeardyPenguin UR-100 pog????
@@TheBeardyPenguin Will you be focusing on Chelomei’s Universal Rocket family, or will the N1 take the limelight? As fond as I am of the N1, it feels like it’s been overused and I’d love to see stuff like the UR-700 and UR-900 get some attention.
@@Ryan-jm5jp I'm planning to do both! I think I'll use the universal rockets for heavy uncrewed payloads like space stations or lunar base modules :)
SECOND, apparently >:[
Ratio
The Zond tortoises almost died to the gs on reentry. Do Valentina and Valery have explosive charges and pistols so that they can get a little "advantage" should they be neck and neck with the Americans?
Soviets carried a wierd sawed off shotgun with them at one point. Not sure how much later in the space race it was
@@iplaygames8090 That wasn't because of the Cold War heating up, it was to protect the cosmonauts from the very dangerous fauna of Siberia and the steppes.
I think Beardy gives them explosives and Skorpion machine pistols
@@hariotic4017 I was wondering if it would be an act of war to blow up a US spacecraft should the two get too close.
@@GPantazis indeed. One thing that was because of the cold war was aircraft cannoms attached to a class of soviet space stations.
Ive been screaming at my screen for 6 months and some wierd scary shadowy creatures known as paramedics took me to a mental hospital, luckly today will be for all kerbalkind part 14, i will stop screaming and i will be free.
Uh
@@idkpenguin1046 when will it arrive
It should have been july 17th so maybe today
The one funny thing about soyuz 1 was that he requested an open casket funeral, almost certainly knowing he was going to die, and for some inexplicable reason the powers that be actually honored his request. There's pictures online, they took the charred pancake of human remains and put it into a casket with a public funeral.
I don't think funky is the right word here...
There is a kerbalized fanart of Komarov somewhere.... I remember seeing it at the Foruns decades ago...
Finally, been waiting for a while on this one!
Also merry Christmas and a happy newyear Beardy :)
Heard Tolkat as "TallCat"
Just binged this whole series. Great work to you and N9! But please, I MUST HAVE MORE! when can we expect another episode?
Yes! Also I was pretty sure that it was capable of lunar orbit from when you posted a photo of it
30 Minutes of high quality content, we’ve been blessed!
A truly great (late) Christmas Gift!
Finally It felt like ages... Cholera It's 10 minutes to midnight
Whoa, that’s so cool that your dissertation is on topic today. I hope it’s going well!
Beardy does it again with a really good video
Thank you for the dedication
Cavea B being used by the soviets?! IIRC, that monopropellant was developed by John Clarke in the US. Full credit to your KGB for that intelligence coup. But I think N9 might have some people in the CIA and FBI that need reassignment to northern Alaska.
really nice video
worth being a patreon
I think it'd be very interesting to hear about your dissertation once it's done!
Woo for all Kerbal kind. Video
I love your videos they make my week when I get to watch you
Wait, are we also going to recreate Soyuz 6, 7 and 8? It was an orbital rendezvous with 3 Soyuz spacecraft.
Probably not, there's no contract for it
@@TheBeardyPenguin but theres bragging rights to it...
@@iplaygames8090 bragging rights don't win a moon race
@@TheBeardyPenguin true. But after all isnt the moon race one big bragging rights contest?
Will you ever try to do static fires with the engines to get cheap data? Or do you like the higher risk of instantly sending it up and making the rocket launch better fit for New Years eve
You don't get engine data for static fires, you have to fly them. It's implied the static fires have already been done.
After all, how boring would it be to have to roll rockets out to the pad, fire them and then roll them back again.
Yakor caught me completely by surprise! Awesome! :D
would have been better if it was before Christmas, but I don't really care when. I'm just glad it's out now, so I am happy.
3:44 now that is going to be front page in Moskow
The greatest series mankind and kerbalkind has been graced to watch
once again another downright awesome video! maybe only replacing the second stage engine of the R-12 since that seems the most problematic?
Happy Holidays Beardy! Hope your semester went well! I know mine did 😁
Oh yes finally it is here! Awesome! Thank you two so much :)
Finally, a truly communist christmas.
Wait how?
@@_R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__ _you wouldn’t get it_
@@Wehraboo-fi9vm I get it I jest read the pined comment
We had white Christmas, green Christmas, and finally red Christmas.
The Italians were behind this all along!
Well I ate… food… not very communist, but red none the less.
So looking forward to more regular uploads. The RP premise behind this series is so good.
(I hope you have had a very) Merry Christmas!!!
Got an offer from Imperial College London for Aeronautical Engineering!
A*A*A*A...
Thank god Southampton gave me an A*AA!!!
I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up putting Imperial as my Firm and Southampton as my Insurance so be prepared to be bothered by me some time in the future!!
Congratulations!
If you want my advice though, don't even consider Imperial. All of my friends that went there are absolutely miserable. Southampton is better for aerospace anyway and you'll actually enjoy your time at uni.
I know why your Soyuzs decouple their SMs so poorly: you've mounted them upsite-down XD. The periscope is supposed to be facing "down" while the rendezvous antenna is supposed to be facing "up"
I don't understand what you're saying, should the service module be rolled 180 degrees?
@@TheBeardyPenguin Yup, exactly. Then it'll align with the rest of the spacecraft
@@MrSlyFox
Having triple checked the design of the 7K-OK Soyuz, I think you're wrong
It all looks exactly the way it should
Besides, the rotation of the service module has nothing to do with how well it separates
@@TheBeardyPenguin Hm...that's strange. Almost all of the graphs and drawings of 7Ks i've seen had the periscope pointing "downwards"...but hey, you learn something new every day
@@MrSlyFox there is no up and down in space, it's just the orientation of the spacecraft
The periscope is supposed to be the opposite side to the rendezvous antenna, and it is. I really don't see what you're on about.
It really would be funny to have a russian and an american mission fly the same transfer window. I imagine the two teams would have a lot of fun radioing back and forth if their radios are even compatible (Which i can imagine for the american radios, but i feel like the russians would have made sure that their astronauts at least can't respond)
So the first space Radio Station. Is an American Station?
*Start Playing Good Morning Vietnam OST*
A life?! But you do TH-cam’s, you’re not allowed to have a life!
I'd be interested in your dissertation, by the way, though perhaps with a "Layman's Terms" version XD are you finishing up your Master's then? I just got accepted into a Master's program :)
Oh boy a new video! Thanks bready!
Quite low hanging fruit, but you could name the UR-500 электрон/elektron, as it's another part of an atom which can also orbit multiple nuclei, or here multiple celestial bodies in the case of the rocket. I know it's a really stupid suggestion and I'll definitely show myself out, but I felt like it had to be said.
Can you put it there in latin script so that people will understand it better? And BTW i think naming it Elektron is a good idea
ooh longer video
Looking forward to the end of Beyond Kerbal and your uploading the ships you used to steam.
perfect for boxing day
Heh, its funny to hear you mention JWST launching on Christmas because I remember you talking about it in Beyond Kerbol or Endurance or whichever, years ago.
I'd love a video on yur dissertation!
Was hoping the Tolkat would be more similar to the Soyuz V/11K concept. That one fits the purpose just right!
Kinda weird, that you named vehicle with verb, I mean "Толкать", never heard, that our vehicles were named this way... But whatever, have a nice Christmas, Товарищ Бёрди)
YES
Congrats on the succesful missions. Would love to hear about your dissertation!
I just notices you are not removing the thermal blankets from the soyuz decent moduel, you can do it with a right click menu
.. why would I remove the thermal blankets
@@TheBeardyPenguin They burn up on reentry, unfortunately the texture underneath is not charged but maybe you'll like it since it's a bit more realistic in my opinion.
I understand the confusion (should have been more specific)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!!
Happy to see you again!
Oh hey good ol' Pavel :D 7:50
You should build the 3 ton to orbit tsyklon for 1 ton satellite missions and recover the first stage
Poggers
I really liked this video, and since starting uni, understand how exams take up your time. Goodnight/goodday.
Let's freaking goooo I've been waiting for this!!!!
HE HATH RETURNED!
Excellent work Beardy, you should check out our Prank work on N9's video, Alan almost ended up run over by a reindeer, I mean an accident due to a song that we wanted to play when second stage fired, well we crossed a wire and 2nd stage failed!~ We would request a promotion, but just not being sent to the Gulag is good enough for us Beardy :-)
I hope t some KGB agents manage to get the dates and sites for the planned US lunar landing, just to land on the same place at the same time.
Which version of the Game are you playing in now? I want to play with those mods but don't know the version. Love your content!
Read the description :)
I'd like to protest... Cavea B was developed in the US at NARTS by J.D. Clark and his team, as described in his book 'Ignition'. I do not think that the Soviets ever had access to it... >_>
HELL YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
YES YES YES YES YES
29:00 look how happy the kerbals look, they are totally not forced by the state to smile maniacally!
yeah :) @Trappist-1e646
Thank you and N9 gaming for making this series. It is one I look for the most on TH-cam. I may HIGHLY PREFER the US side because of the global threat Russia IS and was, but this fiction is very engaging. I also thank you for introducing me to N9. Thank you Beardy, and take care of yourself and your family.
If I may ask why is Russia global threat?
@@rade6063 they actively and openly attacked the US elections in 2016 and 2020, they invaded Ukraine, etc. Etc.
@@DataRew So do you have any facts? Or do you believe western media
nooo i wanted to watch the sever mission
cool entry into the series tho
Hey beardy do you think you can play a hoi4 with no step back
Man the question is will he have time.
@@_R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__ Yeah. I hope he will be able to but I understand that youtube is not his job
Here's a sacrifice for the algorithm
Yaey Beardy Pengu video.
I has a question though, did you see Spider-Man No Way Home?
And if you did, did you enjoy it?
Yeah, I thought it was great.
New vid!
Cant wait for more
Great work!
Yay
Hi!! we missed you
nice
the Soyuz would have faced sideways when separating
What happened to beyond kerbal? also love the video
Watch the video until the end
An RP-1 campaign? Consider me subscribed
You and n9 should exchange some technology like you get the rl10 and he gets nk15. I really feel like that would be fun and a expression of "international cooperation"
We're in a moon race and at the height of the cold war. Not going to happen!
@@TheBeardyPenguin actually it might’ve been possible under Kennedy, after him, no
I would love to hear about your venus prodject ^^
So, Beardy… where’s that video about your dissertation?
Nope, no two crewed Gemini docked together :)
Fun fact: Soyuz is russian for union, as in Soviet Union
Actually Soyuz 1 only had one solar panel not deploying
Lessss goooooooo
Maybe you should built the sea dragon if nasa dont agree about super heavy lift rocket
Why did Soyuz 1 land in Saudi Arabia or something :D
i am finally caught up
First plebian
How did you get that launchpad😮😢
What is Cavea B in real life? Did anyone ever use it?
It was an experimental mono prop that was never used because it tended to explode randomly essentially
*sees american in space*
*bang*
Beardy make a an225 for a cargo plane for space parts
He won't listen. I sent him a business email trying to propose a deal and he was a complete a$$.... He is a poor creator and obviously someone who belongs to the "boys trying to be men club"......
Not too surprised. He has a punchable face.
Soyuz was a Soviet project that is still active
Part of the Sputnik
They sent Yuri to space the USA was shocked