"neither pubes nor dust, nor skeet nor hair shall keep the greatest technician that's ever lived from doing repair" -The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived
I don't know why but my computer is doing random things for example I type something it types by it own like mc 39 XZ*2 and more I have tried everything I even change the hard disc but the problem is still there lord technician please tell me what to do
@@SalemTechspertsBro, your voice is awesome af, don't know if that's your actual voice or you're using some sort of voice synthesizer but I could listen to you all day.
Right, I personally, open up my laptop and ps4 every once a while to clean and keep them running smooth, is an easy thing to do, idk how people let their electronics get to this level of nasty
As an IT Student I thought I was going to watch The Greatest Technician that ever lived doing his magic... turns out it was a horror show of the Lint pube monster.
The hero origin story of the greatest technician that's ever lived. Was once bitten by a radioactive contaminated laptop from a nuclear power plant. How do you think he got those tiny racoon like fingers? Also he's immune to swamp gooch for life now. lol Someone call Marvel for a new blockbuster!
Man he truly is “The Greatest Technician That’s Ever Lived” I’ve shown his channel to all my friends, even the ones who don’t like tech and they find you hilarious. Keep on making great content we love your channel!
Yall americans need a federal funded nation-wide seminar on pc cleanliness. My pc doesnt have 1/100th of this hair and i have a cat, dog, 2 betta and 17 goldfishes. Gat damn! Thank u TGTTEL!!!
Salem Techsperts: Roasting you, you're hygiene, your computer's hygiene, you're computer's manufacturer, your extended family, and your taste in cars since 1296.
I am looking forward to my laptop having to be cleaned by a repairman in a few years. The poor guy is going to have to channel his inner "Greatest Technician That Has Ever Lived" to get out.
I've already watched most (if not all) of these shorts, but they were still as funny and entertaining as they were the first time. Truly the Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived.
I’m surprised people don’t even have the minimal sense of shame to clean their laptops before sending them to repair. I get they won’t clean the inside, but god please, at least the keyboard
The Greatest Technician Thats Ever Lived has dusted out more alien spaceships from the planet of Lint than anyone has ever found proof of living Aliens
The best one is when he put back the lid of the PC, he put it upside down like me when screwing back my laptop and found that I put wrong screws all over the place. This is hilarious yet easily mistaken even on pros, we always doing that without realizing it 🤣🤣🤣
Hey, Just wanted to say thanks for having an Amazon Affiliate store thing as I've been trying to find a fucking half decent air duster. I've been doing work on my own computers for a long while and have built computers for others before, as mad as it may seem despite seeing the biohazards contained within your videos they've gotten me to start working in my local area on computer repair. Fixed up an Old Toshiba with a new 2.5" SSD and some more Ram, I miss how those old laptops were built man. Removed Norton and other Bloatware that a "Previous repair man" had installed which made me feel a lot less bad about my skills. Also your Free advice link is funny, love it.
Having watched all of these in shorts and now still able to watch this all over again without skipping a sec. My life is The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived's now
I will say, the worst computer I've ever seen... it was one of those mini-desktops, I can't remember if it was HP, Dell, or Lenovo but it was one of those three (I worked ITAD and the companies who sent us stuff almost always sent stuff from those big three names. On occasion we'd get MacBooks, and even rarer still, BOXX desktops with 9th gen i7s, 32gigs of ram, 512gb or 1tb NVME drives, hell there was the one time we got BOXX gaming PCs with 2070s in them and that was fucking cool)... and it was full of roach droppings. One of the other companies we worked with, Ferguson, would always send us these super dirty computers, full of dust and what not. I remember turning one on to wipe the drives and a huge plume of black dust came out, and I was scared it caught fire. But none of those dust-filled shitcans would ever surpass the roach droppings, and nothing ever will. Hopefully.
The greatest Technician That's ever lived has the greatest Mini pc that's ever lived with the greatest GPU that's ever lived and knows how to clean the dirtiest Pc that's ever lived.
Yikes, yeah these are pretty filthy machines. I have been a tech for many years and have seen some close to this. Just found your channel and subscribed, fellow tech TH-camr here, love your vids, very entertaining
4:18 DUUUDE I SEE THIS TYPE OF THERMISTOR BLOW ALL THE TIME!! not in a computer though, i work on Tire-Changer machines for Tire/Automotive shops, and the electric motors in a lot of Corghi brand tire machines are run off a circuit-board that is in a box as part of the aluminum housing of the motor. the big round thermistors in these boards do the SAME FREAKING THING!! crack, fry, or burn to a friggin crisp and completely halt the rotation of the machine when they go, and its a $500 power-board that loves to blow when the machine is juuust out of warranty too... i hate telling my customers they need to spend $500-$600 plus service call and labor to fix a machine thats less than two years old, but just outside of the one-year warranty period. and then Corghi wonders why no new customers wanna buy their crap in my area lol
Hi Salem Techsperts team. A while ago I sent an email asking about job opportunities! I figured id comment to try and reach out better. I live in Salem myself and wish to pursue the same career of IT repair. I am well versed in computers and even built my own in late middle school! I would really love to talk about offering my skills. Even if you're all set for computer work, I do graphic design and illustration, and I would love to just apprentice or hang around the shop to help out. Thank you! -JJ D.
Will not bring my Alienware Aurora R7 to you without cleaning (cleaning schedule is 3 months (my recommendation for those who need a schedule) though would definitely like to be roasted for owning one though it costed initially $30, so expect stuff why it's looking pristine on the case
After my first tower tanked because it was small, compact and completely opaque- I have only bought massive cases with clear sides going forward. I like to see the accumulation of gooch.
You’re one of the funniest sons of a bitches on the internet. You always have me in hysterics. Keep up the great work mate! Big fan here in Australia haha
I can imagine some of these laptop owners would be angry cuz they were leaving it dirty on purpose, cuz that's the only way i imagine it could get this bad
computer technician here. if I open your machine and I get hit with a waft of cigarette or vape dust, you're getting an extra half hour of labour on the invoice. stop smoking at your damn desks!
I have watched many of your videos but i feel like there is added content here, especially some footages. Am i in the early stages of Alzheimer or is this maybe due to me watching the TH-cam shorts edition rather than the full version on the other platforms?
"neither pubes nor dust, nor skeet nor hair shall keep the greatest technician that's ever lived from doing repair"
-The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived
YOU HAVE MY PROFILE PICTURE WTF
@@DewyDawg technically, I own this art sooo you stole my pfp
GOODNESS
@@DoomMarine64Blud I just went to google and searched up Doomslayer art
@@DewyDawg I literally made that art and released it on social media BLUD
The Greatest Advocate of Computer Hygiene That's Ever Lived
Up you go
hey that's offending
Yes
As long as idiots exist, the smart people would never be out of job.
Can concur with the Nitro 5 one. Mine grenaded itself, I used it on a bed AND have a dog
Jeez, as someone who cleans their computer and laptop constantly... it's amazing how dirty people let their laptops get!
WHO THE HELL WOULD THINK THIS IS CLEAN??!!!!
I've seen all of these twice now 😊
Just subbed the channel. Came for the jokes...stayed for the videos...
Thanks Sarge!
Did bro just say light years?😂
Ya know i = sub I LOVE UR VIDEOS
I don't know why but my computer is doing random things for example I type something it types by it own like mc 39 XZ*2 and more I have tried everything I even change the hard disc but the problem is still there lord technician please tell me what to do
That battery needed a new computer
And a new owner.
😂😂😂
I don't even care about computer stuff anymore. I just come for the vibes and humor.
Same tbh
*you mean "pubes and tumour" because that's all he gets after handling those biohazard laptops
@@SalemTechspertsSo you like your own humour sense? But you know what, self loving is the best thing one can do. ☺️☺️
@@SalemTechspertsBro, your voice is awesome af, don't know if that's your actual voice or you're using some sort of voice synthesizer but I could listen to you all day.
@@SalemTechsperts your videos are very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that people have their computers in these conditions...you will never be out of a job.
But he will run out of filters for the gas mask he needs to use.
No chance to RETIRE even If u will be over89 years of age...
Right, I personally, open up my laptop and ps4 every once a while to clean and keep them running smooth, is an easy thing to do, idk how people let their electronics get to this level of nasty
Yeah, also many laptops have boards that are difficult to clean properly.
@@Kazuma1478 the average Joe can't and don't have the balls to do it
As an IT Student I thought I was going to watch The Greatest Technician that ever lived doing his magic... turns out it was a horror show of the Lint pube monster.
I was so insulted by the toothbrush cobweb joke I paused the video and brushed my teeth.
My videos are the best motivation for computer and self hygiene
Mmmm you're brushing with the gooch he collected with it.
"Killing Lupe in the process" It's the most funny moment i ever seen.
I wish he lived to read this comment
@@SalemTechspertshe got put on a t shirt
Andy is gonna be the next patient zero breathing in all that swamp gooch.
How do you think I got my skills?
@@SalemTechspertsby massaging with your tiny raccoon like fingers
how long is the incubation time?@@SalemTechsperts
@@SalemTechspertsCompute-pube induced transformation, so now you are a hero called spid-, excuse me, "computer-pube-man"!
The hero origin story of the greatest technician that's ever lived. Was once bitten by a radioactive contaminated laptop from a nuclear power plant. How do you think he got those tiny racoon like fingers? Also he's immune to swamp gooch for life now. lol
Someone call Marvel for a new blockbuster!
The word of the year goes to "Macbookkaked"
That computer needs a shave goddamn
They grow up so fast 🥹
Wow, this dude's shop should be a biohazard with these computers.
I worked in a computer shop and I have seen cockroaches living inside the case, still alive
When the dog has to move from living in your laptop, to living in the walls 💀
Man he truly is “The Greatest Technician That’s Ever Lived” I’ve shown his channel to all my friends, even the ones who don’t like tech and they find you hilarious. Keep on making great content we love your channel!
Yall americans need a federal funded nation-wide seminar on pc cleanliness. My pc doesnt have 1/100th of this hair and i have a cat, dog, 2 betta and 17 goldfishes. Gat damn! Thank u TGTTEL!!!
Those 17 goldfishes really do be a large cleaning factor
@@smallbutdeadly931, who knows, where the water for the liquid cooling comes from?
@@halphantom2274 That sounds like an Art Deco cooling installation...
No hair. But what about some scales
Salem Techsperts: Roasting you, you're hygiene, your computer's hygiene, you're computer's manufacturer, your extended family, and your taste in cars since 1296.
“This Lenovo yoga” and it looks like the user did yoga on the laptop💀
I really love how every short has its own theme. From Malboro to Alien Spaceship. Keep the creativity up !
"the customer mentioned they had a dog. they did not mention the dog lives inside the laptop" lol
"They did not mention the dog lives inside the laptop" 💀
Neither pubes nor dust or skeet nor hair shall keep the "GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT EVER LIVED" from doing repair🫡
Thats our motto😌✊️
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I am looking forward to my laptop having to be cleaned by a repairman in a few years. The poor guy is going to have to channel his inner "Greatest Technician That Has Ever Lived" to get out.
Every laptop deserves an owner but not every owner deserves a laptop
its the Linux logo
computers get filled with dust so often it's surprising when you see a repair without cleaning needed
"use your laptop on a bed and your GPU will soon be dead" had me laughing 😅😂
I've already watched most (if not all) of these shorts, but they were still as funny and entertaining as they were the first time. Truly the Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived.
0:07 as a linux user I find that it is still clean
'Linux user' and 'clean' usually don't go together in the same sentence
That "Killing Lupe in the process" always make me laugh
“No Lupes were harmed in the making of this video”
@@guaiqueritech lol
You're laughing. Lupe's dead, and you're laughing!
Don't you know it's not good for the dog or the computers for them to live in it
5:54 that looks like every pc at my school and i'm not joking
I think they should take the PCs to
*THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN OF ALL TIME*
I’m surprised people don’t even have the minimal sense of shame to clean their laptops before sending them to repair.
I get they won’t clean the inside, but god please, at least the keyboard
That was disgusting. You sir have earned a subscription
The Greatest Technician Thats Ever Lived has dusted out more alien spaceships from the planet of Lint than anyone has ever found proof of living Aliens
The best one is when he put back the lid of the PC, he put it upside down like me when screwing back my laptop and found that I put wrong screws all over the place. This is hilarious yet easily mistaken even on pros, we always doing that without realizing it 🤣🤣🤣
Hey, Just wanted to say thanks for having an Amazon Affiliate store thing
as I've been trying to find a fucking half decent air duster.
I've been doing work on my own computers for a long while and have built
computers for others before, as mad as it may seem despite seeing the biohazards contained within
your videos they've gotten me to start working in my local area on computer repair.
Fixed up an Old Toshiba with a new 2.5" SSD and some more Ram, I miss how those old laptops
were built man. Removed Norton and other Bloatware that a "Previous repair man" had installed which
made me feel a lot less bad about my skills.
Also your Free advice link is funny, love it.
I actually might buy one of the listings there, considering the downright shady listings here locally.
Bro 845k subs .
I remeber watching your shorts when it was 57k
Man can't wait for 1 million crazy stuff
I just come for "The greatest technician that's ever lived" (and the content ofc but mostly that)
Having watched all of these in shorts and now still able to watch this all over again without skipping a sec. My life is The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived's now
❤️
been waiting for my free weekly roast thank you The greatest technician that’s ever lived
I will say, the worst computer I've ever seen... it was one of those mini-desktops, I can't remember if it was HP, Dell, or Lenovo but it was one of those three (I worked ITAD and the companies who sent us stuff almost always sent stuff from those big three names. On occasion we'd get MacBooks, and even rarer still, BOXX desktops with 9th gen i7s, 32gigs of ram, 512gb or 1tb NVME drives, hell there was the one time we got BOXX gaming PCs with 2070s in them and that was fucking cool)... and it was full of roach droppings.
One of the other companies we worked with, Ferguson, would always send us these super dirty computers, full of dust and what not. I remember turning one on to wipe the drives and a huge plume of black dust came out, and I was scared it caught fire. But none of those dust-filled shitcans would ever surpass the roach droppings, and nothing ever will. Hopefully.
I have to give you kudos for having such a sense of humor whereas I would've been horrified. And I used to work in IT for years!
It’s how I deal with being burned out
The greatest Technician That's ever lived has the greatest Mini pc that's ever lived with the greatest GPU that's ever lived and knows how to clean the dirtiest Pc that's ever lived.
First Time Getting Heatt from a TH-camr AND LOOK WHO GAVE ME 😊😊
Truly greatest computer janitorial expert that’s ever lived
Your wife and her boyfriends 😅
Hits homes 😢
"My gloves haven't been this dusty since I was elbow deep in your- GRANDMA always told me"
I've never seen a cut this perfect
I found your channel from various Facebook short videos! Love your content and can totally relate!
The funniest technician that's ever lived
Yikes, yeah these are pretty filthy machines. I have been a tech for many years and have seen some close to this. Just found your channel and subscribed, fellow tech TH-camr here, love your vids, very entertaining
4:18 DUUUDE I SEE THIS TYPE OF THERMISTOR BLOW ALL THE TIME!!
not in a computer though, i work on Tire-Changer machines for Tire/Automotive shops, and the electric motors in a lot of Corghi brand tire machines are run off a circuit-board that is in a box as part of the aluminum housing of the motor. the big round thermistors in these boards do the SAME FREAKING THING!! crack, fry, or burn to a friggin crisp and completely halt the rotation of the machine when they go, and its a $500 power-board that loves to blow when the machine is juuust out of warranty too... i hate telling my customers they need to spend $500-$600 plus service call and labor to fix a machine thats less than two years old, but just outside of the one-year warranty period. and then Corghi wonders why no new customers wanna buy their crap in my area lol
Hi Salem Techsperts team.
A while ago I sent an email asking about job opportunities! I figured id comment to try and reach out better.
I live in Salem myself and wish to pursue the same career of IT repair. I am well versed in computers and even built my own in late middle school!
I would really love to talk about offering my skills. Even if you're all set for computer work, I do graphic design and illustration, and I would love to just apprentice or hang around the shop to help out.
Thank you! -JJ D.
System and hardware horrors hosted by "The greatest technician that's ever lived" with raccoon fingers
TINY Raccoon-like fingers.
Will not bring my Alienware Aurora R7 to you without cleaning (cleaning schedule is 3 months (my recommendation for those who need a schedule) though would definitely like to be roasted for owning one though it costed initially $30, so expect stuff why it's looking pristine on the case
After my first tower tanked because it was small, compact and completely opaque- I have only bought massive cases with clear sides going forward. I like to see the accumulation of gooch.
I don't know Why I watch some random guy (i mean the greatest technician that ever lived) cleaning dust and pubes from laptops on regular basis!!
Hey, what kind of pc does The Greatest Technician that’s Ever Lived recommend for someone who wants to get into pc gaming?
these jokes is getting out of *Raccoon Hands*
People who just leaves their devices like this says alot about their hygiene. ☠️💀
You’re one of the funniest sons of a bitches on the internet. You always have me in hysterics. Keep up the great work mate! Big fan here in Australia haha
*The Greatest Cancer Storms That Ever Lived.*
1:57 Well, that's one of the mistakes you simply can't avoid doing if you're opening laptops on a regular basis XD
man you gotta stop stealing our family's toothbrushes every gyat damn time !
that isnt thermistor thath was varistor and on the psu was overvoltage.
Yeah someone corrected me in that video previously, good catch
I recently clean Acer nitro 5 and your video help me to figure out why it is shut downing automatically
I wonder what operating system these lint collectors are using
I think it's lintux
I can imagine some of these laptop owners would be angry cuz they were leaving it dirty on purpose, cuz that's the only way i imagine it could get this bad
Every second I see these. I tend to wonder why we allow some people to touch tech.
I am actually sneezing from seeing these and I'm not even there.
"The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived" is the reason I subscribed for you :3
computer technician here. if I open your machine and I get hit with a waft of cigarette or vape dust, you're getting an extra half hour of labour on the invoice.
stop smoking at your damn desks!
The GreAteSt techniCiAN tHat EvER love this guy😂😂😂
All hail the Greatest Technician That's ever lived!🙌🌟
OH MY GOD? how is it even possible for computer to get this dirty
An overdose of dirt. It hurts me to look at it. How can people treat their gadgets like this?
I exist to spread awareness
@@SalemTechsperts The greatest magician that ever lived paid attention to me! 🧙♂🪄🛐🛐🛐
The Most Dirty Computer Is Your Mom - Salem Techsperts
I’ve cleaned dirtier, literally spiders nest/infestation with tobacco soot/dust everywhere with it being damp from the garage it was being stored in
at this point they should get an urn
Wow this is actually crazy...I love my PC that I built and I literally hand clean the inside, and out once or twice a week when I'm bored
What's the program used to bench cpu and see if it is causing thermal throttling?
4:38 Wait, 2014-11-25? That's my ninth birthday!
I dread to think how much swamp gooch you've inhaled over the years, but someone has to be the sacrifice. o7
I'm doing my part!
I salute you, sir!🫡
I have watched many of your videos but i feel like there is added content here, especially some footages. Am i in the early stages of Alzheimer or is this maybe due to me watching the TH-cam shorts edition rather than the full version on the other platforms?
These are the longer edits I post outside of TH-cam, your brain is still healthy 😂
Oh god I hope the swamp goch ain't a part of the roast
Salem Techsperts computer repair and pube salon.
You should be arrested for keeping a bag of ball dust
I'm curious, what does a grade B gooch looks like?
If you’re the greatest technician that’s ever lived, who’s the worst technician that’s ever lived?
Oh and first
Also me
@@SalemTechsperts XD
Are they the new record holder for the dirtiest laptop in Salem?
Nothing has topped the Acer Nitro so far 😂
@@SalemTechsperts can I have some of the dust of the ball variety? /j
I have an air purifier right near my desktop due to having 4 dogs, 5 rats, 3 kids and the wife. Lots of hair and stuff.
Aww rats!! 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀
I've seen these all and now I'm gonna watch em again. My life is rich and full of color.
the worst video format decision that's ever lived
Ok but why is this guy super cute? Like, I kind of have a crush on him.
The camera adds handsomeness, I assure you I’m goblin like 👍
You have not seen my 1994 laptop 😂